How old are you idiots anyway? I'm guessing 15 to 25.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
How old are you idiots anyway? I'm guessing 15 to 25.
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Are you also guessing that I am male? Your level of insight is remarkable.
You won't find anyone under 18 here.
Is the pic related?
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>>714286641
I'm 38. Try again, nigger.
>>714286641
Guess again. Why this particular picture?
>>714286793
Year of the Horse?
>>714286756
actually it wouldn't surprise if 30% to 40% of lurkers were female they're just not as aggressive and mean
>>714286641
18, I'm actually suprised by the old people on here.
>>714286641
Yeah but I'm smarter then 80% of the board. Done more with my life then most 30 yos.
>>714286712
>>714286793
>>714286811
Cool. Post more
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>>714286641
Not hard to get right when you use a ten year span, but you are correct about my age nonetheless
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>>714287060
post more
>>714286641
im 64 million
>>714286641
too old for this goddamn website
>>714286942
we were here first.
were living in a weird day and age where everything is new and fresh. but as time goes on, were watching people age online and its weird because people arnt used to seeing aging happen before their eyes. always seeing hostile mean facebook posts whenever someone posts a recent photo of themselves and people havnt seen them for awhile. like, get over it. people get old. people go bald. people get fat. its life. anyways im ranting, but yea. we were all in our early 20s when 4chan started. time just goes on
>>714287142
you are not funny
>>714286641
28 faggot
>>714287256
So, where do it all go wrong?
I like you, just wondering
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>>714287183
>were living in a weird day and age where everything is new and fresh. but as time goes on, were watching people age online and its weird because people arnt used to seeing aging happen before their eyes. always seeing hostile mean facebook posts whenever someone posts a recent photo of themselves and people havnt seen them for awhile. like, get over it. people get old. people go bald. people get fat. its life. anyways im ranting, but yea. we were all in our early 20s when 4chan started. time just goes on
Wtf you still here for?
>>714287358
what exactly went wrong?
>>714287511
>>714287587
His life.
40.
>Been here on and off since the beginning of 2007.
>>714287611
OPs life? Isn't that obvious? He's a faggot.
27, been here since i was like 17-18
>>714287550
can't speak for that guy but as stupid as this place it's still one of the few popular media sites where the truth comes out. ugly, juvenile and silly but people speak their minds without filter
>>714286641
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>>714287722
this
>>714287722
>/b/
>truth
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>714287550
>Wtf you still here for?
Not him, but I'm 33 and been here for ages. Some of it is just habit. But for some reason, young people seem to think your interests will instantly change when you hit a certain age. It doesn't work like that. I'm "grown up" and a single father, and I still play video games and watch Star Trek and hop on here and lurk in the wee hours of the night. Because fuck golfing. I enjoy what I enjoy.
who is this hacker 4chan
>>714286641
69 srsly
>>714286942
this site hasn't been good since you were about 6 or 7 years old
25 yep
>>714287183
12 year old detected.
>>714287925
Another 12 year old detected
16 going on 17
I'm almost legal!!!
>>714287837
definitely the only reason any of us come here anymore is habit. none of the reasons i was interested in /b/ as a teenager are the same today. for whatever reason though i keep coming back here expecting it to evoke the same feelings i had when i was that age.
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I came here a loser and a virgin. Solved one of those things but not the other. Gold star, I tried.
>>714287837
yeah pretty much. post more faggot
>>714287953
14 year old detected.
>>714286641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URwL_nxYl1k
>>714286774
15 year old newfag here
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24.
>>714286942
I get the feeling the average user's age varies wildly depending on the board. Most people on /b/ are around 15 without a doubt, but I'd estimate the average /lit/-goer to be in his early 30s or so. The more intellectual a board's subject matter, the older the users it attracts.
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> class of 1988!!
