Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:>>700296108
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun. Long dick style!
Shinoa claimed
>>700300715
I don't like shitty idolmaster idols :^)
>Uh but it is.
>>700301419
Put a shirt on.
>>700301452
Surprisingly enough I'm done with OW till the Genji nerf patch. And yeah well guess what it doesn't HAVE to be you and you have no proof I enjoy being shipped with someone useless like you.
>>700301717
Oh I'm in the PDT, You know Cali life and all that :)
Nico claimed.
>>700301396
People were taking it as an insult earlier brah, shoulda seen it, it was amusing even kyouko replied
>>700301419
Of course, god bless these united states
>>700301662
FUCK YEAH *claps and fires m40s loudly*
still here. why doesn't anybody love me
>>700301689
Don't worry, I sleep on concrete anyway, sitting on wood or carpet is perfectly fine!
>>700301839
Recommend any guides for Nasus in particular? Or just generally browse around youtube tutorials?
Might sleep soon
Claiming the universe.
Most importantly, have fun!!
Yuki Nagato claimed.
Suck my fucking dick waifags
>>700302144
I love you smug.
But I'm not home do I can only lurk once or twice
Saber claim
>>700301419(tits bote)
>What's up my dudes
>Cheeky ceiling comment
Yeah only way it could've been worse is if I had a charlie horse too
>Tfw that's happened before
Maybe tomorrow we can hop on league if you're in the mood
Penny Claim~
>>700302137
Y'all niggas talkin bout my MERICA *whips out AR-15 with a 600 round drum clipazine.* HYEEEAAAA
Calamity-masu'd
How is everyone?
Clsimed.
here please pay attention to me
Claimu
>>700302346
>Dan, I don't know why you're doing this, but trust me, its not gonna bring me back. Not unless you stop being a fucking queer and quit fagging about and grow up.
>Dan, I don't know why you're doing this, but trust me, its not gonna bring me back. Not unless you stop being a fucking queer and quit fagging about and grow up.
>Dan, I don't know why you're doing this, but trust me, its not gonna bring me back. Not unless you stop being a fucking queer and quit fagging about and grow up.
>>700302254
>>700302346
Everyone get your 4chan passes warmed up.
We must spam and tell the cancer that it is cancer.
That will surely work, as it has worked for years.
this old man he played sticks he played nick nac on his six with a nic nac patty wak give a dog a bone this old man came rolling home
Claimed
>>700301452
I learned back in elementary and played all until the end of highschool. Its one of those "easy to pick up, difficult to master" things. I had an english teacher who would give a LOT of extra credit if you beat him so i just played him a bunch, I got an A in his class just by playing chess every other day, feels great
>"Whats wrong with frankie?"
>"Someone got em with the starch"
>>700301717
I didnt know he was gonna gank us all!
Ill fill your energy back up, have a mana potion
>>700302349
The spammers are getting to me ._.
>>700302414
Fuck off niggerfaggot nobody likes you go suck a hotdog through a garden hose.
>>700302346
am with you on this one
fuck this cancer
Sachi’s dead
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was drawfagging with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Chrishop, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said 4chan was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here
>>700302349
Hello, Yuno!
still here
and
>>700302349
not me friend. im not lonely enough to beg for attention from thread>>700302349
neither is this i dont write emoticons
>>700302165
Nasus in particular, but a general one or two isn't a bad idea. I mean I don't quite know what you need to learn still
>>700302414
Fine
>>700302414
>>700302144
Honestly you guys should go target someone more cancer like Nico. Tomoko anon is usually chill and cool. Go be a faggot to someone who deserves it if you must.
>>700302581
Samefagging gets you nowhere queer.
INTERNET HATE MACHINE
(Minus gay waifag threads)
It's time to shitpost!
>>700302694
>MUH INTERNET HATE MACHINE
>Global Rule 4
Eh I'm actually just going to go to bed.
>>700302765
Later ^^
>Penny~
>>700302137
HEY GUYS! DEMOCRACY IS KICKING IN!!!
