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g/fur
>>714575610
Oh god i needed this. Fuck the shitty avatar thread, my dick needs this
>>714576666
tru
I wish we could /votekick avatarfags.
>>714575610
Bump! Bump my butt ;)
any of y'all have a good femboy folder?
>>714576666
Quads wasted
Just cause I started posting doesn't mean everyone else has to stop...
>>714575610
Bump
>>714575610
>125x125
What is this? gfur for ants?
>>714575610
Bump
bump
Bumps
double bump
is the difference between g/fur and s/fur literally a pair of tits
Can you hear me, major Tom?
>>714580145
and a superior feminine penis
>>714580600
am i a fag for thinking
>>714580462
looks like a girl
>>714580753
>Looks like a girl
but is clearly not.
>>714580753
you're only a fag if you're thinking about ravaging that boipucci.
>>714580907
gun to my head i couldnt tell
how do you even tell anon
am i fucking gay
>>714581146
the bulge, dude
>>714581146
No tits.
Balls.
I'm no biologist, but I'm pretty sure that is what identifies a male mammal.
>>714581146
The only way we'll be able to tell is if you post butt.
>>714581395
He could also be one of the other 30 or so official genders recognized by cities like New York.
>>714581379
i thought it was just a thick pussy
>>714581395
it was easier to tell in this pic
>>714581471
i dont think thats a good way
sorry anon
you guys seem nice though
>>714576666
>fuck the avatar thread
And just like that
Gizzy
>>714581586
That's a nice butt.
>>714581614
It's the only way.
>>714577909
this one is so laughable
look at his fucking face
>>714581801
it just looks like a face
>>714581801 He probably saw your dick.
>>714581774
now i feel gay for not being able to tell
so does this mean 100% traps are gay
what's good gizzy
>>714582167
In this bitch to be petty as fuck to the uptight furfags who still get there porn from 4chan.
How bout you FAM?
>>714582461
with each passing day I become more lackadaisical about practical objectives and more attracted to bottles of flavored ethanol so that's going well
>>714582944
9 to 5 and beer
white hair when
>katia not realizing a thread was up
"eventually"
>>714583289
there were no name posters at the time and nobody marked it.
>>714583326
forced hair like forced brushee
>>714583524
>>714581586
Are you the Portuguese person?
What do I do with my life.
>>714583848
absolutely
nothing
>>714583815
weird fetishes/10
>>714583848
idk let me know when you figure it out
I'm just gonna play with guns and dicks
>>714583848
Find something you're good at that other people want/need you to do.
>>714583848
End it?
>>714583962
what is
>>714584002
forced brushie
I remember avery having a folder of that
>>714583992
I wish, but that'd hurt the people around me, and that's just shit.
>>714583964
I haven't figured out anything that I'm good at yet.
>>714583962
Hopefully not both at the same time.
>>714583938
The most realistic answer.
>>714584170
>Hopefully not both at the same time.
I don't see why not
>>714584170
>I haven't figured out anything that I'm good at yet.
Okay, so use your life to find that thing. If you're in good health and don't have a family to take care of it's completely your fault if you don't find that thing.
>guns and dicks
brb looking for my gun image with caption 'but I eject from there!'
don't bother, I know the one
>>714584276
Sounds dangerous with a loaded gun and dicks out.
>>714584363
Good health, brought up well, good situation on my own now in college with a full ride. Just no real ambition.
>>714584756
I didn't say loaded, although that's marginally more exciting than the alternative.
>>714584820
Seems more like calendar / poster material than a real thing to do. I.e. hot grills with AR-15's n shit.
>>714584756
I envy you.
>>714585003
boys only thoug
I was considering getting a fireman calendar for my brother as a Christmas present.
In the end I decided to keep the $15
christ where the fuck my hs at
>>714585226
is he a gay or were you just bantzing
>>714585041
A lot of people deserve it more than me. I can't properly appreciate everything that I have; I just take it all for granted while I make hardly anything of myself. Some people out there desire to be in my situation more than anything.
>>714585104
But Mercy is perfection.
>>714585374
I only like girls in 2d.
>>714585277
The latter.
I was craving some g/fur.
>>714585541
>tfw I can't make fun of people for being fags since I'm an actual fag and it'd be hypocritical
>not best overwatch
>>714585480
That image I just posted in particular solidifies my complete love of Mercy, even if IRL.
I fucked up my GPA. It happened.
>>714585611
>this stops u
why
>>714585647
I must be CONSISTENT
>>714585639
Popped your B cherry?
>>714585705
>lmao wow ur such a faggot
>brb while I suck this guys dick
I dont see the issue
>>714585611
see >>714585647
Tell them your gaydar is going off
>>714585615
Get that shit outta here.
