>oldfags give youngfags advice based on experiences and past mistakes.
General life tips.
Don't count your chickens before they're hatched.
>>745922150
She was never yours. It was just your turn.
>>745922228
shit man
>>745922150
Lurk more.
>>745922228
Sandman, is that you?
>>745922150
Don't fucking get married. Pussy isn't everything either. Make money fuck bitches but don't get attached.
Never, NEVER, fuck a girl with a messy house/room.
Honestly, not worth dealing with the mental problems and associated shit that she obviously has.
Never.
And yes, I know many of you clowns will live in filth and make stupid decisions frequently if not constantly, you'll ignore this because you exhibit the same mental illness.
>>745922150
Life's shit now. Maybe, it depends.
05 guy
>>745922515
This.
Also, never make the first move. Work on yourself so much that you make them want you so much that they throw themselves at you.
The second you make a move, you give them power over you, which is counterproductive in regards to acquiring sex. Because they will milk you dry knowing you'll do anything just for a chance to dip your wick.
>>745922766
Or make a slight move then ghost them. That'll fuck with their head and they'll probably run at you like you're the most desirable man alive.
The biggest mistake you can make in life is to assume that everything will always be as it is in your current situation.
>>745922150
When you think you’ve had enough, and it’s going to be better moving back to your home state & town, you’re wrong. It’s going to be even worse than it was before, don’t do it.
You can never go backward.
>>745922853
This
Everything changes, especially your own body and personality. You can try to change yourself for the better but trying to change others and what others decide to do will leave you hurt. This doesn't mean you shouldn't try, but you'd better leave things you can't change alone.
>>745922660
The double dubs speaks true.
Don't do it. Move on and don't look back. Improve yourself and be nice to other people.
How do I get laid oldfags?
I'm living with parents and still in high school ( redoing it ), shitty apartment so I can't invite them over, what do?
>>745922228
>>745922827
HA!
Yes.
>>745922150
Know what you want to do in life(job wise) and more importantly, know what you DON'T want to do in life
Tis better to spend a couple of years figuring out what you like to do, than waste your life in a good paying shit tier job, that you will loathe half way through.
>>745923068
If a girl wants to fuck they don't give a shit if you have a shitty apartment. You can fuck in a car or outdoors in a secluded area. Wear a condom though.
>>745922150
Get your life in order before trying to meddle with others. As a rule of thumb, You should at least be mentally healthy and have some goal your trying to currently reach.
If you aren't mentally healthy and don't have a goal. Don't fucking date.
Quit thinking that life is like the movies when it comes to dating. Being nice and sweet to some girl and hoping your friendship evolves into something more wont work. Being damaged will not net the girl who tries to fix you and take you under her wing. Instead they will just raise a red flag.
Choose something fun and dynamic for first dates, X plus restaurant allows you to talk about X for awhile, or use it as a fall back in case your spilling spaghetti.
Be generally hygienic, you don't have to make yourself look great, just somewhat respectable.
If your new to 4chan, leave now. This site is for autistic losers and the only game played here is crabs in a bucket.
Finally try and have fun in life. Don't feed mid.
Never lurk in a thread when a girl's nudes leak and she looks young.
Report, sage, and run.
Don't be a dick.
Nobody cares.
Don't make yourself worse off.
>>745922228
those quads can't lie, but that inmense true is not sad, is the way it is and it's great.
i'd never like to be consider no one's property, and viceversa.
Anyone have any advice
>in first year of college.
>cute grill, who sits near me sometimes
>pretty huge fucking crush
>occasionally see her looking at me. When I do she looks away quickly Pretty sure she's chaught me looking at her
>when we talk we both seem pretty happy, and if we talk in a group, she will default to me if the other person isn't paying a lot of attention.
>haven't moved beyond that because I'm kind of a fat fuck (working on losing wieght) and have the emotional depth of a child
>also have helicopter parents who still lord over me
I have no idea what the fuck to do, I feel like such a small fucking child.
I want out.
>>745922515
I'll agree with this anon as well. I've been married 30 years, and it has some good aspects -- neither of us ever wanted kids so we have fun. I won't get divorced or anything. But if I knew back then what I know now, I'd have avoided it and just be single forever.
Have fun, have sex, but never live together, never get married, and NEVER make babies.
>>745923068
Fap for now. Keep in good shape. Do hobbies that make you feel good. After high school is where the women become interesting enough to spend a night with.
Never shack-up together, never get married, never make babies. These things will reduce your quality of life overall.
>>745924308
what kind of advice other than man up can anyone give? just be confident and brave and ask her politly if your feelings have a chance.
and do this move not expecting her to say yes, because maybe not, but for the sake of your personality.
be sure that your character will grow more strong if you dare than if you don't.
>>745924582
>>745922515
I've never fucking gotten this meme. What kind of fucking assholes do you have to be to not enjoy life with someone else?
Like I got married almost 8 years ago and it's been nothing but fucking great. Sure we have fights and resentments, but we always work through them togeather.
Like the whole "don't get shackled" shit seems so fucking childish and stupid. What stops you from doing the things you did before?
>oh but my wife
Take your wife with you faggot
>oh but she doesn't want to go
Then go alone.
Like how fucked do you have to be to not enjoy someone else?
Like if I were to go to a zoo, it's 2x better if I take my wife, who I can talk to and have fun with. If I go alone and she stays at home, that's fine too. When I get home I can tell her all about the cool shit I saw.
If I'm alone, when I come home from the zoo there's no one to tell or talk to.
How can you fucking live like that?
>>745923771
As a LEO for 20 years I can tell you this is false. We work our asses off to lock up the scumbags who ass-rape children and those guys often get off with probation or light prison time. We'd get fired if we tried pursuing random fuckwads who viewed a photo on one of the world's most popular websites. We can hardly deal with the real criminals let alone all the normies who come here from Reddit and click on a thumbnail because they can hardly see what the fuck it is on their little iPhone.
pic unrelated
>>745924582
30 years? how old are you?
because i presume you've married pretty young, wich maybe is not the best move.
