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Peek under skirts for TayTay, Get jacked up by blue panties for TayTay
Thats a Sinbad reference btw
>>745982158
How is it that there are no images of when TayTay did that spread eagle dance on stage? Did no one in the crowd think to snap a photo at just the right moment?
>>745982158
>Sinbad reference
I loved that guy in that 90s genie movie
>>745982526
FFFUUCCKKKKKKKKK
>>745982582
Sinbad's Afros and Bellbottoms can be watched in full on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXs3Qy4wy4Q
:3
>>745982731
CAN YOU DIG IT
>>745982697
>FFFUUCCKKKKKKKKK
I know
>>745982832
i haven't seen kazaam in over a decade and a half all i remember is shaq was in it, the candy and junk food rain, and "fantastic voyage" by coolio played during the opening credits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIMU456zOXc
>>745982958
I CAN NOT SANCTION YOUR BUFFOONERY
>>745983023
It was a simpler time, anon
>>745983023
>shaq was in it,
I was talking about the one with Sinbad
>>745983137
Theres a good photoshop project here somewhere
>>745983212
That anon regulates every shade of the ass
>>745983212
and i decided not to give a hoot
Nina is needed in this nest of NEETs
>>745983323
The sweet smell of leave in conditioner and soft farting :3
>>745983621
better
>>745983718
>>745983712
>>745983787
i don't get it.
>>745983807
best
>>745983857
I think that anon wants you to choke him until he cums to death
the tiny perfect Emma Roberts
>>745983960
shut up, gary.
>>745984048
ocky
Im glad this celeb thread won :3
>>745984048
Glad to see someone who gets it.
>>745984241
i think we all know who to thank.
>>745984373
You have 2 cheese wishes left :3
>>745984410
Will Smith will be playing the genie in the upcoming live action Aladdin movie.
>>745984435
what on the funk are you beep booping about?
>>745984541
Mini Driver = MIDI Driver
Im a Logic Pro and Protools with 60k worth of pres, compressors and channel strips on the front end myself
>>745984672
i play with my dick
>>745984626
>>745984765
Lol they both go PLINK!
>>745984672
I enjoy dancing in the moonlight.
>>745984831
ME TOO! :3
>>745984866
but mine's made of legos
>>745984911
Have you seen this boy?
>>745984870
It's such a fine and natural sight :3
>>745984911
I enjoy double clicking my mouse.
>>745985115
Yeah, I just bought an 8ball from him, its mostly bunk
>>745985115
do i have the right to remain silent?
>>745983805
Yeah, I'd like to do that to Emily Browning as well.
>>745985197
Agreed
>>745985212
I would drink your squirt
>>745983192
who?
search doesnt know
>>745985501
lexi who?
>>745985694
Lexi Belle I think. Its an old image
PreCumRub for Kendall :3
Everybody left :(
>>745986807
>>745986919
I have this movie on VHS, Kiss From a Rose is my fucking jam
Anyone workout and jerk for TayTay?
>>745987117
I workout by jerking, not to Taylor though
>>745987117
jerking for TayTay is pretty much a workout all by itself
>>745987045
>>745987446
MY POWER, MY PLEASURE, MY PAIN!
BABY!
>>745987493
jerk workout to those fucking perfect feet
>>745987493
A LIGHT HITS THE GLOOM ON THE GREY
anyone have Aubrey plaza
Kik: Alex20uu
>>745987784
I need to call my cocaine dealer, but only after I listen to Sussudio and post a Lily pic :3
>>745988084
>>745987809
dem toes. hng
>>745987809
Tay Tay got my balls drained
I NOW I KNOW THAT IM TOO YOUNG! MY LIFE HAS JUST BEGUN....
SU SU SUSSUDIO!
>>745983192
More please
>>745988425
Its more than likely fake bro
>>745987917
hey man thanks if you could dump all u got
>>745988522
Chek'd
>>745988213
that's his worst song
>>745982049
lewd for Emma
>>745988603
You dont know shit about music. Its about a girl and I like to think about Lily when I hear it. Im glad I never have to waste my time with you.
![0.avi_snapshot_06.37_[2014.06.30_20.16.45].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1506/152/1506152793902.jpg "0.avi snapshot 06.37 [2014.06.30 20.16.45]")
>>745988542
I'll see what I can do anon
>>745987949
she's that age where you think ... aww .. she's so adorable...i'd like to deep throat her.
