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Hey anon! Tell me about your waifu! Or you could just act autistic

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Hey anon!

Tell me about your waifu!

Or you could just act autistic in here. Either works really
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カラミチーマス ?
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>>714702818
they have a strict format you retard
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When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be that there's some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?
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Sameji claim'd
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>>714702818
Kizu part 2 WHEN
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>>714702818
She's smug as fuck

>>714701369
>sinon
I love how a headshot always gushes out a gallon of blood

>>714701449
>nadeko
Cute!

>>714701474
Rory
WEW

>>714701247
>yuuki
Right?
>i know ;_;
Is that a krul cosplay?

>>714701926
>nui
Same one lol

>>714701295
>moka
Lmao
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>>714702818
niggers are NOT real humans and DO NOT matter
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>he thinks he's married to a cartoon character
>him and other grown men identify as japanese cartoon characters
Feels good being younger than y'all and more alpha. Assuming you're not all 15 year old losers, which is probably the case
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Claim
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>>714702974
I am special. I can break rules

Besides it says "waifu" in it. Close enough
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I spend so much time flirting that I forgot how much I love my klonata :o
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>>714703025
Lol I think so now that I look at it
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>>714703025
It just means you win~
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>>714703098
Flirting with disgusting man babies
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QOTT What ate you listening to?
If you dont think Cat Stevens is the greatest, you would be ill informed
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDq36YD1ESM
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>>714703098
nigger
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>>714702818
She's cheery, likes candy, beautiful, and I love her.
>>714703063
>Assuming you're not all 15 year old losers
Pffft... where'd you get that one from?
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>>714703080
super risky bro
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>>714703150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D2qcbu26gs
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>>714703150
https://youtu.be/J51LPlP-s9o
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>>714703151
what are you meddling in? :o
>>714703136
I'm flirting with cute waifus
>>714703150
Germs
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>>714703150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw&ab_channel=LazyTown
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>>714703199
The fact that I still have enough faith in human to doubt that grown men are such fucking losers that they watch Japanese cartoons with 10 year old protagonists
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>>714703150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-ywe2mlvhw
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>>714703367
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>>714703025
She was a hidden smug the whole time. Very rare.

How have you been you qt?

>>714703033
Well I don't think I agree with you, but I am a seperatist

>>714703136
Speak for yourself. I am pretty damn well put together. Hell I even just got a 6% raise

>>714703199
Woah, I thought you left threads for good

>>714703202
Ok, don't tell anyone. I will suk ur dick, k?
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>>714703150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgbPLAev5T8
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desu
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>>714703513
You're thinking of oldfag Shiro I believe.
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>>714702818
>tries her best at everything
>undying love and devotion
>10/10
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>>714703579
what
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>>714703513
i already linked it in our super sekrit club
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>>714703491
That dude was 15 when he created this website. Nice try
>>714703513
>pretty well together
>Is still a virgin who pretends he is married to a drawing
Nice
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>>714703104
Cant unsee

>>714703133
Oh i know~ it just looks funny to me

>>714703513
She's smug from the get go
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>>714703748
Does this mean Yuuki is part vampire?
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>>714703284
The build up is very strange, but once it gets going...its pretty ok

>>714703285
Thats that good good

>>714703315
I love weird al

>>714703341
Not even the bee movie one

>>714703476
Not gonna lie, pretty fuckin nice

>>714703541
God I loved this song...
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>>714703683
And you're riding daddys coattails because your uncle stopped diddling you. Clean up those eyebro- oh wait, your girlfriend emasculates you by doing that too. On top of paying for everything else.
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>>714703683
>spends thousands a moth and lives in a trailer
nice
get some land millennial
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>>714702818
She's adorable, talented, and true perfection!
>>714703025
Oh, sorry about that, so what was that stick wars thing about?
>>714703199
Hello! and sorry i got mixed up.
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>>714703315
shut up nigger
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>>714703150
http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1452/48/1452485401871.swf
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>>714703879
>FeelTheBERN
honestly i feel bad for not voting in the primaries

