In this thread, you will do your best to survive the zombie apocalypse.
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You slowly open your eyes to the sound of music. It's your alarm. Your head is still ringing from the night before. Why did you ever choose to work at a bar?
You look to your left in your bed and see that you are alone. Your memory is somewhat blurry from the night before, but at least you didn't end up doing something stupid.
You roll out of bed and catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror:
A. You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
B. You smile to yourself, still fit at 32. Your body is muscular, with a trim waist. With dark hair and dark eyes, you are definitely a handsome man. No wonder you have succumbed to the temptation of working in a bar so long; you can still pick up women with ease.
>>699479818
A few notes: First vote wins. All votes should refer to the previous section of the story.
Story sections can be drafted in about three minutes each time.
Everything is always OC, so there is no copypasta.
>>699479818
A please
>>699480082
You admire your beautiful, 22 year old figure and your white, creamy skin. Your red hair falls over your shoulders and almost covers your firm breasts.
You smile to yourself as you look in the mirror, and your hands briefly cup your breasts. You sigh, looking over at the empty bed, and then walk over to the closet to pick an outfit for the day.
You have the day off, and so your day is going to be wide open. Your closet is full of a variety of outfits in accordance with your varied, eclectic tastes. You decide:
A. to put on a simple t-shirt that reads, "/b/itch" and a pair of tight jeans. You want to keep it casual today.
B. a short, white, tight dress. There is no reason not to look hot as fuck on your day off.
C. a pair of running shorts and a top. You definitely need to work out after drinking so much last night!
>>699480401
>>699480401
C
Hate no one is joining in op. Must be too busy fapping to traps
>>699480742
You decide to pull on a pair of running shorts and a top. You definitely need to work out after drinking so much last night!
You pull on a pair of panties, your running shorts, and a tight top. You pull on a pair of ankle-high socks and then your running shoots.
You take a look in the mirror and you look cute as fuck, as always!
You grab your phone from your nightstand and then throw in your earbuds. You throw a piece of ID into your back pocket, and then head down the stairs for your run.
The sun is just barely coming up. You definitely set your alarm too early. You throw upon the front door, looking out at the open street. You decide to:
A. Turn right and head towards the park on your run. You can run along the water.
B. Turn left and head towards the city. Traffic is still light.
>>699480918
That's okay. Once there is more to the story then more people will join in. No one ever gets all that excited by the intro section to a zombie adventure story :)
A
>>699481123
A
Haha i agree! You're awesome. I'm voting for hillary btw, you should too haha, you won't REGRET it :)
>>699481321
You decide to turn right and head toward the park on your run. You are only a block away from the waterfront, and so you head head one block over so that you can run along the seawall.
The sun is just coming up behind your back as you take off on your jog. You spend a couple of minutes jogging along the before you enter the park. You do not pass anyone coming out of the park, which is surprising given this is one of the busiest running routes in the city.
You enter the park, the trees on your left and the water on your right. The water is glistening in the sunlight, and the trees are soaked with dew.
Up ahead, you finally see someone on the path. They appear to be walking slowly towards you. As you approach them, their head snaps from a low position, and their eyes lock yours. The woman is elderly, and as she meets your eyes a low wail escape from her lips.
You continue to run in her direction, but as you get within a few feet she suddenly lunges at you, her hands outstretched, a loud shriek emanating from her throat.
A. Kick her in the chest.
B. Dodge her and keep going.
C. Turn around and run the other way.
>>699481739
>voting for a corrupt retard with the vocabulary of a ten year old that committed high treason
But seriously go shitpost another thread buddy
>>699481986
>>699481987
Cowards should have drop kicked her in the chest
>>699481986
>>699481987
You jump back as she lunges towards you. Her eyes appear furious, but the only sound is a loud shriek. As you stumble backwards, you hear another loud shriek coming from the woods. The shriek is shrill, loud, and long, almost in response to the woman's shriek.
You turn away from the woman and take off back down the path at full speed. You have no idea what the fuck is going on, but you are not going to stay in the park to find out. You look over your shoulder and see that the woman is following you. You are shocked, because she is only a few meters behind you. She lets out another shriek, and again there is a response from the woods, a long wail.
You see up ahead another person on the path. You are still at least a hundred meters away from them, but you can see that it is a man.