>>745988990
hnnnnngh
>>745982582
did you know he never actually played a genie? heh
>>745989242
fuck aubrey has some nice legs
>>745989015
Hi lads,
this is my waifu.
Her name is Olivia Munn
Say something nice about her.
>>745989563
She is sexy as fuck
CUTE
>>745989389
I just scrolled through like 100 photos on her insta... i gotta stop before the fbi party van comes by for a visit.
>>745988626
story? is dat you?
>>745989703
>hurrr durrr I jerk off to kids
fuck off
>>745989776
those fucking feet. so hot.
>>745988626
I want to bust my nut to young Emma.
>>745988603
far from his worst song. Sussudio is a god damned American classic
>>745989847
So, are you sexually attracted to children because real women intimidate you?
Is it like a mental thing. Did something happen to you when you were a kid?
>>745989892
>>745989902
it is you....
>>745989703
See anything post-worthy?
>>745989896
Mmmmm
Woah what's happening
>>745990080
Pedophiles
>>745990093
stahp why ate you doing this
>>745990080
Holy fuck...
S A V E D
And Idk. 4chan is becoming Plebbit now.
>>745990118
god Damnit don't take it out on us all for the actions of one or two!
>>745989954
every single one.
>Anti Spam Bot engaged
>>745990201
man what the fuck is with the spamming. this is 4chan for fucking fucks sake
thank you spammer
This thread was half scumbags posting kids anyways.
>>745990237
By all means, proceed.
>>745990320
well it seems the kid posters have stopped so I guess it worked
spoke too soon
>>745990278
She's perfectly thicc.
Yeah, it always been like this. Every once in awhile the pedos come out. Then then retard spammers try to fight back with their stupid memes. Both parties should commit suicide.
>>745990454
kek I agree. and yes I fucking love Milana
>>745990437
fuck i wanna cum all over that face
>>745990639
>/
>>745990605
I remember seeing her tease when she flashes her breasts away from the camera. Ugh
>>745990638
yesssss
>>745990736
Olivia Munn, Jennifer Lawrence and Katy Perry are why I still come to these threads.
>>745990716
saved
>>745990714
say what?? when did that happen?
>>745990716
almost beat my adolescent dick off to this
>>745989896
;)
>>745990765
yeah we know zombie boy
>>745990765
all excellent choices
>>745990772
You can't see anything. Just a little boob from behind. It happened like a month or 2 ago.
>>745990789
saved, thanks didn't have this one :3. Fuckin image limit REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Earlier a Munn fan posted tons of awesome webms of her. Was probably the best celeb thread I've ever been in.
>>745990807
can just imagine holding her hair like that as shes sucking you off
>>745990809
oh shit, that's a good one
>>745990267
fuck those things live in Lily's eyebrows and shit
>>745990817
i would do anything she asked to taste her feet.
>>745990841
but where did it happen? you mean in this?
>>745990915
save it. it's all yours my friend!
>>745990972
fucking amazing
>>745990943
Feet girls are pretty easy. You need to make them comfortable and do soft messaging. I sucked the stilleto heels of a ramdom woman at a party with her weak as fuck boyfriend watching, because I asked to do it with some bass and authority in my voice. I ate her ass, pussy and suck her toes later that night alone in the back room.
>>745991033
is that what you were referring to?
>>745990972
Yeah, I was talking about that one. I don't know where it happened.
cocaine and booze is suppose to cause horrible poison inside the body, but honestly, I have to jerk off 11 times at 10am just to pass out. Then when I wake up, jerk in the shower again just to feel right.
>>745991134
oh okay.
new bread?
Next thread can we get some munn, jlaw, and kp?
>>745991019
thanks, it's been saved and I will definitely be putting it to some good use
>>745991220
hmm. have you considered scaling it back a bit on the booger sugar and Jackie D?
>>745983501
Joel's face in the background is priceless
>>745991277
Yeah, I do a lot on the weekends, during the week no drugs at all. Its whatever they cut the shit with that just surges my balls into overdrive. Literally the cum is bubbling and colliding within my balls when I get home. Also the pheromone of the women Ive been around that night really does drive me wild.
