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Bored britfag femanon can't sleep - talk to me
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You know the rules OP...
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>>714347675
Where in England?
Just curious.
Midlandsfam here.
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But also...damn...nice ass!
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Rules, we have them.
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>>714347675
Nah. You a lyin' American July fucker
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>>714347675
Nice shoop bro
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>>714347675
scotland!?
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>>714347789
Okay okay ^_^
>>714347860
Bristol :P
>>714347882
Thanks
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>>714347675
Damn that is a really nice ass op
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>>714347675
i just came back from a shit house party
>uk fag here
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>>714347675
You have snap or kik?
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>>714347675
Hey big butt..you near Norfolk england?....

'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714347999
Thanks :)
>>714348025
Haha shit how so?
>>714348067
Snap is abbyknighty97
>>714348079
Bristol sorry babes
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>>714347992
Well.. this is a pretty great start
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You look A LOT like my gf, but waaay whiter.

Do your name starts with L by any chance?
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wright @KysBastard thx
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>>714347992
Hey baby seriously hot nipples...I love a sucker....'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714348162
Nope :) My name's Abby haha
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hot damn, OP delivers. god bless you OP
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>>714347675
Those aren't boobs
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>>714347992
Birmingham here
how does it feel to know you can get so much attention on here just by posting a pic of yourself with a timestamp?
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>>714348118
bunch of fucking freshers showed up
>we live in a street reserved for mature students
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>>714348228
Scroll down dipshit
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>>714347992
Britgirls are the best! And you have great nips. Do you like to have them carefully bitten?

Also, any chance of us getting to see those feet?
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>>714347675
Good bait, /thread
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>>714348238
Nice - haha it's pretty funny to be honest.

>>714348251
Oh god, fucking freshers haha - sounds awful

>>714348255
Thanks cutie, sure. I can take some feet pics soon.
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>>714347992
>>714347675
Fcking sexy *.*
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>>714348186
Man you good.....real sharp.....'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714347992
definitely femanun penus lurking there
untuck that ballsack and show off that grisly fuckin dick
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forget the feet, spread those legs!
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>>714347992
All of a sudden I feel compelled to visit Bristol.
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FAKE
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Showe us your sweet ass hole with time stamp on your ass
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>>714347675
this was posted on July 12. Nice try OP.
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>>714348405
XD
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>>714348318
"oh look how much i can drink"
>proceeds to throw it all up in the garden
Yeah im so impressed.
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>>714348377
Haha no penis here I promise babes, mmm I'll think about showing it.
>>714348432
You want me to go write a new one with the full date in words? xD
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>>714348492
Lol, sounds about right - freshers is fucking god awful.
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>>714348405
poor attempt
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>>714348405
Lol wtf is this? Why are you trying to photoshop my pic >.<
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>>714348405
poor attempt
>>714348568
thankfully im home now
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Yes show ass hole and time stamp wrote on your ass
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Nig got yo ip beotch nice shop pussy :) bristol fag to XD
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>>714347992
Hey BS16here
where abouts do you and your tasty looking nips live?
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If dubs, write Daniel on any pic and upload it
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>>714348318
What do you do Baby..work...uni...lady of leisure...'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714348627
Lucky you haha, I seriously feel for you :(

>>714348671
Right...

>>714348672
No way, BS13 here :) Keynsham.
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Rollin
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oh hey, another bored brit femanon

fuck this freezing cold country
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>>714348718
I really don't know how to react to these bahaha
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>>714347992

Would you like a cum tribute?
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>>714348768
you know the rules
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>>714348768
tits and todays timestamp
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>>714348377
For fucks sake is that all you have learnt to type after all those hours jerking to cats shitting....
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How bored do you have to be to post on here?
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>>714348768
For real! I'm so done lol, how was your day? =)
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>>714348505
Yes except you won't, because this entire thread is bait.
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>>714348726
any chance of seeing those legs to cheer me up?
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>>714348768
Tits or gtfo
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>>714348404
Fuck off then....'.
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>>714348768
>>714347675
gibe the pussy b0ss!!
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>>714348768
follow OP and show your tits
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>>714348768
tits or gtfo
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>>714348768
open boobs
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All fake yo
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>>714348768
>10c
>Freezing
God damn that's pitiful, -27 here
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>>714348846
are you illiterate? or just retarded?