i was behind bernie except his dreams were pipe dreams

at least he made shillary shift her claims more left
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>>714703893
>>714703914
Imma go ahead and laugh bc you're wrong about what you're saying, you know you're wrong and I do too but you're so desperate to defend your Virginity Protection Center that you'll use anything at this point. It's just funny that I get pussy while y'all beat your little dicks to Chinese drawings
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>>714703893
b-but muh o-offs-s-shore j-job
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>>714703879
The hardcore punk rock band germs ya dingus
>>714703967
why do you claim to be my friend but treat me like trash? :o
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>>714704145
>frogposter
It all comes together now
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>>714703879
>Bernie Shekels
Kek.
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>>714703150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3Jwxs9b_gE&ab_channel=TheEazyEVEVO
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>>714704267
because you fuck up the smallest things
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>>714703748
God bless my science class in junior year, best times I've had.

>>714703862
No Yuuki is JOHN CENA
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>>714704145
>3DPD
3D girls are trash
get that gross shit out of here
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and the other funny shit is that trump is the same age as bernie but like bernie lets it ride

sorry for bringing up politics but this is the first time i have been able to talk about it since that night
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>>714704145
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>>714704462
DOO DOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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>>714704414
why do you care? :o

That's not very friendly
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>>714703586
Ohh you are the new guy. Gomen

>>714703641
Fugggg

>>714703683
You obviously don't know who you are talking to so I will forgive you
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>>714704656
Hi
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>>714704495
I take it you're still a virgin
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>>714704622
now watch his classy triggerd mad reply
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>>714704658
https://youtu.be/4QCm__n5oko?t=30s
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>>714704724
Here we go, the 300 pound autist is actually Ron Jeremy. Kek y'all are the saddest group on 4chan
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>>714704682
because you won't fucking listen even when you fucking ask for advice and do the fucking opposite of what you are told you dumb fucking nigger shit fuck cunt faggot
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>>714704656
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>>714702818
My waifu is Sonokawa-san, she choose me and captured my heart back in 2014, I currently own 2 body pillows and one of those Nendoriod things of her.
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>>714704204
Daddy got that for him too
>>714704806
He wont. Hes a diddled kiddie.
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>>714704876
Life is pretty good atm

What advice did I need? :o
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>>714704622
>the phrase damage control was never used in my post
>posting this pic in a desperate last resort attempt to save your cancerous cartoon wife virginity safe space
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>>714703957
Hi Nui. No need to apologize.
What're you up to?
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>>714704018
M E M E S

>>714704131
He had some decent foreign policies, he had my vote
Free shit and massive tax wouldnt of panned out

>>714704267
Not the weird al hit germs? Weak...

>>714704401
Real talk.
Im whit af but ive got mad respect for nwa.
Generally good shit
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>>714704743
hi muffin
>>714704896
hi you
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>>714704724
beepop says they hate us here

and he also called you a poser
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>>714704981
fucking nigger
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>>714705148
I don't want to be friends with someone so cruel to me :o

bye
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>>714704991
Just admit that daddy buys everything for you to make up for those times Uncle touched you in the nono zone, and to soften the blow that your pet wears the pants in the relationship between you and your hag
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Ad Finem > LFY
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>>714705085
oh yeah can you imagine?

american colleges are BIG BUSINESS
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>>714705302
what is all that gibberish? :o
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>>714705254
we already are you fuckstain
I'll be at your home in 30 mins you fucking mule
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>>714705377
Dota 2 Majors
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>>714705382
mom? :o
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>>714705129
Yo!
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>>714705336
Everything about your posts are shit.
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>>714705442
:o i c I need to get into dota too
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>>714705481
you moron
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>>714705129
Hi

