Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>715068123 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>715068123
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Alice2 claimed
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>715083423
Yay lewd
Also tali claimed
>>715083520
I posted that by accident, I swear!
Something something music link here for something... Yeah...
>>715081852
Good night
>>715082602
If you know what you're doing, you might be able to fix most of the bodywork yourself tbh. Worst comes to worse, get a donor car that's the same color and swap over the parts to make it look like it never happened. At most, you'd still have to hammer out some of the damage underneath, maybe cut and weld some new bits of the chassis on from the donor if shit's really bad. I dunno, just a thought
Unfortunately, yes, the current title of the vehicle is a salvage title, but that's fairly common on these old things. Once the bulk of the engine rebuild was done, I was still able to get insured seeing as it was technically a "rebuilt" car or something along those lines.
>>715083309
Where's the watermelon?
>>715083566
I could literally care less
>post all the lewds
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>715083423
L-lewd
>>715083520
Hello tali
>>715083577
In your ass.
>>715083758
Oh now you notice me senpai
still here
>>715083758
>>715083520
Have another
>>715083809
Don't play games with me, i always notice you
>>715084094
>wew
Now that's lewd
Guess I'll return the favor
>>715084094
>faps
>>715084217
Not the past few threads ive seen you and even said hello one and you ignored me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q9v8yhrFbQ
>>715083784
Well shit. Now the real question is how did it end up there in the first place without me knowing?
How are you?
>>715083642
Huh...
So that's what she looks like with the helmet off.
>>715084361
I personally like this one the best
>these are all concept art because the canon was bullshit.
>>715084287
I would've noticed if you said hi.
I've also been falling asleep mid thread the last few days so that might have something to do with it.
>>715083577
>Donor car
If I do that, I'm turning this into the donor car!
Like I said though, I'll try and make it so it can still be driven and such, and then pass it onto my nephew in due time. There's no reason it shouldn't be able to stay insured under the condition it's in now.
>Me doing bodywork
I'll... uhh, bug my dad about that.
Hmmm, fair enough. I see A LOT of salvage titles on CL when looking for older cars, but I suppose that's more the inherent nature of them being cheap as dirt, so the smallest stuff gives them it.
>>715084738
Excuses but your new lewds are making up for it
>>715083370
>>715085139
the one with the sexy accent
>>715084834
>implying i would ignore you
>>715085200
But ypu did senpai but you did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM_ZXFhkLdE
Is anybody even listening to these or no?
>>715084562
Ehhhhh....
The first one gives off more of a "cute, but badass" kinda vibe while remaining fairly close to humanoid and I prefer that over "ayylien lmao" any day.
>>715084797
>that's more the inherent nature of them being cheap as dirt, so the smallest stuff gives them it.
This. Fucking this.
CA seems to be a bit worse about throwing around salvage titles, but old cheap cars always get them fairly easily. Even some newer cars like 350Z's are getting them for minor damage from what I've seen. Usually it's not a huge issue, but sometimes it can make insurance suck depending on who you go through.
The doctor is in
>>715085493
The alien fact is why i like her though. That and dem eyes
>>715085393
I never did, you ignored me. I never saw a hello from you.
>>715085766
But i posted it. If you didnt see it just means you didnt deliberately ignore me you passively did.
>>715085957
I didn't ignore you at all if i never even saw it
>>715086146
That means your subconscious did the ignoring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K_xUXAWu8Y
>>715085574
To each their own then, I guess.
>>715086304
It means i was tired and fell asleep.
>>715086450
But ypu continued posting to other people
>>715086546
When? I do not recall. The only time I do not reply is when i fall asleep. Perhaps you're the one ignoring me.
>>715087067
>implying I dont try to make you blush every single time
>>715086450
Yeah, I gotta give >>715086450 some credit here. You do have a bit of a tendency to not notice/reply to certain posts directed at you.
You've done it to me a few times IIRC.