>>745924828
But what if she says no? Would that shit not be awkward Everytime we work with one another or sit near one another.
>>745924976
So you are a cop?
>>745924949
This guy gets it
>>745922150
lurk more
>>745924949
>Take your wife with you faggot
so I can take my wife to fuck chicks?
>>745925036
As of last year I work in the private sector. Law enforcement's one of the shittiest career paths in the world. It's why so many miserable dickwads fly off the handle.
>>745924949
not everyone finds the best mate, m8, and they find that too late.
in taht case, i think that the best move is to move out. of course, kids do this more difficult.
Skinny->normal->thick->fat->obese
Women move 1-2 categories right in a relationship.
Also, look at her mom. If her mom is obese, she is going to be fat, no matter how she looks today.
>>745925146
Can you tell me something?
Do cops stalk people for years in normal vehicles?
Don't get married to anyone unless they are your best friend and you would love to hang out with them even if sex wasn't involved.
If you get dumped by some girl you thought was the one, she wasn't. Move on, and use it as an excuse improve yourself. Someday you will laugh about it/her. Believe me, I know.
Take care of your body. You won't always be young and will be glad you did.
Find hobbies that you love.
Set aside as much money in a 401k as you can, even if you can't "afford" it. Compound interest is your friend (in this case).
If possible, find a job that you love. If not possible to find one you love try to find one you can make lots of money at. In any situation, work hard and make friends because connections will matter at some point.
>>745924949
This.
Also, don't go for looks first. Looks is a nice bonus, but someone who gives you mental challenge is what lasts. Oh, and choose kind over crazy.
>>745925133
Why are you fucking fat chicks if you've got a perfectly good wife?
Beyond that yeah, convice made your wife to help you fuck a fat chick. Just get her a strap on
>>745925152
I think you can become best mates with people though, you just have to find common interests and build on that. Combine it with sharing expirences and letting go of resentment, you should be alright.
>>745922660
>Never, NEVER, fuck a girl with a messy house/room.
I dated a girl who had some form of psychological issue that prevented her from having a neat apartment. She literally had stuff all over the floor and this was in every one of the 3 apartments she lived in while we were dating. The last one I saw, she told me she spent a week trying to straighten it up before I came over and there was stuff all over the floor AND all over her kitchen counters.
I opened the cupboards and they were fucking empty but the counters were covered with kitchen stuff.
Talk about a head full of bad wiring.
>>745922150
1) In the same vein of >>745922208, don't count your money until it's yours. Go through life assuming there will never be any windfalls of cash or free lunches.
2) Try to read a book at least once in a while. Or try to read high quality publications like HBR, the Economist, etc. You get a higher quality of writing and the vocabulary tends to be higher.
3) Don't go into debates or conversations thinking you can win every argument. Let others have and hold their ideas.
4) The book "The Art of Worldly Wisdom" by Baltasar Gracian will give you every lesson in this thread in 105 pages.
>>745925363
For reference, I am 42 years old, make over $100,000 per year, have two kids, and have been married just over 20 years (and couldn't be happier)
>>745925034
i totally undesrtand your fear, i've been a complete shy through most of my childhood and adolescence, but focus in you and not in her.
even if she say yes, the most likely scenario is that you are going to break up after some time, and you're going to be alone again but stronger.
man up, ask hr politely and in the mos adult way, don't try to be a smart ass because if you are shy you are not going to convince anybody.
an if she says no, you've just acted like a respectable man, and not as an asshole, and you shold feel respect for yourself before anyone respects you.
>>745925363
>Don't get married to anyone unless they are your best friend
Exactly what I tell people.
30, Married 9 years, together 15.
>>745924949
Only good post
Somewhat related = I wrote a parenting manifesto if anyone is interested in it (I'm old with teenage kids)
>>745922766
If it is like this in you life, thats nice.
But most people are not able to find a suiting Person to spend time with. Most relationships end in Drama. You habe to decide if its worth it
>>745924949
Different anons are different. When I was young, I wanted pussy. Now that I'm older, I want a simple, quiet life of work and fun.
My wife is a decent person, and life certainly isn't all bad, but she's got a slew of emotional problems that prevent her from seeing the good things that are part of her life. She only focuses on what she doesn't have and how she's not as young as she was. If she doesn't find some help, she'll end up being a shut-in.
I help as much as I can, and will continue to, but if I could go back, I'd avoid this situation completely. I'd realize that pussy can be rented, and quiet simplicity is what I really like.
>>745925411
>I think you can become best mates with people though
i agree, but you have to be open, smart and humble. not in the way of humilliation humble, but as humble as to recognize that the other's interests are as valids as yours. and even then, not always works, but it totally worth the try.
>>745924949
>there's no one to tell or talk to
I concur. As a 50+ oldfag, I can categorically state, even with the aggravation of being emotionally and romantically connected to someone, it's still better than being alone.
I have literally nobody to really share my wins or my sorrows with, no to mention, I have to pay women to put their hands on me.
If you're in your 20's, try to date a LOT, and marry the first girl you have great chemistry with and a bond with. If a relationship is more built on sex than anything else, it'll never last.
>>745922150
I miss Hannibal
>>745922150
Why do I get submissive gay thoughts here? Also when I come here i always look at porn?
I have a general anxiety a lot and when I do, thoughts of taking cock come about.
I do feel better when I'm porn free, though... And the dock thoughts tend to go away...
Wat do?
>>745924822
I'm doing NoFap right now, 5 months now, i had girls show interest in my but i do nothing to pursue, i had at least 3 crushes on me and i've done nothing at all, i don't know why.
what the fuck is wrong with me?
use condoms
don't cum inside girls just because it feels better or it satisfies your kinks
try out fatties, you might find out you like it.
don't take shit from anyone.
try a few drugs while you're young, you might not get the chance later but don't get addicted, leave it as a one or two time experience.
fuck as many women as you can, you might meet one that will hook you up with a decent job/contact.
