To all straight male anons, if you were offered $15,000 to have your anus fucked for 10 minutes by a gay man, would you do it?
>Gay man has an average sized dick so no colossus cock
>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret, no one will ever know, no IRS or people knowing what you did
Who wouldn't. gibbe some vodka and lets do it
>>745920911
15K, under those conditions - probably
would do it free
>>745920911
Sure. Who cares. Lots of people do it for free and have a great time, can't be all bad can it?
>>745921008
>Who wouldn't
I wouldn't.
$15k isn't enough to cover the life long internal shame and disgust of having sold myself like that
>>745920911
maybe, if I could bang a hot chick in the ass in the meanwhile to distract me of the man. than yes
>>745920911
under those circumstances, of course I would. 15K is a lot for a millennial.
>>745920911
Absolutely. I'd do it for free. Life is short, I'll try just about anything once. I'm a mid life crisis married dad.... otherwise I'd give it a go now.
One stipulation... he's got to be hung like hell. It's got to be lame getting fucked by a tiny dick.
>>745921134
>15k
>>745920911
I would. Most straight guys would.
Where the fuck are you gonna find someone who wants to fuck specifically you for that much money?
Hell just because of the rareness of opportunity id prob do it for $2k.
Wouldn't do it for less than that though, I'd suck him off for $250 though. No Homo.
Only if they're polite about it, for 15 maybe we can do an Andy six who knows...
>>745920911
I'm not worth that much.
>>745921359
so youre are just a full on closet fag
>>745920911
Yes, i think i could do that. I would want it mostly on my terms though. I'm not putting my face down or being aggressive with me, and you're not pounding me hard. You must use a condom too. That would be well worth the money for me.
>>745920911
even if I said yes, I dont think I could do it when it would come down to it. taking a dick in my ass is just not my thing
>>745920911
I would be Gay for Pay!
Wish someone would just do it to me.
I would squeeze his dick with my ass, dressed like a girl, multiple times for that much
>>745921134
>lifelong internal shame
Well there's your problem, you have self-esteem issues.
Only if I can do it everytime I want $15k
I mean, I'm already psychologically damaged anyway. A once off is kot worth it. A steady stream of income on the pther hand...
Not gonna suck that dick tho
>gets ass fucked
>k wheres my money?
>what money?
>mfw
>>745920911
Yes
>>745920911
Yeah. Fucking go for it. My asshole is for sale.
>>745922528
But seriously, what are the rules? I assume its half money first then half money later, becuase
I actually would do it, i could do alot with 7500.
>>745920911
>gay
FUCK YOU FAGGOT
GET THE FAGGOT THREADS THE FUCK OFF OF /b/
MODS HOW ABOUT A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD? THIS SHIT ISN'T RANDOM, IT'S FUCKING SPAM!
>>745922971
Whoa bud.
>>745922528
only a faggot wouldn't demand money upfront
I'd try to negotiate a little bit. But probably yeah. I'm poor af and could live like two years with that money, so.
>>745921134
Faggot
>>745922971
being a gay nigger is the true masterrace nowadays, so fuck off with your homophobia, faggot cunt
>>745920911
Been getting fucked by the system for 30 years so yes what's 10 minutes or whatever more
sure why not
>>745923253
thats a great joke man, really original, great OC
>>745923554
You you like that?
Have some more
>>745921626
Nope. It's more of a sensation type thing for me. I have zero interest in cuddling/kissing a man.... but I'd like to experience the sensation of anal sex. If you want to be a big ol pussy and call that gay... then go ahead. Doesn't really bother me. Pretty secure bro.
>>745923716
saying that getting fucked fucked in the ass isnt gay and that you are secure about it, doesnt make it less gay. it only makes you a bigger closet fag for not admitting that getting fucked in the ass is pretty fucking gay
My coworker wouldn't suck a dick for a billion, makes fun of me because ive said i would. Also believes earth is flat because hayzues
>>745921135
Have you ever tried to ignore a dick in your ass before? It's kinda hard.
>>745924394
what is this, are you trying to get sympathy on /b/ because your coworker called you a faggot?
>>745924457
was that pun intended?
>>745924457
I have never had sexual intercourse with a male before and I am not planning on it either good sir. have you ?
>>745924581
No what is humor
Only if he promises to clean up and suck my dick afterwards
Definitely. I'd do it for $1000
>>745924598
Yeah I'm gay, I only top. I got fucked for like 2 mins by 4 inches of steel one time. It was awful haven't gone back.
