What is the meanest/most offensive thing you've ever said to someone in person?
I told a kid in the middle of class after he had a hard time saying a sentence to "go home and get the correct number of chromosomes and try again"
>>715165475
I told a gay kid I wouldn't share my drink because I didn't want to get aids. Fuck gay people.
I also stole money from a homeless guy but he had it coming
Oh wowwwwww so edgy such an edgy thread
i told a kid hes dumb lmao
>>715165475
I told a girl in the 6th grade
>You're the reason your dad left
I also stole money from a gay guy. Like $150
>>715166172
It's not stealing if you sucked his dick to completion for it. Fag
>>715165475
when i was like 12 they wheeled a spacker into the class and i was like 'get the fucking retarded ogre out of my face t makes me feel ill'
got suspended for 2 weeks
>>715165475
>Told a German foreign exchange student that I never understood how Germany could lose two world wars until I met him.
Once told someone they were garbage and should rethink their life choices because they fell down in front of me and started crying from a minor fall.
>>715166491
>wheeled a spacker
kek are you a manc?
>>715165475
I told my wife that she is only good for a blowjob and a credit score
>>715166701
scouse ahahaha
I told a slut that if it wasn't for blowjobs she'd be unemployed
Once told someone "at least i know my dad"
>his dad died when he was 5
Called a black kid a nigger and he was twice the size of me lmao
Oh man, I've said so many horrible things to people, I can't remember them all.
I'm a terrible person.
I told some guy named OP to kill themself once
>>715165475
I told a girl whose father died a month ago the following
>i can understand why your father died of a hearth attack, stupid whore and i am glad he did because you deserve it.
this happened because she asked me out and i said no. she kept insisting. she was probably going through a hard time. didnt give a fuck
i dont know if this really counts but there was a girl on tumblr who did cuts that looked like cat scratches and i called her weak and then she progressed a few weeks later to cuts similar to coldnessinmyheart level
I assumed gender
>>715165475
"There are kids with leukemia on their death beds praying for that breath you're wasting." -to my feminist sister at Thanksgiving dinner 2013.
>>715166931
Watched some kid say exactly this when we were in elementary. Rob Deluca?
>>715165475
When I was 15 I called this jewish bitch a "crook nosed jew whore" to her face. She cried.
>>715165475
A class mate said that his mom was dead and i said that i fucked her dead.
If he would habe punched me in the face that moment he would be right. Im ashamed f the fact that I said such things.
I told my autistic sister I was going to put her in a home when our mom died.
I once told a black person that I liked his hair cut. He was bald. ha ha. fuck you bald people
>>715165475
I call people "killer" a lot. Its kinda lame but its just what I do. "Sup, killer?" etc
So a friend of mine accidentally gets pregnant and is all torn up about what to do. I support her and eventually she thinks getting an abortion is best. I go over to her place to comfort her cause she's all messed up after it.
>she opens the door
>sup killer
>so many tears
kek
>was 6 or 7 years old
>a girl's dad died in a car crash and the neighbours put a cross on the side of the road (he died near his house)
>I saw that girl cry and I asked her "why are you crying?" as I didn't know it was her dad back then
>"If you ask me again I will mess you up" she said while sobbing
>got angry and punched her in the gut and said "i hope you join him you ugly stupid" (kid insults I know but I was 7 ffs)
>got beat up by a woman (her mom i guess) a few days later and I remember she hit me so hard i blacked out
Another one:
>in school
>we were all white except a gypsy girl
>used to beat the shit out of her and call her a "nigger go die heil hitler"
Life in east Europe is interesting and I had a funny childhood
>>715165475
this one time i was going in to the classroom, my white classmate was hanging by the door with another who was black.
our native language is not english. i told the white mate in our language;
chocolate boy how you doing?
chocolate is chocolate. nigger got it.
lol
This isnt exactly an insult but ill never forget there was this extremely autistic kid in our high school but he was still smart enough to do work on his own. So anyway he had like an infatuation with Thomas the Tank engine and if you told him that Thomas blew up he would literally scream in class at the top of his lungs to stop it or he would kill you or hurt you or some bullshit. So one morning I decide to go into the library and photoshop a picture of thomas superimposed on a nuclear bomb cloud. Needless to say he found it on his desk later that day and turned into the Incredible Hulk. Flipped desks, tossing tables, poking fingers at people asking if they did it, screaming at the top of his lungs, had to wait for the SRO to come take him out of class forcefully because he was threatening people. It was fucking great 10/10 would do again if I could today.
>>715165475
>>715165475
>>715165475
When I was in sixth grade, a black kid came to our school to read a poem he wrote about MLK. The whole school was there, waiting to watch him read it and before he started he exclaimed "well it's ok to laugh". At that exact moment I let out a deep belly "HAH'. Half the school erupted in laughter and he buried his head in embarassment. I had never seen an adult who wasn't my family so angry at me before, my teacher was livid she looked like she was about to rip my arms off
I had no idea wtf kind of affect I could have on people when I was that age, still kind of feel like a piece of shit for it like fifteen years later
>>715167171
That's poetic.
I once said to my ex: if you flossed, bathed, and dressed nice I'd still prefer to put my cock in a rusty blender & could you and your gum disease stop calling please my phone is melting.
>be me, 3rd grade
>at lunch buy last ice cream sandwich
>"can I get that?"
