Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715220736
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>715237570
the third one
>>715237922
which one you prefer?
>>715237922 (Tristana)
Well then, that's good! I'm looking forward to writing with you more again.
still here
and
>>715237992
ah well hello again
Oh boi, I can use my pics agian.
What's a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer :^)
>>715238116
hello
>>715238127
More puns! I'm rooting for you!
>>715238119
Time to save more pics too!
>>715238127
You know what a leek would read?
A leeksicon.
I tried.
>>715238208
The problem is, its hard to get any of poor `ol Konrad. He isnt too popular in the community.
>>715238153
uh yeah hi. doing anything today?
Yuno claimed
I'm gonna get wasted on Friday
>>715238009
Writing with me? Are we going to make a book in the same way as that pottery scene from whatever that rom movie's name is?
>>715237992
I HAVE ONE! yunsan....san. get it? Yunsansan. Yusasa, yundisa, yuna, I'm working on it
>>715238119
YAASSS
>>715238127
What do you something that's red and smells like blue paint?
>>715238262
Good effort. S-
>Tristana claim and main
>>715238208
Should I keep it limited to puns, or should I try *branching* out?
>>715238262
n o i c e
>>715238343
what do you call it?
>>715238262
That's too bad. I guess you have to make some more then. Or just make photos of his figurine
>>715238343
I have no idea which movie you're talking about but I was meaning talking, making conversation and not writing a book together
>>715238262
>a leeksicon
hehe, that was a nice one
>>715238439
go ahead and branch out but if it feels like it isnt working just go back to your roots
>>715238343
I call it... Red paint
>>715238454
Lol I know, I was being a putz. K sounds good
>>715238439
Red paint...
>>715238262
SORROW I HAVE ONE! WHAT car does Gardo drive? A .....Leeksus
>>715238343
Well, heres another one
I tried to stop my dog from humping the couch be he did it without paws.
I feel horrible about that one.
>>715238454
If I had his fig. Its SO fucking expensive, and I dont play Horus Heresy, so I`d have no use of it. Might get it when I get back home though. Its very tempting.
>>715238601
Oh boy, the more leek puns, the merrier.
>>715238439
You should just "leaf" the more advanced puns to me
>>715238601
>>715238597
fuck yeah, red paint, knew it!
>>715238633
>he did it without paws
my sides
>WH40k is expensive
no shit Sherlock
>>715238343
hello Yunsan
I get it because I'm called Yun by you?
>>715238265
not much
how about you?
>>715238685
Being expensive is one thing, but a mini that expensive, which I cant even use in the game is another.
>>715238774
well i have to go do a thing right now but ill turn up later when i get back which im not sure when that is. have a nice day
>>715238774
Yes, but it's yunsansan. Not only because I'm calling you, but you're the third Yuno I know. San means three 三。
>>715238685
Ok! Let's see how smart you are. What do you call blue paint that actually smells like blue paint, but it's on a bucket?
>>715238878
Take care fam
Kissanime is down
Anyone got another site where I can watch
>>715238924
Ichi Ni San
hah clever!
>>715238878
later, take care
>>715238116
:)
>>715238317
To moderation, my friend
>>715239012
Masterani.me
>Trist
>>715238800
Point taken
>>715238924
Paint?
>>715239060
thanks
>>715239113
Nah. Blue paint
>>715239163
>mfw this was so obvious I thought it was a trap
>mfw pic related
>>715239250
Ha!!! Goteem
>>715239036
Moderation is for people who don't want to be alcoholics
Still here
>>715239546
You're soo coot! Who are you?
>>715239524
Alice-cya DJ, what's up?
>>715239856
that's horns
how do you not recognize him? :^(
>>715239961
Oh haha....whoops
>>715239546
I can keep you company, but I only can post 12 things a thread.
カラミチーマス
>>715237929
Hiyou reminds me of my sister.
