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celeb threat
>>715386571
Im coming up and horny as fuck, keep it going
>>715386780
nigger lover
>>715386769
Love her tits
>>715386390
The girl on the right is Emma Stone as well?
>>715386390
These fucking threads man...
>>715386829
And?
>>715386849
underrated goddess
>>715386872
Preach arya, fuck
>>715386653
>>715386956
Lets get this thread on the right track.
Look at this woman, kids.
>>715386390
Everyone in this thread is a mainstream square. My wife and I hate every single one of you.
>>715386956
nigger lover
>>715387698
Yeah..but this is some prime genetics, when you fuck it you just don't pull out.
>>715387840
I would prego her eggo
>>715387854
not the same but... even old JLO is god tier if we are being honest with ourselves.
If you didn't jerkoff to Jennifer Lopez music videos after school you don't know SHIT about celebs
>>715387935
leggo my eggo.
>>715387935
Mmmmm...sounds hot
>>715388004
This is... this is real talk on so many levels. Celebs were simply hotter back then and this is not disputable.
>>715388004
Shit, with how hot she is in her music videos now still worth fapping to them
>>715388104
nice
post the original too pls
>>715388298
soon
>>715388281
It is unfortunate that you like Tay enough to post "her"
Far too many celebs are better.
>>715388281
karlie_kloss.jpeg
>>715388334
That ass is valuable.
>>715386390
who is she
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP1pXVcBC58
>>715388371
I had a higher quality set but it's buried somewhere in my files
>>715387870
Brutal. Well done.
>>715388465
she looks like a retarded ugly feral kitten that is inbred
Give me 5 minutes with this, please.
^^^
>tfw tegan and sara will never force you to masturbate in front of them for their own perverted enjoyment while they stare dominatingly into your soul like in attached
>>715389235
this is my fetish. but with other celebs.
>>715389235
who are these men?
>>715389235
No thanks.
Lets get some girly feminine women in here.
>>715389235
Are these sisters, or lesbians, or both
>>715389317
instantly responded.
samefag detected
>>715389375
Holy shit, what is that on the right?
>>715389404
both
>>715389430
>instantly responded
>19:21:21
>19:22:20
>>715389524
Phillip Seymour Hoffman
>>715387214
I hate her PC approved show, but damn is she hot
>>715389643
He lives, cool.
>>715388431
Name your favorite, and we'll see how similar our tastes are.
>>715389787
Oh... oh no.
>>715387488
Damn gorgeous face, impressive body, dem legs and thighs and dat gap must be godly
>>715389787
Is that boxxy on the left?
>>715388632
She looks a little too, I dunno, Mexican in this one for my tastes.
>>715389910
Well anon, I have some bad news for you
>>715389840
I dont have a favorite, it always changes.
But Tay is low tier. Outside of her face, she is just 6 feet of nothing. We do not have similar tastes but here is a picture of a woman.
>>715389910
It's so weird that there are different races of human
>>715389903
who is boxy?
>>715390209
cool, a little kid.
Congrats faggot.
>>715390231
A fat talentless camwhore
>>715390030
I'm afraid to ask
>>715390231
Newfag detected
>>715390313
She's 16 you dick.
>>715388543
oh ffs! she was just trying to make you neckbeards feel special
>>715390445
You are fucked in the head of you are attracted to that, unless you are also 16.
>>715390416
shutup, I'm oldfag, been here since summer
>>715390594
who?
>>715390593
Legal where I live.
>>715390593
>its another moralfag episode
>>715390601
i swear half the pictures look like she's ready for the load
>>715390685
unknown celeb in the US, but hot regardless.
Frances Bishop
>>715390685
Here's 16 year old jlo. Hideous, ya?
>>715390805
Fuck legal. She has no shape, you are literally into little kids.
Trust me, 20+ is when they peak physically and some chad will teach them how to suck a dick before they get to you.
>>715390817
and the other half?
>>715390887
She aint the best... but she is damn good. Well done.
>>715390770
Mmm. No panties.
>>715391015
Literally looks the same, noted.
>>715391025
>Trust me, 20+ is when they peak physically and my dad will teach them
You don't know shit
>>715391259
No she's not attractive in that picture anon, she's underage.
>>715391279
>You know everything. I am gay
>>715391137
just causes my dick to melt everytime she went on screen
not as good as one of the other candidates though
>>715391369
Now you realize my plight.
>>715391342
There is a difference. That girl >>715391342
you posted is not developed whatsoever. You know I am right, because that is why you like her.
![1474745574028.webm_snapshot_00.00_[2016.11.17_20.26.28].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/thumb/1479/432/1479432443454s.jpg "1474745574028 snapshot 00.00 [2016.11.17 20.26.28]")
>>715391414
Yeah, totally unknown to me (stateside) but she is fappable. Who is the other candidate?
>>715391109
crime scene photos the killer posed the body in afterwards
>>715390770
gillian jacobs is crazy hot
she'd be more well-regarded in sexiness if the other main female character wasn't a teenaged naive virginal big-titted jewess looking to be fucked.
>>715391537
>swn ask you to take her clothes off
>>715391462
Fuck.
B is brutal sometimes, eh?
>>715391530
Don't tell me why I like her, slut, you don't know my life bitch.
>>715391860
She looks cute AF there, but I am not 12 and cannot pretend I am.
You can, for some reason. I am sorry about what happened to you.
>>715392032
>>715392083
meh, trappy
>>715392083
>>715391530
>not developed whatsoever.
Is this not attractive to you? You stated earlier you were mostly attractive to her face, so that should not matter.
>>715391703
bam
>>715392109
>>715392162
I bet you like it
>>715392237
>>715392346
>>715392174
Yeah, that photoset was hot AF, many faps in 2002, but not because of the teddy bears. I admire the effort you put into this, but are we seriously comparing that little girl and JLO?