>I turn around and its a 4th grader who is black(I'm white)
>"no, I want it"
This kid looks me with a scary ass face and says
>"You are my enemy"
>Time passes, best ice cream sandwich ever
>during recess, go on swingset
>two 4th graders come up and come onto the other swings
>ohshit.jpeg
>it's my enemy
>we start beefing back n forth with just shit insults
>"you look like Michael Jackson"
>then he says what started it...
>"Yo mamma whiter than the white house"
>it's go time
>I think if he can be racist then I can too
>"Oh yeah..."
Pause because I know this is a zinger
>"Well you're a nigger"
>I said this in third fucking grade
>He gets off the swings and gives me a death stare like I killed his dad in a Chinese movie
>it's obvious he's gonna tell the teacher so I start yelling I'm sorry
>he told on me and literally nothing fuckin happend to me
>they called my parents that I called some black kid a nigger
>they forgot about it in 2 days
I once told a chick she looked like Drew Carey
>>715165475
You're op
>>715167481
Here's the thing; you probably were a piece of shit. The bad part is you'll never forget it.
t. A teacher
>>715167171
savage af fam
>>715165475
Once told person I didn't like their pants, they were wearing dress.
>>715166909
Those are Eminem lyrics
Gtfo
>be teacher
>have a 13 year old female student
>she is a slow learner/stupid cunt
>doesn't even do shit in class
>one day she comes to class with her eyebrows looking way too fucking small
>literally looked like she had drawn them
>classmates are all laughing at her quietly
>I'm good at laughing at motherfuckers, so her friends point me her eyebrows so I would something funny
>don't tell her shit, continue with my class
>time for them to produce some writing in their copybook
>retard student isn't doing shit
>says she lost her copybook
>reply that she probably left them next to her eyebrows
>whole motherfucking class burst into laughter
>her friends at pointing her eyebrows and crying of laughter
She obviously cried like a bitch, I spoke with her outside the classroom and I told her that is was her fucking fault to be mocked at for not having her copybook and that I would do it again if necessary. She never forgot her copybook again.
>mfw being a teacher
>>715165475
"How many times a week do you go to the gym?"
"every day" he responds
"Well then, you sure work out a lot to LOOK THE SAME."
rather not talk about it
>>715165475
>I'll break your dads legs
>MFW, his had is in court while his son is testifying and his dad has a cane
>Dad is a cripple, I didn't know
>>715167474
This is the greatest thing ever, you legend
>>715167773
Agreed, but lemme tell you had I known what kind of affect that joke would have made I don't think I woulda made it
easy to say now but I really don't think I would have, after being bullied in Jr High my whole world changed, it brought out an empathetic side of me I didn't know I had
I won't care if you kill yourself, do it faggot i know you're only seeking attention, DRINK BLEACH HANG YOURSELF I WANNA SEE YOU DO IT AND DIE. FUCK YOU.
Me to my (now ex) girlfriend
She didn't an hero, and now does it to others.
>I once told a chick he look like a friend of mine (diego) she asked "why annon?" i replyed because you are just as harry as he is.
i was drunk as hell but still felt like shit the moment she started crying,
> after that she got all the hair removed and got realy preety so i think i did something good in the end :)
>>715167911
>everything I say is right
Those who can't do, teach, and they teach it pretty fucking badly.
I've never had a good school teacher in my life and I'm successful than they will ever be at 20 years old. I don't like the education system.
>>715165475
Who me? No... I'm the nicest and sweetest boy you'd ever meet! I wouldn't hurt a fly!
Some bitch at a party was laying into me after I made a joke about paedophilia, really crazy rant. Apparently her husband was up on charges for diddly going his two young daughters. I caught her alone in the kitchen, I said "no wonder your husband started to fuck your daughters, you're such a cunt who'd touch you?" it made her vomit in the sink. Kek.
It was my privilege
Well probably when I disowned my dad
I told him exactly why.
The truth was the harshest thing I could have said at that point.
>>715168666
It's cause you're the devil
>>715166997
>things that never happened
>>715165475
>you're a loser
>to a kid who made me look
>>715168736
Not my finest hour.
This chubby kid was being ass in class so i went and collegue him fat in front of the whole class
I could tell he was getting real mad si i followed up with that he should cut his tummy so he could ended world hunger
told a girl i'd rather be gay than date her
still feel bad about it to this day a decade later
>>715168606
Dude, you're a piece of shit until the day you die. With sincerity, fuck you.
Not really mean or offensive by any standards but I'm a quiet guy so this was the most.
Once got so fed up with this bitch nobody liked who kept talking her ass off about everyone (you know the type) in class I just blew up and shouted at her .
"Don't you ever shut the fuck up? Can't you get that nobody wants to listen to your meaningless shit?"
I was going to apologize but she left and when she came back the next day she was much quieter. Decided it was worth if she hated me. Funny thing is, some of the others in class thanked me for calling out on her shit.
>>715167351
so underrated
>>715167351
did you at least get a bj?
every day i say shit that's much worse then all of this, just becouse i can't stop it.
>>715168938
You're welcome jackass.
>>715167351
going to nonexistent hell for laughing at this
>>715167171
To a niece
>You're the kind of ugly that you will never grow out of because you see ugly on the inside
... she was 14
>>715167474
that's the same as rape
Anyone else with weird fetishes? I'm a gay male and I've never told ANYONE this... (not even my diary haha) but I have a terrible... fart and burp fetish. I've had it developing ever since I was like 5! I remember watching a cartoon and there being a scene where a guy farted/burped and I would keep looking online for it... and I had no idea why I was so interested... but now it's a fetish... this is not trolling lmao I'm being so serious. Do you think fetishes are devoloped before you even know it? This is so weird to me
>>715165475
in psychiatry i said to someone ,,You are so ugly, how did you found someone to rape you ?"
she was 13
>>715167073
>Died of a hearth attack
>hearth attack
>fucking hearth
Anyway, she deserved it if she was interested in dating a retarded like yourself.
