Waifu claiming thread
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>When your parents had Schizophrenia chances are 33,4% high that you also get it
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
goodnight
カラミチーマス
Sameji claim'd
Claiming Tomoko
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
>>714486852
Ima call him Fuzzybrow from now on.
>>714487022
Nah I don't need a girlfriend atm because I'm not thirsty. And even if I had one she wouldn't be ugly likes yours.
>>714487400
Same here, my last gf was into witchcraft and would slit goats' throats open and drain the blood in front of me.
>>714487705
Sleep tight.
Time to visit the salt mines.
>>714487728
Christmas music/10
>>714487768
I go with eyebrow-kun
Claim
>>714487887
That one sounds cuter, I think I'll use that too.
>>714487962
Where are you going?
>>714487728
>>714487838
We /christmas/ now?
>>714487887
Those eyebrows of his belong on a daruma.
I'm gonna hop on the sleep train too.
Goodnight
>>714487792
>>714486454
and everyone!
Rumia claimed
>>714488095
Why the hell not?
>>714487672
Making some extra money isn't half bad, but then again, working any sort of retail generally sucks this time of year too. It's bad enough that you see the worst in people come out when you're standing there as just another customer, let alone being the employee on the receiving end. Hope that stats exam goes well, life on the bubble isn't fun when a final is also coming.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_-cUdmdWgU
>>714488095
Yes
>>714488150
Good night!
>>714486948
>Anti-climatic
Yep. Exactly how I feel. It wasn't even close.
They're giving us a month off until classes resume the second week of January. I'm gonna order a thousand dollars worth of computer upgrades, and maybe finally relax for the first time in 3 months.
>>714487273
Thanks, yeah it looks like its through. Want to talk about anything in particular? We've got a month
>>714487962
bye
Which Keion would you hug? Mine would be Yui of course alongside some cuddles
>>714487962
Bye bb
>>714487792
I have done a lot of the same, trying to get as much work in also, so that maybe I can get a nice sum of present money for Christmas. I hardly have the time to come on here throughout the day anymore.
>>714488150
Night
Welp, might as well leave this here
https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY
>>714486501
And you'll lay back and chill time
>>714486570
Because i done goofed
>>714486710
Oh. Yay!
>>714486779
Sure. Gimme adress
>>714487074
7/10
>>714487838
>all i want for christmas
I'm naughty, not so nice
Someone who wants you dead.
Know when you're sleeping and I know when you wake.
Got a sock full of bolts and I'm hiding under your bed.
Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my shotgun trained on the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
White big gloves, satin suit looking down on me from your sleigh
All I wanted was my blue eyed babe but with his sack and his grin he winked and they rolled away
Got your cookies, got your milk
Got my pit bull chained to the chimney
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
Yeah!
Got a list, I checked it once.
No need to check it twice.
All I know is tonight I'm gonna pound ya
Take my woman and you're gonna pay the price.
Got the ghost of Christmas present
You're the ghost of Christmas past
Stole my woman and all I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
All I want for Christmas is to kick your ass!
>>714488454
Ui. But really, any of them would be fine. I just don't want to be lonely, even if it'd be for that short amount of time during that hug.
>>714488193
>>714488566
I feel you, anon. You aren't entirely lonely as long as you are here.
*hug*
>tfw i dont have any christmas ryuko saved
>>714488777
>tfw no christmas sameji exists
>>714488777
You have only yourself to blame for that.
>>714488777
>>714488874
Don't worry, Kurumi knows a solution, and it's image tangential
>>714487728
Ravishing as always Tomoko
>>714488777
https://lmgtfy.com/?q=christmas+ryuko
>>714488771
It's not the same and I don't like roleplay stuff like that.
>>714489043
waht
>>714488206
'Night
>>714488380
Damn man, but it's also well deserved too. You'll probably spend that first week alone mentally recovering from that sprint at the end. It's also a lot of time to think and reflect too. If you find yourself wanting to talk about things feel free.
>>714488454
Mio- same VA/singing voice as the waifu. Plus the bass. Yui's a close second though.
>>714488580
Aw yeah.
>>714487768
consider her officially stolen
>>714488454
Same, idk how much I'll be around in the coming weeks.
>>714488484
Oh, rip you.
claimed
>>714489172
What what?
>>714489232
Why would you steal her of all waifus?
Mine.
>>714489448
in the butt?
>>714489548
If you insist
Claimed.
Mine
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>714489630
I won't deny
Koumefag dropping in for a bit.
Probably gonna go to bed soon, but really bored right now.
>>714487958
Our waifu's would probably be good friends.
>>714488095
Tfw no /christmas/ pics.
>>714488542
This nigga.
>>714489050
thanks
>>714489194
Of course. I might go to bed now. But I'll be on tomorrow night, a bit earlier perhaps. You should definitely let me know whats on your mind, since I've been too nervous to be anything but self-obsessed for the last 3 months. Deal?
>>714489448
>>714490099
Hah, deal- it'll make for an interesting discussion. Take it easy.
>>714489814
You shouldn't have any difficulty finding Koume in Christmas gear
>>714488454
That's a tough one but I would like to hug Ritsu
>>714488484
^^;
>>714489232
WHAT!?
