Alright /b/, it's that time again. We all got secrets and burdens deep in our hearts. Let them out and let a /b/rother see what you got to hide.
>>700105608
I shaved by balls today and have no prospects for putting them into someone's mouth.
I'm one of the only legit /pol/ posters ready to spill some nigger blood. My entire life is a lie and I hate my family. I live alone and no one knows my name. No one will miss me.
>>700106296
>>700106296
I really think that sentiment runs both ways. It's the end of the world for either's side that loses the election. I'll take my chances with 2nd ammendment rural and wealthier and Christian vs hood rat / sand nigger / wet back invading fuckers.
In college, my teacher was this young, married redhead 6/10. I was a bit older than all the students, so our ages were quite close and we "got" each other.
I overheard her talking to her friends about going out for a drink on the weekend, so I made an effort to be at the same bar.
I started talking to her when she had a few to drink and we fucked in the toilet. She had the biggest ginger bush and it tasted like strawberries. I blew inside her and she went back to her friends as my cum stained her underwear.
She gave me an A for IT and all I had to do was tongue her tasty like hash like a dog eating hot chips.
I found $320,000 in a bag by the side of the freeway. I've been spending it quietly now for 4 years. Nothing big, just good food, wine, new games when they come out, the odd holiday here or there and a buttload of whores.
I've got $75,000 left.
I used to smoke dope with an illegal hydroponic dope grower. Every 6 months he would move to a new neighbourhood, close the drapes, setup his hydro equipment, connect illegally to the grid and grow the best weed I've every had.
My girlfriend let me fuck her asshole once when she was really drunk but had never let me do it again.
I missed it so much, I started fucking around with her mates.
I've fucked 4 out of 5 and each one let me analise them and blow inside.
Each time I would wipe my cum and shit stained cock on my girlfriends side of the bed.
I lost three stone from injecting amphetamines.
As soon as I reached my target weight, I stopped the speed.
Then I fatten up again eating all the awesome food I missed.
And start again on the speed when I reach my target fat weight.
I've done 4 laps now.
Britfag here. During the holiday season, I tell everyone from work that I'm taking my holidays somewhere different like spain or greece or france.
In reality, I go to Amsterdam everytime. I hire a cheap hotel and spend all my time and money doing drugs and whores.
In the last few days of my holiday, I tan in the solarbeds to make it look like I sat in the sun for hours.
I even buy sweets from Amazon from the pretend holiday destinations and take them to work to make my holiday lie look more authentic.
I've done this 10 times now.
I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.
I was fucking the wife of a national sporting hero.
We would always fuck with the tv on watching him play live so we both knew exactly where he was.
My grandmother got drunk at my cousin's wedding and I took advantage of her.
>>700108079
right, we totally believe you bro.
>>700108413
Dope is meth you shithead
During summer, I bring out my full body black wetsuit and swim across to prestige yacht clubs and break into boats.
I've made over 250K on all the stuff I've nicked and bought a house and three cars. Putting a boat on water is no security at all if you aren't afraid to get wet.
>>700110735
Not downunder faggot
>>700109168
I mean, as long as you control your habits it's not the worst thing. Definitely not healthy or anything, but we're all gonna die anyway. As long as you don't become a junkie, you're doing alright.
>>700110365
The trick is to not tell anyone and only take small amounts at a time.
>>700110052
Why don't you just be honest and tell people you like to do drugs and hookers? Everyone's got something, and that's honestly a lot better holiday than most people have
>>700110735
And in the 70's dope was marijuana. Fucking kids...
>>700110847
How do you manage not to get caught? That's a fairly high risk factor.
>>700111073
so how exactly does one find 320K in a bag at the side of the freeway? Where are you from? And how were you sure that the bag wasn't marked or you weren't being set up?
>>700111520
This isn't the 70's, pops. Ask someone on the street for a bag of dope and I can promise 9/10 times you're getting meth.
My bosses wife has been coming onto me for years. So last Christmas party, I dragged her drunk ass into the rear lane and fucked her solid.
Ever since, she's been threatening to tell my boss and get me hired unless I do wierd sex ga,es with here.
I honestly think this was her plan all along.
Last month she strapped on this purple dildo and fucked me until I could barely move.
I wierdly enough got the hardest boner I had ever had from that assfucking.
I had started to have enough and got a bit rough on her last week. While I was fucking her I grabbed her neck and started throttling her until she started to gasp.
I told her this was enough.
She hasn't come by my desk this week yet and I'm actually missing it.
>>700111308
I work for a church. It really wouldn;t go down well.
i shot harambe
i have a child nobody knows about
>>700105608
My mom actually blew me.
>>700111578
Not really. Its dark, water is dark, I'm dark, I can see where the cameras are, I can guess which boats are alarmed. And even if an alarm goes off, all I do is jump back into the water and swim back to where I first got in.
Peope think boats are out of bounds. But in truth, they are just floating cars with no doors ( well some are).
I wear my wife's panties when she's not around
As per the thread that died, I like to wear my little sisters 9-10yr panties. No homo or pedo or anything, just like wearing them for some reason. I sometimes wear them to work under my boxers. Dread having an accident at work and them all seeing them, but also that makes it more exciting.