>>715168710
Well i'm not the one that distributed child porn, imported a wife from the Philippines then had the children taken away by social services.
The faggot deserved everything he got.
I spent the next 4 years trying to fix myself
>working at a games store. Stupid little nazi wannabe autist cunt comes up to buy far cry 3. I greet him with 'shalom brother' he fukin flips out and manager calls cops and he get banned for life. Kek Imma not even Jewish.
>>715167751
You know Mimi?
>>715169281
Try for 4 years to fix self
>Failing this hard
Must try harder anon
>>715166997
Ever see that family guy scene?
"They made me their king"
>>715165475
i dont care that you broke your elbow
generally not a mean person, and this might not actually be mean
>half asleep on desk, down time in class
>weird kid is talking how he had a baby as an imaginary friend that he would take care of
>'i don't know what made me remember, i just sort of forgot about them'
>"it's irresponsible to forget about your children"
>>715165966
Not bad.
>>715166112
Pretty good.
>>715166530
lol
>>715166845
That's a compliment for a woman!
>>715167073
Pretty good. Hahah
>>715167171
Beautiful but not personal enough.
>>715167254
I think we have a WINNAR
>>715167939
not even an insult
...
I don't believe in morals. The worst shit I've ever said has got to be to my mom cause I know her the best. I've taken that woman's life apart, every bad decision, every mistake. Holy shit... From her personality to her intelligence to her physical looks.... Hahahaha
>>715169592
At least I don't fuck up greentexts retard.
My gf has the sort of Mother you want to die, self-important, controlling fucking Jew with delusions of such grandeur you'd swear she was a nigger. Anyhoo, she has this sleep disorder that means she has an oxygen mask on while asleep, so I tippex'd 'zyklon b' on all the cylinders in the shed. Walked home like a boss.
told a super pretty girl at a party that she'd be kind of cute if she lost weight (she wasn't even fat).
she has an ED now and is skinny as fuck 10/10, and she's my gf.
>>715169541
>forgot to add that manager gave me free copy of far cry 3 to apologise for being racially vilified kekekek
The only thing you LLs are good for is keeping skin grafts alive.......hehehehehe
I force my Ex to give up her child to be with me only to leave her 8 months later. She gave up custody and blames me. W/e, I told the bitch its me or the kid cuz i wasnt trying to be a dad. She chose me and i left later lol
>>715165475
"I'm glad your dog died." - To a cunt of a friend who wasn't a friend. He routinely abused the friendship and I didn't know any better. He was later expelled from school and arrested for breaking into peoples houses.
"I've lost all respect for you." - To a mentor. Took years to repair that relationship. We were both in the wrong at the time, and I think we both recognized that.
That's about it.
>>715165475
Told a 5 year old girl who was knocking a window to get my attention for fun to get cancer and die.
>>715168606
Definitely in the top 5 in the thread.
Fucking beautiful...
>>715165475
>you're a catwoman
>>715167171
As a childhood leukemia survivor, I approve of this bantz.
"Don't talk to me. You're a loser."
First day of freshman year. It's not even that mean, but it's always stuck with me. He spent the next 4 years being picked on and I never really spoke with him again. I'm sorry Rush.
>>715165475
i told my teacher this:
You are so fucking retarded, that the best thing you can do is kill yourself.
>>715169865
Not bad.
>>715167742
similar shit happened to me
>>715169753
Definitely top 5
>>715167742
Well i mean he was acting kinda like one
If you cant handle the game dont play
>>715167351
hehe EXPECTED BUT STILL GOOD
I heard a guy at a park having trouble with his whiny bitch son, when little Jimmy had shut the fuck up he turned to walk to a bench-under his breath he said "I wish I'd put you in a sock". I cried with laughter.
>>715165475
>your mother was right to abandon your ass at the foster home. Shame she didn't abort you.
> said to the asshole who kept breaking my shit in woodshop grade 9.
Fuck you Brody. You ugly cunt.
>>715168606
You win. This is gold.
>vomit in the sink
Holy kek!
>>715165475
In a fight with my ex I told her that it was no wonder why her parents didn't really lover her and just threw money at her to make her go away like the whore she was. And that she was really lucky because if she had been a dog they would have just had her put down.
>>715165475
"nadie the quiere vieja culia, estas sola en este mundo, tu puto hijo te robo 6 millones de la cuenta y no te das cuenta vieja estupida"
a mi abuela.
bitch rustled my jimmies.
One time I saw this kid from my high school at uni. He said hi to me and I replied "damn man how did you get into uni?" He replied "I work at the convenient store a block off campus I'm just walking to my bus." I replied with "oh that makes a lot more sense."
I've beaten my mom?
(Shrugs)
>>715165475
"No thank you, ma'am."
>>715170684
Rude bastard.
>>715170594
That bitch deserved it. She should've brought your tendies on time.
One time my cat walked past my neighbour who was trying to get its attention and I can recite my words precisely.
> That one's Tabby. She's my favourite.
Oh, really? She's shy, though.