A. Run towards the man! He can help you.
B. Turn right into the woods!
C. Jump off the path and into the water. You can swim home from here.
>>699482375
Fuck niggers i hate them
>>699482589
Not an option...
>>699482619
Kek
>>699482435
Are we trying to get ourselves fucked here. We should've gone for the man. He didnt cry back like the FUCKING FOREST DID.
>>699482624
You immediately turn off the path and into the woods. You sprint forward at full speed, feeling branches and underbrush tearing at your clothing as you run. You can hear the elderly woman plunging through the brush behind you.
"Reaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr," comes the shriek of the woman behind you. You hear a call again from the woods to your right. There are at least two of them.
You are now running at full speed, just tearing through the woods without regard for direction. You run for at least three minutes before you realize that the sounds have stopped. You emerge into a small clearing with a path leading off to the left. Blood drips down our shins from where your legs have been scratched in the underbrush.
A. Remain in place. Call the police.
B. Use your GPS to figure out how to get home from here.
C. Forget about using your phone, just take off down the nearest path! Keep going!
>>699482986
>needing the help of others
Yeah no they only slow you down
>>699483234
Noob
>>699483199
I say we did good here
>>699483170
We didnt NEED the help of others but he could've atleast been a human shield for us and he wasnt fucking shrieking like the woods were that we ran in to.
>>699483199
You briefly consider using your phone, but conclude that if you remain in place at all you are going to be overtaken by whatever has been following you.
You take off at a jog down the path to your left. Hopefully, this will take you in the direction of home. You pull the earbuds out of your ears as you run down the path, keen to be able to hear if anything else is coming for you.
Your hear another shriek to your rear, but it sounds like it is at least a minute away. You look down and see blood dripping from your shins to the path. You are unsure if the woman can track you, but you don't slow down given the risk.
A few minutes later, you emerge from the path onto a road near the park. You see a few cars driving by, oblivious to whatever is occurring in the park behind you. You could take this road to reach home.
A. Try and stop a vehicle and get help.
B. Run back along the sidewalk along the road towards your house.
C. Stop and call the police.
>>699483586
If you knew anything about a zombie situation scrub it's that humans are far more dangerous than zombies. The woods were the smart choice
>>699483603
B go get something useful from our place and book it.
>>699483603
Who the fuck calls the police
>>699483760
Aye scrub, we dont know what type of zombros these are. That is a huge factor in deciding if humans are more dangerous or not. Plus, this is the early stages. Humans havent gone anarchy yet.
>>699483706
You take off at a jog back towards your house. If there is still traffic along the road, then it is unlikely that whatever you are facing is in front of you.
Based on where you are along the road, you believe that you are about two kilometers from your house, so you are pretty close. You keep your head on a swivel as you jog along the sidewalk, blood still dripping down your shins.
As you watch the traffic, you still do not notice anything unusual. You continue to jog for another minute or so until you hear a shriek from behind you. You look over your shoulder and see the elderly woman. She is sprinting towards you at full speed, her body moving at a remarkable pace. Again, you hear a response from within the forest to your left. Another one. You hear a third call from the forest, this one even closer. The third one must be within 50 meters.
A. Run full speed along the sidewalk.
B. Run into traffic and try to flag down a motorist.
C. Run along the center line of the road between traffic.
>>699484396
>>699484337
Good choice. I would've already carjacked someone tbh.
>>699484337
You dart off of the sidewalk and into the middle of the road. You run at full speed along the center line of the traffic, knowing that any motorists will be available to avoid you.
The first vehicle comes toward you from your front left, and the driver honks loudly as he slows down to pass you. The honk is loud and piercing.
You heard more calls from the woods in response to the loud honk. There are at least four this time. You look over your shoulder to see the elderly woman shriek at the car as it passes her by.
Another car passes you on the right, this one honking as well. Fuck. There are more shrieks from the woods.
You are almost sprinting at this point, but the elderly woman behind you is keeping up. Another car speeds towards you, honks, swerves to avoid you, and then you hear a crash. You look over your shoulder to see that the vehicle has struck the elderly woman head on.
A. Stop and see if you can help the driver.
B. Great! Keep fucking running!
>>699484761
F5 thread
>>699484903
You keep running. It isn't your fault there was an accident... at least not entirely.
You look over your shoulder as you run. You see that the elderly woman has gone completely over the front of the car that struck her. She is lying in the middle of the road, and the car has stopped. You watch as the driver, a middle aged man, gets out of the car and walks towards her. You see her head shake, and she struggles to stand. You hear another shriek from the woods to your left and turn back to the task at hand.
