MILF thread and experiences >be me >be 15 >women in
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MILF thread and experiences
>be me
>be 15
>women in her mid 30's moves in next door with her 11 year old daughter
>watch her daily routine for weeks
>see she's lonely
>walking my neighborhood drunk as fuck
>she's parked in her car sitting in front of her garage
>the garage door just opening and shutting
>walk over to car
>she's crying
>knock on window
>she rolls the window down
>"It's broke" tears running own her face
>ask to see the remote
>fucking buttons are jammed
>pop them out with my finger nail
>press open
>her face lights up
>"thank you so much"
>after that night everytime she saw me walking down the street she'd need my help
>program her tv
>fix a leaking sink
>replace the floor in her bathroom
>I was a dumb kid just being nice that got roped into shit I wouldn't say no to
>my friend sees all the shit I'm doing for my neighbor
>points out I'm pretty much the man of the house
>this really gets me thinking
>>674317010
>mowing her lawn in the late afternoon
>her daughters at her friends house
>decide to take break because fuck push mowing
>sit on couch
>she comes out of her bedroom
>hair wet
>assume she'd just gotten out of the shower
>fuck she smelled like green apple
>asks me if I want something to drink
>fucking around I say yeah bring me a beer
>she actually does it
>she walks over to me
>opens the bottle and hands it to me
>a woman bring you a beer and opening it for you is sexy as fuck
>she's wearing pj pants andd a baggy t with no bra
>asks if I want to watch a movie
>"sure"
>she gets down on all fores looking for a dvd underneath the tv stand
>big round milf ass stuck right in the air towards me
>hard as the most solid mass in the universe
>fuckit.png
>slid of couch onto my knees right behind dat ass
>grab both sides pf her pants and start to pull down
>my heads are shaking
>she isn't moving at all
>>674317010
>>674317187
>get pants down
>nose goes straight to her asshole for some reason
>smell great
>start rimming it
>use thumb to rub her clit
>seemed like forever
>realize she still hasn't moved or made a sound
>start thinking I fucked up and shes just waiting for this nightmare to be over
>stop and pull her pants back up and sit back on couch
>"do you want to watch the notebook anon"
>"s-sure"
>she puts it in and just walks back to the couch and sits on the other end
>she puts her feet in my lap
>we sit in silence and watch the notebook
and that was only the first time
>>674317300
keep it up son
>>674317300
dont stop, i am halfway to diamonds
bumping because OP needs to continue
>>674317010
Lurkan
Bump for great justice
Bumping because I'm a fat kissless virgin who gets off to this stuff
we are waiting patiently OP
>>674318443
what a champ
>>674317300
Tell me you sucked her toes, or did feet stuff, I'll blow my fucking load right here
>>674318597
Who's champ?
>>674317300
>I_NEEEEEED_IT.png
>>674317300
>my first sexual experience involved licking a girls asshole
how to know stories are fake: the story
>>674318748
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
>>674318748
>>674318870
>>674318748
the champ, champ
>>674317010
>>674318869
oh the story totally was in fantasy land when he said she asked him to redo her bathroom floor. No adult would trust that to a 15 year old.
>>674317187
>my HEADS are shaking
>my feet weak
>hands spaghetti
MILF secretary
We all know this is fake shit. Just keep going, your writing is decent enough to get me hard.
>>674317300
>go back next morning to finish lawn
>have house key since I do so much repair work
>walk upstairs to tell neighbor I'm there
>get to door and hear the sobbing
>peek in
>she's laying in her bedroom floor naked and crying
>NOPE
>creep back down stairs and out the back
>start mower
>I see her looking at me from her bedroom window
>keep mowing
>she's watching me from the kitchen window now
I'm a slow typer
>>674319156
that drew my attention too.
MILF in stockings
Holy fuck my cock is harder then growing up in baghdad in 2002 and having 2 gay gypsie parents who are vegans.
PLS MOAR OP
>>674319374
Pre type next time but please continue
>>674319374
hurry
>>674319628
damn nIgga i want this greentext
>>674319374
FASTER FAGGOT
>>674319628
Have you experienced that childhood?
>>674319156
OP here and I've been remodeling houses since I was 13 she knew I knew my shit floors aren't shit on the first level
>>674319374
>I'm a slow typer
>not having it already typed on note pad ready to copy/paste
anon my boner
>>674319890
atta boy
>>674319374
>she starts motioning for me to come in
>notice she has a strange look on her face
>not sure what to expect
>not sure what to do
>stop the mower
>slowly walk across lawn
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>674319210
Top kek
OP and the milf next door
>>674320144
NOT ME
>>674317010
I used to fuck this 30 yo milf back when I was 18 all the time. She started working retail with me during the holiday season. Her husband went out of town regularly and she would let me sleep over.