>>714489448
Have you not seen the anime?
>>714489793
Wait, What, are you fuckin' gay?
>>714490919
a hole is a hole amiright?
>>714490632
Yeah, I know, but I've been busy with work and by the time I get home I don't wanna sort through a shitload of gelbooru and tumblr (yes, I use tumblr for weebshit like this.) search results to find ones I like.
Right now, I just wanna listen to Pendulum and shitpost on here a bit until I fall asleep on my laptop.
>>714489311
:(
>>714488874
Pm me a pic
>>714490882
Oh my
>>714491144
That's adorable
>smug
>>714491124
No
QOTT: cake or pie?
Pie
>>714491404
Cake
>>714491361
welp, it is to me
>>714491404
neither
>>714491404
Neither.
Both make me vomit.
>>714491246
So smug..
>>714491404
Cake with milk
>>714491481
yooooo, best girl
>>714491584
you know it bb
>>714491404
Trick question, the answer is Type 2
>>714491481
I don't roll like that
Or at the very least there's a no entry policy
>>714491404
Pie.
>>714491404
Cake (if you know what i mean)
>I'm sorry
Also hello smugs
>>714491320
No, you are.
>>714491404
Depends on the type of cake/pie, really.
>>714491404
Pie! Gooseberry is my favorite! With a scoop of vanilla iced cream
>>714491404
Cake!
>>714491404
Depends. Savoury or sweet?
>>714491404
Apple or Blackberry Pie.
>>714489311
Next week I hardly expect to be on at all. Between tests and work. But I'll be back.
>>714489738
Sup Beaute, how's your day been?
>>714490882
>>714489194
Both good decisions (then again the only bad decision is refusing to hug a keion)
>>714491676
if it fits, i sticks
>>714491404
Cake
>>714487623
Claimed
>>714492008
too cute yui is too cute
Going to sleep, Your waifus are shit etc.
>>714492020
Does that include a McChicken?
>>714491561
How was that smug? It looks more cute
>>714491726
Heya
>>714491886
But
>>714492131
Hello fellow Rumia anon
>>714488157
>>714492131
Cyan, from "Show By Rock!!"
Demure, shy, gothic loli catgirl. The most moe for the money!
>>714492296
sure, why not
>sleep well
>>714492008
Well hello there yui, you qtpi
My day has been well, just working for the weekend
>cause everybody's working for the weekend
Just one more day of work
How's yours been?
>>714492357
How have you been lately?
>>714491985
Savoury
>smug
>>714492296
Night
>smug
Nvidia display driver, for fucks sake, please stop crashing randomly.
>>714492296
Peace nerd.
>>714492357
No buts, you butt.
>>714492609
Pie. So many flavours of meat pie around.
Claiming best spider
Synthpop is the only good kind of music tbh
>>714491971
Rikka!
>>714492357
this is smug fag.
>>714492357
We need to go smugger.
>>714492571
Ah!, what do you do for work?
It's had it's ups and downs but I am in a pretty fuckin good mood right now.
>you are still cute
>>714492201
But how cute is truly too cute?
>>714492949
Subjectively true, I like some new wave too.
>>714492359
Ah goddamnit, didn't see that even after scanning. Well, I do have another one. Don't worry.
>>714492296
Sleep well friend
>>714493260
I work at a grocery store, same job I've had since i was 16.
And what's got you in such a good mood?
>implying you're still not cuter
>>714493609
hug me yuno... please
>>714493150
>>714493259
>
>>714492571
Took a 100 question test today. Feels good tbh
>>714491404
Pie.
>>714493686
I work at a Banquet Hall, same job since I was 15.
Yui for the most part, I have been rewatching season 2 of K-On, and I can't help but just be in a good mood. Plus you all seem talkative tonight and I really haven't been here much for the last two days.
>>714493686
Also for your information.
I will not say that Juvia is cuter than Yui, but I will say that she is pretty gorgeous.
>yuiposter.
>>714492949
>restricting yourself to one genre
Expand your musical horizons
It's good for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMSbmYv0ntY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weWTuvdL-LQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGA2IgOrlXk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXWAoq1Es1o
>>714493943
Did you pass it?
At least I have a pass into the third reich
here
>>714493943
How well did you think you did?
>>714494268
Do you like where you work?
Also how old are you?
What is K-On about exactly? If it's dubbed i might give it a watch.
>>714494416
That's better. Yui is cuter, but i find Juvia more attractive, probably cause i prefer my waifu's with bigger breast
Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
Now there's a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky.
Shine on you crazy diamond.
You were caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom, blown on the steel breeze.
Come on you target for faraway laughter, come on you stranger, you legend, you martyr, and shine!
RIP thread
I'm going to bed
Peace nerds
>>714494761
>work
It's nice, I have a decent relationship with my boss and most of the coworkers, my best friend works there also, I rarely see
him outside of work.
>how old
I am 19.
