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Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Rory-sama claimed
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I can't sleep ._.
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Still here
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>>715442426
Maybe its the thrill of the hunt? You enjoy the challenge more than the reward.
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checking in
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>>715441957 (Hanako)
Just learning for tomorrows exam.

>>715442043 (Makoto)
>>715442486
fucking bullshit
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>>715442625

I guess. Maybe I should just fall in love with someone I know I can't get, that might make me happy
I guess that makes me a hopeless romantic
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>>715442060
I don't mind it, it's kinda nice as long as it doesn't rain for like a week straight.


>>715442732
What's it on?
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>>715442732
My car has a blue book value of $800 from a private seller, and $2k tops from a retail place. The lawyer in my building said they'd probably cut me a check for $3k or so, but I'm doubtful. Regardless, I'm not getting rid of my car no matter what.

>>715442759
>Maybe I should just fall in love with someone I know I can't get
Chen, as someone that's done this numerous times, don't. It's not worth it.
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>>715442759
No, just hungry for adventure. Im impossible to please, the girl I love, and still hold feelings for, has flat out rejected me. It doesnt help that she has had many bad experiences with dating cooks, and more than her fair share of domestic problems. Im just happy that she is happy. That makes you a hopeless romantic.
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>>715443041
well if it rained for a week straight i would have more of a reason to be snuggled up to you
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>>715443041
Pedagogics/Teaching Science/How to teach/Psychology for teachers
basically

>>715443062
Well, I don't see why either. Just get some coating on top of that so the metal doesn't rust
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>>715443069

>I'm just happy that she is happy

I've been there before.
You know, love is not a trade. Is just something you offer without expecting anything in return. A pretty nice feeling.

>>715443062

Oh, come on, I did that once, aswell, but I can't say I didn't deserved it.
The girl fell in love with me and I didn't want a relationship, then it was the other way around.
But, eh. That girl was far more mature than I am, I guess that's what I've found alluring
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>>715443406
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>>715443187
Oh my, if that's the case then i don't think the rain would bother me one bit.

>>715443253
Oh wow that's pretty cool.
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Makise Kurisu claimed.
Anyone who steals will get ddossed
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>>715443253
Literally, "Does it cost more" is all it's going to come down to. And odds are, it will. Regardless, unless they DO end up fixing it, this'll be money I can use to work off my debts. So I'm good either way.

>>715443406
I've done it... 6 times now. The first 2 ended in absolute disaster, the next one kinda eluded me, the 4th one I'm still gunning for, for some reason. And the other 2 there was just no way.
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>>715443754
oh id make sure that the rain was the last thing on your mind
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>>715443406
Im well aware of that. At least Im not whining about her being unattainable, unlike those people who miss Sachii. And Im still friends with her, though we don't catch up. Thats a bit on both of us though, we both work all week.
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>>715443754
It's rather boring. Most of pedagogics has its roots in Psychology. And sadly only a small bit of the exam is about how you could motivate people to learn.
The most part is learning how other people thaught learning works. That also includes learning long overdue points of view which have already been proven wrong

Oh yeah, what's your occupation?

>>715443835
hello there

>>715443972
Ah, right, I remember you saying something like that. It's a good plan though.
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>>715443972

>I'm still gunning for

Why is that? I'm curious about it.

>>715444028

>those people who miss Sachii

Is just a thread, shouldn't be taken seriously. Is more amusing than sad.

>Still friends, not catching up

Eh, I know how it is.
Well, life is full of surprises anyway.
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>>715444056
I do have my moments sometimes. If they try to pay me out $3k, and I keep the car, I can safely assume I'm losing $1k off that. Which still gives me enough to pay off a large amount of debt.

>>715444541
Because I'm a fool that still has hopes, for some strange reason. We click extremely well, but distance and such is kinda a huge issue.
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>>715442478
well then, feel free to stay with us klonata

>>715444562
good morning Syndra

>>715444661
Yeah, I believe you. 2k is still a huge sum.
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>>715444764
I spent like an hour in my bedroom trying to sleep but I kept thinking about you know who :o

it's 4am what time is it for you?
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>>715443973
Oh, what would be the first~?

>>715443835
"Best soda" Waifu.

