Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>714376308
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Rule that no one will notice
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rei
still here
Sonokawa Momoka is now officially claimed ^^
>>714382988
Just deny everything when your brother squeals on you lol.
Did giving all that money to the pastor help in the end? I know I'm asking a lot of questions... I'm just interested...
Still here unfortunately
I have grown quite tired so it's off to bed with me and my waifu
Goodnight /waifu/
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>714382836
You can't stop two people who are ment to be together
>>714383507
Catch up on some anime, that's about it.
>>714384642
Sleep.
>>714383587
Late night vidya.
Here
>>714384472
You should look at trying Janna or Leona. Both of them are really strong right now
>>714384618
Lol, he has proof I think. He's gone on my computer and I assume has saved at least something.
No, lol. Giving money to scamming pastors doesn't usually help anyone except them.
Questions are fine, I actually appreciate it.
Wakfu claiming thread.
All unoriginal waifu fags get out.
>>714384782
Catholics are evil, I would have set that church on fire. So have you experienced humans and dog vagina? Which one is better? I heard horse vagina is to die for.
>>714384698
Good night
>>714384725
Wish I could
>>714384767
I'll look into them. I've been playing mid every now and then with Zillean but some of the other mid Champs make me want to Slut my wrists
>>714384698
Sweet dreams
>beastiality
>I originally thought this was a joke or a meme
>I was lied to.
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>>714385161
Never pursued women. I've only done dogs. They feel absolutely amazing when they're wet enough, especially after that vaginal treatment with honey I told you about earlier.
I wouldn't mind trying a horse, but it seems expensive to care for one. Can't possible be more than 4 dogs.
>>714384968
How are you? Has much change since last time we spoke?
Just gained a massive boutny from yesterday's dumpster dive. Going again tonight. Expecting another $500 in value.
>>714385416
Do you finish inside your dogs? Were you ever too rough in them? Did they ever bite you?
>>714385379
wait wut
>>714385416
fine and no nothing
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>>714385668
Yeah, there's no reason not to. Not like they can get pregnant, and like I said, the vaginal treatment prevents any infection from going between them.
Never too rough on them, but they do like hard pounding, especially my golden. My poodle prefers softer sex. It really depends on who is getting the dick.
They don't bite except when play or lovebiting but that has nothing to do with sex.
>>714385804
You might need more hobbies.
>>714384483
Is this ok? He's cute in my eyes. I'll gladly claim Haru. I hope everyone is having a wonderful night.~
>>714385708
I heard about Dogfucker guy but I didn't think it was real.
Elle lied to me, said it was just a meme. I bet he didn't think I'd come back to thread.
>>714385921
you're so lewd, i don't know what to say
>>714386068
Lol, lewdness can be pretty fun.
>>714386035
I thought we had met before?
>>714384661
Sorry I suddenly disappeared mid conversation. I got out to my car and had a flat tire and just got home
>>714386175
Maybe, I don't remember too well, I haven't been here in a while but if we have then I'm sorry I forgot. But respect though, you're living your dream.
>>714386175
i'm going to go sit in the corner and think about what we talked about for a while, bye.
>>714385379
There's a lot of people living in the world today. I'd be surprised if beastiality didn't appeal to at least some of them.
And given that I'm Welsh, you could make a similar assumption about me and sheep.
>>714386035
no dog fucker talked about it with someone like in july or august, and apparently hes here today, elle is kinda dumb. so he thinks everything is a meme
>>714385804
it is you, tomoko loco
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>>714386326
Lol okay, I hope you feel better about it. Hopefully it wasn't too traumatizing.
>>714386292
Thanks man. It took a long time to get where I am.
>>714386355
We've all heard about the Irish and their love of sheep.
Bestiality is rather common. It might be accepted within 10 years, I hope.
>>714386420
I come on and off to these threads.
>>714386355
Right, personally speaking it doesn't appease me but as long as the animal isn't hurt and is into it I don't think its that bad.
>>714386420
>Elle is kinda dumb
Hate to admit it but yeah, he's a good kid though.
>july or august
Oh yeah I remember that, I think I was there, so thats why it seemed familiar.
