Waifu Claiming Thread
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>>714669256
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sameji claim'd
>>714688373
The california dmv is full of cunts who cant do the simplest of tasks.
>>714688645
Thank you
>>714688653
Ah i was not
https://youtu.be/tYKPdNvH800
カラミチーマス
>>714687362
Good to know
>>714687641
Listen to Karen. Flower spam everywhere.
>>714688339
Kek
>>714688676
Sleep.
>>714688676
GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
AAAA HAA HAA
(Stroheim claimed)
Shiro claimed.
>>714688844
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714688676
i feel mad because i said megumi was my waifu just a couple weeks ago
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
>>714688800
California in general seems to be full of those people
Also your waifu gets really nice art, I'm fuckin jelly
>>714688673
it means "what" or something like that, not sure
>>714688420
How've you been, yo? Life going alright?
>>714688360
Hello, how's it going?
>>714688800
Lmao, what were you going there for?
>>714688916
I refuse.
>>714688921
>>714688154
>Wenn die das gleiche Ende hat ist sie scheiße.
Ne ist gutes Inzest Ende.
>trips
abgemacht war explizistes rollen...
>>714688994
I'm sleepy, how about you
>did you start exams? I can't remember
>>714688994
Study.
Would your sluts still stay loyal after they meet a real alpha male?
[spoiler]I don't think so.[/spoiler]
https://youtu.be/dIC4VSUE7q4
Why are people speaking Arabic all of the sudden?
Guten Tag, Argentiniesingel~
Claim
>>714688800
I was
>>714689106
I am moist
>>714689159
What's wrong with sand runes?
>>714689027
>Inzest
Noice.
>explizit
So sei es denn nun, dann führe ich nur mit 1:0.
Außerdem ist die ganze Aktion ungerecht. Ich kann nichts gewinnen und du hast nicht mal eine Figur die du mit Heißkleber bearbeiten könntest.
>roll
>>714688953
You give guns a bad name :^)
https://youtu.be/RpLw8VW-R7I
>>714688921
Still triggered?
>>714689106
More than likely. Most alpha males are insecure shits who have no real drive, motivation or direction.
>>714688929
Just keep going through avatars until you find someone you want to waifu for real. But don't call them your waifu, I think.
>>714689069
I also refuse.
>>714689064
Nope nope, starting in a bit, the 13th.
I'm sleep too, will go to sleep soon.
>>714689159
عن شو عم تحكي؟
>>714688953
I mean shes pretty popular so it makes sense there would be alot of art.
I find its the government in general.
>>714688994
I have a mississippi license, i need a cali license to get my electricians license.
>>714689171
Well in your case no that qould not be a bad way to go. In mine it would be a bad way to go if you are the fuckee. And thats what i wamt for those people. A painful death.
>>714689362
That's my secret. I am always triggered.
Just tell me who!
Claim
What's it like? Being so boring?
>>714689382
Ah, well good luck with your exams if I don't see you this weekend, and sleep well
>>714688842
>>714688916
>>714688921
>>714688994
>>714689382
Hey guys!
Look!
It's your waifus having a slumber party!!
>>714689131
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FCuz42WERA
>>714689382
It's hard being indecisive
>>714689484
Post lewds
>>714689217
Can't blame you. This hunk of man-meat would heat up any clam, in and out of water.
>>714689362
>More than likely. Most alpha males are insecure shits who have no real drive, motivation or direction.
You mean just like guys responding to obvious bait?
>>714689402
Well it depends. Maybe some people would like having sandpaper rubbed inside them
>>714689555
trips confirm this statement
>>714689382
Cuddle.
>>714689515
Poos like 2 and 4 hurt like a motherfucker
>>714688994
I've been alive and well, cheers for the ask.
Currently cramming for exams that start on the morrow though, and I have no idea how prepared I am.
How have ye been yourself?
Claimed
>>714689534
No.
>>714689358
>Außerdem ist die ganze Aktion ungerecht. Ich kann nichts gewinnen und du hast nicht mal eine Figur die du mit Heißkleber bearbeiten könntest.
Ich ging von Anfang an nicht davon aus, dass du das tatsächlich machen würdest.
