Secrets thread. Post your secrets and confessions
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Secrets thread.
Post your secrets and confessions
when I was in kindergarten me and the girl next door used to kiss and touch each other all the time. Sometimes we would just make out and touch our privates for and hour or two but didn't really know what sex was or what to do.
One day while we were in 1st grade she was at the dentist and her little sister was home and she was in kindergarten. She lifted up her skirt and I repeatedly kissed her "special spot" and she giggled and laughed so hard, enjoying it so much, that the baby sitter got curious and came back to check on us. when she opened the door the girl threw her skirt down just in time and we weren't caught
They ended up moving away but I went to high school with them. Never said a word to them about it or ever talked to either one of them again.
My wife and I had a threesome and when the alcohol wore off, she called me a cheater and now wants to divorce me....
>>699449768
You should have recreated it when you saw them again
Since my milf wife is camera shy when naked, I like to sneak pics of her and then share them with other guys on kik and hear them talk nasty about her and tell me how they are jacking off to her.
I had casual sex with a girl for months and now she's pregnant and we're decided to get an abortion and it makes me want to kill myself
>>699449824
But she was there... Involved ...
>>699449824
who was it with? what happened during it?
>>699449993
Same
>>699449999
How did she get pregnant? Did you cum inside her like a dumbass?
>>699449993
kik me pls.
loverofallover
>>699449999
Why don't you just keep the baby and sell it to rich folks without kids of their own.
Nice quads.
>>699450071
kik me pls. time to fap
kik: loverofallover
>>699449999
been there done that
also, checked
>>699450071
Wanna trade thru kik?
>>699450215
Just did.
>>699449212
My dick is so small, and i have a round ass :3
>>699449999
>>699449993
Kik me: CJ.123.
my wife is mega religious and thinks I am, but in my late teens (90s, before the net) I spent a couple of years selling bootleg hardcore Dutch porn, spent 9 months inside at the end of it (some of it was a bit illegal - not kids of anything though) but she thinks I was just in college.
I dont associate with anyone I knew back then, but sometimes I do worry it will come out I dont have a degree and have never been to college.
i post ads on craigslist to buy pantyhose from women.
>>699449212
>be 10 many, many years ago
>live in ruralish subdivision, have older grouchy neighbor
>grandaughter same age as me, go to same school but not in same classes
>granddaughter cools, moms a bitch, grandmother is fucking raging all the time
>she comes by for the summer, hang out, play and shit
>one day, asks if I want to come over, tell her no 'cause of grandmother
>says she's in garage/shed and she found something
>walk with her to shed, opens trunk, full of stuff from her dead grandfather, consider stealing it but girl stops me
itwillbemine.jpg
>sitting there when she pulls up dress, flashes snatch and says let me see yours
>whip out 10 yo dick, she starts to suck it, eventually have some form of sex
>after the deed she looks happy, says it didn't hurt this time and felt good
wtfyoumean.mp4
>says when her dad does it, it hurts way to bad
>tell her we can never talk about what we did, she says thats what her dad says
>beat ass to house, tell parents that night what she said
>few hours later, police lights as far as the eye can see
>everybody goes in cruisers, girl in van, never see anybody again
>find out few days later dad had killed himself and his wife, grandmother was in nut house over it all
>middle of night, sneak over to shed, steal contents of trunk, full of Nazi stuff (coins, dollars, helmet, medals, pistol, you name it)
>pass other neighbor who's trying to jack a new mower and window AC unit
headnod.jpg
>within a few days, dad goes over and nabs newer TV with a NES and has neighbor help lift the living room furniture
>neighbor steals bedroom furniture, rest of neighborhood finishes off contents
>still feel bad to this day I didn't get my hands on more
>>699452674
>anddaughter cools,
shoulda kept in contact with girl sounds like a cute thing goin on. meh im a sucker for childhood things
>>699452674
nigger detected
I freeze my cum in ice cube trays and put them in the drinks of my friends and family when they come over.
I wish I had someone to exchange nudes with and get horny many nights
>>699449212
I'd really liked to get gangbanged at least once, but I will never go through with it,pic related >.<
JESUS LMAO THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS
>>699453029
same tbh
>>699453045
same omg!!!!
>>699453029
m or f?
>>699453045
once again. same
>>699453197
f lol but I'm young and a virgin lol
>>699453045
whats holding u back?>>699453189
>>699453260
how young? u can still send pics if virgin?
>>699453260
if ur 18+ kik me
loverofallover
>>699449212
I'm addicted to sharing pics or vids of my gf when I get really horny. I love the thrill of it, but as soon as I cum, I get really anxious that the stuff I post will be spread or someone will see. I'm terrified a video will end up on a porn site or something one day or a redditor friend will message me because something got uploaded there. It's exciting in the moment, but afterwards I always regret sharing.
>>699453260
How young?
>>699453260
YO WAIT SRS? hit me up we can get that fantasy going, timestamp tho
>>699453470
Same! My secret is like the third one. Any chance you trade privately thru kik?