> She likes me a lot. Maybe it's just because you're - can I call you black?
Yeah...
>Cause she doesn't see people like you as often so hse's afraid of you, y'know?
*literally says nothing*
I was, like, twelve or something. Neighbour died of cancer a few years later with those being the last words I spoke to her.
Used to make my ex- repeat degrading things as I ass fucked her
>I'm worthless
>this is all I'm good for
>I'm a whore
>no one loves me
Mfw she wound up in therapy when we broke up
>>715168822
I did, youre just a pessimist cunt that doesnt believe anything because youre life sucks and you have no bravery
>>715169613
No lmao, sounds funny
>>715170810
Donald Trump? Is that you?
>>715165475
Some girl cheared on my roommate and tried to get back with him and I told the slut to take her lose vagina somewhere else. Then I asked her before she left if she missed the kid she aborted last year.
>>715168555
having a good teacher is luck, same with doctors.
Most people are working for money not actually doing what they are good at.
I'm a good teacher, i had maybe 3 good teachers total in school because i moved a lot and went to 8 different schools.
Bad luck for you, some teachers are cancer.
I have great students that can't teach. Teaching is what you do when you're too old to be in the game any more, like coaching in sports, your wisdom helps the next layer of players. That saying about if you can't do, teach, that's what that really means.
>>715165475
Said to a girl the only reason she has pierced ears is cause her mother missed with a coat hanger turned out she was a failed abortion
>>715169865
That one takes the cake, fuck you.
>>715170979
Ouch. >>715171027
>>715168606
no boner no!
ah shit.
>>715171027
>working for money
>teachers
God bless, man. Teachers get paid fuck all.
>>715165475
> Was arguing with my ex
> She threw an insult my way
> I made fun of her for being a huge emo cutfag a few year before
Felt bad afterword, I honestly was worried she was going to run off and cut again. Why do the crazy girls have the best pussies?
I told this fat spanish chick who had a crush on me to do society a favor and kill herself. She ended up dying in a car crash with her son 5 months later.
>>715165475
I told my brother in laws that he is a bad father and a horrible person, only thinks of himself and his children hate him. I didn't say it to be mean but to tell him why I would not be moving to a new house with them. Now he lives with his parents and my sister lives on the other side of the state. I feel responsible but I also feel that his kids are better off without him. They relied on my support because they couldn't live within their means and yet they treated me like I was an interloper in their home and how they ran it was none of my fucking business. I now live by myself, free of screaming kids and self ritious douchebags.
>>715171027
"Those who can't do, teach" is an expression used in America to justify paying teachers shit wages.
>>715169613
"They respected me for it."
At least quote it right.
>>715171784
holy shit nigger
>>715168555
Same here, bullied by teachers since 1st Grade, if not before then I don't remember. They told me I was bad for crying and having emotions in general. I went completely numb till I graduated, even becoming goth. I have anxiety, depression, and bipolar. I'm sure the bipolar is genetic, the other two a result of YEARS of being terrified to feel anything.
>>715165475
i told my mom i wouldnt cry at her funeral
a kid at my school today got suspended for telling a black sub to go back to africa
>>715169271
>dating a retarded
>>715167185
Good one. Those kikes deserve it.
>>715172222
lol, smart fucker!
Jys n poes
>>715166845
Double what I told my wife she is good for.
I've said some fucked up shit when I was in high school, I'll rattle off the big ones
>Be getting bj from cute asian gf
>her teeth be rubbin the underside of my dick
>Shove her off at mach speed cause my dick goddamn BURNS
>She offers to try again
>let her
>her teeth scrape my dick again, start bleeding a little
>Throw her off start screaming
"AH, FUCK! YOU FUCKING BADGER! YOU FUCKING COCK BADGER YOU BADGERED MY FUCKING COCK"
>Set my pc background to pic related
>we break up months later
>Sent her a screenshot with caption "Guess I gotta remove this picture of you"
>>715172599
Hilarious!
>>715172599
>You fucking cock badger you badgered my fucking cock
Watch out, Shakespeare
>>715167171
Savage as fuck, keep up the good work telling her how it is.
Told this fat chick she was fat in grade 4 and talked her into not telling on me. The consequences still haunt me to this day.
>>715172599
>Senior year, 2010, in home ec
>In a group with cute nerdy girl, turns out she's femanon
>She says some dumb shit about video games, I dont remember what
>Probably something along the lines of Call of Duty is good
>Tell her I hope her dad dies, go into excruciating detail about how I want him to die
>On a motorcycle, on a mountain, gets hit by a truck, caught under the tires, mangled body rolls off the mountain
"Anon thats... thats actually how my dad died"
>I tell her to fuck off, her dad didnt die, she's just good at pulling a straight face
>One of her friends finds me after school
>They tell me thats exactly how it went down
I fucked up, sorry friend
>>715172599
>gf.jpg
fucking kek
>>715169752
>Zyklon B
>Jew
Hey, that's pretty gooooooooood
>>715167073
This doesn't seem real because its too close to the ideal dream of a faggot on /b/
>haha this STUPID WHORE wanted to FUCK me so i called her a WHORE haha
>>715165475
>Be me volunteering at hospital for volunteer hours
>Sitting next to an old guy patient reading him a harry potter book
>As i pause to turn the page he says "Thank you for being so kind"
>"Aww thank you, you should thank the nurse though, she told me the terminal patients get a real kick out of this"
>"Terminal patients"
>Awkward silence
>Break it by continuing reading
>When I finish the chapter I say that's it for today and i'll see him tomorrow and leave
>Walk right past the nurse and out the door
>Get my volunteer hours from somewhere else
>>715167371
The mom should've put you in the ground
>>715168606
You deserve to be paid for that have a pepe.
