Alright /b/ros Dubs decides Get me laid
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Alright /b/ros
Dubs decides
Get me laid
>>700431478
What is your fetish and why is it the same as mine?
>>700431478
Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease *sad face I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~* *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your daddy meat* I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles*
>>700431478
Nice profile pic, are you a dank memer too?
>>700431678
Roll
>>700431683
roll
WATCH ME TAKE A SHIT ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR ILL EVEN LET YOU EAT IT
I'm going to be blunt here, I hate niggers. Do you feel the same way or are we going to have a problem?
Would be interested in coming to my parents house to play pokemon go? There's a bunch of good pokemon that pop up in the basement.
>>700431788
winrar
>>700431636
>700431636
reroll
>>700431788
we have a winrar
tell her you have aids
>>700431788
not gonna do it, gay as shit
>>700431788
Ruined the thread before it even started.
Before we go any further I am legally obliged to inform you that i am a registered sex offender
>>700431788
Oh shit RiP OP ,, but dubs are dubs , deliver faggot
I am a fucking loser that fantasizes about fucking you
My grandfather is so autistic he molests me
>>700431478
"Like my pupper?"
>>700432000
>>700432022
So many winrar
Welp we are off to a rough start
how is your life going? you seem like you need a good fuck
OP won't deliver because he cut off his balls to become a sissy faggot.
>>700432000
>>700432022
here we go
>>700432114
>>700432124
I STAND CORRECTED OP IS NOT A FAG I AM THE FAG
>>700432124
>>700432114
Excuse me?
>>700432000
now this OP>>700432114
I am homeless can I stay warm in your vagina
We got a live one boys
nah jk bitch but seriously you got any top kek dank memes u can share?
i hate my life and the only way i enjoy it is by fucking ugly girls. want to help me out?
>>700432000
Sorry about that last text, my friend grabbed my phone thinking he was funny. Anyway, we should meet up for some coffee, unless it's near a playground. I have to stay 300 yards away from them.
Can I pour Taco Bell fire sauce in your ass and dip my burrito in it?
>>700432244
win
r
a
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>>700432244
ayy ,, OP is getting rekt
I'm gonna grape you
>>700432374
Roll
>>700432339
rollin for this
>>700432343
Rolling for this
>>700432429
Roll
you look like a nigger.
i hate niggers
If god doeesnt exist, how do you exist?
Checkmate atheists
>>700432343
Rolling
What would you say if you saw a dead body ??????
ive got one-
sorry girl that was someone fucking around your really pretty id like to spend sometime with you maybe we should meet up soon?
boy that will really get her
>>700432536
Check mate
I wanna shave your head and impale you with a forklift then punch your belly and piss on your face.
This me xD
>>700432309
"sorry fam, im busy memein. Also, i bet ur pussy tastes like a dead cat's anus."
>>700432636
Roll
>>700432583
im gonna roll 4 this because it could lead to potential sharing of the pussy
>>700432591
drunk with love for you
Is your name Ray Chell or RuhShell you dumb nigger.
Am not drink my mum says me a good boy for tendies >.>
Ayy gurl lemme get a peek at dat puss puss
>>700432636
hhhnnnnnggg
sauce
>>700432591
drunk on love
>>700432771
Roll
>>700432784
Reroll
roll
Hey, can you help castrate me?
>>700432343
rolllll
You'd be hotter if you were like 10 years younger xD
>>700432784
Kek
>>700432901
roll
>>700432913
Roll
>>700432901
rolling
Sorry my friend took my phone
May I see your tits milady *tips fedora*
>>700432901
reroll
>>700431678
roll
>>700432343
rolling
>>700432591
Look I'll level with you here Rachel. I'm fucking hammered and headed down I-90 with a dead mexican in the trunk. I can't remember if I killed him or if it was Pablo but that doesn't matter now. I may only have a few precious hours to live and I want to spend it with your tight little pussy wrapped around my glorious 4 inch dick. What do you say? Will you make a doomed mans wish come true?
Holocaust isn't real
>>700432591
drunk on your intestinal juices
>>700432809
No drunk, I swear to officer, I'm not god.
>>700433089
come on
>>700433070
rolling
Hitler did nothing wrong.
>>700433070
THIS
If you don't reply to this thread, your mother will die in her sleep.