>>745920911
Where did you find an std free gay man?
>>745920911
Ya.
I'd buy $15,000 worth of ethereum and be a millionaire
15k?
Nigga I'd do a "white twink gets gangbanged by 100 bbc" typa porn for 15k
>>745924668
do you have that much though
>>745924801
fuck, are things that bad for you? or do you just like black dick?
>>745920911
Nope, not even for a million dollars..
>>745920911
>STD free gay man
>Guaranteed secret, no one will ever know, no IRS or people knowing what you did
With these two. The money is a bonus.
>>745924985
Would you do it for your own Mormon planet and 300 sisterwives?
>>745920911
i would ill just imagine a girl with a strap on
>>745924985
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot
>>745922469
> i don't like being fucked in the ass for 15k$
> you have self-esteem issues.
just kill yourself faggot, not everyone is a greedy piece of shit with no morals like you
Do I need to be awake and aware?
>>745925221
you dont know his financial situation, maybe he's really rich and a million isn't that much for him, but I doubt it
>>745920911
>implyig those kiles over at the irs wont be able to sniff out the 15,000 that magically appeared in my bank account
Oh boy this really is hypothetical
>>745920911
I'd do it for 3k
>>745922469
apparently you have money issues, poorfag
>>745925280
oh yeuh you could just pop a bar of xans you wont remember a thing, i love anal so i personally wouldnt
>>745925512
Deal
>>745924519
kinda, you offering?
Yes I would.
>>745925653
seriously though ive done alot of xanex and all i remember is sniffing it
>>745920911
add two 9 in front of that number and im in.
>>745920911
Yes, I would even rim him. I need money.
>>745920911
Id do it for free, so yeah, hook me up. Can it be a little longer though? 10 minutes won't be enough for me.
ok sure
>>745924867
No yes, My job only pays rent, food, etc. I don't have any money to buy extra stuff so that is why
>>745920911
Why not?
I'd do it for a Klondike bar
>>745921359
only if you like having your asshole torn open to the point youre bleeding everywhere, especially if youre taking it for the 1st time
>>745926257
>like it can be worse than a fat shit
>>745920911
Yeah, but I'm sure the gay guy and the person who paid would know about it
>>745920911
Im a straight guy and i have this guy that wants to pay me 300 bucks a visit to sit with him and watch tv naked. Should I do it bros?
>>745920911
Nope. Not for $15k or any amount.
I would hower consider fucking someone's ass. But getting buttfucked, no, never.
>>745926620
Id do it. 300 bucks is 300 bucks.
>>745926620
>watch tv naked
>get drugged and buttraped
Yeah, sounds like a solid plan.
>>745926849
Yea i think Im going to. Im a little nervous though honestly hahah
>>745926941
He sounds like a nice guy. Hes just lonely and divorced, its kind of sad. hes super rich though. Hes not gonna drug me. But i am afraid he'll make a move and try to bang me or something
Yeah. I like getting pegged by my wife now and then. Plus I'm a people pleaser.
As long as I don't have to get my face too close.
>>745921134
its $15,000 you dumb nigger
thats probably more than you've fucking made in your life
Literally free 15k and people are like nuh uh muh homos
>>745927045
Meh. I'd probably throw in a handjob for 300. Just a little worried his "moves" might include roofies and buttrape. How about this:
>watch Netflix naked at YOUR place
>set up hidden cam
Worst case: he drugs and buttrapes you but you'll own his rich ass forever.
No cause money doesn't mean much to me as long as I can eat and keep the lights on.
It depends on how much money is a lot to you. $15k isn't a lot to me. I wouldn't scrub a nasty toilet public bowl for $15k, no way I'm gonna take a dick in my ass for it.
>>745927375
>>745927192
Did it occur to you that for some people, i.e. obviously not your soon to be buttfucked broke ass, $15k really isn't that much money?
>>745925266
Amen
You could take 4 people on an extravagant vacation for 10 days to fucking Atlantis, eating out every meal and drinking all day every day.
How the fuck is anyone considering anything besides gritting your teeth for 10 minutes?
>>745927549
Hes not gonna drug me if i never drink or eat anything he gives me. im not really worried about that
>>745925407
They don't really do that. Just make the deposits less than 10k and you're fine. Report it as gambling winnings if you are retardedly paranoid.
>>745928104
>gritting your teeth
I think you mean rolling your eyes back while you moan like a bitch, with your tongue hanging out
Yeah sure, I'd do it for about $100 minimum
>>745926948
Well you know he's going to try to turn it into more than watching TV. You might say that you'd not let that happen, but you also might surprise yourself. Don't do it if you aren't ready to fuck him.