If you want me to stop saying hi just tell me
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>>714705526
I don't play. I'm thinking about it though
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>>714705507
slachi :o
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>>714705336
Damn straight, they care about the kids for as much as they need to
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>>714705269
>dad buys everything for me
I wish. I'm 19 and never been to college but have 8k saved up after paying for a vacation with my gf. And paying bills and blowing money for fun. I know you're upset that your internet bully is happier than you but come on
>your uncle touched you
What? I mean I know you virgins on are code red damag control the second I enter these threads but this is hilarious
>your pet
I know you're referring to my black friend, because you're a keyboard klan member but in real life you'd keep your mouth shut because you're a weak out of shape autist
>your hag
Let's compare girlfr- oh wait. All you have is a semen encrusted pillow with an animated preteen printed on it
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>>714705550
you mom :o
>>714705571
do you play lol?

I hear league has the best support roles so idk if dota will be as fun
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>>714705507
i'm sorry king of autism

do you like westworld?
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>>714704996
Well i messed up a little hello three times so i felt a need to.

Planned to play Dead Rising but i'm feeling very tired so i'm just listening to music for now before i go to bed.
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>>714705686
Nope, I don't play MOBA
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>>714704823
Perfect lol
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>>714705494
how are you
>>714705564
no dont stop
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>>714705767
Ok
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>>714705745
what games do you enjoy? :o
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>>714703063
reeee
sorry can't get into the bait guys, I've let you down.
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>>714705827
I haven't had a game I enjoy in a long time, just games I play :o
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>>714705666
Oh, did you just get buttmad? That you had to pick all that apart like your pet pries apart your gfs battleship of an ass?

Reply to this if your a damage controlling, emasculated beta who could have owned his own house but 'muh truck'.
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>>714704823
I have a cool picture of Sinon with an awp asiimov.
Would you like to see it?
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lol my board is getting spammed hard right now

don't make me find the furries

they're slightly more weird than you fucks
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>>714705767
I'm ight, you?
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>>714704865
I am 150lbs and better at probably everything in life than you

>>714705136
They like me though. What am I a poser for?!!??! Those other threads are so dead and boring
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>>714705868
I feel the same with masturbations :o
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>>714705752
Never gets old lol

>>714705971
Do you mean this one?
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>he identities as a cartoon 12 year old
>he pretend she's married to a drawing
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

My dog has had more sex by fuckin the neigbors dogs during an afternoon walk than you human cockroaches will ever get in your entire autistic lives
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>>714706011
So do I tbh
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>>714704759
yes
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>>714706160
probably
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>>714705997
he said you were not a part of us

that you were like just some other.... thing

i like you though. i feel like we have weird late night things together
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>>714705997
>better at everything in life
>only leaves the roach infested basement every 2 weeks to take a shower so mommy doesn't take his computer and body pillow away
Come on man I'm laughing my ass off
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>>714705820
but you just did..
>>714705989
alright
>>714706101
yup, nvm
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>>714706192
I'd love to stroke your dick :o
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>>714706308
No thanks
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i really love the "draw the lines around the street signs" captchas

im super good at those
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>>714706101
Sinon a cute.
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>>714703862
Maybe
Messing with gimp and paint now cause bored

>>714703957
A classic flash game haha
Messing with gimo/paint now

>>714704462
Senior year was best year my dude
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>>714706334
I think it would be fun but ok :o
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>tfw hes so triggered he ignores the tasty (You) and tries another angle
>if he doesnt reply to this post then his girlfriend will leave him for his uncle Molly
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Federal regulations require me to put this here. We are hiring a tard wrangler to keep you autists from getting out of hand
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i wouldn't be surprised if that slut smiles has been hiding out here
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>>714702818
Nui's perfect. The absolute most fun. Insanely cute (and sexy). Really smart, and a damn good couturier. Oh, and an amazing snuggler.

And mine.

>>714703957
See last bullet point. She's mine.
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>>714706368
Lol go back to your containment board, titty piss.
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As much as id love to argue with another new old argument, Ive got laundry to do and Gordon Lightfoot to chill with.
Nice seeing you lot, Ill be back
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>>714706401
What is with this sudden thing were trying to lood me is so popular. Is there a bet I don't know about
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
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>>714704656
Midnight
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>>714706286
I make 90k a year though....