>>714348851
Pretty good! I got a ditto in pokemon go and did some christmas shopping, then stayed home playing dota the rest of the day. how about you?
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This shit is so fake.
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>>714348627
cor lovely pair of 'Bristol cities'....'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714348768
What you living canada?
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>>714348726
Nice one
Not exactly much happening over that way though
why don't you move closer to the centre?
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>>714348768
where you at? Not cold where I am. In fact has been the first night in a week it hasn't been cold
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>>714348768
Pic with tampon please clean or dirty it's my weird fetish
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>>714348847
I'll have you know I've jerked to cats shitting like, 45 minutes tops! I know better. That's how you end up with eternal bleeding
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>>714349074
where in the UK are you from? guildford here
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>>714349074
Nice lol - sounds awesome except for being outside in this weather :), unfortunately I've been ill so had a lazy day in - not too fussed tho
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Write banana on ur tits or gtfo
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>>714349074
I started my car and there was a cat inside, my car is fucked and the cat is dead. Idk which makes me feel worst
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>>714347992
You have Instagram?
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>>714348772
Simple Question......'Nose Ointment!'.
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>>714347992
>>714347992


what is up england. texas here. ive got no pics for you but god is your body gorgeous.

just wanted to drop by and say that

carry on.
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>>714349074
I wish to eat your butt hole, then proceed to vomit the contents of your butt hole onto your face receptor. Are you horny yet? you stupid bitch lame ass femcunt looking for attention from anonymous people. You fucking sicken the thug ass lizard king that is myself.
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>>714347675
I would destroy your ass.
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>>714347675
>/b/ a women lol

nice try this place is fag town now.
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>>714349213
For fucks sake do you start a book at the last page....
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>>714347992
grossest fucking tits i've ever seen. Girl you need some plastic surgery asap.
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This is fake you fucking idiots
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>>714349126
we may not have any snow but weve had frost all day. I think it was -3 earlier too!

>>714349160
>>714349174
I'm from Middlesbrough... the nice part anyway.

>>714349213
Not such a bad thing, I went to work for a little bit earlier and just couldn't wait to get home and put on my pyjamas! Thankfully got annual leave in until christmas, then i've gotta work :(

>>714349341
Cook the cat, eat the car.

>>714349472
> looking for attention from anonymous people.
why else do you think im here?
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>>714349559
>nice try this place is fag town now.

>now
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>>714349663
True.
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>>714349341
must be schrodinger's......
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>>714349736
>I'm from Middlesbrough... the nice part anyway.

There is no nice part of Middlesbrough. I should know I escaped it.
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>>714349736
Well it was nice to see another femanon on here for once :-) enjoy annual leave, I'm gonna try and get some rest.
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>>714349782
this cunt has the tits of an old amazonian woman
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>>714347992
Squeeze em together
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>>714349896
kill yourself cunt
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>>714347992
What is going on here
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>>714349663
/thread
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>>714349886
You can never escape it. You'll be back.
I live in a newly built up area, only problem is all the kids running around being noisy fuckers.

>>714349896
Aw, I wanted to see more of your boobs :( Thanks and good night!
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>>714349898
Think yourself lucky you don't have to go all the fucking way to Amazonia to get one then.....
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>>714348768
Tits?
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I'm a pretty normal dude. Nice, lame, not very exciting but pretty regular.

I kinda think getting peed on would be pretty hot. If you're still around and that's not too weird that would be pretty cool.
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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
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>>714349812
>>714349736
Up to $1.000,00 loss. Yay
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>>714347992
Love the pic do you squeeze them often?
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>>714350102
>>>714349886 (You) #
>You can never escape it. You'll be back.
>I live in a newly built up area, only problem is all the kids running around being noisy fuckers
I only escaped fucking 20 minutes away tbf. New area, so it'll be somewhere like Portrack or somewhere shite.
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>>714348118
Got skype?
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>>714347675
kill yourself
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>>714350373
Fuck you spent far too much time on this.....retard?
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>>714348768
Which part of uk?
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>>714350350
Tried it with ex bf, not really my thing though i'd indulge a future partner if that was their thing.