>>699453001
Not a nigger but might as well been. Lived in shit tier trailer park. Sort of like tweakers without the meth. Watched a guy steal a dudes hubcaps and use Liquid nails to hold them on to place because they were the wrong size.
>>699453474
18 lol
>>699453470
I don't get the appeal of sharing your GF. Guess I'm not a cuck...
>>699453264
I'm really shy irl
I used to lick my little cousin's asshole. She was around 6, and I was about 8. We both enjoyed it and did it at every possible opportunity. I loved her flavor and smell.
Kind of explains my actual anal fetish.
I know this one guy called tyler. He inserts things into his rectum.
>>699452674
do you still have the nazi stuff? any photos?
>>699453640
33... male
>>699453640
thats hot would love to talk more with u ...i like the anonymity of kik..message me: loverofallover
we could have some fun /I'm m/28
>>699449999
Are you serious dude? You're just killing something that never had time to get attached to the world, never had ambition. It's like killing a fruit fly IMO.
How late term?
>>699453749
chat first? ;0
>>699449212
I was fucked in the ass when I was 8. From that time I always wanted to be a girl.
>>699453812
No he doesn't.
>>699453987
I'm like...REALLY shy
>>699453260
lolol epic lulz
>>699454028
He once inserted a live bat up there
my goal is to suck a dick before the end of the year
I once killed a dragon
>>699453775
Why did you stop? Did you ever talk about it later?
>>699453749
theres ways to ease into it. kik sharing pics or shype could be a good start since theres no pressure and you're in control.. thats a hot fantasy
>>699454116
same tbh but thats the magic of being an anon B)
>>699449212
OP is a faggot
oh wait everyone knows that
>>699452674
Are you a nigger by any chance?
As I grow older alongside my friends it's harder and harder to accept how little like them I am. I feel like I'm a heavily intellectual person who cares about every one more than myself. My views and morals are so deeply rooted into me. My closest friends only care about getting laid. They only care about the things revolving around status. It's not like I don't enjoy going out and looking nice. In fact I have the most fun dancing with women and getting dressed up to go etc. The second I don't want to do those kind of things I am sorta ousted from the circle for the time being. I'm already so alone. The thought of losing what friends I have is pretty scary. The last girl I was involved with lead me on twice and had me thinking we were about to date each time. That shit fucked me up so much I still don't know what effects she has on me. I still don't even want to meet other women. My friends who don't know I was already involved with her say things like "hey man she's perfect for you" and all I can answer is "yeah I know.."
None of this is really secret. I don't have secrets. I don't hide anything from myself or the people around me. Just needed an outlet.
I once found a live mouse and so I took it home with me. Every night before bed I would let it nibble on my penis. It made me so hard I eventually thought about having sex with the mouse. I kind of succeeded but it resulting in the mouse being torn in half on my bed.
This one time when I was 8 I raped my sister and then forced the dog upon her.
>>699452989
>sucker for childhood things
kys pedo
>>699454225
Shit, me too
>>699449999
Nice quads, also just talk to her about how you feel it's better to do that than keep that shit inside forever.
>>699453260
whats ur kik?
>>699453640
timestamp?
>>699453640
18 year old, female and a virgin. Best fiction on /b/ yet
>>699454481
i mean not like that yo. Like cute stories and shit. childhood romances that grow to when theyre older its nice.
>>699454244
that's true, thanks for the advice :)
>>699453989
Lucky
>>699453264
I don't know, opportunity, interest maybe. I'd almost rather them be complete strangers so as to not really chance running into them again, but that also carries its own issues. I'm not talking about getting railed by a room full of dudes but like maybe 3 or 4. I tend to keep to myself and not really hookup so that might be some of the trepidation. I don't know, i end up watching a lot of gangbang porn but never seem to be able to pull the trigger on doing it.
>>699454702
AHHAHAHAHafjahfaja
>>699453045
Kik?
*
>>699453613
sorry too shy to post pictures on here lmao
>>699454769
no prob! wanna kik? id like to hear more about u
>>699453260
I'm young too, kik?
IL send timestamp pics
I cheated on my wife with another girl before we were married... a lot. And I fucked that other girl's ass. A lot. And I will always wish I fucked my wife's ass that much. But (BUTT), last night I fucked my wife's ass and watched her eyes roll back into her head as she enjoyed it.. and she's SO much hotter than that other girl was. So I've learned the errors of my ways. Pic is of "other girl"
>>699454997
ah sure! you first tho please :0
>>699454238
We stopped it about a year later. When she was around 11 (I was 13) we almost fucked, but we felt so bad that we stopped. We talked about it for about two weeks.
Later we both hit our mid-teen years, and we cut contact the way we had when we were little kids. We rarely talk nowadays, so we never had the opportunity to talk about it again.
I'm 27 now. Sometimes I find myself thinking if she also has that same anal fetish as mine... but I guess I would never find it.
