Welcome to unethical advice with Azula~! This thread is for all the advice you need on the nasty things you’re too scared to ask about, or attempt on your own! Want advice on how to commit burglaries and get away with it? Want to know how to properly commit suicide? Want to murder an ex without going to jail? Need to conduct psychological warfare against an innocent coworker? Well lay it on me. I have police and security training and a solid knowledge of forensics, as well as being a former criminal that was never caught.
Also includes
>No stuttering
>No Asian traps
>No Alice orbiters
This is relevant to my interests
Any tips for shoplifting without getting caught?
>>746151778
Close to trips.
What may this be?
>>746151778
bump for interest
How to dress to leave as little evidence on a crime scene as possible? Lets say its a silent simple breaking and entering situation with little odds to get cut or lose anything on you
>>746151778
I was thinking about getting back at a friend of mine for being a dick and found out about this explosive called touch powder, it's a dust-like tjing that blows up when touched, i was wondering how much i'd risk getting caught if i decided to put some of it on it's doorknob to make him lose a couple of fingers
how 2 destroy all niggers
Where do I buy his suit?
>>746151778
how do i abduct and keep a woman in my house for years and force her to bear my children without getting caught as i am forever alone
>>746151982
Best idea is to always open up the merch and pull it out if you can. Look for blind spots in the camera coverage, but do it out of your periphery.
>>746152004
hey remmy
>>746152186
Wear a bandana, and cap, gloves and the usual clothes and you should be good. Thats safe mode, depending on the security set up you may not even need the bandana.
>>746152210
Well can you disseminate it without touching anything and leaving car tread pints in or around the area? If so then you could do it. Try not to kill yourself though saon
>>746152210
>Friend
You're a really, really bad friend, lmao.
>>746152210
Ah I am probably on a watch list for helping you with this but yeah, not too much of a risk as long as its wet, that's why they say to make it in a paste. Nitrogen triiodide
>>746152364
Support the war on drugs
>>746152489
Call moon man
>>746152512
Id recommend using a gun and wire/rope. Chloroform doesnt work at all like it is portrayed, and hitting them unconscious risks permanent damage.
>>746152777
nice trips
>>746152546
What are the usual and most common weak points of an avarage american family house, those which are worth to rob
>>746151778
Where can I find people that don't bore the fuck out of me?
>>746152930
Stick around.
>>746152851
You don't understand!! I need his suit!
>>746152921
Masters bathroom could contain jewelry drawers
My baby wont stop crying, how can i get him to stop?
>>746152996
ooo
okay~
>>746152921
Gaming consoles in livingrooms. So many people forget to lock their back doors.
>>746153068
Punt him into traffic
>>746152921
The most common weak points are almost always doors. Windows can be used, but doors are preferable. If theres a fenced in backyard then thats perfect. You want to obviously eliminate any chance of a passerby seeing you.
>>746152930
Right here ofc dear
>>746153068
Rock him and play with him, alternatively hit his head on a counter corner
>>746152512
Troll suicide help forums and convince a girl you are everything they need to feeel happy. Its not that hard to do and hey they were gonna kill themselves anyways
>>746153432
Hope so~
I've become bored with most of my friends
people become boring so quickly
>>746153600
Most people are deluded self centered shits. What bored you about them?
>>746153600
Nice trips, and stick around im sure we can have lots of fun!
>>746153838
dubs*
>>746153432
The counter top worked wonders, all quiet. He's asleep now. Thank you!
>>746153432
weak points are doors? what what a brilliant assessment of how to enter a home. Use the door. WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF THAT?!
More general, but IyO, how many serial killers you think are active and/or have never been caught or even caught on to. Randomized travel patterns with obscure targeting parameters seem a pretty solid route, while taking nominal stealthy precautions.
Obviously not fucking about with the cops/attention/media in any way would be important, so don't do it for acknowledgment.
>>746153814
Once you get to know a person's personality and what makes them tick then very few people are still interesting. Sometimes its fun to start drama but other than that most people bore me.
Only about 3-4 people haven't bored me yet.
>>746153838
dubs but yeah~
>>746153066
Hope those are usually not locked, never picked locks before
>>746153192
>filename
Is that what I think it is
Did that prick take a screenshot and claims credit for the entire image
>>746153432
If somebody sees you I guess you gotta abandon.
