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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>699427048

I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew I'm not a jew
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Roll for Hans?
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>>699427257
Re-rolling...
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>>699427490
Holy shit, reroll....
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>>699427646

Rip Kurt Cocaine
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>>699427646
In the asylum I stay!

Or do I...
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intense roll
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>>699427048
roll
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>>699428134
now to see if I die
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>>699428172
yepo
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In one of you
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>>699427048

Rolling fur der Fuhrer
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roll
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>>699428531

Fick der Fuhrer
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Hail Hitler
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rollo
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>>699428134
Hahahahahahaahaha fucking jew
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>>699427048
卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
>>699427151
>>
roll
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>>699428933
reroll
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Heil!
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Roll
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>>699427048
Heil Hitler dir
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>>699429383
Fick
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Leggooo
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>>699427048
I'm innocent i tell you.
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jawohl
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rolling
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roll
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Röllätää
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>>699427048
>699427048
Ich krieg einfach keine ab weil ich zuviel angst habe =(
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ROLAN TRAOLAN
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>>699427048
So what shall we see today? also reading mien kampf for the time being.
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>>699430188
Rudolf
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re relaz
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Roll
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würfeln
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>>699427048
erqw
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>>699430235
dann doch lieber nur ss dokus
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>>699427048
rolling
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ayy lmao
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Rolll
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roll
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>>699430427
rerolling
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>>699427048
uber-roll.
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>>699430450
reroll
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I cant not reply to this
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heil roll
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>>699427048
Bring
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Handing mien papers over.
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I'm not a Jew, trust me
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>>699430581
Well, here goes
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>>699427048
Rollinbrieg
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Oh shit! I hope I stole the right ones...
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>>699427048
Rollins.
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Kein Problem Kameraad! Heil Hitler!
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Ich bin Deutscher, lassen Sie mich passieren!
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>>699427048
Heil...
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Rholl.
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reroll
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>>699430700
reroll...
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>>699430824
deathcamp it is

Rip in peace
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Roll
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>>699430787
>>699430832
Hab Ichs doch gesagt!
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Rollin
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llor
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roll
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Guten Morgen kommandant!
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>>699430960
Please break out
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>>699427048
feurer please
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Rohling
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Rolling für Schützstaffel
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>>699427048
Roll
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>>699431019
GottenHimmel nein nein nein!!!!
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Come on 1-5!!
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"This is riddikulus sir"
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Was zum Teufel soll diese verdammte Scheiße? Finden Sie das witzig?!
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Heil hitler!
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>>699430700
Kek, so that's why they were laying around unprotected!

>>699430834
>Special Gets:
>00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
Woof, woof, don't mind me, I'll go plant the explosives now.
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>>699430834

Didnt need to re-roll.

00 is blondi, Hitler's dog.
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>>699431105
Gay gestapo huh? I can make it work.
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>>699427048
rollget
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Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a jew. Don't be a Jew. Don't be a Jew.
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Here ya go
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>>699427048
Ich bin ein Berliner!
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>>699427048
Roll kam'raden
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JK Rowling
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>>699431227
Reroll
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Roll
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>>699431138
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Let's roll
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>>699431197
Lost papers, reroll to find them
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>>699427048
roll for schutzstaffel
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Rerolling
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>>699427048
roll
>>
Reroll
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>>699431030
Legally released, at least I'm not a dirty kike
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Post
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reroller
>>
rooll
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Let's roll
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>>699427048
rolling
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>>699427048
Rolling for Himmler
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>>699431197
Rerolling
> Inb4 trips get
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Kek
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Fucking reroll
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>>699431559

faggootttt
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heil
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>>699431559
>Please don't be a Jew
>Homo arrested on sight

Fucking kek
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rolllll
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doggo get
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>>699427048
Roll für Volk und Vaterland.
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>>699427048
Let's play.
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Power to the people!
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>>699431559
Nooooooooo!
I'm not gay! I'm a girl!
It's a girl's penis you mean Nazis! Why are you so oppressive. Check your privilege.
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>>699431749

power to your bloodflow whenever you see a naked man you faggot
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Glory to Israe- Deutschland!
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Ich bein kein jüde
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IRoquznErs

Elle est tres mignonne
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ach nein
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>>699432045
top zoz
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Roll
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>>699427048
rollin
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>>699431974
Reroll for jew-jitsu
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Reroll
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>>699427048
gott mit uns
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Papers sir
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>>699427048
Nothing to see here boys
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>>699427048
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Don't mind me
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>>699427048
gott mitt uns
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>>699427048
o shit!
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>>699432280
This bitch does not have an ass. Detained
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>>699432280
>>699432290
>>699432350

3 retards in a row
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Roll
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>>699432350
I swear I'm Aryan sir
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>>699432390
fuk
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>>699427048
roll
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>>699432394
For the reroll
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>>699432433
Reroll
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>>699432350
lol
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roll kek
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pol represent
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>>699432244
What does this mean? Im a jew and survived??
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dab
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>>699427048
Here you are.
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https://soundcloud.com/user-854125197/4harambe
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>>699432471
Fuck! Now I gotta fight the Nazis
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>>699432517
fate and honor of pol in my hands I see...

r-reroll
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>>699427048
here you go
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>>699432517

Meme is very true.

