HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>699427048
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Roll for Hans?
>>699427257
Re-rolling...
>>699427490
Holy shit, reroll....
>>699427646
Rip Kurt Cocaine
>>699427646
In the asylum I stay!
Or do I...
intense roll
>>699427048
roll
>>699428134
now to see if I die
>>699428172
yepo
In one of you
>>699427048
Rolling fur der Fuhrer
roll
>>699428531
Fick der Fuhrer
Hail Hitler
rollo
>>699428134
Hahahahahahaahaha fucking jew
>>699427048
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
>>699427151 →
roll
>>699428933
reroll
Heil!
Roll
>>699427048
Heil Hitler dir
>>699429383
Fick
Leggooo
>>699427048
I'm innocent i tell you.
jawohl
rolling
roll
Röllätää
>>699427048
>699427048
Ich krieg einfach keine ab weil ich zuviel angst habe =(
ROLAN TRAOLAN
>>699427048
So what shall we see today? also reading mien kampf for the time being.
>>699430188
Rudolf
re relaz
Roll
würfeln
>>699427048
erqw
>>699430235
dann doch lieber nur ss dokus
>>699427048
rolling
ayy lmao
Rolll
roll
>>699430427
rerolling
>>699427048
uber-roll.
>>699430450
reroll
I cant not reply to this
heil roll
>>699427048
Bring
Handing mien papers over.
I'm not a Jew, trust me
>>699430581
Well, here goes
>>699427048
Rollinbrieg
Oh shit! I hope I stole the right ones...
>>699427048
Rollins.
Kein Problem Kameraad! Heil Hitler!
Ich bin Deutscher, lassen Sie mich passieren!
>>699427048
Heil...
Rholl.
reroll
>>699430700
reroll...
>>699430824
deathcamp it is
Rip in peace
Roll
>>699430787
>>699430832
Hab Ichs doch gesagt!
Rollin
llor
roll
Guten Morgen kommandant!
>>699430960
Please break out
>>699427048
feurer please
Rohling
Rolling für Schützstaffel
>>699427048
Roll
>>699431019
GottenHimmel nein nein nein!!!!
Come on 1-5!!
"This is riddikulus sir"
Was zum Teufel soll diese verdammte Scheiße? Finden Sie das witzig?!
Heil hitler!
>>699430700
Kek, so that's why they were laying around unprotected!
>>699430834
>Special Gets:
>00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
Woof, woof, don't mind me, I'll go plant the explosives now.
>>699430834
Didnt need to re-roll.
00 is blondi, Hitler's dog.
>>699431105
Gay gestapo huh? I can make it work.
>>699427048
rollget
Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew.
Here ya go
>>699427048
Ich bin ein Berliner!
>>699427048
Roll kam'raden
JK Rowling
>>699431227
Reroll
Roll
>>699431138
Let's roll
>>699431197
Lost papers, reroll to find them
>>699427048
roll for schutzstaffel
Rerolling
>>699427048
roll
Reroll
>>699431030
Legally released, at least I'm not a dirty kike
Post
reroller
rooll
Let's roll
>>699427048
rolling
>>699427048
Rolling for Himmler
>>699431197
Rerolling
> Inb4 trips get
Kek
Fucking reroll
>>699431559
faggootttt
heil
>>699431559
>Please don't be a Jew
>Homo arrested on sight
Fucking kek
rolllll
doggo get
>>699427048
Roll für Volk und Vaterland.
>>699427048
Let's play.
Power to the people!
>>699431559
Nooooooooo!
I'm not gay! I'm a girl!
It's a girl's penis you mean Nazis! Why are you so oppressive. Check your privilege.
>>699431749
power to your bloodflow whenever you see a naked man you faggot
Glory to Israe- Deutschland!
Ich bein kein jüde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IRoquznErs
Elle est tres mignonne
ach nein
>>699432045
top zoz
Roll
>>699427048
rollin
>>699431974
Reroll for jew-jitsu
Reroll
>>699427048
gott mit uns
Papers sir
>>699427048
Nothing to see here boys
>>699427048
Don't mind me
>>699427048
gott mitt uns
>>699427048
o shit!
>>699432280
This bitch does not have an ass. Detained
>>699432280
>>699432290
>>699432350
3 retards in a row
Roll
>>699432350
I swear I'm Aryan sir
>>699432390
fuk
>>699427048
roll
>>699432394
For the reroll
>>699432433
Reroll
>>699432350
lol
roll kek
pol represent
>>699432244
What does this mean? Im a jew and survived??
dab
>>699427048
Here you are.
https://soundcloud.com/user-854125197/4harambe
>>699432471
Fuck! Now I gotta fight the Nazis
>>699432517
fate and honor of pol in my hands I see...
r-reroll
>>699427048
here you go
>>699432517
Meme is very true.
