New Celeb thread
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New Celeb thread
>>715274484
Kate Mara needs to be abused.
>>715274745
her cuck husband
is he /ourguy/?
>>715274652
need to inject a little more Joey
Shall I dump the HayPan?
>>715275181
>>715274849
>the snozeberries taste like snozeberries
>>715275249
Yes
>>715275524
Forgot pic
>>715275589
>>715275623
>>715275249
Dump hay king instead.
>>715275650
>>715275699
>>715275249
wew lad
>>715274499
>>715275738
>>715275283
this guy gets it
>>715275754
>>715275778
>>715275686
You mean hunter?
>>715275814
>>715275848
>>715275755
>>715274268
DID YOU SAY HORSE DICK THREAD
>>715275878
>>715274268
I knew u did
>>715275195
>>715275933
>Hillary Clinton cosplay
>>715274268
I know u all love horse dicks and dog dicks
>>715274268
God look at that pecker
>>715275988
>>715275908
That is fucking beautiful.
>>715276048
Yup suckin dog dicks
>>715274445
Mmm, fuck. Moar?
>>715276068
>>715276112
Gettin fucked by dogs
>>715275908
kek
>>715276124
>>715275908
>>715274268
Is this a dude?
>>715276201
>>715276292
>>715276283
Certainly not m8
>>715276339
>>715276339
U make me want to shart
>>715276230
>Go crosseyed like dan akroyd in that ghostbuster movie
>>715276391
>>715276413
Luv ya
>>715276447
Throw my ass up n shart
>>715276391
>>715276339
>>715276292
I am fairly certain she did a professional nude set before she got pregnant. I want them so bad.
>>715276439
>>715276483
Only shart
>>715276500
>>715276506
Not alone there, buddy
>>715276584
>>715274400
Flawless legs!
>>715276651
welp im out this thread
>>715276594
>>715276531
>>715274400
wtf happened to her tits!? look at those saggy bags!
This is a really.....shitty thread.
>>715276703
You can just filter "image.jpg"
Also, learn regex. It could save your life.
>>715276694
>>715276813
>>715276876
>>715276943
>>715274575
just no
>>715277030
Shall I go on?
>>715276815
Muh joey
>>715277101
Please do
>>715274268
>>715277101
>>715277141
>>715275249
not sure why I like so much
>>715277229
wew
>>715277553
he's b&bro now it seems
>>7152780
>>715275974
kek
>>715278329
Name?
Bump
Any anons want to talk about celebs in the rizon?
>>715279138
What's/Where's rizon?
https://youtu.be/1nwp_spT6xk
>>715279249
rizon.net is a simple chatroom site. Join the room SelenaBois. There are sometimes anons in there.
>>715278603
Lexee smith. Not really celeb but easy on the eyes.
>>715279333
Kristen stared across the Heroes lot at the airheaded blonde. I stood behind her, absorbing the image of both girls. Hayden was leaning against her trailer, denim shorts practically painted on, contrasted against the darker blue of her tank top. A pair of beat up Keds covered her feet, bare in the shoes. Just in front of me, Kristen stood, dressed more moderately in what could only be described as workout attire; hair in a bun, track pants, loose fitting hoodie and white fresh trainers.
“Well, when are we doing this then?” asked Kristen.
I thought a moment.
It had been a remarkably quick process, all things considered. A matter of 100k changing hands and a day later here I am. I should explain. Hayden Panettiere’s was a tragic tale. For the past two decades her mother had whored her out from one end of Hollywood to the next. The money had been nice at first, but as her daughter *ahem* “climbed” the social ladders of Tinsel Town, career oppourtunities opened up for her. Cover stories were built, rumors subdued, but at all times, Hayden never stopped living from bed to bed. It was the role she was born for, literally.
So when word of Hayden’s final conquest leaked through the deepest levels of Hollywood’s elite, it was me who cashed in. Kristen had been planning it awhile, the things she wanted to do. She was the one who actually convinced Ms. Pannetiere of just what a price her daughter might fetch if the promise of actual, live snuff came with the show. She was the one who convinced her how funny it would be if she could film it, and if she could have an audience. She was a great girl, really.
Which brings us back to the now.
“Tonight. We’ll pick her up from her place, give her mom a chance to say bye… however it is she chooses to do that.”
Kristen turned to face me.
“But I’m already all dressed.” She pouted.
I smiled.
cont...
>>715279396
>>715279412
lol shes fucking hideous
>>715279406
“It’ll be an hour or two. Just… yeah, we don’t wanna do this during light.”
Kristen made a face that affected the notion of acquiescence. We both watched Hayden from the shadows as she walked towards her last scene of the day.