>>714288122
Makes sense also checked
I'm 33 but a raging alcoholic
>>714288032
Kek b&
20 and I'm a guy and I like going out with friends and hiking
30 fucking 5 and it sucks. Kill me.
>>714286641
Don't know about idiots here, but 30 here.
>>714286641
25, been here ten years now
>>714287722
>>714287837
yup pretty much. this mindset that you just suddenly become boring and give up all fun/entertainment/sense of humor is bs. nobody does that cept really boring people, and they make terrible boring adults that cant stand each other.
i come here for the luls. this is a source of entertainment for me. also the freedom of speech is great. no retarded mods to sensor you, no politically correct faggots to report you/scold you. basically everything that social media is not. social media is cancer now. it was fun when it started, but people take it too seriously now and that in itself is a fucking joke. 4chan is the last frontier of the internet
>>714288008
I post a lot, just not on /b/. I tend to frequent /diy/, /v/, /x/, and occasionally /soc/ to try and pretend that I might meet someone.
>>714287957
You can occasionally find funny stuff or information about current events on /b/, but yeah it was always shit.
10 years ago I used to ride my bike drunk to class and jack off into a paper towel under my desk.
Now I'm married, own property and jack off into a paper towel under my desk
>>714286641
36. I started coming here in 2007 and am used to having it open in a tab even if I'm browsing anything.
>>714288502
>2016
>Not learning the merits of the infinitely more comfortable dress sock method.
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I thought I'd grow out of this site when I was no longer a teenager. Turns out I was wrong.
>>714287837
I'm the guy you're responding to. I'm about to watch star trek for the first time, where should I start?
>>714287722
That's why I come here.
>>714288589
Oh shit. That really depends on what you want out of the experience. I'd say for the vast majority, start out with The Next Generation, season 2 finale: Best of Both Worlds.
>>714286942
19 here, I've been here since I was well underage, never posted just lurked, I've always known that this place is full of older folks.
24.
>>714288579
Can relate.
>>714288740
Start on the season 2 finale? Interesting...
I don't want to miss the borg
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The longer I live the less I know
>>714288579
As someone said before, /b is less fake than all the other sites together.
Is it retarded, full of traps, gays, niggers, racists and overall repulsive? Ofcourse it is. Still most genuine place on the internet.
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>>714287511
O shit here come the mods
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>>714289034
Chrisjoy Rupal Facebook.
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>>714288545
I may have spent over $100,000 on my education but clearly I have learned nothing
>>714289103
Mods don't ban kids anymore :(
>>714286641
I can correctly guess your age range. 0-120 BAM
>>714289146
what about this faggot?
>>714289198
this person gets it
>>714289263
in 2009 to 20012 there was multiple cp threads on the first page on a consistent basis and I saw a thread containing close crime photos of a raped toddlers' vagina
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>>714288589
start with the next generation. mother fuckin picard.
>>714286641
Wrong scumlord. I'm older.
>>714288951
borg isnt until waaaaay later in the series and its got its own movie
>>714287853
59 really thought I'd be the oldest
>>714289405
been regular here since 2010
i witnessed the downfall
>>714289398
Noone will remember that but yeah...
>>714289398
They don't ban underage faggots is what I'm talking about.
They do a good job with cp imo.
>>714289472
>>714289444
Thanks guys, I' really looking forward to it tbh.
>>714288951
Well, that's not the first episode with the Borg. If you want that, Watch Q Who, episode 16 in season 2. That's your first introduction to the Borg.
>>714286641
22 been here for 5 years and still want to kill myself. What am I doing wrong?
I wanna see all oldies, above 40 with timestamps. I don't believe you.
>>714289498
you were part of the downfall
i was here during sohh raid...i used to be a sohh reg before it got destroyed
>>714289644
Go outside. Have positive friends and hobbies. Good god man what's wrong with you go have normal happy life before it's too late
48, can't remember when I came here first but must have been around 2007/2008.
