Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715220736 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715220736
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>715237570
the third one
>>715237922
which one you prefer?
>>715237922 (Tristana)
Well then, that's good! I'm looking forward to writing with you more again.
still here
and
>>715237992
ah well hello again
Oh boi, I can use my pics agian.
What's a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer :^)
>>715238116
hello
>>715238127
More puns! I'm rooting for you!
>>715238119
Time to save more pics too!
>>715238127
You know what a leek would read?
A leeksicon.
I tried.
>>715238208
The problem is, its hard to get any of poor `ol Konrad. He isnt too popular in the community.
>>715238153
uh yeah hi. doing anything today?
![cac0f5e39d6a6a51e62c32c71b4fdf8d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YlolJ9E.jpg "cac0f5e39d6a6a51e62c32c71b4fdf8d[1].jpg")
Yuno claimed
I'm gonna get wasted on Friday
>>715238009
Writing with me? Are we going to make a book in the same way as that pottery scene from whatever that rom movie's name is?
>>715237992
I HAVE ONE! yunsan....san. get it? Yunsansan. Yusasa, yundisa, yuna, I'm working on it
>>715238119
YAASSS
>>715238127
What do you something that's red and smells like blue paint?
>>715238262
Good effort. S-
>Tristana claim and main
>>715238208
Should I keep it limited to puns, or should I try *branching* out?
>>715238262
n o i c e
>>715238343
what do you call it?
>>715238262
That's too bad. I guess you have to make some more then. Or just make photos of his figurine
>>715238343
I have no idea which movie you're talking about but I was meaning talking, making conversation and not writing a book together
>>715238262
>a leeksicon
hehe, that was a nice one
>>715238439
go ahead and branch out but if it feels like it isnt working just go back to your roots
>>715238343
I call it... Red paint
>>715238454
Lol I know, I was being a putz. K sounds good
>>715238439
Red paint...
>>715238262
SORROW I HAVE ONE! WHAT car does Gardo drive? A .....Leeksus
>>715238343
Well, heres another one
I tried to stop my dog from humping the couch be he did it without paws.
I feel horrible about that one.
>>715238454
If I had his fig. Its SO fucking expensive, and I dont play Horus Heresy, so I`d have no use of it. Might get it when I get back home though. Its very tempting.
>>715238601
Oh boy, the more leek puns, the merrier.
>>715238439
You should just "leaf" the more advanced puns to me
>>715238601
>>715238597
fuck yeah, red paint, knew it!
>>715238633
>he did it without paws
my sides
>WH40k is expensive
no shit Sherlock
>>715238343
hello Yunsan
I get it because I'm called Yun by you?
>>715238265
not much
how about you?
>>715238685
Being expensive is one thing, but a mini that expensive, which I cant even use in the game is another.
>>715238774
well i have to go do a thing right now but ill turn up later when i get back which im not sure when that is. have a nice day
>>715238774
Yes, but it's yunsansan. Not only because I'm calling you, but you're the third Yuno I know. San means three 三。
>>715238685
Ok! Let's see how smart you are. What do you call blue paint that actually smells like blue paint, but it's on a bucket?
>>715238878
Take care fam
Kissanime is down
Anyone got another site where I can watch
>>715238924
Ichi Ni San
hah clever!
>>715238878
later, take care
>>715238116
:)
>>715238317
To moderation, my friend
>>715239012
Masterani.me
>Trist
>>715238800
Point taken
>>715238924
Paint?
>>715239060
thanks
>>715239113
Nah. Blue paint
>>715239163
>mfw this was so obvious I thought it was a trap
>mfw pic related
>>715239250
Ha!!! Goteem
>>715239036
Moderation is for people who don't want to be alcoholics
Still here
>>715239546
You're soo coot! Who are you?
>>715239524
Alice-cya DJ, what's up?
>>715239856
that's horns
how do you not recognize him? :^(
>>715239961
Oh haha....whoops
>>715239546
I can keep you company, but I only can post 12 things a thread.
