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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714756583
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
カラミチーマス
People are knocking at my door asking the name of songs I'm listening to.
Gotta love dorms
https://youtu.be/Pp8kxmrByhw
Good late morning
Southrons, hear ye Country call ye!
Up! Lest worse than death befall you!
To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
Lo! All the beacon fires are lighted,
Let all hearts be now united!
To arms! To arms! To arms! In Dixie!
Advance the flag of Dixie!
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Dixie's land we take our stand,
To live or die for Dixie!
To arms! To arms!
And conquer peace for Dixie!
To arms! To arms!
And conquer peace for Dixie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OrfAP-56Ew
>>714768459
You have shit taste in music though
>>714768459
I bet it's shit
>>714770699
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pspna5GZwBk
http://youtu.be/GjHnk4vO8Zo
http://youtu.be/nJAJK-hj3Lw
http://youtu.be/qlOqXcPkUis
Sameji claim'd
>>714771094
pretty good
>>714771094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6QEeoFvXvM
>>714771802
I was considering buying her albums, but no money
>>714771802
Who listens to J-pop
It's annoying sounding.
>>714772396
oh look, it's not just me thinking that. i dont get why people listen to j/kpop. it's like alvin and the chipmunks in concert
Claim
>>714773393
-hug-
>>714772545
>chipmunks
I'm offended, that shit is cancer.
>>714773414
*Hug back*
>>714773520
-hi-
>>714773558
Hi
>>714773663
-hugs the tomo-
>>714773698
Don't hug my waifu
>>714773969
-I'm hugging your avatar, which is you-
better than any dating site!! a lot of horny sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb
>>714774059
Don't insult the love for my waifu
>>714774229
-shoot me tomoyo-
>>714774282
I'd shoot inside her
>>714774282
Stop talking to my waifu
>>714774574
-I'm talking to you-
Fuckin virgins role playing
>>714774719
I don't have a gun and i'm not the girl in the picture holding one
better than any dating site! a lot of horny anime sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb
>>714774906
We're not roleplaying we're just talking
>>714774927
-Okay, but we're still talking right now-
LETS GET HARDCORE IN HERE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f4hsC0nRvZM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ScfUfsUlGro
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vdMPuMeTxzY
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-q0ELuk1A
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TDUuBfpbwOs
>>714775216
breaking out the hardcore beats!
>>714775413
ITS THAT ILL SHIT
>>714775502
Can you handle some jazz?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt-9TVIrLz8
>>714775829
I think youve gone too far, far too ethnic for my blood
>>714776012
Your blood is much too watery :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCXWDRvtKxA
Greetings waifu
Remember to love you sister!
>>714776200
Chara
>>714776692
Shoo~
Chen
>>714776623
Don't have one.
>>714776692
Hello, how are you tomoko?
>>714776988
Who cares?
Love her anyway
>>714776800
Hm? >>714777052
Tired and on my phone
__Lilith__, the first wife.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeYTylOd6As
>>714777160
>IMG_XXXX
Nice try Chenny
>>714776184
Its at least 8 percent alcohol at any time of the week
>>714776623
Ill have a niece in march, that count?
>>714777179
>circling the female waldo
>>714777160
Hmm... oh, you're not at home? What are you doing at the moment?
>>714777332
I'm not Chen I'm on my phone but if you'd like to think that go ahead.
>>714777474
At a friends house actually. They are still sleeping right now
>>714768788
yui do you have a fb or discord? :o
nigger.
GET 7777777777777777777 alki
roll alki
>>714768459
the fact that people can hear your music outside probably means you have it at like 100% volume which is so fucking annoying :o
>>714777640
Oooh, a sleepover? Nice, did you watch some anime or what did you do?
>>714775078
Ok
>>714777883
We went out got subway then came back played world of tanks and vemintide. He went to bed at about 1 or 2 and I just watched i Netflix
Shiro claimed.
>>714777640
>friends
mfw
>>714777988
-...-
>>714778058
You have very small toes :o
>>714778058
Seems like he got one cute dog to boost.
Hope you enjoyed it.
>>714778133
-_-
>>714778229
-___-
>>714778229
>>714778256
:o
>>714777707
No, but I will make a discord.
>>714778058
This doggo is wearing a shirt. He is therefore probably a more productive member of society than I will ever be.
