In honor of Star Trek returning today, list the 5 Trek bitches you would make the core of your sci-fi harem.
>>746129173
I've had fantasies where the Borg show up and invade the Federation just to steal away its entire female population and run them through the Borg chop shop.
>>746128917
Yeoman Janice Rand
>dem legs
>dat beehive
Dr. Selar uber alles, bitches
My bottom bitch.
that loli played by kirsten dunst in TNG
>>746128917
Jolene Blalock
>>746129800
and loli Ro Laren
>>746128917
>5 Trek bitches
Why are they all Jews with giant tits?
Kristie Alley pre blimp out
>>746129741
Gotta have the metamorph
Cardassian Kira is best Kira.
I wish forced species change was more of a thing in Star Trek.
the crystalline entity
>dem fractal patterns
>dat resonance
>>746130182
COLOSSAL JEW TITS
>>746130077
Long fingernails are illogical.
Yep
Tora Ziyal
Gul Dukat's daughter
I would plow that ridge nosed spoon head for hours
Sonya Gomez
>>746130182
Gotts have a Q bitch
>>746130302
The only number 1 answer. Jadzia was def a freak in bed. 7 lifetimes will do that. IDGAF if half were men and one was a psychotic serial killer. Bitch would be a great lay.
>>746130486
T'Pol
>>746128917
Faggot
>>746130302
Ezri Dax is hottest Dax
>>746130302
>>746130182
>>746128917
Literally none, star trek have the ugliest women of all sci fi
I could think of a few from battlestar galactica instead though
>>746130646
>>746129800
she played two characters in that episode
>>746128917
>In honor of Star Trek returning
This sjw crap isn't Star Trek nigger
>>746130502
And twin catgirls, since fuck it, it's space and shit.
>>746130694
And Dr. Marcus
only star trek bitch worth fucking
hot back than hot now
>>746130751
What kind of retard do you have to be to complain about Star Trek being too SJW?
That's like complaining your hamburger is made out of too much hamburger.
dat orion cadet
>>746130971
the only time an orion had red hair
fans always assume they do but except for this they never have
red looks beter
>>746130694
AWWW YISS SITO JAXA
>>746130971
so happy
>>746131028
yet so sad
Kira, Ro Laren, Dr. Selar, Worf's baby mama and....fuck.
Maybe flip a coin between Famke Jannsen's sex-empath and Leeta.
And then ask genie for a second harem with T'Pol, Seven of Nine, Jadzia Dax, Doctor Bashir's sexy TOS grandma and Sito Jaxa.
OH AND ROBIN LEFFLER, CHRIST
Gotta have Marta
>>746130302
>>746130589
I'm not saying I would violate the temporal prime directive for a threesome
but I would definitely break the temporal prime directive for a threesome
>>746129869
definitely the lolis
amphibian janeway
>>746130775
thats starwars. you are so dumb for not knowing
>>746131382
she aged so badly
>>746131265
and another ST loli
"Lal increase handjob pressure by 2 units"
"Lal, make your pussy looser by 1 unit, and increase pussy fluids by 2x"
"Lal, make me sandwich and shut down for the night."
>>746131332
still the hottest star trek bitch
>>746130383
I recently watched a bunch of TNG episodes and got really annoyed at how pretentious and morally superior all the Federation people acted. I never picked up on how ridiculously puritanical everybody acted, and this bitch was whiny and stuck up as they come.
>>746131382
>>746131453
fuck yeah she did
>>746131332
And you are dumb for falling for the obvious troll.
>Rikers hologram crush
>Those klingon sisters
>La forge's crush that engineer bitch
>That woman who flirted with picard and then gifted for peace
>The qt with Q powers
>>746131692
sadly that make job is not nearly half as hideous as how the actress actually aged
>>746131687
She turned into a psycho in DS9. Poor MIles.
>>746130646
apparently 60% of her boobage was padding
Hoshi Sato
>>746131786
you should look up the miles o'brien fanfic comics
he's a lonely man stuck in a transporter room while riker fucks his wife
TPol all day everyday
the tits
the lips
look up her modelling photos
fucking diamonds
>>746130302
Jadzia is the queen for sure
The original Star Trek had a lot of sexual innuendo and the female characters were sexy and expressed a female sensuality. The newer stuff, starting right off with TNG, the women acted like sex and femininity was some weird concept to be studied, and expressed little of it themselves. The writers wrote women like they had never touched one in their lives.
>>746131321
>those pseudogills
>>746131453
she will never age on the holodeck
>>746132030
LOL, fucking riker!
>>746132422
your one to laugh
in canon Riker fucked your wife
>>746132422
Worf, literally the only chance a woman has if she has a klingon fetish.
