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Did rekt threads die ?
>>745928510
>>745928142
looks that way
>>745928142
why do they respond by rofl
>>745929524
I think that's just how chimps experience grief
REKT WILL NEVER DIE!
>>745928142
What? Why?
>>745929542
Real?
>>745929542
What's going on here? Sky diver?
>>745928551
>>745928618
i think they thought by breaking the door they can go into the lift but those retards ended up dying
>>745928142
What the fuck is going on in this?
>>745929748
Basically the father was telling the son that he's better off dead if all he's going to do is play video games all day.
Bastard did himself in almost immedietely.
>>745929748
> Son always complaining about suicide.
> Life sucks. What's the point?
> Dad calls his bluff.
> Dad chambers a round into the pistol. End it if everything sucks so much.
> Son proves he wasn't bluffing.
Shitty way to prove your Dad wrong.
>>745929817
>>745929903
It's one of those wing suit guys, as far as I know it's real footage of an accident, guy died on impact, I think there's a mini doc on youtube about it.
>>745930035
whats happening here
>>745930035
gross, I can't even visualize what would have to break for someone to end up like that
>>745930441
what kind of dumbshit actually does this shit for a living
>>745930478
I love I lose
>lost
>>745930478
what did i miss?
>>745930441
that's cool, the swat team was ready, is there more like this
>>745930758
the pussy in the BG
>>745928142
Yours did
>>745930758
She just cleaned over 225 lbs and there's a dude in the back barley curling 20 lbs. So I'm a way, he got rekt. Well his self esteem did.
>>745929282
I don't think that idiot could blow through a 2x4, much less a 4x4.
>>745928142
Yeah because there isn't enough fresh rekt in them.
>>745928246
Fuck, that's so disgusting.
>>745930478
She's sexy as fuck!
>>745930818
>pussy
He's like sixty years old Jesus Christ he could probably be that girls grandpa
>>745931107
>sucker punches
>immediately starts running
Holy shit that guy is a puss.
>>745931157
I have some rare rekt. I have several gigs of webms I'll just have to dig them out.
Also >>>/gif/
/b/ has shit webm rules.
>>745930480
christ. First one I ever saw
>>745931511
guy looked like he was ready to fight, he got punched. That's hardly a sucker punch, the dude was just way quicker than the fatty.
>>745931107
Cubs fan.
good.
>>745930947
Closer to 265-275lbs bud. But still, pretty damn impressive
>>745931658
Decking someone like that is a sucker punch.
For fuck's sake mang, why else would he start running immediately? His entire plan was to hit the person when they least expected it and bolt so they wouldn't hit back.
>>745932151
>ive never been in a fight except sparring matches
You're the guy in the Cubs shirt.
>>745930947
>>745932104
You guys realize those are wood weights right?
You guys realize the guy in the back was an older guy, out of shape, and using iron weights...
the bar alone weights 40lbs you dipshits.
>>745931531
Noice. Also, these kinds of rekt both infuriate me and entertain me, as someone who worked in industrial safety. People sticking their hands into or into large industrial machinery are the epitome of stupid.
>>745928142
Yeah, they got rekt
>>745932340
This is bait right?
not seen a rekt thread in agees
>>745928551
>>745928618
>>745928731
Why elevator and escalator rekt vids always involving Asians?
>>745933528
there are a couple with white people but I don't think I have them
>>745933973
>>745930035
hilarious
>>745934629
>>>/gif/11323815
>>745929817
>>745929903
Dwaine Westons
I'm going to post all my webms on the /gif/ thread because half of them are too big to post on /b/
>>745932472
How many people actually do this?
>>745936583
stupid accidents happen often, I was an amberlamps driver for a few years.
>>745936583
Most people are not intelligent. They would kill themselves literally everyday, if it wasn't for the constant saftey videos where you have to show people getting gored on universal joints to get people to not be idiots.
I've seen it myself with stupid newbies in school entering machine shop and fucking with lathes and saws like they were toys until they get their hair or clothes caught in something.
One guy was stepping over the universal joint on a tractor while the damn thing was on. It caught his pants and tore his whole pelvic region apart. Tore the balls right off.
>>745936876
>It'll rip your dick off
That should be a warning sign.