>>714778301
Shine me dear
>>714778436
it's too cold to not wear a shirt
>>714778421
good I need to talk to you :o
>>714778058
That's a t-shirt not a dog
>>714778115
Yeah I'm pretty lucky friends are back in town from college right now for Christmas. >>714778207
Yeah I'm a pretty small person not like a dwarf but just short. >>714778208
It's my dog and yeah it's a nice change of pace. >>714778436
She is a little dork that things she is the size of a horse
>>714778491
?
>>714777129
You actually expect me to love someone who doesn't exist?
Oh wait...
>>714778642
show me your love
>>714778776
"oh wait..."
my sides
>>714778792
My love for what?
>>714778521
yuiposter #4825
>>714778519
Only if you get out of bed.
>>714778600
>back in town from college right now for Christmas
Christmas break already started? I'll have to work until Debember 23rd...
>she is the size of a horse
Attractive to both furries and bronies! She also has a higher chance of getting laid then me.
>>714778877
Dubs.
Niceu.
>>714776623
My sister isn't nice though
>>714779043
Ok
Shiro and Shiro are Samefags
>>714778992 (You) (You)
>roll
>>714778600
Oh yeah, I think I remember you metioning you have a dog.
>Things she is the size of a horse
Reminds me of my cats.
>>714779093
uhh...
Tell Renge we're on the way
>>714778992
No she just thinks she is that big. Only thing she is good for is being cute really but that's fine.
>>714779093
Nah, he made a really funny joke there, but he's usually not that great.
>>714779198 (Grüß)(Gott)
Roll!
>>714778600
Maybe it was just the angle you took it at? Those look different
>>714777875
>100%
Is a dorm.
The washing machine is on my hallway, aswell.
I'm not expecting anything smart coming from this thread.
>>714779274
Yeah but I don't think your cats try to bark at anyone that comes to the door to try and intimidate them.>>714779452
Well I did zoom in for that one if memory serves
>>714777332
>Poorfag doesn't know how iOS names the pictures
Feels bad to be such an ignorant and dull human.
>>714779080
-love me-
>>714779709
>using iOS
What a hipster
Is it just me or are not all pictures on 4chan loading?
>>714779706
No, they meow at everyone that comes near the door to try and get out.
>>714779735
But i'm not gay
Do you think this image or >>714779080 Looks better?
>>714779891
-me neither-
-hugs you-
>>714779854
What a boring human being.
>>714779322
I guess inbread dogs aren't good for anything else.
Have you tried teaching her some tricks, like heiling?
Get.
>>714779967
>>714779948
*Hugs back*
You didn't tell me which looks better
>>714780052
I'm pretty bored, can someone tell me some bad jokes? Those always entertain me.
>>714780099
-hugs your hug-
which one?
>>714779870
Maybe they want to be outdoor cats.>>714780027
Nah she can sit and that's it. She is older than she looks
better than any dating site! a lot of horny cosplay sluts of your city on http://shr.name/iAybb
>>714779967
At least my phone has a headphone jack.
Boring person
Inuyasha cosplayer claimed
>>714780171
>>714779080 or >>714779891 ?
>>714780283
>te
>>714779080
I rest my case
-meows-
>>714780148
I wonder if I can LIFT up to your expectations.
Let me sea...
Might take some while though, hard to think of tearable puns at a moments notice
>>714780182
Yeah, of coursethey do, but when they're going to live in an appartment, I can't let them out. It would be cruel.
>>714780258
Heya dva. How's your day?
>>714780258
>at least my phone has a headphone jack
Good argument
It certainly affects me
>>714780387
I don't like the mouth though
>>714780515
What don't you like about it?
-
>>714780468
Well you do get mad at a transgender person online.
So it'd make a lot sense if that triggered you, pretty kitty.
>>714780585
The squigglyness and the random sweat on her cheek
>>714780670
Did you just-
>>714780182
>she can sit and that's it
Look on the bright side. That would make her a really talented cat.
>>714780607
But... but I praised your joke! It was really funny!
>>714780468
You don't have an iriver astell and Kern for music? What year is this?
>>714780405
How big have they gotten>>714780778
That it would.
Where did Mami-claimer go?
Daily reminder that:
Asian girls love Gaijins
Asian girls are perfect in every way
Asian girls don't count as 3DPD
Asian girls love Gaijins so much they move into almost only gaijin filled share houses
Otakus will never cheat on their woman, well not with a 3D woman
Otakus can help their girl with computers if they've got the skills
Even otakus are more macho than a asian guy
Also:
The birthrate in Japan is declining
So go find your beautiful asian flower!