>>699454755
Never had anything like that, and I don't get the appeal if you aren't a pedo. How the is it sexy? Children are basically potatoes with arms
>>699455045
was that first time in wires ass? how did u ease her into it?
>>699455123
not sexy. just cute. zero sex appeal. like reading a cute romance
>>699455110
Get drunk with her you fuckhole and find out
I have a close group of friends and every couple of weeks we will gather together to have a full out orgy with one another for fun.
>>699455106
heywaitaminuteiwantinonthis
Eat egg in a hole everyday for breakfast for almost 2 years now, I'm ashamed because I don't eat lunch or dinner really unless its egg in a hole, I love that shit!!! I don't tell anyone and when people try to invite me out I don't go and give some lame excuse and because of that I weigh 123 LB and I'm 6' 7" I'm tall and skinny...
I cheated on my gf because I was depressed and someone else was there for me. I don't feel the least bit guilty about it.
>>699455334
how did this start? how do u decide who fucks who? any groudrules?
>>699455316
No. She's going to get married soon, and I don't want to be a cousin-fucker-redneck like the 80% of you, cousin-fucker-rednecks.
>>699455106
loverofallover is me
>>699455353
how old are you?
>>699449212
My cuck friend wanted his qt gf to suck my dick and for me to record a video for him. He doesn't know I kept a copy for myself (I wasn't supposed to) and still fap to it.
When I was younger there was a ants nest at the bottom of the garden, I used to cover my dick in honey and let the ants make do ant things to my penis.
>>699453045
Why not just fuck one guy to start with?
>>699455452
I hate you, egotistical son of a bitch.
>>699455617
39...
>>699455022
ah sure why not?? what's yours?
>>699455649
share please
>>699455617
18fam
>>699454474
Woah
>>699455239
No, wife and I have had anal many times. We did it before we were married. I did however take my wife's anal virginity and I try to remind her from time to time how holy that is between us and I talk dirty to her about it when we do it. She was into being freaky and having fun with me so I just pushed in that direction. I also have a big fetish for anal so I've talked a lot of girls into it over the years, just not anyone new now.
>>699455743
sure sure uh mine is leagdoge if you want maybe
>>699455452
You sound weak
>>699455737
I'm in the same boat as this guy >>699453470 don't want it to end up on pornhub, but I have shared here before when drunk.
>>699455334
Ratio of girls to guys? How many people?
>>699455387
You mean toad in the hole?
>>699455838
whats the best position to start?
>>699454905
badpuppeh
>>699455884
1 sec then
>>699454250
horny 14 years olds arent supposed to be here, kid
>>699449212
I'm regularly fucking a married person I work with. Have met the spouse and "broken in" their new house.
>think I'm catching feels
>tfw THAT'S the thing that feels bad
>>699456018
No that's what your mom calls my dick
>>699456086
u rite u rite. cept im more of a horny 90 year old
nice meme tho
>>699455972
I seriously don't understand the appeal here. How does being a cuck feel sexy?
>>699451475
hey bb
>be me years ago as a small child.
>at mother's work place
>goes to the back room where there are a lot of computers
>starts using paint
>goes to internet explorer
>searches, "nekid leydees"
>looks at porn for hours, but didn't know what it was
>wonders if I can look for girls my age
>searched CP
>2 weeks pass
>mothers work place shuts down Iwonderwhy.jpg
>>699449824
You should have involved another woman in your relationship
>>699456115
Because of the warts right?
>>699456089
I hope you die with an anal prolapse, motherfucker.
>>699456373
Yeah :/ that and how short and stubby it is
>>699456018
Nickname or joke?
I eat an egg in a hole, its toast with an egg in the middle my mum made it for me before she left my dad Evey morning she works at some fancy collage Princeton or something like that, her research was more important then me or my dad, I'm been living on my own for 2 years now and egg in a hole was my savior for stress I guess. And yay I put sad Pepe as image meh, meme or be meme
>be working on IT service desk
>boss is a woman
>women are evil especially when in charge
>makes my life hell
>she goes to her daily statistics meetings with the team leaders
>im on my lunch break
>get her milk from the portable fridge in her office (she never locked her office but always stressed the importance of IT security, kek)
>came in her milk
>backfired
>she drank some of her milk and actually commented that "whatever they've done to the milk is good, it's sweeter"
>fuck it, she swallowed my load
I have other stories
>>699456199
I dunno dude, but I got the best blowjob out of it, so I'm not complaining.
>>699456534
It's not called egg in the hole, it's called toad in the hole...
Recently fucked my 20 yr old aunt
>>699456034
Almost every time you should try starting by spooning the woman in front of you, her on her side with you behind her. Now she can grab you from behind and guide you in. You can now kiss her neck from behind as well as spank her, squeeze her boobs and MOST IMPORTANTLY, play with her clit while her legs are spread with your free hand. You can hold her, assure her and carress her with that hand/ Get her off as quickly as you can with little focus on deeply penetration her ass. Just get her to enjoy the feeling of you inside her there. From there, the limits expand
>>699454250
that's true lol ur right : p
when i was like 9 yo my nephew who is one year younger used to masterubate eachother
>>699453721
You don't like other guys admiring your car or firearms?
