So, me hearties. For the last week I've been jerking to Dissected-chan while sniffing meat I left to rot for a few weeks. Best fucking orgasms I ever had! Her dissected perfection and the stench of rotten meat make me cum buckets! My question is how do I proceed? I want to fuck a dead girl (or guy, I don't care). Apply for a morgue job? Bribe a worker there? Advice?
>>746127285
Enjoy prison, fag.
>>746127285
hope your dick gets glesh eating bacteria on it
Go ahead, get a job at a morgue and get arrested when they find the footage of you fucking the corpse or find your dna in it. Oorrr they will see someone has been fucking the dead and will investigate and catch your dumb ass. Just an hero you fucking tard.
>>746127285
Better than being a pedophile i guess
>>746127899
>glesh
>>746128052
Sure is. Look at it
>>746128062
what? you never heard of glesh eating bacteria?
>>746127285
>kill
>fug
>repeat
I saw a documentary about it
>>746128039
I'm having these concerns myself. Are there surveillance cameras in morgues?
>>746128483
Somewhat risky, but yeah
>>746127285
When you think /b/ can't sink any lower . Man , what the actual fuck????!!
This is ...
>>746127285
I hope you die, you sick fuck.
>>746128751
This is classic 4chan. It has been posted here years ago. OP fucked this cold goddess.
>>746128419
I had no idea I had glesh in the first place
>>746128888
Man...
>>746128920
I will eventually. But I want to have a go at a similar hottie before I go. Just look at her
How old was she? How did she die?
>>746127285
Das is pretty edgy, ja? Maybe you get the edgy-award für heute, ja?
I am Coming 62887
>>746129528
She was 19. Don't remember how she died. She was a virgin, just imagine how epic.
>>746127285
Calm down Shadow the Edgehog
>>746129561
Fick dich, Kurt.
>>746127285
I wonder what inverted pussy looks like
>>746127899
That's actually a thing.
Once, a man in France used to lure bitches from clubs into coming at his place, only to kill them and store/rape their corpses repeatedly.
After a while and a few victims, the killer had a bitch suck his dick in the club's toilets.
The girl had strange spots on the tongue and in the mouth then. After seeing the doctor, and making tests, the conclusion was that it was the effect of a bacteria ONLY FOUND IN DEAD MAMMALS / HUMANS.
They eventually found the guy because of the smell.
Funny eh?
>>746130031
Strangest boner
>>746128751
Newfag detected. It is time to go to bed!
>>746130144
Kek. You're a sickfuck.
Not that it's a bad thing. I like that. Nice to meet you.
>>746129019
Oh, just a true response to a concerned post , bravo my friend your going far in life .
Fucking 12 year old nigger
>>746130031
that dude's a player
how does he do it?
>>746129859
No, fuck you, undermensch
>>746130310
Nice to meet you too. Do you like pierced nipples?
>>746130563
It's Untermensch, uncultured Schwein
>>746130699
Checked. Bro do you really have this dead chick chillin in ur house or whatever? Timestamp?
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>>746130986
Nevermind I'm retarded. You're asking how to acquire a dead body.
>>746130986
It's in a morgue tard. Maybe the morgue is his house
>>746130986
I wish, kemosabe. It's Dissected-chan. She was posted here years ago.
>>746131192
>Maybe the morgue is his house
Man, I'd have the sickest orgies
>>746131192
I realized that yard
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>>746131192
Fucking can't spell I'm out
>>746131355
>sickest
kek
>>746131475
Punctuation can be neglected then?
Wow man! That's exceptionally sick... Well done lad, I don't usually get all freaky deak
>>746131556
He's a sick fuck but he's what /b/ used to be
>>746130031
What's this guy's name?
>>746128751
Reddit fag of you must fuck
>>746129267
why is needle on nipple, is it medication time?
>>746129942
google prolapsed vagina
>profit
>>746131815
Saw one in a glass jar a few years ago. Looked like a waffle puking another waffle
>>746127285
Breaking into a funeral home with a morgue is your best bet bring a wagon and a gun don't be a bitch.
>>746131556
Well, I actually need a doctor. A pathologist as my wingman.