>>715444056
So you want to be a teacher? I do home maintenance/improvement. Mostly painting lately.
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>>715444541
That it is. Instead of moving out on my own as I intended, Im waiting until May. That way I can move in with a couple of friends and have a garage for my bike. As well as a chance to move out again. And I just feel sad for those who miss someone who was barely even posting with a waifu for the last few months.
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>>715444764
That would remove the entire debt from said car. Then I'd only have a little bit to save up, and I'd get out from debt of the bike. And then all I have to worry about after that is my credit card, which is less than half of either of the other 2.
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>>715444984
well me of course and how good it feels
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>>715444911
Try not to think to hard. It will only cause you ulcer if that's all what you think about.

12:30 pm

>>715444984
Yeah, I'm trying to become one.

Ah, I see. I was always wondering, does it pay well?

>>715445051
Nice, so then most of your debt is taken care of. Your bad luck brought you good luck.
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>>715444987

Ah, sound really good, I hope everything works out just well.
And yes, I approve. Missing someone as unimportant as Sachi seems a waste.

>>715444661

Distance, huh? Yeah, I might have this problem soon, too
But the thing is that it grows insecurities and mistrust between two people, which is something I do not wish for, neither you, I guess
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>>715445091
I had to google what ulcer is

my tummy is gonna explode? :o

oh my, are you participating in the daylight savings?
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>>715445133
Its a great opportunity. And while its good to nake friends here, its always hard to remember that it could always just be a front. Im completely honest in thread, and sometimes thats cringey as hell, but at least I dont take enjoyment out of stringing people along, which is what I felt like Sachii was doing during that last month.
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>>715445079
When you put it like that i doubt there would be anything else on my mind. Everything else would fade away.

>>715445091
That's cool. Any type in particular? Yeah it pays pretty well, though i'm pretty much on the bottom of the pay scale.
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>>715445387

I don't think being honest is cringe. I respect people who don't put a font amd always say what they are thinking, not like many others who act friendly just for their reputation.
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>>715445446
well you would be my focus and nothing else
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>>715445201
Me too, don't worry.
Nah, it's not going to explode. It's just a stomach ache cause by too much gastric acid I believe. It's uncomfortable and unhealthy. Can be cause due to stress. And yes, worrying about your loved ones does fall under stress.

daylight savings? What's that?

>>715445446
Yeah, when studying we also have to decide on our subjects to teach
I'm trying out Psychology, Philosophy and IT
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>>715445566
It's when people fuck up their clocks for no good reason

we don't do it in Arizona though :o

and yeah I feel better now don't wanna over stress things in my head

just relaxing with tunes at the moment
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>>715445462
I wonder what we all really think of each other sometimes. Its always good to see yourself from another perspective. It was the main reason I left the house I was staying in when I first moved out. One of my friends said I was a selfish cunt to my face and I understood why. We need that shock to understand truths sometimes.
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>>715445091
My friend just says I have the Devils Luck. Bad things keep happening to me, but either something good comes of it, or at the least, nothing terribly bad or bodily harming comes of it.
For instance, I crashed my bike, but I only got a few scrapes.
2 engines blown out, which normally locks the tires up and causes a crash, both happened at 100 MPH or more, and nothing other than needing repairs came of it.
2 accidents, and at most, some insurance issues came of it. But the car still drives.
Tire blew out on the freeway in a car notorious for roll overs. Nothing happened other than needing a new tire.
It's fucking strange man.

>>715445133
Distance is the main thing, yes.
I don't think there's many insecurities or mistrust between us. I'm as upfront as I possibly could be. So really, distance is the killer I guess.
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>>715445555
> Quads checked.
Same goes for you, I would be giving you my full undivided attention in return.

>>715445566
> 445566 Nice.
That sounds pretty cool.
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>>715445963
i bet you would want to do so many things. I dont know if id be able to keep up
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>>715445655
Oh, you mean the one hour we change our clock depending on the season
Yeah, we do that.
No, I don't understand why we do that

That's good. What kind of music do you listen to?

>>715445950
That really is the devils luck. Thank god though that you have it... get it?