>>745983501
>>745991296
conan is a lucky fucker
>>745991459
On the down low, Andy does confirm that Conan will take a longer break after interviewing a woman throwing out the sexual vibes towards him. Conan shoots his load into tissues just like most of us. I use Bounty select a size.
>>745990972
ah shoulders slimmer that the ass
perfection
>>745990817
Jerked a friend off to her once.
>>745990972
The arms out signifies freedom. She wants to show those beautiful tits, but hasnt gotten the right cash offer. Milana is really beautiful tho and funny and cool to hand out with
>>745991563
Id be doing the same thing. some of the shit those celebs do and talk about during the interview, im surprised he doesnt get a boner on camera
>>745991659
Oh wow, anon. Was it explosive? Did you lap the jizz up? :3
>>745991688
I cannot wait till she bares those bountiful breasts for all to see. Ill take a good shot of her bare ass as well.
>>745991741
He came VERY hard to say the least. Hell of a mess.
>>745991659
Can I be your friend?
>>745991720
Off cam, Conan is suppose to be a huge dick head. Like he throw his power around playfully, but if he doesnt get his way, you will pay for it.
>>745991811
You couldn't handle it.
>>745991802
You're a good friend. Thanks for sharing. I wish I had a friend like you :3
>>745991845
Id sure as fuck would like to try.
>>745991842
Thats unfortunate.
>>745991913
He thought so. He was shaking towards the end. I didn't clean it up but I sucked his head a little while he was ultra sensitive post orgasm.
>>745991659
always good to help out a friend in need
>>745991995
All that false power is because of money and the feeling of "Ive Made IT!", even tho hes like #4 or 5 on the talk show chart
>>745991970
I'm sure you would. The intensity cannot be overstated.
>>745992015
He did the same shortly after
>>745992007
You're so bad, anon. That DONT TOUCH ME period is pretty personal. You seem to know the no fucks given and pain is pleasure thing well :3
>>745992093
Well he is on TBS. To me hes more entertaining than the other late show hosts.
>>745992116
fuck that sounds amazing
>>745992193
He loved it. He was torn between pulling me off or holding me there and cumming in my mouth. He couldn't handle it.
>>745992259
He was lifting his hips up driving his cock into the air for maximum strokage. It was HARD and FAST. I didn't stop until I was sure I had every drop.
>>745992275
Thats really hot. Thanks for making me hard a bit. It would be great if you shared more or posted your fav celeb in the next thread. Im sure the crowd would love you :3
>>745992167
that's a good friend you have to help you out as well too when most needed
>>745992360
mmmm yesss such a good friend. were you roleplaying as katy or was he just looking at pictures/videos of her?
>>745992522
He was looking at her pics and vids while I jerked the absolute Fuck out of him. When I knew he was close I went as hard and as fast as I could. There were moans. And fireworks.
>>745992431
Was his idea. I was happy to comply.
>>745992635
damn you sound amazing.
>>745992669
He was just as amazing when he returned the favour.
>>745992734
did he suck or jerk you when returning the favor?
>>745992734
i like the way you guys think. nothing wrong with two friends helping each other out.
>>745992829
A bit of both. Sucked me right up until I popped, took the first pop in his mouth, then jerked the absolute FUCK out of my head. It was intense.
>>745992869
Thats what friends are for
>>745992941
Agreed.
>>745992941
Thats wonderful, anon :3
>>745992991
Wasn't the first time it has happened. Won't be the last.
>>745993155
Was indeed a great experience.
>>745993163
what other celebs do you look at while getting each other off?
>>745993207
Tay Tay ofcourse, Nicki a few times. Kaley. There is a decent length list. Have had the arrangement going for quite some time now.
>>745993297
fuck yes nicki. how did it start?
>>745992941
Nice. any specific pic that pushed you or him to pop hard?
>>745993347
It started a few years back at a new years party in a hot tub. I jerked him off underwater with the bubbles on while he tried to talk to his cousin. It was brilliant.
>>745993363
he fucking loves her tits in the pink dress.
>>745993401
thats hot as fuck
>>745993401
damn that sounds intense. hopefully he returned the favor again later on
>>745993565
It really was. His cousin is hot as fuck, and has some big titties, and was sitting across from us in a bikini. Poor bastard didn't stand a chance.
>>745993618
Not that night, but he did at a later date.