>>746128411
I really don't see what is stopping you. Nobody is going to be doing pussy examinations at this point.
>>746131614
I'm not writing a fucking doctorate admissions essay so yeah I think it can be. I said yard instead of tard. Autocorrect... not even a typo grammarfag
>>746127285
How did you get her body?
>>746130699
Looks good. I love that dead pale skin tone. I'm more of a killer or into dismembering people, I don't really care about the sexual aspect. Just the killing part is something I like to do.
>>746132032
That's what I think myself. How do I get close to a body though? That's the question
>>746127285
Look for work in a funeral home...bring lube, cause the dead are squishy but kinda dry tbh...
>>746132162
the deader your future wife will be, the water her dead pssy shall be
>>746132117
Sure you are
You can do work in a job where you have to do makeup for dead people, when they're being showcased. Conservators or something. Pretty sure no one will be around you when you'll have some fucc with the body.
>>746127285
Best advice.
Save your money, you'll be needing at LEAST 1000-2000USD for a bribe.
Befriend somebody who works at a morgue.
Find out what their vice is,
Encourage or enable it.
If you can leverage them somehow to gain their trust, do so.
(you'd better be a 4chan autist with good social skills)
When they think of you as a friend,
Propose your idea, you'll need to offer them a your large sum of money (relatively large in comparison to their wage).
Assuming that:
1) They trust you
2) They don't have the strictest morals
3) They can actually arrange for you to be alone with the body without them being liable
They may say yes.
>>746128751
You seem to be new..
>>746132117
Imagine, you looked into these pretty eyes when she was still alive.
>>746132414
cant you just fuck that body?
>>746132414
who says she be dead, she might just only have a bad hangover
>>746132451
Holla at the gods people on this board are retarded
>>746127285
Visit mexico and ask around, for the right price someone might even kill their wife or daughter for you to fuck
>>746132162
squishy? are you fucking retarded?
>wtf is rigor mortis
>>746132281
I was thinking of something similar myself. It's expensive though. In some states, I read, you don't need special qualification to be an assistant in a morgue or I could become a janitor there or whatever.
>>746132740
do you have a picture of your rotten meat?
I can't believe everyone is getting mad with this thread. What the fuck happened to the old 4chan where this kind of thread was just another thread.
>>746132451
For fuck's sake. That's my problem I don't have a body, that'swhy I started the thread. I jerk off to her pics while sniffing rotten meat.
>>746132966
>I don't have a body
care to explain?
>>746131804
Why not? Looks hot
>>746133263
>Densemotherfucker.jpeg
>>746132891
This
>>746127285
Is your name buck?
>>746132966
Tell more about the whole thing please
>>746133263
Phrasing. I have a body of my own, I am a physical entity. I don't have a pretty dead body I could make sweet tender love to
>>746129267
Each time I see this pic I feel like having a bbq, fuck you I'm hungry now
>>746133263
Nigga stop posting
>>746127285
This thread was started a few hours ago, meanwhile my CMNF and tribadism threads are deleted in about 10-20 minutes.
Well done mods.
>>746132414
I want to stare at these eyes while plunging a blade into her throat. Or watch her eyes when I strangle her.
So many ways to carry this.
>>746133755
Well what do you want, your threads are generic shit and belong to 9fag. You're not entitled to shit especially if you publish trash in here. Fuck you.
>>746133422
Nothing more to tell. Her pics and rotten meat. The best though is when I grab a tray of icecubes, poor them into a bowl and stick my hand in until its numb and cold as fuck. Feels like fucking something dead or at least thats what I like to imagine
>>746133755
>Inb4 'user was banned for this post'
>>746127285
/1CA65CC
>>746133836
>I want to stare at these eyes
I have just the pic for you
>>746134135
/1CA65CC
>>746133755
commit dishonorable sudoku
Why dont /b/ post decent gore like this anymore? I fairly enjoy this macabre
>>746133755
God be praised
>>746134135
>>746134169
Well, it's just a surrogate. Too vanilla
Couldn't the cadavers be identified from photos of recently deceased people, then find out which ME office their in, and this guy get arrested for abuse of a corpse? Kind of dumb if he works at the morgue.
