fluffy cont. old thread >>715004598
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
fluffy cont.
old thread >>715004598
>>715020596
someone needs to make this picture at least transparent. it's kinda shitty, yet many people insist on using it as thread starters
Post more fluffy dreams
>>715020596
>The year is 2XXX
>The world has ended, or at least it has over here
>Your world every day consists of finding food, trading whatever you can, hunting, finding materials, and sleeping to another day
>Your town, a small one out in Washington, is all but destroyed
>People wander into this skeleton hoping to pick at the last remaining bits of meat it could still offer them
>But they pass too, soon enough
>Some take their chances out in the forest
>Others try the river and follow it
>But they all know to stay out of
THE POO LANDS
>A vast stretch of dead forest just north of town, where the ground is kept in perpetual fog and the trees themselves struggle for life
>The skies up here are almost always clouded or overcast, giving these lands an even more foreboding appearance
>But that's not why they were given such a name
>The inhabitants of those dying lands have over the years created great piles of steaming, foul smelling, bacteria-ridden feces
>Some can even be as high as five feet, which makes you question just how they could get up there in the first place
>They litter the landscape, preventing grass from growing and killing roots and shoots
>You live far, far south, not even in town anymore
>But even you must fear the dreaded beasts that dwell in THE POO LANDS
>As they begin to exhaust their last sources of food, they will inevitably move south, along the river
>You have many choices ahead of you, but first you have to make the most important one of the day
>Will you get out of bed?
Well guys, will he(you) get out of bed?
bump
>>715021591
No one wants a continuation?
>>715021591
>*Get out of bed*
>>715022840
Please continue!!
>>715021591
>Get the fuck out of bed, its passed noon
>Get your life together
>You get out of bed, eyes straining to stay open
>Wonder strikes you, why do you keep getting out of bed every morning?
>You shake your head as your stand up and move over to the closet
>In about... oh, thirty minutes, all of the cloths you'll need for the day are on
>Black and white fatigues for camouflage, though mostly to look cool
>You've even taken to calling it Cow-mouflage
>Hehe
>You pack up what you'll need for the day
>Your backpack of magical conveniences
>You're bolt-rifle
>Two pistols
>Knife
>Steel-toe boots
>Shovel
>Axe
>And joy
>Oh wait, you're out of joy
>Thats going to be hard to find
...
>You're outside in the wide open world!
>It's thirty-four degrees outside and you have your gas-mask on
>To the North is the ruins of Town
>To the East and West, a forest
>Next to your bunker, a river running south
>Around your house, spiked wood with the heads of four people, though you found the bodies and just spiked the heads
>Where do you go?
>>715024466
go with the river
(is this even fluffy related?)
>>715024826
Look to the first post. They destroyed the town and caused his apocalypse
>You go to the river, and stare out over it's wide expanse
>Here and there fish could be seen, small and frail, but they could make a decent breakfast
>Little tuffs of blues and greens could be found too, but they weren't from the river
>Looks like some Fluffies further up tried to cross the river at it's shallowest point, and were pulled in by the tides
>As you kneel down and pick one up, you find that it was no more then about a month or two old. Still young
>You throw it behind you and hear it crack on a rock
>Looking further up the river using the scope of your rifle, you see a small expeditionary force of what looked to be four adult fluffies on the shores of the river
>They were about two kilometers away, and they haven't noticed you yet
>What should you do?
posting best comicu
>>715025532
Considering that fluffys seem to have the ability to kill me, i will not disturb them and go hunt some fish instead
>>715025974
No man, they cant kill you, they killed the land.
>>715025494
wow furfags really are a cancer. You guys spread everywhere
>>715026022
Then carefully go up and talk to them
>>715026318
When she pegs you balls deep.
>>715026189
Is there more or is that it?
>>715026470
>>715025532
>You decide to approach them slowly
>Using a fallen log as a bridge, you cross over to their side and begin to slowly creep up on them
>When you come closer, their shrill little voices become clearer
>It seems they were looking for their babies, who had fallen into the river 'duwin pway tyme!'
>Whoops
>You arm yourself as you prepare to talk to them
>Even if they were fluffies, they were feral things
>They could have rabies, disease, or something
>They were about a foot and a half tall and each seemed to weigh twenty or so pounds
>You've found out long ago how disgusting and dry Fluffy meat is. Only gourmet chefs could make it taste remotely decent
>So killing and eating them is not something you like doing, but if this confrontation turns deadly...
>You step out of the bushes, a hand gripping the knife on your hip
"Hey ther-"
>You just walked right out from behind them
>To a group of mares
>What do you think they're going to do?
>They all gasp and immediately void their bowels
"MUNSTAH!"
>They all shout, and run off in all directions before heading north along the river
>All sense of maternity towards finding their babies became void the moment they saw you in your gas mask walking out of the bushes
>Whoops
>>715026639
sorry my man, i got dial up internet.
>>715026979
swastika fluffies are bestest fluffies
>>715027127
Do you masturbate to this?
>>715027142
No worries m8 I just know a lot of comics end abruptly I wasn't sure if that was the end or it.