Anyways, I'm falling asleep here too. Goodnight /waifu/
>>715087067
I honestly don't care tbh. Its just been a source of conversation
>there's a 'girls of ____' thread for your state
>but you know there's never nudes of anybody you know
>but you know the people you know are most likely to be there
>what gives
pic related
Also freshman year of high school there was this lol xD rawr so random chick who wouldn't stop flirting with me. She was cute but I didn't smash even though I had the chance. She and this other dude were caught fucking several times in the courtyard. Kinky shit. Felt like I missed out, because kinky shit is my thing. Come to find out she's totally batshit insane now, more than she was earlier. Dodged a bullet with my penis. Feels good.
Minanon claimed.
>>715087903
that is a lot to take in.
>>715087160
>try
Key word
>>715087265
Thank you and good night
>>715087787
You probably just wanted lewds
You the same guy Zero/Akula/Tverdyy Zmeya/Miia friended a while ago? Oh, and I'm back for a little while.
-Miia
>>715088056
Hey sometimes it works some times you go to sleep.
>well who wouldnt want them?
>>715088112
^
>>715083817
4chan ist too reliable any more
>>715088032
Go big or go home, right?
Also is the Watamote manga any good?
I watched the anime a bit ago in a fit of rare weebiness.
>>715085493
It's only now clicking in my head WHY there's so many seemingly fine cars with a salvage title... man I'm dumb.
>350Zs
Really? How fucking expensive are its parts?!
Anyways, Night Karme!
Clementine has arrived
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>715088254
i dont understand the question but there was a miaa anon on skype or steam i forget.
>>715088261
I guess so. Its pretty short but I still enjoy it. new chapter here in a few days
Megurine LUka
>>715088516
>>715088363
>>715087067
Lotta lewd ITT
>>715088363
>Tfw no santa lewds of your waifu
>>715088489
>Short
Just the way I like my weeb shit, fam.
You don't happen to be the same Tomoko poster from March/April, do you?
You always seemed pretty cool, but you were hella reserved.
>>715088210
I'd tread these compliment waters carefully if i were you, i may go to sleep if i feel they're too much.
>>715088363
Festive lewds are the best lewds
>>715088673
I can be lewder if you want
>>715088690
there was 2 then really me and texas
>>715088739
Well thats no fun
>>715088489
I was and still am on both, I just go by Zero now.
-Miia
>>715088739
How lewd can you go?
>>715088673
Someones never seen Overlord.
>>715088690
Thats not lewd for Clementine buddy.
>>715088829
I see.
Welp, whoever you are, nice to meet ya (again, possibly!)
>>715088673
>did someone say lewd?
>>715088873
Fun for me
>>715088910
How lewd do you need me?
>>715088975
>wew
>>715088890
ah ok then. hi.
>>715088975
there was an anon that posted a lot of pictures that all had win in the title but i think that was a different waifu
>>715088910
My previous phone died, only recoverable images of Miia were 2 lewd ones...
-Miia
>>715088932
>>715088975
I meani like the lewd
>>715089066
Maximum lewdverload
>>715089066
Sleeping is fun for you?
>>715089118
Wanna add me on Skype again?
-Miia
>>715083423
Love all my 2hu's
But Weiss is best.
>>715089118
Shiragami.
Different waifu, same person.
Nice to meet ya again, for sure this time.
>There's only one winner
>And it's me
>>715089140
Lewd is good.
>>715089337
>lewd is good
Never a truer statement
Claimed
>>715089243
sure if you so desire.
>>715089337
oh cool. how is the winning thing going?
>>715089140
Soon enough
>
>>715089187
If it means i can't blush for you then yes.
>>715089669
search direwolf21g and look for the zero
>>715089685
But i like it when you blush. It makes me feel special...
>>715089669
>How is the winning thing going?
Arguably better than it was before.
You doin' any better?
>>715089685
>>715089827
Now look, family, I love the lewd as much as anyone else but I see this building up to RP really fast and I'm gonna have to ask you all to stop before I call the fucking waifu police.
>>715089939
just sort of doing the usual things.
>>715089827
Too bad, i don't like to blush so you won't be seeing any
>>715089939
I would never let it go that far, don't worry
>tfw you find your waifu doing the one finger censor selfie
i love pixiv
>>715090052
You're always so vague, friend.
I hope good times come your way, if they aren't there already.
>>715090225
>don't worry
I'm putting my trust in you.