>>715240074
You can do one of these
>Tristana
Or don't and just write : )
>>715240071
you should be more careful before you *twigger* someone :^)
(bottom of the barrel puns... kill me)
>>715240118
Sure dude.
>>715240179
Like this?
>Konrad Curze
>>715239426
Fucker
>
>>715240187
You should just leaf.
>>715240187
The joke went like my hand. Twigger? What does mean twigger?
>>715240221
Yee :3
>>715240286
No need for mean, you're also making puns too :D
>>715239856
My name is Courtney, how are you?
>>715240286
that was acorn-y pun :^)
>>715240477
trigger
twigger
twigs
>>715240171
How so?
>>715240477
Yeah, it's your PUNishment
>>715240635
I'm getting *Fir*ious
>>715240635
Do you why dogs like to pee on the trees?
Becasue its bark-ing.
why
>>715240750
Just her personality, disciplined, hardworking, wants others to follow her example.
The fact that OP art has glasses brings them even closer.
>>715240793
Oh my, thanks.
Olivia claimed.
>>715241022
All of them good atrributes to have.
I'm not as familiar with Kantai Collection as others here might be though.
>>715239856
contemplating how much I hate this class
>>715240610
I'm doing great. Und you? What's on your to do list this day?
>>715240635
You....
>>715240756
Please
>>715240769
Why sorrow
>>715241545
May I ask what class
>>715241402
It's quite popular over here, at some point more than half of the thread was claiming boats.
You should be happy for not being familiar with it, I mean, I'm glad I know about the moe blobs and have tons of art of them but I'm not so happy about the time I spent in the trash-tier game or watching the animu.
>>715241647
Cute. Do you have more pics of her?
>>715241804
It depends on the quality of show, I don't really play anything anymore too.
I'd much rather consume othert types of media like music or anime, maybe a few western films too.
>>715241803
Network administration
>>715241803
It fits the character really. He was full of it in the end.
>Konrad Curze
I am awake
>>715242294
Holy.
That's my time
Talk to you later homies
>>715241804
I do. Got quite a bit because she was my main CVL for a long time
>>715242184
What keeps me playing games is the competitive aspect of it or just having fun with friends.
Speaking of which I'm about to play some, laters.
Rikka claimed
Am gonna hit the range and chill out with a friend for a bit.
I'll be here at the usual time if any of you want to talk.
Later :)
>>715243196
Fuck my physics lab
>>715242970
Morning I guess
>>715244238
A Chara
>>715244424
A Rikka
>>715244625
A Fran.
Why do you hate your physics lab? Did you just watch an apple fall down from a tree?
>>715244238
>
>>715244625
it's 12:40 in the afternoon, i need to start waking up earlier
>>715244625
A rare Rikka has appeared, will you catch me?
>>715244587
See ya later friend
>>715244718
Even I wake up earlier. I wake up at 10 or 11 am
>>715244757
Nobody is gonna catch a shit waifu when you have a Mimikyu
>>715244861
Why you gotta hurt me man?
>>715244712
It is free fall, but the statistical analysis is fucking confusing
>>715244718
Yeah...
>>715244757
I send out Fran
Fran used fient attack. It's super effective!
>>715244861
apparently without alarms and whatnot i go to bed around midnight and wake up around 11-noon
>>715245215
eh, at least i'm not spending all my free time staring at the ceiling anymore
>>715245215
I am 3x weak against QTs
>>715245136
It's in my nature by having the edgiest waifu around here
>>715245215
Yeah I believe you
>Fran used an attack
>Fran
>Attack
Fran could only use non lethal moves like lullaby
>>715245274
It's kinda the same for me. Lately I've been staying up to around 2-3am
>>715245274
You did that?
>>715245280
Is Rikka a psychic type?