Front pic for the guy that asked in the other thread.
>>700109168
Go vegan and run for a mile or two every week.
My best friend is a tran autist, and deep down I love him so much, but I just dont know what to do...
>>700111628
I stopped for a piss. It was there, sitting between a couple of rocks and a small tree.
Just damn luck I guess.
I'm not telling you where I'm from .
I didn't even think if it was marked at the time as I was innocently urinating, saw bag, looked inside, put it in my car and took it home.
I sat on it for three months waiting and wondering what to do and then slowly I just started dipping in.
>>700113089
The best thing about my routine is that I get the full body rushes from doing speed and I get the awesome flavour from eating amazing food.
>>700112805
What's your name? Have you posted here before in your own thread?
I shot a marble using a catapault at my little sister and it gave her a hernia.
In hospital while getting the hernia fixed, my sister almost died from a reaction to the anaesthetic.
Someone had to hand pump oxygen into her for 12 hours.
I have herpes and HPV. I don't really care. Fucked about 40 different people and one of those was a post OP ts.
Abused drugs like mad when I was younger, i'm jaded now.
I regret NOT fucking my ex friends girlfriends.
I've had a millionaire lick my asshole, suck my dick, and buy me things. I'm a guy.
I definitely know the alphabet agencies are watching this thread.
I actually look forward to these threads.
My parents ignored my pleas to close their business that was losing money hand over foot.
So I stopped them from visting their grandaughter.
They both just died.
>>700113214
You're a fucking pussy what in gods name compelled you to wait 3 fucking months. it seems like you are trying to make is 'sound' real, somehow.
I am fixated with fucking nurses.
So every Friday, I frequent either of three bars near the main city hospitals.
To this day I think nurses are the horniest lovers on earth.
>>700113643
Disgusting.
I once fucked a watermelon.
I want to see my gf used
>>700112090
>threatening to tell my boss and get me hired
>hired
oh no, anon
>>700112805
I also like to play with my daughter's panties, I would never do anything to hurt or corrupt her, but I love the idea of guys getting off to her or the taboo. I've even had them come over and jack with them.
I've killed two people. One in Iraq (strangled) and one while working as a guard at a Penetentary.
>>700114716
nurse here
it true
ex gf from high school. stayed friends, since we all had the same friends, for the past 10 yrs. she recently got out of a 4yr relationship with her boyfriend that i had become friends with. he left her and moved to another state. the night it happened, her sister (one of my best friends) asked me if i can check up on her the next day since she was staying home from work. i went over and spent the day with her trying to keep her mind off things. she was pretty distraught from it all and really angry. tht was two weeks ago. but on saturday we were at a party and she was running her hands through my hair.whenever i'd walk by shed grab my arm and hug me, leaning up against me caressing my back and I hers. it felt like high school all over again. now we dated for a while so i can read her body language like a fucking book! so i know she was into it, she started breathing heavily, pushing her hips into mine as i moved my hand down to her ass and grabbed it. after a few seconds, she moved my hand up and shoved me a bit. now we're standing in a circle talking to some friends so in retrospet, i can kinda see why she didnt want me to. but i started rubbing my fingers on her upper ass cheek. again heavy breathing and pushing her hips into mine, then she smacks my chest, pushes me away, and hugs her best friend and they run away for some girl talk. this was all right as we were all saying bye so she didnt come back. when her friend walked back after she left, i can see it in her eyes that she told her what happened whenever we made eye contact. i really don't wanna fuck this up, and her sister told me that her ex didn't have much of a sex drive.. like at all. so i know she's due for a good fucking. how should i go about this carefully??
My aunt breastfed me from age 8 to 17.
>>700106102
i do that all the time
feelsgoodman
Two of my co-workers have swallowed more of my sperm than my wife has. Both are married. Both are hotter than my wife. But I'm going to stay married.
>>700112214
I'm married and I have a fwb
No regrets
>>700111784
In Arizona dope is synonymous with black tar heroin. Some people refer to all drugs as dope. Some people say just marijuana is dope. It varies by geographical location and demographic of the person using the slang. That's how slang and local vernacular works. "Move That Dope" was a popular song in the US about selling crack so the meaning is all over the fucking place. In short, you're a faggot and you don't know everything.
>>700112388
Dad?
I have a suitcase full of panties ranging from young girls panties to granny panties that I have purchased from stores all over the country and I occasionally get naked and dump them all into the bathtub and get in like im taking a bath with all the panties
I've deleted four foetes
>>700117401
lol you are a paramedic you are supposed to save lives, not slowly destroying them
>when i was 12
>i discover porn
>one night while browsing porn sites
>i see one dude named OP literately taking large cocks in like nothing
>then i realize OP was indeed the biggest faggot around
I am a paramedic. We work in pairs at work. I have been catfishing my partner for 18 months. I can sit in the same room as him and text him and he does not catch on. I sometimes spend hours on my day off chatting with him. He is a good guy and a good work mate. He asks me for advice and I help to affirm he has a great deal going. He is solid 10/10 in love with a chick that does not exist. I keep thinking about when I will just stop catfishing him but continue because the longer I go the more it will devistate him. I'm a piece of shit.