>>745920911
what is the IRS and why would they know about a faggot fucking me in the ass for 15k?
>>745928295
Lost
>>745920911
It would be hard for me to collect 15,000$ to get assfucked but probably with these terms I'd get the money somehow.
Cash up front, I'll do it.
>>745928194
Spoken like a dumb, naive college freshwoman.
Okay then, have fun.
>>745921134
hahaha fuck u tard
>>745920911
ITT OP has $15,000.
>>745928680
Also: do you know any females with your mindset? Asking for a friend.
If so, set me up and we'll uh, Netflix and chill. ^_^
>>745927192
>thats probably more than you've fucking made in your life
The hell? that's shits pretty much min wage, get more than that shit per year working at maccies.
>>745928781
I wish
>>745928680
>why would he drug someone willing
>>745920911
Yep, i could have a pretty much fun with 15k$ in Vodkaland.
>>745920911
fuq yeah b
>>745928680
wtf is he gonna do? stick a needle in my arm? Girls get drugged cause theyre drunk and stupid.
>>745920911
twice my annual salary for 10 minutes of taking a dick. Sorely (no pun intended) tempting
>>745929236
wtf kind of job do you have? do you sell lemonade on the corner?
>>745929306
You never heard of the second and third world or something?
Under those conditions fuck fucking yeah I would
>>745929379
oh......forgot about those places. sorry. you should come over to the greatest country ever. its a lot better
i'd do it for a grad, but would require a few large cocks
>>745920911
HOLYSHIT I fucking LOL'd @ the IRS not knowing.
My fucking sides are in orbit.
fuck me daddy... hell yes 15k like i'm gonna go gay for that kind of money
>>745922528
top kek
51 year old heterosexual male here. I'd take it for 15K. HMU for my virgin balloon knot.
>>745921104
/thread
nobody is straight
everyone is bisexual
>>745929869
IRS woudn't care about you getting $15k anyway
what kinda ass is worth $15K? I could get a harem of top tier pro whores for that kind of money.
>>745922971
I've been saying this for years. We exiled the bronies. Time for the fags and trap loving fags in denial to follow their banishment.
>>745927858
I'm not anywhere near broke but fuck me if i wouldnt take free money
>>745928245
This guy bet me $15k that my asshole wasn't big enough for his dick, I sure showed him lol
>>745920911
GTFO with your fantasies you disgusting fucking faggot.
>>745929160
that's what women think right before they get hit by my blowdart filled with nyquil
>STD free
>Gay man
Which is it?
>>745930840
not mutually exclusive ya dumb bass
>>745920911
Nah, probably not to be honest.
15k doesn't seem like that much money to get my ass fucked.
>>745920911
Hell yes.
I would be proud if someone offered fucking 15k to fuck me. Hell, he could fuck me for an hour. 15k/h is a pretty premium prostitute.
>>745920911
yes
no
>>745920911
15k, for ten minutes.
That's nothing, and even thought 15k is not a huge sum of money, it's 10 fucking minutes.
Seeing as i sell my body anyway yes
>>745922971
mod here
this isn't spam
why?
well i've never seen this type of thread before
>>745920911
I'm straight, broke, and unemployed. Any offers?
I'm not even gay and I'd take a dick for half that
>>745921134
If getting fucked in the ass gets inside your head that much you're probably a home, fag.
>>745925266
This
>>745920911
what kind of dumb shit question is this? Everyone would do this. The ones that say no? They're lying to us, and themselves. They'd probably take a reverse flesh shit for a fiver.
>>745934290
so everyone is bisexual to some degree
>>745920911
In a heart beat. I'd pull my pants down right then n there.
>>745920911
15k and I get to see if I'm gay it's like a win win
>> Fuck yeah I would take a bone for 15k
>> Would prolly suck the dick of a dude for 1k if he was good looking and smelled nice lol
>>745920911
hey guaranteed 15k for ten minutes, I'd ask him to do it 3 times for 45k.
>>745934357
this is a scientific fact, the only reason men don't open up to it is because it's ingrained that it isn't masculine.
I don't even like when my hands brushes against a male friends hand while walking next to him, but 15k would solve way more problems in my life than a sore butthole
>>745934357
that's why the Romans had orgies involving the whole town.