>>745925363
>Take care of your body. You won't always be young and will be glad you did.
so much this, and your brain too.
i'm an old guy who was always active phisically and creatively and i look and feel like 20 years younger than most of my school friends.
>>745926071
You're probably a little bit bi. Don't make the mistake of coming out 100% gay. People will treat you weird when you later discover you're bi.
Oldfag here.
1) One thing I cannot advise enough: SAVE. Save and do it from a young age, as soon as you can. Any spare money you get, throw that shit into a savings account. There will come a day when you will need it and you will be so fucking grateful that money is sitting in the bank.
2) Never ever believe a woman who says she's on the pill, not unless you actually see her swallow it. Bitches can be sneaky with that shit.
3) Fuck drugs, stick to beer. Only exception is weed, although make sure you only use it occasionally. You might think it's boring or whatever, but when you take a pill or swallow a tab of acid you essentially relinquish control of your life for the duration. Just stick with beer, life is better that way.
4) If you have kids, don't try to be that 'cool' parent who behaves more like a friend than a parent. They need that authority figure in their life. Let them be who they are, but at the same time be prepared to dish out some tough love if their life is going in a bad direction.
what other people say or think about you is none of your business
what other people say or think about you says nothing about you and everything about them
OP is always a faggot
>>745922150
- you really will get over her/him
- you can get away with more than you think you can
- contacts are good, meet everyone you can
- figure out what your threshold for discomfort is, once you know, use that to guide the rest of your decisions
- old people aren’t smarter than you, they’ve just been around longer and getting older don’t make you smart, so, beware of their advice (mine included)
you never really 'know' anyone
only your experience of them
no one will ever know you
only their experience of you
>>745926123
Don't worry about it. Sex isn't as important as your teenage brain would have you believe.
Find fun things to do, do your school work (if only to get on to the next phase), get a job and save some money, and just enjoy things as they come along. Don't think too much about what "should" be.
>>745925949
i feel for you, man. and i agree.
i'm 50 and even beeing in a great relationship, all the time missing my freedom years and more pussy.
but coming home at night to a caring wife and kids is amazing, i hope you find a companion.
>>745922150
Don't eat yellow snow
as long as you're going over a memory
it's not a memory but your reality
let it go
>>745926210
How do I deal with feeling like a freak?
no matter what they say...
traps ARE gay.
Being fucked up is not an excuse to piss in the fish tank.
>>745922150
>General life tips.
Save your money. Save ALL of your money.
>>745926686
You aren't a freak you fucking chode-monger. Everyone's a little bi.
>>745922150
Never pay anyone to do something you can do yourself
My advice: generally don't do anything I've done.
>>745926686
you're not a freak, you're an individual in a world of conformists
>Be a guy who does. In your life you will find a lot of people who like to talk shit. Many of these will even be more knowledgeable than you and convince you to stop doing stuff. If you think it's worth it, don't listen.
You will often find that fucking up is a valuable lesson, and making it through where everyone told you "you can't" is a sweet reward.
Do what you like. If you're talented at something take care of it, improve it and enjoy it until you can make money out of it. I was a happy young guy earning pennies for what I did. Then I got bigger and now I can make a good living.
Careers are not as good as you may think they are. Get knowledg and show you can do more. It will be worth it.
Persistence and habit are your greatest friends if you have the will to tame them.
>advice
pretty much everything from nick offermann's "paddle your own canoe"
Hide your power level
>>745927198
I prefer the wolfe tones version
>>745927198
Ooops, meant to add this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gjeGCfRNWk
>>745922150
don't marry her, your power is instantly gone plus she gets your house if she splits
>>745922150
Don't call 911 on yourself for self help. They only fuck everything up.
>Be me
>be 22
>Think weed has meth in it
>Call ambulence to get medical help
>Spend 2 months in hospital
>back in this year for mania acquired at same hospital
I'm 23
>>745922150
Indoorsy computing nerd just moved out to start uni here. Any general advice?
>>745928018
>be 23
too young to give advice, son
>>745928468
Yeah, read the thread
>>745928668
Truth.
>>745924308
Man up, snowflake. Talk to her, be honest and fucking direct. Women eat that shit up like dogs to water. Also, quit with the fucking "boohoo" shit, women HATE that.
All you have to do is be confident, relaxed, and be fucking sure of yourself.
Tell your parents to fuck off (just enough to get them off your ass), man you're in college now, and you're trying to be a fucking man.
Also, lose some weight, you fat fuck. Put down the video games and workout. You're young enough to lose that shit quickly.
I'm old enough to your father, so take this advice, you nimrod: just grow a pair and seize life by the balls - you've got youth and time and condoms are free in the health center!
Go have a good time, hit the gym, brush your teeth and then go out there, you lazy fucker!
If I could be 18 again I'd be banging every chick I could, because that shit is fresh and ready to be fucked! Every single one who'd want to. Yeah, even the ugly ones, too, you know why? They've got money and will appreciate being tossed a bone.
You're wasting your time whining like a little bitch. Wake up tomorrow, set some fucking goals and then get out there!!!
52/m/certified oldfag
>>745922150
I'm in love with one of my best friends (7 years) but I've just moved out to another city for university. She's got a crush on me and I've got a crush on her - not told her my feelings. Help?
>>745929426
You dun goofed, son. Move the fuck on.
>>745922150
Don't be a one who always say sorry, even when it's not your fault. After some time you will feel that you're exhausted of that state, and she will use to feel that it's your fault even when you say something else.
Yes i was beta, but you don't have to.
>>745929426
And believe me, she's knee deep in duck already since you didn't open your goddamn mouth. Get used to the white knighting, kid. Sounds like you can't even be brave enough to ask for a fuck, dumbass.
Go fap then kill yourself
>>745929766
Knee deep in dick**
LOTS OF IT, TOO
>>745929766
Thanks for the bad advice. Nah, she's an antisocial virgin.