>>715445963
Thanks.
Do you have roommates or live with your parents? Or are you already independent?
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"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
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>>715446175
we don't do it here because it's already too hot or something idk

well at the moment I've been listening to this band a bunch, love this album a ton, especially the last song, it's prolly my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScAYeUyY_uk

but usually I just listen to a lot of mu music

and you?
>>715446273
hey sexy :o
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>>715446152
Oh don't worry, i'll be sure to go nice and slow, and take our time.

>>715446175
Parents. I actually work for my stepdad.

>>715446273
The serial killer returns. :p
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>>715446228
Hell yeah, it was!

>>715446313
I'll probably never get into that whole music business.

I usually listen to vidya ost

>>715446273
hey there Sono

>>715446445
>that pic
>toasty buns
kek

Ah, that sounds nice. Any plans on moving out?
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>>715446445
oh i dont know maybe id like it to go so fast i dont know whats going on
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>>715446564
I don't go on that board or really most boards anymore

The only thing I enjoy about 4chan is waifu really now :o

any favorites?
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>>715445842

Yeah, that is true. I see where you are going with it.
There are things you don't realize yourself.

>>715445950

Damn it. Saddens me that you can't be truly happy with that person.
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>>715446820
blue haired cutie :o
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>>715446863
Special flower.
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>>715446564
Fucking just, Chara. Why.

>>715446767
Is what it is, I'll get over it, I'm sure.

My stomach is killing me, eating was a mistake.
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>>715446934
I was scared of flowers as a kid

still am a little bit :o
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>>715446999
That sounds a bit irrational. Why?
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>>715446637
I still go to /v/ and browse /b/ on occasions.

Favourites... not really, no. Always changes

>>715446995
Because everyone needs puns. It loosens the mood in a serious conversation.
And I love that.
Admit it, you at least giggled
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>>715446564
Eventually, but not really soon. I'm still young enough that it's not strange to still live at home. What about you?

>>715446632
I'm sure i could make that happen. We'll try all kinds of ways~.
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>>715447108
cute shoes

and I was scared of bugs and still am

flowers are also really weird to me, when I walk through a bunch of flowers I feel uneasy :o
>>715447146
I used to go on a b c mu fit wsg s4s trash lgbt adv

I kinda lost interest in most tho sadly
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>>715447212
Flowers can be beautiful though.
Like you.
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>>715447181
anything specific besides the food thing you would like to try?
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>>715447181
The appartment is bought and now we're just renovating it before I move out.
I guess sometime next year I'll live alone.

>>715447212
that's a lot of boards. Most of them I'm not even the least bit interested in.

It's not bad to loose interest. Just means you're growing up
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>>715447283

What a fucking hugbox this thread has become
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>>715447283
they can be but they also feel weird but idk

and thank you

whats your favorite flower? :o
>>715447330
growing up sucks cuz you gotta let go of your happiness
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>>715447342
I'm curious, it's only ever been the way it is now for me. Was it ever different?

>>715447437
I don't see how flowers can feel weird, maybe weirdly nice.
Lilacs.
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>>715447527
can u post a pic of them so I may see?

and i get really uncomfortable with contact so i avoid being touched or touching :o
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>>715447287
Nothing in specific. I guess we'll have to improvise~. What about you?

>>715447330
That's a shame to have to move out after renovating it.
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>>715447146
I sighed heavily. It's the "I'm fucking done" kinda giggle.

Time to go patrol and switch to phone.
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>>715447615
I can be similar sometimes. Though rarely nowadays.
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>>715447212
Hahaha! Do not worry! I will deal with the bugs!

>The vigorous hip thrust is done at the bugs with the erect schwanz
>It is pushed into the butt, and the anus
>But the bugs are smushed by the good times schwanz poking

Ooooooohhhhh yeeeeeeaaahhhh!!! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)

>The royal seamin is released gushingly
>The remaining bugs drown in it, they are not pragnated
>The grass becomes very fertile and pragnated
>I defecate with majesty and power, the grass becomes majestically pragnated

Aaaahh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
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>>715447779
please no
>>715447755
well thats good and cute purple balls

I really dont enjoy being near people in person thats why i like chatting online :o
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>>715447661
well im not sure myself really but i mean try it all except the nasty things because who knows what might be fun
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>>715443835
jk i cant ddos
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>>715447437
I think that's not completely true. I'm rather happy. Could be better, yes, but I'm not unhappy

>>715447661
I... mistyped, I'm sorry. The appartment gets renovated and then I move IN that renovated appartment

>>715447720
But it's a giggle nonetheless!