Notice how most machine shop operators have shaved heads and no piercings, not even wedding bands.
>>745936876
Damn dude I wish there was a video of that
>>745936684
What is the stupidest thing you have ever seen amberlancing
>>745933973
>Beats a woman without provocation
>Couldn't even knock her out after a barrage of punches and kicks
Not only is he a nigger he's also a double pussy, since it was recorded and made public I'll take it authorities eventually got involved? Please tell the the fucking ape is still serving time
>>745937506
There is, actually. Well, not of it happening, but of the after effects. They play it to new students now before they're allowed to touch the machinery, lol
Telling a teenage boy he can't do something because you say so doesn't have the same effect as SHOWING a teenage boy WHY he shouldn't do something stupid. People are honestly just too fucking retarded.
>>745930678
lost too
>>745930478
>so hot
so glad her spine didn't break in half or anything
also guy behind LMAO
>>745938029
Damn, i actually deeply despise the current way the world works.
The chance of these retards surviving and poisoning the gene pool is higher than ever.
There should be an inteligence test to check if you are suited enough to have children.
>>745938330
>There should be an inteligence test to check if you are suited enough to have children.
There should be a lot more than that, honestly, but nothing will change until it gets so bad people will be begging for another HItler.
>>745930172
Yes, the fault is on the son.
>>745931531
I remember seeing this in the newspaper the next day.
>>745931511
The other guy was basically asking to get hit.
>>745933528
Too advanced to take the stairs.
>>745933973
He get's arrested :/
>>745937562
Nothing particularly stupid, lots of kids with compound fractures from jumping off of things, skateboarders hit by cars etc. shop hands losing their shop hands. One guy tried to shoot an apple off his friends head and hit him square in the forhead and knocked him unconscious and he thought he killed him and locked himself in the bathroom, I got to go tell him he's not a murderer and to come out, the police then handcuffed him and told him lol we're still taking you for battery.
>>745930286
>whats happening here
Lefort surgery or "Orthognathic surgery (/ˌɔːrθəɡˈnæθJk/ OR-thəg-NATH-ik), also known as corrective jaw surgery or simply jaw surgery, is surgery designed to correct conditions of the jaw and face related to structure, growth, sleep apnea, TMJ disorders, malocclusion problems owing to skeletal disharmonies, or other orthodontic problems that cannot be easily treated with braces. Originally coined by Harold Hargis, this surgery is also used to treat congenital conditions such as cleft palate.[1] Typically during oral surgery, bone is cut, moved, modified, and realigned to correct a dentofacial deformity. The word "osteotomy" means the division, or excision of bone. The dental osteotomy allows surgeons to visualize the jawbone, and work accordingly."
>>745939358
got the webm of that? I need it for stuff
>>745930286
More here, it's pretty common in civilized countries.
I guess no one could afford it in America tho.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Fort_fracture_of_skull
>>745931511
That's not a sucker punch.
By your definition whoever throws the first punch is throwing a sucker punch.
>>745937656
Way to call yourself out of for being an idiot.
Getting knocked out usually doesn't last more than a few seconds. If you're down and stay down, then you're dead or severely brain damaged.
>>745939691
Fuck.
I think this is the surgery my daughter is getting.
It's better if I didn't know this shit.
>>745928246
Kids head is shaped like the Borg Queen
>>745931043
You got any idea how strong a 2x4 is m8, he'd be very hard pressed to run through even a 2x2
>>745930480
Is he okay?
>>745933973
I should call my mom more often :(
>>745930312
the entire roof of your mouth is just cartilage which is why cleft lips happen so easily. They might have just gotten hit in the side of the head heard enough to make it crack.
>>745931511
lol he didn't even actually run this whole post is junk
>>745939358
Poor girl.
>>745941784
and all the king's horses and all the king's men...
>>745929580
I have a feeling that it's a subhuman tactic of pretending to be in a psychotic episode in order to absolve themselves of personal responsibility. They realized they were fucked and it was on camera, so they went straight for the insanity plea, almost by instinct.
>>745941804
Where was Mr. Incredible?
>>745941784
Like an ikea product
>>745942067
kek
>>745928142
Heads up: Tumblr is buying /b/ and their staff have been preparing this place for the transition. That's why you're not really seeing any.