>>700432901
kek, I want this
>>700433200
WINRAR
>>700433070
Rollan for dis
>>700433200
wiinnar
>>700433070
Please I need this
>>700433070
ROLL m8
>>700433200
Do eeet
You're drunk faggot
>>700433070
roll for this
>>700433200
do eet!
>>700433208
Replying
Let me drink something from your ass
>>700433377
Winrar
>>700433070
kek
Look I'll level with you here Rachel. I'm fucking hammered and headed down I-90 with a dead mexican in the trunk. I can't remember if I killed him or if it was Pablo but that doesn't matter now. I may only have a few precious hours to live and I want to spend it with your tight little pussy wrapped around my glorious 4 inch dick. What do you say? Will you make a doomed mans wish come true?
>>700433377
Kek
op is gone??/
>>700433447
it already won
KEK this shit is hilarious guys
Look I'll level with you here Rachel. I'm fucking hammered and headed down I-90 with a dead mexican in the trunk. I can't remember if I killed him or if it was Pablo but that doesn't matter now. I may only have a few precious hours to live and I want to spend it with your tight little pussy wrapped around my glorious 4 inch dick. What do you say? Will you make a doomed mans wish come true and suck my glorious pee pee?
Lets wait guys, op will surely deliver
>>700433200
Will OP deliver on my goods
welp rip op i guess
>>700433468
It takes a while to text someone, wait for a response, screenshot it, and post it.
Look, I'll make it short, sweet and to the point. LET'S FUCK NIGGAAAAA AYYYYYYY LMAOOO. On my way to your house, hope you're shaved
>>700433528
Sorry, my friend grabbed my phone, so I took it back and locked myself in my bathroom. Want to go out for a coffee later?
>>700433528
what makes you think I'm asking as if I care if you want to or not?
>>700433528
I don't know what you're talking about, Im gay
>>700433528
I'm not lying Rachel. It was a coke deal gone bad. I knew the fucking Guatemalans would pull this shit. They killed Benny and now Pablo's making a run for the border. I just need some pussy tonight and maybe this will all have been worth it. Obviously I don't want to lead the cops to your place, that's too dangerous. How about we meet at the TGI Friday's and fuck in the handicapped stalls?
>>700433528
oOh j4ke ;)
>>700433760
roll
>>700433528
charge your phone
and rolling for O-oooooooooo AAAAE-A-A-I-A-U- JO-oooooooooooo AAE-O-A-A-U-U-A- E-eee-ee-eee AAAAE-A-E-I-E-A-JO-ooo-oo-oo-oo EEEEO-A-AAA-AAAAO
>>700433718
rollin
>>700433797
I need this
Do you mind licking my anus. It itches REALLY BAD.
Gonna catch em all cuz he is Danny phantom
>>700433760
roulnig
>>700433718
Kek'ed
>>700433528
I dont care what you want, I am coming to your home, get ready for anal rape, I am sick you getting fucked by my dad, I wanna be a man now
deport me daddy
>>700433797
Rolling
>>700433797
The plot thickens, rolling
>>700433528
but i have a bonner and it wants to be slapped in between your two all beef patties. cum on bb don't be stuck up
>>700433797
rolling
>>700433718
REROLL
My rectum is clenched
>>700433797
I'll keep trying
>>700434001
damn, so close to trips
>>700433827
Is that tarzan boy?
this isnt jake bitch this is.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................rick harrison
>>700433797
Rereroll
Listen to me right now. I'm outside your fucking window. And I'm gonna give you 10 seconds. If you don't come outside in the next 10 seconds I'm gonna fucking break it down. Get the FUCK out here, bitch.
>>700433797
rolling, the dream is real bois
>>700433797
rollarino
>>700433528
you're right. I am lying. I dont want to fuck you. I want you to fuck me. Ive got a few strap ons to choose from, i think you'll like them. They are pretty cute. I got a little asian one all the way up to a 12 inch nigger monster (my favorite). But i also love being fisted. Think you can get two fists in me? ive been trying for quite some time, but havent managed. maybe tonight is the night...
>>700434001
>>700434000
Stole mah damn trips
I Put on My Robe and Wizard Hat
sorry racheal, my side bitch is just mad at me she grabbed my phone and started trying to ruin my friendships, she was doing it to dave to. don't worry she's unconcious now, hit her with a shovel.
wanna cum over and masturbate over her body?