Have fun and see you later
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>>715447880
If we're talking about social contact, and not physical, then I'm no expert as well, not like I was in regards to the latter, but I certainly am not for the first.
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>>715448110
Im glad you are happy

I feel pretty neutral most of time

sometimes i get sad or scared at how uninteresting life seems

makes me want to stop living it

but there are also things or people like oreo that keep me going :o
>>715448112
I dont enjoy both but i guess i just dislike social contact because its usually in person
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>>715447779
Good to see you alive, Schwanz King.

>>715448110
>Implying going anywhere
Fuck it, patrol free night. They can suck it for today.
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Lazy days...
Help me through the hopeless days
But my, oh my
Tragic eyes
I can't even recognise myself behind
If the the answer is no
Can I change your mind?

Out again
Siren screams at half past ten
And you won't let go
While I ignore,
We've felt like this before
So if I have a chance
Would you let me know?

And if the answer is no,
Can I change your mind?

Why aren't you shaking
Sent back in time
Graciously taken
"Oh you're to kind"

And if the answer is no
Can I change your mind?

We're all the same
And love is blind
The sun is gone
Before it shines

And I said,
If the answer is no,
Can I change your mind
If the answer is no,
Can I change your mind?
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>>715447888
I agree, i'm sure there's plenty of things we'll find enjoyable.

>>715448110
Ah ok that makes more sense. That sounds pretty nice. Are you excited to live alone?
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>>715448322
Yeah, same here. I'm just not unhappy, that's enough for me

>Get scared at how uninteresting life is
That's normal. You should make it more interesting yourself.

>>715448363
I-is that really alright?

>>715448436
As a matter of fact, I am. I even get two kittens with me. It's going to be glorious!
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>>715448363
A good schwanz never dies! Now I just need to develop the techniques and technology to use my schwanz as an internet antenna. The best internet antenna.
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>>715448436
well alphabetical sounds like a good way to go. so what starts with A. I can think of one
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>>715448322
Seems like we're quite similar in that way, I'm both scared and indifferent towards others at the same. It's a bit more trouble than it is worth to make connections.
Faced with Herculean task of talking to someone, I'd rather get away from that kind of situation.
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>>715448515
It's hard but I always look for ways

what are your cats names? :o
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>>715448623
well as long as I dont have to face them I feel ok which is why i enjoy you a lot :o

itd be too scared in person
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>>715448515
Well hot damn that does sound glorious.

>>715448557
Sounds good to me. Haha that reminds me of this pic.
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>>715448737
now do we both go or just one?
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>>715448557
Ass
Butt
Cunts (pucci)
Dogs
Ebin maymays xD
Fucking anine grillz
Girls
Hentai
Intelligenxe
Java
Kool Kidz Klub
Love for the waifu
Moneyz
Not niggers
OP baking
Posters in waifu
Queen's discography
Randy
Succ
Tits
Uvulas
Vulvas
Waifus
Xsomething thats starts with x
Yellow
Zoinkies
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>>715448707
It happens.
You enjoy me? I'm not much different in person at all.
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>>715448895
well maybe id be comfortable chatting over tea but i am also pretty similar i think :o
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カラミチーマス
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Dicks are so plump and soft.
I just wanna suck on one o:
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>>715448641
Lumi and Eni

>>715448737
>that pic
Ah... memories...

Yeah, it's going to be real fun.

Anyway, I'm going now. Should cram a bit more hardcore
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>>715449008
you can suck on mine but its pretty small :o
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>>715449028
tell me what those name means on telegram? :o

take care cutie
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>>715448956
That's good to hear. Do you mind the special ingredient.
Do you ":o" in real life as well?
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>>715448836
I suppose we should take turns.