She had two young kids so one time we snuck out to a park near the townhouse and I fucked her on the pitchers mound, I always blew my load in her. We walked back to the house and within 5 min her husband pulled in the driveway. He came in and I was rattled but played it cool. Milf introduces me and he hands me a beer, she was sitting there seaping with cum. We made small talk and the both of them and the two kids drove me home, the kids were like why can't he stay over with us?
I was sweating like Marco Rubio.
A week later I was back there when he was out of town and creampied her three times in a row and she did not know I had even cum once but I just kept on fucking. She asked if I was going to cum and I told her hold on I am going number 4!
Guys let me tell you, when you are in your late teens, get a milf. Get one early 30's and you will have the best sex of your life.
>>674320144
Faaakeeee
>>674320273
Type faster or I will take over
>>674320290
ye im helping myself with porn thread
>>674319913
It's because he's thinking of what he should say instead of an actual story
>>674320222
"MEN Hate him! See how he FUCKED a mother and dated her with one simple trick!!!!!
>>674320357
all who want fastfag to take over for OP, say I
just make it good
>>674320278
I ant to believe
>>674320222
Damn what a lucky 14 year old
I, providing he's not an illiterate alien.
>>674320278
>I was sweating like Marco Rubio.
>>674320222
Higher res pls
>>674320011
OP, you gotta be posting more.
Post nice MILF nudes too
>>674320222
Trips!
>>674320222
nice dubs
>>674320666
666 trips confirms
>>674320357
you got a gig dude
>>674320666
Where the fuck is fastfag? i got trips like 4 mins ago
>>674319374
>finish up yard
>go in for something to drink
>she's in her robe sipping some coffee leaning on the island
>"I already poured you some tea"
>sit at island
>she comes and sits beside me
>starts fucking crying
>she's rubbing her wedding ring
>grab her hand and tell her to stop
>she looks up at me through her messy bed head
>tears in her eyes
>>674321233
Post slower op, you almost broke the speed of light there
>>674321233
dude fucking think of the plot before you type
>>674321233
It is taking far too long for you to write this, and why is this lady perpetually in tears?
>>674321233
Checked but GODAMMIT MAN
>>674321233
Nigger your providing us no fap material with these retarded sob story moments, just get back to the fake sex you FAGGIT
https://youtu.be/FQYi0Lyvs1w
OP here what's the best way to do this pre write in note pad and copy paste?
>be 22
>dating this hot 40 yo MILF
>on our second date we went to her house afterwards
>she had an ugly 18 year old daugther (i mean...really ugly)
>daughter watching TV in living room, sees us runnig upstairs but she seems ok with it
>we fuck for about 30 mins
>the best sex ive ever had (pussy, anal, a2m,...)
>she has various sex toys in her drawer
>she pulls out a giant buttplug and a mouthgag out of her drawer
>spits on the plug, insert into her ass
>puts mouthgag on
>we fuck for another 10 min in missionary
>suddenly she doesnt move anymore
>ask if shes ok, keep pounding her pussy
>no answer
>too late, im about to cum
>cum in her pussy like no tomorrow
>realise she isnt breathing anymore
>put her mouthgag out (but it was still around her neck)
>Panic
>ran downstairs, naked and semi erect
>shout at daugther "CALL THE AMBULANCE"
>"what happened?"
>"JUST CALL THE FUCKING AMBULANCE"
telling her that i probably fucked her mother to death werent the right words i thought, so i said nothing else
>she ran upstairs
>found her mother naked, with giant buttplug in her ass, mouthgag around her neck and my cum dripping from her pussy
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU MONSTER"
>she calls ambulance and police
>she starts mouth to mouth with her
>the fact that she did that just a few minutes after we did ass to mouth actions almost got me hard again, so i put my cloths on
>ambulance and police arrived, found her like her daugther
>shes dead
>hours of explaining to police of what happened
a few days later the police called me and told me that the MILF just had a heart attack and that im out of trouble. the daugther hates me like hell and tried to sue me multiple times, but it got declined. this all happened 5 years ago
>>674321542
>>674320222
What a fucking champ. Get after it, kid.