Find the meaning of your life, read, Nietzsche, dont fall for the money seeking sickness, stop using whatsap and facebook, stop eating carbs and the most important one, never date a coworker.
better image size, newfag
>>745922150
Just fuck her already
At what point is one no longer considered a newfag?
Don't date a girl who your friend has already fucked. No exceptions.
Read books.
Lift weights.
Take your shit seriously. Work, studies, etc. Don't be the guy who treats life as a joke. You will never be respected.
Learn a martial art, preferably krav maga or BJJ.
Look inward for inspiration, not outward. Remember why you believe what you believe. If you're relying on external factors to motivate you, you're already fucked.
>>745930435
you become an oldfag by being here since 2006
Do not worry about rejection, being labeled a creep, etc. Do not fuck around - go for it until she tells you in no uncertain terms that she either wants it or not. The window of opportunity is short.
>>745930843
Great advice. That should be on the wall of every male bathroom and locker room of every public school.
>>745922150
If you gonna do drugs stick to weed and psycadelics
>>745922150
size definitely matters.
TAKING ADVICE FROM PEOPLE ON /b/
Legit.....
Because you know....IF THEY WERE SUCCESSFUL THEY WOULDN'T BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>745931549
Ignore this whore.
>>745931549
No idea what he's talking about
>>745922150
No money, no honey.
>>745922766
This.
t. gen X oldfag. Sort yourself out. Most of the guys I know run with girls half their age. They literally do beg you to grab em by the pussy. This stage of the game is easy mode.
Make money on the side, get free crypto coins, use them to trade. I make an extra 25-45% a month by doing this while working
https://getstartedwithcrypto.wordpress.com/airdrops-and-coin-give-aways/
youngfag actually looking for advice. I got fucked by my fam 5 years ago because they took me out of school and I was too young to realize the consequences. I was 13 at the time and now am 18 with no education, mostly stay inside and have no idea what to do about future. If oldfags are giving advice give me some on what I should do to have an okayish future.
>>745922150
>be me totally high on extasy and drunk at a rave like party
>meet this chick with her friends
>chat for a while, they were so fukken cool and interesting
>somehow mention my job, then one of the girls tells me she could take my phone number for some internship story or whatever I don't member
>get her number too
>have to leave because friends moving
>totally forget about the whole experience for 2-3 months
>be me today at work
>get a call from that girl asking if I member her (I suddenly did) and asking for some email address so her friend could apply for an internship, give it to her and then she says something like "well now I owe you a coffee"
>accept and tell her we can text in order to plan it
>she accepts but tells me some things about not being able to send texts or something (she called me with another number)
>be me now
>completely stoned and thus overthinking in another language
>write a text containing one "(:" and one "haha" (keep that in mind because it is very important)
>text basically says :
>it's really cool she did that for her friend
>confirms her I'm available for a coffee or a beer
>tells her to text me when she's available
>wonder if the "(:" or "haha" is an acceptable form of graphical emotion which could cause a feeling of sympathy or if it's just pure meme cringe
>write that whole useless greentext
so what's your opinion on "(:" or "haha", also should I send the text tonight, tomorrow, or wait for her to reach me a second time ?
I'd love to see her again guys
>>745922766
>wait until the girl makes the first move
That doesn't happen in real life bro, bitches want to be taken serious and come across as emancipated yet won't for their life do this
>have a sit down with my house mates last night
>they want me to move out because "I'm not contributing to the house"
>spend the majority of my time in my room
>don't drink or go out with them
>never see them
>it's a childhood friend of mine and a girl he works with
>they started fucking a month ago and are basically a couple now
>>745932488
>>745932590
wtf is this?
>>745925189
First part is wrong. Every single girl I've dated and my wife moved one or two categories left after I started dating them.
Second part is dead right though.
>>745932590
well you need to get out more, i know this because i'm currently in the same situation
>fucking a roomie
biiiiiig mistake
>>745926441
Upvote
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>>745926071
Take it to /lgbt/ faggot.
>>745932427
go to school? No seriously, finish school and pick up a trade
Always shave your neck. Even if you grow a beard. Shave your fucking neck.
>>745925299
No. If that's happening to you then it's someone who really hates you outside of professional bounds, or you're a HUGE fish and it's the feds trying to find guppies to tie to you.
No one gives a fuck if you smoke weed.
>>745932427
Take the GED test ASAP. Then either go to college and study something profitable (I recommend STEM), or put some serious effort into learning a skill that will enable you to get a decent-paying job (coding, welding, HVAC, commercial diving, piloting aircraft, elevator repair, there are many possibilities here)
Also, everything this guy said.
>>745930843
You'll be alright.
>>745932427
Learn sth practical like welding. And work in this job. If you are good in it you will earn money. Money->financial independency->do what you want
Uni is not the only path.
How do i stop procrastinating and actually study?
no joke
>>745932990
find a purpose
>>745932990
You've got to want it more than whatever you're doing during the time you're procrastinating. It may not be the right time in life for you to be in school.
>>745932427
Move with the times.
Make something while you can
Diversify skills, learn a wide variety of things
This, its free money
>>745932311
>>745932899
>take out of school by 13
>"go to college"
????
>>745932879
Underrated
NEVER PASS UP A CHANCE AT PUSSY WHEN YOU ARE YOUNG
>>745932706
What if the reason I don't drink is because I believe I have a disease that runs in my father's side of the family which affects my balance, I already stumble all the time as it is, drinking exacerbates it. It's true that I don't do anything, when I'm not working I'm either in bed or online
>>745922150
If you want improve your life you need to look for and take advantage of opportunities on a consistent basis. One or two good decisions won't cut it.
>>745933199
Dubs of truth
>>745933276
Who said anything about drinking? You don't have to and even then, there are other drugs available than alcohol.
>>745922150
Go to the gym. Start young and keep at it. Even if you can only make it once a week you will do yourself so much more good than yet another few hours in a chair.