Mir würde jetzt aber auch kein vergleichbarer Einsatz einfallen.
>roll
>>714689193
jesus christ
worst girl
>>714689473
You can figure it out.
>>714689490
Boring. Work is quiet so Im scrubbing all the things.
>>714689612
Yes!
>>714688676
http://bit.
ly/2gW8NmQ
Inuyasha cosplayer claimed
>>714689749
Post lewds
>>714689621
Fine barb wire instead
>>714689484
Hey sex maniac
>>714689289
It sounds silly
>>714689382
What? I can't read script.
>>714689490
Pretty good, I actually enjoy the quiet and boring lifestyle.
>>714689515
I wouldn't mind watching my waifu poo
>>714689490
What's it like sticking my 4 inch kosher pain train up Chen's tight little stink hole? I guess I'm about to find out
>>714689765
Hmm, fang vielleicht damit an, schon mal eine Figur zu bestellen.
Aber ich schleicht mich jetzt auch mal, wird spät.
>verabschiedungsroll
>>714689799
Are you still claiming the other one?
>>714689916
Some people might like barbed wire inside them aswell
Also that's a cute gif
>>714689402
Did you move?
>>714689526
I think that's fine, as long as you don't pretend to be decisive. I dunno.
>>714689652
I accept.
>>714689677
Ah, the same, the same. Exams starting soon. What are yours on?
Besides that, not much really, been good and bad but more good than bad.
>>714689494
Alrighty, nice to talk to you and stuff. I'll be heading to bed soon too.
>>714689739
hi
>>714689959
Just saying hi. Who else was speaking arabic, though?
Always wanted to go to Germany, but now I hear it's a Muslim hell hole. Not sure if I should learn basic German or basic Muslim in order to get around.
Rude
Togame where the fuck are you faggot.
>>714690139
German is the new Arabic.
And haii!
>>714690204
>>714690082
I might in the future. I claimed her 2 days ago and had a conversation with Velvet while eyebrow-kun was trying to shitpost.
>>714690204
Many people are.
>>714690163
How come that Pokemon gets to touch your tits and I can't??
>>714689959
>I wouldn't mind watching my waifu poo
>>714690139
Hello
>>714690197
learn kebab so you can communicate with your ISIS captors if you get captured in Germany.
>>714690253
Are you german?
>>714690349
Hi, who is that person you're claiming?
>>714690139
Then I guess I don't have to worry about anything
>>714690204
Wow rude
>>714690139
To cali yes
>>714690163
How it going?
>>714690089
Only a niche group and its small enough im willing to take my chances that they wont.
>>714690442
Need
Shinoa claimed ',:)
>>714690496
Woah, why'd you move?
>>714690479
It didn't look like him in that first picture, with the glasses.
>>714690457
You have to worry about life, my dude.
>>714690309
Went to the local supermarket this morning in search for vegemite and didn't find any. First world problems. I guess I'll have to order online.
>>714690333
You wouldn't mind watching someone you love poo?
>>714690353
That's actually a pretty good idea.
>>714690399
I wish.
>>714690619
Snyg
>>714690496
Any emo girl who cuts herself might
>>714690666
>666
Satan trips!
>>714690302
:^(
>>714690309
Karen is
>>714690457
Excuse me
>>714690399
Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing From Hellsing
>>714689864
Hehe, you call that a waifu? Watch this!
>>714690619
shut
>>714690328
Because.
>>714690496
Good
>>714689171
-hugs-
>>714689526
It sounds nice.
https://youtu.be/h_ICl20EJjY
>>714690139
Hello.
>>714690666
Nice satan trips.
Where are you from, then?
>>714690750
Is her show a SoL or what?
>>714690755
He looks alright, not a fan of the hair though, tbh.
What does he do?
>>714690755
>he
>HE
>>714690717
Satan punches your waifu in approval.
>>714690204
>>714690750
>aggressively posting bellies
i like your strategy
>>714690956
Hey Rei, how's tonight treating you? All fine and well?
>>714690923
*Hugs back*
>>714690658
Has Jewish Christmas started yet?
>>714691131
>>714690666
>You wouldn't mind watching someone you love poo?
