Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
HAHAHHAHA banned
Christina for days
>>714876121
Schwanznet is being super dumb, but as always I am happy to see that the waifu crowd endures.
my b
Claim
Has anyone ever masturbated in front of a mirror?
It was weird but a pretty nice turn on getting to watch me finger myself
>>714877091
what a lovely pic
I could watch you all day :o
>>714876940
Hohohoho! The schwanz king has done this before and will do it again!
>The good time fapping happens in front of the big mrirror
>There is a knock at the door from men in black because the talking sexual content to a lolilolichan and fapping
>A party van is parked in the yard
>The door is broke down
Ooooooohhh yeeaaaaahhhh! (in the voice of the kool aid man having the powreful ograsm)
>The men in black are then covered in the rich seamin
>They are incapacitated with the pragnancy
>The van is next, and the schwanz is inserted into the van's butt, and the anus
>Vigorous hip thrust until the next ograsm and the van is pragnated
Aaahhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
>>714877363
The king is back
>>714877625
>no stealing unless trips or more
>>714877814
What
>>714877363
why are you doing this? :o
>>714877363
*smacks lips*
nigga u ain no kang
>>714877861
She's mine now
Claimed
>>714877936
It pleases me to do so.
>>714878229
I love you too little one
>>714878464
who are you? :o
>>714878165
>>714878397
Can you two post more? c:
>>714878896
Mugimi
>>714878713
The schwanz king! Hohohoho!
I think of myself as a good natured shitposter. I used to post here as a regular, but RL garbage and obligations have eaten into my time lately. I have always thought fondly of this little crowd on /b/, though.
>>714878749
>tfw no Kuroo bf
Can you ever have too many pictures?
>>714879559
How many you got?
648 here.
>>714878806
Did you ever sleep?
>>714879809
Yes
>>714878165
Nymph?
>>714879850
Nice. Got another marathon session planned? Staying up that long is downright impressive if you don't have any lingering effects.
>>714880392
No I don't, not doing that again kek
>>714879743
~250, not even close to done, I'm gonna have over a thousand when I finish mass downloading.
QOTT: What was the best and the worst month for /waifu/?
>>714880251
The feeling's mutual.
>>714880499
Wew. I wouldn't either unless the stakes were high and/or money was involved.
Sabertoga doesn't sleep it's a ruse
>>714880908
best: when hand-kun joined
worst: when hand-kun left
>>714881103
That's smart. Never do what I did.
>>714881156
>IMPLYING
>>714880908
Worst month was the month I left, when faggots kept bickering in thread instead of getting a room.
>>714881221
I remember hand-kun
>>714881221
lmao@yourlife
>>714881221
Shut the fuck up, cunt.
>>714880559
k. I am gonna go try and fix my "non-existent" Nvidia card.
>>714880908
All the months are thr best and worst months at the same time
>>714876940
No
I don't have mirrors low enough
>>714881309
>>714881355
This.
Hand-cunt ia just another phony who nobody liked, but thanks God I was here to make that obvious.
God speed me.
>>714881156
I guess the boat stays docked while Saber goes elsewhere instead?
>>714881237
Kek. I've done it before plenty of times, but it was while travelling instead of vidya.
>>714881444
Trips confirm.
>>714880908
March is best and September was worse so far
>>714881804
Better than what I did
>>714882816
how many thousands of hours in MS Paint?
>>714882070
>>714882816
>>714882951
I can do one in paint too if you would like
>>714882951
>not in photoshop
QOTT: WAR! HUH! What issssss it good for?
>>714883084
>>714883828
War is good for the economy.
>>714883084
>>714883828
Absolutely nothing.
>>714883828
Killing people
>>714883828
Murder, destruction, and so on. Nothing good really.
War, children, it's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
>>714883828
Death, economics and some others
Smug queen demands for her smugs. Post smugs
>>714884637
I don't have any
>>714883828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwLrBK0fL1c
Shiro claimed.
>>714883828
All wars ever were provoked by the jews to keep down the goyim and profit of their misfortune.
>>714884637
>
>>714884876
Qt
>>714885931
Hello dude
>>714884406
Hey there
>>714883828
Killing dudes
>>714883828
DEATH DESTRUCTION DIARRHEA
POO POO POO
NORTH AND SOUTH KOREA
DEATH AND CONSTIPATION
ON THE WESTERN NATION
BATHROOM TIME FRUSTATION
>>714886127
>(You)
>Hello dude
>>what's war for?