>>746132507
also
remind me to never marry Worf
66% of his wives are murdered
>>746131750
Good call on Riker's jazz broad, she was hotter than a devil-class planet
Marina Sirtis
she was hot
EVERY FUCKING TIME!
ALPHA AS FUCK, DOMINATING EVERY CHAIR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs
>>746132923
She looks really jewish. That snatch would be like steel wool.
>>746132923
her best role ever
>>746133042
He always acted so wooden. His smarmy pick up lines to women seemed like some autist reading from a pick-up artist manual. It's almost like he was trying to conquer his latent homosexuality.
no love for the new Uhura?
>>746133107
never heard of fabric conditioner?
and she is greek, so greek-orthodox not jewish
>>746133386
me gusta
>>746133304
I don't think humanity cares about homosexuality anymore when you have humans fucking up their genetics with half klingon,vulcan and andorian breeds + super space AIDS
>>746133304
DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT RIKER HES THE MANLIEST MAN THAT EVER MANNED A MAN IN ALL OF MANLAND
>>746133386
YIKES! she had children, I don't buy used cars
>>746133333
>>746129534
What happened that made her get removed? Only thing I remember is her appearing in a few early episodes and didn't even notice that she was gone until I got about halfway through season 2.
>>746133508
The homos better watch out for the Space AIDS - they'd better just replicate some dragon dildos and call it a day
moar sci fi lolis
>>746133832
>>746133665
nothing
she was a 1st lieutenant serving under Sulu on the Excelsior
same actress even
she just had a small role in TOS
>>746130674
>Battlestar Galactica
>Posts the new shit
Fuck off newfag
>>746133655
It always gets me that black complain about appropriation and everything, but this bitch has some asian woman's hair as a wig. These black girls never seem very genuine. Also, really nig looking nigs are never cast in roles. It's always light skinned, skinny girls with very Caucasian features. We've seen what happens when the Hollywood jews try to shoehorn a wildebeest into roles....
>>746131157
>>746131075
Why does the TOS version look better than the nu trek? she looks like a red head space orc.
>>746133832
>>746133867
Is that real? She did nude modeling?
>>746134230
>implying orcs aren't sexy
>>746133832
Oh my god so much. The amount I've wanked to her is scary
jadzia
seven
t'pol
hoshi
blonde dr crusher
>>746133832
>>746133867
some of my very first wanks
>>746128917
>7 of 9
>troi
>dax
>uhura
>jaylah
>>746134795
Not specifying which Dax
>amateur hour
>>746128917
kira just because her hips are so wide she can barely walk straight, and that klingon tsundere bitch from tng.
Also the new series looks like it's using the jew jew abrams new startrek shit, so it can suck my dick
>>746130674
Fucking /thread!
>>746134906
>klingon tsundere bitch
Loli Android Andrea reporting for duty....
the Andoran chick from Enterprise
>>746135158
jesus, remember when girls on TV were pretty and non-abrasive harpies?
>>746134906
Also TPOL, at first I didn't like her because it was just a vulcan with big tits, be she turned out to be one of the best actors in the whole franchise
>>746135258
oh yeah this one too
>>746134036
>hot girls in old battlestar galactica
Lol
>>746135455
reported for underage
>>746134875
>Implying I'm not talking about the actual symbiote
>>746135559
fuck yeah
gimme dat hot worm sexy time
>>746135362
look up jolene blalock images
good times
>>746135687
forgot image
>>746135556
Not really, but post em if you have em
Otherwise admit to being new yourself and just repeating what others say without understanding why.
>>746133867
No Trill spots
Can't fap to that
How could y'all forget ensign Robin Lefler??
mfw I realize most of the star trek actresses were actually ex erotic models
This scene got me just last year
>>746136156
a 4 some with Tasha Yar, her sister, and her half Romulan daughter
>>746136434
>>746129173
Moar like this
fuck
>>746137332
>from the dvd bonus material
>>746135158
She's exactly who I would have posted. Since childhood, I've been trying to find someone like her. Or Droxine, the multiple-PhD genius robot vision of beauty.
>>746130302
She's hot but I've always had a bit of a thing for Ezri.
>>746128917
Kirk
Spock
Mccoy
Scotty
Uhura
>>746129741
Bump
>>746131687
Ok buddy I'm going to explain to you why TNG was the best series and how stuff like that is easily explainable.
First the writers on the show were highly educated people. This is evident in a lot of the philosophy theory based adaptions for episodes, but we'll come back to that. See they sort of had a sense of humor about a lot of stuff kind but were professional enough to hide it into the show. You'll notice there are like 2 or 3 seasons of TNG where almost every episode Data ends up saving the day and rescuing the enterprise and all the crew. This is because he's a literal Deus Ex Machina, god of the machine- is a really old concept from acting performances where a plot solving device would show up out of no where, and the writers recognized that. Now back to why they're all overly high browed, the writers were highly educated and they're mocking what a lot of higher educated people would act like in the future being really rigid and uncharismatic to a dogmatic extent about correctness unwilling to compromise where you also get a lot of episodes where they potentially have to make an ethical choice about stuff like that or at least the main characters do but that's why they're the main characters and not background ones like the ones they're sort of poking fun at.