>>746153973
No need to be rude, now.
>>746154059
Seems like you aren't surrounding yourself with mentally stimulating people. Good friends will always challenge you
>>746154059
amen to that shit
I'm intrigued
I'll stick around and see what's up
>>746154112
Fuck man i dont know i just grab shit off google
>>746153973
Well anon, I mean its either doors or windows, you dont expect to climb down the chimney do you?
>>746154048
I'd venture to say atleast a few hundred. If you do things across jurisdictions your likelihood of getting caught goers down. In my time I pulled off atleast 30 burglaries, mostly in different areas with small police departments, and did not get linked to any of them.
>>746154112
Generally your best bet, since it will at the very least lead to them calling the police for you acting suspicious.
>>746154228
thanks anon!
Hi OP. Lets say I wanted to live expense free for awhile. Lets say i felt like being homeless while working. How can I best get away with stealing what I need? I feel like most grocery stores i can walk in grab what i want and walk out. How about good places to find shelter? Basically how do i go about being a total leach on society while piling my own wages up by not spending on any essentiels? Thanks in advance and nice thread OP.
>>746154048
I feel like this would take a lot of math and I don't feel like being assed, but..
211,000 unsolved murders in the US alone since 1980. Humans are barbaric fucking animals and those who are good at killing will do so.
So uh.. be careful in the park at night.
>>746154180
mmm
most people aren't interesting :p
eh
maybe I've just become broken
>>746154198
~ <3
>>746154534
Actually anon, grocery stores are some of the most well protected when it comes to security. Your chances of getting snagged there are dramatically higher than most retail stores. I have seen many food shop lifters get V&
As for part two, where do you live? Where I live there are neighborhoods with abandoned houses that are in reasonable shape.
>>746154263
Oh. Almost.
>>746154478
How to deal with animals without poisoning them, and alarm.
Is breaking into unlocked cars worth it? like is the profit more then the risk?
>>746154534
>dont steal from target. Their loss prevention is on another level
>lots of overpasses in parks and nature trails that are undisturbed at night
>steal stuff and put it into a reusable grocery bag that you walked into the store with visably
>make friends with the night crew at gas stations. They'll usually offer you old food
>>746155066
Yes.
>>746152546
What's up, you...?
>>746154921
Depends on the sitution, will the animal let you approach? If you can hold it? Are you in a position to clean up blood or does it need to be completely clean?
>>746155066
Depends on the area, in a rich area yes, in a poor areas good luck. I was always too impatient with it. It seemed to small. Be careful though, its very exposed.
>>746155070
Well I've actually walked out of target with about 250 dollars worth of stuff before. It depends on how good you are and how you are dressed. If you look well dressed and legit obviously they are less likely to notice you.
I'm pretty bored~
>>746151778
burglary/lock picking tips?
How to leave little to no evidence behind?
proper disposal of evidence? (where would you look for it from police training)
Can someone get that annoying faggot rem to fuck off the server again? What a fucking loser
How to purchase several thousand dollars worth of drugs, weapons, slaves, etc. from criminals? Like, the specifics of how the trade should go down, so that you don't get a bullet the back or caught in a sting.
>>746155421
Seems to be very situational. You could tell a few of your stories, whats the worst that ever happened?
>>746155597
You kinda piss me off
Sod off cur
>>746155847
your edge is showing, esdeath
don't make me post 'em
ignore him and move on
>>746155930
Screw you :p
>>746155351
Thinking I might have chosen a bad time tbh
>>746155640
Personally I never picked locked due to there almost always being easier ways to get in. I have a number of tips for evidence reduction
>EVERYTHING that goes in with you MUST leave with you. If you cant remember it all make a checklist.
>Wear Gloves at all times.
>if you're committing murder dont allow anything to have skin contact and try to get something to prevent hairs from falling out. DNA is a real bitch.
>>746155880
The trick is to find someone you know. While buying illegal goods always carries a risk the only real way is to find a contact through someone you know, or better yet someone you know yourself. If I was you bring something to defend yourself. Gun or Knife. When the police do stings you can tell the rookies easily as they will always try to pressure you to make the sale, but the experienced detectives can play it completely cool. The only real way is to do your homework before hand. Are these guys legit? Have people heard of them? Have they been arrested recently?