カラミチーマス
>>715237929
Hiyou reminds me of my sister.
>>715240074
You can do one of these
>Tristana
Or don't and just write : )
>>715240071
you should be more careful before you *twigger* someone :^)
(bottom of the barrel puns... kill me)
>>715240118
Sure dude.
>>715240179
Like this?
>Konrad Curze
>>715239426
Fucker
>
>>715240187
You should just leaf.
>>715240187
The joke went like my hand. Twigger? What does mean twigger?
>>715240221
Yee :3
>>715240286
No need for mean, you're also making puns too :D
>>715239856
My name is Courtney, how are you?
>>715240286
that was acorn-y pun :^)
>>715240477
trigger
twigger
twigs
>>715240171
How so?
>>715240477
Yeah, it's your PUNishment
>>715240635
I'm getting *Fir*ious
>>715240635
Do you why dogs like to pee on the trees?
Becasue its bark-ing.
why
>>715240750
>>715240750
Just her personality, disciplined, hardworking, wants others to follow her example.
The fact that OP art has glasses brings them even closer.
>>715240793
Oh my, thanks.
Olivia claimed.
>>715241022
All of them good atrributes to have.
I'm not as familiar with Kantai Collection as others here might be though.
>>715239856
contemplating how much I hate this class
>>715240610
I'm doing great. Und you? What's on your to do list this day?
>>715240635
You....
>>715240756
Please
>>715240769
Why sorrow
>>715241545
May I ask what class
>>715241402
It's quite popular over here, at some point more than half of the thread was claiming boats.
You should be happy for not being familiar with it, I mean, I'm glad I know about the moe blobs and have tons of art of them but I'm not so happy about the time I spent in the trash-tier game or watching the animu.
>>715241647
Cute. Do you have more pics of her?
>>715241804
It depends on the quality of show, I don't really play anything anymore too.
I'd much rather consume othert types of media like music or anime, maybe a few western films too.
>>715241803
Network administration
>>715241803
It fits the character really. He was full of it in the end.
>Konrad Curze
I am awake
>>715242294
Holy.
That's my time
Talk to you later homies
>>715241804
I do. Got quite a bit because she was my main CVL for a long time
>>715242184
What keeps me playing games is the competitive aspect of it or just having fun with friends.
Speaking of which I'm about to play some, laters.
>>715241803
No
>>715242970
>
Rikka claimed
Am gonna hit the range and chill out with a friend for a bit.
I'll be here at the usual time if any of you want to talk.
Later :)
>>715243196
Fuck my physics lab
>>715242970
Morning I guess
>>715244238
A Chara
>>715244424
A Rikka
>>715244625
A Fran.
Why do you hate your physics lab? Did you just watch an apple fall down from a tree?
>>715244238
>
>>715244625
it's 12:40 in the afternoon, i need to start waking up earlier
>>715244625
A rare Rikka has appeared, will you catch me?
>>715244587
See ya later friend
>>715244718
Even I wake up earlier. I wake up at 10 or 11 am
>>715244757
Nobody is gonna catch a shit waifu when you have a Mimikyu
>>715244861
Why you gotta hurt me man?
>>715244712
It is free fall, but the statistical analysis is fucking confusing
>>715244718
Yeah...
>>715244757
I send out Fran
Fran used fient attack. It's super effective!
>>715244861
apparently without alarms and whatnot i go to bed around midnight and wake up around 11-noon
>>715245215
eh, at least i'm not spending all my free time staring at the ceiling anymore
>>715245215
I am 3x weak against QTs
>>715245136
It's in my nature by having the edgiest waifu around here
>>715245215
Yeah I believe you
>Fran used an attack
>Fran
>Attack
Fran could only use non lethal moves like lullaby
>>715245274
It's kinda the same for me. Lately I've been staying up to around 2-3am
>>715245274
You did that?
>>715245280
Is Rikka a psychic type?