>>745932894
I mean hacking, etc.
>>745933570
This is wise
>>745930435
When you stop giving a shit
>>745933201
I didn't say apply tomorrow. He's going to have to brush up on school topics to pass the GED. And if you can pass the GED, you can pass entry-level college classes.
>>745933622
Lay off the weed to get less paranoid then i suppose
>>745933744
It was serious shit.
And no weed.
any advice to lose weight?
>i also need motivation
>>745922660
Truth.
>>745931015
I asked when you aren't a newfag, not when you're an oldfag
>>745933654
When you stop giving a shit about what?
>>745933547
The no drinking is just a small factor in the big myriad of things of why I don't put myself out there, I'm basically a neet that works, sitting in my room as life passes by. I'm 27 and never had a gf or experienced what normal people my age have already done
Do what makes you happy. Find your passion. Dont search for happiness in others. Wear a condom. Actually learn from your mistakes.
>>745930435
you'll always be a new fag to someone. Just like how you'll always be a kid to someone.
>>745922228
wow
>>745922150
If she has a male bestfriend, odds are they've fucked in the past or are still fucking.
Work smarter, not harder.
If it seems too good to be true, then it most likely is.
Whenever you need to buy something for work, keep the receipt. You can use it as a tax deductible up to a certain percentage of your gross income.
Never fuck a woman you've met that night, you know nothing about her. Get to know her, then fuck her.
When going to an interview, follow the three S's when preparing -Shit, Shower, Shave. Can also be used for dates and other important events.
Shave with the grain, it'll minimize razor burn and also lessen the chance of getting those razor bumps and ingrown hairs.
If something is going too well, then prepare for the worst.
If you own a car, always carry a spare, a jack, and a tire iron that'll fit your lugs. Also keep a first aid kit, some blankets, and bungie cords in the trunk - you never know when you'll need them.
Last one before I head to work - always give a firm, strong wristed handshake and look the person in the eyes when first meeting them - first impressions are important.
>>745934554
Ah, rip
>>745934244
Never too late to start
Never be afraid to speak in public, it might be the only chance you have to speak to a large audience about things you care about and possibly make others sway to your side.
Especially in school. People are forced to listen to you.
>>745935063
>Never be afraid to speak in public
But i am
>>745925411
>perfectly good
>wife
Maybe you missed that 70% divorce rate. The rest are just in miserable marriages.
I am 30, maybe not a super oldfag, but about 10 more years under my belt than most of you.
I've been with a few women, so let me tell you about women.
>never believe anything a woman tells you about her relationship history, it's all bullshit. All of it.
>if she has more than 500 instagram photos, she is probably a lunatic. 1000+ and she definitely has issues.
>if she tells you how many men she has been with on her own, multiply that number by 5, and you have the actual number of men she has slept with.
>never believe a woman who is super into you, and also says she is on birth control
>never trust a woman with a complex task, even if you leave detailed instructions. Go back and check on her.
>there is no such thing as platonic friends - if she has male friends, they want to fuck her, exception being flaming homosexuals.
>if you are out together on a date, and she is on her phone instead of talking to you, then dump her immediately right there. It is a sign that she doesn't respect you and isn't interested in you.
>if she has no actual hobbies, then dump her.
>if she doesn't know how to cook (and refuses to learn), dump her.
>if she doesn't act like she enjoys sex with you, doesn't do anything in bed....dump her.
>if she doesn't read books, dump her.
>if she reads cosmo or celeb trash, dump her.
>if she mentions 'feminism' or any type of liberal/sjw dogwhistle term like "trans acceptance", "Islamophobia" or "people of color", dump her immediately.
>if you are together for awhile and trying to figure out what to eat and she regularly says 'I don't care', but then acts pissy when you decide and order food for you both....dump her.
>if she mentions her ex more than a couple times, dump her.
>if she is fatter than you, dump her.
>if she is texting other men, dump her.
>if she enjoys making you food, knows when to be silent, and is a skilled lover, then consider marrying her. These three qualities are almost impossible to find together in the wild.
>>745932488
well since no responses I guess I'll send the text at 22:22 so at least it'll look dank if she notices
thanks guys
>pic related
>>745932577
Women have a way to get the man they want, just be that man and you won't need any pick up and flirting skills.
>>745931405
He copied the other guy's long-winded shit earlier, but yeah, it's okay.
>>745926860
What if I did this, had a comfortable amount of money. Then I got hooked on drugs and blew it all.
Lost my job, lost my girl, lost my savings. I'm turning 27 on the fifth.
I have no skills. Just a high school diploma, security job, and a settlement from getting hit by a car. Now I have nothing. I guess the only thing to do is start over and chin up?
Pay your taxes
If you need to change career to be happy, but it seems too hard, it's probably not as hard as you think, even if you are in your 30s. If you really want something it will come easier to you and it will be a great reward for you to feel at home in your work.
>>745929080
Legit advice. But I think all the newfags here don't like it because you sound like their daddy before he ran out on them.
>>745925871
Lay it on us, parenting could have its own thread and I'm interested in what different people have to say.
>>745935808
continued.
>if she's a "vegan", eat her pussy, then dump her. Why? Because vegan pussy usually tastes really good, even if being a vegan means she is irredeemably retarded.
>If her family is shit, dump her.
>If her friends are shit, dump her.
>If she is constantly texting you during the day, and gets upset when you don't respond - and keeps getting upset when you explain that you are a goddamn man and not a teenage girl...you guessed it, dump her.
>If she is always late, dump her.
>If she makes excuses for when she fucks up, instead of apologizing and agreeing to do better...dump her.
>If she doesn't like dogs, dump her.
>If your dogs don't like her, dump her.
>If she suddenly tells you about 'her kid' on your fourth date, dump her. Don't date single mothers unless you like desperate mental cases.
>If she's got diagnosed brain problems and tells you about them, dump her.