My house mate came home one night off her tits saying someone had Rhoied her drink. I took advantage of her state and fucked her like there was no tomorrow. She woke the next day and didn't remember a thing.
I haven't had sex in 4 years and no one I tell believes me.
They all think I'm a player but I'm actually just a really needy lover.
I put a stuffed sock in my underwear and wore it to work last week and caught three office chicks gazing at my crotch. Come Friday we went out for usual drinks and I was given so much attention.
I've been stuffing that sock ever since.
I once tried to stick a pen up my ass when I was 6
I'm Taylor Swift and I've been lurking in /b/ for years.
>>700118757
I haven't had sex in 3 years and I'm in the same boat. But I do also have to say I'm more of a hopeless romantic and fucking random girls or girls that I date for short periods of time don't ever get to my point of when I'll give it up because I think it's too long of a period; varies.
Side note: I feel great and one with my body and mind.
>>700107895
>like a dog eating hot chips
Kek
one night while walking home alone
i see these 2 hot blonde chicks
they begin following me
i had no idea why they were following me
then one of them corner me and as soon as i turn the other way the other closed me in
i was confused in scared they both tell me everything is going to be okay
one of them get down and starts to unzip my cock and i realized i was being raped by 2 hot chicks
after each of them take turns as my cock pounds each one of them while my eyes is running out in tears because of muh rape culture
i realized feminism was right all along and became one the next day to share my rape stories on 4chin
>>700105608
My wife's best friend found out I had a thing for her when I owned up to filming her in the bathroom. Now we're fucking and planning to move in together.
I took a shit on my neighbors porch. five times to be exact. I wait for morning and watch out my window as he goes to check the mail. he usually doesn't notice it until he steps in it. I do it randomly on different days for no reason at all other than to see his reaction.
>>700119153
no im actually taylor swift, this bitch is a liar.
>>700105608
I shower while sitting in the tub
>>700117939
Why?
>>700115435
go back to imgur faggot
>>700105608
I miss him so much... we used to bate together for the cam and then my psychiatric told me to put an end on it. Now, I can only feel sorrow. I still love him a lot... Guess I will never feel that Swedish huge dick.But, I will always love you. Secretly and forever. <3
>>700119526
LMFAO. I am going to startling this. My neighbor is a cop. Gave me a ticket about a year ago. Thank you, you fucking genius.
>>700119153
Fuck off you left us for the trendy SJWs.
>>700120170
>>>700119526 (You)
>LMFAO. I am going to startling this. My neighbor is a cop. Gave me a ticket about a year ago. Thank you, you fucking genius.
the best part is when he doesn't wear shoes and his face just goes to instant anger/disgust.
>>700105608
i can't take a shit with my shirt on.
its like squeezing a cucumber through a keyhole if im wearing one...no clue why.
does anyone else have this problem?
I get this a lot
i enjoy jerking off, more than sex
I started young and became skilled
Ive had sex with 3 chicks in the last few years, very kinky and great, and ive gotten head froma few more
but no one knows how i feel more than myself
if I use my hand I can stop and go however I want, I hold back and can take as long as 5 hours to have a double/triple orgasm
sex is just 10-20 minutes and doesnt feel as good
>>700118757
Join the club m8 ive been on a dry spell too but its cuz im ugly af
>>700121343
Yep same here.
>>700105608
I steal my family pads to taste, even eat my wife bloody pussy out and ass unwashed after work
>>700122526
wtf enjoy your bactteria!
>>700111784
>dope is meth
>kek
>>700114716
they check out your dong before u fuckem?
>>700111784
Drug counselor and former addict here - you have no clue what you're talking about. Dope is heroin in 99% of the major cities you go to. No one ever calls meth "dope" where I'm from. You must live in a shitty hick-stain of a city.
>>700123455
In my area, being doped up or looking for dope is just drugs in general. You ask a dealer, here, and they basically ask you to pick your poison. Straight across the country, it's like this.
>>700118915
I drive alot for work and have to eat alot on the road while I work, I often get napkins from these restaurants and stuff them in my pants to look like a big dick, I then drive though the drive thru just to get a reaction from the girls working the window. Got a nice reaction today from a 16 yr old at Wendys
>>700120170
Peter Griffin? Is that you?
I shot a man in reno, just stood there and watched him die.
>>700105608
If I ever see my cousins baby granddaughter, Im going to drop it on its head so it dies
>>700112473
Story bro
I know that I will probably not get with her, but I still hold onto hope that I will. Even though she seems almost mildly autistic. (highest level of functioning)
I still think about what could have been if I played my cards differently.
I still think that it can happen in a few months time maybe
>>700124433
man, im doing this now
>>700121343
I can shit with a shirt on but by god if it is not so much better without one.
My fiancée of 5 years is fairly religious even to the point that it has quite harshly halted our sex life. I am not in the least bit religious but she doesn't know that. I really love her but honestly that shit gets to me so badly and I've never thought about sex in an emotional way until I've been deprived of it for so long, and I've thought about if we ever break up just calling up my slut of a ex and fucking her just to feel something in my heart.