Sitting on the bleachers I whispered to someone graduating that they should fucking kill themselves.
No real reason. Friend dared me to. Feel bad about it now.
>>715173573
>Hey, that's pretty gooooooooood
You're such a faggot. Stop muttering phrases you hear a faggot say on youtube. Brofist.
>>715173116
What consequences, guilt?
A girl in love with me who has eating disorders couldn't stop hitting on me even though i refused multiple times. One night of heavy drinking, i told her that the only attire which could make her prettier is a sarcophagus.
>>715168582
Letterman if he didn't make it.
>>715173898
That's dark as hell.
>>715173898
The only chance of pussy you ever had and you say that shit. Good job.
After I found out my ex had cheated on me. I told her as she was crying while I was putting my shit into boxes to leave
"remember that day you cried because you said you wish your dad was alive to have met me because I treat you so well?"
she sobbed and replied "yes"
"well its a good thing he's dead because he would be real ashamed of the whore you turned out to be"
I picked up the box and never spoke to her again. Last I heard shes 100lbs heavier and works at a pizza place in GA.
I feel bad saying it looking back on it now but it felt good to hurt her like she hurt me in the moment.
>>715171784
*in dog* "bro, you know that's not yours right?"
>>715169097
Any examples?
>>715173789
That's about the gayest shit i've ever seen. I bet you and your boyfriend are overweight greasy haired fucks that share cigarettes at lunch and make out on the bleachers.
>>715174153
And it's the truth that her dad would have been ashamed sooooooo, win win
Told a coworker that he was the reason condoms were invented after he refused to shut the fuck up bitching about things he didn't know about in a project review meeting.
>Got a "strike" from hr. Lol
>>715174153
kek, cheating sluts getting karma is priceless
>>715167171
fucking gold dude
>>715169215
This has nothing to do with the thread. Fuck off, faggot.
>>715167911
Jesus christ I hope you aren't an English teacher.
ITT: Pathetic bodies of fat who were raped by their dads. Thats ok, let it all out.
>>715169687
I bet your mom wishes her abortion was successful
>>715173898
That literally doesn't make sense. How would a sarcophagus make her prettier? Are you sexually attracted to sarcophagii? How could that literally be the *only* thing?
I'm sorry that's just not a good insult.
>>715174327
Shit Connor it was 7 years ago. Chill you fucking queer.
>>715170979
>lose vagina
Hope she finds it :/
I once shamed a paedophile I went to school with by telling the entire class that his last girlfriend was only 15 and he was 24.
The worst part about this was that I ridiculed for doing the right thing.
>>715174892
Its not rude if hes a pedophile
>>715173833
>Brofist.
Irony?
>>715174892
Of course you were, from my experience that's what schools do. Being bullied, why haven't you considered the poor bully's feelings?
>>715168606
So did she hate him (her husband)? How did she hear you? What did she say in the rant? Doyou feel bad at all?
>>715168606
Do you mean she cried so hard she vomited?
>>715170378
Brody johnson?
>>715174990
I was mocking you, you delusional fucking retard.
>>715170552
I don't speak yard worker, can you translate it into english?
someone intentionally turned the lights off on me in the bathroom at school once, a bathroom with no windows, that went pitch black if someone flipped the switch
i was in the stall, he probably thought i was shitting, but i was doing drugs. i got mad and yelled "fucking faggot" before kicking the stall door open to do flip the light back on
as i did this i saw the person that did it reach back in to flip the light on, thinking i was coming after him
it was this gay kid that always walked around with his boyfriend lol
anyway i felt really bad because i had never called an actual gay guy a faggot before and i think he maybe thought i was going to hurt him
i stopped saying faggot after that except on the internet or in video games
>>715175043
>>715174988
He reported me to the head of the Uni and I had to go in for a lame ass meeting.
When we finished class the following week, I followed him home and kicked the shit out of him.
>>715168918
Kek
>>715168606
I Think we'd make a great team at a party.
>>715165475
Some guy told me his problems...
>sucked in
he sucker punched me...
next day I spat on him with a mouthful of water worth the lulz
>>715168486
learn to spell, you fucking dolt
>>715165475
Do you beleive in Jesus Christ?
>>715175392
You're a hero.
Your the reason crippling depression exists on planet earth and your mom is an underpayed slut.
>>715168582
Theon?
One time this fat white kid kept bullying me in 6th grade on the bus so i called him a fat cunt and walked away. Except i listened him for like 10 minutes and heard him talking about a sunburn on his back, so i walked up behind him and smacked his back so hard he started screaming and the bus driver just yelled at him to sit down.
I also told a teacher with male pattern baldness he mustve had a rough time in college being bullied for balding at 18. He started screaming that he started balding in grad school and i look like a muppet.
One time i said my ex made me never want to touch a white person again
>>715170017
She probs doesn't even know what that means. Did she cry?
>>715175240
Do it better, you self-absorbed waste of biomass.
>lul i deed better thun u fagot
>Sure, Jan.
Just to spare you the trouble, I've mapped out the next two links of the chain.
>Be 20
>Faggot I was forced to deal with through high school is upset
>Says GF had a miscarriage
>Wide smile appears on my face
>"Wow sounds like even God thinks you shouldn't breed.