>>714780985
Bed
>>714780670
>I get mad
Nah, if you weren't so new you would've know that that's not it.
That's not it at all. Is just something that I know it triggers people.
There you go, assuming again.
So inane.
>>714780777
Lmao, Chara, I love how you always do this
Kissing the ass of people are badmounthing me because you know you are just a worm who has zero arguments.
So predictable and pathetic, honestly.
>>714780778
Poor child, having Shiro replaced by that disgusting person
>>714780721
The squigglyness is cute
And the sweat is hot
>>714777172
https://youtu.be/XZhCCOK1zYQ
>>714781041
Azns don't like otakus and they hate gaijins
>>714781123
fml...
>>714781231
I'm not sure what happened, but at least she's still there when I open the picture.
>>714780945
They're about twice the size when I got them. So they did get bigger, but are still relatively small
>>714781205
Sure Chen, you are right. You won again.
>>714780027
Nix heil, Hitler kaputt, go to work, nerd!
>>714781271
>The squigglyness is cute
Maybe but so is the mouth on >>714779891
>And the sweat is hot
Not for me
>>714781205
You're being hypocritical as usual, Chenny-poo.
You assume things as well.
>If you weren't so new
Just because I'm not posting my usual avatar doesn't mean I'm new.
Quit caring about you and other people's reputations on the internet.
>>714780778
I know it was. And all my jokes are funny.
Sub 4 Sub?
>>714781537
Hitler heil, nix kaputt.
>>714781519
>>714781618
Allying versus me smh
>my usual avatar
Quit being a pussy rifks
>>714781447
I can chat with you if you like. Running out of tomo pics need more phone screen caps from the manga or something.>>714781519
Cool they are probably fun to play with
>>714781806
nice foot :o
>>714781806
I'm bad at conversation.
http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kuroki_tomoko
>>714781447
Look up a gaijin house/share house
Japanese women sometimes date gaijins exclusively.
Where'd you hear that japanese womem don't like gaijins? An anime?
>>714782035
forgot pic
Sausage jokes are the wurst.
>>714781447
I've never heard that, heard the opposite really.
>>714782043
The red pilled Japanese hate Gaijins, but the hardcore liberals that live in Tokyo accept them.
>>714782192
Get ready for a huge let down, anon
>>714782035
That's fine I am too and thank you for the link but I have enough random pics to make it look like I'm stalking her now
>>714781794
We are not allying. D.Va anon just dislikes you as much as I do.
But sure, you're always right Chen.
>>714781806
Yes, yes they are. They usually scratch my hand but I got a high pain tolerance thanks to that.
>>714781806
A good combination of food and beverage. I prefer water myself though.
>>714781685
Yes, sweetheart, they are, and me and your mother love you very much. Now go watch some cartoons.
>>714782329
If you don't stalk her she'll never notice you and she'll go on marry your worst enemy!
>>714781997
danmanthepurple go sub I will sub back :o
Why is someone posting 3D's
>>714782375
Yeah I don't like to mess with cats so quick to claw. >>714782391
Only hot chips I can eat anymore. Takis and hot Chetoos make me want to puke. I drink a good bit of water but I do like my Arizona >>714782564
Ha if someone actually stalked her for any amount of time she would probably notice and freak out
>>714782774
yes what's your channel so I can sub :o
>>714781957
Also thanks
>>714782702
Yes, yes, alright, alright. You won. .
>>714782836
I do actually, it's a lot of fun. Albeit painful. But I also have normal cat toys like a laser pointer or one of those small fishes attached to a string.
>>714783043
those chips are good I usually get them at my local family dollar but I don't enjoy arizona tea despite living here :o
>>714782977
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIPZUfMfHhlicmb6kpaV1g?&ab_channel=crashyourcar
>>714783182
I watched your handstand video, you're cute :o
>>714783326
That's not me, and i forgot to delete that video
>>714782699
Gaijins are considered scum in Japan, just saying.
>>714782802
That's an extremely cute pic.
>>714782836
Poor girl. I have to read that manga soon before I get hit by a car and die.
>>714783083
Yeah. Ever give them catnip>>714783147
I find them to be good and you like what you like >>714783528
She is cute. What makes you think it will be a car that does you in?