>>746155930
will come up on the next post
what is an effective but discreet poison I can use to kill/debilitate someone permanantly? I also want to know how to get away with it. Thanks
>>746156007
Hate to break it to you but, esdeath isn't the only person that finds rem to be an annoying sperg.
I hate that Rev has him around out of pity
>>746156605
ricin
>>746156412
best ways to stay undetected in a public place?
I want to kill myself tonight. What's the best least painful way I need help here I have no money no gun a car but I ca nt drive it. It's a old Mitsubishi gallant. I need to do this tonight
At the end of Avatar, when Azula was chained down and incoherent with rage, I became aroused. She needed to get dicked in that state.
>>746156884
Hanging is a classic. Make sure to tie a good knot.
>>746155930
So a good thing to do is to avoid houses for three reasons.
>the charges are usually more severe
>the chances of you getting shot or killed are higher
>its a lot easier to case a business and scout the place out.
Scouting out a business is always a great thing to do beforehand, if you dont you can wind up like the time I almost got caught.
>it was a summer night
>hunting for good targets
>find a "country market" outside of a small town
>the front windows are all super exposed and visible and all of the doors in the back are metal.
>see one small window thats just big enough for me to climb in.
>break in and rummage around
>from another room I hear a computer voice say "threat detected"
and I hauled ass out of there.
>>746156605
No not ricin. The easiest way would be to concentrate some nicotine. Pure nicotine is extremely toxic. It can be absorbed through the skin however so be careful. I believe there are guides online that show you how to extract it.
>>746156867
The best way to blend into a crowd is to act like you belong there. Like you have an authoritative purpose. If you look like you have a job to do or a goal security will ignore you.
>>746156884
If the vehicle can turn on Id take some benedryl or sleeping meds go into your garage with the car and fall asleep. As mami said hanging is also a good option. Slitting your wrists will not work, nor will pills general. So hanging would be your best option.
>>746156997
agreed
>>746156884
Are there any high buildings in your area? I would suggest jumping off of one that way the pain only lasts like 0.1 sec as you hit the pavement.
>>746156884
Get a long length of rope, tie a noose and securely tie the other end to a bridge truss. Jump with enough slack to snap your neck, and die a badass.
>>746157319
Needs to be atleast 8 stories to guarantee a kill.
>>746156412
You seem to have quite a lively thread if that's what you mean.
>>746156737
>t. Esdeath
>>746156737
Actually I keep asking Rem to come back because they're one of the only waifus with personality. Wonder why you vapid bitches hate them so much..
>>746157433
I said "high" for a reason. But I should've specified the tallness yeah.
>>746157471
It probably is Esdeath
but
then again Esdeath is sorta cute. At least personality wise, haven't seen a picture of him.
>>746157319
>>746157433
You could practice diving at a pool to ensure you land on your head.
>>746151778
proper shoplifting techniques?
snagging something small without getting noticed?
>>746157625
>personality
Literally where?
>>746157826
His sperging out is cute.
>>746157904
We already made one rage sperg leave the server.. was entertaining and we didnt have to baby his feelings for it to happen.
>>746158079
Which server~
Also yeah, sperging is always entertaining
>>746157625
https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1475/67/1475677536919.jpg
>>746157261
>20:34:44
Can I just attach a hose to the exhaust pipe and run it through the window? Garage is full. Tomorrow is my Deathday I set this date a while ago. I also want it to be big thpugh5
>>746158181
>>746158200
oh wow lol
very uhhh
wow lol
How do I get my best friend to break up and stay broken up with his girlfriend
how would I avoid police suspecting me for crimes? Looking for miscellaneous tips.
>>746158186
Could always put the car into drive, lay down on the pavement and let it idle over your head... But you're probably too big a pussy for that.
How can I kill myself in a way that will ruin my family forever? I hate them all.
>>746151778
Any advice for online scams?
>>746158137
You know, that one shithole.
How do I fuck kids without getting caught and killed
>>746157776
Here's a few things I learned while doing it
>Bring something to open containers with. It sounds obvious but its all too easy to forget and taking an entire container of a store is always riskier than opening it up, taking the item, and leaving.
>Pay attention to your surrounds. While pretending to go about your business and NOT staring up at the cameras, look for corners, blocked aisles etc.