>>714350403
oh wow i didn't think you were being serious. damn sorry that's gotta suck. Surprised it's cost so much though just for that...

>>714350418
Don't say you're in hartlepool, all my ex's are from there


i have pre-saved tits
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>>714350653 (Hey newfag)
>>714350561
>>714350506
>>714350418
>>714350404
>>714350403
>>714350350
>>714350331
>>714350195
>>714350136
>>714350102
>>714349974
>>714349970
>>714349945
>>714349906
>>714349898
>>714349896
>>714349782
>>714349755
>>714349736

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
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>>714350733
Not again.....read the fucking thread..
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>>714350759
Wow, I think you posted in my birthday thread once, and showed your tits for me, if you are the same femanon.
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>>714349472
Autism: the post
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>>714350759
They're not yours. Timestamp.
>>714350893
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>>714350893
Mods no longer ban whores, these rules are worthless now lol
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>>714350893
Just to copy and paste that shit is too much time ....
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>>714350937
Ha as if, yeah that was me. I might still have that pic saved somewhere...
I honestly feel like the only lactating girl on 4chan, I never see anyone else posting

>>714351024
yes they are
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>>714351171
Just think...you in bristol......me in norfolk..... ahhh....what a wonderful dream.....
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>>714350759
>Don't say you're in hartlepool, all my ex's are from there

Don't really wanna say. But no not Hartlepool. And I'm definitely not your ex. So unless I've pulled you in Empire and given you the most disappointing 30 seconds of your life we probably havent interacted.
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>>714351348
slick mate.....very slick..

the old 'self defacing' hack.... 3/10 !
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>>714351171
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>>714351171 (prove it with a timestamp, I ain't new)
>>714351127 (kek is this thread that pathetic raid you "oldfags" were planning? I hope not, I've done better shops)
>>714351053 (They are user rules bud)
>>714351010
>>714350937
>>714350900
>>714350759
>>714350733
>>714351346
>>714351348

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>
>>714349472
Yeah, right. A REAL reptilian king wouldn't be on a shitty sub-human board like /b/
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I'm the guy with the pee thing.

That's cool of you to try it at least. I'm not sure if my gf would be into it or not. Feel kinda guilty going online to let out some steam, but don't wanna weird her out either :/

I honestly get nothing out of peeing on someone, I'd rather be the one getting peed on. What did you guys try? Think it'd be weird if he had drank it?
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>>714351511
and...

Yeah idk if that's sad that I can recognize someone based on tits.
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>>714350373
I hope this is a copypasta. No lifeless fag should spend so much time writing non-sense. You're not some special club faggot.
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>>714351511
not one to be squeamish ...but 'that' is so fucking rank....
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>>714350373
>implying people care about shitty homebrew rules made up years ago.

fuck outta here newfag.
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>>714351644
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>>714349736
LOL there's no nice part to middlesborough, unless you're like me and just say middlesborough for ease because no one knows where stockton is.
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>>714351516
hurr durr
>muh /b/ has rules

end your life basement dweller
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>>714351897
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>>714351655 (Learn the rules or gtfo kid)
>>714351718 (I was here when they were made up boy)
>>714351697
>>714351644
>>714351544
>>714351536
>>714350759

---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
>>
>>714351962
It's 2016..not 2003.
>>
>>714351937
daddies milkies
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>>714351655
Nah you can tell 'this' cunt has memorised all this bollox...sad sad barstard!
>>
>>714351962
hahahahahaha

fuck outta here. No one cares two shits about your one-man spam. Your kind is worse than these attention seeking whores.