OP 's milf
>>674321542
yeah but like fucking before you start the thread you moron
>>674321542
You write your story in notepad then you copy your story and paste it in here
>>674321505
because OP can't satisfy a woman in even a clearly fabricated story
>>674321462
This is 100% a true story
>>674321631
LOL thats fucked
>>674321727
kek
>>674321233
>finally she speaks
>"what we did yesterday was wrong and I think God is punishing me "
>really confused at this point
>start trying to form a question but she cuts me off
>"the police came by last night "
>"they told me - "
>"there there" I say because I don't know what else to do
>"they told me my husband was killed on his way home last night "
>"the driver was an alcohol "
>>674322187
Was a fucking alcohol
>>674322187
"driver was an alcohol"
Jesus christ, OP
>>674322187
RIP
>>674322187
The driver was an alcohol
>An alcohol
>>674322187
A fucking alcohol.. God dammit i never saw that coming holy fucking balls of shit op i mean god fucking damn!!!!
>>674317010
Oh goody a thread I can answer
>don't be not me
>be 21
>senior in college
>swiping on tinder
>see milf
>chat
>convo drops off
>month later, she posts a "moment" (back when tinder had those)
>chat more "yadayada hope I'm not too young for you"
>"Nah, just had my heart broken, been weird with everyone"
>get a pic of her. she screenshotted the pic to send it rather than send the file, and thumbnails of nudes of her at the bottom
>point this out "I don't wanna embarrass you but..."
>"well you've already seen 'em, might as well send you them."
>She's a fucking fox. I would later find out was a literal model, and was even invited to do playboy
>couple day later she's coming over to my campus apt
>watch some comedy on netflix
>pretty soon, we're fucking
>be into BDSM, had hinted at it with her in previous convos
>tie her up, fuck her from behind and in all kinds of positions. she has learned how to hump in her 36 years
>she squirts EVERYWHERE. never met a woman who squirted this much
>we continue seeing each other. she's now currently my girlfriend
>actual nymphomaniac, masturbates 3-5 times every day, humps me as many if she's around
>I go to her place when her kids (19, 16, and 13 (she got knocked up young)) aren't there
>fuck like feral cats
>she sometimes buys me stuff, like a tempurpedic because she hated fucking on my shitty dorm mattress
Sometimes life is good.
>>674322187
kek
>>674322372
>>674322187
>>674322412
>>674322428
>>674322431
>>674322449
Why are these funnier than recent YLYL breads
>>674322187
bring me those fresh salty MILF tears.
>>674322187
OF COURSE you're going to make an accident, you're a fucking solution driving, i mean... WTF USA, WTF???
>>674322412
>>674322372
>>674322431
>>674322449
welcome newfriends
>>674322187
>>"the driver was an alcohol "
I fucking knew it.
>>674322519
Faggot
>>674322713
Butthurt little bitch
>>674322713
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=driver+was+an+alchohol
>>674322187
Go on
>>674322187
top kek
>>674320278
The last night we worked together this same milf wanted to take me out drinking, kind of a going away party. She was a soccer mom and played indoor soccer so she had a great toned ass, legs and belly. Boobs were a B cup.
We started drinking at a local bar and I was getting fucked up, I was barely 18 and my experience with sex amounted to a few finger bangs and dry humping.
This was late 80's, with that being said use my wisdom here when I say get an early 30's milf.
We were both tipsy and she put a Led Zeppelin cassette in the car stereo. Next thing I know she is dragging into the backseat of her Jeep. We had been making out all over the place trying to find a place to park.
Off comes her shirt and she is unzipping my pants. She had spent the last half hour teaching me how to kiss like she likes it so I was about to bust.
Then she starts sucking my dick, holy shit I could not believe what was happening, this hot fucking milf is blowing me.
I shot my load in her mouth and she spit it out the door.
The next day I felt like a fuckin stud. Later I was fucking her every few day for a year.
>>674322539
I know your story is real because you brought up the fact older women buy you shit when you fuck them
>>674321631
>>674322187
HOLY SHIT
>>674322590
Lol (balls of shit originator) thanx for making me laugh, idk why it was hilarious reading them back to back n ending it with mine haha.. i hope that wasnt how it ended ima be pissed..
>>674322539
pics or it didn't happen
>Be 17
>Have fetish of masturbting in woman's panties
>Close to my neighbor whose mom is a milf
>Soon start to go into her panty drawer on a daily basis and take her panties and jerk off in them. I'd replace them afterwards
>I do this whenever I can, they never locked their doors
>She starts doing things around me..