>If she develops a serious illness and you weren't really into her, dump her. Trust me on this one. Might seem horrible, but its better for everyone. Don't stick around for a sick chick waiting for her to get better.
>If she thinks your hobbies are stupid AND complains about them, dump her.
>If she constantly shit-tests you, dump her.
>If she is an alcoholic, dump her.
>If you find out she is addicted to some sort of hard drug, DEFINITELY dump her.
>If she cheats on you but "is so sorry baby please forgive me?" dump her, or you will be eating another man's cum next time you dine at the Y.
>If she doesn't respect your job, dump her.
>If she has no goals of her own, dump her.
So now that we've ruled out about 99% of the eligible females in the wild, enjoy the hunt!
a girl keeps looking at me and smiling in class, like she goes out of her way to talk to me and look at me, and i don't do shit, what the fuck is wrong with me?
what should i do?
how do i proceed with a girl who has a crush on me?
why do i feel like i'm stuck in a bubble and i can't break through?
>>745937191
it could have something to do about you craving cocks
>>745922228
So deep
>>745937006
Keep posting asian chicks though, please
>>745937275
i don't, just shitty childhood and basically no parents lead me to being a kissless virgin at the age of 20, i don't even know what to do or to say to women.
>>745928468
Join a ton of clubs, then wean out the clubs that suck.
>>745937373
actually I'm in the same boat dude..
>>745922150
Doesn't matter how smart or naturally intelligent/gifted you are, if you don't put your head down and apply it it means jack shit. You can't coast on natural intelligence your whole life, even if it meant you dind't have to study for 8th grade math tests.
>>745937554
fuck man...
>>745937373
>t. 4chan
bumping
>>745922150
>A Thread for me!
31. Class of 04. Crippled for life. Fell for the "work hard and save your money" meme. Fell for the college meme TWICE and dropped out both times.
If i could go back:
Fuck college. Go to a trade school. Electrician, plumber, welder, etc...
My bros spent 9 months in welding school and all broke 100k.
Certainly don't want to be broken and old as a tradie but anons why not save 75k a year for 3 or 4 years and get a masters without a job if u want?
IMPORTANT: READ RICH DAD POOR DAD.
Study personal finance and investing. You will learn more from a few junior high level books than a liftetime of public education teaching u to be a good sheep for the boss.
Why climb the ladder to sucess when you can own the ladder?
Don't be affraid to fail. 90% of businesses do. I got 1 under my belt already. Learned a lot and hated every second of it. Worth it.
Wear your PPE! Seriously, as stated i got a metal plate and screws holding my foot together. At 25 i was faced with not being able to bust my ass till i am 79 and then die. Forced to find a new way to make income. Rental real estate and business is where it's at.
Pretty much all i got but don't be shy anons, you will be in oldfag shoes sooner than you know it.
Pays in dividends to get your shit sorted ahead of time.
>>745922150
Oldfag bumping with foot. 110 degrees and monkeying with a harness is a giant pain in the ass. But an 8 foot fall has me in pain every second of every day.
Never get complacent or comfortable at work. That is when you get rekt
>>745935808
>>if she mentions 'feminism' or any type of liberal/sjw dogwhistle term like "trans acceptance", "Islamophobia" or "people of color", dump her immediately.
this nazi revival is full of retarded snowflakes :D don't change guys, wow
>>745940459
>:D
>>745940523
>;[
>>745923068
Clean and decorate shitty apartment. Invite groups of friends over along with one u wanna poke. Play some drinking games and shit.
Try and make her feel comfortable. You will feel like an anxiety ridden internal fit of autism but just be cool, act relaxed, and all will be chill. Make damned sure your bathroom is spotless as the rest of your place.
Get the drinking games uo like never have i never and legit play truth or dare. Pays to have a wingman or 2 that know u wanna poke it. They can help things along with subtle hints.
Try and sit oretty close but not act like a creeper. And the second she tries to move away from you its over. Give it up. Try another one another time.
If shes cool with it ideally on the couch take a few hits out of the bottle with her and try to get pretty close.
Try and be funny and get her buzzed and either try and make a move or just sac the fuck up. Chicks dig a condfident man. NOT COCKY. Confident.
Just flat out ask her if she wants to make out. If she says no or laughs just brush it off and act like its bo big deal even as you feel your soul being crushed my thors hammer.
Pretty much it man. Maybe its just me bit i study on how to read people a lot and am an anxiety ridden mess around bitches. Thank god i got married...
Just be clean, confident, smell good but dont bathe in calogne. And make subtle moves. You will know prett wuick rather they work or not.
I have been BTFO more times that i could count in my short dating years.
I also just stood the fuck up when a bitch told everyone goodnight and she was going to bed. I said yup, night, we are going to bed.
Walked in there and fucked a butterface.
To this day best sex I ever had and i dont even know her first name.
>>745923237
Mutherfucker we were all high and didnt want drafted.
You sit around smoking grass all day and tell me you dont go full retard when people start poping up out of the ground like whack-a-mole
>>745923571
Wise words anon.
>>745922228
Stop thinking like a Beta, she was a bitch.
>>745924308
Fuck anon. Fale like u having trouble in a class and ask if you can hit her up on messanger or something if she doesnt mind helping.
Chat her up and progressivly lean toaward "we should go do that sometime" and then take the bitch. Good luck anon!
>>745924582
31, i got cut. Wife wants kids.
Worth it. I dont want anything to do with kids
>>745925133
If she is in to it fuck yes u can
>>745922150
if you have a crush don´t wait too long to tell her you feel atracted to her
always carry enough money for a single hotel night on the weekends
don´t mess with other girls if you are in a relationship, even if you are careful your lover might try to fuck you over
if you pirate chit like games and movies save the mobey you would have spend on them insted of spending it on somehitng else
>>745929080
more?
>>745924949
You linked my messy post but your comment makes no fucking sense in response to it
>>745935808
Thanks for the tips, Archie Bunker
>>745925363
>401k.