>>714386519
i do to, but i haven't seen you on since like september if my brain isn't being retarded
>>714386566
good kid bad brain and intentions
i have not seen you in thread for quite some time, you got on yesterday? i saw you were in the discord so i assume you were on sometime yesterday
>>714386229
Well I'm glad you're back, how are you?
Yee!
>>714385921
i get that a lot too
>>714386420
just because things rhyme doesnt mean say it
>>714386519
That's wishful thinking on your part.
>>714386566
Rape is not uncommon in the animal world to begin with, so your mileage may vary.
>>714386812
I did come on for a little bit, Elle saw me and said "GIMME UR DISCORD FAG." and I was like "Okay jeez" and I had to make a new one and he invited me to the Cirno one, then somebody spotted me so they got me in the Ruby one. I forgot to go back to posting after I got into the Discords.
>>714387080
IIRC, ducks practice rape rather commonly. I witnessed it once.
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>>714386812
I don't think I've been away that long.
>>714387080
You're probably right. But apparently oral bestiality is legal in Canada now.
>>714386937
I'm okay. I bombed my analysis final yesterday so I've been a little depressed about that. Car is falling apart so that sucks too. How about you? Did you ever get that game? Ico?
>>714386980
why not
>>714387236
>making another discord
>not atleast redirecting to real discord afterwards
don't be a fag
>folding into peer pressure only coming from elle
he does give off a potential killer vibe
so did you join discord group yesterday?
>>714387421
then its probably
>timezones
and
>me being on not often anymore
that maybe the reason thag i don't see you here
>>714388058
because it makes me cringe
>>714387855
>>714386937
No wait, shadow of colossus
>>714388223
fine then be that way
ima leave thread see ya my African american young men
>>714388058
I joined like, two days ago. I didn't do a lot of talking yesterday since I was busy and also the roads were shitty and I worked a bit of overtime. Elle cuted at me so I couldn't say no. The maid outfit is too powerful.
>>714387855
>>714388359
I was about to correct you, yes it came, I haven't beaten it yet though.
>>714388493
>>714387855
This reminds me that The Last Guardian finally got its release, recently.
>>714388791
>recently
it was just today/yesterday on the 6th
So who else here has actually had sex before? I'm curious. It's not a big deal.
>>714388223
what makes me cringe are meta seasonal waifus.
Hello waifus
>>714388948
Ive actually had a lot of sex tbh.
~tali
>>714388937
I didn't know it was this recently, I thought it was last week. Either way I can't play it.
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>>714389124
Interesting. With how many dogs?
>>714389342
All human my man and 1 alien of course
>>714389342
Pic of you fucking a dog or gtfo
>>714389386
You disgusting pervert.
How ashamed you must be
>>714389485
Not at all really.
In fact I may be about to have sex with yet another woman tommorow. Given the date goes well.
Everyone here is stupid
>>714388493
Have you been enjoying it? I had a PS2 (well, still do) growing up but never got to play either of those titles.
My dad is sick
What are some father and son activities we can do before it's too late?
>>714389749
Does he like to fish? Or is he the outdoors type in general?
>>714389749
Let him rape you
>>714389749
>play a game of catch inside house
>break something playing said game
>cover for each other to graves
>>714389848
If he lets him can it still be rape?
>>714389470
Kind of hard to get a camera in between 4 wet n messy penis-clamping schlicking dog vaginas.
There's simply no room.
>>714389749
If he's sick try playing video games.
>>714389930
I call bull shit and just get one
>>714389999
Waste
>>714389824
He cuts palm trees for a living but I know he likes eating fish and going to movies
>>714389848
I'm being serious please don't joke
Other autists will now that I say this but you're my friend so I have some respect for you
>>714389894
We don't live together :o
>>714390040
How sick is he? Can he still go outside and junk?
I love my Snekfu
I hope everyone else is having a wonderful day
>>714389734
Yeah, I'm on the fifth colossi, this is my first time playing it as well.
>>714389749
ask him what he enjoys and do that. most dads like to go to a sports game.
>>714390141
yeah but his liver is all fucked up, he got surgery for it a few years back, he has hepatitis c and I think I do (kinda weird story) so I'll most likely have these problems too when I get older
>>714389930
He's too old for tech
>>714390194
Thats no snek...