>>674322590
because of the fucking banana
>>674322886
Why would I Google it if I had known it was a meme? >>674322811
>>674319890
What specifically did she make you do? With the bathroom floor I mean? Ceramic? Fiberfloor?
>>674317010
I think I worked with that lady. She had a husband that also worked here, but he left before she did. He was douchier than she was. I honestly didn't even notice she left. Neither of them were useful.
>>674323447
> I'm just pretending to be retarded
>>674323037
Very nice... but she spit? Srsly?
>Be me 21
>Working as a waiter at an Italian restaurant
>Get hired on cause of hot friend who I smoke weed with occasionally
>Bartender is a 44yr old single mother
>She's about a 7/10, good size tits and a fat ass.
>A month into working there she sends me a friend request on FB
>We start talking, all about our love and problems
>she invites me over one night. Just wants to hang out
Cont?
>>674323654
sure
>>674323090
She makes good money, and her parents bought her house and car outright for her so she has no bills. So I let her take me out or buy me stuff sometimes. She offered to put money in my account once when I was broke but that's where I drew the line.
>>674323227
I wish I could post pictures. She's really beautiful. But she has a career and has specifically asked me not to, so I cannot :( I'm sure you know that feelarino
>>674323654
yes
>be me
>have stable of milfs in diffent area codes
>end
>>674319156
I thought the same shit, I wouldn't even ask a 15 year old slut to watch my 4 year old.
>>674323814
loool
>>674323465
Had to completely replace rotted out floor. It was an older modular home. They had been a leak under the tub for years.
>>674318748
JOHN CENA
>>674323814
Wtf anon no free use allowed
MODS
>>674323654
meh sure
>>674324034
Did they catch the alcohol?
>>674322187
I get it. 10/10
>>674317300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYu6ABlqtoo
1:34
I'm lolling to death over here
Sounds like you had a great time!
>>674323854
>what is PERSEC
>>674322187
>>674324034
So is that shit ending with an alcohol the actual end? You guys never legit fucked? I was waiting for more...
Open the door
Get on the floor
I need about threefitty
>>674324034
>>674323720
>>674323873
>I finally come over that night after our shifts.
>She lives in a small townhouse apartment.
>She messages me saying the door is unlocked
>tells me to walk up the stairs and go to the right
>I walk in and I see her daughter staring at me on the couch in the living room
>I get a glimpse of her, She seems decent looking but it's dark
>nervously I look away
>I walk up the stairs
>I open the door to the room and she's on her bed watching tv
>in a night dress
>glass of wine in one hand, the bottle in another
>She offers me a glass, I accept it
>I sit next to her on the bed, we begin to talk...
Cont...
>>674317010
Got more of her??
While we are waiting anyone got some stories saved for our enjoyment?
>>674323922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK_0jXPuIr0
Typing up my experience. Don't let this thread die.
>>674321631
HORY FUKIN SHET ANON
>>674324431
No we did. I basically lived with her and her daughter. When we were alone she told her daughter to call me dad. I stopped writing because everyone was being faggots
>3 years ago
>just turned 18
>decide to legally buy my first hard alcohol (europe)
>friend and I went to local booze store, bought some bacardi, vodka, etc. and some stuff to mix with
>sit on a bench in front of store and start drinking
>theres a sex shop on the other side of the street
>"hey anon, is that kevins mum?"
>"i think so"
>kevin was a kissless virgin beta friend. well more half of a friend
>kevins mum enters sex store
>we were shocked and couldnt believe that
>fuck it, we are both 18, lets check out that sex store and if was really kevins mum in there
>enter store, cant find his mum
>go back outside, drink some more
>after exactly 2 hours we see kevins mum leave the sex store, now definetly sure it was her
>wtf where has she been that 2 hours
>enter store again and find a glory hole room hidden in the background
>no way
>we ask the shop keeper if the blonde women who just left the store was in there the last few hours
>"yes shes volunteering every friday evening from 5pm to 7pm. are you guys 18? 10 bucks for a 10 minute blow"
>NO FUCKING WAY
>we see another women enter the store and heading to the glory hole room
we couldnt believe what we just found out and that such things exist where we live
>wait for next friday
>see kevins mum enter the store exactly at 5pm
>wait few minutes, then enter it too
>"we want a blowjob from that glory hole"
>there was one guy in the room so we waited until he finished
>first me and then my friend got blown by kevins mum
suddenly our evil minds come to shine
>"hey anon, isnt kevin turning 18 next week?"