>>714585705
Because of fucking shitty grading systems here, a B+ is 3.33.
Sucks ass.
>>714585824
>>714585770
It just doesn't have the same oomph.
>>714585786
I will consider it.
>>714585824
Nigga I got a B- my first semester. You're already a junior. You'll live.
>>714585374
I can't ever relax, no matter how good I have it.
>>714585824
ill giv u my best mercy album if u add m on steam
>>714585894
that is true.
>>714585858
my brother
>>714585858
I don't like any grills except Mercy.
>>714585894
Well, this isn't how I wanted things to be.
>>714585996
I mean I have nigh constant anxiety and high standards for myself so I somewhat understand.
>>714586031
Okay ^^^
Tracer is the hottest grill. She can go from sucking your dick to pounding it with her puss instantaneously. Plus cute hair, face, and tiddies. No contest.
>>714586161
You know, the head of the honors department at my university said to me it was generally better to get your first b out of the way early because honors students apparently have a habit of breaking down over it otherwise when in the big scheme of things it really doesn't matter at all.
>>714586329
>>714586161
steamcommunity.com/id/nfish/
>>714586329
If you nutt inside Tracer and she recalls, does your nutt go back inside you, or does it just fall to the ground?
>>714586337
I mean, at least I'm not breaking down like I did in high school.
Just feel a bit empty and cold and tired.
>>714586540
>If you nutt inside Tracer and she recalls, does your nutt go back inside you, or does it just fall to the ground?
this is the deepest question I've ever contemplated
and dude that's how I feel at the end of every single semester. I just pour booze down my throat to deal.
>>714586410
Exactly. Have a bepis on me, nigga.
>>714586540
I dunno. I don't play Overwatch. I don't know what the device is supposed to encompass.
>>714586540
>If you nutt inside Tracer and she recalls, does your nutt go back inside you, or does it just fall to the ground?
>>714586625
I don't have any booze, and I don't really feel like I need any right now.
I don't want to eat excessively, and I don't want to play Overwatch.
>>714586854
I'd try spending multiple consecutive hours beating off until your dick hurts too much for you to feel bad about your mistakes.
>>714586725
On a scale of 1 to 10 how much of a boner do you have for that new damn Poke lizard?
>>714586921
My right hand is deadly cold right now. Plus I just denied the urge a couple hours ago, so not feeling it.
He just keeps going on and on and on.
>>714587009
I'm chilling at a comfortable 6
>>714587034
Well, you should do SOMETHING. I'm pretty sure I biffed an exam today so I just downed a bunch of wine and I'm feeling groovy.
>>714587009
Like, a gajillion
>>714587119
I don't want to become that. I don't want to just drink or eat or throw my time away and try to forget.
>>714587034
Who are these characters or the artist? They're adorable
>>714587249
So what are you gonna do, sit here and feel miserable? You're not gonna solve the issue now, there's nothing to be done about it. Just do something to forget it. This is literally the most appropriate time for escapism.
>>714587304
White dog is called Sighs. Artist is Popomodoro on Tumblr, I dunno if anywhere else.
>>714587377
I dunno, I just sat on my bed for a while. I started to go back to the normal things like imgur and thread checking, but it just didn't feel right.
My stomach hurts, so I'll just focus on that, I guess.
>>714587520
good lord kiddo you need to go do something fun.
>>714587208
Yeah that was my estimate.
>>714587662
Plus Salandits are so ridiculously smug and as you can probably tell by my name if you're a namesyncfag I have a think for small lizard type things.
>>714587635
Tell me what's fun, because I have no idea anymore.
>>714587869
Um...wow, I just realized I don't find anything fun other than melee, playing with guns and drinking.
Shit.
>>714587957
And I've had no recent aspirations but to sit down in front of my computer and eat shitty food.
I'm not depressed or suicidal, I just feel weird and unwelcome in the place where I am right now.
Kys
>>714587823
You would not be a true Strayacunt if you did not have an affinity for reptiles.
Hey where's my buddy Sebastian? Get in here dude
I love how /b/ has a constant g/fur thread going. its even better when I'm 3 days deep into chastity
>>714588226
I don't remember what aspirations are. I just want to be not broke so I can fund my degenerate, selfish lifestyle.
>>714588320
There is a reptile haven about an hours drive from here. Basically a reptile-specific zoo. Very cool shit. I took Samjam there like 2 years ago for her birthday
>>714588486
bird sanctuary > reptile zoo
soon even melee and guns will fade away
>>714588391
I don't even much know what I'd use money for except, well, living.