>>746138508
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>>746138726
it's called guirilia not gorrila, idiot
>>746138288
>mfw "boinking"
>>746138816
holy shit! Please tell me this is a joke...
>>746138508
Autism: The Post
>>746138508
>Best series
>TNG
Pick one
Picard was a ledge, the Borg were initially awesome (before Captain GoAway) and there were some really smart plots but it was pasteurised and while TOS was certainly cheesy it was also more original and on average more cerebral.
TOS
TNG
DS9 (not really my thing but has some merit)
Everything else
>>746139095
>it was also more original
Maybe that's why it's called The Original Series retroactively. Look if you can't see the irony in stuff like a dues ex machina being an actual machine I don't think I'm going to take your arguments about other things being more cerebral seriously.
The fact you don't even have voyager on your list just shows you don't even like star trek unless it has a shit load of celebrity cameos, maybe you should go back to watching something like Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader, or The Apprentice or whatever it is normies like.
Roll for your Star Trek Waifu
>>746133181
I had no idea she was in a Death Wish movie. Let alone a nude scene.
>>746131687
that's because they're not a bunch of autists who spend their lives posting edgy memes on 4 chan
>>746139404
rollan
>>746139404
rool
>>746139493
oooh la la
>>746139404
R o l l i n g
>>746139528
re-roll
>>746139465
The writing shows those are exactly the type of they were. Go have another batch of pizza rolls with a 2 liter of room temperature Mt. Dew...
>>746139404
rawlin
>>746135990
Good call. I was just about to mention her.
>>746139885
fuck
>>746140014
ffs
>>746140014
That's OK, you can imagine he's Christopher Pike after the accident.
At least you didn't get 13
>>746139965
OMG. Is that the Voyager chick?
>>746140250
Yeah, she really went downhill quickly.
>>746139369
Voyager had potential.
In practice I would rather watch a compilation of penile mutilations via chainsaw.
The characters (oxymoronic) were not only 2 dimensional, they were dull and incompetently constructed. Captain Segue had little to no personality and the rest of the crew acted like they were robots that had had 5 minutes watching autists on low doses of ketamine to base how people interact with one another. AND the dialogue was 2nd rate genericism.
The plots (with the exception of a handful) were the same formulaic monster of the week with the same cut and paste aliens (the worst of which being huans-but-with-weird-anatomy-and-stupid-customs)
The actors have since said that they were told specifically to underact around the aliens because they were meant to take the limelight. This helped lead to the general underwhelmingness that characterised the show.
>Original series
I said original because it was more creative and, yes, original in it's plots.
>>746140187
kek
>>746140370
>>746139404
roll
>>746140446
That is an understatement. Did she turn into a meth-addicted whore or something?
>>746140949
I think she just went crazy, tbh. She was arrested a few times on minor charges
>>746140370
Best starwaifu.
>>746140524
>I said original because it was more creative and, yes, original in it's plots.
Holy shit did that sarcasm go over your head?
How do you expect a show that's a spin off of an original show to be more original than the first one?
I don't really have a lot of time to talk right now because I have stuff to do but It's obvious you're a brainlet, first you're probably one of those incel fags that just get angry about a female captain. Second as for the acting I really can't be anymore dismissive of your opinion because the show had really low viewer ratings until they added one character. Guess which one? 7 of 9. Now she's a borg she's acting as uncharismatic as possible on purpose and pretending not to have much personality. The biggest viewer boosting thing that happened to the show was the fucking borg chic pretending to not be interesting as a character.
fucking normies
>>746140524
one thing I don't get is why Janeway effectively conscripted all the Maquis
and why Chakotay (or any of the Maquis) went along with it
the majority of them were federation citizens, so Janeway had a legal obligation to escort them back to Federation territory
there had been many examples of civilians serving on starfleet ships and starfleet ships being used to evacuate civilians w/o conscripting them
the Maquis had everything to lose and nothing to gain by becoming official members of the Voyager crew
>>746139404
roll
Ezri dax by far
>>746139404
oh yeah
>>746140370
His lips look so soft
I only have one. Deanna Troi
>>746141466
I know, Voyager kind of failed in my opinion because they didn't really abandon their morals or anything. Because of this that act seemed really out of place, if the writers had the balls to give Janeway the classic tragic downfall where she becomes an increasingf ruthless captain to the point they effectively become a pirate ship in the name of getting home above all else, using the aquired technology to become feared across the galaxy and commiting atrocities including planetary genocide it would've been spectacular.