>>746134135
>>746134169
Fake shit
>>746132603
Too fuck a mexican. I'm not a pervert
>>746132891
>>746133372
I don't. I had to get rid of it. Roommates started to complain
>>746132281
lmao, or they'll take your money and call the cops.
>>746133755
Living girls are gay
Sick anon here, bring in the gore
>>746134573
It was years ago in the Netherlands. Might be tricky, but not impossible
>>746135032
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https://vocaroo.com/i/s12kG1Uo5fDr
>>746135523
Reminds me how insignificant the human life is.
I mean you could do anything but you end up like this.
btw would you like to be fucked when you die?
>>746135775
Islam is still more cancerous than this thread.
>>746135775
poo in loo
>>746136256
This thread is the least cancerous thread on /b/ right now
>>746127285
Follow your dreams son.
>>746136197
Yeah, it's quite poetic isn't it?
>btw would you like to be fucked when you die?
Never thought about it. I would be honored to be honest and the idea turns me on
>>746137127
i fucking hate akitas
edgy as fuck jesus christ...
>>746137023
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>>746137246
At least post some good ol' necrophilia
Does anyone have screencap of tje thread when OP fucked a dead guy?
Jesus fucking christ this thread lol
>>746137948
He looks tired
>>746138258
This is fucking beautiful. Jesus fucking Christ
How did she die op?
is there any more photos? i request uterus pics
>>746138692
I don't know.
>>746138703
Last I have
>>746132155
why don't you just kill someone and fuck them like a normal person?
>>746132117
If you like killing people do you wanna meet up?
>>746138953
Also a possibility. Thought about it
>>746137246
hawt af
>>746138953
>normal person
topkek
I actually totally relate to you OP. I dream of the day I'm the lucky one, and find a dead girl on the side of the road or deep in the woods.
I want it so, so badly. To fuck a dead girl. To have complete control. She would do anything I wanted her to, no objections, no whining, no bargain... just total freedom.
Of course I'd be the one to dispose of the body after I've had my fill, but yes, this is my dream. I would take her. And keep her somewhere very warm, to keep her body warm while I enjoy her. I would tongue and fuck her ass, sucking up whatever shit is left in her colon. I would slice holes into her belly and tits and fuck deep into her flesh, stirring her insides with my cock. I would make an incision along the gut, and sever the large intestine, using it as my own personal fleshlight. Eyesockets, nostrils, armpits, nothing would be off limits. I would fuck every part of her that can be fucked and then fuck all the parts that cannot be fucked. By the time I would be done, she would be in ribbons. There would be more cum left in her body than blood. To finish her off, I would carve out her heart, fuck it and then finally eat it. And I would at last be fulfilled.
Thanks for sharing the pics, I came pretty fucking hard.
queer little limp wristed edge lord fag
>>746139303
Fuck off pls
>>746136454
Islam is still the most cancerous thing on this entire planet
>>746139414
>I would at last be fulfilled.
Never. You'll be left craving more being the hedonist that you are
>>746139414
fucc that sounds good
>>746130031
Holly fucking shit a friend told me the girls was a friend of her and that's fucking disapointing because she couldn't hide from her family the strange truth actually i'm not even sure if the girl is still alive or if she scuicide herselve of the shame on her :(
But what is this fucking idea to suck everyone cock and fuck everygirl posssible ? !
>>746139414
>armpits, nothing would be off limits.
I understand the rest, but how in the fuck do you fuck an armpit nigga ?
Maintain eyecontact while fucking
Holy fuck I can barely keep a question thread going but this has been up for almost three hours
>>746139793
Not him but armpits are hot as fuck fam
>>746139414
sounds unhygienic tbqh
Hottest shit in weeks. A hoe inside a hoe
>>746140335
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>>746137023
From behind is doing the guy a favor. Soon as the spine is severed, its just the head thats left alive, its starving for oxygen but would be overcome by extreme sleep and just fade off to death. From the front, they are still connected to the pain center.
>>746138328
Niice !! SOurce ????