A. Get the fuck out of the road. You are going to cause another accident.
B. Stay running down the center of the road. The traffic can protect you.
masturbate
>>699484761
A and check on the lady too. Shes probably hurt
I would just put on some fresh harambecore and chill out awaiting my death.
https://soundcloud.com/dicksout
>>699485302
We aren't trying to die retard
>>699485302
You fucker are going to get us killed. this is a multi personality disorder person that we are trying to survive the apocalypse
>>699485287
The shriek is no motivation to move closer to the woods. You continue running down the road, hoping that the traffic will protect you.
After another minute, and with the shrieks continuing from the woods, another vehicle drives towards you. The driver honks, but then stops beside you. The window rolls down, but you keep running.
"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing in the middle of the fucking road? Where the fuck are you going?" You look over your shoulder to see an angry black woman leaning out of her window to yell at you.
"You fucking stop and look at me, bitch!" she calls out to you.
A. Keep running. Fuck this.
B. "Can you help me? I am being chased!"
C. "Turn back, woman! You need to get the fuck out of here, fast!"
>>699485662
b
All shit choices fuck that black bitch
Just got here, loving this op
>>699485859
This is a time when every second matters. Don't help anyone when you're trying to survive
>>699486009
True
>>699485788
You continue to run down the middle of the street. There is no reason for you to stop just because someone is angry with you.
You continue to run, your breath heavy as your feet pound the pavement. You hear another vehicle behind you and you look over your shoulder. The black woman has turned around. She pulls up alongside you, her window still rolled down.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, you dumb white bitch? I'm going to call the fucking cops on you. You're going to cause a fucking accident. Get the fuck out of the road, woman!"
You just continue to run. The woman pulls ahead, then pulls in front of you and gets out of the car. "Are you fucking crazy, bitch?" she asks you as she emerges from her vehicle.
A. Just run around her.
B. "You need to get out of here, lady! Someone is chasing me!"
C. Punch her in the face and take her car.
>>699486329
>>699486341
>how to get your ass beat
>>699486329
Bad idea, rule of thumb is to never pick a fight with a black woman
>>699486238
D. We need to go check on that old lady I feel bad for her
>>699486329
You do not slow down as you barrel towards her. Her eyes widen as she sees that you are not going to stop. She tries to turn, but your fist connects with her chin at full speed with a resounding, satisfying crack. Her head snaps back and smashes against the side of her vehicle, and she falls to the ground. She struggles to try and stand, and you give her a sharp kick to the face.
"Arghhhh," she tries to speak, but blood bubbles from her lips and two bloody teeth fall to the pavement.
You give her one last kick, then jump in the vehicle and slam the door. You hit the gas and surge forward. You look in the rearview mirror and she is still laying on the ground, holding her face, as you pull away.
Fuck yeah. The adrenaline is pounding as you take off at full speed.
A. Head home.
B. Call your best friend.
C. Head to the nearest Wal-Mart to get supplies.
>>699486506
>>699486703
She's filled with adrenaline and has the first punch the black lady stands no chance
>>699486813
Kek'd hard
Roll
>>699486887
Yeah, that's true. Plus she's athletic and the black woman isn't
>>699486931
You dial your best friend, Amanda.
"What... the... why are you calling me so fucking early?" she asks as she picks up.
"I was attacked in the park! And then there was an accident! But I managed to steal a car from a black woman, and so I'm on my way to your place!"
"The fuck? Are you serious?" she asks. "You fucking stole a car! What the fuck are you doing? Why the fuck would you come to my place? Are you fucking crazy?"
"I'm not crazy... I had to steal the car. Really, I did."
"This makes no sense. You should just head to the police station and turn yourself in. You are talking crazy."
A. Tell her that you are going to come and get her. She needs to be ready.
B. Tell her that if she doesn't want you to come there, then she needs to meet you at your place.
B
B
>>699487385
Didnt amanda drink bleach? I call bullshit.
>>699487484
"I don't care if you think I'm talking crazy. I'm serious, Amanda. I am coming to your house, and you need to get ready. Get everything that you need together. Get all your camping gear. We are going to need as soon as I arrive."
"Are you serious? What are you talking about?" she responds.
"Just do it. I'll be soon." You hang up.