I'm proud to be a radical right winger.
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>>699432634
rerollin jew
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Rolling
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>>699432350
>>699432442
Doing it right this time around. I swear on my füher
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>>699427048
h-hallo leute
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>>699432667

re roll
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>>699432684
guess I died in the holocaust

worth
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>>699432520
no, two evens
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>>699427048
hitler, hitler is that you?
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>>699432694
Reroll
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>>699427048
Rollio
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>>699427048
Oy vey
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>>699432700
bork bork
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glorious fuhrer
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>>699432770
well shit
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>>699432708
de holla cost never happened, coz there neva was 6gazillion jews
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>>699432855
let me goooo
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Glory to Arstotzka.
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rollex
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>>699432964
Damn, reroll
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>>699433078
lol, die jew
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>>699433014
reroll
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Guten tag.
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roll
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>>699433264
plz no
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>>699433261
Shit!
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can someone please remove all these bodies
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Oi
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>>699433474

must suck to be in a camp with all of those bodies
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>>699433564

oh shit im a jew too lmao i forgot
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Yuden
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>>699433621
Reroll
>>
Roll
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rollerino for deutschland
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>>699433555
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>>699427048
There are jews here!?!
>>
roll
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>>699427048
Sieg Heil - Mein Führer
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>>699433737
There's been some mistake, I only meant that I wouldn't know of any in the area. You know, if indeed there are some which I leave to the wisdom of you....
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the dish i just made is non kosher
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>>699427048
we have more serious trouble here in germany right now so fuck off
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>>699433931
say hi to my friend luger
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>>699433892

smooth asf tbh fam
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>>699433997

re rall
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>>699427048
>death camp
kek a bluepilled scum
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>>699434032
And back at ya, let's get the fuck out of this jail
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>>699427048
not a jew plz
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>>699434415

Can't believe those papers we bought off silk road 1944 actually worked
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>>699427048
roll
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>>699427048
jawohl, gruppenfurher. meine papiere

alles klar?
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>>699434471
Told you they were a good deal. Best two dollars I spent, other than those whores.
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>>699434742
danke sehr, gruppenfurher
guten abend.
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>>699434811

those whores gave a mean blowjob if you could get past the fishy smell that resonated from their genitals
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herro
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>>699434471
HALT!!!
Ich will ihre papiere wieder sehen.
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>>699427048
gotta roll
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Rollin'
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>>699435424
reroll for liberation
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>>699427048
Rolleeeen ya ya ya
>>
Reroll'
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Heil
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>>699434995
That was from their crotch? I just assumed everyone smelled like that there. That's my bad
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rollerino!
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>>699427048
Ich werde für mein Führer sterben
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>>699427082
y werent wrong
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>>699435712

yeah no, me too.

but there was about 1,000 lbs. of flounder down there by the way it smelled
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>>699435761
o no i might die against my fuhrer
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>>699427048
ROLL
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Let me pass, I'm one of the concubines for the officer!
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>>699427048
K lets see
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Mein roll
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I am not juden!
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Sieg Hielerino
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roll
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>>699427048
STOP WHAT YOU"RE DOING
>>699434898 → → →
fucking over Iced earth, thread found on the link

guitarist leaving for take care of autistic child and are accepting auditions via dropbox
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gas jews
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reroll cause 7
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>>699435839
Well, they probably worked on the docks during the day, probably used their cunts like an extra hand. Just hauling in loads, day and night.
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>>699427048
Guten Abend.
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rollin
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Roll
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>>699427048
Heil dem Führer! Heil Hitler! Hier meine Papiere:
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They see me rolling
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>>699437091
Fuck
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Rollerino
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>>699437200
Pls
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Rollerino
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rerawlin
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Rollen
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rollin
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>>699437497
Scheiße!
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I like jews
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>>699427048
Fuhrer get
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>>699432405
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>>699437734
Fuck
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Reroll
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FUCK JEWS I AM A LOYAL SERVANT OF HITLER
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rollin
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HEIL MEIN FUHRER!
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Please, don't jew mind me, I just have a little gas today, coukd I get some tums for this heart burn too
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roll
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>>699437960
i gotta get out of this place.
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Woof bork doggo get
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Roll
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>>699438064
now i will serve my fuhrer!
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>>699427048
Nussing to see here
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>>699438147
Oh fuck not the papers. i'm true aryan believe me.
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Rolls
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>>699438280
Re-roll. Time to get out of here.
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>>699438261
KILL THE NAZIS
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Heil?
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