>Rage ensues
>Can't stop laughing
I learned it from watching you /b/
>>715175705
Fine, we don't need you anyway, you muppet-lookin motherfucker
>>715173173
Do you feel bad?
>>715167131
Holy shit
>>715175911
It was so blatantly ironic I expect your infantile mind to pick up on it. Stay awesome bro, Brofist.
>>715176147
Worst part is thats not the first time ive gotten that
I call my helper at work stuff like mojara ignorante, pinche tlacuache, frijolero, etc. all day. Pretty damn gratifying.
>>715167131
Do you have links
>>715167371
god bless the Russians
>>715165475
I've always been a person who people would tell there problems too, and one time this girl was making fun of my depressed friend and she told him to kill himself. Earlier that month she told me about how her uncle molested her when she was younger and she cried in my arms about it. Well after she told my depressed friend to kill himself I yelled AT LEAST HIS UNCLE DIDNT TOUCH HIM. She ran away crying and to this day I still laugh about it because I'm a sick mother fucker
Found out a girl had an abortion and told her I wouldnt fuck her haunted ass pussy cause niggas had died down there
>>715167832
>implying that everyone and there mom havent thought about that insult
>>715176588
I've heard that joke twenty times get the fuck outta here
Told an ex I cheated on her with two girls she hates and then told her I tested no bueno for the ol aids. After I gave her herpes. I instantly felt bad. She moved across the country.
I'm a pretty nice person and very non-confrontational but one time at college party (i was like 19 or 20) a group of high school senior swag fags beaners showed up causing a shit show and pissing everyone off and I walked up to their group drunk as fuck and said something like "Put your hats on properly you fucking feminine little pussies or ill slap the hat right out of you and make your Dad go buy you more you military brat faggots".
(Most swagfag spicks in the area at the time had parents in the airforce and army where I lived)
Im not a huge guy, like 6ft and 150lbs but they couldn't believe what i said and hesitated a moment and my friends saw what was going on and came to back me up. They up and left but tried to fight me again at another house party later on.
Glad I grew out of that shit.
>>715174153
Was her name brittany?
>>715176720
no shit where do you think I got the quote from.
I was on my way to work downtown in my normal suit and shit and this tranny in their 50s comes up to me and asks to bum a cigarette, I gave then a smoke and as I was handing it to them their said "hey I like your suit, it fits you nicely" and then not even thinking I as like like "hey thanks bro". they looked at me in shocked and i loled to myself when I walked away.
>>715177106
True true, nevermind I retract my statement good day to you sir
>>715169898
Fuck off
Will Hunting...
>>715165475
"You will never amount to anything and you know it too you fucking clown."
I meant it too.
>>715166548
more yolandi
At group PT female shows up wearing a tank top, sports bra and spegitt strap Bullshit. She was kind of heavy said it looks like she had a busted can of biscuits in a headlock.
Told my bf just about a week ago he has a small dick and Inwas just using him bc I wanted someone to be with me, even though I dont love him and that he should be glad that someone like me is with someone like him - instantly regretted it, it wasnt even the truth, but I was so hurt and had to hurt him even more. I hope it doesnt stuck with him :(
>>715178035
it will
cunt
>>715178035
show your tits slut
So my dumb ass wife didn't pay her car insurance one month and wrecks that shit. Super Pissed yelling screaming. She makes the remake "bet you wish I'd of die so you could of collected the insurance money" I say bitch you have to die 4 times for me to break even
*context* His dad died and left him some checks from govt
*what i said* It's a good thing your dad is dead so he cant see what a piece of shit his son turned into, have fun spending his money on weed and fast food you fucking loser.
>>715175204
No, M. Canada.
>>715178092
I really hope not. I mean we are still together and really happy. It just escalates when we are fighting. He has a massive aggressionproblem and Im bipolar af.
But I still feel so shitty about saying that. If youre reading this - Im so sorry, baby
Be me, Fatarse kid says haha your mums dead dead mum dead mum etc etc...
>>[Uncles were boxers and constantly sparing or training in the garage and would tell show and teach me things]
Fat kid then pushes me took that as a threat
>>[If someone hits you hit back twice as hard and fast]
knock piss out of fat kid other kid starts crying and swinging his arms knock the shit out of him, to this day
I've never taught pre-school since.
>>715165903
Jesus fucking christ
I told my sister she has more plastic than I barbie doll. She said " Well at least my dick is bigger than yours fuckboy!' I don't know where I was going with this but damn it I just wanted to share that.
>>715165475
A kid asked, while we were playing a game, "What kind of life would I have without anime,though?"
I replied, "You would have a life," and killed him in game.
We became close friends and now talk about nigger memes, but that burn stays in my head as an oh yeah moment.
There was a blind girl talking to her friend at the end of class one day and as they were leaving she said, "I'll see you tomorrow". Me being the asshole I am I yelled out "No you won't!" Then left the class as quickly as possible
>>715178701
lame and cringey as fuck
>be me
>be male and have two female roommates
>all of us in relationships but fool around with one another all the time
>one gets pregnant by her boyfriend (they were trying)
>talk shit to her for reproducing on a regular basis until she moves out
>she comes over one night after moving out to get some of her things
>starts talking pregnancy to me, the other roommate and one of our mutual friends
>getting sick of hearing her talk about how wonderful it is, how she feels complete and whatnot
>weallslidoutofavagina.gif
>she says "I just can't wait until I can feel it kick and move"
>respond with "ya know, I hear you can really feel that thing kick if you fall down the stairs just right"
>she tells me to have another drink, and leaves crying
That was a year ago, and she's told so many people about it that I still have people asking me if I really said it.