>>700433528
YUNG JAKE
>>700433911
Do it
>>700433797
re-rollan
>>700433528
What about a bj?
>>700434116
rerole
>>700433997
roll
>>700434054
It's actually "Brain Power"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpqTJP6ba0o
>>700433797
roll for this one guys it is the hidden lore of op (jake)
>>700434169
rolling
>>700434193
for the love of kek
>>700434222
trips
>>700434237
reroll
>>700434222
Checked
>>700434222
wanrir
I understand that, but I am too lonely, sometimes I got autistic, I thought you would understand, all I want is little bit of love from you
>>700433797
ROLL
Prepare your puss baby, I'm cummin over to give you the salami stick.
>>700434289
rereroll
>>700434116
rolllll
>>700434169
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL AND PATRICK BATEMAN, OH GODS OF 4CHAN LET THINE DUBS REIGN UPON MY ROLL
>>700434116
rollre
>>700434222
winzip
>>700433797
I need this
>>700434441
reeer
>>700433797
>16
let's get this
Used this ome due to popular demand, and because its hilarious
Keep going
>>700434234
http://youtu.be/N_724ja9d48 actually sounds similar.
>>700433797
Roll it
>>700434384
Roll
Let's be honest, fucking is the least of your worries if I get hold of you. And, frankly, for what I have in mind it's better for us both if you're dead first.
>>700434522
the 2 guys you did a Threesome with, they told me
I'll bring my Sonic fan fiction.
>>700434655
fucking garbage dubs
>>700434655
WINRAR
Trying to fuck a handicapped girl. Not cool OP
>>700434655
Dub dubs
>>700434655
winnar
>>700434655
WINRAR
>>700434522
THEYRE COMING TO GET ME I CAN HEAR THEM OUTAIDE HELP RACHEL CALL THE POL
>>700434522
mysides.png
>>700434762
Roll
>>700434655
WinAMP
>>700434655
dont say that, make it they are my fuck buddies
Just send me a picture of some sharpies in your butthole and this will all be over
>>700434522
How is this so hard to understand? Benny is the dead mexican in the trunk and Pablo's the soon-to-be-dead fuck making a run for burrito-ville. I'm not joking Rachel. They're going to kill me. Just meet me at TGI Fridays and blow me in the bathroom while I shove chicken tendies up my ass. It's my last wish.
>>700434522
okay heres the deal racheal, i have 4 grand worth of coke in my ass and i want you to lick out at least 2 grand while pablo's dead eyes watch us do naughty things to eachother
>>700434655
I want to see this
my ass a full of doody I need a poopy change mommy wah wah I need to poopy change please mommy it is smelly :( mommy wah wah mommy please change me
Come over all ill make sure Pablo pays you a visit
>>700434889
>sharpies in your butthole
gtfo newfag
>>700434923
roolling
>>700434955
No.
Don't worry about them tonight it's just you, me, and the 4 kilos of cocaine that I took from them. We will live like the King and queen of Argentina once we build our empire but first you have to prove your loyalty only to me. Think about it the finest jewelry and anything else your heart could desire with an army of smugglers under our command
>>700434955
these dubs are such fucking trash tier.......
>>700434909
Rolll
Im in tears holy shit
>>700434955
Nice
>>700434909
kek
also roll
>>700434955
kek
>>700431678
yep
>>700435057
>>700435077
samefagging
>>700434923
>>700434989
rolling once more
>>700435040
yes
>>700434955
Unroll, this is shit
>>700435040
dont be embarassed I got fucked by them too
>>700435040
RiP
>>700435040
Type the chorus to Wake Me Up When September ends to her.
>>700435040
another friendship ruined
I'm gay
rachel... ive been lying this whole time ive been busy because after 5 years on the east coast i knew it was time to go home sweet told me moms is dead and now i just found out big smoke betrayed us he working for tenpenny now i have to kill him im on the way over with sweet wish me luck bitch. then when im done can suck my prolapse xdDdddDDDd
>>700435018
Reroll
>>700434909
roll
>>700434977
>Wendy's
bb cum buk pliz
>>700435149
roll
Give her kik, I am going to talk to her xD
>>700435120
fuck this shit
I shitted my undies
you're not done till i get some slob on this knob
>>700434909
this is the right answser. way to fuck up op
>>700435251
roll for this
>>700434955
Op here
Not doing this because its unfunny and autistic, /b/ has rules against 12 year olds on here time for bed
Do you like Wendy's? Cuz you're gonna love it Wendy's nuts slap your face.