Same thing
>>699456569
Let's hear them
>>699456763
No it really isn't... And I don't give a shit if guys admire my possesions
>>699455482
It started as a joke first. We were all hanging around after a rave and one of my friend started stripping because she got hot. The guys started joking about how she should give us all a blow job for fun and eventually she did. Since the other girls were also watching they wanted to join in as well. We were all really drunk so that definitely played a part in starting all this.
Anyone can fuck anyone as long as the other person is okay with it. For the most part everyone is fine fucking each other.
The ground rules also depends on the person. We all know each other well by now so we know who we have to wear a condom with, who want can't cum inside, or who we can't do anal with, etc...
>>699455990
There's 10 girls and 9 guys in my group including me.
>>699456697
Maybe its like different areas saying different shit? Like bubbler or fountain lol
>>699452674
I'll take "Things that never happened" for $500 please, Bob
>>699449212
I trade pictures of my girlfriend with other guys at my University for homework help and stuff.
I go after girls with baggage. I get them to trust me, then I make them tell me all of their little secrets, and when they start to cry, I make my move and fuck them. Then I leave and never talk to them again.
Some girls take days, some girls take months but they all break.
>>699456443
It gets better.
>person I'm fucking having martial disputes
>straight up cops called on them arguments
>spouse doesn't help financially
>they try and fail marriage counseling
>two kids
>I get to hear about them not having sex hence the christening of the new house I got to do
>tfw this person isn't the only person
>>699453470
I'm similar, except I secretly really want to see a video of my girlfriend reposted on a porn site.
>>699457109
I don't think so. I'm more conceived that any anon who doesn't think the same I think is a dumb.
>>699456534
>>699456697
toad in the hole is sausages in batter, how the fuck is egg in toast toad in rhe hole? kys.
>>699457131
Do you ever post her here?
>>699456749
i mean hell yeah. speaking of which kik?
>>699453837
I still have the armband, medals, SS patches, money, pistol, and few other things. Sold the helmet to buy my first car back in the 90's. Rest of the loose stuff got sold to a local skinhead group to help pay for down payment on an actual house. No regrets. Still have the NES and games as well.
>>699454400
Checked. And no. Parents were white trash trailer park residents so being greasy came natural. But living in an actual town in a real house, I've never been tempted to chimp out and rob people.
>>699457200
Have fun in hell
>>699454468
>>699454794
are you male or female? Ever had a threesome at least?
Is it weird to have a sister who likes sitting on your face?
My gf is into cuckolding. Not the way you would think though. She wants me to fuck other women in front of her. Especially the ones who already have boyfriends. This would be a golden opportunity but what she doesn't know is I have zero game.
>>699457325
Oh you think you're so high and mighty with your sausage? I'm very experienced in sausage I tell you what!
>>699457216
post them.
>>699457329
Nah, there's no benefit posting her on here.
>>699457510
You get her to find the women.
>>699457325
It is a different thing what the fuck I only eat, egg in a hole, its the fucking best, never heard of that sausage shit.
>>699455838
>wife and I have had anal many times
but you said earlier
>And I fucked that other girl's ass. A lot. And I will always wish I fucked my wife's ass that much
So your story is inconsistent within 7 minutes and thereby proved to be fiction. I'll bet you're all alone.
>>699457592
are you kidding there is way too many benefits. The blackmail you can get ahold of is unreal
>>699456463
plus the green skin
>>699457679
Haha maybe for you but not me.
>>699457551
>>699457216
https://www.dropbox.com/s/plh7ig2l1rkijn0/IMG2.mp4?dl=0
>>699455452
Nice excuse faggot
>>699456968
>I don't give a shit if guys admire my possesions
Poorfag with no stuff spotted
>>699457122
Yeah, it happened. Gotta understand it's
1. Kentucky
2. Trailer park
3. Incest and pedos is really, really, reeeeeaaallly common here
4. "Good old boys" will rob your ass just as quick as a nigger
5. Trailer parks are bad places to visit and/or live and should be destroyed
>>699457864
Any more?
>>699454417
How about you stop doing things you don't enjoy and finding new friends?
I masturbate and watch porn three times a day, but that's wrong because I'm virgin
>>699457630
How hard is it to find a woman who's up for it?
>>699457510
Called a cuck queen
One day I had to use the restroom at the mall. It was one of those unisex restrooms. When I got in I saw the stalls where occuppied. One had opened and a woman came out. When entered the stall I saw the woman did not flush the toilet.
Looking down with disgust something caught my eye.
I saw little white spots in her poop and on closer look can see there were white worms.
Pinworms I thought.
I thought to myself "no don't do it" but I became aroused.
I stuck my finger in the poop and picked one up it squirmed on my finger.
The took my finger and rubbed the worm near the entrance of my ass hole. I felt it squirm.
"It is trying to enter me to infect me!"