>>715449028
Alright, good luck. Bye.
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>>715449030
is ur butthole tight?
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>>715449134
well who goes first?
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>>715449008
I've only done that once, but it felt pretty good.
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>>715449150
It feels tight on my fingers when i try to milk my prostate :o
>>715449088
I would love it and i say it verbally sometimes as "oooh"
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>>715448515
They can bite me. It's been raining all night, and my stomach feels like it's imploding on itself. One night won't kill them.

>>715448540
You've been gone for quite some time, I feared the worst.

>>715449291
I envy that.
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>>715449310
can i milk ur prostate with my dick?
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>>715449267
Why don't you take the lead?
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>>715449344
Makoto a lewd cute
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>>715449448
well I dont want it to be weird
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>>715449393
I would enjoy that

I usually moan when I do that so i will moan for you :o
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>>715449344
No similar experiences?

>>715449310
That's a neat quirk. I prefer to be a girl (male) of few words most of the time.
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>>715449564
would u let me cum in u o:
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>>715449511
You don't need to worry about that.
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>>715449671
I would prefer licking it up but whatever is ok :o
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>>715449689
I can think of a word for Y.
You~
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>>715449459
I haven't seen you in a while either!
>I'll admit to lewd, not to cute.

>>715449639
Not a single one. I was quite the antisocial back in high school, and for a good time after. I've only started becoming more outgoing recently. Plus, I've got that mindset of "I really only want to do lewd stuff with that one special person" which has killed MANY of my chances to try that stuff.
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>>715449689
i mean if you would be happy with that then id try my best
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>>715449344
Just busy and plagued with lame nets. I'm saving up to move somewhere less in the middle of nowhere with more reliable internet. Maybe getting a kitten within a couple of months, too.
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You must construct addition pylons.
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>>715449841
You are a cute tho
I've been a busy bee, hon.
Been taking a lot classes
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jvn36OVdKs
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>>715449916
I remember hearing something about a kitten last time you dropped in. So that's soon?
And middle of no where, eh? Fuck, that's sounds nice if it had decent internet.

>>715449967
Am not.
And I know, I figured as much. Everyone seems very busy lately. Finals coming up for you as well, ya?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3RYN1Hbddo
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>>715449841
Everyone was and/or is, apparently, the only time I've went with a guy was to see how it felt and figure out if I wanted to move forward, the opportunity presented itself and more reluctantly that willingly I took it.
Now I'm saving myself for that special someone as well, if he ever comes around.
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room 101
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=umhdEj9QQqQ
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>>715449838
Aww.

>>715449848
Of course i would, i'm sure you would do great. Well, it's time for me to get some sleep now. We'll continue next time.
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>>715450164
Nah you are too cute!
No but I did my midterms this week.
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>>715450336
id try my best. of course ill try to be uh more aggressive?
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>>715450200
Part of me is glad I haven't done anything with anyone. The other part of me wants it so badly that I often find myself fantasizing about it at every given opportunity. Do you know how difficult it is to be talking to family and the only thing going on in your head is just thinking about dick and how much you suck and fuck one?!

>>715450378
I am not cute in the slightest!
Ah. Seems like it's finals for everyone else. But done with midterms should free up some time to relax, ya?
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>>715450423
Just do it however feels most comfortable to you.
Goodnight, Tomoko my love.
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>>715450715
goodnight my sweet Hanako
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>>715450543
>Pic is Makoto in a nutshell
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>>715450543
You're VERY cute~
Too bad I have to make up one of the midterms
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>>715450793
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>>715450933
>>715450543
>
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>>715450164
Yeah, the one I wanted back then had a sad story. Someone was hoarding cats and died, a lot of sick, potentially inbred, and malnourished cats when their house was finally opened up. She was in really bad condition. Recovered a little after she was put on an IV but in the end she didn't pull through. This time around I'm waiting on an incoming litter from a relative's cat.
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claimd
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>>715451004
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>>715450793
Might as well be. It's a fucking curse.

>>715450868
I am not. I'm a huge closeted slut. There's nothing cute about that!
Oh no, which one? Please don't say Math.

>>715451004
Yep.