Whether she likes it or not, you know that she will be ready when you arrive. Or at least she will be up. She probably couldn't get ready quickly even if you were just asking her to go to the store with you.
Now that you know you have someone who can help you, you decide:
A. Head to Wal-Mart and get some supplies first.
B. Just head straight to Amanda's.
>>699487766
Drink bleach? Huh?
A
>>699487768
B fuck walmart
B
>>699487824
https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Todd im pretty fucking sure this is fake.
>>699487911
Congrats you died. Things haven't gotten crazy yet there is still time to stock up and that's the most important thing you could do
This is fucking awesome OP, great thread!!
>>699488115
I would go to whole foods I mean that unhealthy shit could kill you, right!?
>>699487874
Now that you know you have someone who can help you, you decide to head to Wal-Mart and get some supplies first. You are only a couple of minutes away by car.
As you drive, you notice that there does not appear to be a serious change in the pace of traffic yet. There are fewer cars coming from behind you from the direction of the park, but everything else still appears to be normal.
You pull into the Wal-Mart parking lot and park the black woman's car. It's a black Civic. Not exactly the car you would have picked for an emergency, but better than nothing.
You get out of the vehicle and decide that you need a plan before you go in given that you only have your ID and no wallet.
A. Go for the blunt weapons. Grab a few, and then head out.
B. Try and steal some kind of firearm.
C. Get a cart full of food and other items and then just make a run for it.
why did /b/ choose the girl? The story is less relatable because I never got much interaction with girls.
this could have been a fun thread
C
>>699488324
Come on dont leave man things will get better
>>699488349
Food is more important than fucking guns
This is exactly what I need since TWD "ended"
>>699488324
Sorry fam that was me
>>699488349
Freaking retard food and melee weapons are a million more times more valuable than a gun
>>699488493
You can hunt for food with a gun and Amanda has food and supplies at her house
>>699488554
It didnt endeded
>>699488349
You put the keys in your pocket and attempt to walk casually into the store, even as blood drips down you shins.
"Welcome to Wal-Mart!" beams the old man as you enter the store. He then notices you are bleeding. "Do you need some assistance, ma'am? Are you alright? Do you need first aid?"
"I'm good," you respond coldly. First aid? That's not going to help at the moment.
You head towards the firearm area of the store. As expected, everything is locked up. You look at the clerk behind the counter. He is young, about 23, male, and reasonably attractive. He looks you up and down and gives you a smile.
A. "Dude, it's the fucking zombie apocalypse. Weapons and ammo and let's bolt?"
B. "What can I do to get something for free from you?"
C. Leap over the counter and attack him. He definitely won't be expecting it.
>>699488635
Yes it did... They fucked up with a cliff hanger and now it's just ended
>>699488625
Amanda is dead she suicided u fuck
B
>>699488349
You fuck
>>699488723
D we need to look for the old woman if shes okay
>>699488625
>eating possible infected meat and drawing undue attention after stealing a car instead of stocking up on water and canned goods.
Retard
>>699488756
No there are new episodes in november i think
>>699488830
I agree. D. Go back to where we got that old lady hurt.
>>699488928
Food and blunt weapons are common, and with a gun you can take those things from other people
>>699488928
Well, it's back in October but I'm not going to watch it after the prank they puled in the s6 finally
cool thread, keep it up OP
>>699488796
"What can I do to get something for free from you?" you ask him in your most seductive voice. He looks you up and down cautiously.
"Ummm... is this for real? I mean... umm, are you asking me what I think you're asking me?"
You smile at him. "You know it, babe. See, I need a few things for a trip I'm taking, and I just don't have the cash at the moment. Is there something I can do for you to get you to help me out?"
"Is this a joke? Were you sent here by my manager?"
You smile at him again. You slide one hand down your chest to your crotch, then back up again and give your fingers a lick. "I'm serious, darling."
"Fuck... fuck... ummm. Alright. Just follow me to the back room then... let's go."
He emerges from behind the counter, looks around, and then leads you towards the storage area of the store. You follow him through the door.
"So, you going to suck my dick then?" he asks with a smile.
A. Grab him by the head and smash his face into the wall as hard as you can.
B. "Of course!" Fall to your knees and get started.
>>699489040
Yeah you wouldn't last long. You can't think long term very well fam
>>699489040
What the fuck do you want from me?