The thought made me rock hard. I could feel it enter in me. Its new home. I reached down and got more worms and poop and shoved it up my ass more.
Thought of what i had done made me cum real hard.
I left the bathroom with my find safely inside me. Then next day I went to the bathroom. I looked in my feces and did not see any worms if figured they died.
I was relieved in a way, I put the parasite in me but it died and not to worry.
After a few weeks I forgot about it .
But then one morning after about a month , I looked at my poop and saw it full of white worms. Omg they are in me!. "The are living breeding inside me!" "I am infected!" Then I cum so hard at the thought like inever did before.
I did not seek treatment .
After two weeks I decided to play with them .
I reached into my poop and got a few on my finger and went to see if one would crawl up my pee cum hole . I watched it wiggle and move as it slowly entered the feeling made me almost cum but resisted.
Then I put another one in. I was thinking after a few weeks what will it look like when I cum. I have a way of delivering a gift by having sex.
Thinking about it made me smile.
>>699457888
>Im a cuck and anyone who isn't a cuck is a poorfag
kek'd
>>699454474
details
I want to watch my daughter get fucked by a group of guys
>>699458203
Pics
>>699456089
>>699457200
Here. I only feel shitty catching feels. >>699457371
>>699458053
Pinworms are barely big enough to see, let alone pick up or feel.
When my cousin and I were small we started exploring each other. He would hump me from behind, touch my chest, rub me through my panties. This went on till we were about 12 and then just stopped. To this day I wish I could just ask him to have sex with me. He made me cum more than any other man ever has
>>699454468
Good work mouseman. You're a real mouseman yourself now.
>>699449212
I tried to kill myself when I was 12 and nobody knows about it. I still have suicidal thoughts sometimes.
My family thinks I'm 2 years drug-free but I just bought a 3 gram block of pollen hash yesterday and I'm going out and taking pills tomorrow night.
I was secretly in love with my straight best friend and he never knew, although we did cuddle a few times (he was basically /fit/ incarnate as far as being a fag in denial goes).
I had a gay relationship with my cousin for years and we never told anyone. We stopped when we started dating girls. We're still good friends and we never talk about it.
I've had three girlfriends and I'm still a virgin. I broke up with the first because she was annoying and the other two got cold feet and dumped me right before we were supposed to fuck.
I'm secretly terrified that I won't be able to get it up whenever I do actually have sex, because I received a blowjob once and it took me ~45 minutes to cum (wasn't pleasant at all).
I was almost raped Deliverance-style by a big hairy biker dude a few months ago. (This event turned me from being bisexual back to being straight).
I have been reading and posting progressively more and more fucked-up erotica online for years, occasionally going full DELETE THIS when the Catholic guilt sets in.
>>699456569
fake af but if true, congratulations, you have diabetes
>>699453989
maybe that's why I wanna be a girl
>>699458248
>>699458103
what is a strawman and why do people construct them?
>>699457997
Ah that makes sense. I should tell her that. We didn't really have a word for what she was.
>>699458464
If you couldn't get a boner from getting head, you jack off way too much.
>>699449212
I secretly drug my wife and invite my friends over to use her body when she's passed out.
>work in service
>have regular customers due to "energy, smile, friendliness"
>good convos
>customers tip and gift give
>suicide feels
I come to work wanting to have just stayed home. I'm at home just wanting to die. Cowardice is behind the past attempts and why they remain as such.
>better off faking
>>699458203
how old is she?
>>699458885
Never happened
4/10 bullshit
>>699458885
Would do this too. If it's true I know you have pics. Post them
Went on a babe I know's boyfriends Facebook and convinced her to blow my friend, my cousin and I before fucking me (Bf's account)
>>699449212
i used to jerk off on a running lawn mower until my dad caught me doing so.
true story.
>>699458822
I think I mis-spelled it
It looks looks like it should be cuckquean - who knew?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuckquean
>>699458685
I'd watch her get fucked too
>>699456235
Heh, I used to do that. Funny days when porn was actually exciting. Rathan than
>Not a friday so cba get laid
>GF's away
Go to a place called Empire in Middlesbrough UK. So easy to fuck, makes it better that most of them are pretty nice gals
i once look out the window to see some ass and titties and ill let my dick out
>>699449212
Don't listen to these haters OP. You're fucking beautiful! and don't let anyone tell you any different. The reason all of these permavirgins are getting ass rustled is because they can never be with you. They don't understand women.
If you want you can add me on skype and we can talk 1 on 1.
Here is my skype Hitman9726
People tell me im a really good listener and I have to agree i'm pretty damn good lol.
Just make sure you don't add anyone else on steam because they are trolls and will most likely just call you names.
here is my skype again add me Hitman9726
>>699458685
moar?
>>699458865
Well no shit, I'm not so stupid that I don't know that. I was masturbating way too much at the time and wasn't anticipating that I'd be receiving a blowjob. I wank much less now, but the nerves are still a factor I think.