This was gonna be one hell of a night.
It’s two hours later. We’re sitting in a car outside the estate bought from Hayden’s whore money. Kristen’s impatience is reflected in her bouncing knee, and the way her sighs are progressing from bored to annoyed to angry every couple of minutes. It seems like we’ve been waiting an age when the front light finally goes on.
Kristen sits upright, and watches the light for the briefest of moments, before opening up the door up to the crisp night outside. She stalks up the drive before turning to me, motioning me forward.
Me? I’m not the trained kickboxer here!
Non-with-standing, I open the door up and quit the car. As I – as we – get closer to the house, we hear noises of defiance from inside. Hayden’s not putting up a fight, she’s far too submissive for that. It certainly sounds like she’s trying to talk her way out of something though. As the thought of Hayden’s fear crosses my mind, I feel my member twitch, a sensation only complemented by Kristen’s toothed smile response to the sounds.
The door opens.
Hayden’s volume magnifies.
Kristen bounces towards the abode, real jackrabbit like, and before Hayden can even turn to face her, lands the first of many blows to the side of her skull.
Out like a light, Kristen deliberately fails to catch her as her body crumples to the floor. The conscious blonde gives the older Pannitiere a peck on the cheek before picking the girl up.
“Don’t worry, I’ll send you a copy!”
“Well, make sure you get it all.” The woman smiles and closes the door behind her.
Kristen yells out for me.
“Are you going to help me or what?!”
Welp.
cont...
>>715279406
Dax?
>>715279520
We put her in the backseat. Kristen must have really done a number on her. Even when we arrive at Kristen’s house and I sharply brake, throwing her forward, she doesn’t even wake. It’s not until she’s chained to the boxing bag and stipped naked that she moves into a state that could be just described as “groggy”.
“Wha… what’s going on?”
Kristen claps her hands together excitedly.
“Wakey wakey!” She delivers a sharp slap to Hayden’s face. “You know where you are?”
As the shocked blonde slowly retains consciousness, it’s clear her memories come flooding back. Her eyes slowly widen with fear, and her awareness of the chains restraining her really reflects in her increased vigour of struggle. As she notices the audience consisting of me, she turns to Kristen.
“Kristen? Kristen where am I?!”
At first it looks like Kristen is turning away from her. But then she swings back around, raises her leg, and delivers a lightning fast roundhouse kick to her left cheek. It’s really quite cinematic, the way her tooth flies from her mouth and the noise the blood makes as it splatters across the concrete floor.
“Oh, it doesn’t really matter sweetie. What’s important is that you’re here.”
Hayden is kind of hunched over, as much as she can be with the chains. The word for how she looks isn’t resigned, but it’s certainly depressed in some way. Kristen takes her chin in her hand, turning the whore’s face towards her own. In Bell’s soft hands, Hayden assumes a face that for the briefest of moments, betrays a look of hope.
The last glimmer of hope is quickly extinguished as Kristen crushes her nose with a squarely aimed fist to the face. She repeats the motion, ensuring that Hayden’s button nose is completely and totally destroyed.
cont...
>>715279516
my penis disagrees
>>715279648
The beaten girl is crying now, and Kristen’s having none of it. As I watch, petting my lap in anticipation, Kristen swiftly delivers the most perfect punches to each of her red eyes. They swell as they bruise, and Kristen finishes the image by smashing her elbow right into her mouth.
The shorter girl steps back for a second, cracking her neck and stretching her arms in front of her. She turns back and asks me how I’m enjoying the show.
“Not a word of lie – this is the greatest thing I think I’ve ever seen.” She laughs gleefully at my reception. And then, one – two – what? She kicks off each shoe and peels off each dirty-white sock. I was wrong. *This* is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
Bell raises one leg, planting the sole of her foot on Hayden’s bare chest. She unsticks it from her tits before bringing it back down, shattering her breast plate – I can actually hear the bone crack and the choked gasp of Hayden.
I become aware of a gargling noise. Is she… is she trying now to scream? I’m throbbing as I struggle to process what is unfolding before my eyes. The flurry of blasts and hits Kristen is unleshing on the tortured girl, the beautiful sounds of flesh hitting flesh. She works her arms, hitting them with all her might while Hayden struggles to beg, and kicks out her knee caps before completing her destruction of Hayden’s lower body by stomping on her feet until they fracture.
Kristen breaks from the girl. We share a drink, watching Hayden dangling from the bag. Soft sobs carry across the room, attempts at forming words escape from her battered mouth. Before Kristen returns, she runs a hand up my thigh. I cross my legs out of instinct more than anything.