>>715451011
Fuck man, that sucks. At least it won't have to suffer anymore. I've seen one of those crazy cat houses, they're terrible places to live for both the owner and the cats. I wish you luck with this one, make sure they don't go up to be a spiteful little shit like mine was.
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>>715448972
not perfect but I did my best
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>>715448972
>>715451380
also this
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>>715451380
Do me
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>>715451252
Once you had it, you'll realize it's not as special as it is made out to be
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>>715451380
>>715451407
You're the fucking best, thanks.
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>>715451485
Who are you?
I'm on mobile I can't see namefags
>>715451536
Glad you like it
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>>715451711
Pic related
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>>715451513
I know, but that doesn't stop me from wanting it any less!
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>>715451890
I mean yeah ok
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>>715451949
Sex is probably the most overrated thing there is. But yeah, as long as you didn't have it, you will keep seeking it.
Don't worry though, you'll have it one day too. You're too cute and too lewd to not have it.

Who's that anon you have a crush on if I may ask?
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>>715452040
You didn't post anything
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>>715452122
That's the point.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ClXx5SELqKQ
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>>715452196
Okay?
Well I'm out of here
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>>715452273
Bye
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-0XkdFeGGI
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>>715452116
I know it's over rated. And the fact that I know that just makes me feel all the worse for wanting it so bad. And please, I'm not cute. If I was, I'm sure I might have had it already.

Well, it's someone from here. If you wanna go for guesses, be my guest. I'll say if you actually nail it.
>Hint: It won't seem as obvious as you think, but it's still obvious if you pay attention.
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>>715452329
Koume
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>>715452377
Nope. You're like, the third person to guess Karme first though.
I'll admit though, it's a good guess.
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>>715452329
Felix-anon
Renge-anon
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>>715452468
Yeah it was too obvious that it couldn't be right.
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>>715452520
Nope.
Nope.
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>>715452615
It's Edgedeath isn't it..
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kys
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>>715452329
Don't feel bad for wanting it. It's the most natural thing after all. I also had that problem. I craved it and fantasized about it like there is no tomorrow.

I suppose you have that person on some other platform like skype or telegram.

But I'm horrible at guessing

>>715452657
lolwut
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>>715452688
It's obviously Edgedeath dude
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>>715452770
Edgedeath is anti-gay
And Makoto is (even though he's cute as hell) still a guy
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>>715452600
I'm sure if me and Karme really had some out of thread talks, I might feel something. But at the moment, they're just a good friend that I can talk cars with.

>>715452657
When have I ever had more than a reply or two towards Es?

>>715452688
I'll say this, I was very tempted to just let myself go when I went up to LA. That obviously didn't happen, and would probably be awkward if it did. But the thought was there.

Yep. They don't come around here much anymore either.

>>715452817
I'm not cute dammit.
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>>715452888
Dude don't lie to yourself. You just need to throw yourself at him and he'll beat off to the smell you left on his sweater or something
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Only 1 4 me
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>>715452888
Nice trips.
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>>715452888
Gardevoir anon? Nah, I don't think that's him.

I'm not from america, so I don't bother remembering who lives where

>Not cute dammit
That's right, adorable and moe is more fitting

Yup, I have no idea.
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>>715443835
Cirno claimu

Are you the Kurisu I spoke with before about Quantum Physics and stuff, or the other one?
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>>715452988
Legit mang, it ain't him.

>>715453082
Thanks m8.

>>715453087
I could give you an easy hint if you'd like.

I am neither of those! I'm an uncute, unlikable Faggot.
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>>715453197
The sooner you accept it, the sooner we can have more hilarious Edgedeath drama
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>>715453197
>implying I could do anything with a hint
But sure, give me that hint.

>uncute, unlikable faggot
Darling, you're one of the sweetest persons in these threads and are spreading a good mood.

If anything you're the embodiment of all things sweet
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>>715453337
Look, I like hilarious drama as much as the next anon. But I enjoy watching it. Not being at the center of it.

>>715453345
Tomato.

A-Are you sure you're not just thinking of all the sugar I eat? They can be easily confused, I am most certainly not sweet. And I've had some pretty cringey depressed nights. Not what id call a good mood maker.
>Those pictures
Pls
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Morning
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>>715453557
>Tomato
that anon who claimed that strange tomato waifu?

I'm certain I'm not thinking about that.