>"we should totally buy him this blowjob as his present”
>"no man we cant do that...or can we?"
cont.
>>674324891
Please, sir. Continue.
Fucking continue.
>>674324891
You should continue the story, anon
>>674324891
Great ending. I'm happy I stuck around!
>>674325132
cont.
next friday we take kevin to that sex store saying we have a surprise for him
>"come on kevin its time to get in contact with girls"
>"we all have done this when we turned 18"
>"dont be such a pussy or you will die a virgin"
>we convinced him to get into the glory hole room, paid for him
>he got his dick sucked the first time of his live
>finished in like 2 minutes
>he comes out
>we tell him “no you have to say thank you to that lady before you leave”
>he says thank you
>his mother recognizes his voice
>bursts out of her room
>kevin with the face of thousand corpses, mother speechless with cum still around her chin
>we burst out in laughter and run away
>kevin never came back to school
>we never saw him again, they moved away
>parents got divorced soon after as far as we know
>>674321631
Holy shit, is this actually true?
>>674325132
kek, yes.
>>674324891
>>674322187
top kek. a new troll ending is born.
>>674324863
It means they don't know shit, especially this generation
>>674324738
>conversation is mostly light and flirty
>after a while, though she just looks in my eyes and says:
Anon, you should know I have some skeletons in my closet
>laugh it off and tell her it's cool
>a bit weirded out since I don't expect this to be serious, but want to get my dick wet
>suddenly she gets up and walks across the room and says:
I meant that literally
>opens door
>skeletons everywhere
>she is skeleton
>daughter is skeleton
>they were really cool and we all boned
>>674325132
>>674324891
Make a new thread, link to it and continue there
>>674325330
That's fucking brutal!
>>674325402
true or not its prettty entertaining.
>>674325503
>we all boned
My sides
>>674325330
Metal as fuck
>>674325330
>>674324738
>We talk about our love lives
>tells me she hasn't had sex in almost a year
>she tells me she's so lonely, just wants a friend
>I tell her it's been a week...
>I still have a girlfriend at this point, cheating slut....
>she tells me she would like me to spend the night
>I ask "Where do I sleep?"
>"in the bed with me silly"
>shitsabouttogetinteresting.jpg
>it's 1AM at this point
>I've been getting closer and closer to her
>She doesn't seem to mind
>we are in bed now under the covers
>I ask if i can cuddle her
>She says she was wanting me to
>I put my arm around her
>Slowly I move it up and down scanning her body and her curves
>I notice under her dress I do not feel any panty lines
>mfw she's not wearing underwear
>I blurt out "Are... Are you not wearing any underwear?"
>She turns back to me and gives me a look...
Cont...
>>674325528
Agreed
>>674324891
Wasn't everyone, was just me.
>>674325330
Pleaaaaase be true.
>>674325503
KEK, best 4chan story ever
>>674321631
>the fact that she did that just a few minutes after we did ass to mouth actions almost got me hard again, so i put my cloths on
This is literally probably the most devastating moment of that girl's life, and you got hard from it, Anon. Bravo.
>>674325503
Nice derail attempt anon.
>>674325330
Top fucking kek
>>674325889
Thanks
Y-you, too
>>674321693
have a horseshoe in and that made me gag. almost had to repack
>>674325954
Anbody ever fuck two beach balls?
>>674325330
Holy fuck this is some serious shit
>>674321631
LOL
>>674325889
Speaking of spooky skeletons look at the one on the side
>>674324780
http://imgur.com/gallery/GGoU9
>>674326236
TOP FUCKING KEK ANON
>>674326236
Very spooky. I bone her all the time.
>>674321631
Nice copy pasta anonkun
>>674322187
It's been about a year since I last read that line. Good job frendo
>>674324738
yes
>>674326455
I wish I was her skeleton so I could always be inside her
>>674326455
Nice she cute
>>674326455
>I bone her all the time
>Be me
>Knock up my wife 3 times
>Get to fuck a 40yo MILF every night now
>>674326625
De nada
>>674320685
I keked
>>674327010
Good one
>>674320528
Yes.. just yes.