Im willing to do this for $150
>>745920911
I partnered with a female escort and joined two more female escorts with a coked out dude. I got to fuck all the escorts while he watched then go my cock sucked by him then fucked him in the ass. Scored $4200.00
>>745920911
It's not worth the aids
>>745934582
Based.
>>745920911
Any time
>>745920911
as long as he is clean. yes.
>>745920911
Yes. I'd really like to have poppers for maximum enjoyment.
>>745920911
Up the ante, gay man is fat, hairy, smells like shit and is farting continuously. He's also licking your face the whole time.
>>745921134
Just scared you'd probably get addicted to it.
I'd do it. Would cut my debt in half and it would be a curiosity for me. Plus I may not hate it
>>745934197
a home?
>>745936244
I think he means a closet fag. A fag at home in secret
>>745935240
why would he pay for all the female escorts if he just wanted to do gay shit...
>>745936449
I think he means homo
>>745920911
as long as there is lube
>>745934749
It's different when it's your buddy, 15k for a stranger to fuck me in the ass I would do but I wouldn't agree to it if it was anyone I knew even if they were openly gay and no one cared about it
>>745920911
>Made 98k last year
I'll pass on this gays shit.
>>745920911
15k for free without consequences? why not
>>745920911
10 minutes is a long fucking time
Maybe 100k
>>745920911
Without hesitation
>>745935893
sounds kinky, I'd ask for 24k for 12 minutes.
>>745921134
>Getting fucked in the ass
>Life long trauma
>Getting one of the best orgasms in your life while some guy is stimulating your prostate is cause for life long trauma.
>>745937032
not really, gay sex is longer than straight sex cuz you have to go slow first.
>>745937211
well I mean if you're 12, yeah it would be pretty traumatic.
>>745936674
That's called being bi.
Reguardless of STD, Still must wear a condom, and can not bust a nut in me or on me. $30,000 and he can cum on my back $50,000 he can cum in my ass, $100,000 I'll swallow.
>>745937499
30k for ten minutes and "i get to bust a nut," FUCK that, i'd rather go with this guy>>745934582
he at least knows he's a cock whore.
>>745937321
No, if you're straight it would be pretty traumatic.
>>745937741
>doesn't consent
>doesn't understand sexual trauma
I bet you're one of those people who sues for rape after you consent to drunk sex.
>>745937734
Ok fine, he can cum on my back for $15,000, $30,000 for facial, how about that? Either way I'll finish him off.
>>745938106
that's more like it.
>>745938106
My dignity isn't cheap
>>745938309
if it's about dignity, then stop beating the bushes and just admit it's self-esteem.
guaranteed no one will find out, and you're worried about your self image.
No STDs and no one would know. $15,000. It is a no brainer. It might be fun and make $15,000 with no risk. Done deal!
>>745930358
This. Wouldn't turn down such an offer though.
>>745920911
I'd do it for 50K
Nope>>745920911
>>745921572
Fuck you faggot. Feel better you colossal disappointment.
>>745920911
How about, "Would you fuck 15000$ to save A gay man?"
>>745938607
Damn Rick, your grandson comes out on the internet and you hit him with that heavy life shit.
Yes if I can back out after he puts his penis inside me and it hurts too much. Otherwise I'd do it for 50k.
>>745920911
Obviously, I need that money mane I would just load up on painkillers like 20 mins before and take it
>>745938240
>>745938309
If I'm going gay for the first time plus whoring myself out, it'll cost him.
I never said he could never cum, just have to do it in the condom for $15,000, but I see that is a lot of money so what the hell I can shower after
>>745924985
Wow, you're crazy. For that much, I'd let a dude fuck me, we can cuddle after, I'll give him a hand job in the shower, fall asleep together, make him breakfast on the morning, maybe a second quick fuck if I can't get out of it, and give him a big ol' kiss to send him off on his day.
>>745938708
don't worry, I'll be gentle
sign me up for gayville for 15k
>>745920911
My dignity is worth more than 15k.
>>745939155
No it isn't.
>>745921572
You deserve to be fucked with no pay faggot haaa haaa
>>745920911
I literally just had a dick in my butt about an hour ago. Where is my money???
>>745920911
$17500 and you gotta deal, mister!
>>745938865
That's literally the salami for my cheese
>>745939574
How dors it feel? I've been in an ass before but never had a duck in mine. In spirit of the thread please describe
>>745920911
ya I think I would on a regular basis
first pay for college, then get a new car
>>745939933
Feels like my bfs hot warm cock in me, I dunno how to describe it better lol, quit being a fag and take dick
>>745920911
Sure, I'd need certified papers that he's STD free and cash upfront tho
>>745928295
Damn that's lewd.. tbh I would probably do it for free, but 15k is a nice plus.