>>700302615
Well, I just generally suck.
>>700302613
Spammer. Fake.
Queen of Moe reporting
>>700302137
Lmao. Booty hurt easily huh? Maybe forgotten what site theyre on
>>700301839
>>700302175
Lmao what's the dude streaming?
>>700301842
>>700302358
Lmao you must've got into so deep with school shopping to forget your date dude lol. Now what's this about nazi space marine?
>>700301982
>bun
<3
>>700302048
Hey now, that's not nice
Iowa claimed
>>700301452
Doing fine could be better. Still haven't really done anything yet. Hoping it gets better
>>700302117
Nah
>>700302137
Good man, thought I smelled a hint of commie fucker in you. What's up man
>>700302353
>you waited for it you fuck
It's been so long since I've had a charlie horse and wew boy that is one of the worst things.
Yea maybe. Again if I do have nothing planned I'll hit you up bud.
>>700302414
So you shitposters getting the attention you want? How did it get this bad for you that you had to come to losers like us for it.
>>700302622
But he's so easy
"here"
>>700302832
Fuck america
Not enough latin!
Actually going to sleep now
>>700302832
You have been playing for a week or two, chill
>>700302810
Thanks dude!
>>700302905
Mystery theater 3000
YO! /WAIFU/ MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS 2D SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SACHI!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS 2D JAPANESE SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
The customer is usually wrong; but statistics indicate that it doesn't pay to tell him so.
>>700302905
I was excited to help K out
>Plus my date was cool with it so it worked out.
I'm importing some Nazi stuff into Warhammer 40k Dawn Of War to make The Space 4th Reich.
>Angry Marine Anon is helping.
you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are gray you'll never now dear how much i love you please dont take my sunshine away
>>700301160
Public transportation is a joke here, there's about one bus every three hours for each line.
It's actually the only release I've listened to from Oh Hiroshima, even though I have downloaded all they have. It's also their most recent one and I'm a little worried that they got a lot better and their older stuff won't be as memorable but I should just commit some time and give it a try.
Nice share, that's a really unique song. I love the atmosphere and how all those instruments fit together. Walls of noise are a fetish of mine.
This track starts out a little weird but develops around 1:40.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRqFOgHcAks
I will be lurking mostly before heading to bed, stay awesome.
>>700303054
Extreme Shitskin.
>>700302750
These aren't raids faggot
There is no organizing. We aren't selectively targeting you.
The majority of /b/ want you the fuck off
Don't be surprised when a bunch of us show up in your gay little thread
Nobody wants you here
>>700302978
He's just gonna ignore you.
If you want the recognition and to get results go do it to someone who you know will reply and give you the attention you clearly beg for.
>>700298636
Was playing Rust, heading to bed now though
>claimed
>good night
PIC
RELATED
You guys are so adorable.
I could just take you out back and shoot you.
>>700303092
Faggot you've never killed anybody
Post the knife scar from Tacticool Bro
Related pic is related
>>700303144
Nobody cares about your spamfaggotry, except a few people stirring the pot, other than that nothing comes to par you spastic retard
>OH I SPAM THREAD CAUSE IT'LL GO AWAY RIGHT?
>THEY MADE A NEW ONE? SPAM IT TOO UNTIL I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF AND MY STUPIDITY
>Mfw they keep making more threads
>Mfw they keep going
>Mfw they're basically cockroaches, not even nuclear warfare can stop them
Shit you're stupid pal. I use to spam these threads too, know why I stopped? Because I realized they weren't going to, and that I was wasting my time
>I also realize that I was being a fucking nigger faggot. Just like you. You stupid niggerfaggot.
>>700303128
Extreme Roody Poo*
FIFY
>>700303144
A lot of people don't want a lot of things.
Doesn't mean they can make it go away.
>>700303144
>This isn't a raid
There are threads dedicated to "purging us" off /b/
Which isn't gonna happen. /b/ is a dumpster.