>>745941878
That would be an awkward situation
>>745932472
It's alright. It's natural selection doing it's thing. And it creates job openings.
>>745938459
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bMeib723X6M
>>745941964
oh look, it's happy it died
>>745933973
>white women just love black men
>>745939358
She's so pretty what was she? 14? Don't tell me you wouldn't
>>745942294
i bet this is brazil
>>745934610
Yup
>>745941964
lmao the scared cat
>>745938577
checked and kek'd
>>745928246
>4
actually made me laught
>>745928618
that lil kiddo be like " meh"
>>745941904
>>745941878
Bikers (both motorcyclists and bicyclists) are literally the niggers of the road. Bunch of fucking fags thinking they're special and have the right to do whatever they feel like.
>>745942977
U just jelly we can go where u cant
>>745942032
Fuck is going on here
>>745941733
Did he died?
>>745943131
>U just jelly we can go where u cant
Hell? That's nothing to feel special about
>>745941784
3 piece puzzle, difficulty level 0/10
>>745942102
Where was God?
>>745942508
Probably just realized it'll be free of all the bullshit those women probably put him through
>>745941964
You know you Americans really need to teach or vet out trigger fingers. This shooting anything that frieghtens them is the only reason you have such a high police murder rate.
This too https://www.globalresearch.ca/us-court-ruled-you-can-be-too-smart-to-be-a-cop/5420630/
>>745941983
story?
>>745939539
I forgot to mention it was one of those high powered pellet guns, it imbedded a .177 slug in his skull but he came to in the ambulance and started moaning because I imagine it hurt like hell.
>>745944228
>not staged
>>745944354
idk man people in Japan weird as fuck tho
>>745943244
>biker had earbuds and was listening to music
>cop tries to pull him over
>biker can't hear him
>cop gets mad and plows into him
>biker gets roughed up
>biker sues for MILLIONS
>has as many bikes he can fit in his garage
funny thing is, the biker was in the wrong. he was speeding and being a danger and shit, but as soon as the cop got just a tiny bit out of line - "blah, blah, blah. that doesn't give the city a right to blah, blah, blah" - $$$$
>>745941964
I could understand if this was happening in the niggers yard or if the dog was huge but this pussy could of easily handled that little guy without a gun.
>>745941784
You can only take one part home...for research, which one you choose?
>>745944907
1. take the bite and then petition the city to put down the dog
2. sue the bitches for not securing their dog
3. sue for medical bills and damages
4. ?????
5. Profit
>>745930947
Yea, the bar alone is 45lbs but no one in here lifts so fuck it.
>>745944215
Guy is stabbed.
>>745942119
Tumblr is owned by yahoo, and they ain't buying shit.
>>745944833
Pretty much this
>>745933973
>there is a child on the couch
feels really bad, man
>>745928246
Like a murder, they should have to disclose this during the resell
>>745943256
You can't tell me what to feel special about. Ur not my mom
NEW
>NEW
NEW
>NEW
If you haven't seen this one, I recommend going to liveleak and watching with sound.
Yes, he ded.
>>745930035
im now scared that this will randomly happen to me, thanks anon!
>>745945506
He's not a nigger, nobody will give a shit.
>>745945462
>Jet fuel
>>745930035
It's not accidental. It's some kind of dental surgery designed to correct severe overbites.
>>745945506
nice little dance he did there
>>745942645
never change
>>745945506
Link please?
>>745944833
It still doesn't give the city the right to spend millions of tax payers money on a felon. I bet if they asked the taxpayers on the verdict they'd tell the guy to get fucked.
>>745946048
>https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51f_1506103365
>>745941804
This needs sound
>>745930441
thats not SWAT. Russian equivalent maybe.
>>745945544
G - good
A - at
Y - Your mom
Hahahahahahahaha
>>745941964
I think that dog is pretty fucking happy to be dead.
Look at the tail!
>>745928142
wtf is going on
>>745928142
backstory?
>>745946062
WTF where does the other truck come from?
>>745941878
Newton's 3rd law much?
>>745941733
there are easier ways to get undressed. Didnt even work lol n00b
>>745942102
No time
>>745945506
That cop is so buff. He could have wiped the floor with that lanky bastard. This is so retarded.