I like anime
I've begun fasting for multiple days. I eat toast and yogurt to survive, and maybe a small meal every couple of days. I drink water regularly so that way I can actually function at work.
I'm not telling anyone I know about this plan, though I'm sure it will be made evident within the next few months, especially when I increase the period of time of when I actually have a meal.
I'm tired of being fat. I'm just straight tired of it. I'm a fatass. Plain and simple. It hurts to type it, but it's fucking true.
I hate how my dad tells me that I'm going to die and that if I don't watch out, I'll die in my 30's like my cousin because he was fat.
I'm tired of watching my mom have a look of tired, hidden disappointment that she tries to hide behind a smile.
I'm tired of being "The Big Guy". I'm tired of latching on to an identity that doesn't feel like me.
I don't feel like I should, and I don't feel like I'm this kind of person anymore. It doesn't seem like I should have been in the first place.
I took my time in my childhood and teens years blaming external factors. Other kids, depression, divorce, abuse, etc. All of that didn't help, and all it did was make this weight more difficult to lose.
So yes /b/, you are the ones to know that I'm starving myself, and that I want this to be the first step in being normal.
Where I go after that? I'm not sure I'm ready to face that part of myself quite yet.
>>700126330
Just go and try it bro, worst case scenario is you get a no for an anwser
>>700110735
Britfag here, since when was dope method?
Always been weed here.
I've never really been sexually attracted to anyone (not a child and was never assaulted) and it breaks my boyfriends heart and in turn breaks my heart .
I send people videos of my feet for money. It's not exactly hard and I get money from it.
When I was like 16, my brother of like 8 was watching me play video games and I was playing for like an hour and didn't even realize he was still sitting there and no joke I just jerked it for like half an hour before busting on my desk. Literally only saw my brother sitting there after I turned around to get tissues. Grounded for a few months after that.
>>700129542
Eh, the thing is that I did try, back in April. Said yes, then a friend tagged along (I suspect he wanted her, and forced his way in)
I have kept in contact with her since, we did agree to do something over summer, but that fell through.
Now classes are begining in just over a week.
I get disability allowance but all my friends think I work with my family for $$
>>700108079
HEY, THAT'S MINE, I dumped that bag
I had a female friend who models, she came back with a boyfriend who got left in New York and we grew attached in the last month before she got back, we've been fucking almost every day all summer and going on dates that she pays for. Thing is now she might be leaving for good and I grew really attached. Sucks.
>>700105608
My secret is having a secret
When I was 14 and my girl cousin was 10 we had sexual kinda rubbing each other things, dayum.
>>700132690
Shut up faggot that never happened
>>700110735
dope is heroin you stupid fucking faggot it has literally never been meth
I've been throwing used condoms into my neighbors rain gutter for a solid year now. Just waiting to hear him lose his shit when he has to clean the gutters
>>700129143
How about you eat healthier at a caloric deficit and exercise instead of a retarded fasting diet you're more likely to fail?
I almost want to take a girl on a date to a paintball or airsoft place.
I don't know, seems like it could be fun for us.
I'm completely self absorbed and have suppressed almost all emotion and empathy for 3 years. Probably not a secret to most people who know me though.
I cheated on my former fiance multiple times, and then left her when she got pregnant by my kid, talked her into getting an abortion because that was the only way I'd get back with her, but once she did I told her there was no way, fucked her twin a week later, and moved to TN to live with her college roommate and no were together. Still feel insecure AF about myself
THIS IS MY SECRET:
> I CREATED PORNWAVE TODAY
> IMMA FUCKING PERV
> FUCK YOU NORMIES
> https://soundcloud.com/pornproducer/
bump
>>700131019
Teach me master
I'm actually an attractive (or so ppl say) girl in real life but I pretend to be a guy online which probably sounds weird being others usually do it the other way around.
Sometimes I shave everything apart from my head and pose in front of a camera naked whilst posing like a woman. Sometimes I fap to it afterwards...
I met with my MoD psychiatrist this week, I see him every two weeks for my PTSD.
He wants me to "share" my experiences, we've been meeting for two and a bit years, I know if I told him what I did in Afghan he would never speak to me again and I would probably face a court martial.
I can proudly say that I served my country faithfully and did only what I thought was reasonable at the time.
I served two tours of Iraq and three of Afghan, near the end of my last tour I see in retrospect that my judgement was flawed.
I've killed 14 men (confirmed), but I have killed a lot more than that, I routinely took out "dickers", people who appeared to be watching and reporting our movements.
I did this long before it was included in the list of acceptable targets.
7 teenage boys and several interchangeable women.
I think the guilt is the root of my PTSD, but I cannot tell the M.O.
>>700129143
Doomed to fail, just eat sensibly and exercise.
If it's being lazy that';s the problem you're probably going to die young, get out there and burn it off.