I aint learning shit.
>>
>>714351918
>unironically calling someone a basement dweller on a Polynesian animal husbandry forum
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Of all the shitposting on /b/, I can found a few, memorable great times.
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>>714347675
dubs says you lick your arms completely then post result.
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>>714352145
find*
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>>714351962
please stop spamming, it's not funny anymore. It's reached banana shitposting levels now.
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>>714351516
"user rules" used to be enforced by mods. Mods no longer enforce it. 4chan is a no account Facebook, now. You can either accept it or keep with this futile copy and paste, i don't care.
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>>714351511
Are you pregnant?
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>>714351346
I'm not OP, i'm a different random brit girl

>>714351348
Durham, stockton, ingleby, thornaby?
Haha i've lived here like 4-5 years and never been in empire so nah

>>714351511
That's it! As if you still have it. I was gonna take another for you since I didn't have it saved myself.
>>714351644
I always assumed people recognized me due to the little birth mark things I have in the middle of my chest

>>714351916
Stockton is a piss hole, only nice part of middlesbrough is the part im in
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>>714351962
>>714352052
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>>714351916
Stockton has no nice parts either. Walking through Stockton town centre is like being at a poorly run human zoo. Fascinating and repulsive at the same time.
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>>714351918
>cancerous cuckold beta white knight faggot over here doesn't think attention whores should post their tits
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>>714351962
actual legit retard.

you realize half the people don't care about /b/ anymore. It's not anonymous anymore and we're not following any rules anymore.

It became pointless as soon as facebook and reddit started snatching members.

Your kind is the worst, trying to leech of former glory instead of making a new trend.
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>>714352145
Hatchet wound?
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>>714352293
>gonna take another for you

You still can. :)
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>>714352386
drink some bleach you desperate newfriend.
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>>714352043
and you are cancer
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>>714352386
someone has mommy issues kek
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>>714351644
holy fuck thats hot, snap or kik?
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>>714352284
I'm not her. Ask her. I think she said there were some drugs or some shit. She explained once but I didn't remember. Not like I have tits I can lactate, so why take notes?
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>>714352576
nah he's actually right.

>inb4 samefag
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>>714352043
>It's the current year
>defends an attention whore
>doesn't want to contribute to a tried and true tactic that makes women show their tits on /b/
>doesn't want to show tits

And this young newfags is why faggots and cucks are the worst cancer of all
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>>714352052
yup, he's more pathetic than those furry faggots.
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>>714352632
What the fuck are you then a fucking Alien...ET?
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>>714352293
>never been in empire
Don't it's fucking horrific. Unless you like getting your arse groped by endless chavs. Though given your posting naked pics on the internet that's not an impossibility. And sure one of those but fuck if I'm saying which one.
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>>714352731
What's wrong with girls being attention whores? Guys do that shit all the time and no one bats and eye. It's actually hot when girls do it. Ur jelly you can't ;)
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>>714351544
Just talk to her, if you've been together for a while then you should be able to tell your partner anything.

He wanted me to try drinking it, but I couldn't stand the smell so didn't bother. He just wanted to try it one day so we did it in the shower when we were getting ready, he tried doing it, i tried doing it.
5/10 experience overall, nearly slipped and broke my spine

>>714352284
not pregnant

>>714352464
Very hard to write backwards with a pen that barely works. Tits for Eric 2016
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>>714352485
>is this much of a living embodiment of cancer
>calls me new
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>>714352673
sadly im far to lazy to do what that autist did but you underage /b/ fags are the cancer that filled this place with dick bois and mlp bullshit. There was once a time where everyone stood under the banner of the rules and anons had the intelligence to read a thread see that tits have already been posted with a time stamp before going full assberg and posting the rules like a dick sucking nigger lover
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>>714352731
*fedore intensifies*

stop spamming your shit first of all. Secondly we're not all virgin beta faggots who treat women like shit. How about you learn to be a little less beta and actually enjoy yourself once in a while.

Sorry to burst your virgin bubble, but /b/ has evolved past the point of braindead trolling.
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>>714352731
*doesn't want to see tits
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>>714351718 There are no basements where I live.
>>714352043 That's astute!
>>714352097 Oh boy, I can tell you're a smart one.
>>714352198 Nah this has substance
>>714352209 (Do you not see how mad it's making people?)
>>714352305 Nice pic
>>714352417 You have no idea what you're talking about
>>714352872
>>714352828
>>714352777
>>714352731
>>714352673
>>714352632
>>714352611
>>714352583
>>714352576
>>714352485
>>714352464
>>714352448
---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
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why is it that your country's cuisine so fucking bland?
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>>714352962
Im not even calling out your cancerous amount of samefagging.

how does it feel knowing no one agrees with you?
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>>714353007
>says i wear a fedora
>white knights this hard
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>>714352961
lol never thought I'd see you again, let alone that. thanks <3
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>>714352872
Ooooo quick pull up the drawbridge...what do you think you are on google earth or something.....
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>>714353007
welcome to /b/ retard no we are not all virgin beta fags who treat women like shit. we are all faggots with time who spend it on a bored telling calling eachother faggot and nigger.