>>745946550
He leeched in from a parallel dimension.
>>745946550
from the allyway
>>745942032
Fucking hell. american is such a shit hole.
>>745941983
looks like he came back to finish him off. Gingers arm is all bloody pre spine stab
>>745946550
Camera doesn't show road converges from 4 lanes to 3 right there.
>>745939358
What's the story behind the image?
I'm confused?
>>745947278
Young girl hanged herself live on cam.
>>745946268
Thanks. Can't for the life of me figure out why the cop shot him
>>745930478
Sweet ass
>>745945462
Ima yurt
>>745930478
It's not so bad for him. Being able to do reps with just the bar is the hardest part. He already has some weights on there. Progress from that point on is easy mode as long as you are committed. He might make it.
>>745928142
rekt threads are all the same because most of the faggots that use this site have no idea how to:
> rip videos
> make webm to meet upload size limit
in no particular order.
>>745941784
i really looked like the last guy didnt know where to put his part. it goes up the top they keep pointing.
>>745941964
Damn he shot it like 3 times
>>745947350
Damn, that's unfortunate. thx for anwser anon.
>>745933528
Only Chinese-built esculators and elevators are shoddily built enough to cause harm.
Like, I couldn't imagine ANYONE breaking into an NZ elevator, let alone a skinny asian.
There's only one kind of NZ elevator, and it's the overly-thick-door kind.
is this 9/11???
>>745942117
what the fuck?
>>745933528
> why
never met many chinese before, have you? most of them are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet. i'm not exaggerating. they make all americans look like steven hawking.
>>745941964
america is whats wrong with the earth
>>745947988
no, 9/22
>>745930480
Classic
>>745937656
>>745939248
>>745941379
>>745942531
>>745945327
Relax faggots. She was a single mom.
>>745928246
Is that Gail the snail
>>745947278
vid?
>>745930035
road accident by the looks of it. his entire roof of his mouth has separated from his skull. repairable. lucky he isn't dead.
>>745948028
Never saw videos from Middle East, Mexico or Brazil? Lot of places are whats wrong with the earth.
>>745947808
Lel I noticed that too, ''and the head goes........... here? Wait, where does the head go again?''
>>745930478
>orangish hair in loose ponytail
>pink shorts
>white top
>extremely muscular and lifting heavy weights
This is totally a Rick & Morty cosplay.
It perfectly matches when Summer and Rick were pissed off at the devil, so they got jacked in a training montage and then beat him up.
>>745930035
Orthognathic surgery. I had the same thing done to my top jaw and my lower jaw was extended. It's for screwed up bite patterns.
>>745942032
>GTA
>>745929524
They're not laughing, idiot. The guy was calling bullshit on his son for saying he wanted to kill himself because he didn't believe he would. Then he did. Every lost a child? Ever had one? If not then I don't think you have any frame of reference as to what your reaction would be.
Was the father largely responsible? Yes, of course. It will probably haunt him every waking moment for the rest of his life, if he hasn't killed himself by now because of the grief.
Are you guys even human on here or are you just a bunch of Gremlins?
>>745941733
Jesus fucking Christ.
>>745930035
This is a type of maxillofacial surgery meant to correct some sort of problem that I'm not medically educated enough to understand, but there's no injury here. Just a corrective surgery.
>>745931677
Triggered?
>>745930478
fucking feminist
>>745941964
Why are Americans so fucking scared of dogs? I understand she shouldn't have let the dog out but I mean come on, the most it could have done is give his a few stitches if it was even attempting to bite him.
>>745932472
Truth.
Anyone who has lost fingers or gotten injured on the job because of sticking their hands near moving parts will openly admit that they were doing something stupid.
Lucky for them they lived. It was that way when I worked in injection molding. Boy did I hear some fucked up stories.
>>745941784
the last guy wanted to take home the head for some purpose
y'know ...
>>745945506
Holy shit, I hope that cop gets life. That kid was in no way a threat to him.
>>745947412
Let alone like 7 times. He was a lanky unarmed kid.
I think cops have tiny little penises.
They should probably have a length/girth requirement before hiring them.
>inb4 bootlicking cop lovers from the south
>>745950848
>bootlicking
>butt
retarded faggot