>>715245383
She would have an ability to keep it non-leathal damage. A bit strong though
http://yourworldoftext.wikia.com/wiki/Exclamation_Mark_Desert
>>715241803
Not much, might play some games and draw. Been trying to get back to that for a while now
>>715245383
Oh I see, I guess us chuunis just attract bullies
>>715245527
Yes, yes she is! She knows Hyper Beam at level 1
>>715245619
Ohhhhh shit whattup
>>715245383
eh, hopefully this interview goes well today, then i'll get on a normal schedule
>>715245527
why do you think i was gone for like 5 months?
>>715245527
What character is this if you dont mind me asking?
>>715245527
Hmm... well, I guess that works too
>>715245729
Exactly! I'm bullying everyone!
>>715245741
I wish you best of luck!
>>715245619
HORNS!
>>715245729
OH SHIT!
Fran a dark type
>>715245741
Oh...
>>715245788
Madraki Fran. From the manga Franken Fran
>>715245838
Amazing for catching Pokemon. However, she has a ton of supporting moves
Why aren't you bullying me?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOgZYaNRn8
when people think it's funny to say "no way, jose" to me just because I am Hispanic
Fuck you
>>715246024
Ah, thank you very much kind sir,she is kinda cute. I belive we did not meet eachother, have we?
>>715238343
what an adorable pic :o
>>715245838
Ohhhhhhhh alright, I feel loved now
>>715246024
Better flee before I use psybeam!
>>715246181
RIP
>>715245729
Ayyyy
>>715246024
FRAN
>>715246024
Because you like being bullied
>>715246331
Good! Wait what?
>>715246181
Konrad Kurze? Not sure, we had an Angry Marine.
Vulkan a best primarch
Or Necrons
>>715246360
How are you?
>>715246456
Not super effective though
>>715246331
So you are next level bulli by no bulli?
>>715246582
Vulkan was a nice primarch, unlike that asshole Rogal Dorn. And yes, Im new to the thread.
>>715246582
Yeah, I know. Super effective would be me hitting on you, sweetheart
Showering you with compliments, effectively melting your heart.
That would be super effective
But also mean.
>>715246456
What? What did I do?
>>715246582
Exactly! Until they figure out I cannot do anything, then I get super bullied
>>715246360
Whats good in the hood?? Did you listen to Brand New last night?
>>715246672
Nice to meet you!
What other /tg/-shit you do?
>>715246717
Especially since I'm dating Mugen
>>715246858
But you can do everything
>>715246582
I'm doing alright. Haven't found a job yet, sadly. ;~;
>>715246858
No, I kinda fell asleep while I was chatting. But I'll check them out while I'm drawing
>>715246160
no way jose
>>715247077
Apart from the tabletop I also play Rouge Trader, but not much apart from that. But I like to browse the threads about the Pathfinder.
>Konrad
>>715247306
How are you doing?
I'm bored af :o
>>715247077
Pffffffffff I wish!
>>715247153
Yaaaaaay go for it friend!
>>715247430
same I'm tired but I'm in my last class of the day
>>715246858
You shouldn't feel loved!
>>715247077
Wha- you already asked him out?
And he said yes?
Congrats!
Claiming the best girl
>>715247710
It's 12pm so I assume college? :o
>>715247752
Oh, never mind let me cower in my corner again
>>715248062
konata you know me
>>715248208
;o
are you getting winter break soon?
>>715248081
Yes, cower in fear!
>>715248858
okay okay!!
>>715249335
what are you getting for Christmas?
I want a toy :o
Best claimed.
>>715249335
Me too.
What are you studying?
I study Electricity and Automation... I don't know how to translate it in to English becouse I'm not native English speaker.
But it's an engineering degree and I'm Happy that I started studying it.
>>715249544
>roll
>>715249757
Yay! Best Alice!
>>715249782
Wie? Nur ein (You)?
>roll
>>715247559
Alright, so far I like them!
>>715249460
i don't know
>>715249578
I'm still in high school my dude
>>715249901
You get one
>>715250072
High school was great at least for me it was. I actually felt sad when I graduated.