>>699456955
checked
>be ditching school in my fave spot
>it's basically a park with a shit load of grass and thousands of trees
>people go there to walk their dogs
>youths go there at night to smoke weed, etc.
>I go pretty early, it's about 08:20 or so
>go to my usual spot at the far end of the park
>nobody goes there because you have to climb through shit to get to my spot
>my spot backs onto houses, you can basically climb their walls and go into their gardens but most have nails on the top or glass to deter people from doing it
>I'm there for a good hour one morning (bear in mind this was approx. 2002-2003 so no good smartphones to play on
>sit listening to music on my iPod
>decide to fap (I usually did this quite a lot unless I was ditching with friends)
>start fapping, pants around by my knees
>see curtain twitch
>SHIT.JPG
>pull pants up faster than flash and try to peek over the wall
>WHY THE FUCK WAS I FAPPING IN VIEW OF THE OP WINDOWS.MPG
>a hand is waving
>WTF_DO_I_DO.png
>look over again and the hand is gesturing me to go in
>I can't tell what this person looks like or who it is but the hands are small so I know it's a woman
>hand starts pointing down gesturing things so I climb on their wall carefully because it has glass on top
>there's a woman stood at the door at the other side of her garden and she's asking me to come in
>NERVOUS.EXE
>decide fuck it I'd rather die than go to school
>make my way to the woman
cont.?
>>699457640
When I say many time with my wife it's different because of time. I've been with my wife 8 years now. I've probably had anal sex with her, my wife, over that time period 50 times. I'd say I had sex with the other girl about 50 times in six months. It was a regular occurrence, the end of most of our encounters. It's the frequency that's very different. Pic of "other girl" related
when i was like 8 i had a threesome with my 7 year old cousin and my 10 year old brother, well, me and my brother would take turns, one of us would sit at the door counting to 60 and would tell us if someone was coming while the other two would masturbate each other, we didnt know what it was but it felt good so we did it regularly. then when i was 13 we were all sitting in the backyard of my aunts place talking about when we used to do it.
>cousin says we were young and stupid and she regrets it
>feelsbadman.mp4
>>699459224
NYPA
>>699458389
umm.. no.. they aren't...
>>699457510
yeah that's cuckqueening
>>699449212
i'm voting for trump
>>699458538
Not fake and I don't have diabeetus
>>699449999
why not just give the baby for adoption?
>>699458540
Story? Actually I just realised I was probably 7 when this happened. I remember because that was before my First Communion (I was raised Catholic).
>>699459048
>*husband
>sadly vanilla
>>699459281
Well it's good that you're aware of that. You'd be surprised how many basement dwellers post shit like "help.. Can't get a boner from sex, No idea why"
>>699456993
what city do you live in, would the group be down with accepting any new members? I would provide MDMA and cialis
>>699459224
Noice
I hope this copypasta stays
>>699459155
>>699459257
>>699459334
Dem stretch marks tho
Unlucky fam
Bet you're so proud
I used to kissed with my sister when we were 8 years old. I'm 19 now, virgin and I havent had a bf yet. Sometimes I have fantasies with Ava Addams, and other times with the black guys at my school.
I have sex with my family on a regular basis.
>>699459642
Nice b8 m8
>>699457375
Im a guy. and one 3 way back when i stupid drunk.
>>699459301
yes
>>699459699
Does the whole fam participate?
>>699459301
cont. even if fake sounds interesting
>>699459354
Umm... Yes they are...
>>699459699
who joins in? how old were you when it started?
>>699459509
It's the old kung fu death grip. I think even if you abstain from wanking for several months, all that happens is you go off like a rocket once the seal is broken and then it's sort of back to the way it was. Only good thing is that you can last a long time (if you can get hard in the first place) but that's cold comfort when you're as under-endowed as I am.
>>699459774
Do you have pics?
Will you share?
>>699454417
Holy actual fuck your life story is literally mine anon. Literally same shit. Even the girl leading on twice and the friends and shit. It's not so bad anymore
>>699457551
Did you watch?
I scam guys on craigslist hundreds of dollars daily posing as a girl and telling them in order for me to trust them in real life and meet to fuck, they have to send me $50 on PayPal first. It's ridiculous how many gullible losers are on the site.
>>699459845
My mom, dad, older brother and younger sister.
Started when I was around 15 or 16 year old.
>>699456235
>be me
>on back of bus after middle school track meet
>girl sitting next to me
>lays down on my lap
>sneak my hand into her sweaty buttcrack
>boner
>starts fondling my dick
>she ends up giving me a bj
>smell my hand the rest of the night
>>699459596
The stretch marks belong to "other girl." She was the mother of two when I met her; the wife of an army husband who liked her being degraded. I couldn't care less how she looks these days other than she is well, hopefully. She was fun at the time. I didn't do it because I wanted the hottest woman ever in bed. I wanted a woman who'd say 'thank you' after you shot a load in her asshole. Worth every time I did it. We made some videos too for the demanding, messed up, fuckup husband. Can't un-video that shit, can you, fucker?