B s
This is going to turn into full on sex Lmao
>>699489265
Nice
>>699489323
No... Just no...
>>699489237
I want ur dick bb. But in all seriousness I was trying to defend my reasoning, plus I thought it would make this a bit more interesting.
>>699489548
Ok i'm just wondering why you said that i was talking about twd
Electrical engineer in, just rig an electric fence with a few car batteries. Rack up while I can and keep moving.
>>699489265
"Of course!" you respond. You fall to your knees and pull down his pants. His cock is soft as you take it into your hand. You wonder to yourself how you ended up on your knees in the back room of a Wal-Mart about to suck cock for weapons. You better be right about what is going on.
You slide his soft cock between your lips and begin to suck. You feel it hardening quickly as you bob up and down slowly. You increase the suction, and he moans loudly.
"Holy fuck! You are amazing!" he says as you continue to suck. His cock grows to full size, and then he grabs the back of your head and begins to pull. You gag repeatedly as his cock hits the back of your throat.
Thankfully, within a couple of minutes, you feel a warm load of cum fill your mouth. You pull back, and then spit on the floor beside him.
He smiles at you. "So, what do you want, babe?"
A. ".22 rifle plus as much ammunition as I can carry."
B. "A shotgun and a pistol, and as much ammunition as I can carry."
C. "Give me an AR-15. And thanks for not giving me any fucking warning before you came, jerk!"
>>699488723
A
Roll for persuasion, I guess?
>>699489811
You are behind.
b two guns twice the ammo plus you don't have to aim too much because of the spread of the shotgun
>>699489811
Dammit I was gonna pick b
>>699489194
You wait for a second, considering your surroundings.
Ive got it! You think to yourself. "If i brought a friend over.. do you think you could help both of us out?" You say with a sly smile and a wink.
"Of course" says the man.. "but who is this friend?"
You pull out your cellphone.
A: we call amanda
B: we call that old lady
>>699489735
what kind of pistol is b?
>>699489927
Stop holy kek
>>699489927
You are without a doubt not OP.
>>699489927
Stop hijacking the thread
>>699489835
"I want a .22 rifle, plus as much ammunition as I can carry."
He nods, shoves his cock back into his pants, and then leads you back out to the gun counter.
He unlocks the cabinet, grabs a rifle, and places it on the counter. He then grabs a basket and fills it with ammunition.
"You better not mention this to anyone... I could get fired for this," he tells you.
"If you don't mind me asking," he begins. "What the fuck is going on here? Why did you just suck my cock for a firearm? Am I going to get into trouble.
A. Just walk away.
B. "I think it's the zombie apocalypse, dude. You should get out of here."
>>699490170
C we call that old lady
b
A
A. Fuck that guy, he sucks.
>>699490295
No he got a nice cock
>>699490263
STOP
>>699490295
no he's a /b/ro
>>699490263
You're adopted.
>>699490295
but picking a means you don't get to say the word "dude"
>>699490378
& he got a nice cock it aint gonna suck itself
>>699490224
"I think it's the zombie apocalypse, dude. You should really get out of here."
He laughs at you. "You are one dumb fucking slut. The zombie apocalypse? Yeah right. You think I'm a fucking moron? You escape from the loony bin or something, bitch? Seriously. Fucking people these days and their stupid fucking -"
A. Butt stroke him.
B. "Enjoy your death, motherfucker. I'm out".
C. "I'm serious! I was attacked in the woods by an elderly woman! And then she was hit by a car! And then I had to punch a black woman in the face and steal her car to get away! I'm serious!"
>>699490263
Go an brave yourself
>>699490130
>>699490087
>>699490067
>>699490030
Just sharing my love OP.
Really am loving the story you have going here:*
Just.. worried about that woman who got hit:( i hope shes okay.
>>699490442
Hm... I do like to say the word "dude"... Very well then. I change from A to B.
B
>>699490506
B hes a dickhead
>>699490545
You are doing gods work
>>699490506
B.
>>699490263
Did i start a meme
>>699490629
>>699490621
>>699490611
>>699490589
>>699490571
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F61fxmeO2Xk
>>699490568
Fuck yes we touch his butt
>>699490740
You did
>>699490781
no, we don't maziko
>>699490568
You calmly pick up the rifle from the desk as he is speaking, appearing to examine it. You then quickly spin it and smash him right in the nose with the butt end of the weapon. He goes falling back through the class, blood pouring from his nose.