Its the Random board. We aren't doing anything wrong, we're not breaking any rules
>You are though because spamming and basic faggotry.
Literally fuck off man, nobody cares what you want, because SURPRISE SURPRISE life doesn't give you what you want.
>>700303383
Derailing your little chat orgy is enough
>>700303397
>Fucking image swap what.
>>700303313
I have a couple good scars. They don't show up so well.
the wheels on the bus go round and round and round round and round all throught the town the people on the bus go up and down the people on the bus go up and down the people on the bus go beep beep beep all through the town the whippers on the bus go swish swish swish all through the town the signals on the bus go blink blink blink all through the town
>>700303352
We need roody poo and candy-ass back
>>700303460
Derailing, huh? You should notice nothing has been derailed. You guys are actually perking the thread up.
>>700303313
Tacticool Bro: "Dude fuck off I don't care about your weebfriends I don't want this scar floating around on the internet."
>>700303397
Nigger are you trying to steal my identity?
>>700303577
TUMMY SOUNDS MOMMY BOOM BOOM NOISES
Pillow hugging fags
>>700302117
Rood.
>>Akikikikokoko
I met with a Squid, there's a difference.
>>Mugen
Uhhh.... I got a level 100, like, 4-5 level 90s, and a bunch of others that have scattered levels. I have quite some experience with it indeed.
>>Smug
Anything but what?
>>Maki
But you see, Nico is the perverted one cooking in nothing but an apron. Not me. :^)
>>Waifumon
YOU FORGOT FREEDOM WELFARE WEED OBESITY!
>>700303526
Is that a fedora? kek.
>>700303659
Fake and Gay
Pic or it didn't happen.
>>700302948
>You're easy to trick ceiling fan :^)
Alright that sounds good
>Hopefully I won't wake up feeling like death incarnate
>>700303031
Night Fran
>>700302720
Ocelot is based
MOMMY REFILL MY TENDIES
>>700303746
It's a skull cap.
>perking the thread up
Then I guess I better bring it back down.
>>700303746
It's a fucking trilby this faggot doesn't even know his hats.
>>700303760
>Image
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>700303758
Then it didn't happen. I don't care what you think, the only thing that matters is that it did happen, and that K and I didn't get injured.
>Penny~
>>700303760
Found a pic of OP
>>700302613
I figured that
But I was on kind of short time
I dont even know if this is you so I'll keep it short
>I'm just going to leave
No time for imposters and spammers
>>700302601
Sorry nui
>>700302948
But what if yes?
>>700303713
Maybe you should go watch some actually good idols~
>>700303823
It's a skull cap.
beanie
winter hat
^_~
>>700303880
Sure mate
Never happened
Just quit seeking attention
>>700303880
Die next time. Piece of shit
>>700303031
How bad is the film?
>>700303092
That's good to hear. K is the small one that'll call you dad soon right?
>>700303713
Cant call me smuggles fam
>>700303864
Hi
>>700303918
Holy shit how?
>>700303959
bye
>>700302358
GOD BLESS THESE UNITED STATES
>>700302832
AHH YEAH *flips burgers*
>>700302905
The assdamage was beautiful
>>700302948
Kinda sleepy, you?
>>700304004
Don't care.
>>700304016
Nobody's gonna attack me anymore unless you've got the balls friend, and if you do, I'll be sure to take pics of your dead ass. :^]
Just got home from work, claiming Yuuki
>>700302117
Can't say that's all that surprising. I mean, there's no contract, would be nice if it stayed but wherever the wind blows.
>>700301767
Music, another easy night so far.
>>700302523
>"easy to pick up, difficult to master
Exactly, seemed really cool to play, makes you think and get all strategic as well. That's the best deal I've ever heard, sounds like a nice guy as well.
>What are you gonna do? Stab me with a toothpick?
>>700302948
Same, caught between good and meh but yeah things will get better.
>>700303713
What does that have to with the quality of the food :^)
>>700303103
>It's actually the only release I've listened to from Oh Hiroshima
Same here, haven't yet bothered to check what other stuff they've made. I definitely should though.