Around January or February this year (cant remember exactly when) i slept with my highschool crush after she invited me out for a drink. She was engaged to some dude shes been dating since we were juniors and she showed off that fat rock she got from him. She was already drunk by the time we met up and she had 2 more beers as we talked at the bar we were at. Long story short i have no morals and i fucked her as soon as i brought her home. Pussy was meh she didnt move much just kinda lied there. Since she didnt seem to be super into it (dunno why) i flipped her around and started pounding her from the back. Came in her and we both collapsed, 20minutes later im fucking her sideways from the back and i bust another gooey nut in her and wipe my dick off on her ass. She fell asleep and a few minutes later i was rubbing my dick all over her face for shits n gigs since i been wanting to fuck this girl since highschool. 3 months later she announced on Facebook she was prego. Havnt talked to her since n theres a chance that baby might be mine because she never told me she was on a pill or anything. I raw dogged because she drunkely convinced me about her having a spare plan b pill. God i hope that baby aint mine.
>>700112805
10/10
Im a Sound tech and a I tell everyone i im pro at it, but the truth is that i never did a show because of the fear of being a crappy engineer who cant mix for shit.
I have studies and worked with digital sound networks, programming, large sound systems and I'm sure of knowing most of the usual stuff about the subject, but something happens to me when im given the oportunity to do a show, i dont know what is it.
In addition to that in march this year ive fucked up my knee and im waiting for surgery (november) so i im impossibilited to work in anything related to sound, which is the thing i love the most.
My colleagues do gigs, shows and i feel like absolute shit feeling envy of them, because i think that i will never be there.
Im totally sure that i will get better with my knee and start to do some shows, but the anxiety kills me.
Im just wandering around waiting for the surgery and killing time mixing demo templates on cubase.
>>700111784
Concurring with other replies that you are, in fact, a fucktard
>>700106296
Why don't you slit your wrist, faggot?
I want my gf to lick my ass and pee on it while she fucks it with her finger. One can hope.
>>700105608
My friend sleeps with my wife because I can't pay the bills anymore after I got fired.
>>700115489
Just fuck her you autist. And stop overthinking, that's her job
I live in a fantasy world. I've been building it for years, and intertwined my family and friends. Everyone is a character, and everyone is fair play. There's the waking world, and then there's a complex triptych of fictional backdrops where characters I've made up inhabit as well. I've always struggled to separate myself from it, and keep my head above the water, but simultaneously I dive deeper and deeper all the time. Beyond love and hate, I constantly add on and go in and out of it. Even my girlfriend and closest friends are all actors in a grand and bizarre story I've been working on since I was a child. It's all I can think about sometimes, and it has been a muse for so much. Far beyond categorizing my imagination, beyond giving form to the dreamy substance my subconscious and aware self spews out incessantly. There are gods in these worlds that govern and intersect with mine, and they -- capricious and arbitrary -- move the pages along my storybook. These are places where perfection exists. I can't take the weight some times, but keep at it. Busy busy. Drugs help, but do more damage too. I have to say, mostly it's not that bad, but sometimes, the lows are almost insufferably agonizing. I just want peace and quiet from the racing thoughts; a mental stillness that I haven't had in a very long time. I'm so god damn tired.
>>700140203
More details.... Gf agreed to this?
>>700140669
Boring
>>700140669
>schizoid
>>700110275
proof?
>>700112259
you must die
dicks out
>>700140669
You sounds like a psychopath
I've successfully pushed everyone away.
And now that I've got what I wanted, I won't feel bad when I eventually kill myself.
A child, barely five, finishes eating a candy bar. His mother tells him to throw the wrapper away, then resumes talking to another woman, who is with a child around the same age, the three of them staring into the dirty blueness of the penguin habitat. The first child moves toward the trash can, located in a dim corner in the back of the room, that I am now crouching behind. He stands on tiptoes, carefully throwing the wrapper into the trash. I whisper something. The child spots me and just stands there, away from the crowd, slightly scared but also dumbly fascinated. I stare back.
“Would you like… a cookie?” I ask, reaching into my pocket.
He nods his small head, up, then down, slowly, but before he can answer, my sudden lack of care crests in a massive wave of fury and I pull the knife out of my pocket and I stab him, quickly, in the neck.
Bewildered, he backs into the trash can, gurgling like an infant, unable to scream or cry out because of the blood that starts spurting out of the wound in his throat. Though I’d like to watch this child die, I push him down behind the garbage can, then casually mingle in with the rest of the crowd and touch the shoulder of a pretty girl, and smiling I point to a penguin preparing to make a dive. Behind me, if one were to look closely, one could see the child’s feet kicking in back of the trash can. I keep an eye on the child’s mother, who after a while notices her son’s absence and starts scanning the crowd. I touch the girl’s shoulder again, and she smiles at me and shrugs apologetically, but I can’t figure out why.
When the mother finally notices him she doesn’t scream because she can see only his feet and assumes that he’s playfully hiding from her. At first she seems relieved that she’s spotted him and moving toward the trash can she coos, “Are you playing hide-and-seek, honey?” But from where I stand, behind the pretty girl, who I’ve already found out is foreign, a tourist, I can see
>>700115364
Story? For both?
>>700115364
>ts.
8 in Bosnia. 101. Fucking still see em.
I have an extreme fetish for dirty girl socks. I was throwing trash away at the dump one day and found a crusty, dirty balled up pair of girls hanes ankle socks. You know, white sock, grey heels and toes, pink hanes text under toes.
Anyway, i grabbed them up, shoved em in my pocket. Stopped at a random gas station, went in bathroom and proceeded to furiously masturbate with them on my hands. Nutted hard as fuuuck.