>K-On
And for the average watcher of shounen and non-SoL anime, it is usually deemed as boring. The whole premise is just 4 (then 5) highschool girls form a band, they play a little music, Yui learns how to play guitar, and they eat cake and do cute things. The magic of the show comes heavily from investing yourself in it. It is dubbed and subbed though I honestly cannot stand majority of the dubbed voice actors, including Yui's, though I find it that way for most animu.
>i prefer my waifu's with bigger breasts
I am personally more of an ass man myself, but middle-sized tiddies are nice. Juvia is pretty attractive, but Yui is the diamond of my eye.
>>714496379
Night
Fucking filesize limits.
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714496379
Good night
>>714496550
>wishing i had a consistent manager
I see, just thought I'd ask
I may give it a watch
I just like dubbed cause I'm way to lazy and slow to read subbed. I don't mind most dubbed over stuff as long as it's not earrape i can live with it
Obviously we view our waifu's as the best, they're our waifu's for a reason
I just think Juvia more attractive than cute as far as looks go, her personality however is super adorable.
Yui is extremely cute though, probably one of the cutest in the thread as far as looks go.
>>714494689
hello stinky. RIP season 2 Haha
>>714495990
I don't remember anything like that
>>714497722
hello anon. thats fine i can still read it
sure
Why do you guys take that eyebrow anon so seriously?
>>714497417
I assume you don't have a boss that stays for very long, eh? My boss is pretty permanent as he only ones the one banquet center and he is showing no want to retire anytime soon. Our floor managers though do change, and not too long ago the one that had been my manager since I started working left. She made everyone that stayed late that day drinks and talked about bullshit. I believe that was one of the nights I came back here a little buzzed.
And yeah.
You make me blush. Juvia is cute too though, just from the perspective of someone who hasn't watched fairy tail yet.
>>714493943
SMUGGER!
Late night laziness much?
Very lazy
>>714499875
thats fine it is night
>>714498870
No, not really. From the time I've been there there has been about 4 or 5 different managers in the 2 years I've been there (I'm 18 now). The one there now is pretty new but i guess he likes me cause he allowed me to keep my weekends off.
I mean Juvia's looks are kinda cute, like i said more beautiful than cute in my book. Her cuteness really comes from her personality, that's what i really love about her.
Yui is really cute though, i feel she has an even cuter personality
>>714500534
post lewds Juvia.
>>714500301
I'm aware, but the thread keeps on dipping down to the lower pages. Someone's gotta bump the thread, you know?
>>714500633
>dubs
Most times I'd say no but anything to speed up this thread
>
>>714501201
Do we? most are in discord anyways right
>>714501567
<5 Thank you
Should I help her? or keep going my way?
>>714501872
i vote help
>>714501824
Anytime anon <7
>>714501872
Keep going
>>714501677
Discord is one of the few things that has ruined /waifu/ imo. Almost everyone in there has just holed themselves up with little-to-no intention of coming back out. Something clicked some time ago and I chose to leave it for good.
>Drama this, drama that.
It's because of Discord, I tell you.
>>714501872
Help her.
Alright it's time for me to take Juvia to bed and sleep.
Nighty night /waifu/
>>714502762
its their choice let them do what they will
>>714502884
night
>>714501872
Sauce? What game is this?
>>714502762
Ayyy Laura! Long time no see!
>Gard
Good morning animus
My old friends stopped posting so i've been finding myself coming back here
>>714503558
hi
>>714502762
Drama happens anyway thanks to Steam. Its just contained.
>>714503064
Of course. But at least I can't be held partially responsible once /waifu/ eventually dies.
>>714504523
There's that too, but I don't play any PC games that often, so I wouldn't know what the hell you mean.
>>714503249
>Replying to a comment that was dissing Discord, and in a way, you.
You better watch what you're doing.
>>714503558
Hello
>>714504733
who cares? only way I see it dying is if everyone loses interest in posting. doubt that will happen. either that or mods crack down
loli porn keeps me going I swear
>>714504240
>>714505259
Hey
That drama you were talking about yesterday was pretty interesting
>>714505599
drama?
>>714505813
Someone got sad and left.
>>714505855
what's wrong? :o
>>714506125
I'm awake
>>714506086
more after sachi or is that still going on
>>714506527
I think it was sachi
>>714506221
Are you tired? Get some rest, love :(
>>714506527
slachi :o (I miss him)
>>714506661
Cute fam
>>714506661
it happens every month or 2 no big deal
>>714505459
The fact that Telegram, Steam, Skype, Discord, etc. /waifu/ groups exist is enough proof in my book for people to have lost interest in posting here.
>>714506738
Not going to lie to you of all people, but Klonata and Slachi are the worst nicknames I've ever heard of.
>And you should feel a bit ashamed for it.
>But not a whole lot.
>>714506810
Oh. Thought it was a huge deal
>>714506773
Nekos are my thing
>>714507463
As well they should be. Neko loli girls are literally the best
>>714507379
im in a skype group but still post almost daily. Just how it goes i guess
>>714507463
to some sure but if people want to leave let them
>>714507709
Then yeah, I guess it does depend.
>>714507782
I posted daily when I was in groups too
>>714507379
My nickname in high school was Bear :o
And I like Slachi tbh