>>714706368
I hate those!

>>714706283
>he said you were not a part of us

Was I ever? I was mostly there to piss everyone off

>I like you though

That is honestly one of the few times someone has said that to me after knowing me for over a month. Thank you
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>>714706305
Hi
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>>714703893
How big is this folder?
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>>714706305
Thanks for the thoughtfulness though.

>>714706385
Indeed she is.

>>714706393
Mine was leaning on the meh side of things, everything was just too ordinary like nothing substantial happened. Just a ordinary boring typical senior year.
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>>714706546
ok ;;

i also post on /tv/ and /sp/ sometimes depending on the show

>>714706569
k
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Alice 2 claimed who tried attempted to take Alice2 from me

CLAIMED.
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>>714706393
Hell yeah dude, I need to start doing that. I may possibly torrent photoshop when i get home
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>>714706739
>90k a year
Damn mommy gives you 90 thousand good boy points a year from showering biweekly and cleaning up the piss jugs in the basement?
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>>714706305
An unexpected surprise- how've you been?
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MAN HOLY SHIT THAT STREET SIGN CAPTCHA WAS HELLA META THERE WERE FAINT STREET SIGNS IN THE DISTANCE I NAILED IT

>>714706739
yeah i mean i figured you were just riling up heads
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My waifu? My waifu is an eleven year old ANIME GIRL named Kindsey. She's short, but she's kinda thick for her age. Like a small shake at McDonalds, she's short, but she's creamy and looks delicious.

Yeah, she looks really tasty, for an ANIME GIRL.

She likes to wear short shorts. She has a very, very nice ass. Her ass is amazing, honestly. And in those short shorts, my god... and then of course there was that time I saw her in a bikini. Because every ANIME GIRL has to be in a BEACH EPISODE, right? So I saw Kindsey in a bikini. Her body really gets me going, I can't help it. I've seen her naked. She came out of the shower and walked to her room in one episode, it was really sexy.

I'm planning to fuck Kindsey. You know, with virtual reality. Right before I die. I'm going to fuck Kindsey, and then die. That's my plan. Fuck Kindsey, and die. Anime is awesome.
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>>714706767
15 images. Theres fuck all art on the boorus.
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind at them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
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>>714706899
>psychopath

110% accurate
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>>714706681
hi shinoa
>>714706795
np
>>714706762
hi muffin. did you finally fix your desk?
>>714707034
not too good. how are you houkie?
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath

Average Friday night for a Waifu claimer
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>>714705697
Is that Dead Rising any good?
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>>714707252
Hi

I got a new one
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>be me
>22 year old virgin
>in my cold, dark basement
>feverishly stroking my 3 inch dick to some animated preteens
>waddle over to my race car bed and clean up my jizz with my buzz lightyear bedsheets
>plant a kiss on my body pillows face
>land my lips on a spot without my dried up Cum on it
>release a cascade of shit into my size 43 adult diaper
>plop my 300 pound ass back on the computer chair
>brush the roaches away from my mouse and keyboard
>more roaches have gathered on my monitor, feasting on the dried up soda on it from when I busted out laughing at someone on 4chan who said they don't like anime
>pucker my lips and blow wind that them to scare them away
>they scatter from the stench of my Mountain Dew and chicken tendie breath
HAHAHAH do you virgins really live this way? I think the person who wrote this is being dead serious
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>>714707268
At least post something unique
The same thing over and over is very blase
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>he posted the same story twice
>it's terrifyingly detailed
>that can only really come from personal experience
>he keeps coming back as often as any claimer
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>>714707424
>twice
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>>714707424
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
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>>714706572
I'm always lewd :o
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>>714707515
Hey, by the time it posted he copied it twice more.
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>>714707555
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
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>>714707252
Busy getting ready for holidays and slogging through work, but it'll quiet down here soon. Probably gonna have a few drinks a bit later to wind down and relax.