>>715245383
She would have an ability to keep it non-leathal damage. A bit strong though
http://yourworldoftext.wikia.com/wiki/Exclamation_Mark_Desert
>>715241803
Not much, might play some games and draw. Been trying to get back to that for a while now
>>715245383
Oh I see, I guess us chuunis just attract bullies
>>715245527
Yes, yes she is! She knows Hyper Beam at level 1
>>715245619
Ohhhhh shit whattup
>>715245383
eh, hopefully this interview goes well today, then i'll get on a normal schedule
>>715245527
why do you think i was gone for like 5 months?
>>715245527
What character is this if you dont mind me asking?
>>715245527
Hmm... well, I guess that works too
>>715245729
Exactly! I'm bullying everyone!
>>715245741
I wish you best of luck!
>>715245619
HORNS!
>>715245729
OH SHIT!
Fran a dark type
>>715245741
Oh...
>>715245788
Madraki Fran. From the manga Franken Fran
>>715245838
Amazing for catching Pokemon. However, she has a ton of supporting moves
Why aren't you bullying me?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOgZYaNRn8
when people think it's funny to say "no way, jose" to me just because I am Hispanic
Fuck you
>>715246024
Ah, thank you very much kind sir,she is kinda cute. I belive we did not meet eachother, have we?
>>715238343
what an adorable pic :o
>>715245838
Ohhhhhhhh alright, I feel loved now
>>715246024
Better flee before I use psybeam!
>>715246181
RIP
>>715245729
Ayyyy
>>715246024
FRAN
>>715246024
Because you like being bullied
>>715246331
Good! Wait what?
>>715246181
Konrad Kurze? Not sure, we had an Angry Marine.
Vulkan a best primarch
Or Necrons
>>715246360
How are you?
>>715246456
Not super effective though
>>715246331
So you are next level bulli by no bulli?
>>715246582
Vulkan was a nice primarch, unlike that asshole Rogal Dorn. And yes, Im new to the thread.
>>715246582
Yeah, I know. Super effective would be me hitting on you, sweetheart
Showering you with compliments, effectively melting your heart.
That would be super effective
But also mean.
>>715246456
What? What did I do?
>>715246582
Exactly! Until they figure out I cannot do anything, then I get super bullied
>>715246360
Whats good in the hood?? Did you listen to Brand New last night?
>>715246672
Nice to meet you!
What other /tg/-shit you do?
>>715246717
Especially since I'm dating Mugen
>>715246858
But you can do everything
>>715246582
I'm doing alright. Haven't found a job yet, sadly. ;~;
>>715246858
No, I kinda fell asleep while I was chatting. But I'll check them out while I'm drawing
>>715246160
no way jose
>>715247077
Apart from the tabletop I also play Rouge Trader, but not much apart from that. But I like to browse the threads about the Pathfinder.
>Konrad
>>715247306
How are you doing?
I'm bored af :o
>>715247077
Pffffffffff I wish!
>>715247153
Yaaaaaay go for it friend!
>>715247430
same I'm tired but I'm in my last class of the day
>>715246858
You shouldn't feel loved!
>>715247077
Wha- you already asked him out?
And he said yes?
Congrats!
Claiming the best girl
>>715247710
It's 12pm so I assume college? :o
>>715247752
Oh, never mind let me cower in my corner again
>>715248062
konata you know me
>>715248208
;o
are you getting winter break soon?
>>715248081
Yes, cower in fear!
>>715248858
okay okay!!
>>715248401
yeah
>>715249335
what are you getting for Christmas?
I want a toy :o
Best claimed.
>>715249335
Me too.
What are you studying?
I study Electricity and Automation... I don't know how to translate it in to English becouse I'm not native English speaker.
But it's an engineering degree and I'm Happy that I started studying it.
>>715249544
>>715249544
>roll
>>715249757
Yay! Best Alice!
>>715249782
Wie? Nur ein (You)?
>roll
>>715247559
Alright, so far I like them!
>>715249460
i don't know
>>715249578
I'm still in high school my dude
>>715249901
You get one
>>715250072
High school was great at least for me it was. I actually felt sad when I graduated.