>>699459846
Damn that sucks.
>Always kept a pretty loose grip
>still pretty sensitive
>above average size (6 1/5") at 18 y/o
>feelsgoodman
>>699458391
get with me ;)
>>699460302
Sweaty girl butt smell is the best. Now have you tasted it?
>>699459846
How big is your penis?
>>699459116
Dubya
when I was 12 I used to get the juicy grime out from in between my foreskin and stand over my mom who comes home drunk every day and just scratch all of that grime out of my foreskin and have it fall into her mouth, all whilst she was sleeping
when i was 15 i tried to get a noose going so i could hang one of the local guerilla tribesmen, they promptly found out and i had to perform a tribal jig so they would not behead me in front of the entire schoolyard
>>699449999
Who cares with those quads
>>699460602
5.5" with decent circumference (not 100% sure what exactly). Been told I have a "beer can dick" before by girls but my mates used to call me "shrimpy dick" in school because I'm a grower not a shower.
My point being that if I just "whip it out" it looks pathetically small, like a little boy's dick
>>699460807
No.
>>699459762
>>699459806
Actually isn't fake so enjoy
>hesitantly walk down to woman
>she calls me by name
>WTF.AVI
>tells me to calm down
>her daughter is friends with my sister
>she must be 40-something then
>asks me to come inside, she's alone
>for some reason kept saying things like "sorry about the house I was about to clean", "sorry about that" "mind the miss, oops"
>she was a solid 7/10 brunette with blue eyes wearing pale pink (what looked like silk, or whatever shiny material) pyjamas, nothing on her feet and as she sat down didn't give a fuck if I saw up her pyjamas
>tried to make it no obvious
>things escalated quickly she started asking me what I was doing out there and that "she knew I was being naughty"
>reassured me said it's normal and would be worried if I didn't do that
>then it just went fast, she put her hand on my leg and insisted she helped
>I didn't know what the fuck to do but I was terrified I was a virgin apart from getting 2 handjobs from the same girl and a blowjob from 1 other girl
>she starts stroking me and says I shouldn't tell anybody and if I enjoy it can keep going back and she will keep my secret of not going ot school
>pulls my cock out and sucks it, I cum within about 45 seconds
>she thinks she is amazing for some reason, it must get her off thinking I think she's some sort of goddess?
>she lets me chill there for a while and cuddles into me like I'm some alphamale and I'm protecting her and I'm 16-years-old
I stopped seeing her when she turned 50, this went on for about 7 years or so, even when I got with my girlfriend (now fiancee) I was fucking her, she taught me everything I know so when I first fucked my fiancee she thought I was amazing
I'll never be able to thank her for making my youth actually enjoyable
>>699460270
how old was younger sister when she started?
Are you male or female btw?
drunk and stoned one night convince my gf to fuck my dog she love it and we fucked her whole night did it every time we get when we have a chance (when parents not at home) we where 16
>>699460904
Well the average vagina is 4" deep and you're pretty close to the average dick size. You could satisfy most girls still, don't be so hard on yourself.
>>699449824
Get her drunk again and keep her drunk.
>>699460976
yyyyyyyoooooooouuuuu luckysonofabitch
>>699461195
This Anon is right.
>>699449212
I once stole my ex wife's hot daughters phone so I could see all her nudes...
>>699461403
Did she have any?
>>699454417
> "I don't keep secrets from people"
> Just needed an outlet
Pick one
>>699460976
You misspelled "pajamas".
>>699449212
stole my friends gfs panties and also posted all her nudes online to get off to...pic related
>>699461495
Oh yea, big win for me.
>>699461195
>the average vagina is 4" deep
What does this mean? I'm 7 inches and I've never had to leave half my cock outside a vagina during sex.
>>699461571
How did you get them? Also post more
>>699461178
nice anon. Did you take pics? Did you join in?
>>699461564
Where I come from it's spelled "pyjamas". Google it.
>>699461677
It means you should stop lying to yourself about being 7 inches
Kinda molested my little brother while we were drunk.
To this day we haven't spoken about it.
>>699461195
>>699461364
>don't be so hard on yourself
People have been telling me this for years but I've never had the self esteem to put it into practice.
I look like the lovechild of Paul Reubens and Johnny Manziel with a 6'6" lanky skeleton body. When girls say they fancy me I never believe them.
>>699461016
Around the same age when I started as well.
I'm female but I doubt you'll believe that.
>>699449212
I fucking hate these threads
>>699461614
Post them
>>699461677
It expands, you virgin dipshit.
https://youtu.be/r5kcR2Tv6YU
No, I am your father
>>699460976
nice. does your fiancee know?