>be mindful of associates and plainclothes LP officers. If you even get the slightest feeling someone is following you then don't do it. Your subconscious is perceptive. it was designed to keep you alive, try to listen to it.
>Winter time is best. Buy a jacket with an innerpocket. Trust be walking around with shit in your jeans is both uncomfortable and obvious.
>>746158186
That works too, just make sure people cant see you and intervene, and try to seal it up as much as possible.
>>746158329
I'd try manipulative, does he trust you deeply? Then gradually point out her negatives. When he confides in you point out her negative qualities, while maintaining an air of neutrality.
>>746158362
The best way is to follow my previous tips, and don't do crime in your area. The farther away you are from the crime the better.
>>746158487
Shotgun in the mouth. Its extremely messy, bitsd of you can even fly under doors. Do it in a room where they will find you by surprise for maximum effect
>>746158487
Blame them in the suicide note.
>>746158487
Kill yourself with a pressure cooker bomb in your family's living room and write a suicide note saying you did i because your dad touched you
>>746158487
Take them down with you.
>>746158530
Move to a third world country
How can I safely get a hooker/prostitute without getting v&? I don't even know where to start.
>>746158487
Slit wrists in the bathtub, write a note blaming them and talking about how terrible they are.
>>746158520
Well my breadth of computer knowledge is not that great. Unfortunately I am not a computer expert. I'd recommend that for maximum security you find a guide on how to properly set up tails OS, I apologize anon.
>>746158704
If you go downtown to a major metro area you can usually stop and the women will approach you. Look for women in groups as PD's typically only use a single female officer.
>>746158836
Slitting your wrist is usually very painful and has a low fatality rate. Shotgun suicides are almost always successful.
>>746158364
Try it and live stream it and I'll get back to you on it
>>746158999
Mmm I guess so~
>>746158362
>be white
>dont be black
How to make a person subconsciously avoid you?
implant the idea they should just avoid you instead of interacting?
>>746151778
I've diagnosed myself with bipolar disorder and I plan on going in to get a xanax prescription soon. I don't wanna get hooked on that shit so I intend to sling it for some extra side money. Any tips?
>>746159124
Give subtle hints you're a bastard.
Say someone has disrespected you by outing your real name in public chat, and by talking behind your back. What would you do?
I chose to ignore it, but i sometimes have these thoughts of punching the shit out of these two and just hurting them. Im honestly upset by what they did but im trying to be civil by ignoring them
>>746158530
>Become a Jew or a Muslim
Jew is the better option out of the two though.
>>746159296
Someone already did that :p
It entertained me so I didn't care much~
>>746159124
Act too focused on them. Make eye contact and hold it as much as possible. This will make most people shrink away. Say things that are just a tad bit too dark. This will make people creeped out by you and they will try to avoid you.
>>746159294
Well disregarding how you got it, since I feel like theres a more complex story, I would say to try to make friends with people who you know are stoners, or associate with them. Typically stoners have atleast one friend who does harder drugs. Once you get a name network a bit from there.
>>746159296
I'd ignore them, or dox them back. Failing both of those find a better chat
>>746159296
Stop giving them ammo. Become a ghost and haunt their asses.
>>746159642
All my friends (and me) smoke weed and one of them does pills so that shouldn't be too hard. I wouldn't make much off just them though, so I'll talk to my bud dealer and see if he's interested. Thanks.
>>746158487
put hundreds of rubber bands around your head until it explodes like one of those watermelons
>>746159124
Ignore them, talk about yourself a lot and interrupt them, kill their parents
>>746159294
Methadone clinics are an open air benzo market. Start there.
>>746159478
How did it entertain you? I had never been so angry before.
>>746159642
>>746159650
I know them in real life which is the fucked up part about this. This is why the guy and his buddy know my name and decided to out me
What would you have done besides ignore them? I think if I were to confront them and fight them, it will just make things worse
>>746160124
Its a reaction
I like getting reactions out of people :p
>>746160124
Grow a fucking spine and move on. You dont owe people like that shit even if you know them irl.
Stop caring about their opinion of you and proceed as normal, maybe completely ignore them
>>746160242
Someone dox you and you were ok with it?
>>746158666
Satan demands it.