Yes, I'd fucking mind. It's gross. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>714691187
-ja-
>>714690658
Shit
>>714690750
Excuse you
>>714690139
Mostly just cell biology and anatomy. Just trying to absorb as much info as I possibly can before each exam.
What about yours?
Glad to hear you're foing alright anyway
>>714691224
?
>>714690679
Again small niche
>>714690658
Free rent, higher pay, my wife was here
>>714690921
Woohoo
>>714691187
Licks the yoyo chan
>>714691174
Did you just call me jewish
>>714691257
You're gonna get these hands
>>714691307
-yes-
>>714690965
Yes
>>714691071
no u
>>714691257
I see
>>714690619
Burp
Shiros triggered about my heresy
:^)
>>714690666
First suggestion, Satan, is to try it spread as thinly as possible. Barest hint over a piece of fresh bread with a good amount of butter. And good luck finding it in an overseas store. As well as Milo, a malted chocolate milk flavouring we have.
>>714690750
That seems a bit harsh
>>714691404
I don't know, did I?
Yuna Claimed!
>>714691354
It's getting bigger
>>714691354
*Licks ba- wait what
>>714691405
Yes to what?
>>714691404
You tryna throw hands bruh?
>>714691422
Yes
>>714691462
>rory_mercury_a_shit
Keke
>>714690965
>He looks alright
>He
Wow
>>714691586
-YES to everything-
>>714691586
A carress of the skin with my tongue aka a lick
>>714690965
>he
>integra
>he
Did you just misgender her you little shit?
>>714691117
It's fine, it can only ever be fine, there's very little that would contribute moving me from my state of 'fineness' as it were.
What about you? Is there anything you'd like to talk about today?
>>714691354
Just got some Christmas shopping done
>>714690676
What up, boi
>>714690840
I guess
>>714690856
You first
>>714690921
Still getting picked on i see
>>714690965
Who dis?
where is the lewd bellybutton anon?
>>714691769
Thats nice i did that a few days ago
>>714691827
Hello smug did you know there is another shinoa poster?
>>714691586
Licking intensifies
>>714691674
But there is nothing for you to say yes to
>>714691695
That's only a little weird
>>714690965
>Integra
>he
Why.
>>714691938
i'd say yes to dat ass
>>714691938
-Yes, there is-
BOOM
>>714691302
Accounting, Business math, philosophy, economics. Honestly I feel like I'm going to ace most of it.
What do you study again? I know I've probably asked you this a bunch of times already.
>>714691606
It appears you would like to initiate combat, family.
>>714691495
I'll let it pass.
Nah, not yet, not sure when, honestly.
I live in the christian part of town anyway so people are putting up the trees and stuff already.
>>714691827
I am fone
>>714691745
Let's make a rule, when I say "fine" from now on, let's agree that it means your current state.
If you aren't "fine" then you're either slightly better or worse than usual, deal?
I'm just hanging around before I head to bed. I'm not sure. I don't really have much to talk about, what about you?
>>714691827
Working, I'm putting in my two weeks notice today.
>>714691931
*Licks back
>>714692030
What one?
>>714692098
No there isn't
>>714691655
>>714691739
>>714691941
Did I use the wrong pronoun
>>714691606
Well it doesnt allow commas when saving images
I CLAIM IT IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR.
>>714692174
-Yes, there is-
>>714692186
did you just assume her gender
>>714692120
Nah fam you're the one trying to start shit :fist: :fire: :fist:
>>714692186
womyn
>>714692203
That is correct
>>714692205
She's nice.
>>714692120
I like Christmas trees. They light up and look pretty.
Anyways, how've you been? College going good?
>>714692186
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>714692186
You transphobic cunt. She is a beautiful woman. Who cares that she was born a man. GET IT TROUGH YOUR THICK SKULL!
SHE IS A BEAUTIFUL INDEPENDENT WOMAAAN!!
>>714692174
the one you shake
>>714692529
oh wow integra is a chick
damn that's an ugly ass bitch
>>714691931
There is?
>>714692120
Oh hai there
>>714692139
Awww shit my dude go out on the last day with a bang, okay?