>>699461677
they adjust.
also keyword
>average
So a couple of years ago I was living with my now ex of 5 years. We shared an apartment in my home town with a couple of her friends. One was a cute asian who I really clicked with. We would sit up and talk for hours whilst my girlfriend would work on her thesis, and we'd all drink together almost every weekend. After graduation she was returning home that week, and thats when things got intense. We were downstairs in the kitchen as usual (gf was out) and the conversation steered towards her leaving. We told each other how much we were going to miss each other and hugged. This wasn't unusual, we'd hug all the time like it was nothing. The hug lasted a long time, and as we pulled back, we just started kissing. The kissing got a lot more passionate and she grabbed for my belt. I was in a haze in the moment and thought fuck it. I dropped my trousers and she went down on me. I said we should fuck, but she shuck her head. After 5 minutes I told her I was close to cumming, and literally as I said it, I heard a key go into the front door. She jumped up, and ran upstairs, and I immediately sat down pulling my jeans back up at the kitchen table as I was cumming. I stared at my phone in horror as my girlfriend walked in. I played it off like I was sat there the entire time and nothing had just happened.. She never found out, despite my constant paranoia I'd be ratted out, and the girl flew home a couple days later.
>>699461706
got the originals from her computer, the rest from her iCloud backup
>>699456697
We call 'em picture frame eggs round these parts
>>699461833
No, if they ever found out I would be fucked.
>>699461821
how did it start? Who initiated and how?
Do you fuck other people too?
>>699461985
Keep going! Any better ones of her face?
>>699462049
Threads almost dead anyway, they won't find out
>>699457152
How many times were you molested and why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>699461817
If you're skinny and lanky then work out a little, you van easily get a "lean and shredded" look. My brother is skinny asf and has pretty nice abs because of it. Also your physical appearance doesn't matter nearly as much as how much game you have. Ugly guys with game will always get the girl before a socially retarded hot guy. Lastly, a girl won't see your dick until it's too late. If a girl is shallow enough to reject you because you don't have a monstercock, she isn't worth your time. Have some self respect anon, and keep your chin up.
>>699461897
Fuck no. She'd leave if she knew. I can't let that happen, the pussy game ridiculous.
>>699462146
No way I've been on /b/ for many, many years, I know better.
>>699461797
Details?
>>699453001
Suburbfag detected. Welcome to the real world, faggot.
>>699462014
Whatever they're called, I think it's fuckin gross. The taste of eggs and toast mixed together is god-awful
>>699452235
What's illegal?
>>699449212
op is a faggot
>>699461777
Your whole country misspells "pajamas"?
When I was 20 I met this chick online that was 16. She was cuteish and had huge pillow soft tits. She also had some emotional issues likely because daddy wasn't around.
I didn't want to date her but dem titties so talked all kinds of mad shit to her and made her believe I was as into her as she was into me. Pretty sure I said love you when I didn't mean it.
One night was drunk af at a party and started texting her. She would do anything for me so I wanted to come see her. Drove drunk off my ass 40 min. (I know...) and snuck into her bedroom which was in basement.
She wanted to talk and cuddle and do lovey shit but I kept going for the chest until she relented. We did everything but fuck as no condom.
Drove back home at like 4 AM still not entirely sober and falling asleep because alcohol wore off. It's a miracle I didn't kill myself or anyone else.
Girl started to wise up and was insisting on making us "official" and doing bf/gf shit before much else sexually so I basically ignored her after that.
I was a dick in my early 20's...
>>699461777
>Pie-jamas
>>699462789
It's a different dialect, like color VS colour
>>699461536
This stuff isn't secret I just don't have anyone to really talk about it with
>>699457976
I do enjoy the things they like to do; just not as much. It's just a downer realizing that's all you really have in common.
>>699460072
It's whatever at this point. I'm in a good spot. Already getting into way better shape and I sorta use these things as motivation
>>699462095
I think it started with my older brother. He's four years older than me and I think when he turned 15, our parents had a talk with him about sex. My mom was used as a live display for him to ask questions about the female body and when that was done she gave him his first blow job as a 'reward.' I had the same experience when I was 15 as well. My parents came in and my dad showed me his penis and explained to me the parts and what it was used for and after that I was taught how to give a handjob & blowjob just in case. After that, I was taught other things as well and eventually it lead to having sex with the rest of my family.
Yeah, I still fuck other people. I have a boyfriend at the moment and so far we haven't done anything serious but it's getting there.
>>699453640
EricMark33 , 19m hmu!
>>699457880
If you were in my position I guarantee you would have done the same faggot.
>>699463441
Does your bf know? Will you tell him if it gets really serious?
>>699455922
Buddy you have no idea how fucking beta I feel rn. Also nice dubs.
>>699463958
I'm certain he doesn't know. Hopefully I'll be able to tell him one day if things ever get serious between us but I don't think it's going to be anytime soon.
>>699453470
>>699455972
I dont understand the fetishist eirher. But keep in mind that there are such ridiculous quantities of images and videos uploaded every day that the odds of someone you know stumbles upon them is miniscule. Even if your faces are shown the odds are still too low
>>699459774
Yes the whole family participates.
>>699459334
Where from anon?
>>699464263
also facing depression rn. cheating isn't gonna solve it. you need either a friend or a partner you can get through it with
>>699464414
Out of your family who's the better fuck?