>>746160537
I don't think they fully doxed me but they did post my name :p
and also posted some stuff about me, apparently
>>746151778
>psychoLOGical
>>746160493
Even if they keep bugging me with messages? I'll try to ignore them but it will be difficult. The time to have physically done something has passed, guess I'll move on
>>746160662
Tha is what these people did to me and made me upset. I had never been so angry at someone before this occurred. What did you do after?
How far deep behind the eye is the brain?
I want to stab my sister in the eye (only one), tell her how much I hate her, and then kill myself to maximize her suffering but I need to make sure I don't actually kill her because if she dies she won't experience any of the pain.
Also, where's a good place to get helium. Exit bag is my ideal suicide method but since all I can find is Balloon Time I'm going to go with hanging instead. If you know a good place online that I can order real helium I'll just go with that instead. Gotta be cheap though since I'm unemployed.
>>746160124
Alright, if you know them irl you can do something really easy to make them pay in all safety, if they own a car, motorcicle, a bike, hell, even a pet, anything precious to them that they might leave outside of their home at night you need to pour on it a gel made out of gasoline and styrofoam, it will work pretty much like napalm. DO NOT let this get on you, it will hardly turn off, it's excellent for sending vehicles to hell.
>>746161087
About 3 inches and you should be good. also
https://www.amazon.com/Shindigz-324756-Helium-Tank/dp/B004XHWCSY
>>746161078
Oh uhh
I guess I just paid them to stop posting it then blocked them
Why make a big deal out of it?
It was my own stupidity that meant that they had that info.
It taught me a valuable lesson~
How do I drive 145 mph while shooting out my window without getting a ticket?
>>746161078
Id just move on and be the better person
Oh wait this is the bad advice thread i mean SHIT IN THEIR MAILBOX
>>746161371
Move to detroit
>>746161087
The rule of thumb is that the metallic spike umbrellas have are long enough to get to the brain, so i'd go with something long half the size to do the puncturing.
>>746161371
Be white.
>>746151778
What's the most cost-effective way to abolish a heavily populated ruling class?
>>746151778
My fair maiden, Azula. What is the best way to break a siege that has befallen your castle? Your surrounded at all sides, your allies have abandoned you, and you only have food left to hold out for a few months. Must one find to the death or surrender?
>>746161628
Open Bob's and vagene for them
>>746161561
Start a fascist movement and convince the people that those people are the cause of all of your troubles.
>>746161628
Fight to the death, an honorable death is preferable to a dishonorable existence!
>>746151778
i touch my peepee every night
white stuff appears if I do it it right
one finger in my butt, oh so tight
when mom comes in she turns on the Iight
remove my finger with a great fright
white stuff shoots to the bulb so bright
ninety six degrees fahrenheit
to the ceiling fan after taking flight
sprays in her eyes and obscures her sight
happens at Ieast once every fortnight
Is this a good poem?
>>746158607
Yea I already tried that, I basically just ignored him. And because of that I don't talk to him and 2 or 3 of my other best friends, I have no social life or any confidence
>>746152210
Sorry dude you need a significant amount of touch powder to do that. However if you're willing to do some work you can just use the touch powder to set up some regular black powder or even a standard firecracker. M80s blow idiots fingers off all the time.
Why a doorknob tho? That's really dumb. Obvious foul play. Greivous bodily injury. You go to prison or worse he flips and murders you. Either way you just fucked yourself for a couple fingers.
A small amount however would simply char his fingertips and scare the colon out of him. So if you just want to freak him out and likely only get an asswhuppin as punishment...
>>746161309
Fuck my shortest knife is 4 inches. Guess I'll have to be really careful putting it in or just try slashing.
Also, I can't use Balloon Time brand helium because they started diluting their helium with 20% oxygen, which wouldn't work correctly for a painless exit bag.
>>746161203
These are pathetic neets, I'll have to take the best choice and move on then. Thanks
>>746161329
Paid them? At least theyre off your back
>>746161405
I came in for the unethical advice and got logical instead
>>746151778
Thanks op
Rape and get away with it?
>>746162072
pretty much~
>>746161843
Masterpiece..
>>746161843
Excellent now send it to Alice so you can be a good ass licker too
>>746161843
I kinda chuckled anon
>>746161881
Hmm, Well, Im not sure how tolerable or intolerable you situation is, but if you want to reintigrate into your social circle you could go for the atoner angle and try to rebuild your social life. Hide your hatred and use it as a motivator.