Heterosexual 21/yo
Would do it
>>745940351
you aren't hetero then
>>745940173
Give me $15,000 and I'll take yours. Double that and I'll let you and your boyfriend spitroast me
>>745939933
so at first you feel like this fleshy bump kinda poking your bum and if you clench on it it feels super good before you get penetrated, but i guess if you don't have T H I C C cheeks you wont ever know that, getting your hole slapped by dick is kinda like patting your hole with your hand but it's more arousing.
when you get penetrated theres like a moment where your hole starts stretching past what's normal and then it stays stretched that wide, that's usually the moment that gets me like diamonds for hours.
feeling balls slap between your cheeks is erotic as FUCK.
also the faster they go the more inaccurate the thrusts are, and they start hitting your prostate by accident, especially if you bend your hips up, that makes me cum every time.
>>745940434
everyone here is either a bottom or closeted homosex.
>>745920911
Sure, it would help my family a lot and its 10min
>>745940794
Not a homosexual, bi curious...of course. I'm human, and to deny it would be hypocritical of anyone. Just like I'm sure a gay man, once in a while, wonders what sex with a woman is like
>>745920911
>$15k
>Not $1.5 mill
I'd do that gay shit for no less than $1mill
>>745920911
lets go for 20k and deal?
>>745920911
only is you say ''no homo'' after you're done
>>745920911
Yes
>>745921134
Fuck these queers and poorfags...nope.
>>745941967
Why $20,000 is that extra $5,000 really gonna change anything.
>>745920911
For any guy? No chance… for a cute one - maybe… for a number way bigger than that…
for 15k I may fuck him… maybe…
>>745942942
sure faggot, keep lying to yourself.
>>745920911
Hell yeah
>>745942642
and only on a tuesday
>>745921134
>sold myself like that
15k for ten minutes? You are basically top of the line, nothing better, premium shit for that much money. Even the most expensive slut isn't that expensive for 10 minutes.
>>745942942
You're just jealous we are making the choice, but your uncle made the choice for you when you were little. It's o.k. it's not your fault
>>745921134
Damn right. Too many poor faggots here. My ass is exit only. $15K or $50K
>>745943033
The extra 5k will be spending money while the initial 15 will be used for investing
>>745920911
Bi vers here, would prefer a larger cock but hey, free money.
>>745943341
Ah, I broke it down earlier >>>>>745937499
But later changed it after some criticism
>>745938106
>>745920911
No. Not even for 140billons.
But i have No Problem with anal Play or pegging if i want to Explorer. Otherwiese j would so ist die free of i would Like to
>>745920911
I'd easily do it. 15 grand is a ton of money for 10 minutes of anal. Hell, for 15 grand you can fun in my ass
>>745920911
Coming here was a mistake. I'm sure i made myself gay but mind break has always been a kink of mine so i guess i liked the idea of someone forced against their will to like something and actually enjoying it. I went to trap and gay threads all the time and it fucked my mind up. I'm not even sure i wanna be a guy anymore.
>>745944650
Mind breaking? Nobody here is being forced, all volunteering, or selling out for a dick in the ass. But i get what you're saying. never been with a man, nor do i desire men. I am bi curious. Just wonder what it's like. Am I afraid I'd like it, not really, because I will always find women appealing.
>>745939275
Yes, it actually is. You all value yourself so little.
>>745920911
>std free gay man
>>745945206
So what STD do you have then?
>>745930578
>fuck me if I wouldn't take free money
Either way this anon is getting fucked
>>745945464
Liberalism
>>745920911
$30,000 and you have yourself a deal friend
>>745945667
This thread is about "straight" men being fucked in the ass for money. Leave your faggot ass politics out of it please
>>745920911
Fuck yeah i would no shame. 15 grand? He can tell as many people as he wants fuck he could sends pics of me getting sodomized to my grandparents for all i care
>>745945206
because as soon as you have anal sex, you get AIDs right?
that's why everyone who fucks girls in the ass is HIV+ right?
unless you only get it from male asses, in which case I guess every man has HIV am I right?
Been in here a while now and getting more curious by the minute. Think I'm going to the local open store,getting a dildo, warm it up in some hot water and see what's what
>>745920911
If I could choose the man
>>745947154
Do it. Feels great
>>745947194
Agreed
>>745945725
That will be two guys then
Sure. Why not.