"What the fuck, you stupid slut! I'm calling the fucking cops on you, bitch!"
You jump over the counter and hit him again in the face with the butt of the rifle, sending his head slamming back against the cabinet behind him. His head slumps down and his body collapses to the floor.
The greeter from the front of the store heard the shouting, and he emerges from an aisle shouting at you. "What are you doing, young lady? What is going on here?"
A. Take your weapon and run.
B. See if you can knock out the old man as well.
C. Shoot him. Good test for the rifle.
>>699490890
We do
A
Kevlar armor and bullet proof mask.
a
>>699490929
What the fuck? I thougt we would touch his butt?
>>699491012
Not bullet proof mask
>>699491109
i told you maziko
>>699491109
You're a butt
I legit though we would stroke his butt.
>>699491231
Well shit rip his butt
>>699491236
Oh fuck i thougt we would gently rub his butt
>>699491248
>>699491109
;_; the old lady wasnt even as brutal
>>699491401
Faggot
>>699491401
me too
we really need some butt fondling in this thread
>>699490997
You jump over the counter as the old man approaches. You congratulate yourself for not trying to load the weapon and shoot him before he reached you, given all the ammo is still in boxes. You take two steps towards him, and he begins to run. You catch him with a short dash, and with a sharp stroke catch him in the back of the head, sending him falling through a stack of beef jerky. Blood pours from the back of his head as he lays, motionless, on the ground.
Fuck. This is some fucking mayhem.
You run back over and grab your basket of ammunition, then head for the exit of the store. You run out of the exit and head for your car. Holy shit. That was exhilarating.
You jump into the front seat of the car, heart still pounding.
A. Load some magazines in case you end up in a firefight.
B. Head straight to Amanda's.
>>699491597
A we call the lady
>>699491597
Straight to amandas. If she asks why we are bloody we got attacked. We did NOT attack anyone else. Someone was dead and we took his gun.
>>699491640
You start the car again and then hit the gas, heading straight towards Amanda's. As you begin to head down the road, you hear sirens coming down the street. You see up ahead that there are police cars heading down the street towards you at full speed.
You have no idea if they are heading for the park, or if they are heading for the Wal-Mart where you just completed a brazen robbery...
You have a split second to decide.
A. Spin around and flee in the vehicle.
B. Drive casually towards them. They must be heading for the park.
>>699491597
is there an option where we can still stroke the dudes butt?
>>699491908
Roll
>>699491904
C we give that guy a last rim job
>>699491953
Perfect (I think)
>>699491884
Damn right we took his "gun."
>>699491953
An brave of you...
>>699491953
we goin to jail, nigga
>>699492101
No fuck you. This is brave >>699492052
>>699492188
You know nothing
>>699492188
>>699492142
Pretty sure we fucked up guys. Black lady down, probably told the cops what happened. They know the car.
>>699492339
Awww shit it's that nigga Jon snow.
>>699491953
You drive forward casually. You attempt to remain calm as the police cars approach. They drive right by you at full speed, sirens blaring. Six of them blow by you, all heading in the direction of the park.
You turn on the radio. It must be public at this point.
"- to avoid the park at 45th Street at this time. The disturbance appears to be crime related. Again, officials are advising everyone to avoid the park at 45th Street at this time. If you are just joining us, there are unconfirmed reports of a series of violent attacks. We are waiting for an update from the police, but what we know at this time is very limited."
The report continues as you head to Amanda's house. The sirens also continue, and police, firetrucks, and ambulances continue to rush down the road towards the park.
You arrive at Amanda's a few minutes later, with the new reports telling you nothing new. You grab the rifle and the box of ammunition and get out of the car. You run up to the door and knock.
"It's me!" you call out.
She looks out her window on the ground floor. "What the fuck are you doing here? And why are you armed?"
A. "Just let me in. I'll tell you all about it inside."
B. "It's the zombie apocalypse! We gotta go!"
C. "There's a riot in the park. I just heard it on the radio!"
>>699492415
Looks like we will be getting a police gangbang to get outta this one. Ready your holes boys.
>>699492582
I like your trust in peoples willingness to accept the story.
>>699492488
>officials are advising everyone to avoid the park at 45th Street at this time. If you are just joining us, there are unconfirmed reports of a series of violent attacks. We are waiting for an update from the police, but what we know at this time is very limited."