>>674321631
THIS IS FUCKING PASTA YOU MORONS STOP POSTING THIS YOU FAGGOT
>be me
>go on 4chan
>read about MILF / Incest green text
>believes everything i read there
> be me, goku
>be me
>fuck this meme
>>674327674
true nigga true
>>674325689
>feel my pants
>realize I am not wearing any underwear
Hey, I put underwear on this morning, what's the deal
>suddenly she starts rising off the bed
>literally floating
>realize she is David Blaine
>>674325503
I lol'ed. God damn it
>>674325132
Crappy copy pasta
>>674322187
Dark or clear alcohol?
>>674327669
>>674328327
well it was the first time I read it, so fuck you faggots
>>674328399
She wouldn't tell me, even when I hit her
>>674328245
jej
> be me
> be 19
> browsing fetlife because beta
> literally messaging every chick with a profile pic in area
> only 2 responses
> hey, i'll take it
> 1st response opened with, "just looking for friends"
> nope.png
> 2nd: "Hey! :) How are you?" (literal text)
> 36 yr old chubby
> has huge pair of tits for a profile pic
> begin stage 1 to diamonds
>>674328912
> responded back, cutting right to the chase
> "I saw your huge breasts and large areola nipples and had to message you."
> It was way more beta than that, but it worked
> her literal response: " *blushes* oh my, a man that knows what he wants. Do you want more? ;)"
> a huge tit milf just called me a man
> skipped stage 2. Stage 3 diamonds and going
> chat a bit more. We send pics. I go full whynot
> "Let's meet up. I need you tonight"
> her response: "Actually"
> yeah. Just "Actually"
> my heart stops. I fucked up.
> 2 minutes past. God dam-
> another message
>>674325689
go on...
>>674329049
> "I'm going to a party. I want you to cum ;)"
> literally sweating
> Is this real
> stage 5 diamonds. we're there, folks
> she sends me an address. Completely other side of town. W/e
> show up
> there's six other cars out front
> message her on fetlife over phone, still sitting in car
> "Back door" she sends
> Maybe I'm dead. Maybe this is all a setup
> Go to backdoor. Knock
> She opens up
> see through lingerie
> those fat nipples were now actually in front of me
>>674329049
I'm listening.
>>674329202
> behind her is some dude fucking a chick on the couch
> I'm at a swinger party
> I'm literally at a fucking swinger party
> She hands me a dixie cup. Smells like beer. I dont ask.
> "Hey, handsome"
> "Hi- hey"
> full spaghetti
> she laughs, grabs my hand
> we walk past the dude and chick fucking on couch
> we go into this house's guest bedroom I guess
> she says nothing
> she works on my belt
>>674329202
More holy shit haha
>>674329202
have any pics of her?
>>674322187
You did good and you should be proud, additionally we get a newfag show
>>674320222
What's the story here??!!!!
>>674329324
> start going flacid over nervousness
> kill me. just kill me
> she gets on knees
> pulls boxers down
> puts my half chub in her mouth
> swirls her tongue. feeling is unreal
> starts stroking with hand
> whispering, "such a big cock" before making eye contact
> it's not even big, but her saying it started something
> somehow photo-memory recall her kinks on her profile
> *cum in my ass and plug me up* was one of them
OP is dead my story time
>Be 18, meet a milf online who actually lives near me
>talk to her through phone sex but she won't send pics
>fuck it I'm horny and she sounds hot over phone
>agree to meet see her, she is tall, thin waist and fat ass
>My god /b/ros that ass was a piece of heavenly meat
>We end up talking making out and she takes me to her house
>she has a fucking 21 year old son who isn't home
>we go to bedroom, she sits her ass on my face and I'm in heaven
>those big round tanned cheeks, licking her asshole and pussy
>she goes fucking hard on my cock, ball sucking tons of spit
>she cums all over my face and tasted so sweet
>she climbed off and just starts riding me hard
>big ass bouncing hard on my cock, I'm in heaven just watching
>put my thumb up her ass and she is loving it
>tells me to bend her over and put it in her ass
>she is prepared, later found out she douched
>I pound her ass raw and dump a load of cum in
>fuck her pussy again and drop one more in doggy after another 20 minutes or so
>We ended up sleeping the whole night
>she tells me she is actually engaged and her fiancé let her fuck one more young guy before the marriage
We actually kept in touch for a while, she was a nice lady
>>674329558
Now when you're talking about diamond, is it Diamond 1? Were you almost to Challenger?
>>674318870
Mah fucking nigga.
>>674329373
I think I actually do on my older phone. I'll look after story and post if I find.