>>714783657
Not yet since my old cat hated it... but I plan to try give them some!
One time I used my laser pointer and made my cat dizzy by letting her chase it in a close circle. She couldn't walk in a straight line and fell down.
>>714783528
No.
No one where I live gives a fuck about gaijins
But what do I know? I'm often mistaken for one even though I was born here and I'm a haafu baby.
Have you heard about the parents who used the wrong kanji for their daughter's name and it meant "stillborn or aborted"?
You can also submit love declarations here.
>>714781316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTBGRE_YYH8
>>714782430
Fuck you dad! You never even loved mom...
>>714782836
That's a shame. Takis and Hot Cheetos are great.
>>714783900
hahah you lying piece of shit
>>714783863
Should be fun. Cats can be pretty weird. >>714783973
Eww make me want to puke
>>714783657
I live in a big city and I'm half blind lol
>>714783900
Oh the Japs hate halfs too, lmao
>>714783528
That's because Alice is extremely cute
>unlike those 3D's
>>714783528
Does it count as a Gaijin if I'm Asian
>>714784189
Yeah, they sure are. I have a fluffy blanket and every time I use it and cover myself, the cats get up and start sucking on the blanket like it's their mothers... teats? dugs? tits.
>>714783973
Takis taste disgusting.
I can handle spice but the corn or potato or whatever with fucking shitty spices?
Terrible. Hot fries and spicy doritos are meh
>>714784093
Is someone angry because I'm a beautiful haafu?
>>714784216
Why do girls think haafu babies are adorable?
My best friend was full japanese and he didn't care
Neither did his parents.
>>714784235
The pics are 2D though
Technically I'm posting 2D not 3D
>>714784372
Gaijin means foreigner
Unless your japanese you're a gaijin
>>714784235
Arisu
.
>>714784216
Half blind like in one eye?>>714784389
Yeah Chara I follow those words besides the last one
>>714783973
True, but the condom broke, and now I'm stuck here. This isn't what either of us wanted, so let's just try and make the best out of it.
What's Takis?
what's the point of playing a route on Katawa Shoujo if all the sex scenes are disabled -_-
>>714784486
succ me
>>714784575
In german the word for it is Zitzen. And when I googled it, it had 3 translations. I wasn't sure.
>>714784618
Well then why don't you enable i- wait, a fucking minute
YOU!
YOU LITTLE!
That was a good one!
>>714784618
>>714784601
Food.
>>714784235
Aww I want to save all of your images but I have no spaceee
>>714784372
I don't know
>>714784437
You're tainting your beautiful Japanese DNA, though.
>>714784575
Both eyes! And there are a lot of foreign drivers here that don't obey the laws at all. My dog almost got smashed because of some retard driving on the sidewalk.
>>714784703
Who the hell would think that a spike on that would be a good idea?
>>714784871
Tasty food?
>>714784437
And technically this is a image board for weebs, but it's infested with normies
>>714784568
Me
>>714784907
I would prefer you not in any case
>>714784618
Hanako isn't disabled. >>714784722
tits would have been well enough. Boobs maybe>>714784907
How blind are you?
>>714784966
I watched you sleep tonight.
You snore pretty loud..
>>714784948
Yes.
>>714784601
Takis are these shitty slicy crisps that black people only eat. Rip off of tacquitos
>>714784966
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
4chan is based off of a japanese website and was originally for discussing anime.
Watching anime =/= weeaboo
>>714784948
You don't seem to understand how masochists work.
>>714785009
Last night*
Sorry Arisu, my mind is so warped around you, I can't think straight.
>>714785009
I don't snore though
>>714785160
I know that watching anime != weaboo, I'm using their terminology
>>714784948
Someone sadistic
>>714785323
I dunno, you were snoring fairly loudly last night..
Also, you like to sleep fully naked.
>>714785421
It's winter, I wear underwear when I sleep in the winter
>>714785507
But it's December 10
Winter doesn't start until December 21st
>>714785616
Snow is flying and it's cold out, as far as I'm concerned, it's winter
>>714783952
https://youtu.be/GLZd5N_1iVM
I feel exhausted without having done anything at all.
>>714785823
Whatever you say Stubbonru.
Are you going to bed, soon?
>>714785897
https://a.pomf.cat/catpiq.webm
That album is amazing, was listening to it daily after finding it and actually had another relisten today.
Although I didn't enjoy their other ones as much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cD47SmRc9P8
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