I guess something will come up every now and then.
>>714588570
I find this unbelievably unlikely.
>>714588587
Well, you know, you need to eat.
Anyway this thread blows and I'm dizzy so I'm going to eat.
>>714588486
That sounds amazing. Apart from it being in Australia and therefore sweltering 24/7. I had a huge obsession with lizards as a child. Had 4 geckos. Miss the little bastards. RIP Cleo, you were best lizard.
>not having elf waifus yet
>>714588662
Hopefully less than I do now.
Have fun.
going to bed
I am going to bed, not to eat
I already ate
FUCK
>>714588807
u shuld probably eat, your subconscious wants it.
>>714588367
show me ur locked dick bby
playing the same video game to his death, long after the others fled
>>714588943
melee keeps getting bigger u retard cuckboy fag
fuck I'm out
>>714588550
The local zoo actually has a pretty badass bird area.
>>714588750
Might get a chameleon or something when I am fit for work and got a bit more money
fortunately i have the word "cuck" filtered
>>714588866
Go back to your threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
now scream it in spanish
>>714589147
Just don't get a leopard gecko. They are adorable and will only break your heart.
>>714589147
we have like every bird
>>714589292
other side of the wall for you
UN FORASTERO.
>>714589299
Probably a chameleon or bearded dragon. I do not want my heart broken
>>714589455
What about the dodo?
Check mate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Sqe3Z0y8kQ
>>714589474
está usted bienvenido a tratar que empujeme fuera
>>714589516
Almost got a bearded dragon to live with my geckos. They only live marginally longer. They may or may not break your heart.
>>714589528
what delightful brownsound
but wait, los americanos de sur are mostly white, right?
>>714589516
we have americanbird, check mate
>>714589720
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEXIES GET OUT
>>714589973
a child throwing a tantrum
>>714589938
Positively.
>>714590066
mexies need to leave me alone with my waifu and stop taking my jobs
>>714590073
good, we will need more whites in america, such as yourself
>>714589946
Yeah but you don't have the dodo
>>714589875
I like those odds
>>714590212
I didn't give any. But you work in a casino so I'll trust your judgement.
stolen kihu patreon art because fuck the weasel necked lib
>>714590165
interbreeding with the japanese is expressedly prohibited, as is any out-of-race breeding at all.
the only people taking your job(s) are the people that a) work harder and deserve it more based on merit. but you might simply have an intense desire to mow lawns or stay in fast food service, which is all i ever see poverty level mexican-americans doing anyway.
>>714590431
Unsteal pls.
>>714590512
trump needs to kill all minorities
Where's the best place to look for an updated hardblush rip?
>katia hates the mexicans
>katia works at a taco place
>katia dates a man of south american descent
it's beautiful
he doesn't actually have his own opinions, you know
>>714590630
In the garbage where hardblush belongs
i guess none of us do
>>714588866
kik?
>>714590680
the first one isnt even true.
>>714591040
fine
>katia loves the mexicans
>>714591125
I dont mind them.
If you're worried about illegal immigrants taking your jobs then you should be more worried about your own stupidity and/or lack of skill. Think about it. Some random guy with a piss-poor education, no credible experience, and possibly unable to speak English is equally qualified to do your job.
>>714583825
Nope
>>714590970
I don't use that
>>714591217
Well that is kind of a poor argument. The worry there comes from immigrants being willing to work for a lower wage. Many businesses would hire a lobotomised chimpanzee if it would save them an extra 5 bucks an hour.
>>714591165
At least they aren't canadians
>>714591518
canada has never sent us their best
they send justin beiber
>>714591583
are you not a belieber?
>>714591824
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>implying I could be
cause baby when,
u smile, i smile,
oooh
cause baby when
u smile, i smiiile
>>714591518
If you can't argue that you are worth more than a lobotomised chimp then you have no place.
I'm lazy
>>714592356
>>714591956
Depends on who you work for.
Casino where I work you're just a number, not a name. You want a promotion? You have zero way of getting it until they open up applications, and then you're filtered by people who have never met you.
Some of the best dealers I have seen in the 8 years I have worked there have been passed over time and time again, while people who have to count on their fingers to get to 21 get promoted on their first try.
You can't ask them, you can't convince them - you can't even talk to them. The people best suited to choose who deserves a promotion (the Pit Bosses and Gaming Shift Managers) don't even get a say until the very last part, after 80% of the applicants have been removed.
Can't argue if no one is listening
>>714592494
> low skill/ low qualification jobs have low standards
You don't say.
its really weird cause irl im straight but if furry porn was real i would bend over and spread my cheeks for there sexy cocks