>>674329558
> suddenly diamonds again
> she starts making slurping noises as she sucks
> she knows shes feeding my confidence
> "Bend over" I blurt out
> She already knew what I wanted
> all fours, facing away
> her ass is massive
> i spread her holes open
> theres already a butt plug in her ass
> How did this all happ-
> Don't think. Time to do.
>>674329222
>>674329752
op finished his story newfag
did some ERP with mommy kink earlier today. very satisfying.
>>674320222
he a millionare. she the lucky one. he screwed himself over by getting it on with her if he marries her.
I get really aroused by my Mom being used, here's a pic if you like be a bro and tell me what you'd do
>>674329222
sauce of her in that outfit in action?
>>674330262
looks like this naked
>be me 14
>friends mom 34 i think
> vietnamese milf. like fucking hot
>raised in us so not a complete useless cunt
cant stand her btw shes so annoying
>start noticing shes getting a bit more open with me
>tellin me about her bfs in the past "says she wants a younger guy"
>so whe nshe sleeps i used to play with her tits
>she wakes up
>doesnt sya anything
>so i keep goin
?she grabs my cock hard as a rock'
> i fuck her for a bit
i then proceeded to blackmail her and said id tell if she didnt do so
>made her do some light bondage'
>tied her to her bed
>first time anal whore
>she crys
>leave her
did thisd for 5 years before i got sick of her
>>674330087
Wait, I thought someone was trolling with "an alcohol" man I was there for that thread. I just hoping he was gonna actually finish cause his stupid ass didn't know how to type quickly
>>674330264
Something in Naughty 'Merica.
Have fun, bucko.
>>674330087
>finished
>>674324891
>>674329964
> Slide in
> Unreal
> Can feel the ridges pressing on all sides
> Grab her ass with both hands, literally holding on as if riding a goddamn roller coaster
> still new to sex
> already feel climax coming
> but I know it's gonna be a huge one
> "Cum ins-"
> I have yet to come as hard as I did right then and there
> both of us stop moving
> I'm just blasting wad after wad of sperm
>>674330401
Opie was butthurt that I typed fast enough to derail the story
>>674330379
Got any more? Also, I'd eat out her ass and fuck her right there against that tree
>>674330696
Fucking bitch, he should know how to type properly then
>be me
> over friend's house
> kill friend and his sister
> rape his mom then kill her
> bury bodies in backyard and leave
>>674330842
I agree, but St least I had fun
>>674330852
>>674330379
I'd shove her face in another man's ass and plow her from behind, swapping hole and then cum in her mouth, and make her cum swap with the other guy. Fuck you.
>>674330665
> Come to senses
> I'm inside a stranger's house and just fucked a 36 yr old chubby that I met 20 mins ago and I dont even know her first name
> I let it sink in
> I pulled out
> go to bathroom
> wash dick off
> took awhile washing dick off, thinking about it all
> go back
> she's not there
>>674330966
Yeah I got to share my milf story, on phone too. Still green texted that shit
>>674330751
>>674330262
ask her to model a bikini in my room as a birthday present, then see where it goes from there ;)
>>674331125
> she's already fucking another dude
> I don't see it, but I hear her
> feel destroyed
> leave house
> messaged her a few times after
> haven't seen her since
> late at night, though, I think about meeting her again
>>674331140
I'm on mobile, too, didn't slow me down
>>674331179
That fucking bush has me at diamonds
>>674322539
FOR SOME REASON I LOST IT WHEN YOU SAID TEMPURPEDIC
>>674331444
>getting cucked by a whore
Lmao
Be me
>The end!
the champ is herrre!
>you cant see me
>>674331528
Some people just can't be quick in their lives. If they were niggers they'd be the ones caught and sold into slavery
I stole so much lingerie from my best friends mom.
She was a nurse too so one time when they were on vacation I broke into their house, put on a bra and panties and uniform then came buckets in her bed.
The bike ride home was a mix of sweat and shame.
>>674322187
187 killed me. Fuck my sides.
>the driver was an alcohol
>>674331834
did they find out?
>>674331179
Any more? Also, you should know that those pics are gonna be my fap material for a couple weeks.
>>674332178
I don't know.
Probably suspected me but I never got caught red handed.
>>674325457
newfaggototoaso;fijsadfs
>>674326455
graydon pls leave
My turn
>be me horny and lonely
>decide to try POF in my area
> message a lot of girls but don't ever meet with any of them.