No kids. Never. Study oersonal finance and investing. You will see why 401k is shit in the first fucking book. Bet
>>745941337
>if you have a crush don´t wait too long to tell her you feel atracted to her
what if a girl has a crush on you, what should i do?
i already fucked this up like 3 or 4 times, i just don't do shit, she looks at me, smiles, talks to me, but i just can't get out of my fucking zone and do shit.
Always use sunscreen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
>>745925662
Kek, are u me? 31 and 2 years but 16 in it.
How can I manipulate reality to always work in my favor?
>>745925949
Sorry anon. You will always have us tho oldfag.
>>745922150
Should I throw myself into college without a definite goal (not knowing what I actually want to do) or keep waiting for years?
>>745941630
What's funny?
I asked a question.
How can I influence things to work for me.
>>745941715
You can't, and stop with the reddit spacing.
>>745937006
You're goddamn right:
>if she has more than 500 instagram photos, she is probably a lunatic. 1000+ and she definitely has issues.
>never believe a woman who is super into you, and also says she is on birth control
>there is no such thing as platonic friends - if she has male friends, they want to fuck her, exception being flaming homosexuals.
>if she mentions her ex more than a couple times, dump her.
>if she is fatter than you, dump her.
>>745941778
>Bringing up Reddit here. Oh please fuck off. This is 4chan spacing.
If it rhymes then it's not good advice
>>745941838
>>never believe a woman who is super into you
why?
>>745930435
I would say once you get past the normie teir meme shit and you can dissagree with somone here and have a 3 page argument that doesnt end in autistic screaching. I figure aboit a year for most
>Don't believe people who call themself "oldfags"
>Don't take advice from someone "who just knows"
>Don't take advice from 4chan
>>745932427
Get a job around machinery.
You will be laborer and it will suck. Beg to get in machines. Learn to run wtf ever u can. Got to another comoany if u need.
Descent job, pay, benefits, and u can work anywhere in the world.
Go to school and get ged online in the evening
Here's a good one bros.
1. Always try. Try it. Just try.
The only downfall is you will be right where you are now.
>>745942014
>>never believe a woman who is super into you, and also says she is on birth control
>never believe a woman who is super into you, AND ALSO says she is on birth control
>>745925949
Yeah, the people who are like "oh don't get married, stay free" are basically just either incels who resent all women for not getting with them, or they are people who got married too early or to the wrong person.
Being married to the right person is wonderful. OF COURSE it also comes with drawbacks. Absolutely every major life choice you closes the door on other choices. But it's wonderful having a companion who truly loves you and has your back. Because when you get old bad shit DOES happen.
I have major health problems for life now and I'd be fucked if my wife wasn't a wonderful person who still supports me through it.
People who say that marriage sucks aren't thinking about the long game, they are just thinking about tomorrow, or regrets they have because they didn't live life enough.
You're not going to be "pulling pussy" in your 40s and 50s except for divorced single moms, and most women you actually want to be with will be married or in a long term relationship already.
>>745924265
>Quads
>>745941464
it tool me way too long to know when girls had crush on me
just ask her out on a date, no movies o games or shit like that, a date with something interesting to do ad a nice play to talk after
use any excuse to touch her, hand or har or something like that, if she smiles the go for the kill right away
again as i said don´t wait to much, i really missed my chance with a couple of hotties back in the day for being a retard
>>745922150
Don't make threads about Eliza
>>745942478
Thornberry?
>>745941464
Say anything. Content doesn't really matter at this point. Listen to what she says and reply in kind. Look, the chances that you're going to marry her or even touch her a pretty close to zero. Use it as a test. Take notes when finished, ask yourself what could you do different next time. It's a learning experience. Nobody comes out of the gate smooth as silk when it comes to talking to girls we are attracted to. You're going to make mistakes - laugh when you do.
If you're feeling "20%" today, at least, try to give the 100% of that "20%".
Need advice
>18
>pretty good looking
>virgin (my previous gf was my first one and she was catholic)
>starting community college
>feel like every girl is gonna be like my ex girlfriend
>i feel behind, i know the virginity thing isnt a real problem but it sucks man
>it took me almost a year to get over her (dated for 2)
>only after i stopped feeling like shit it dawned on me that i feel like a fucking loser and want to do something with my life and make myself happy
>>745922150
1. don't listen to old proverbs retards spout off. they are all situational and full of shit.
>look before you leap
>he who hesitates is lost
>don't judge a book by its cover
>clothes make the man
>the golden rule
>nice guys finish last
etc
>>745923026
thats not how it works you fucking fagget
>>745942696
and just so I can give you some actual useful fucking advice... get a 15 year fixed, not a 30 year or variable mortgage.
you're welcome for saving you 50k+.
>>745924949
I've only been married 2 years but we've been together for 11. I wouldn't want to live without my wife. She is the best person I know.
Dont get married too young, or too soon. Don't be an asshole to your SO, and dont allow them to be an asshole to you.
>>745922228
That's the smartest thing I've ever read on /b
>>745942468
This bros point on time is so fucking important. You have to let her know almost immediately that you are interested in her. Present like she's your situation and you want to do something about it. Even if the attention is not returned and in the end she is not interested in you, you will have her respect and most importantly you will have gained some self respect and confidence to try again with another one.
>>745923237
>Occupation is the same as annihilation
Last time I checked South Korea is doing pretty good for itself.
>>745942767
Definitely this always
>>745935808
Don't be this guy.
>>745942767
Everyone knows that a 15 year fixed is better than a 30 year fixed.
That's like saying "buy a house with cash, it will save you the most money". Of course it will. But not everybody has the money upfront for those choices.
Downpayment and monthly payments on a 15 year is massive. It's worth it for some people for sure. But I'm quite happy being in my house 5 years earlier than if I'd had to continue living in the shitty, overpriced apartments in my area while saving up more.