>>715090476
What are you talking about
Post
I demand lewds
>>715090476
Agreeing with >>715090557
Post lewds
>>715090557
Your trust is well put
>>715090557
>>715090685
r u sure bout dat
>>715090557
i get that a lot. thanks you too
>>715090765
do people actually do that?
Goodnight
>>715090765
Positive, post more
>>715091221
Nighty night tali.
>>715091221
night
I'm making cup noodles, sadly they're beef flavor.
>>715090969
Yes actually, started on channels with someone posting a picture like it.
>>715091489
だが断る
>>715091800
people do weird things.
you all deserve to be crucified.
>>715092018
Thanks mate, love you too.
>>715092071
wai u do this to sachi
>>715091800
What's that supposed to mean?
>trying to be productive
>internet connection fails
fuck my life it's only midnight
This is a sign, isn't it?
Goodnight, /waifu/
>>715092342
Reason for lack of 'win' in filename is posting from mobile
>>715092342
night
>>715092154
>what is moon
>what is google
at least try to read it
>>715092342
gnite paint
>>715092505
>implying I'm smart
I tried google, it just translated to however, refusing
I'm dumb, how many times must i say it
>>715092787
google translate can only accurately translate single words.
>>715093019
It was an attempt, i never said it was a good one
>>715093181
google it was a joke, you can't really translate nip without at least knowing hiragana
>>715093337
>implying I'd even know what either of those things are
That's a good one
>>715083370
asdf
>>715094238
>shitposting page 9
man I love this thread
Hello all!
>>715094872
Hey Chen.
>>715094872
mavis
>>715094872
fuck off chen
>>715094922
?
>>715094980
Chen?
Sup guys
>>715094872
Hello one
>>715095144
nothing really
>>715095236
qt pie
how long you been on today s mug poster :)
>>715095359
a few hours
>>715094238
Can even use the bathroom without getting your head cut off.
Time to fuck Sin up
カラミチーマス
>>715095544
Siic dub dubs
Im just chilling watching my usual creepy videos
>>715095621
Sup cuter
>>715095939
what do you mean?
>>715095939
creepy stuff early in the morning is a no
>>715096039
You a cute ^-^
daswhaddimean.jpg
>>715096166
Yeah it's 2:43 where I am and I'm dosing my brain in some nightmare fuel before i hit the sack ;)
I don't get it.
>>715095854
That was fucking quick. When you can 3 hit the 'final boss' you know you're OP.
>>715096283
i don't deserved to be called cute
Hello all.
>>715096283
no dont do that
>>715096362
of course you dont
>>715096417
pink hair is pretty cute
>>715096447
HANAKO!!!! how was your dream?
>>715096417
b-but you're pink and a cute :D
>>715096577
everynight i do this
rawling for the quad waifu steal
One more roll
>>715096613
why? that doesnt sound good for you
>>715096447
Good morning, Hanako. Rin is best Kawata
>>715096577
I always thought black hair was the best
>>715096579
i'm pink because you're embarrassing me!
>>715096841
black hair is the best but pink is nice too
>>715096828
im not the most healthy person
my mom was never around to tell me to eat my veggies
>>715096841
<3 pistol waifu a best
>>715096577
Tomo. It was nice, you were a big part of it.
>>715096841
Hello Momo, and you are wrong. Lily and Hanako are the only acceptable answers.
>Rias claimed
>>715083370
best waifu
>>715097123
well eat those too
>>715097192
care to share it with me?
>>715097000
trips confirm logic and reason, understanding and trust.
Black hair is mysterious and sexy and gives a hint of danger and youth.
>>715097123
she's kind of a heartless person on the inside, I mean.
>>715097192
well you're probably right because i never played the game.
>>715097379
who is that semen dino demon?
QOTT: What was the first image you saved of your Waifu?
>>715097401
nu
>>715097487
my waifu the opposite
>>715097529
This was before I even realized she would be mai waifu.
>>715097487
well that sounds nice
>>715097529
>
>>715097606
please?
>>715097401
W-well it mostly took place at that camping place you mentioned. And it involved some of the activities we talked about.
>>715097487
Really? You should give it a try, it'll hit you right in the feels.