PS. YOU'RE A NIGGER AND SO IS OP
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>>714352966
Then you clearly are newer than I thought. /b/ has always been a cancerous gay pit.
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>>714353007
has it evolved into haroldposting whiteknights who think that being a beta cuck will get them somewhere? Return to reddit/imgur where someone can pretend they care about you
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>>714352961
write barron trump on your tits
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>>714353113
Why is it that your knowledge of the world is boring tired stereotypes from film and television? Is it because like yanks, you dont have a passport and don't get any paid time off to actually fucking go anywhere?
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>>714353118
Yeah keep telling yourself that, cuckboy
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>>714353152
Im not whitenighting anyone, i know they're attention seeking whores. I simply don't care and I find you highly annoying.

Nice going showing your intellect though, you just samefag so many replies that argue by saying it's whiteknigting.

well, have fun doing what you're doing anon. No one cares, just know that.
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>>714352872
Yeah I hear it's a shit hole, and expensive. Posting nude pics online is one thing, but i'm not consenting to someone groping me in public.
Someone did that one in the student union and i tried to find him in the crowd so i could snap his dick off

>>714353113
Full english breakfast is pretty tasty, can't go wrong with fish and chips unless they're too greasy. What did you try that you didn't like?

>>714353166
No problem, hope your birthday was a bit better. Can't believe how many of us turned up...

>>714353326
Give me something better to write on them
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>>714352371
>>714352293
100% agree that within 3 miles of stockton town centre its like there was a nuclear disaster but the outskirt are pretty damn nice. Only nice part of middlesborough that comes to mind is Marton tbh. Gotta love it though.
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>>714352961
How are you lactating?
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>>714352961
I really feel sorry for 'you' birds nowadays...you really have been tricked by the media into thinking that you have to eat shit...pump shit......and drink piss (by these accounts).. you poor dumb slagsssss!
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Pls post more tits.
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>>714352961
That's probably true about talking to her. I'm sure she'd be understanding even if she didn't want to do it lol. I don't know, guess I'm just scared she'll think I'm weird or think less of me I suppose.

Yeah no I'd never ask a girl to do that, doesn't do anything for me. Glad your spine is ok. Shower stuff never works out as advertised lol
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>>714353311
the only person being treated like a beta is you, everyone's disagreeing and coming at you hard with facts. You're just stuck in a weird illusion where it's still 2006 and you want to be part of the cool kids.The time for that is already past though.
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>>714353228
Fuck off kid. We don't all feel the need to share every facet of our lives with strangers on the internet.
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>>714353283
yeah cancerous in a /b/ way not cancer of the earth way
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>>714352961
Where in middlesbrough are you from? would you consider fucking me right now? I'm close to there.
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>>714353587
this thread is bigger than attention whores now. It's about the ultimate shit poster >>714353084 being stuck in an illusion where he thinks /b/ is some kind of super secret club where we have to enforce made up rules from the early 2000's.
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>>714352961
got a snapchat?
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Alright newfags listen up

The rules actually make a LOT of sense. I'd suggest you read them and think on them. Or you could all continue to be morons, up to you.

Great to see some oldfags/non-retards still have my back, sorry for the spamming, it's generally effective at either getting tits or killing threads.
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>not honouring our racist misogynistic cis white male forefathers who founded /b/ on the principle of degrading attention whores as a manipulation tactic to get tits
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>>714352966
/b/ has always had dick bois and mlp problem ya goof. Why do you think they have their own boards now. stop being retarded anon.
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>>714353456
Student uni .....what uni?....I go to Kingston london.....fucking shithole with seriously retard tutors...all heads up their arse wankers....
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>>714353084
>(Do you not see how mad it's making people?)
Point taken. Still, newfags will still give what these whores want without tits w/ timestamp.