>>715392226
>>715392237
It's just NAW, bro. You do you though.
>>715392037
Don't feel sorry for me, it must be horrible to have to wait until midnight on a girls 18th birthday to realize they are attractive or not.
>>715392226
>mfw that looked like a dick in thumbnail
>>715392384
>>715392519
Honestly, I have had to make such decisions.
That said...you are posting a little, undeveloped kid.
>>715392237
Im not gonna lie. I love it
>>715392534
literally looks nothing like that though
>>715392457
>AF
>>715392037
>715392346 #
>AF
you have to drop the Facebook lingo
>>715392604
>>715392724
>>715392697
how do you know it's facebook lingo
>>715392760
>>715392697
same fagging.
drop the pedo vibe and I might alter my abbreviations
Gotta love B
>>715392616
>have had to make such decisions.
Oh did your sister give you blue balls for a week
>>715392791
Keep em coming fapping like crazy!!
>>715392791
>>715392881
>B
Jesus
>>715392901
>>715392914
Coming up
>>715392972
Thanks:)
>>715392972
>>715392893
No, btard. I have had 17 year olds rubbing my cock and had to hold off due to laws, but my moral compass as well.
The sad thing is I lost some of them though.
>>715393024
>>715393058
>>715392961
don't make me SWAT you, I am behind 8 proxies
>>715393105
>>715393058
>that american dad chin
>>715393188
more of this please.
She looks reallt good.
>>715393136
>>715393291
>>715393262
I saw this a few weeks ago... her shit got fucked up.
Shame too.
>>715393334
>>715393409
>>715393262
She looks especially Chingy and Chongish here.
>>715393033
>17 year olds rubbing my cock and had to hold off due to laws,
Touching your dick to your cousins head when he is passed out at a party is nothing to brag about.
>>715393291
Fuck this one made me cum hard...
>>715393447
>>715393409
She is so almost hot but...not? I can't figure it out. Way to much man in the face.
>>715393534
HNNNNNG
>>715393479
he wasn't passed out. pretty sure that guy molested me TBH
>>715393525
Thats whats so sexy though
>>715393525
>>715393572
I get some mixed feelings as well
>>715393534
OMG
anyone else have weird celeb cumplay fantasies? like having a catering team secretly jack off into her food, or running up to her (usually Emma Watson for me) at a press event and blowing a load in her face then running away before she even knows what happened?
...Just me, eh?
>>715390805
Looks bitch here. I dig that.
>>715393696
wow
>>715392519
Not even the guy you're replying to, but it's not some magical number. I don't know about you, but holding a conversation with a 16 (or even 18 year old) is like pulling teeth. I couldn't imagine "dating" one of these girls. They have literally nothing to contribute besides their body.
I love how faggots like you say 16 is legal where you live, like any 16 yo wants to suck your wrinkly 30 yo balls
>>715393707
>>715387339
>>715387312
>>715387214
Is it her costume that make her shoulders look so manly and wide?
>>715393739
>>715393753
Not just you...
>>715393842
>>715393707
Yeah man, it's ll there. Hair, eyes, face ,tits, waist, hips....
but there is just something sticking out like a sore thumb.
>>715393887
>>715393753
This is absurd.... not my thing but you do you bro.
>>715393936
>>715393892
Yep
>>715393817
This is the correct answer.
>>715394066
Hope you enjoyed
>>715393843
She is quite trappy
>>715393817
>but it's not some magical number.
Exactly. That's what I'm saying. Thank you.
>>715391762
Yeah, few can hold up to that combination of boner inducing hotness
>>715394054
Does anybody else find her role retarded in Between?
>>715394008
This, this right here.
I would give anything for 5 minutes with this.
>>715393817
Nobody said anything about "dating" a 16 year old, fucking deaf hooker
>>715394124
Thx much bro
>>715394235
>>715393753
Now that you say it, it would be pretty hot to cum in their food or drinks and see how they swallow it all. Nasty shit. Maybe even spit on it too.
>>715394147
Yes, the magic happens when their brains have developed to the point where they can be considered a functioning part of society. If they haven't graduated high school, at the very least, stay away.
>>715394147
She reminds me of my next door neighbor who i fapped to in the summertime
>>715394338
Hi res...but you know there are better photos than that.
This fucking wetback has some amazing photos. Even the pedos and fags here can't ignore her shit from 20 years ago.
>>715394401
Reproduction starts at puberty and contributes to society. Who's the pedo now.
>>715394015
I think that's what makes it a fantasy. Certainly no weirder than all these "jack off to clothed photos of celebs" threads we always have lol
>>715394150
yep. and she does have pretty nice titties of her own tbh
>>715394308
I know, which is why I included how no 16 year old kid wants to just fuck your old ass, either
>>715394401
Do not try to reason with the pedos here, lol.
They are actual pedos and beyond help. They will be arrested eventually.
>>715394547
Well it would be illegal, so moot point. What are you getting at?
>>715394528
Shockingly, women aren't actually capable of reproducing safely the instant they start puberty. Nor are they in any mind set or financially stable enough to raise said child if one were to make it through the second trimester and actually be born.
>>715394752
Well it's illegal so why are you talking about knocking up little girls?
>>715394752
But ive seen pregnant 14 year olds.... They didnt die, just ruined their lives sorta
>>715394941
holy shit
bless you anon. She changed my mind about immigration back in the 90s
>>715394744
The consent law is more for people of similar age. So there's not a big issue when someone 18 or 19 starts fooling around with someone a couple years younger. It's not there so you can pick up 16 year old prostitutes.
You faggots talk so much, but I rarely meet one that even has a girlfriend or touched a pussy in years.