>>746141906
Bad luck there sport. At least you didn't wind up with space-tranny 12
>>746139932
I can understand that she ages, bu why she dresses like a hobo ?
>>746142009
not going for Luaxana
>less sexually inhibited
>likes to fuck
>MILF body
>enjoys taking care of her man
>>746142204
shot all her money into her arm
>>746142175
i guess ur right, thx for the support kind anon
>>746140524
the problem with voyager is that every episode was a "space abnomaly" that was just a pretext for stupid shit happening (today everybody exchange their bodies!) , and the situation never evolved between episode, I dropped that crap pretty fast.
>>746128917
>star trek returns!
>trans demiqueer non binary wolf ensign
have fun with that you fucking nu-male
>>746142238
>annoying and needy
>>746139404
ROLLIN
>>746141370
>A lot of stufff to do
Why are you lecturing people about TNG then?
7of9 was meant to act robotic sure. Are you going to tell me next that all the other characters were also secretly robots to explain their weak acting?
I don't give a fuck that she doesn't have a dick. It would be great if she had a personality tho.
Being based on another series does not prevent you from writing interesting, original plots. For a start they could of not turned the Borg into giant space bitches and perhaps added their own alien enemies worth screen time.
whats with the redesign of the Klingons...???
>>746142067
I don't think you really understand the premise of star trek, are you sure you even seen ToS?
>>746142662
It's not a lecture. Other interesting trekkies get it, can't help it you lack the cranial capacity.
>>746142965
they actually did cover that in an episode of DS9
>the make-up technology advanced
>all out of ST bitches
>have some 6
>>746142965
they did need a redesign bc of the events in ENT that led to the TOS style Klingons
but they should have been a blend of TOS and all other Klingons
not the retarded looking shit they did just to be different
Watch this, if you haven't
http://veehd.com/video/4912181_Star-Trek-Of-Gods-and-Men-2007
>>746142987
Oh, no, now that I think of it; I haven't seen this TOS show. I must have been thinkingf about something else.
And you're right, it must be completely beyond me, I must lack the subtelty of mind to truly comprehend Voyager, to me it seemed more fitting of a fan fic movie written by shit tier film students on a xanax blackout.
>>746143214
>>746143249
Thanks dudes
>>746139404
rolling
>>746138288
More like if they don't fuck every 7 years they die. Nothing says she won't put out between mandatory mating periods.
>>746141294
Hnngh
>>746143716
Good roll. Andrea Dromm as Yeoman Smith
>>746130524
Her having experienced sex as men would make her even better in bed. It means she knows exactly how to pleasure a man.
>>746142445
Naked star trek thread devolves into a discussion about best star trek. Only on 4chan.
>>746143214
I welcome our new robot overlords
>>746130775
Using a dredge, oh, how sportsman's like.
>>746133665
>What happened that made her get removed?
IIRC the rumor was that she was fired after episode 13 for some sort of substance abuse problem. She wrote a book that claimed rodenberry raped her and wanted her gone. So its he said she said.
>>746134230
>TOS version look better than the nu trek
feminism.
>>746139404
>>746131994
Oh yeah.
>>746139404
10,11,16,31,35,50,62 get
>>746139459
SHE WAS RAPED YOU SICKO BASTARDO!
>>746128917
test
>>746142452
its name is michael. wait, that's male. wait, it looks female.
I now feel cis guilty :(((
>>746147836
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>746133304
Well, he is Alaskan.
>>746128917
7 of 9
belana (or whatever that female klingon's name is)
diana
janeway
kira
>>746130182
wait isn't that famke jesen?
>>746148758
I don't think so
>>746146931
Roddenberry had an affair with Majel Barrett before he married her, and that's how she got back on the show after the first pilot. He was also fucking Uhura.
Part of the rumored turnover early in TNG was that he went all FoxNews on Crusher & Yar
>>746130502
She was in a movie with Bo Derek in the early 80's butt as naked when she was 14.
She appeared in the supporting role of the peasant girl Paloma in Bolero (1984). She performed a full frontal nudity scene in Bolero at the age of 14, standing in a tub while Bo Derek washes her.
not on my list but for posterity
>>746149284
Whoever Posterity is...
>>746128917
So. How terrible is Star Trek: Discovery?
on every st babes list i think
>>746148600
well, better Alaskan than Canadian honestly. Canadians would just give the ship over to the Romulans as soon as it was commissioned, forcibly give any female crew over to be raped, and then kill themselves by drowning in maple syrup because of their inherent white privilege....
>>746149426
I'd rather rewatch Voyager.
Probably even worse than the first movie