Mark Cuckerberg bought 4chan.
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>>714353764
You linked me. You are wrong.
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>>714353593
its time for the politically correct social justice warriors to take over with their safe zones. Good luck kiddo, make sure to make a trap post once youve fully gone gay and colored your hair bright green :^)
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>>714353764
nothing wrong with the whore or the rules whats wrong is the cuck didnt lurk before posting and see tits with time stamp

note SHITTY time stamp

had already been posting and is going full berg fighting it but you know the way this works see image
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>>714347675
pliz shou anus, plz
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>>714353456
>Posting nude pics online is one thing, but i'm not consenting to someone groping me in public
I know I'm just being a cunt. Honestly I can't give you any recommendations, went off that kind of thing a long time ago. But since I'm here, put a dildo or something up your arsehole
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>>714352961
Stroking to you now...
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>>714353868
are you twelve????
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>>714353643
Ok fucking dillinger.....
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>>714353947
>>714353947
you make 0 sense. go back to sleep kid. Come back when you have some actual arguments and not just calling people whiteknights and sjw's lol.

makes you look pathetic.
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>>714353326

underrated zozzle
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>>714353913
Yeah but you'd be surprised:
> it's generally effective at either getting tits or killing threads.
I only do it cause it actually works.

I'm a one-man retarded army.
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>>714353450
Riiiiiiight. I'm not samefagging, cuckboy. You are the most pathetic of all and your opinion is valued least of all on here. You aren't welcome here.

I enjoy roasting faggots like you knowing that oldfags are nodding, not rustled at all but keep dreaming, no one's buying your delusional comments
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>>714353497
Only time i've been to Marton is to get my hair cut lol hair dressers there is nice

>>714353499
There's a drug called Domperidone I take that pretty much had me leaking milk within a month. Unfortunately my supply is running low and the online shop I get it from no longer takes my card :( and I have no idea how that bitcoin things works, hmm

>>714353524
Me and my ex were big into bdsm and kink, it had nothing to do with the media... i mean what tv shows promote being peed on. I don't really know where he got the idea from.

>>714353586
Everyone has fetishes, hell i'm lactating and like treating men like my little boy and breastfeeding them. You have any idea how many men i have clawing at their screens for me when they find that out despite how weird it is.
If she's not into it, fair enough but at least you aren't hiding it, and maybe one day she'll be open to trying.

>>714353754
well its half 1 in the morning so not really, i can barely feel my hands either they're so cold so unless you're into necrophilia...

>>714353780
i do but its got my name on it so rather not give it out

>>714353893
i used to go to teesside uni, graduated years ago though

>>714354034
Not horny and too much effort, my ex loved anal stuff with me but i got really "anal" over making sure lube didn't go all over my bed so i kept annoying him
ill write stuff on my tits guys since youre asking for pics but noones giving me suggestions other than barron trump
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>>714354065
are you retarded?

What does age have to do with the clear facts I presented to you?

>being this retarded
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>>714353456
barron trump would be hillaryus

what about a body pic?
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>>714353754
Go for it mate..would love to think you would be stupid enough to go and fuck this bird....shes probably got half a dozen big fucking coons waiting for some retard to take the bait....then you'll know what 'time' it is......'ICECREAMMM'
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>>714354247
You must really feel proud after every comments you write on /b/.

That's the kind of person you are.

>I enjoy roasting faggots like you knowing that oldfags are nodding

I'm a 100% convinced you need a life now.
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>>714354272
so? Cold hands wouldn't stop me from eating your ass like a caveman
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>>714354179
not as pathetic as an orbiter trying to get even a sliver of recognition from a female by standing up to the internet bullies
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>>714347675

shou anus, plz?
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>>714354187
well i hope the goal is killing the thread because this has left the tracks and gone to the airport i have no spiderman so i guess nana will do
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>>714354272
Write " hi daddy" on those beautiful tits.
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>>714347675
anus pliz shou, plz
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>>714354272
Write "Ravinelli was shite" on them.
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>>714354447
Where did I stand up for a woman or for any women?

oh right, you can't show me because I didnt and that wasn't what we were talking about.

Guess you're back to calling me a white knight.