>>715250101
Will I get another for dubs?
>>715250383
I'll consider it
Claim
>>715249901
>Wie? Nur ein (You)?
Ich kann nicht guten Gewissens (You)s and Clopper verteilen.
>roll
>>715250027
Alriiiiiiiight which album are you listening to again???
>>715250656
Consider it done!
>>715250803
Du darfst nicht alles glauben was du dir selbst erzählst...
>roll
>>715250803
>>715250893
What are you rolling for?
>>715250980
Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
>>715250893
>roll
>>715250980
Shiro has to Hotglue his Shiro figurine if I get more trips (started earlier this month, goes until christmas I think, maybe new years)
>>715251232
>h o t g l u e
Is he going to post them in thread?
>>715247710
Yes mugi is best waifu
>>715251232
>roll
>>715251394
Hell no. I'm winning.
>>715250829
The one you recommended: the devil and god are raging inside me
>>715251647
Okay cool, I thought I said that one but I forgot
>>715251645
>roll
>>715251394
he is indeed in the lead
>>715251645
If he isn't going to post them what is the point in rolling?
>>715251899
I don't understand.
>>715251645
>>715251899
So, Shiro is in the lead, how many trips does he have and how many do you have?
>>715251932
>If Shiro more trips no hotglued figurine
>If other anon more trips: hotglued figurine
>Shiro is in the lead
>>715251591
Best k-on
>>715250276
I have been told I will miss it
>>715251932
I too ask myself the same thing quite a lot.
If he wins, I need to hotglue my beloved waifu, but if I win, there is nothing to gain for me. This normie doesn't even own any merch.
Filthy pleb, no true love here...
>>715251899
>roll
>>715252104
1:0
We both have poor aim.
>>715252240
Oh mann, ich dachte ihr seid schon im zweistelligen bereich.
>>715252104
In that case all my posts are going for the hot glue action.
>>715252240
You are going to hot glue your boring waifu and then post it in thread.
Don't hate on us non-merch-owning-plebs TOO much. I for one have no money to spare. Between classes, gas, books, and food I barely have enough money left over to have any type of fun.
>>715252240
>b8
>
>roll
>>715252377
Nein, das sind nur unsere Entziffern.
>>715252425
>no money to spare
I bet you have money for food and health care. Pleb!
>>715251899
>roll
>>715250893
Those aren't dubs
>>715251860
Ah thats fine. My favorite song from the album is Welcome to Bangkok
>>715252814
Consider me shameful and weak.
At least not as shameful and weak as this nigger:
>>715252731
>roll
>>715252740
>food
I did mention that I spend money on food, and even then it's usually just ramen or cheap oven pizzas.
>health care
Hah! I live in Amerikkka, Health Insurance is not only retardedly expensive, the fact that I don't have health insurance means that I will be fined when I do my taxes.
>>715252997
So close for both
Can someone recommend any albums I have been listening to eurobeat for the past 2 months. I'm open for any recomendations.
>>715253015
>paying tax instead of using money to buy merch
Disgusting...
>>715253036
Watch this!
>>715252731
>rooooolll
>>715253086
The Mollusk by Ween
>>715253335
>spam
>aiming
>roll
>>715253335
Fuck this, I'll go train my hot glue technique.
>>715253335
REEEEEEEE
>>715253479
Thank (You) if there is more recomendations I'm more than Happy to listend.
>>715253794
>hot glue training
>>715253794
gotta glue fast
Would fuck her till my head explodes
>>715255018
>>715255222
What kind of disgusting shit is this? Sexualising the waifu? Are you crazy? Gtfo plebs!
>welcome to waifu
>>715255222
I would fuck her until slightly before my head explodes so I could live to fuck her again.
>>715255338
Not all of us have chopped our balls off.
>>715255338
Are You mad about not Having as sexy waifu as mine
>>715255587
Hes mad because he doesnt have a good waifu