>>746162025
Hmm, Well your best bet is going to be buying online nonetheless, I would do more research on the topic, but you might try looking at gas and chemical wholesalers?
>>746162108
Try to find a place thats popular with morning and night joggers. Always bring a condom. Wear baggy clothes that cover up as much skin as possible so that its hard for them to scratch you. Take your condom with you after you finish. You'd honestly be better off killing your vic and disposing of the body as to not leave witnesses.
How do you get past those people at stores that like to check your receipt before you leave the doors?
>>746162378
Nah thx I don't like traps
Whats a way easier than lockpicking?
>>746162701
Well this is a situation that has only ever happened to me once, and I told them that I was looking for a relative who I believed had entered the store, but realized that the had left after receiving a text.
>>746162808
Breaking a window, or alternatively shimmying it open.
>>746151778
Did you notice orbiters made like 5 threads?
What's the best way to rape a ballerina?
So I go for a drug test tomorrow which I know I'll fail. It's going to be unsupervised and I'm planning on bringing some fake piss (Quick Fix 6.1 Plus). I've read pretty much every recent review of this stuff online and the majority is positive. Any tips on ways to make this go smoother?
For a bit of context, I took a drug test 2 weeks ago for this job, knowing I'd pass (I'd passed 6 individual home tests in the 3 days leading up to it). End up smoking weed that weekend, then get a call on tuesday saying my sample was too dilute, and I'd have to retest. Been detoxing hard the last week (I'm 5'11" and 140lbs so I figure there's a chance I can get it out in a week but been testing positive on home kits).
I already plan on shaving and dressing in nice work clothes tomorrow to try and seem unsuspicious, but again any tips appreciated.
>>746162808
Depends if you want to go for a silent route or not, personally i just drill the lock, but i've seen people blow them up too with gunpowder. For a more stealthy approach and this works wonders with padlocks you just need two wrenches and a little strenght https://youtu.be/1jJP0CcuJyE
>>746163052
I think I may have arrived at the height of this trend. The others are just carbon copies though, I tried to atleast make this a bit interesting
Btw you have a steam or discord or something where I can contact you for more tips?
How do I eat pussy?
>>746163257
Well if you arent being observed and you have the product what you really need to focus on is your appearance and keeping cool At this point the worst you can do is out yourself. So just remember to breath, smile, and talk when normal.
>>746163360
Feel free to join me at the Yellow Flag Im Princess Azula
discord / sJKw5k
Accidentally deleted and had to retype...
>>746163908
https://discord gg/sJKw5k
How do I manipulate others into liking the same music as me?
Pickpocketing tips?
Where should I do it?
How should I go about it?
>>746163479
https://youtu.be/f2wKHXr_IwI
>>746164196
Learn about the music you like, learn its strengths and weaknesses. Then learn about the people you want to manipulate. Try to make up the things they like with your music's strength and negate the weaknesses.
>>746164234
Tourist spots, always tourist spots. Now I personally have never done it, I like to remain detached from my crimes as it provides better cover, but from what Ive seen you really want to practice. You gotta be able to slip your hand into a pocket and pull out whatever seamlessly. Thats easier on people who are too awed to be paying attention obviously. Id recommend setting up some sort of practice dummy before you start.
>>746152921
always just try opening the doors first if noones home. if the front dont work go to the back. if both are locked, then try other means of ingress. i know so many people who just dont lock their doors its fucking mind boggling.
>>746151778
Is this an instance where you use NICE TRY FBI?
Inb4 fuck off newfag
>>746153838
thats not trips fag
>>746164676
Not sure what you mean anon? I'm just answering questions giving advice, and telling stories. Everything can either be true or false, and no crimes are being committed. In fact id recommend that you not give specific details.
>>746164768
I dropped the ball anon, youll have to pardon me
>>746164234
Everyone will pretty much tell you the same about pickpocketing. What you wanna do is bump on people, you wanna have a casual look, like if you were a distracted tourist that lost it's way and doesn't know where he is going, keep walking and bump exclusively on men, they always hold precious things in their pockets, unlike men women hold them in their purses, you wanna use the bump and then stick your hand in their pocket and try to grab something, do it only with men, it's impossibile for someone that just started to pickpocket a purse.