Cleaned up with them then tossed them out the window on the way home.
I loved every second of it, but would be mortified if anyone ever knew.
>>700143555
I regularly buy dirty girl socks for sniffing as I fap.
>>700143750
How much?
>>700143750
Mahnigga.jpg
I am lucky enough to have a wife who knows about my fetish and indulges me in it regularly. Its awesome. Shes even stolen dirty socks from her friends for me.
>>700137593
Sarge, is that you? I still miss the fucking sandbox.
>>700143750
What do they smell like?
I meet guys in public restrooms to jerk or suck them off
>>700113214
D.B. cooper's stash
>>700105608
i should have just given my ex another chance. i mean, they were my first relationship when i was a freshman. and the person i'm dating now just ended up doing everything i was afraid my ex would have done. am i just an idiot? sigh.
>>700143905
20 bucks for a pair, pricey as shit but I get videos of the chick wearing them and talking to me
>>700144164
>Shes even stolen dirty socks from her friends for me.
she's a keeper
>>700144260
honestly nothing, just faint smell of sweat. I've never been able to find a girl that has stinky feet sadly. usually it's a mild scent.
>>700144678
Yea she really is. Stole a pair of white knee high "church socks" from her really christian friend. She had worn them all day that day. Wife came home, pulled them on her hands, pulled my cock out, held one hand over my face, jerked me til i came with other hand. It didnt take long heh
Random chad, formerly my good friend, got my (ex)girlfriend pregnant. His parents don't care but her dad is an ex marine; if anyone knows she's pregnant or that Chad did it he probably won't live through the night. God knows the second someone points at me I'm pointing right back at chad.
He knows I know what's up and has been paying me cash regularly to keep quiet. I should be pissed but she sure as hell won't get away with an abortion and we're coming up on week 10. It's more amusing to watch them have a long, slow nervous breakdown then to spill.
So until someone notices the bump I get $100 every week, or until I have to tell her dad the truth. That's not a crime or something since he offered to pay in the first place, is it?
>>700105608
I really like Japanese girl bands. You wouldn't guess it by looking at me.
>>700106296
Do what yo have to /pol/fag, but don't take anyone down with you. Your misery is your own.
>>700126775
Its fun, girls get turned on, I usually wear shorts. I thought about making videos of there reactions but I was afraid too many people would start doing it and it would be mainstream So i posted just for by b tards/friends
>>700110735
What the fuck you little shit.Dope is Xanex
>>700141151
I suppose it is outside of it all. Fair enough.
A asked a girl out because she liked me and I don't like her (it was today) and i'm bad with these situations so idk what to do
>>700144164
bless your wife for assisting in your weird fetish.
>>700145005
sounds amazing
how did you introduce her to your fetish?
>>700145939
you should be more selfish. that kind of overwhelming consideration is going to hurt others the most, and than devolve to you only suffering.
>>700129143
I've fasted and it can be done safely. Fasting is also common for spiritual reasons to facilitate meditation and clear the mind.
I suggest you study fasting. I like it and it helped me lose weight.
Do cardio for health. A LOT of cardio. Lifting is for esthetics, cardio for energy and weight loss. Buy an exercycle and pedal at home. It's always available and low impact.
>>700146063
I just sort of told her. We clicked immediately and it didnt take long for the sex to turn kinky. We were chatting about fetishes so i told her.
I've raped stupid high school girls and have slit a few throats. toss them in the middle of the dry hot desert in random places
I know economic collapse is possibly coming in a few years so I've been prepping. No huge scale silos of military grade weapons, just refining my skills of farming and storing food and making repairs and such.
>>700146063
Oh and yes, it was amazing. We still have the socks to this day.
>>700146189
so I'm just gonna dump her tommorow then i guess
>>700142640
I've read American Psycho too, fag.
Almost of age anon here, gonna confess about a girl that i was friends with. She committed suicide some time ago and left me with one last message through skype, do you guys want me to copy paste it?
>>700112652
How do you know which are alarmed?
Do you ever worry about sharks? They are active at that time.
I like this
I went for a Poke Walk today. I'm 33.
>>700137593
So don't tell him shit. That won't actually help because it's just a statistic.
Age and gender are irrelevant in war, which you know. Your real experience should trump the social conditioning of civilians who are SUPPOSED to be kept docile.
Study PTS heavily and while seeing yer shrink, learn more about it on your own.
>>700141682
>>700142179
Nah I'm fine. Just a little off muh rocker. I fit in pretty well though.
>>700146493
yeah
>>700105608
I'm addicted to porn. I used to be very social and had some sort of decency, but as years went by, I cannot look at anyone without thinking about what it'd be like to fuck them.
teachers, students, friends, their parents, my parents, my relatives, coworkers. Every new person I meet I will jack off to thoughts of fucking them.
I kissed a girl once
>>700147181
and I liked it
My dad whent to jail for being a child molester when I was in 9th grade. I'm 21 now and just tell everyone that he is dead even though he is alive and well and out of prison. The thought of running into him one day disturbs me because I don't know how I would handle it.