Good to see you back around though, I take it you've been pretty busy this week? Or just down in the dumps?
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>>714707597
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3,
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>>714706985
>piss jugs

WIth 90k good boy points, I have piss Yetis

>>714707041
I mean, I can't really help but do that, but yes, that is what I was doing. How have you been btw?
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>>714707694
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4
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>>714707776
I despise my family of normies, in fact I hate everyone who isn't part of the Waifu community. The only person free of my hatred is my mother. She's taken care of me for the past 22 years, and supplies me with food and diaper changes. It is now 10 pm, and I'm still soaked in my own shit and piss. Whatever, I've smelled worse than this before. I sit down at me desk, brush some roaches away from my mousepad, and refresh the current Waifu thread. Just as i begin to select my image of Miku to claim, I feel something move between my ankles. I see a big rat crawling beneath me. This will make an exquisite gift for my Waifu body pillow. I grab him by the tail, and suffocate him between my man breasts. I then throw him on to my bed, to appease Miku. I can hear mother yelling upstairs, in between sobs and crying. Probably on her normie iPhone talking to one of her newfag friends about me. All of this excitement makes my bowels loose, so I grab the nearest empty 2 liter of soda, remove my size 42 adult diaper, and like my asshole up with the opening. I squeeze out enough pizza roll liquid shit to fill up 1/4 of the container. I place it next to a pile of dead roaches and look back at my computer screen
Pt 5
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>>714707363
show me
>>714707669
dumps
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>>714707061
Considering her relevancy in the show I don't know what else did you expect, these are all adorable though.
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>>714706795
Lame. Mine was really chaotic. Both good and bad

>>714706926
Is photoshop easier? Cause I'm having difficulties doing this edit on the laptop
>
This was done one mobile of course. Gimp let's me see it being a vector but i cant change its size unless it's a certain pixel x pixel. I can do that on paint but paint doest show a transparent background

>>714707252
Why the sad face?
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10/10 autobiography. Would pay you in tendies.
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>>714706393
Oh, never got into those things but sounds fun.
>>714706505
Sorry i couldn't object to your last statement, as my internet went out, but i'll say that she's certainly not yours!
>>714707344
Which one? i've been playing between One and OTR,.
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>>714707669
What the fuck, I was just looking at one of these on Ebay.
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>>714707742
pretty good man. we had this big audit this week and it was a breath of fresh air 9am fri

you?
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>>714707863
Given her popularity surge when she was first found as the only one without a laptop, Im surprised theres this many. Though Im glad no one has lewded her.
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>>714707555
Better, but the quality of the text could be improved.
A block is hardly insulting

>>714707578
Fair point
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>>714707574
You weren't doing it to me before though :o
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>checks archive to see how long I've been here
>more claim messages than anything else

Seems right. Only been here maybe four or five months.
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>>714707842
I had a feeling. It just seemed odd that you blinked out of existence after being in high spirits last weekend. I'm sure the weather up there isn't helping much either. Wouldn't be surprised if Misaki pops in at some point now that exams are over.
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>>714708004
It is that time of the year where all the clients that I have that are supposed to have had all their shit together call me and go, "my auditors are here!!! Murder we know we fucked up but pls have mercy on our souls!"

I don't mind it because it makes 12 hours a day fly by

What was your audit for?
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>>714708145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgqUJOudrcM
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>>714707981
I've somehow pulled it off with other people here too, except with music they were listening to. I'll get out of your head now.