>>746137023
Aww man what Islam is such a pain in the neck
>>746140335
howd this happen? was she gardening and tripped?
>>746141068
She was "gardening" with some guy, maybe boyfriend
>>746128751
Fun fact, this is actually /b/ getting better
>>746138566
My new favorite
>evil doubles
>>746133755
maybe because this is "random" and your shit belongs on /HC/?
>>746142028
Yes
>>746141652
I mean like..... why is she still wearing socks. Like what's the point of being naked but wanting to keep on socks? I'll never understand Chinese people
>>746131704
as evidenced by these pictures being ten years old
>>746128751
Old fag here, this is the classic 4chan, you can get the fuck out if you are not agree
>>746133956
>mods
Have you seen them? Did you read my reasons for posting them?
Not all on /b/ are sick fucks like you. The mods hardly gave me a chance
Fuck you, necrophile!
>>746142479
Chinese...She also keeps intestines outside her body
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWOHCu5rZl
Be a medical student. Start with majoring in biology. If you run a low amp current through the corpse it will jump around and warm up a little. This is called hot dogging.
>>746142426
A better view
>>746142625
I bet they pour the milk before the cereal too. Fucking crazy people
>>746142832
That just makes a mess. Think about it.
>>746142774
I don't want to warm up a corpse. What am I a pervert? Wouldn't the current shock me though? Not worth it.
>>746142774
>hot dogging
top kek
>>746142832
Same bitch, intact hymen
>>746143223
Forgot pic
>>746142231
Not all is /hc/ and some of the photos might be fakes, particularly the tribadism ones in a thread I was attempting to make: cgis. I'm not sure if they allow images of paintings either.
But you go on and enjoy jacking off to some cut up dead woman: I'm sure she consented to this and her estate would be okay with it.
Buncha sick fucks.
>>746133755
That’s because you’re shitposting.
This foul but interesting.
No one wants to see your Andy Sixx shitposts either
>>746143001
Low amp is safe. You're unlikely to get much of a shock and sticking your dick in something warm feels better.
>>746138258
Holy shit that is alot of blood.
>>746143271
Lel. Who jerks off to living people anyway? Silly faggot
>>746143271
not going to jack off to it, but would rather see gore and necrophilia than a bunch of fucking cancer porn threads
>>746134195
Nah, I much rather troll post with images of living women, you sick fuck necrophile.
>>746143271
>I'm sure she consented to this
You can jack off to any picture on the internet, no consent is needed or expected.
>>746134336
Cause our society isn't as accommodating to sick fucks like you.
hoi hoi hoi hoi gahuykc ehhehhehehe whwhehheeheeee
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vs3EvDIk1R
>>746143338
As I said earlier I stick my hand into a bowl of ice so it's cold and numb. That way it feels like something dead or at least that's what I imagine. Had a girl suck my dick with icecubes in her mouth. Jesus fuck man, I love it cold
>>746143690
Eww
>>746143923
you're a dumb cūnt if you don;t absofuckinglutely adore this ARTISTIC EXPRESSION GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
NO I'M NOT A FUCKING ROBOT REEEEECAPTCHA YOU DUMB FUCKING WHORE
>>746143666
Of course you can, sicko? But doesn't make it right.
If your mother, say, sucked a black guy's dick and took it up the ass--I say this as many on /b/ are obsessed with bbc--she would likely have consented. She would be a women pursuing gratuitous and/or economic ends.
No shame in that; plus she gave you life: she's entitled.
But if she was murdered, cut up, and some sick fuck posted images for others to jerk-off to, well, that's not much of a legacy, son;
and keep in mind, many here might do just that.
>>746144203
>ARTISTIC EXPRESSION
Fucking kek.
Also, use legacy captcha, kemosabe
>>746144203
The biographical movies of the guys who defiled that poor woman going to prison and being gang-raped to suicide might make for riveting cinema.
>>746139793
You make A HOLE anon, how else? Learn to dick the pit, faggot
>>746144686
>Learn to dick the pit
You're pretty funny for a necrophiliac
>>746144686
Jesus fuck. It's called bagpiping
>>746127285
The best thing is to fuck the meats slime; what i am told to think of as 'Children'. The meat things seem to hold their foul, hidious solidlings in regard.