>Killing dudes
Why are loli tsunderes the best kind of waifu???
>>714886192
Why the quote?
Attempting to revive thread!
BEGIN THE OPERATION!
"You are a real follower of our survival games. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Kikuchi Makoto claimed
>>714886901
Can Fran make my dick bigger with surgery?
>>714886997
Your waifu looks cute
Makoto is my love~
Fucking hell thread is dead
>>714887622
She did a lot of cosmetic surgery in one chapter. One chick ended up with tits twice as big as her head
>>714886127
Hey there Fran
>>714887946
A Makoto
>>714887963
Early Sunday afternoons are usually pretty quiet, it'll pick up again later on.
Claimed.
>>714887946
The super qt!
>>714888061
How are you Chara?
>>714888079
Yeah. That's probably it
>>714887963
Can she make my dick a foot long and give me a big ass and big tits?
>>714887578
I could go for 5 of those burgers right now.
>>714887857
>writes on your face while you're sleeping
>>714887945
Only on the outside kukukuu
>>714887578
>Dat Hamburger
>Dat Makoto
>appetite intensifies
>>714888211
Makoto the cutest!
>>714888061
A chaira
>>714888211
I'm fine, like always
>>714888323
>Chaira
bruh
>>714886901
You said war was there to kill dudes.
You then called me a dude.
Don't think I didn't spot that!
>>714888488 (You) (You)
>roll
ich hoffe du warst heute so lange abwesend weil du so hart an dem Nusscremeglasprojekt arbeitest?
Claimed
>>714888213
What ever you man, if you have the money
>>714888323
No, you are even cuter than Makato
>>714888484
Great to hear dude
I remember you were having a rough time a few days ago, so I was a bit worried
>>714888488
I call most people dudes, dude
Also just don't be a soldier and you probably won't die in a war
>>714888488
Excuse me, >insert gender neutral pronoun<
>>714888571
sicky
how about yourself?
>>714888888
Who will be the lucky goy
>>714888263
I like people who can kill people
>>714888571
Good
>>714888736
Not you
>>714888888
We need you, why is it so slow for a Sunday
>>714888578
A massive faggot!
>>714888599
There is no need to worry about lil old me
>>714888777
>double trips
man
Get?
>>714888746
Yeah they're pretty interesting people.
>>714888777
Fuck off niggerchan
>>714888888
meme
>>714888599
How do you know what I look like?!
>>714888484
Cara?
claimed
>>714888614
Dude basically is gender neutral
>>714888816
But I do! I worry about everything
>>714888902
I have cameras set up everywhere
Also, just read the file names
>>714888704
>>714889204
Girl is also gender neutral
>>714889204
Who is that semen demon?
>>714889204
Well then stop worrying. It only stresses you out about something you can't change.
>Dude is gender neutral
Fran...
>>714888614
Just call them a faggot
>>714889319
Was it like a tummy pain or something?
>>714889332
>>714889365
I call everything dude. People, animals, video game characters, and inanimate objects.
>>714889361
Fran Madraki. BUT SHE ISNT FOR LEWD! SHE IS FOR SPOOPY!
>>714889495
If I could stop worrying, I would.
Look above
Akane Mahougasawa
>>714888559 (ser)(vus)
Leider ist das Projekt nicht so erfolgreich wie erhofft. Wenn ich es mehrfach erzwinge komm ich einfach nicht auf die Anfangs angenommenen 4cl/L...
Wahrscheinlich muss ich was an der Ernährung drehen. Eiweißpulver soll helfen.
>>714888599
>implying soldiers are the main victims in war
This isn't the 40s no more.
>>714888614
I identify as cis male humankin with a woman fetish.
>>714889629
Don't misgender video games, scum
>>714889669
That's pretty hardcore...
There won't be anyone who would beat her to the 1st place of the best waifu in video games.
>>714889560
>>714889629
She cute i wanna drain my balls in her
>>714889056
-_-
>>714889629
Then learn to stop worrying!
>>714889653
welcome to waifu!
>>714889881
Who's that slut?
>>714889906
Do you think you might have to change it to something else?
>>714889669
I said most likely. Still totally possible, but with the Geneva Convention and the UN you only really have a good chance in a civil war or against terrorism.