>>700146493
This is what she told me
Im so sorry. I cant do it. So much shit has been going on. I can’t take it anymore, I just need to get away. Im probably not going to reply after this, since I giving every thing away. I love you. I Know it was only on a platonic level, and we weren’t even a real thing but I really do feel like I love you. I honestly lied to you when I said I was fine. To be honest, I was so heart broken over so many things, and then you came along. I felt like I actually had someone to relate with, and honestly liked it. Then so much shit went down and I couldn’t take it.Im not gonna end my life..I just- Im not sure what I’m going to do. I was such a doofus and I jacked everything up. Im sorry about being a clumsy girl that was head over heels for you, knowing I wouldn’t get much in return. Please. Don’t bash yourself. This is just a goodbye message,and I know its super gross and cheesy and shit but Im just saying things I feel. and How I felt. I never meant for all this shit to happen, therefore Im going to fix it. Im going to fix it all. I don’t want you to hate yourself or any of that bullshit. Just be the sarcastic little nerd I knew. So this is it I guess..I love you. and I still will…I don’t wanna say goodbye, I really don’t. but I have to. Keep doing you, and don’t stop for anybody. I don’t fucking care what happens, keep being an asshole on 4chan. I don’t fucking care what they say. You are the definition to my perfect and always will be. I know, I sound so cheesy. But I don’t care. So I guess I’m signing out..For all the days Im gone: Good morning, goodnight and I love you. I love you so fucking much. Bye..
I got a message from her family the following day she hung herself. Keep in mind we're both still in high school. This is actually the 3rd person ive come across to have killed themselves.
Dear mods, feel free to ban me now
I work weekends the office fairly often. Usually the only person there. Sometimes i will go through everyones office and rub my cock on their mouse/keyboard/phone.
I dont really know why i do it. It takes like an hour or more to get everyone.
I also like to lock myself in the server room and strip naked. The other day i fucked my ass with a sharpie in there. Was pretty fun.
>>700147443
fucked her right in the pussy
>>700140669
You should become a writer and expend some of that energy. Sounds like you have a hell of an imagination.
Dope on west coast is meth. Dope on east coast is heroin. In certain context dope is weed if your 70.
>>700147519
SHARPIE IN THE POOPER
>>700147510
sadman.jpg
Mods are asleep, bro.
https://youtu.be/13uUR35CZkI secretly like this guy. Send help
>>700105608
I can only get off to mom JOI.
I have a broken microwave that I beat with a bat everytime I get home from school.
I like to dance naked in front of my mirror.
I've dabbled in anal play but have gotten tired of the cleanup before and after.
I always cary a hammer in my backpack for no real reason.
Pretty standard stuff tbh, you guys have better secrets.
>>700148383
can you post some mom joi
Some times I cum all over a wad of money and go and spend it while it's still a little damp
>>700148383
you left off the part about being poor, a fucking microwave cost around $150 or less
>>700147510
Death's hanging out right behind you scoping for victims on your facebook.
>>700148464
http://www.momjoi.com/1285/zoey-holloway-mom-son-joi/
I usually just go to this site. Zoey Holloway is my fav because of the scenarios she gives.
>>700147510
how did you feel about her?
>>700148561
lol you make sure to get it to the young female cashiers too
>>700148158
I actually ended up drinking and skipping out on some school. This was last year during the testing season so i ended up in summer school
Was thinking of just doing a feels thread to get over this
>>700148648
This thread was only about secrets. Even so, not really poor. In college with my parents helping me out big time. After I finish I'm on my own.
>>700117939
>
Also you're gay.
>>700148694
>http://www.momjoi.com/1285/zoey-holloway-mom-son-joi/
i can only ever find step mom shit. want actual mom rp
>>700148668
I mostly use liberal leaning apps so i can fuck with everyone, never facebook
>>700148765
I'm not a scrub, you tried it too?
This weekend I'm going out in the woods with a rifle and a uniform and dropping acid. My goal is to make myself think I'm at the Somme.
>>700148695
Well she was a good friend and i would use the sweet talk in a pretending fashion
>>700144553
Your ex still loves you
I tell myself I don't miss her, even after she broke me and threw me to the side.
It still hurts.
>>700106102
I only did it cuz I was bored.
>>700149012
no but am now lmao gonna make sure I give it to the bitchy ones also
Went to a restaurant and my server was super cute so I couldn't stop looking at her. Eventually I blurted out that I thought she was the most beautiful girl I've ever met. She just smiled, and when I got my bill she left me her phone number. I was so afraid of things not working out, I threw her number away. Now I don't even go to that restaurant for fear of bumping into her. It was my favourite restaurant.
>>700105608
Got shit on my sisters dildo
>>700149171
enough you pussy
>>700147817
West Coast fag. Dope is heroin here, you tard.
I live in an actual meth town and nobody calls it dope.
I've been sad and alone all my life. I've considered suicide multiple times but am too much of a pussy to do it.
>>700146378
I've shot and killed a man in the desert, it's amazing how cold and dark it can get at night.
>>700149288
wtf is wrong with u
>>700148956
Sorry dude, I guess it would be too incestious. I don't mind as long as it's an attractive older woman. Not interested in having sex with my own mom but I guess I have some weird thing for older mother figures.