“It’s not long now, honey.” It’s obvious that Kristen is straining not to grin.
cont...
>>715279755
I know it's you Dax
>>715279269
>>715279755
We decide to let Hayden beg for mercy through her torn lips "Prrrz, prrrz stob (gurgle) your gonna krrr meee!"
Kristen giggles "Um yeah, that's kinda the plan honey!" Kristen begins punching and kicking Hayden in her stomach, trying to crush and damage her digestive system. She is rewarded when Hayden begins bleeding from her cunt and ass. We decide it's time to finish the animal off, and Kristen begins breaking its ribs with a shortbat produced from a cupboard behind me, trying to puncture it's lungs and drown it in its own blood.
And then it happens, the hacking sound of Hayden’s strained breathing becomes more and more frantic before it slows, slows, and finally stops.
I stand up and, in shock, can only applaud. Kristen makes a bow in mock appreciation, and presents Hayden’s bloodied corpse to me. We release it from its chains, and watch as it turns cold.
And thena skelteon popptut th cubord
>>715278603
>>715278329
>>715279333
>>Lexee smith. Not really celeb but easy on the eyes.
and 15 years old.
>>715279912
>>715275802
at least post the hi res version.
>>715280292
>>715280483
>>715280593
Victoria Justice is not hot. the only thing I'd do w her is anal.
>>715280243
>and 15 years old.
and what is your point?
>>715280404
Did she have a historectomy
>>715274268
Is that Caitlyn Jenner?
>>715280781
4chan is full of perverts. I figured someone would get off on knowing that she's underage.
>>715280926
is that you, shania bro?
>>715281047
There's underage and there's jailbait. She is the latter. >>715281047
>>715281087
Yup. How's it going?
>>715281691
another day in paradise..
>>715282416
Are you liking the pics I'm dumping?
>>715280483
I'd love to blow a load on her face while she's making that expression
>>715280292
She has her mom's Big ol' Jaw
>>715276483
more katy please...
>>715282772
>>715282510
Absolutely.
>>715282772
>>715283124
Add a couple of years and I'd fuck that Clawie
>>715283124
Good.
>>715274268
Post armpits niggers. I need to bust a load off.
>>715282904
>>715283146
>>715276812
what is regex
>tfw I want another anon to jerk me off while I look at Katy pics
>>715283769
>>715280404
>dat tampon string
>>715283769
Suck any big cocks for her?
>>715283601
>>715283914
that'smyfantasy.jpg
>>715283769
tfw same
>>715284140
>KP songs on speakers
>sexy pics on screen
>anons stroking each other's hard cock for the queen
Heaven.
>>715284133
>>715284218
>>715284272
>>715284133
>>715283906
>>715283914
>>715283769
>>715284305
>>715284344
>>715284323
Who is this?
>>715284348
>>715284373
Judd Hirsch, star of Taxi and Independence Day
>>715284218
what songs of hers work the best? peacock is one for me
>>715283714
It's a language used for pattern matching. You can use it to filter whole swathes of posts you don't want it to see by composing short expressions.
Just found this one while lurking on Google.
>>715283769
>>715284133
I'd love to jerk both your cocks for Katy!
>>715283769
She's pixelating!
>>715284459
>Independence Day
You are thinking of Jeff goldblum
>>715284529
Good choice, I like Peacock. Teenage Dream, Roar, and Dark Horse are all great for a fap. God I'd love to have my cock slobbered on through Dark Horse..
>>715284592
>>715284529
>>715284697
>>715284697
>>715284592
Go to IRC faggots
>>715284697
its what she would want isnt it ?
>>715284592
Found my Katy slut.
>>715284676
No. I'm not. Judd Hirsch was in Independence Day as well.
>>715284918
there's more than one!
>>715284842
Probably. It's just such a sexy song to me.
>>715284974
Fuck, we should just have a Katy Perry circlejerk.
>>715284918
Yesssir! Here to please cocks for Queen Katy!
>>715285216
>>715285260
>>715285283
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>>715285135
that would be ideal...
>>715285216
why is there a dick in the reflection?
>>715285310
>>715285344
>>715276718
Hey virgin
>>715284954
Oh yeah he was the dad
>>715285432
>>715284954
My apologies anon
>>715285338
I just noticed that. Good eyes!
>>715285338
holy shit
>>715285338
A raging dick, at that.
Come jerk off with me while we look at Queen Katy!!
http://lets.rabb.it/886j/dFh1f6c86y
>>715285135
Post your kik
I made a new one if you don't like the header image suck my dick
>>715286347
>>715286347
>>715285867
Lost your bic