>>714390337
Take him to a sportsball game or somwthing
>>714390325
Actually last year he wanted to see a football game cuz it was in Arizona
Maybe that I just need to research football games >>714390461
:o
>>714390518
Where do you live anon?
Kat claimed
>>714390518
Gimme your kik or telegram and ill make your christmas special for you and your dad.
-tali
>>714390307
I can't recall if you said, but are you playing the PS2 or remastered version on PS3? What all systems do you have while we're on the topic?
>>714390461
I'm sorry it's not snek enough for you, but she is a snek
>>714390617
Arizona
>>714390694
no can do it's my duty and I have a job so it's fine :o
I want to make kittens with rin
>>714390694
but I appreciate the help :o
>>714390337
That sucks, play catch or something.
What kind of age groups are we talking about here?
>>714390005
Why would I take a pick of my dog's pussy and put it on the internet?
>>714390792
you are a like a little baby
>>714390717
The PS2 version, I have a PS2, PS3, SNES, XBOX, and a Wii if you count the entire household.
>>714390959
He's like 50 I think
Not sure the exact
>>714391124
Also a DS and 3DS if you count portables.
So the day I go out to meet up with friends is the day they all cancel. Well fuck.
>>714384483
>>714391459
we r ur friends dude.
>>714391526
Who are you
Taiga claimed
Who else /rainynights/ here
>>714391610
your friend
>>714391853
It's not raining but good to see you anyways cutie :o
>>714391610
So, a single bottle of mead can throw off my balance slightly.
>>714391933
thanks mah dude
>>714391492
never finished that anime she seemed ok
>>714391853
tsundere midget. she is gross too. Bad choice.
>>714392185
Claim a waifu so I can talk shit about her, pussy.
>>714391124
Very nice. I assume you grew up with all of those. I've never understood why dome people sell their old games when a new system comes out. I mean, if you enjoyed them at one point in time, why wouldn't you later?
>>714391853
Feisty cutie.
>>714392210
alrdy did fagget. >>714384863
>>714391974
Git gud scrub.
>>714391863
I have many friends. And some of the friends have legit reasons. Period pain, car accident recovery.
>>714391853
I love rainy nights. But Taiga a token tsun who has a height issue and covers by being a shit.
>>714384863
>red eyes
>albino shit
Trash
>>714392489
You gotta go through the tsun before you get to the dere fam
Same could be said for life itself
>>714392544
What's wrong with red eyes?
>>714384483
Claiming 8 bit pink haired waifu
>>714392773
>Trash
>>714392544
>claims putin
>makes fun of my trapfu
good one
>>714392573
I know. But Taigas tsun a shit. Need to go deep in the tsun.
>>714392966
She gets MCd easy.
>>714392966
>>714393142
dammit anon, I JUST FUCKING FINISHED FAPPING
fuck
>>714393057
>implying you wouldnt a putin
pleb weeb
>>714393063
You aint ever seen a cryin taiga
>>714393063
>>714392573
Taiga is pure trash.
>>714392300
Sometimes they can't afford buying a new console so they sell their old consoles/libraries to help pay for it.
I have to go to sleep now, goodnight.
>>714393184
Get it out. Feels better the second time.
>>714393231
You aint ever seen a crying Rory.
>>714393239
Not as bad as turbo shit Tuka
>>714393142
ZKO is a fucking legend
Ugh stupid dick won't fucking heal fast enough. I want to go skinny dipping into my bitches again.
>>714392087
Would urge you to finish it, the final three episodes brings everything together and gives meaning to the whole charade
>>714393636
Hey Dogfucker
>>714393313
Rest well
>>714393760
Hello how are you doing?
I've been in the thread for awhile now.
>>714393725
maybe i look into it
>>714393836
>I've been in the thread for awhile now.
I dont normally pay attention to furryposting but then I remembered that I was in a waifu thread
>>714393445
>>714393231
>>714390873
So no free christmas tickets?
>>714393993
My kokoro goes doki doki
>>714393956
Maybe ill look inro your anus after i fuck it
>>714393993
>closest I have to crying Rory
>>714394356
im not the person u were talking to just saw the opportunity and i took it.
>>714394124
not into that
>>714394679
>that just makes it better
why do we do this on 4chan? why not like all join a discord? that way we can chat and speak!
>>714394757
oeople are stubborn.