I stared at this chicks tits through her blouse for an hour as she attempted to sell me a timeshare I was just their for the free 2 day stay lol she kept readjusting so I'm pretty sure she knew.
>>700145162
Same here, then my friends found out and now they buy me stuff whenever they go over there
>>700130122
Since Pythagorus
ive never had a wet dream
>>700149238
It's fun to see them touch it and some look a little weirded out its all damp, they probably think it's water but there soo wrong
>>700149707
shouldve rubbed your cock in front of her while u did it
>>700149565
totally. I've gone to a few 40+ escorts just to have them watch me jerk off.
>>700149541
betafag that sabotages myself to ensure I fail at everything in life, because I enjoy misery I guess.
I'm pissed that I can't go to my favourite food spot.
>>700149710
>buy me stuff
I think my family has disowned me because of my obsession.
>pedo
>6TB OC
>no encryption
>no fucks given
cop arrested me thinking I was someone else when I got out of jail the next day I decided to run a cop off the road for their faggotry
>>700133560
Kek
if real you better have that being recorded
>>700149288
loling hard, holy shit
>>700149930
I still have my V card and I'm 18. Don't know if I'd ever get an escort for that kind of stuff but hey, everyone has their own kinks.
>>700149939
sure u can. you just choose not to. Man up Whats the worst that could happen? refuse service?
>>700150114
>loling
Go back to tumblr fucking cuck
>>700141151
You're on a list now, you better say sorry.
>>700150321
>this guy
>>700150294
The awkwardness would make me want to die. Also, if she was pissed at me for not calling her, she might fuck with my food.
>>700144553
same boat man, just drunk messaged her today. even though I have a gf rn. I tell myself that it was right to break it off but I'm really in denial about how much I miss her. and if i could id turn time back....i dream we could just get back together but i moved away and we got an ocean between us now.
also I sucked a dick when I was like 12, and i constantly question my sexuality (straight male) because of 5 fucking minutes of my life. when i was young. i drink a lot because of this
>>700122037
>don Juan
Kek
>>700149288
man the fuck up
>>700150453
If shes still there tell her you didnt want to fuck anything up
I use to mix HCL and aluminum foil in a bottle shake and throw it. FUCK would it set off the whole neighborhoods car alarms and leave a foot wide crater in the ground when it exploded lol
>>700150453
irrational thinking. how the fuck does she know you even seen her fucking #?
>be 15
>in forest preserve cultivating makeshift pot plants with buddies
>smoking and made campfire
>very dry weather
>leave forest preserve without extinguishing fire
>see news about small-scale forest fire next day
I started a forest fire.
I've never told this story. Not even sure how to really tell it.
A few years back, I was going through a divorce. Real rough time. Found out the wife was cheating, she was taking the kid, it was all hell.
Well, I was understandably pissed and out for a little revenge. And the wife, well, the guy she was cheating on me with was actually her ex-husband. Her and her ex-husband had been together for years and raised a kid together and all that shit, but she left him about a year before I met her. Well, they got back together and got into the swing of things and I guess she forgot to tell me it was over somewhere along the way.
So I decided, I'm gonna go and bang their daughter. And I did. One day when the wife was out and the daughter was lounging around the hosue being a snotty, good for nothing druggie like she always is (she was 17 at the time), I waited until she got herself all fucked up, and while she was burnt out I just tore that puss up.
Then the bitch turned out pregnant. But as luck would have it, she had been sleeping with her boyfriend of three years all the while, and everyone thinks the kid is his. They always used birth control and condoms and shit, so I know the baby's mine since I nutted in that slut something fierce. My ex-wife's daughter is raising my kid, and my ex-wife and her ex-non-ex-husband are paying for it.
I'm gonna die with no regrets.
>>700150488
you drink alot because the bottle is in the shape of the penis you liked so much
>>700150621
As stated, go back to being a cuck on tumblr and facebook
>>700105608
Dick tastes better than pussy, mainly because guys actually know how to fucking wash their shit.
Girls think that their funk is just to deal with.
>>700150788
Kek
>>700147510
How would the mods even prove someone is under 18? The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Someone would have to be retarded enough to post their passport or SSN or something.
>>700105608
was on a business trip for a long time in Australia...horny as hell. browse back page and see most of the chicks are fake tits. whatever, i'll browse the tranny section. Find an unbelievable looking crossdresser. hard as diamonds. fuck it, it's now or never. an hour later i'm boning the shit out her. 2 hours of good fun. pic related, it's her.
>>700150788
That is epic
>>700147510
post a pic.
unless shes an ugly fat bitch, then should all hang themselves.
>>700151136
Thanks for assuring me anon
>>700151256
you mean (him)
>>700150553
I can't, I'm beta :(
>>700150601
I might do that, but what if she was just looking for something not so serious, and I just sound like I'm planning our wedding? I have irrational fears.
>>700150628
It was pretty hard to miss, right under the total. I still remember how she dots her "i" with a little heart.
I don't go into threads with 100+ replies because I know I won't get a (you)
>>700151256
I fucked this tranny from bp
>>700151525
Today is your lucky day, friend.
>>700151525
you