Oh wait, you live in Germany. Muslims going to make a Caliphate and kill all the whites
>>714889856
Why do you care?
>>714889921
Pls No. She is my innocent daughteru
>>714890111
I'm trying man
>>714890238
May I have Fran's hand in marriage?
>>714889669
>Leider ist das Projekt nicht so erfolgreich wie erhofft.
>Wenn ich es mehrfach erzwinge komm ich einfach nicht auf die Anfangs angenommenen 4cl/L...
Dann solltest du eventuell mal nachrechnen wie viel du so an nem Tag mit 4 Schüssen bekommst? Reicht es dann noch?
>Wahrscheinlich muss ich was an der Ernährung drehen. Eiweißpulver soll helfen.
Viel Flüssigkeit nicht vergessen.
>roll
>>714890238
then can i drain my balls in you?
Do you guys actually think you're married to a fucking animated preteen? Scrolling through this thread is pretty damn cringe inducing. How ugly/fat are you faggots that you have to settle for something that could never love you back in any way?
>>714890417
I wish I could marry her every day.
>>714890417
Lmao pretty fat and ugly
Yui. Mine. Forever.
>>714890238
Try harder, you Tryhard!
>>714890195
=_=
>>714890417
Some, i agree, not really i just can't talk to people
>>714890634
aaaahhhhhhhh?
>>714890417
>ugly
>fat
Kek
27 in waist and i dont look terrible
That and why are you here than
>>714889856
That's how I roll.
>>714890238
>Caliphate
I really hope the race war starts while we still have the upper hand, but the kikes are trying to get Merkel back in office next year.
>>714890331
>nachrechnen wie viel du so an nem Tag mit 4 Schüssen bekommst
Wie genau soll ich das messen? Mit meiner Graswaage?
>331
Da rollt einer auf Ziel.
Roll!
>>714890788
Ugh, I have a 28" waist. What's your secret?
Your cringelord do realize these threads tech insult break the rules right?
>>714890917
yes
>>714890788
You sound like a Dora-chan.
>>714890891
Fast metabolism and regular exersize
>>714890330
Not to some random stranger! And she is only 14!
>>714890341
If you are qt~
>>714890598
Alright fine!
>>714890799
Remove kabab
>>714890917
>being a rulefag on /b/
Are you serious
This dog has more sex in one afternoon fucking the neigbors dogs than you virgins will get in your entire lives
>>714890917
You do realise that you can't spell and you don't make any sense, right?
radda
>>714891108
>realise
Kek, you know you're desperate if you're trying to bring up an autocorrect typo but at LEAST make proofread your damage control before you post it bud :)
>>714890844
That might be a good idea. Most people can get really addicted and dependent on them and before you know it your psychiatrist stops the prescription and you're on your knees doing lewd things to dirty old men in empty parking lots!
>>714890942
Nothing, I don't know what to talk about.
>>714891050
Too much work, I'll just stick to walking.
>>714891055
13 is age of consent here
I'm not a stranger
>>714890238
It was just a joke...
>>714891069
At least I can eat part of, or even an entire hershey's bar without dying. Maybe I'd get sick sure. But I'd still be alive.
>>714891239
>realise
But that's the correct way to spell it.
>>714891268
I just do a short jog every night before bed
>>714891387
>he thinks dogs always die after eating chocolate
>he might not be able to handle one candy bar without getting sick
You're an evolutionary mistake, kill yourself to cleanse the gene pool you autistic fuck.
>>714891239
It's realise here in england
>>714891268
Neither do i. I just say ok when that happens
>>714891484
It doesn't keep you awake?
>>714891239
>mfw the amerifag can't properly speak his own language
>mfw I'm nearly as good if not better in my second language (that being english) than that autist
>>714891413
>he's this retarded
>his only defense for his virginity is that he can spell correctly
>Mfw he can't even spell correctly
>>714891580
okay :3
Enjoying your day so far?
>>714891626
See
>>714891634
Are you saying I can't speak properly because my phone used autocorrect? Desperate for damage control
>>714891533
I think the gene pool needs me more than it needs you.
>>714891272
I'm not sure she would want to marry you
>>714891362
Shhhhh. Stick it in me
>>714891626
>eurocuck
>getting slaughtered by sheep fuckers in the name of political correctness
HAHAHA remind me why your SJW is country again and why did you lose the revolutionary war?