The track is good, it's definitely a little strange but that strangeness is also good, in its own way.
>I will be lurking mostly before heading to bed, stay awesome.
In that case, here's something to say good night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8-Lf2R-cP0
>>700304190
YUUUKKKKIIIIIII!!!!
>>700304040
Yeah probably.
>Although its up to her.
I might end up taking care of her for the rest of her life.
>Unless her brother doesn't want me to, its up to him, he has custody of her.
>>700304156
Hell yea MERICA~
>>700303577
>>700303093
>>700302490
we just ignoring the guy singing nursery rhymes, or is this normal?
>>700302358
If you're talking about the U.S., says U.S.. America is pretty damn big and the U.S. is not the only country in it.
>>700304288
YUUUNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
>>700303577
You can sing that but we don't need to hear it, we know your here.
>>700303959
It's okay, what have you been up to?
Oh fuck is Esdeath here?
Hi Esdeath.
Why are you so fucked up?
What happened?
>>700304357
America is usually equivalent to the USA friend, unless you're a spastic retard. Especially when you say 'Merica!
>>700303760
>you crafty son of a bitch
Anything new aside from becoming disease ridden?
>not always waking up like death incarnate
>>700303962
Now that's the thing you put if. This is all hypothetical so maybe I would but in reality is no
>>700304156
Still waking up, feels like I haven't slept at all. Like I said before had trouble staying asleep so that sucked
>>700304260
Thats a good example of how I'm feeling haha. Anything interesting happen for you this past week?
>>700304354
Whether its esdeath or a shitposter yes that is pretty normal for that guy. Just move along
>>700304465
>>700302117
Isn't that a 3 hour difference?
>>700302523
>Takes the mana potion, and proceeds to drink it.
>>700302587
>Sachii is dead.
Good.
>>700302770
I bet (You)'ve been dying to chat, right?
>>700303270
Mind trying the salt joke again?
>>700304498
America has over 50 countries and territories.
Don't use ignorance as an excuse. Educate yourself.
Cloches > Fedoras
>>700304413
How was work??
>>700304505
Mmm, just now I nearly fell asleep but then I remember Im posting
>>700304570
I was there for that. I want to know WHY he's so fucked up.
>>700304633
You can't just REQUEST A JOKE LIKE THAT FUCK OFF
>>700304570
>>700304260
W-wait noo... you act like you don't even care now..
>>700304505
But in all seriousness put them away.
>>700304633
It's 9:31 here, meaning it's 11:31 there no?
>>700304505
>I wonder what else I can trick you to do
Nothing much really just bed rest
>Kek
>Cute chibi btw
>>700304156
Just from calling people elitist?
>>700304260
Easy day, easy night eh?
>>700304312
TOO CUTE! She might call you something else cause her brother might be weirded out by that
>>700304413
Sword
>>700304699
Pretty good! I may or may not have tripped the alarm in the process of locking the store up lol. My first time doing it and have to reset the alarm haha
>>700304894
Smug
>>700303962
Fine. I'll go watch Idolmaster again. :^)
>>700304040
Since when?! I've called you Smuggles for... since we met!
>>700304260
I don't even know.
>I'm feeling unnaturally tired for this time of day...
>>700304803
>>700304668
>Don't use ignorance as an excuse
Nigger I was making a joke.
I blatantly caps'd Merica and pretended like I was a hick. Don't be a shitty niggerfaggot Nazi on the internet.
>If you're gonna be a nazi, hate jews and stop giving a shit about people saying "America" for America, because those other countries have NAMES TOO FAGGOT.
>America is generally stapled to mean the United States of AMERICA. The other countries are called by their names.
>>700303713
Oh nice, what classes/specs did you like the most? Did you main a role?