... mybaaaad
D lets enjoy this dudes butt
>>699492535
"There's a riot in the park. I just heard it on the radio!" you call to her.
She rushes over to the door and opens it. "Holy shit! How did you end up with a weapon? Is that how you were attacked?"
"Absolutely. There was a riot, and so I had to fight someone to get out of there. I just went to Wal-Mart to buy a rifle. The shit has really hit the fan, babe!"
"Shit... well, I'm not ready to go yet. I have barely packed anything. I mean, I just have a sleeping bag so far, and some clothing. Umm, what else do we need?"
A. "Fuck this. Let's just get out of here."
B. "Alright, we need fuel, water, as much food as you have, and pretty much everything from your garage."
C. "Just water and food. And the sleeping bag. And then let's go."
>>699492777
Trip tells the truth
I guess we're going to die from our shin injuries given we're just pretending they never happened...
>>699492744
It's their problem if they don't and seeing the reaction is neat
>>699492744
Maybe amanda will be a b/tard and fully ready for whats about to go down.
>>699492927
but what if we need to melt some steel?
>>699492980
She will be ready with her katanna and waifu?
>>699493069
We will enjoy this dudes butt later i tell you
>>699492927
"Alright, we need fuel, water, as much food as you have, and pretty much everything from your garage," you respond.
"Because of a riot? Seriously?" she asks.
"Yes, because of a riot. Black people are dangerous! You know what happens when there is a race riot. Did you not see the news from Milwaukee last night yet? They were just beating up every white person they could!"
"Shit. Okay, I understand. Alright, let me start gathering everything. You want to take care of those cuts on your shins, or help me?"
A. "Yeah, just pass me the first aid kit. I'm just bleeding everywhere."
B. "No time, babe. Let's get everything and get going."
>>699492875
HA I TOLD YOU AMANDA HAD FOOD AND WATER PICKING THE GUN WASN'T RETARDED I KNEW IT
>>699493069
well... i guess jet fuel won´t be any good
>>699493124
Kuk
>>699493069
Airplane fuel dog
C we rape that dudes butt
>>699493165
B
by the time the story ends, we will have died from bloodloss
She should find some penicillin for the STIs she's contracted....
>>699493264
"Yeah, just pass me the first aid kit. I'm just bleeding everywhere," you respond to her. She grabs the first aid kit from the kitchen and hands it to you. You head into the bathroom and wash your shins. You then apply neosporin and bandages. Your shins are not too bad, and you should be fun. At least you will not be dripping blood anywhere.
You walk out of the bathroom, and you hear Amanda rummaging in the garage. You also hear a soft knocking on the door.
A. Go check the door.
B. Go load your weapon. No matter what comes next, you need to load that damn rifle.
C. Go help Amanda with the supplies.
>>699493648
Not for the current question.
>>699493648
KEK
>>699493648
You are retarded. This thing needs to be loaded.
>>699493785
We are going to load that dudes butt.
>>699493648
You dumb nigger, in the words of Rick Harrison "you never know what is gonna come through that door"
>>699493785
But the butt looks so tasty
>>699493855
Fuck yes
>>699493678
You head back to the living room and grab the rifle. You begin to load magazines. Finally. There is no point in travelling around with a rifle you cannot load. You load all of the magazines that you were provided, and then load the weapon. You slide the cocking handle back, and it comes forward with a satisfying, "Swoosh CRACK." Yes.
You hear a pounding from the front door. And then you hear that piercing shriek again. And then more. There are at least five of them outside. You grip the weapon tightly.
Amanda comes rushing out of the garage. "What the fuck was that? Are there rioters outside?"
A. "We're going to take your car. Now. You're driving."
B. Try to shoot them from the window.
C. Explain that it's actually a zombie apocalypse. She should know.
>>699493855
Dude's dead, we hit him with our riffle in the back of the head you motherfucking necrophiliac
a
>>699494197
god no
worst fucking idea ever
>>699494197
rooftop korean style
>>699494197
now they are going to go through the window
C keep her ass in the dark the whole story
>>699494153
I like my man ass like I like my Popsicles cold and hard.
>>699494153
No we are going to rape him. Now.
>>699494257
We're going to have a hoard of lame brains heading our way
>>699494313
She's a woman. What did u expect rational thought all the time?
>>699494338
Good taste anon
>>699493895
>>699493895
>>699493895
I wouldnt have been dissapointed if this whole thread lead up to this line as some sort of cruel joke
Amanda smells your breath and gives you the stink eye...