>>714891585
Nah if anything it helps me sleep
>>714891773
Too bad you're still a virgin with no chance of reproducing. Blasting semen from your 3 inch dick on your anime body pillow will never produce children, maybe spores will grow from it if you keep throwing a tantrum when mommy wants to put it in the washing machine Kek
>>714891634
It's both in england and realize in america. On my pc spellcheck says realize is wrong though
>>714891696
Not really
>>714888559
>>714889669
>>714890331
>>714890799
>Da rollt einer auf Ziel.
War tatsächlich nicht auf Ziel gerollt. Im nachhinein sieht es aber schon danach aus.
>Wie genau soll ich das messen? Mit meiner Graswaage?
Eher die Produktionsrate bestimmen. Wenn du nach 1 Stunde schon bei 3ml bist dann lohnt sich das mehr als 2 Stunden auf 4ml.
Und dann einen realistischen Wert raussuchen.
Graaswaage klingt schon nach der genausten Haushaltswaage.
>>714891849
That picture made me laugh.
>>714891942
I would be full of energy after a jog. You must be busy all day or something.
>>714891965
Just hanging out here today?
>>714891634
In the UK thats how we spell it.
I wasn't even defending anything either
>>714891960
Wow. Haven't heard that before. Totally original.
>>714891810
U fokn wot
>>714892070
That's what i do everyday. And video games/ youtube
>>714891849
I'd love you to show me how you learned more than your own language.
And you don't even know that there are more spellings to one word
You probably also don't know that you can spell color "colour"
Ah geez, how did you even get a job when you can't even properly write in your native language
Oh god its this retarded americuck again
>>714892207
After reading this post, this thread was deemed necessary for me to post this sign here. We will be hiring a tard wrangler to make sure the autists don't shit every where and scream when someone makes fun of their cartoon wives
>>714892324
Talk about damage control
>>714892324
You completely ignored everything he said though
>>714891849
They're getting slaughter by New Zealanders?
>>714892324
>Proper argument
>lol you autist
You should really read up on the defnition of autism.
You might have it
>>714892191
Any good games you're currently playing?
>>714892308
>3DPD
>>714892312
Do you honestly think you'll be fine?
>>714892324
Holy fuck this damage control.
Come on, go on and say you did it just for (you)s and we're giving them to you, damage control some more
>>714891055
Actual kebab is cheap and delicious though. Let's only remove figurative kebab.
>>714891272
Age of consent does not make marriage legal.
Unless you are a mudslime.
>>714891971
Bei mir auch nicht, sonst hätte ich bei dem 669 noch 'roll' dazugeschrieben.
Diesmal versuch ichs aber mal: Roll!
>Stündliche Tests
Das klingt sinnvoll, aber ist gewiss von vielen verschiedenen Parametern abhängig, mindestens Tageszeit, Hydrationsgrad und Nahrungszufuhr.
Ich werde wohl Uni und Arbeit fernbleiben und stattdessen eine ausführliche Testreihe starten müssen.
>they're so autistic they are literally unable to ignore someone teasing their make believe marriage to a drawing
Reminder that America was owned by britain until they couldn't handle "muh taxes" and "muh quartering soldiers"
Fact: America didn't even want to become independent. They were fine living under the Crown
>>714892709
Nigga's going full damage control
>>714892717
WORST girl.
Saddest threads on /b/
>>714892709
>he is literally so autistic he always comes back to shitpost more
Let me tell you something about autism.
And let me tell you why you might have it
Autist kids usually have on particular hobby for a long time.
They get involved in their hobby much more than the average person.
You have a hobby on shitposting on the same thread in an imageboard with endless shitpost potential.
You get involved in your hobby much much more than the average shitposter.
Anon, you should really seek a counselor. You might have low grade autism spectrum disorder
>>714892611
Need for speed undercover and dirt 3 i've been playing most the past few days. I was thinking of playing destiny but i don't want to wait hours for it to download and stuff
>>714893026
>he typed all this shit and all I read is the green text
Wasted your time autist
>>714892144
I don't think she does feel sexual attraction. She gave a dude pheromones that made everyone want him, but she wasn't effected.
>>714892677
That they are!
Fran
![Syndra [69].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1459/704/1459704250702.jpg "Syndra [69]")