>>700304201
Gobble
>>700304260
You dont really have any strategies going in, you just play off of the other person. Yea, he was an old guy that was a marine for 20 years. Called everyone by their last names and all that. Every once in a while i d get a smile from him. If i was ever bored during the day id just go hand out with him and we would laugh at freshman
>"Yo johnny hes got a potato, im not fucking with that today. Lets roll outta here"
We would be great at prison life
>>700304633
There, that should do it. You know any spells to cast?
>>700304894
Yup, they started barking things like it means nothing to them coming from me or Im autisitc
>>700304954
I mean hey, cant be perfect the first time
>>700305029
Oh fuck you were just PRETENDING to be retarded
>>700304461
sorry
>>700304465
im just in a very off mood and i cant pin point it so im singing old childhood songs to meake me feel calm
>and maybe looking for a little attention
>>700304783
you wanna know why im fucked up same reason im in a bad mood
>>700304894
Potentially
>She might call me Uncle or something.
>But he did say that he's glad I'm a fatherly figure to her.
>"I wish she had better parents, actual parents, but you're like a dad to her and that makes me glad, she needs a strong role model who takes care of her and isn't her brother. Somebody she can look up to and learn from."
So he might be chill with it.
>>700304971
No no no. Get some real, actually good idols. Like those from Love Live. Like Nico.
>>700305029
>
Mugen you play any games?
>>700305249
Nigger did you even read what I posted outside of that? It was literally a joke. I was exaggerating the southern stereotype.
>I'm done with this argument because you're either a retard or a troll and I care for neither.
>>700305429
See above.
>>700305429
I was looking for that one, but I couldnt find it. Thanks for the assist Dio
p.s. you're a faggot
>>700305517
Oh I'm sorry. You're just so good at pretending to be retarded I couldn't see through all your bullshit
grrr lol I'm so blind lol
>>700305153
Nah. I wasn't sure of the way the doors locked in place, so immediately once I had it figured out the alarm went off.
Anyway, how's destiny?
>>700304699
NIGGA ITS TIME TO WAKE UP
>>700304804
No thanks
>>700304811
>what the fuck are you thinking
Rest is always good. Make sure to take it easy and all that.
>thanks m8 cute pic
>>700305734
Almost rank 5 in Iron Banana for my hunter, would stay up for reset and get bounties to finish it off but I should sleepy early to help my grandma at the office tomorrow morning
>>700304783
Do it anyways!
>>700304804
Just about, yeah. I must be doing the math a little wrong then.
>>700305069
What kind of spells?
>>700305932
Ah! Thank you, i'm wide awake now
>>700305982
There's so much salt in here already I would just have to roll my fries on the floor
>>700304954
How ya doing?
>>700304971
Since prinz called me huggles about 2 months before your arrival to thread :p
>>700305153
Let's go with you being autistic :^)
I honestly think elitist is a trigger word here
>>700305361
Fair point. But i feel like her calling you uncle is better than dad cause of what happened. Know what i mean?
I go to Virginia Tech
One of my friends asked me if I hated school. My response:
>I hate it so much I want to shoot it
Please no terrorist watch list
>>700305932
>You know what I want :^)
Yeah feeling a bit better since the morning should get better by tomorrow or Sunday
>Thanks
>>700305982
>Filename
WEW
>>700306317
Cant be meming like that homie
>smug
>>700305932
This is why no one likes you.
>>700305982
Ah yeah no worries lol, Hows your night been?
>>700306316
Its a pretty powerful word, I can confirm it
Gonna shower, brb
>>700304465
Spot on eh? Seems to be a collective feeling heh. Not much, nothing too exciting on campus. Think some mail might of been stolen earlier today, so that's a little shitty.
>>700304804
>Hook, line, and sinker
>>700304894
Yeah for the most part. Not a whole lot, off day.
>>700304971
It's affecting your skills. Is your schedule going to shit again?
>>700305069
Could see that, all about reading the other players movements. Gotta keep track of everything and look for ways to attack, ways to remain defensive. Sounds like a really respectable guy, just wanted to have some fun with the students.
