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Anons, after heavy thought and struggle, I no longer sexually

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Anons, after heavy thought and struggle, I no longer sexually identify as a man but now I identify as a F-22 Raptor Fighter Jet. I always felt the need to fly to where I desire and I am comfortable with myself after hiding this secret all my life. You all can no longer say offensive things to me as I will launch my weapons of annihilation to help persuade you to check your privileges. Please accept the new me.
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>>674319177
OMG i so proud of you honey bunny
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>>674319177
Why are you so high maintenance even with all your problems? You tax dollar digging whore.
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>>674319177
I support you /b/ro
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>>674319177
You're so beautiful
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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you are dead to me
disgusting!
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>>674319177
Finaly! Someone else who identifys as a fighter jet.
Personally I identify as a T50 PAK FA fighter jet.
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>>674319177
faggot thrust vectoring nozzles.
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>>674319177
Finally, someone to sex with
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Accepted...if you accept that I am not identifying as an automated teller machine.......
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>>674319177
>I will launch my weapons if annihilation to help persuade you to check
my dubs.
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>>674319177
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We need to be more tolerant and inclusive damn it
That some people reject others for being stealth fighter jet and assault choppers is deeply offensive
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>>674319177
I identify as a hamster with a knife strapped to it
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I actually fly drones. I think I've killed about 400 sandniggers now. I respect your life faggot.
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>>674319177
AMRAAMS can't melt steel beams
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>>674320250
of course there's a mac in the background. top fucking lel
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