>Cringey depressed nights
Now now, want to tell me about them?

>Those pictures
Fine, back to the usual ones

>>715453628
good morning! How are you?
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>>715453557

Better let secrets be secrets
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Best music to wallow in self deprication to
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SWXbcV5fttU
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>>715453803
I though you and Alice had a thing.
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>>715453744
I'm doing alright. Just reading some light novels. How about you?
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>>715453927

?
He is nice to everyone, that's all probably
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>>715454009
No I'm not
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>>715454009
Haha, I kid.
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>>715454055
>>715454075

Okay
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>>715453628
Mornin.

>>715453744
Nope. The anon I'm talking about was the best.

Ehhh, loneliness mostly. Before it was missing my ex. But I finally got the closure I've been wanting...kinda. So that rarely bugs me much anymore. I try to stay happy, see the good in all situations. I've gotten much better with it, but some nights, the loneliness, stress and pressure from everything, all just kinda crashes down on me. I often end up going to the roof of I'm at work. Staring vertically down 27 stories kinda takes the edge out of it, but then I go back downstairs and just wish I could sleep. And if I'm at home, I just go to sleep and that's that.

I know I'm almost off work, but I don't need to deal with being more excited than normal.

>>715453803
I don't mind if people know. The person knows, and I understand it's not likely to ever lead anywhere. Even if I wish it would.
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>>715454125
I'm only nice to like, half the people here. Likewise, only half the people here seem to like me
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>>715454323

I understand.
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>>715454007
I'm doing fine myself. Just studying a bit.

>>715454321
The best tomato? Oh well. I'm probably not going to figure it out anytime soon.

I see. As long as you don't act rash. I'm sure you can pull through. Life's full of ups and downs. And like you said, for some reason the bad things that happen to you sometimes help you out.

I wish you a fun day at work.
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>>715454321

Shut the fuck up. I hate you.
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>>715454554
>inb4 this is why nobody likes you chen
Is this still a meme?
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>>715454667

Yeah, Chara is overusing it whenever he/she has the opportunity
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>>715454508
Heh, good luck m8.

I've only acted rash a few times, but have learned from every time I have. Needless to say, if I act rash on one of those nights, there won't be any learning other than how fast the ground can approach.

I get off in 10 minutes though!

>>715454554
Love you too bby.
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>>715454743
Nice to know.
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>>715454855

Oh, you're the guy who has nothing to do but to impersonate and destroy a reputation I don't even have?
Intresting life

>>715454854

Same.
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>>715454854
I don't have enough luck for that

Figured as much. So don't act rash on it.

Well then, I'll still be here
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>>715454944
No, that was from me posting pasta with fuck knows who. When I do everything ironically I make it so dripping with it that even a retard could see it's not serious.
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>>715455136

Uh-huh
Wasting your time posting pastas in a thread
Oh my
Pretty dull
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>>715455224
Nailed it.
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>>715454321
How are you today?

>>715454508
What are you studying?
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>>715455275

Boring
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>>715455399
It's a fun life, bae.
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>>715455283
Psychology, Philosophy and IT as part of the teacher accrediation program.
So, I'm studying to become a teacher.

What's your occupation?
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dy2nBvtkgyE
Anyone got some nostalgia fuel?
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>>715455050
Honestly, I thought you were just gunna start listing everybody till you got it.

Lucky for you, and for me, I still have some "I don't wanna die" still in me.

As shall I. Although I'll be driving home in a few minutes here. Wet roads, maybe some drifts on the way home.

>>715455283
Kinda tired, ready to go home and have a little...fun. Then sleep.
How about you?
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>>715455486

Life is fun
Is just Filled with boring people
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>>715455731
That's why I don't go outside.
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>>715455626
Well right now I'm jobless, but I want to become an illustrator because I'm a big fan of drawing
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>>715455726
I'm not that bored really. And if he doesn't claim on a regular basis chances are I forgot him.

Yeah, I really hope you don't lose that bit. It can only go up when you hit rock bottom.

Makoto... we don't want you to have a car crash just because of some MAD DRIFTS SKILLZ!

>>715455920
I wish you good luck with that!
Any idea on how to start that career?
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