>>715023761
hnnnggg
>>715027142
>>715027127
i've just flagged a few of these. we'll see if it really gets trollics banned
>>715020596
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread?
fucking stupid retarded faggot thread.
>>715027548
remember to report spammers for violating global rule 10.
It worked before and it will work again.
>>715027508
go back to your trap thread
>>715027447
>help someone is posting cartoon horses taking a shit in my thread about cartoon horses taking a shit
>>715027605
>>715026988
Bad decision then, eh? ;P
Hm...look out for the babies then?
>>715027657
these aren't horses. Some people don't even consider them animals.
>>715027508
nigger?
nigger.
>>715027509
do you watch bestiality?
>>715027440
>>715027657
Atleast we dont come to your threads and post rekt things
>>715027758
>
>>715027781
Yes to all your questions.
>>715027657
these are pig-hamsters, you ignorant twat
>>715027755
>>715026988
>Look for the babies
>What babies!
>You found them all in the river further down, dead and drowned
>There's no reason to go look for them...
>But this spot, you can see a lot more around you
>You are on a hill, next to a river
>Behind you is a forest
>Across the river is an open field where you have constructed your bunker near the edge
>A forest is all around it
>To the north is the Town
>Further from that, the POO LANDS
>Where do you go now?
>>715028017
poo lands? let's go to warsaw
>>715027997
yes they are pig hamsters!
Fluffies vs Nature is the best shit. Foal vs Nature is even fucking better.
>>715028152
Which is best? Urban environment or true outdoors nature.
Pic realted, furfag mother in a nutshell
>>715027923
do you like fluffies?
>>715027662
So why does he have his fur back on?
>>715028353
do you like chocolate?
>>715028017
>Lets go to Warsaw
>You live in America! Warsaw is on the otherside of the world!
>And of course, the POO LANDS
>A stretch of forest about five kilometers wide, two kilometers long whose very floor is made up of fluffy feces
>No plants live there
>All the trees have become husks and skeletons
>There are piles of feces up to five feet high that litter that place
>And it grows south ward with every passing day as the Mega Herd moves further south
>Soon you'll have to prepare for them
>But that is not today
>Today you need to replenish your stock of wood
>Where should you go to get more wood?
>>715028460
Wish a few super smart fluffys would talk like a normal person like that.
>>715028450
it's usa. there are at least 15 warsaws in there.
btw, i'm not following the story. turn left next time
>>715028225
I like both pretty evenly. True outdoors makes for some interesting stories though. Watching foals try to fuck with bees and hornets is great.
>>715028093
>>715028017
>>715020836
made it, posted multiple times, but people are content with the old one it seems.
>>715028450
>A vast stretch of dead forest just north of town
>>715021591
Let's go there
Love fluffys so much. Just like retarded Pikmin.
>>715029016
>Go to the POO LANDS
>What on Earth?
>Why would ANYONE want to go there?
>Dont you know how many Fluffies lie there?
>A Mega-Herd fucking lives there!
>That's almost two hundred fluffies
>And you don't have enough ammo or strength to kill two hundred of those things
>They'd all either shit on you, jump onto you for a hug and proclaim you 'daddeh' or worse
>No, the POO LANDS are out of the question
>You need WOOD, not POO
>>715029286
>Using a fallen log as a bridge
>>715029286
Take it
Wtf are even these threads...
>>715029546
>Use the fallen log
>A terrific idea, random voice in your head!
>You head back down the hill and then back over the log
>Once over it, you grab it by it's twisted and gnarled roots and begin hauling it over land
>It's always rainy here, so the ground is nice and muddy
>Your boots sink in a little as you drag the timber up the hill to your bunker
>You have a workshop there, with a generator powered by a bike
>The tools there can make short work of this
>Indeed, you think you have enough wood here to put up more spikes
>Maybe even make more arrows
>You might use a gun, but it's mostly because of the noise it makes can frighten a mob of those furry bastards away
>Your real weapons lie in the arrows you make and the spears you cut
>But you're tired now, once you drag it in front of the tool shed
>So you sit down by a dug-out fire pit and sip some water from your canteen
>But thats when you heard ruffling
>What could it be, thats behind you?
>>715029708
Reddit is over there
>>715023761
tbh kinda good
>>715029965
Grab gun but dont pull it out and turn around
>>715027850
Oh fuck man please be more PLEASE
>>715029965
>>715030379
>You reach the closest gun you have, a revolver .45
>And slowly you begin to twist your head around
>And there, from out in the bushes was...!
>A fluffy
>A little green fluffy
>Staring at you with bewilderment and joy
"Hewwo!"
>It says happily with a wag of it's tail
"Me fwuffeh! Me wookin' for nummies fo' famiwie an' hewd! Yu gib nummies?"
>Shit
>Its a scout from the larger herd, looking for more food
>A pleasant scout, and one that doesn't look too big. Maybe a year or two old
>Still
>If you give it food, it'll leave you alone... But it will be back. They always come back
>What should you do?
>>715030613
Doesn't look like it unless the anon who is posting has more. The artist's page on fluffybooru doesn't have any more and hasn't seen any new posts in like 2 months.
https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/list/user_id=3486/1
>>715030748
quickly grab and kill the fluffy without making noise
>>715030748
Shoot it in the face, can't have more showing up.