A zombie apocalypse can't logically succeed.
>be me
>wait
>survive
Yawn
>>699494197
You rush over to the window. It's a ground floor window, but you should still be able to get a view of the front door. The window is open.
You look out the window and see four people screaming and banging on the front door. Clearly, none of them are really people at this point.
"Seriously, what the fuck is that?" Amanda asks you as you look out the window.
You raise your weapon to your shoulder, lock your sights on the first one, a man with blood pouring down his face and a crazed look in hie eyes, and fire, catching him in the temple. He spins around and collapses to the ground.
The three others turn to look at you and rush towards you. You prepare to pull the trigger again when suddenly Amanda crashes into you, knocking you to the ground.
"What the fuck are you doing?" she shrieks as she knocks you over. She tries to grab the rifle from your hands.
A. "It's a fucking zombie apocalypse! I'm serious!"
B. Knee her in the stomach. Throw her off you, and then try to explain to her.
C. Knee her in the stomach. Try to throw her off you, and then hit her in the face with the rifle.
Good Work so far Op
>>699494702
FUCK YOU NIGGER
>>699494702
Youre a life saver. Holy shit.
C
I feel bad for amanda. its not her fault she doesn't know what's going on
Ok we hit her then eat her ass we gotta do it at least once
>>699494702
Looks like we will be touching that dudes butt in heaven.
I really wanna suck the dudes cock again
>>699494804
It looks like everyone is trying to kill us...
>>699494631
FUCKING AMANDA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THE ZOMBIES ARE GOING TO FUCKING EAT US BECAUSE OF YOUR BULLSHIT PACIFIST IDEOLOGY I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE MORMON AND IF THEY WERE WE SHOULD STILL BE SHOOTING
>>699494702
"It's a fucking zombie apocalypse! I'm serious!" you say to her as she tries to grab the rifle from your hand.
"I'm serious!" you shout again. She stops and looks at you, disbelief in her eyes. "Really? Are you shitting me?" she asks you.
The question is answered for her by a large crash, as one of the creatures from outside crashes through the open window onto the floor of the living room. Blood pours from its hands, where it smashed through the glass. It appears to be momentarily dazed, and then lets out a loud shriek, "Reeeeeeeearghhhhhhhhhhh!" A second zombie falls over the edge of the windowsill into the room.
A. Shoot them.
B. Run for the garage.
C. Run for the front door. You can go around them and get to the black lady's vehicle.
B
>>699495107
nice
>>699495107
MOTHERFUCKER WE GOING TO DIE
>>699495107
Great. We just attracted more of the hoard.
>>699495169
Danke
new thread soon?
>>699495250
We can suck their dicks man
>>699495280
we'll need a cont. thread
>>699495335
Or stroke dem asses.
Can we eat the zombies ass
Im a nigger
We're fucked you fools
>>699495393
We can suck dicks
>>699495429
nice b8 m8
>>699495488
Im a nigggsyj%%%%&&&
New thread op
>>699495107
You raise your rifle to your shoulder, aim at the first one, and fire, catching it in the throat with your first round. The second round hits it in the face and sends it slumping to the ground, blood spraying the second zombie in the face.
It lets out a loud shriek and charges towards Amanda. You do not have enough time to aim properly, as it is too close quarters for a rifle. You snap off a shot from the hip, hitting the creature in the chest and slowing it down. Amanda spins on her heel and runs down the hall towards her bedroom.
The zombie follows, and as it lurches forward you are able to get the rifle to your shoulder, fire, and hit it in the back of the head. Amanda rushes into her bedroom, screaming, and slams the door behind her.
The third zombie is still banging against the front door.
A. Go convince Amanda to come out of her room.
B. Pick off the third zombie from the window, and then get in your car and bail.
C.Pick off the third zombie from the window, and then go try and convince Amanda to come out.
>>699495572
cont. thread plz
>>699482624
stupid cunt
People like you are why I still check on 4chan after being here off and on for 10 years
Good shit
>>699495609
b fuk her
>>699495609
C and cont thread
>>699495609
>>699495767
Thread continues!
B
>>699495609
Cont thread plzzzzz
cont. thread when?
>>699495701
>>699495739
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Convince Amanda to "come out" the we succ HER butt
>>699495767
b fuk her