>>715097529
>>715097529
>Makise is the thumbnail of steins;gate
>A thumbnail was the first picture I saved
feels weird man
>>715097529
>
Don't laugh. Saved this about two years ago.
>>715097606
Your waifu is heartless on the outside?
>>715097665
Now I want a 3DPD gf with black hair.
>>715097821
Is it a long game like Pokemon?
>>715097821
oh anything in particular catch your interest?
>>715097529
This. It is a screenshot from the game.
>>715098201
Kinda. Vndb says it's 10-30 hours. It really depends on how fast you read. And wow lewd.
>>715098201
>posting nudes of your waifu
H E R E S Y
E
R
S
Y
>>715098201
I'm just gonna ask. Is there gif of that character giving an imaginary penis a blowjob while fingering its imaginary asshole
>>715097623
Interesting
>>715097665
Is she trapped?
>>715097862
Simple
>>715098195
>get shit on by elitists
>>715098201
Lewd
>>715098379
I've played it.
>>715098224
Mainly how nice it felt snuggling up to you. So warm~.
>>715098201
that sounds nice but unlikely and besides i have Hanako
>>715098509
yeah i saw her pictures before and i was curious who she was so i saved this one and did some research
>>715098520
in that case i want you like that all night
>>715098509
I put together a small folder of her way back in the day, just cause I thought she was cute. It has nothing on the size of my current folder though.
>Almost done with the ARP event
AHHHH, JUST GIVE ME THE LAST 3 BOTES ALREADY!
>>715098379
30hrs is good. I just don't want to do all that reading lol.
>>715098504
I was only answering the QOTT!!
>>715098508
I wish.
>
>>715098509
sorry...
>>715098608
There's like 3 billion human females with black hair, I'm sure one of them will love me back!
>>715098608
Well i wont object to that.
>>715097529
most likely this one
>but why is it not Chara1
because I named them later and the pics were pretty mixed
>>715098942
i dont know thats some pretty bad odds
>>715098972
what if i started to touch certain places
>>715098942
I'm pretty certain there is one. I saw it as a spray in a game before and found it somewhere else. Those clothes, pink hair, those eyes...
>>715099110
So you're saying I should go for a blonde or redhead?
>>715099313
>that M9
>>715098942
Gif sauce pls?
>>715099110
I would encourage that, of course.
>>715099385
Tfw no sexy M9 to shoot.
>>715099385
uh go for what you want?
>>715099592
well i think id start with those nice thighs of yours
>>715098608
I saw her once or twice before Rem. I could take a guess what she was like by looking at her.
>>715098698
You have images by the hundreds now?
>>715098942
I didn't say it was bad
>>715099024
Numbering doesn't really matter to me as long as it was the first
>>715099574
Sabagebu! OVAs
>>715099592
I want one so bad. I heard it very hard to pull the trigger.
>>715099659
I'll go for Tomoko I love green eyes and black hair
>>715099670
but you implied it.
>>715099670
well i came to like her
>>715099808
that is a no go friend
i'm so under the weather, it's getting harder and harder to post
>>715099870
yeah she'll probably think i'm a weirdo
>>715099659
Firm yet soft~. So where would you go next?
>>715099808
Me too, they're a great gun.. I do have a PX4 Storm though.
>>715099808
>saucing
Thanks!
>>715099932
why and
>>715100034
we are all weirdos
>>715100207
well id work my hands up to your waist and pull you in nice and close
>>715099808
I'm sorry, it was someone else
>>715100437
Gif version
Claim
>>715100388
Oh my~.
>>715100492
thats yeah
>>715100738
and then id kiss your neck as i rolled on top of you
>>715101107
I bet that would feel amazing~.
>>715101523
im sure it would. im sure you would also bring you own fire into it
>>715101671
Of course, as my heart burns with passion for you. Sorry ,I have to go to bed now, i can barely keep my eyes open. We'll have to continue this later, sorry Tomo.
>>715102086
quite alright. sleep well hanako ill await the next time eagerly
>>715102133
As will I. Goodnight Tomo.
>>715099670
>Hundreds
I have a bit over 3,000 now. The old folder only has about 30 or so.