I always was one of the kind girls and never used "bad words". So some girl really pissed me off so I said "Well, you can talk to me as soon as your shoes matches your dress" She cried and told the teacher I said she is a slut and my mom was called - I didnt even know that word, but after all I wish I'd said it.
The next time I remember was playing fetch in 1. grade and this fat guy didnt want to lose his grip so I kicked him and went insane. Didnt stop until he cried and he never did it again.
>>715165475
Pretty much screamed 'holy shit nigga!' to a black guy on a moped in Amsterdam. I was surprised how close he got to me.
>>715167351
this is so perfect i almost don't believe it.
>>715178492
tis, now
>>715175329
Doesn't matter
Some stupid Chicano cunt who thinks he's all that
Only viable decent Mexicans are third and first generation
Second generation is filled with the most pretentious little shits
I:E Chicanos, cholos, wannabe niggers
Was just thinking about this today and it's not that bad or edgy just the context.
In hs, me my brother his friend and his friends gf were st the mall and she was being annoying so we were walking back to the car and I snapped and said, "femanaon, if you wernt such an annoying jew with crazy hairy arms, you may not be such a bitch"
She stopped and cried on the spot. Kinda funny but we became friends years later
Pt. 2:
When I was on the phone with my ex I thought I pressed hold and didn't and said to my friend in the car with me that I can't wait till we get to his house so we can get high so I don't have to deal with her being such an annoying cunt. She called me an asshole and started crying and hung up.
>>715165475
I didn't say anything, but I gave an old Afghan a Pork Sausage MRE during Ramadan... And yeah, he ate the pork parts, during the day too...
"I don't love you."
>>715176159
100%, it's been like 6 years and I still think about that shit every few months
>>715177059
Angela
>>715178927
The part that amuses me most is you skittering away from a blind girl like a cockroach when a nig turns on his kitchen light.
Idk why I remember this but I told this kid his mom had a sideways pussy and she had to massage my back after sex cuz I blew it out trying to fuck her at such a weird angle
He was speechless
>>715178035
>>715178492
You have severe autism, I understand if you need a moment
While intoxicated I called a seventeen year old sperg an autismal shit. His mom gets buttmad and says he can't help it. I say "yeah but you could have". She starts bawling as I drunkenly rave about the sublime pragmatism of selective breeding and eugenics.
>>715179999
Not really, I was just mad.
>>715180161
what part of show tits can you not grasp
>>715179999
holy quads
I told a girl her father killed himself because he couldn't stand having a weebo man lez as a daughter. Not savage but eh.
>>715169687
>I don't believe in morals. The worst shit I've ever said has got to be to my mom cause I know her the best. I've taken that woman's life apart, every bad decision, every mistake. Holy shit... From her personality to her intelligence to her physical looks....
>Hahahaha
My God........I haven't cringed this hard in a long time, Psssh… Nothin Personnel… Kid…
>>715180232
Oh, I heard it. Its just that I only do what my man says. So stfu :)
Get your 0.0 Gpa out of here
>>715165475
There was this sperglord weeaboo in my junior year at high school who everyone hated for being such an obnoxious turd everywhere he went and never shutting the hell up. To give you a better idea of what bothered everybody about him, he insisted that we call him "Sun Wu Kong".
Anyway, one day we were having a discussion in one of classes and he comes in with one of his usual cringeworthy "geek culture" references. As usual, nobody paid attention, then he looked around the room and asked if anyone got the reference, to which I responded:
>Everyone heard it, nobody laughed, story of your life.
As zingers go, it could've been better, but the whole class still laughed at it so I was satisfied. I hated the kid but I still felt bad for him. Maybe because I saw a little of myself in him.
>>715169687
>hahahah
Titus, go to bed
kit kat
>>715165475
told this girl that later turned out that she was molested
>do you blow your father with that mouth?
>>715175145
Nope, just instavomit- shock maybe.
I don't know if this is offensive but I tell people whatever I think I am 43 and don't give a fuck if they care or not
> be me running on treadmill at gym
> faggot next to me blows nose on towel and wipes face and then machine
>keep in mind it's the height of cold and flu season
>say nothing but pissed
> does it again and I stop machine and lose it
>tell him " do you have any idea how disgusting that is?"
>he says I just wiped the sweat off my nose
>I say "no you just blew your nose in the towel and wiped the machine"
> tell him " you are a pig there are people who would die if they got the flu
>"cancer patients, aids and other compromised immune people"
>he's raging
>this is a high end gym
>tell him to drink bleach
> looks at me stunned leaves treadmill
> waited for a blindside punch
> he was younger but semiflabby
What a faggot
>>715169687
Kek, watch everybody I think he might be crazy!
>>715180824
Did the weeb realize that doesn't even sound like a Japanese name?
>>715165475
I love you.
>>715175049
Did she hate the husband who sexually abused their own children? Oh no, she was Queen of his fucking fanclub you loon.
>>715180749
So he told you to tear apart whatever was left of his self esteem and take a fat stinking shit on his heart?
>>715165475
there was this cripple girl in class that always make fun of me so one day i shouted
>shut up you fucking cripple
every classmate hated me to this day, i regret it tbh
>>715168938
faggot, back to tumblr
>>715181227
good for you, that guy sounded like a tool
>>715175410
That would be quite a night, everyone there was either a faggot, or faggot-in-training.