>"Look at those fags playing Chess"
>"Oh fuck that's a mini javelin"
Our butts would be safe.
>>700305968
Destiny > granny
Nah, help your grandma.
>>700306316
Pretty good, just got home from work and now I'm playing some WoW. You?
All of my angry anon shit posters left.
This raid was a resounding failure.
>>700306545
Bitch ass lol
Off to shower, brb
>>700306316
Yeah I understand that, but even so it might make her forget about her old dad.
Either way its gonna be fun to have her around.
>My date said she was cute and thought she was my daughter until I explained
>Then she was like "Oh wow you're awesome."
Feels gud
>>700306583
btfo
>>700305313
I see you nigger
>>700306430
I'm not joking, I said that without realizing what I just said
>>700306745
>My date said
>implying
>>700306784
I'm on your side asshole. We need to teach these normies that it's not ok to take waifu claiming so casually.
I bet they don't even love their waifu.
We need to let them know they're faggots time and time again until they start taking us seriously.
Waifu used to be a nice place for us weeabos.
>>700306361
>you're never getting it
Glad to hear it. You'd be on tilt with your sickness anyways fam
>>700306460
I'm actually adored an easily likeable. You on the other hand...
>>700306733
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>700305313
Cute
>>700305069
Hunter switched between Beast Master and Marksman.
Blood DK.
Ass Rogue
Windwalker Monk.
Feral Druid.
Holy/Disc Priest.
Everything else I never really touched much, or never got to WotLK content with.
>>700305429
But those aren't good. :^)
>>700306316
But you never said anything about it till now!
>>700306525
Nah, I think I just needed to get up and move around a bit. Feeling awake again.
dont touch my need my momma to keep me safe tonight god i need my dak I cant be alone she the dak is my avatar she speak through my brain doy you understand Hakuna matata
Here.
>>700306974
I love my queen very much.
>>700306974
>narutard
>weeb
Pick one
Naruto isn't TRULY an anime
Only casuals watch it
Along with One Piece, and Dragon Ball Z
>>700306826
I don't see me
>>700307014
Okay
>>700306525
hmmph.. yeah well i don't care either.. i could break it off right now and feel just fine..
>>700306976
You're confusing adored and easily likeable to being slutty. Sluts get TONS of attention for flashing their boobs and sleeping around. Does that make them better or worse than those who don't?
>Exactly, put a shirt on and go to church.
>>700307032
Nope. They're the best. Far better than idolmaster garbage :^)
>>700306965
What?
>Penny~
>>700307269
Then look in a mirror
>>700307308
>>700306464
It's a kryptonite in thread. Other than that, its usless
Lol gotcha
>>700306525
Most that happened here was rain and that's about it
>>700306545
Got bored with leathal league and watching weeb shows now
>>700306583
We already have shit posters here dude lol. Good try though
>>700306745
Ohhh that's true! Now K needs a motherly figure
Dude that must feel really good
>>700306965
NIGGA
>>700307032
I'm sure I said it yesterday as well lol
Best waifu right here faggots.
Try to say it isn't.
Pro tip: You can't.
>>700305982
Any you know. Can you make items?
Id be down to have a sweet helmet
>>700306525
I havent played it in a long time though, id be too rusty and get dunked by a little asian girl
>"Who are those guys?"
>Dont look, thats startch and the javelin, dont mess with them man"
>>700307032
Im a healer main so i gotta love the holy priest, it was my second fav. Ever since mistweaver monk came out its been my main.
You are a damage person mainly?
>Wheres the warrior love?
>>700306976
>You're never getting it
>Ive already won :^)
It takes a lot to tilt me actually. I just would've played retardedly like missing triple barrels every time or AP GP
>>700307596
You're right I can't because it's your opinion
>>700307478
I know we have shit posters, Mr. M. I am one!
Stop pretending you don't know me. I will cum down on you so hard lol if you know what I mean I WILL MURDER YOUR INTERNET DDoS'ING
>>700307596
It isn't.