>>746156605
ricin is too dangerous to make for casuals (even tho easy). use 800mg nicotine from e-liquid and make it look like auto-erotic + nic patches
>>746162554
I tried but those places are expensive as fuck. An EMPTY cylinder for the volume I need costs almost a $100, and the websites I found didn't give any direct price for a cylinder with helium. They just had a contact button for (I'm assuming) negotiating a price.
>>746164901
Pardoned, Lady Azura.
Do you Disco?
>>746163908
ty princess
Been seriously pulling my hair out over this the last week, its not even for a great job, I just really want to be able to relocate to be with my girlfriend/all the friends I made in college. At this point I just keep telling myself there isn't anything to worry about.
>>746156605
Obviously you gotta go with antifreeze, antifreeze is eccellent because not only it's deadly but it's also sweet, even dogs will lap it all up. Say, the person is eating something sweer, put some on it and he won't even notice because it will blend with the taste, what's more? The symptoms are so mild that the target won't feel alarmed, he'll just feel dizzy and very tired, do he won't bother going to the hospital.
>>746165774
How do you get enough to matter to target tho, even though it's 'sweer'
>>746165348
Barring an exit bag you might try combinations of other suicide methods, like OTC sleeping meds and CO2 poisoning
>>746165452
Ofc dear
>>746165540
Just stay calm, breathe, and keep up your appearance.
Anyway anon I'm afraid I much take my leave. I will try to start a thread sometime next week at around this time. My work schedule is changing so I can't give you a firm date. However I wish to thank you for posting and bid you adieu
>>746165933
I mean, you gotta deliver grams to be fatal/longterm
>>746165933
Usually it's 1 oz, i heard it can take 2 but it'd take a person in really good health for you to need that amount.
>>746151778
I want to kill myself but I want to tell some stuff to people I love, how do I do this without being stopped, and without hurting people
>>746165980
Thank you Azula. I feel very enabled to be a shit person
>>746163908
I wanna join
>>746167132
It's impossibile to kill yourself without hurting people around you, it's sad but i'm sure that most people that killed themselves wouldn't have done it if they saw how many people got hurt by their gesture. Anyway, if you are really motivated pretty much no one but yourself can stop you.
Shock to the thread!
Álmodj szépeket!
Lazy Azula, I want a career change but my current career is safe and comfy.
what do
New OP who dis
>>746169103
Steal a boat and become a pirate
>>746167418
Do it fgt
>>746166445
Youve never done it in rl obv. it matters how much food is on their stomach, what drugs they take, etc etc etc. it takes 4-5 grams to be sure. RL is weird with pharm
>>746167132
DOn't do it, you'll feel better later, but I'll show respect and tell you how. Shotgun (buy in country Walmart) to brainstem (back of throat, but higher). Aim right, use a slug; don't aim at prefrontal cortex. Get your shit in order first (mail letters double letters to each person) and let a rando clean it up (do it in your car away from home or in a semi public location). Think it through bro. You cant take it back, and consider that wanting to die gives you power to risk loss.
>>746169616
[Same poster]
Everybody does drugs, whether prescribed or illicit. Assume it. Quad dose or go home kids. Good example: You can't kill me on a normal LD50 dose of lots of shit. LD50 only kills half of targets anyway by definition. No one knows in RL, since I keep it dl. I study pharm. Trust me, you'll fuck up if you go with mere LD50. Quad that dose to be safe
>>746170971
[same poster]
I have a liver of iron and supplement secretly for CYP450 enzymes. I regularly take 'fatal' doses of acetominophen and booze with no ill effects because of N-acetyl cyctiene. Go quad dose.
>>746170086
>>746167466
Thanks for the help, might wait some more to do it, I have a lot of stuff to write to the people I know
>>746171192
N-acetyl-cystiene
Study hard before you follow my footsteps. If you fuck it up, it's a slow 2 week agonizing, horrible death by hepatic failure.
>>746171499
[same poster]
Talk to a psych, friendo. It's not gay (fuck your jock friends) and take a fuck ton of shrooms with good people. You only have one life, so don't drop it over some dumb shit. When you hit rock bottom, you have power since there's nothing to lose. Leverage that shit and get serious.
>>746167466
This is correct. Still, it's your life to take, but don't get deluded into thinking it'll be painless for others. Do what you will, but understand the rl fallout.