Know what's better than fucking dead women? Fucking dead children!
>>746145009
I'm sure these are just random words piled together. Sounds hot however. Speaking of slime and meat
>>746137204
psychopathy
the ting is going skraa in this thread
>>746145337
Oh yes. Love this body type. Now imagine lovingly cleaning her up as foreplay
OH DEAR JESUS WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!
>>746145573
exactly
>>746145605
Only fragile beauty
>>746127285
Oh fuck same dude. Good luck to you. I really want to fuck and maybe eat a dead body ahhhh
Real sex doesn't interest me anymore.
>>746145698
She looks like she needs consoling. "Don't cry, little girl. The pain is over, you're safe now"
>>746138441
>dude, wat?
>>746127285
Buy a Sexdoll. Less disturbing, and not ya know, illegal
>>746145824
I'm somewhat conservative, y'know. I prefer them to have a face
>>746146069
its not the same /b/ro
>>746146069
Get out, philistine.
>>746128751
Reddit fag
>>746146078
I actually prefer no face, or deformed face, but I'll take anything.
>>746142588
Sauce?
>>746146225
She has a face but deformed as well. Looks like a blow up sex doll
>>746146078
this guy gets it
>>746146385
Jesus fuck. She's dead AND has braces. It's like fucking Xmas
>>746129267
i would put my dick under her boob and jerk with it
>>746146570
fuckin right
>>746132414
Just put your dick inside it, screw-around for a bit but don't cum within of course.
>>746146769
Come on. She has a sweet little pussy
>>746128411
What the fuck
>>746147013
Welcome
>>746146775
Don't you just love when they finally open up?
>>746147343
Imagine the threesome
>>746147343
pretty
>>746146572
Guy's a fucking perv
Humans look pretty fucked up under the skin.
>>746147656
>fucked up
Neat*
>>746147787
For those who love the chubbier kind
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>>746128052
I'll take a non acting on it pedophile over a fucking corpse fucker
>>746149116
Now imagine that's your dick
>>746149171
Ok. What about a non acting pedo and non acting necrophiliac?
>>746137246
27 seconds to chop a fucking head, this guy is an idiot
>>746139414
In reality you'd find a dead body. Fuck it for 5 minutes. Cum once. Then panic and try to hide the body. You'd do a poor job of it because people fuck up.
Police would find it and a doctor will determine some post mortem fucking had occurrd. Eventually you'd be caught because you're a sick retard.
>>746132500
Dubs never lie m8
>>746130986
ive seen these pics in like 100 other gore threads, the pics are not recent or his
>>746146380
She thicc
>>746150330
Shitty knife blunted from all the other beheadings. Could have at least given it a strop.
>>746137127
i get so fucking mad every time i see animals getting hurt like this. how fucking heartless do you have to be to treat a living thing like this?
>>746149193
Can't imagine my dick is a sugar cane. Maybe because I don't need to live in a fantasy world like you do nor I have such control issues that I need the girl to be dead to fuck her.
>>746137809
yuck
>>746151374
Get out, normie scum
>>746151408
>>746145698
This is actually so fucking sad
P O S T A N A L
>>746146380
>>746146104
Imagine the stench...
>>746127285
This goes to show every society has the people to have it succeed and the people who will fuck it up.
Die with an almost triggered hand grenade so when the corpse fuckers come they die.
>>746151705
Why? Has feminism taught you nothing? Women's lives are as worthless as ours now.
>>746151950
How is this fucking up a society?
>>746151485
Kek at thinking you own /b/ or some shit.
I don't think anyone here is truely normal. And i could be called fucked up in other threads.
Being a normie and telling you you're a sick fucker are two different things.
So chill the fuck out and accept your disfunction
>>746152642
Kek at Poe's law at work
yiff in hell
sike
Very good. Carry on, then.
dublel wao
I could literally not care less
>>746127285
Expect a visit in the coming days.
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>>746153182
this one made me fucking miserable. i just was under the impression hot people don't die.