Only visit when I'm bored and I enjoy the mechanismes of oldfags/newfags, the repeating of the same threads and the reactions on them, silly rolling, absurd greentexts. Not into cp, traps, rate dicks, wwyd to sister/gf/mom, trump, animal cruelty, racism.
So there's not much left for me, I realize now.
Younger people seem amazed old guys come hdre, but we also were pioneers on the net; the first boards, forums, communities, we went through them all, so why stop at a certain age? In my head I am 18 forever.
>>714289877
lol
Well, before that all I knew about 4chan was if some friend sent me some weird porn/gore stuff. I visited several times but was to scared from haxors and had no interest in the deep shit. Then I went to university. My life turned into shit. This place keeps me sane.
and memes from fj
i was a funie junker
fj is dead ;_;
I was happy once.
>>714286641
30 u cuck
>>714286953
Prove it faggot
>>714287722
U bet your faggot ass right anon. That's why I come here. The loss and the shitposting.
>>714288256
30 and been drunk for 15 years. We gotta quit this shit anon...
Im 32 its almost 7am and idk what to do with my life.
>>714286641
31. Why did you post that pic OP?
fags its 14-99
you never leave
>>714287231
>28 yeard old faggot
Im 26
>>714287837
>single father
what went wrong
>>714288502
Lol
im almost 29
>>714291011
>>714287837 (You)
>single father
>what went wrong
Getting married, definitely. That was a big mistake. Staying with a woman after she had cheated on me...in the end, she was so sick of me she tried to kill me. That's when I took my son and left. Told her to fuck right off. She doesn't even really miss him.
>>714286641
35 nigger.
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>>714288256
>>714290811
32 and in the same boat man, I've been drunk for the past 5 years. Shit is definitely not cash.
>>714292429
does your song use memes?
>>714292429
Welcome to planet Earth.
Look after your kid man, I hope one day he appreciates what you did for him.
>>714286641
lv28
>>714292948
He's 6. No memes yet. He couldn't handle the dankness.
>>714293092
Yeah, woman cheats on man, big surprise. I saw it coming.
He appreciates it now. Even at his age, he could see that his Mom was a bad influence on him and always came to me for everything he needed. Since we left, he's thriving. Never seen him this happy.
rolls decide..
>>714286641
10 xD
>>714293683
>Since we left, he's thriving. Never seen him this happy.
That's awesome man.
>>714293683
Rape him
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>>714293958
Thanks, I agree. His happiness = my happiness.
>>714294287
Careful not to cut yourself on that edge, kiddo.
27, came on here as a 17 year old faggot.
>>714286641
>36
4 more years until I'm immortal
bump
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>>714286641
>>714286641
Lets be honest if your 30 you were to old for 4chan when it started and if your below 22 your a newfag
>>714286641
37, now down on your knees and make daddy happy with your dirty mouth
>>714298545
>to old for 4chan
>tfw pic title is my age
>>714286641
26!
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>>714299353
26 factorial, wow that's old.
>>714286953
Then? Idiot.
>>714286712
31 as well
>>714286641
33 years old over here.
>>714299778
Good ago to die on. Supposedly Jesus died at 33.
59 almost 60.And Ive been here since 2005 when this place was the real/b/.
>>714300156
proof
post a fucking proof
this goes for all of ya "old people" posting here
if you brag that much how oldfag are you, you should know better
>TIMESTAMP
50
Whats your fucking point?
OVER 9000
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I've been on this god forsaken website since I was 12
fucking kill me
>just turned 21
I have done nothing so far with my life.
>>714286641
31 been here since 2006
30 here. Also a wizard.
>>714286641
49 faggot ...
>>714286641
36. I stayed home from work today.
>>714286641
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>>714288256
Sigh
This
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Should cut back
I drink too much but not at work
Taking meds for high blood pressure
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I'm surfing in my retirement home. Enjoying not having to work, looking at young nurses and getting my diapers changed. Life can't get any better than this...
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