>>745920911
Fucking obviously, $15,000 is a fucking shit ton of money. Must use lube and go slow.
>>745947238
Have any ideas of what I can use around the house so I don't have to buy anything? Plus if I wait too long and go someplace I may lose my nerve.
>>745925266
You didn't say you don't like getting fucked in the ass... you said you would feel guilty for the rest of your life.
>also arguing the rightness of your morals
>self esteem issues confirmed
>>745920911
U hiring? Virgin butthole here. AMA.
>>745947741
Have kik? We can talk better there
>>745920911
i would do it in a heartbeat and i would probably halfway enjoy it, i think i'm like 80% straight 20% gay though
>>745948023
I do not. Other than the occasional 4chan I do no social media.
>>745948023
Nothing too hard like a broom stick or some shit like that. I'm diamonds right now and trying to think of comparisons
>>745948254
You could use a sharpie for something small or like a large carrot or small cucumber for a big thing. Use a ton of lube and finger first to stretch.
any tips on enjoying dildo play? I like the feel of it inside me, but it takes so damn long to stretch my hole so it doesn't tear, and then I just jack off anyway cause it's not easy to move on it.
>>745948518
Use more lube. The more lube, the better it feels
>>745948472
Ha, this is my sharper and the first thing I grabbed, thought I would be too hard
>>745920911
If he wore a uniform i might consider it
>>745948796
That sharpie will work fine. Ease into it and use alot of lube. Also finger yourself to get lube in your ass before you put the sharpie in
>>745920911
i don't have 15k
I would agree to it and take it up the ass, but afterwards, id give him the $, and say it felt so good, I should be paying him.
No chance, not for $15k. Start at a mill and maybe i'd consider it otherwise no chance.
>>745949399
>>745948796
you don't need alot of lube, only enough to cover your hole, then finger yourself to work it in.
apply enough to cover the hole again before putting the sharpie in.
> implying straight men exist
> implying that even if they did, that they would be on /b/
>>745949399
Nope, not liking it. Gotta figure something else out real fast
>>745921134
You sell yourself to your employer everyday.
Whever it's a gay dude pounding you in the ass or and old dude pounding you in your metaphorical ass all day, it's really the same thing.
It's all relative.
>>745920911
Do I reserve the right to enjoy myself
>>745920911
>$15,000
Absolutely, and I'd do it for a lot less than that, too.
I'd be platonically honored if any homo wanted to fuck me for more than, oh, say $20.
That being said, even though that's what I think I'm worth, I wouldn't do it for that little, because there are easier and less gay ways of making $20.
>>745927192
really? So how do you think average people can afford cards dumbfuck?
>>745920911
Without a second thought. It's a clean $15k ffs
>>745950576
yeah at least this is quick. I'd do it for 18k though. 100k if it was public.
>>745921104
>would do it free
OP is that you?
Hell ya nukka. 15k I wipe out my student debt. I've been paying that shit for 8 months and the thought of working as hard as I am to pay it off within the year depresses me. I'd take that dick for an hour. But since it's being offered for 10 minutes even better.
>>745950933
clean 15k, dirty colon.
Yee
>>745949399
>>745950437
Im using baby oil, does that make a difference, i dont have lube
>>745951232
>dirty colon.
gross dude, i'm straight but i'd still show some basic fucking respect and douche first
>>745940508
sounds pretty fucking hot
i change my mind to yes
>>745951507
I know right. Really peeked my interest
>>745950576
>>745951377
silicone lube is the best option honestly.
Source: Am Trap.
>>745951657
Just don't think there is anybody willing to pay that much for my virgin asshole, or even half that
>>745920911
100,000 and only if I fuck first
>>745920911
$15k for 10 minutes of discomfort?
Of course I would do it.
An entire EIGHT HOURS of discomfort at work only earns me about $300.
>>745951712
Yeah got none of that, and I'm starting to lose my nerve and my erection. The sharpie kind of ruined it for me a bit.
>>745920911
would do for free, the money is extra
>>745921444
checked
>>745951991
baby oil should work fine, but honestly a sharpie doesnt compare to dick or a dildo.
>>745921134
sounds like something a faggot would say...
>>745953301
It's less of a faggot allowing somebody to fuck you in the ass?
>>745953793
pffft of course.
as if you even need to ask, homo.
>>745952961
Sharpie was too hard and was not comfortable. Need firm, not hard
>>745953978
try with some fingers, like i said sharpie doesn't compare to dick or dildos.