>>745993622
i dont doubt it. potential incest and and handjobs will do that to a man.
>>745993753
I always gave him shit about how hot she was. And he just took it in his stride. We had all had a few drinks, and she was just there..across from us..tits sitting above the water in some bikini. Turned the bubbles on, reached for his cock. Never stood a chance. I kept watching him try and steal subtle glances at her tits.
>>745993834
such a lucky guy. would love for my friends to jerk me off while lusting after other friends and family
>>745993916
He was very obviously staring at some points. Don't know if she caught him, or suspected anything. She never said anything. Was a great night.
>>745993994
shes probably used to guys peeking at her titties
>>745994092
She had a real wild streak. She had gotten topless at a few parties, and was really hoping this would be one. Instead had to settle for nipple slightly peaking. God knows how hard he would have cum otherwise.
>>745987117
TayTay stronk
>>745993834
how long did he last before he came?
>>745994165
true. those fat titties floating in the water. nipples hard as fuck.
>>745994229
About 5 minutes. I kept jerking him for a while after. Had to put his hand on my wrist and physically stop me.
>>745994288
one of her nips was half hanging out for a while. Thats what actually made me go for it.
>>745994352
you knew he would enjoy that
>>745994403
I was debating having a jerk that night then and there. He would have returned the favour but she got out about 5 minutes later(Great ass too)
>>745994291
damn, you stroked him good, sounds like he was debating there if to stop you even after he came
>>745994472
you couldve stayed in the hot tub and let him jerk you off. have a little private talking about hot his cousin was and what youd like to do to her ass
>>745994550
Could have easily got a second load I think. Her tits are amazing.
>>745994554
He jerked me off at another party about 4 months later. But yes that would have been amazingly hot.
>>745994645
you think you guys will ever go further than handjobs?
Christ, the new thread turned into a shitty thread fast.
>>745994703
We have gone to blowjob on occasion, but handjobs are alot of fun. He sucked me dry to Kate Upton in sports illustrated this year. And we blew each other a few years ago when the same cousin from the story, accidentally sent a lewd snap of herself to everyone on snap, and not just her boyfriend.
>>745994645
at a party too? how did that one go down?
>>745994798
good. nothing like having a nice hard cock to suck on
>>745994860
We had a costume party, and every social circle has the standard one friend with massive tits. She came as a smurf in a very low cut outfit. After taking several party photos for "facebook" he lured me into a bathroom after dirty talk about how hot she was looking, and then proceeded to Jerk the fucking christ out of me while I flipped through the photos.
>>745994955
Speaking from experience anon? Have you also dabbled?
>>745995017
yeah a bit. not often enough though.
>>745995190
Do you prefer to give or receive? Care to share some stories and experiences?
>>745994980
also a few other stories to follow if interest still.
>>745995521
yeah, tell another story
>>745995634
Celeb related, or jerking to people we knew?
>>745995679
either one, the stories you told already were great
>>745995836
This one is about our friend E. She was a mutual friend, but they had known each other longer. Long history, had hooked up several times throughout the years. Short girl, cute, small perky tits...but there was something about her. Always wanted to see her naked. one day, I find out that E has got her nips pierced, and this is just 10/10 have to see them. Ofcourse, she isn't comfortable showing me them, so that dampens my day. He manages to convince her, to send him some pics through of the piercings, because of their history together. Tells me, and I am excited beyond words. I am dying to see Es tits in all their glory. The moment of truth comes and....he won't show me. INSISTS that if I want to see them, I have to blow him while he looks at the pics first. and swallow. I reluctantly obliged, and as a result, he gave me two HARD handjobs, back to back while I looked at the photos. Ever never did find out, but boy did I smile every time we were in the same room together after that.
All celebrities are cancer as are these threads made by degenerate Hollywood studio interns.
>>745996180
I think it's more that these faggots like helping each other cum
>>745996090
oh shit, you came hard twice to her. I can't imagine that you lasted too long while looking at those photos too
>>745996383
Probably 10 minutes total? One of the best orgasms I ever had. I did finally get to see E's tits later on down the track during a game of strip poker, but the piercings were out by this point (her body rejected them I think?) That was a good night. No faps though.
Any questions or requests?
When will you kill yourself?
>>745996951
When the price of cigarettes gets too high.
>>745997000
Trips confirms it. Later anon.