>one girl, kinda chubby decides to chat with me
> she's pale chunky and has a decent face. Not repulsive to look at
> we decide to meet up at the local outdoor mall
> took forever to find her and my phone was dying, got off work
> finally meet up, we walk around the mall and I try my chances and kiss her at some touristy cardboard cutout
>"smooth " she says
> we meet up another night like a week later
>this time we drive around and stay out late
> she told her parents she was going to her friends house
> we drive around in my truck as I grab her tits and as she grabs my cock
> she's on her period so we don't fuck, instead she sucks my dick and I can in her mouth
>felt pretty good.
Good times.
>>674325249
This
>>674332474
does your friend know you find her hot? does he find her hot?
>>674332547
"she told her parents she was going to her friends house" how old was this milf anon
>>674325503
Underrated
>tells me to bend her over and put it in her ass
>she is prepared, later found out she douched
Douched...anal.
Got it.
Good luck losing your virginity one day
>>674332875
No, and probably not.
This was 15 years ago now, shes aged badly and looks 80.
>>674321631
>>telling her that i probably fucked her mother to death werent the right words i thought, so i said nothing else
>>674329752
>fucks her in the ass
>puts back in pussy
nice job giving her a uti you fucking spastic
>>674322539
Pics or it didnt happen.
>>674332547
>instead she sucks my dick and i can in her mouth
>and i can i her mouth
>can
>>674333119
You can douche your ass? It is really bad for you, but you can. I asked her about it and yeah it is a health thing, but that ass was worth.
>>674333237
She didn't get one though, again we talked up until her and her now husband moved out of state
I had a huge crush on my friends mom.
She knew and was always touchy/flirty with me.
I went into the bathroom one time just after she came out and it fucking reeked like vinegar and cheese.
Never lost interest in someone so fast.
>>674333119
>>674329752
Gotcha
anyone want to put a hot mom caption on this? according to the anon that posted it, she is someone's mom.
>>674320528
underrated post
>>674317010
Impressively real. Here is the good news: God sent his Son Jesus Christ to die for our sins. Jesus was buried and rose again. Everyone that simply believes on Jesus Christ will have eternal life in Heaven. Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and you will be saved - Acts 16:31.
>>674320222
Fakearoo
>>674322658
>>674322519
i wonder if they're actually trolling tho
>>674333798
Fairly accurate depiction
>>674333798
OHHHH SHIT MARY I'm CANNING!!!!
I'm CAAAAAANNNNNNNIIIIIING
(Spaghetti sauce everywhere)
>>674334193
>she is someone's mom
She's also someones daughter
>>674334114
I mean the proper term is enema, but some still do douche
>>674332887
16. She was even in a episode of 16 and pregnant
>>674334193
I got you mane
>>674321631
>>674334315
Even if I'm gay?
>>674334279
I'd put a clit pump on that and engorge the shit out of it
>>674326455
i wish you were trolling
>be 19
>she was 34, married with 3 kids
>friends family rents out a bar for someones bday
>I know everyone there, see her, dont know her
>Start talking to her
>Cute
>drinking
>end up making out in the bathroom, innocent stuff
>weeks go by, we talk on the phone
>one drunken/coked up night I call her
>she comes to me
>we jump in the back seat of her husbands truck
>I must've had that perfect mix of beer/coke
>solid as a rock for hours
>start off with some normal fucking
>then with some rough anal
>I decide its a great idea to savagely face fuck her
>she throws up from gaging
>I cum. I win.
>she's pissed
>doesnt talk to me for over a year
>>674333924
As long as you don't give yourself an enema with fucking turpentine, it's not bad for you at all.
You don't need a hell of a lot of water if you're just having anal sex. It's depth play that requires some serious prep.
Source: I make my fiancee blow me while she retains enemas as punishment for random shit.
As an aside, you will never get a more enthusiastic, desperate beej than when a woman is terrified that she's going to shit on the floor if she can't get you off fast enough.
Also, been self-fisting since I was like 12.
...Don't live like me.
>>674321631
Someone please screencap.
>be me
>in my early 20's working as a shitty phone technician
>one time a Milf comes in all distraught because she shattered her phone screen
>fix screen
>very appreciative and hot so I give her my number "in case she needs anything else"
>texts me a few days later asking if there's a number she can call to let management know how great I am
>Tell her no but she can show her appreciation by buying me a drink sometime
>weary at first but she agrees and says for me to meet her at a bar the coming Saturday
>long story short we end up boning in a motel room after drinks
>>674335552
nice
Used to bang this chick...shes 32 in pic.
>>674335431
nice
>>674332547
nice