>>714692698
fucking misogynist pig
>>714691827
Apparently
>>714691931
Good for you
>>714692698
TAKE IT BACK
TAKE IT BACKKKKKKKKKKK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>714692775
TRIGGERED
![TomoyoKanzaki [123].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Uzvr8DL.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [123].jpg")
>>714692371
No there isn't
>>714692592
Ok
>>714692120
That sounds arbitrary, but I'm not opposed to it. Deal.
Not a great deal happened today and I'm grateful for that, because the few things that did happen were subpar to say the least. I did get to do some more progress on the physical side of things since I shaved my legs pretty meticulously this morning, in anticipation for going out in public cross-dressing. In addition there was my usual exercise schedule, but that's routine.
>>714692856
I am responding out of fear for my mother's life.
>>714691938
>you'd enjoy it
>>714692755
He was only here once but yes
>>714692829
It's nice to do things early
>>714692917
-yes-
By the way, you should respond to this emoji, or else your mother may die in her sleep tonight
>>714692120
Quite a handful then, but sounds like you're much better prepared for them than meself for my exams, heh.
Believe it's only yourself or someone else who's only asked once before.
Doing medicine anyway.
Forgive me if I've also asked before, but, what are ye studying yerself?
>>714692755
My friend is quitting around the same time, I told him I want to take a picture of him doing a slav squat on the counter with a russian hat and sunglasses.
Give me (You)'s or your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>714693083
True
![TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0PzP44q.gif "TomoyoKanzaki [127].gif")
>>714693083
Maybe if it was a girl, but if it was a guy i wouldn't
>>714693096
no
I ate his friends
>>714693247
My mother's dead you insensitive asshole
>>714693247
Here's your (You)
But you've been bamboozled!
Now, you must reply back to MY post or else your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
>>714688676
Scully claimed
>inb4 3DPD
>>714693347
-my mom's dead too-
-we have so much in common-
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714692966
>in anticipation for going out in public cross-dressing.
Nice. Very nice.
Throwing my attraction aside, though. You live as a neet, right? So what exercises do you do? What takes up most of your day?
>>714693130
Not feeling good about it? Medicine is pretty hard, no? You got a while before you can graduate, yes?
Though props to you for being a future lifesaver.
I've just been studying on time this semester, been doing well.
I am studying economics, I don't mind if you ask. It's been a while since we talked.
>>714693247
>>714693096
>>714693418
everyone after my fucking mother tonight
>>714692459
Yeah, we got a really nice on in college and a little demonic santa looking thing too.
And yeah, it's been going good, though I'm tryharding at studying now instead of just meming along through it.
And you? School and stuff?
>>714693347
Lies
>>714693142
Yuuuuuuuuki
>>714693308
Its also a rarity
>>714693572
Go sleep or make a better boat
>>714692829
Poor you
>>714693083
How do you know it was some different dude?
>>714693142
Nice
>>714693347
ZA WARULDO
>>714693418
SHIT NO U
>>714693585
nigger
>>714693572
Night Syndra <3
>>714693554
She's not really dead, it's just a prank
>>714693616
Not lies
>>714693674
Ok
>>714693674
Because unless you are a terrible liar mc faggot face, i asked if he was you.
>>714693781
You'd still enjoy it
>>714693781
-Oh-
-Crickets-
>>714693585
>tryhard studying
Like you should in college.
School's fine. Boring as always and haven't really talked to anyone. Christmas break is soon, that's nice.
![Syndra [106].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hw8xjlH.jpg "Syndra [106].jpg")
>>714693663
But you cant make better boats
>>714693942
Yeah, it didn't hit me that I need to actually work hard until I started getting shitty grades. I'm used to just sitting on my ass and getting good grades without trying but university is the real deal.
Break should be nice, all your classes easy and shit?
>>714694063
Then go to sleep~
>>714693616
Tali! How's it going?
>>714693674
Idk what I'm gonna do though, maybe just tell customers how I'm actually doing?
![Syndra [271].png](https://i.imgur.com/X4sqDom.png "Syndra [271].png")
>>714694150
Come with me
>>714693840
I wouldn't
>>714693843
Something
>>714694303
I think I should, it's really late.
You should have finals coming up soon too, right?
>>714694321
-begins walking out, but trips over your shoe and lands on my face-
>>714694150
I wouldn't call them easy, but I am passing every class.