>>715250101
Will I get another for dubs?
>>715250383
I'll consider it
Claim
>>715249901
>Wie? Nur ein (You)?
Ich kann nicht guten Gewissens (You)s and Clopper verteilen.
>roll
>>715250027
Alriiiiiiiight which album are you listening to again???
>>715250656
Consider it done!
>>715250803
Du darfst nicht alles glauben was du dir selbst erzählst...
>roll
>>715250803
>>715250893
What are you rolling for?
>>715250980
Trust me, you're better off not knowing.
>>715250893
>roll
>>715250980
Shiro has to Hotglue his Shiro figurine if I get more trips (started earlier this month, goes until christmas I think, maybe new years)
>>715251232
>h o t g l u e
Is he going to post them in thread?
>>715247710
Yes mugi is best waifu
>>715251232
>roll
>>715251394
Hell no. I'm winning.
>>715250829
The one you recommended: the devil and god are raging inside me
>>715251647
Okay cool, I thought I said that one but I forgot
>>715251645
>roll
>>715251394
he is indeed in the lead
>>715251645
If he isn't going to post them what is the point in rolling?
>>715251899
I don't understand.
>>715251645
>>715251899
So, Shiro is in the lead, how many trips does he have and how many do you have?
>>715251932
>If Shiro more trips no hotglued figurine
>If other anon more trips: hotglued figurine
>Shiro is in the lead
>>715251591
Best k-on
>>715250276
I have been told I will miss it
>>715251932
I too ask myself the same thing quite a lot.
If he wins, I need to hotglue my beloved waifu, but if I win, there is nothing to gain for me. This normie doesn't even own any merch.
Filthy pleb, no true love here...
>>715251899
>roll
>>715252104
1:0
We both have poor aim.
>>715252240
Oh mann, ich dachte ihr seid schon im zweistelligen bereich.
>>715252104
In that case all my posts are going for the hot glue action.
>>715252240
You are going to hot glue your boring waifu and then post it in thread.
Don't hate on us non-merch-owning-plebs TOO much. I for one have no money to spare. Between classes, gas, books, and food I barely have enough money left over to have any type of fun.
>>715252240
>b8
>
>roll
>>715252377
Nein, das sind nur unsere Entziffern.
>>715252425
>no money to spare
I bet you have money for food and health care. Pleb!
>>715251899
>roll
>>715250893
Those aren't dubs
>>715251860
Ah thats fine. My favorite song from the album is Welcome to Bangkok
>>715252814
Consider me shameful and weak.
At least not as shameful and weak as this nigger:
>>715252731
>roll
>>715252740
>food
I did mention that I spend money on food, and even then it's usually just ramen or cheap oven pizzas.
>health care
Hah! I live in Amerikkka, Health Insurance is not only retardedly expensive, the fact that I don't have health insurance means that I will be fined when I do my taxes.
>>715252997
So close for both
Can someone recommend any albums I have been listening to eurobeat for the past 2 months. I'm open for any recomendations.
>>715253015
>paying tax instead of using money to buy merch
Disgusting...
>>715253036
Watch this!
>>715252731
>rooooolll
>>715253086
The Mollusk by Ween
>>715253335
>spam
>aiming
>roll
>>715253335
Fuck this, I'll go train my hot glue technique.
>>715253335
REEEEEEEE
>>715253479
Thank (You) if there is more recomendations I'm more than Happy to listend.
>>715253794
>hot glue training
>>715253794
gotta glue fast
Would fuck her till my head explodes
>>715255018
>>715255222
What kind of disgusting shit is this? Sexualising the waifu? Are you crazy? Gtfo plebs!
>welcome to waifu
>>715255222
I would fuck her until slightly before my head explodes so I could live to fuck her again.
>>715255338
Not all of us have chopped our balls off.
>>715255338
Are You mad about not Having as sexy waifu as mine
>>715255587
Hes mad because he doesnt have a good waifu