>>700435149
reroll
>>700434522
just look bitch. I bet my friends $5 that i would screw you tonight, but i really dont want to do it because your ass is ugly as fuck, so im just fucking with you now so i dont have to fuck you. please dont make me do it. i can't back out of this bet. The only way out is either fucking you, or if you reject me, and lets face it, youve wanted my cock since day one.
>>700435251
this
WHERES MY FUCKING WEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700435149
rouling
>>700434522
Don't worry about those two. They'll have their heads on pikes soon enough. In the meantime, about our rendezvous. Is there anyway you can score an 8ball? I want to make sure I'm high as fuck while I try to wriggle my flaccid pecker into your snatch. Boy. This is gonna be fun. Don't wear underwear. Also, I'm gonna take pics while we do it and upload them online. I have about 12 basementfags who are trying to stiffen their waning boners. Also, dubs.
>>700435251
rolling for this lel
Cunt
>>700435409
come on
Mommyyyyy my tummy wummy was hurty wurty and I went and made some poopies
>>700435018
Rereroll
>>700435040
I'm sorry I just get really nervous around beautiful women and i have low blood sugar because my chicken tendies are still thawing out. Anyway wanna watch me jerk off?
>>700435353
Roll
>>700435416
Roll
>>700435508
Roll
>>700435519
roll
>>700435251
rolllllllll
>>700435533
winnar
She left me on read guys wat do
>>700435416
Rolll
>>700435628
NEW CONTACT
>>700435416
Rllng
>>700435353
role
niggers are in the back of my home attempting to break in to steal my fried chicken that I keep in my freezer so I'm going to unload a clip into their degenerate asses and then claim self defends and you know what bitch no ones going to help because niggers are fucking worthless that's right bitch say the opposite all you want but at the end of the day would you rather rely on a nigger or a proud white man with a gun and a job
>>700435628
jerk off, cum on your face, write "you did this to me" in sharpie on your chest (put sharpie in pooper), hang yourself, send her the picture.
>>700435416
That's awesome. Rolling
>>700435810
Roll
>>700435833
>winRAR
tell her a friend stole your phone
>>700435519
Rollin
>>700435833
Damn, you threw away your chance. Fuck you.
>>700435833
Winner
>>700435833
Rachel, I'm sorry, I've just had a crush on you ever since I met you. I don't know how to say this any other way and I cracked under the pressure that I might lose you to someone who's better than me.
>>700435628
go to her house
Wtf, shit he's alive fuck fuck fuck there was a bullet in his stomach, how is he alive. He's kicking and making noise at a traffic light fuuuuuck.
Please I need help, fuking help me
>>700435969
roll
fart in my face with as much velocity as you can muster
>>700435519
Roll for the tendies
>>700435628
Plz respond
>>700435833
Hahahahah yeah no im not gonna do this
Seriously though what should i do
Look, You obviously aren't interested in me, but you have to be interested in money, I will legitimately pay you five dollars to spit on me.
>>700436023
so close
>>700435963
roll
>>700435833
You must do this OP. Dubs speaks.
>>700436003
Also rolling that you send her this with the image.
>>700435833
fucking kek
>>700435963
roll
>>700436053
go to her house
>>700435628
I know you're there rachel, answer me now or things will get more interesting when I get to your place. Answer me now: we gonna fuck, you pick the place or I will
Don't ignore me you rancid swine
Link thread
>>700436123
reroll
>>700436003
Do dis
>>700436100
winrar
unfortunately
>>700436138
Kek
>>700435628
Role
I'm sorry that was my friend. I'm sorry but he's the exact opposite. He was joking about wanting your puss puss. I however am a gentleman and just want anal.
My butt cheeks are ready bb ;)
>>700436063
Winner
>>700435833
Send this to her? Just replace her with me
>>700436200
Winrar
>>700436209
Reroll
>>700436133
Win
>>700436003
Roll