>>700307596
Just said it,
Out loud
To myself
In my room
All alone
God, I'm lonely
what do you guys do when your bad childhood memories assault your brain all of a sudden
>>700307478
Lethal league? What weeb shows?
>>700307478
Yep, thats why I'm glad my dates are going well so far
>Hopefully it'll work out
>If not I'll make a great single dad role model.
>Probably.
My internet search history would suggest otherwise but hey, I'm doing valuable research for Space Marines!
>>700307373
How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
>>700307299
I'm not confusing anything I got a good personality. I'm not some annoying trash garbo bong.
>>700306082
That does the trick everytime
>>700307677
>WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Nah you're easy to tilt man
>>700307804
Rape and pillage.
>>700307804
Fap
>>700307596
That's a guy
>>700307742
We can be lonely together anon
>>700307804
I've learned to shut down pretty much everything involving emotion.
Also I've subconsciously blacked out most of my childhood.
>>700307299
Wow, now that was just rude and uncalled for!
>>700307478
And what about the some months before then?! Why wasn't it a problem then?!
>>700307635
I was a healer main in Tera, but in WoW, most my time has been either DPS, or Tank, depending on the expansion. I like my big numbers, and I like laughing at damage!
>I tried to get into warrior, but I just never got past 30.
>>700307804
Meditate and realise the futility of bad memories.
I think this is my waifu
>>700307897
How can can we be sure we're real
>>700308013
my dad is all I hear im goignt o be a student again soon its going to happen all over agian you didnt do good enough you should automatically get this it easy for me he says and no my writing is not chicken scratch
>>700307900
>Blowing me a kiss
>See it's working
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.
Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
fag
>>700307926
Saika is my trap waifu you cis-gendered homophobe
>>700307900
You got a great set of personalities sure. Doesn't mean you're not trash
>>700308108
I had to take out the trash love u_u
Hello Waifu
It is I, the leader of Anymoose.
We are watching. We are aware of you're heathenous heathenousity. Heathintry is is a heathenitrousity that must be dealt with immediately. It will not be pleasant. It will not be quick.
We are watching. We are legion. We are many.
We are Anymoose.
Prepare yourself.
Make you're time.
>>700308601
Whacha gon do fagget? I'll use my glock on you nigger.
>>700307685
Come and get me
57 Rockfern Ct
Spring, TX 77380
>>700307857
Baseball, dodgeball thing. Really fun. Idk yet lol
>>700307885
I see lol
Possibly
Cause big robust dudes are cool!
>>700308108
I don't recall those
>>700308453
I aint judging
>>700308601
See very top
>>700307129
What language is this.
>>700306976
I messed up the reply so I was linking it kek.
>>700307032
There ya go, run some laps around the building.
>>700307299
But at the current moment, you don't want to. Or do you.
>>700307478
Some rain sounds nice, perfect for running. Too bad it doesn't rain when I do though.
>>700307635
That's their specialty man, no need to feel apprehensive.
>"They say once The Javelin takes out your legs, The Starch slowly injects you."
>>700307804
Listen to music and play with my dogs.
>>700308787
hacking you as we speak
i see you're ip is 192.168.1.0
and you're email is [email protected]
Get rekt kiddo
>>700308793
See very bottom. It is you're grave.
>>700307373
Maybe they're a vampire.
>>700306156
>Attempts to make my own little pile of salt seperate from the rest of your salt.
>>700306361
Not anymore.
>>700306460
I'm out on a last minute Pokémon hunt.
>One of my folks spotted a Chansey near the house and we immediately left.
>We didn't find it.
>Mfw.
>>700307635
I wasn't quite efficient in spells, but I am handy with crafting and alchemy. What'd you say you wanted?
>>700308885
Disgusting furfag
>>700308793
Absolutely.
Also I started watching: Ghost Stories, its glorious.
>>700308839
Maybe I do! What are you gonna do about it?
>>700308999
Nice trips love and wow that is always the worst lol did you catch anything else?
>Last