>>714394757
Provide discord link
>>714394734
also illegal
>>714395309
Ill be professional
Going out for another night of dumpster diving.
Wish me luck.
>By 2100 Africa's population could be three billion to 6.1 billion, up sharply from 1.2 billion today, if birth rates remain stubbornly high
Why are we still feeding and providing medical care to Africa? Do you think when the population reaches these heights, that our countries will just let them in unchecked? What will that mean for us?
>>714395371
i dont care i dont want it
>>714395539
I was speaking in terms of getting caught.
>>714395252
why me? i dont want to get doxxed.
>>714395639
you would be wasting your time im not even that good
>>714395708
>why dont we go to the discord
>wont provide link
Kys
>>714395866
What if i made sweet passionate love and filled the void?
>>714396011
Neutron bombs. We need that sweet sweet oil for my muscle car.
>>714395882
why dont u do it pussy?
>>714395426
>>714396011
>>714396061
This is the only way.
>>714396138
>because i dont have it genius
>>714396184
I forgot the pic. I am retarded.
>>714395924
i dont think that will fix anything
>>714396196
What are you....
chicken?
>>714396196
u dont have discord? are you dumb? u can use it on browser.
>>714396332
No...im just not in the waifu discord yet
>>714396399
I have it on my phone but how do i joim the group?
>>714396250
What if i take you out and make you feel special first?
>>714396250
>>714396492
can u fags stop ERPing please?
>>714396537
>no
>>714396537
I don't think Tomoko is in to it. It seems like the other fag is forcing himself onto her
>>714396644
>>>>>>>her
>>714396492
no i dont like going to many place
>>714396537
merely chatting as nothing is going on in thread.
>>714396714
Well what if we stay in instead?
>>714396714
>>714396644
>>714396710
"he" IS in to it. replying every time. feeding him yous
>>714396804
Tbf we are both just bs-ing while the rest of the thread is dead
>>714396780
ehh would rather by alone at 1am
>>714396804
im a guy yes. well again nothing is going on last post with a picture besides mine was 12 minutes ago.
>>714396958
I didnt say right now specifically.
>>714395924
>>714396492
Back off, she's mine.
>>714397047
>literally who
>>714396988
well only thing i can think of what i want do is watch the new star wars whenever that comes out
>>714397047
hello shall we play chess tonight?
>>714397242
So what if i take you to see it for free?
>>714397318
i had plans to go with this guy because he will be back in town from school
I have a question for you guys, since I can't decide it myself.
I have around 30-35 bucks for either a headset or just a standalone mic.
Should I get the headset with mic or the mic alone?
Both are pretty much the same price.
My Afterglow headset recently died, though I can still use it via 3.5mm jack, but just not the mic in it.
So I don't really wanna get a new mic, since a cheap mic doesn't sound too good and all.
I could get a new mic and I guess just have it lay infront of me, in order to use its mic. Right? Then again, do wired headsets need both jacks (mic and sound) for the mic to get power and work?). Help pls.
Anyone seen Sherlock? The UK version obv.
>>714397095
Bacon waifu.
>>714397242
Hi. That sounds like a plan.
>>714397678
Where are you even from? If this was real would it be logistically possible?
>>714397699
i like the headset with mic but thats because people make noise in my home.
>>714397728
alright pawn to A4
>>714397905
im from cali
tomo
>>714397971
Well shit on a biscuit. Me too
>>714397728
imo bacon waifu was too easy to get. you know? her path is braindead. not a challenge.
>>714398020
i live near Mammoth if you know where that is
>>714397949
Hm, :s
Well, I'm still switching from one option to the other atm. Can't really decide it myself, but I think I'll actually go with a headset/mic combo.
>>714397949
Pawn to G5.
>>714398028
None of them were really a challenge though. As long as you weren't an asshole it was easy to get the good ends. Except rin's, hers was a bit tricky.
>>714398222
Well fuck my wife and her family just went on a trip to mammoth...i got a tshirt around here some where. You're about 6 hours away from where i live.
>>714398323
>>714398222
Also checked
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>>714398222
You still here?
Kind of a weak ass haul tonight. Fucking rain interrupted me halfway through. And I didn't need 50 million tons of red onions which was basically all that was there.