>>715181330
Well I thought maybe she was one of those people that chose their S.O over their children.Also why did you tell the joke around her in the first place?
>>715181330
Lots of women defend guys like that, for a variety of reasons.
>>715180665
I smack her around too. Only when she deserves it.
My senior year in HS I told a Jewish Kid that people like him were the reason Hitler killed the Jews and and he should an hero. Posted his awful youtube to /b/ and him and all his weird friends got raided and their lame online lives ruined (this was in 07). I got expelled and arrested for an anti semetic hate crime.
I truly paid for the most epic of lulz.
Also fuck kikes.
>>715181275
Sun Wu Kong is the name of the main character from Journey to the West which is a Chinese book. That character was also the basis for Goku and I always imagined that's what really informed his "colorful" change in name.
Really though, I think he just wishes he was Asian.
>>715181267
I have been to a mental hospital so yeah...
I'm a little crazy
>>715165475
I once told a psych pasient at work that the only injection he deserved, was a lethal injection.
Fucker was nagging me about getting an injection the whole day before this
>>715181341
Ouch... Please tell me he'll forget it! :(
>>715181943
..........he was making fun of you, don't take it as a compliment.
>>715175367
you fucking faggot
>>715181650
That reminds me of this godawful, get the waste basket because you will vomit, news story. This man raped his daughter the wife was there just holding down the girl and comforting her through it. You bet I flipped the desk after reading that one.
>>715182164
Jesus fuck, was she arrested too? Do you know what she said specifically?
>>715182075
I didn't. It's a matter of fact.
>>715165475
when I was in highschool there was one of those disabled kids in a motorized wheelchair, you know the ones
I never said it to her face but lets just say her nickname was "hotwheels"
>>715169687
Found the little kid, smh.
>>715181643
God is it just me? I didn't know, why would I? when a cunt makes a dead Dad joke I don't Spaz out, so I made a flippant kiddie fiddle joke and she exploded. She then fucked off, I was then told what had happened to her, thought she was a cunt and dealt with it. Fuck kid you need cliff notes?
>>715182318
According to this the kids were taken away, pretty sure they were arrested too. Just God fucking awful, the wife was sexually abused when she was young too.
http://www.mlive.com/news/jackson/index.ssf/2013/06/man_to_be_arraigned_for_sexual.html
Friend was being a whiney cunt all day so I said stop bitching.
He said some pathetic response but I had enough so I replied, "That's weaker than your mom's chances of survival."
She had breast cancer and was losing.
I constantly tell people how to kill themselves with batteries and fire extinguishers.
I also do my best to bully the kids who hand out in the stairwell of my high school, the weeaboos. Just the other day I got one of them to fight me in the parking lot after school because I made fun of his ugly girlfriend, he hasn't come to school since. I've been hitting on his girlfriend to get him to fight me again.
>>715181650
OK Oprah, I get it, Jesus did I just go for a turd and come back to the wrong faggot board? Let it go Wilma for the love of God.
>>715182075
It's funny cause I've been a drug addict, mental patient, homeless, friends with convicts, crack/coke/meth heads, crack dealers. I lie to everybody who knows me on a daily basis. I've done and said horrible shit to people. But like I said the worst I've done is to my mother.
It's funny cause you kids can't even comprehend how I think and what I've seen. Haha wtf there's nothing anybody on this site could say that would offend me.
>>715183075
Die cunt.
I told 2 young niggers (I am old and look like the poster boy for aryan nation but I am not) that hanging thier pants low is a prison sign for wanting to be a prison bitch. They looked confused at jetted out of the grocery store
I yelled Hail Hitler at my School and got detention
>>715183230
I found the edge lord.
I told a gf when I broke up with her that she wouldn't amount to anything. That in 5 years she would still be working at a gas station and taking 1 junior college class every semester trying to fool her parents into giving her money. That her priorities were shit and if it wasn't for my crippling loneliness I would have never dated her. Now I've realized I'd rather be lonely then spend another week in this shit show.
>>715183075
lol.
>>715183185
This is the same faggot board, I was just letting you know you had jumped to an unwarranted conclusion and made yourself look foolish. By all means, continue raging at a stranger on the internet.
>>715165475
Im gonna make your baby suck my dick!
>>715183748
That's just gross!
I told my teacher in 8th grade that I hoped her husband died in Iraq (he was a soldier.) She broke down and cried
lol
>kid at my school lost his eye to cancer and his leg to an accident
>his mom died in a car crash same one he lost his leg in
>one day he was giving a younger kid some shit
>and it came out Listen hop a long dont bully kids because you feel like shit because its your fault your mom fucking died mong eyed mongoloid cunt
(he honestly did think it was his fault his mom died so it really hit home)
well it turns out 2 years back now he ended up in a mental asylum it all got to much for him to handle he is 24 now
It's not "in person", but it was over the phone (actually talking, not text or shit like that)
"It makes me feel dirty to know you're thinking of me"
Said to ExGF, who was checking up on me because a local news report about a fatal MC accident that could have been me
>>715183896
Well, fuck!
>>715165475
I once told a woman in a club I would rather jerk off than fuck her.
>>715183860
You are probably a neckbeard. I hope anyone you care about dies a painful death
>>715165475
God, I just wanna break her legs and fuck her till she breaks
>>715182824
>(You)
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