I'm proud to be a radical right winger.
>>699432634
rerollin jew
Rolling
>>699432350
>>699432442
Doing it right this time around. I swear on my füher
>>699427048
h-hallo leute
>>699432667
re roll
>>699432684
guess I died in the holocaust
worth
>>699432520
no, two evens
>>699427048
hitler, hitler is that you?
>>699432694
Reroll
>>699427048
Rollio
>>699427048
Oy vey
>>699432700
bork bork
glorious fuhrer
>>699432770
well shit
>>699432708
de holla cost never happened, coz there neva was 6gazillion jews
>>699432855
let me goooo
Glory to Arstotzka.
rollex
>>699432964
Damn, reroll
>>699433078
lol, die jew
>>699433014
reroll
Guten tag.
roll
>>699433264
plz no
>>699433261
Shit!
can someone please remove all these bodies
Oi
>>699433474
must suck to be in a camp with all of those bodies
>>699433564
oh shit im a jew too lmao i forgot
Yuden
>>699433621
Reroll
Roll
rollerino for deutschland
>>699433555
>>699427048
There are jews here!?!
roll
>>699427048
Sieg Heil - Mein Führer
>>699433737
There's been some mistake, I only meant that I wouldn't know of any in the area. You know, if indeed there are some which I leave to the wisdom of you....
the dish i just made is non kosher
>>699427048
we have more serious trouble here in germany right now so fuck off
>>699433931
say hi to my friend luger
>>699433892
smooth asf tbh fam
>>699433997
re rall
>>699427048
>death camp
kek a bluepilled scum
>>699434032
And back at ya, let's get the fuck out of this jail
>>699427048
not a jew plz
>>699434415
Can't believe those papers we bought off silk road 1944 actually worked
>>699427048
roll
>>699427048
jawohl, gruppenfurher. meine papiere
alles klar?
>>699434471
Told you they were a good deal. Best two dollars I spent, other than those whores.
>>699434742
danke sehr, gruppenfurher
guten abend.
>>699434811
those whores gave a mean blowjob if you could get past the fishy smell that resonated from their genitals
herro
>>699434471
HALT!!!
Ich will ihre papiere wieder sehen.
>>699427048
gotta roll
Rollin'
>>699435424
reroll for liberation
>>699427048
Rolleeeen ya ya ya
Reroll'
Heil
>>699434995
That was from their crotch? I just assumed everyone smelled like that there. That's my bad
rollerino!
>>699427048
Ich werde für mein Führer sterben
>>699427082
y werent wrong
>>699435712
yeah no, me too.
but there was about 1,000 lbs. of flounder down there by the way it smelled
>>699435761
o no i might die against my fuhrer
>>699427048
ROLL
Let me pass, I'm one of the concubines for the officer!
>>699427048
K lets see
Mein roll
I am not juden!
Sieg Hielerino
roll
>>699427048
STOP WHAT YOU"RE DOING
>>699434898 → → →
fucking over Iced earth, thread found on the link
guitarist leaving for take care of autistic child and are accepting auditions via dropbox
gas jews
reroll cause 7
>>699435839
Well, they probably worked on the docks during the day, probably used their cunts like an extra hand. Just hauling in loads, day and night.
>>699427048
Guten Abend.
rollin
>>699430319
>>699430449
>>699431259
>>699431539
>>699431559
>>699431749
>>699432009
>>699432369
>>699432449
>>699435839
>>699436149
>>699436239
>>699436359
FAGGOTS
Roll
>>699427048
Heil dem Führer! Heil Hitler! Hier meine Papiere:
They see me rolling
>>699437091
Fuck
Rollerino
>>699437200
Pls
Rollerino
rerawlin
Rollen
rollin
>>699437497
Scheiße!
I like jews
>>699427048
Fuhrer get
>>699432405
>>699437734
Fuck
Reroll
FUCK JEWS I AM A LOYAL SERVANT OF HITLER
rollin
HEIL MEIN FUHRER!
Please, don't jew mind me, I just have a little gas today, coukd I get some tums for this heart burn too
roll
>>699437960
i gotta get out of this place.
Woof bork doggo get
Roll
>>699438064
now i will serve my fuhrer!
>>699427048
Nussing to see here
>>699438147
Oh fuck not the papers. i'm true aryan believe me.
Rolls
>>699438280
Re-roll. Time to get out of here.
>>699438261
KILL THE NAZIS
Heil?