Came home with less than $50 worth of breakfast bars and canned food. Most of the meat and bread were ruined by the damn rain.
God I hate the fucking rain.
>>714398372
You win some, you lose some.
I can't sleep and keep coming back to this thread lurking, what the fuck
>>714398262
alright cool
>>714398308
Pawn to D4
>>714398323
Yeah? cool
>>714398372
as usual
>>714398505
Same here.
>>714398753
Too bored. I really should get to sleep though, work is gonna kill me tomorrow if I don't.
>>714398308
everyone goes for rin because she was best girl tho...
dubs and you're all faggots
hAH
>waifu claiming thread
>is actually a circlejerk thread
AND ONE OF THEM NIGGAS PROLLY GOT HUNDREDS OF PICTURES OF THAT ONE DISNEY DOG WITH DICKS FOR KNEES SAVED ON HIS COMPUTER
>>714398744
Lewd headpats. Knight to C6.
>>714398954
That's a strange way to spell Hanako.
>>714398744
>Lewd
We should meet up and chill someday tho
>>714399147
Knight to B3 glad you like it
>>714399147
no like all memes aside. there is 0 reason to go for bacon you know? like she doesnt talk to you, you dont know her personality. its like a bait. Rin has the most depth and character.
you'll niggas don't know how chess works
>>714399209
ehh i dont know you do want to rape me so
>>714399369
sure dont but if we both dont then its fair
>>714399483
Nah i was just bored. I actually hate rape. Its a turm off if my partner isnt turned on/doesnt want it.
>>714399227
Of course. Knight to D4, i take your pawn.
>>714399269
Yeah she does, maybe not as much at first but once you get into her route it picks up. I'l give you that, her route was the deepest.
>>714399369
You don't need to know how to play to have fun.
Good morning waifu
>>714399369
>you will niggas do not know how chess works.
You dont know how english works either.
>>714399740
then it isnt rape
>>714399742
this is hard to keep track of while playing a game im sorry I concede. because i cant think we sometime we must have an actual bored in front of us please
>>714399816
chara
>>714400092
That was my point. I don't actually want to rape you.
>>714400148
ah ok then
>>714400092
How's it going smug?
The thread seems dead
>>714400488
So yeah we should meet up
>>714400092
It's alright i agree, i can't keep track of it either. So i'll let you off the hook this time, since you didn't actually lose.
>>714400551
well just look its been me some anon and that beauty Hanako
>>714400693
Tfw you thought she was masturbating
>>714400693
Plus one alien waifu now
>>714400817
Hi there
>>714400688
i dont have a car so im not exactly mobile
>>714400689
i bet youre just saying that to be sweet
>>714400817
nah
>>714400970
i guess so huh
>>714400970
Hello charmander
>>714401101
I do i can pick you up or just chill and play chess/vidya.
>>714401115
Forgot pic
>>714400693
B-beauty!? Oh my you're gonna make me blush.
>>714401276
>blushing only makes you cuter
>>714401185
ehh i dont know. not much to do here besides camping
>>714401276
>>714401404
this
>>714401577
Camping for a first hamgout seems a little, whats the word, intimate?
>>714401101
Well, maybe a little.
>>714401404
>>714401577
Oh my, stop it you two~.
>>714401965
>no ya cutie
>>714401861
well im just saying there isnt much to do here otherwise
>>714401965
modest too huh? well its true
>>714402106
Ill find something...
>>714402106
Ice skating/snowboarding? It is a mountain after all
>>714402268
>>714402367
I dont own the proper clothes or gear to do that. Besides mountain pass is expensive and it sounds like its not shaping out to be a good snow fall year
>>714402613
You can rent ice skates for cheap... idk about the snowboarding stuff tho
>>714402734
isnt really an ice rink ive heard of and besides id be on my ass more than my feet
>>714402792
Ive taught 3 people to skats already. A rink on the other hand maybe hard to find
>we can always just make out at your place
>>714402882
i dont think my family would look well upon that
>>714402912
dont ever change cutie
>>714402912
<3
>>714402792
Well its 249 and time to sleep. Talk to you tommorrow probably
>>714403055
And why is that?
>>714403055
Same goes for you~.
>>714403087
G'night Tali.
>>714403087
night and well that is horribly out of character for me
>>714403201
was work good today?
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