>>715031092
>wasting a bullet
>>715027662
I like those. Name of the artist?
>>715031080
>>715031092
>Quickly grab the gun and shoot it in the face quietly
>Thats what the voices told you, right?
>You search for a silencer - yeah, a silencer on a revolver - and find it in the form of a potato you were planning to boil
>As you hold it up, potato over the muzzle and the gun pointed at the fluffy, it wows and giggles
"Wow, das so pwetty! Can fwuffeh see e-"
>KABOOM!
>No more potato AND no more Fluffy
>Both were done for
>And at once you thought you hear something, like a shrill group of voices yeeping at once, and then being silenced
>You hope it's nothing, but considering this guy got past your fence, you take no chances
>You stand up, throw the potato to the ground, and pick up the body
...
>There it is
>He chewed through the grass fibers that hold together a few of the planks
>That little shit!
>But what ho, tracks!
>Fluffies definitely were here, and it seems you scared them away
>Welp
>There goes making more arrows
>You're going to have to make long planks to secure that side of the fence
>God damn fluffies
>>715031357
#murrica
>>715031597
What happens now?
>>715031931
>Gotta make planks
Alright guys, I need to leave for a while. I'll be back as soon as I can to continue this. Take care. ))
enlightened fwuffy is smawteest fwuffy
>>715032116
that ending
>>715032466
shit_edit version
>>715029304
>mfw I just got laid off because I did the exact same thing to increase revenue, productivity, and customer satisfaction by making a progressive change in 20 year old policies and make a one time investment of less than $50,000 that would prevent us from buying ANYTHING for the next 15+ years.
>>715032915
Whoa buddy.
Take that rage and make something with it. Make a story.
>>715032466
what
>>715028851
they like fluffies. you can't really take their opinions seriously.
anyhow, your effort is highly appreciated
>>715032915
>>715020825
Giving that much to a fluffy and spending that much on them will just spoil them and make smarty behavior possible
I've got no content but bump
>>715033371
shit edit? is their a non-shit version of this?
>>715033008
Yea, for the last week I've been writing fluffy stories to help with my problem with plot twists. Have 17 complete. Planning on releasing them soon. Should probably find a new job, though, lol.
>>715033651
This is some saw grade shit I love it. And eventually the mare will tire anyway and let her other foal hang to death
>>715034261
yep. it's the fluffies as decoration trope. you'd need to find a knowledgable anon or spend some time on the booru to find it, though
>>715034261
I dunno, that's what I found
>>715034449
17 stories? damn, i've been writing one for a week now and i'm only like 60% done
>>715034517
Ya I like fluffys as decoration but I would prefer a non shit version of that picture though.
>>715034702
instead of working on my story, i keep searching for pics for anons. no wonder other writefags are running laps around me
>>715035139
Wow you found it.
Many thanks.
>>715035422
got my alpha-channeled thread pic, so i guess it was just a typical good /b/ thread. let me adorn it with an emoticon :)
btw, some fluffy ideas have potential, other don't
>>715027923
>>715027772
>>715027509
andreporting of such shit doesn't work. got warned for it lol
>>715036592
We are taking a rise to "smarty spam posters".
Having to deal with this everyday just gets frustrating.
>>715036764
i usually don't mind spammers at all. spam is an intrinsic part of /b/. it was much funnier before captcha was introduced
>>715032466
>>715032603
>>715034261
>>715034517
THIS is the best edit
>>715032846
Dunno if I should fap or not
>>715037913
go for it
>>715033371
Indian caste system in a nutshell
>>715036991
Maybe capcha fixed some of the spam, but I still liked it without, even though I understand that in this day and age just removing it would make 4chan way too vulnerable.
I remember the Alt-art threads. I could easily dump whole collections before. I had easily a few hundred to share. I miss those threads.
>>715029031
this is the best image in the fucking world
>>715038149
i'm not sure whether it really made /b/ better. we used to sage-nuke shitty threads like traps. "why can't atheists" would have never survived 5 minutes on the old /b/. but now we indeed live in the era of spambots. it's worse but it survived.
Thanks OP
>>715020596
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>>715039239
>>715039269
>>715039332
lmao it's that fucking autist who spends 10 hours a day posting in threads that he hates, rather than do something with his time that he actually enjoys.
>>715039487
Daddeh wat am fawgot?
>>715039487
Implying all of 4chan aren't fags
>>715039506
i'm afraid he's doing something he enjoys
>>715039506
Guy gets a boner out of spamming shit. He feeds on your hate, since he doesn't get any other sort of attention or human interaction in his life otherwise.
>>715039810
I don't even need hate. The spamming ITSELF is enough for me.
>>715039605
Fwuffy no fawgot!! Fwuffy gif huggies fo nyu fwend
>>715040973
Wub huggies!
>>715041284
Fwuffy gib huggies and wuv!!
>>715042109
Wub nyu fwen tu, am su nice. Pway nao?
>>715032915
That shit is why I'm an engine technician. Godspeed, anon.
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