>Houki
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>>714707883
Both have their ups and downs, but I think photoshop is just more well known at this point. Both are good options though, and GIMP is free
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>>714708127
idk who you are :o
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>>714708110
He keeps changing between 4 modes. Nut memes, the block, laughing face memes and posting his own face and life. Its kinda sad.
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>he was literally begging me for replies
>he's this jealous
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>>714708444
Aren't you klonata
And nice digits
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>>714703315
You mean THE GERMS?!
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>he mistakes pity for jealousy
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>>714708540
of course I want to lewd you

you're a top 5 cutie :o
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>>714707883
it's rather self-explanatory
>>714708215
did he do well?
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>>714707975
Oh, I thought I remember you saying something about the new one.
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>>714708650
Possibly, I have GI on my phone it's a great album :o
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>>714708691
>konata confirmed
But you weren't doing it before, and now I have fans ._.
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>pities me
>tries several ways to fish a reply out of me
Hahahahahahahahahahahah they're trying so hard at this point
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>>714707883
Well at least it wasn't boring
At least I went to prom.
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>>714705950
rekt
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>>714708795
I wish I had people to reciprocate my lewd desires with ._.
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What does waifu make of the blm movement? I'm here to volunteer recruits for own social media street team.
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>>714707842
I can't take a good pic, everything looks dark so you can't make anything out

I'm going to bed now so goodnight
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>>714708094
Heh, I don't think you have to worry about that at all, your waifu on the other hand....

Didn't like this pic as much, I guess it relates to poor people being usually more compassionate but that's all, it's forcing a personality on a character that we don't know anything about.

Kinda like artists can't go too far giving Miku a personality.
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>>714703367
>I still have enough faith in human to doubt that grown men are such fucking losers that they watch Japanese cartoons
>I still have enough faith in human
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>>714708941
To be fair, you are replying.
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>>714709039
They're too ugly to even have social media accounts, they are all keyboard klan members who wouldn't say anything racist in person, move along
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>>714708781
Fuck yea man, I was just listening to minutemen Double Nickels on a dime, then re-listening to Black Flag - My War, was gonna listen to the Circle Jerks but now you're making me wanna listen to the Germs again.
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>>714709039
Terrorist organization.
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>>714709128
b-but muh trailer !!
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>>714709117
>he's so desperate to defend his autism thread he pretends an autocorrect typo is important
HAHAHAHA they're trying so hard at this point
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>>714707975
It's hella confusing! Edits on mobile is much easier

>>714708367
Reeeeeeeee i just wanna make a simple edit! I know gimp is free. I love the drawing option too. It's like paint and photoshop

>>714708709
:(

>>714708953
When you go tl a semi ghetto school and hang mostly with the ghetto, it tends to be really fun
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>>714708728
Oh right, yeah, it's not looking good, haven't played it yet though but from what i've seen it's not looking good.
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>he keeps being this buttmad
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>>714708709
Yep, the build up leading up to the exams was worse than the tests themselves. Even his math one went better than expected.

Up to anything tonight?
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>>714709305
>acts nice cause shit waifu
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>actual Waifu claimers posting themselves a few weeks ago
These ugly fucks are your representatives
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imagine if the little guy went to /jp/, /trash/ /c/ and /r9k/
yet he thinks this is the worst on 4chan
little mind little man
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>>714709036
I'm sure there's someone here who will do it
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>>714709399
That one in the bottom left is actually kinda good looking
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>>714702902

da fuck does that mean you weeb
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>>714707975
Actually she is though.

It's fact. No need to object.
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>>714709102
Art is good, but personality is very varied. Though the simplest are sometimes the best.
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>>714709036
hook
now
nigger
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>>714709569
Tulpa simulator?
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>>714708941
>Spends all day in threads he claims not to like
>convinces himself that everyone on 4chan is the same
>ends up becoming part of the thread
>wastes his free time here just like the rest of us
>you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian
>he will attempt poorly to damage control
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>>714709513
First of all

I'm Asian.

Secondly

It's just a claim message
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>>714709145
Kek nigger detected
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>>714709811
>>714709811
>>714709811
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>>714709303
That explains it all

-Sinon
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>>714705666
>Let's compare girlfr- oh wait. All you have is a semen encrusted pillow with an animated preteen printed on it

implying i can afford a dakimakura pillow
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>My dog has had more sex by fuckin the neigbors dogs during an afternoon walk than you human cockroaches will ever get in your entire autistic lives

your point being?
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