>>745943067
You're an idiot
>>745942767
>>745922150
Don't bring highschool bullshit with you. Once you realize that teenagers are really dumb, even the ones that agree with that statement. They are dumb too.
Just remember that employers look up your social media accounts. You are not allowed as much leeway as we oldfags got back before our highschool bullshit got data mined by mark zuckerberg.
Don't date your highschool girlfriend in college. Let that shit go.
>>745924308
You need bushido in your life. Bushido was actually designed for cowards on the battlefield. Life is huge war campaign. Learn the rules and win the game.
>>745942639
Join clubs, that’s how you meet a lot of people. That’s how I got my group of friends, and I was way happier after that. You might even meet a girl that’s dtf
>>745942767
Or pay the 50,000 over 30 years while freeing up more of your income to buy investment properties instead of the biggest liability you will ever have..
>>745943160
Did you buy your house with straight cash? If not, then you're an idiot too.
We all make choices about what gives us the greatest happiness, moron. Smh. The fact I even have to spell this out for you.
No matter how good looking she is, there is always some guy that's tired of fucking her
Buy gold and bitcoin
No matter how much he complains or throws a tantrum, never take your glove puppet on a first date.
>>745922150
CRUISING IN CAPS IS COOL!!!
>>745922150
don't forget to always say 'no homo'!
>>745922150
WHEN YOU MOM OFFERS YOU A HANDY...
TAKE IT!!!!
>>745942868
>>745942525
thanks, more high school tips?
Buy bitcoin.
Old mofo here (54). Best advice, no bullshit whatsoever.
First, de-fuck your brain by removing all the shit the kikes put there. Everything you believe has been tampered with by Jews. These filthy subhumans have filled your head with complete and total shit solely designed to extract as much money from you as possible. Forget everything you think you know about everything. It is all wrong. Gas the kikes. Race war now.
>>745944453
>buy fake currency that you'll never be able to sell back off
Not really here for thread, just here to appreciate Mads Mikkelsen
>>745944809
I hear you bro
Check this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-x6qqNy0mo
>>745944918
Thanks bro, fucking good shit
>>745944736
Right?
>mfw i will never be free of the shitcoin sscam shills
>>745937006
My advice is to not listen to this faggot.
Just masturbate before making any decision and you'll be fine.
>>745944736
Lol, yea, try argue with 100x ROI. Try...
At the end of the day, it doesn't really matter.
>>745943375
>>745943181
If you can't pay off a house in 15 years, you bought a house that was beyond your means. Not everyone gets to live in a 300k 5 bed.
>>745922228
Wow... that is great advice. I never thought of it that way. Thank you anon
>>745922150
Roll
Help me /b/ i have a crush on this girl and usually i just get girls to fuck around but with this one its all different i want to be serious with her we are friends for few years now not something special but idk how to make a move on her
>>745922766
but how to make her chase me? be her friend? i mean i need to do something in order to capture her interest, right?
Never bet on the white guy
>>745945421
Have you seen houseprices these days?
It's not 20 years ago when you bought your house for a year's wages faggot.
>>745924949
I think a lot of guys get wrapped up in the "love is all you need" mindset from seeing others enjoy relationships, listening to songs/watching movies where the "love" aspect is blown out of proportion..
then they overestimate its importance and and become depressed when they don't get to experience it, don't focus on themselves so they aren't good company. E ven for being alone. Like they're always missing something.
Then again, a lot don't even want that shit, they just want sex, but fail to get that as well and it's understandable as to why that eats at a lot of men.
>>745945947
Your assumptions about me are wrong.
>>745946036
But not the faggot part.
>>745945804
Make her chase you? Why would you want this? Extrapolate this out ten years, are you going to stay at home with the kids while she goes to work? Are you going to be the one wearing an apron baking Christmas cookies whiles she's out in work boots with the kids chopping down the Christmas tree?
>>745946163
kek
>>745946220
what
>>745922228
God damn dude. Makes me reeeaally feel
1. Use protection.
2. Don't stick your dick in a crazy.
3. Never regret it. Doesn't matter if she was fat or had a dick. Sex is fun.
>>745922208
trips is truth
1)fap before making any important decisions.
2)if you think you have a drinking problem, you probably do.
3)don't have more than one credit card
4) people only know what you tell them
5)don't skip class
>>745922827
i like this
These threads are usually pretty good, but the best advice I have for this one is ignore everything you've read here... holy shit.
To all virgins: Fapping feels better than sex
There i just ruined your lifelong dream that sex is some heavenly god tier pleasure on your dick that will make you cum in milliseconds from pure joy
You know what you like better than anyone else. Where to stroke, how hard to grasp it, how fast to stroke, even what degree your hand is at when you stroke. It all makes a HUGE difference, and for that reason, fapping will always feel better.
Do NOT get desperate. EVER. NEVER EVER. I don't care how horny or ugly you think you are, don't EVER settle.
If you wouldn't put your tongue on it, don't put your dick in it.
Work on your body. Hit the gym. If you can't do that, do some pushups and situps at home. Clean yourself up, shower and make sure you smell good. Get yourself in the habit so it becomes an everyday routine instead of a chore.
The first couple weeks will be hard, after that you will see life improvement. When you look and smell better, you feel better, and you will be more comfortable in all situations.
The only thing stopping you from becoming who you dream you could be, is that feeling of gravitational pull telling you not to do it, also called "Lazyness".
Get up, Clean yourself up, Curl some weights, Repeat, Get laid, Be happy.
>>745947031
lol, you've never had sex.
>>745935808
>if she mentions 'feminism' or any type of liberal/sjw dogwhistle term like "trans acceptance", "Islamophobia" or "people of color", dump her immediately.
can highly confirm
>>745944654
are you a jew?
no racist. just wondering
Don't be in a serious relationship until you're 25+ and have a real job. If you already have a kid you fucked up
>>745924976
As someone who was rescued by police on the day a pedo was taking me to my death, thank you for everything you've done. I wish I could hug you.