Pathetic anon, step up your game.
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>>714354281
mlp wasnt always a thing on /b/ and dicks bois are now much more frequent that the years of pass. Im implying you are 12 so one you dont actually have an adult brain and two your retarded and pretend you know what this place has always been.
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>>714347675
shou anus plz? get?
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>>714353794
>killing girl threads
>post in trap/furry

you are truly the cancer that's killing /b/
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>>714354272
For James ;)
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>>714353643
...That isn't a knock on the door is it......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhhhhhhhhhh (raspberry!)
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>>714354179
DEAR CUT VS. UNCUT FAGS! 4chan is my favorite gay forum so it tears my heart up to see you hate each other. That's why I'm posting a docking picture. The purest way an uncut fag can express love to a cutfag by sharing his foreskin.

I'm a cutfag, and I like having a clean, smooth, thick , windblown, cock that takes a little bit longer to cum and tastes like sucking the lightly salted neck of my lover.

I'm attracted to uncutfags, asian traps mainly, with their cute little PENIS all protected and wet, ready to cum because it's so sensitive with just a hint of pungency to it. But I don't just like to peel it back and suck it, sometimes i want his foreskin to come forward and hug my cock and let my roughneck PENIS with a 2/3 less STD rate due to it's lack of an absorbing surface outside of the urethra, Let it know it can have a soft caring home to keep it comfy and safe.

I don't want my head to be moist all the time, I like my lover to make it moist with his mouth which he does often because it tastes no different then any other part of my skin. I wouldn't have my lover any other way then what he is though. In all his sensitive, cute, uncut glory.

So i ask you to put down the keyboards of war and embrace the NEW /b/ with peace, love, and docking
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this is now a handbag thread
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>>714354447
This
>>714354608
Pretty sure like 10 people have called your ass a pathetic white knight with all your samecuck bullshit
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>>714354638
3. Learn to spell.
4. I don't claim to know /b/. I have been a lurker for a very very long time.
5. All you're doing is just digging your hole deeper.
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>>714354762
not even gonna read your degenerate shitpost.
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>>714354290
>>714354508
hope you guys appreciate me wasting my eyeliner on this shit

>>714354591
i have no idea what that is

>>714354750
james is a cunt

>>714354766
too orange for my liking
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ooh I was in bristol last weekend!
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>>714354608
Youre trying too hard, stop trying to convince yourself that youre not a complete waste of oxygen that no girl would touch even with a 10 foot pole :^)
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Wellsway or Broadlands?

Also write "save the clocktower" as proof
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>>714354179
You like using that word 'kid' don't cha ...make ya feel like a big boy eh....
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>>714354694
I'm not into trap or furries. I'm the fucking holy medical cannabis that's curing the cancer of /b/.
NIgger.
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>>714354832
you clearly haven't been paying attention.
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>>714355015
this ones for you
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>>714354998
You're so funny you must be right :^) come back when you have arguments and not just want to be the last one posting.

Makes you look even worse.
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>>714354967
Are you gonna post a full frontal?
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>>714354967
damn, I don't have tits obviously, but writing backwards on your body is pretty difficult
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I'm the guy that was spreading the holy gospel of /b/ AMA

I got tits so I don't know why you're all so upset...
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Soles of feet pls, luv
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>>714354967
>i have no idea what that is
It's a fucking famous Boro footballer, fucking hell.
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>>714355258
what are you on about, tits were posted way before.
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>>714355168
nah, i dont have any saved and its too cold to leave my blanket + my legs are pretty hairy right now

>>714355186
I know right? Sometimes I can do it really well but doesn't help that I can't feel my hands
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>>714354967
top kek

nice hair, can you post a pic of you from behind?
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>>714355160
you dont belong here cuckboi :^)
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>>714355397
im a girl i dont watch football :<
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>>714355071
Literally all of /b/ thinks you're a faggot
Your beta bullshit has no place on 4chan
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>>714355415
Not up-to-date ones my child...
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>>714355496
that sad moment you have to reply to me, because I became relevant in your life.

You are my submissive little boy now :^)

When will you realize this is who you are, you have the need to follow.It's alright boi.
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>>714354967
Fuck yes, i do! You have my cock throbbing
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