Waifu claiming thread.
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>>714186135
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Sleepy af
So glad these threads are starting to die out kek
These r such garbage, that one time we got fucked up by the drawthreads really opened my eyes
>>714204394
if this threads moved to /trash/ you'd get a lot more people
>>714204928
No, just more furries and ponies.
カラミチーマス
Claim
>>714205038
Exactly, your types
Nina did nothing wrong.
>>714205203
That was my plan when I get home.
>>714205385
You are so wrong it is embarrassing.
Most of us detest furries and pony fuckers.
Sometimes I dream of the drawthreads. I wish these were more like them
>>714205392
She raped a table.
>>714205477
I'm not though
>>714205508
would fugg
>>714205393
quality lewd
+
>>714205508
>I'm a weak human on the Internet
>I frequent a thread for pussies all day
>>714205583
I want to fucking die
>>714205708
>>714205756
No one cares stop posting
Shiro claimed.
>>714205858 (You) (You)
>>714205817
>some text and a chibi that was never intended for this text
Good job.
>>714204394
what are you fucking gay?
>>714205913
>getting triggered with an image
did its job after all
>>714205903
GIT FUCKT BOI!
>>714205519
Tables don't have feelings.
>>714205995
>posted an irrelevant .jpg to help someone feel better
Get called out
>U-Ur triggered hur it worked according to plan
Good job.
>>714206222
still triggered
>>714205999
>checked
>>714206057
jo ist notiert
>>714206222
>Get called out
Delusion at its finest
>>714205708
I've told you, that I don't really. He was leading you on.
>>714206057
ich hätte es fast wieder vergessen aber jetzt kann ich ja mal gegenrollen
>roll
>>714206341
But I'm not really, have another you.
>>714206549
>delusion at its finest
Around here, they call that being triggered.
Good job.
>>714206701
>>714206399
>shro.txt
k
Und wie geht's sonst so?
>roll
>>714206883
>du zielst ja ausnahmsweise
>roll auf gut glück
>Und wie geht's sonst so?
Wie immer nur ein bisschen anders...
>>714206606
I think are this point I'll just have to trust you on that
You've be so helpful through all this
>>714206852
Just do it. You saved that useless image, obviously it's your next decision.
>>714207061
are you that konata faggot ?
Why is this person so upset about a nice poster
>>714207220
>>714206701
Can't read or too stupid?
>>714207367
Why are you being mean to the Alice poster now?
>>714207367
Type like, a 3 Yr old.
>>714205392
Her whole character is intentionally designed to be disliked.
>>714207367
I don't really see why you would react this way to someone being nice. I can read, but I am stupid so take from it what you will
>>714207016
Ist gar nicht so einfach, ich glaub ich versuch es wieder mit gut glück. Es nervt brutal, wenn man den richtigen Zeitpunkt abwartet und plötzlich Captcha nicht mehr will.
>glücksrolle
>>714207549
>I'm a pussy
Good job!
>>714207624
Du kannst mehrere Captchas "laden", dann werden die auch nach eigenen Zeitintervallen deaktiviert, glaube ich.
>roll
>>714207454
Because
>>714205817
Can't use memes right, and you ask stupid questions.
>>714207731
How did you even draw that conclusion? I'm clearly not the only idiot here
>>714207549
I want to bully this anon
>>714207782
What does that even mean? You didn't actually say anything.
>>714207635
Thanks. Which of them Homu's are you?
>>714207773
>7773
Da wills einer wissen!
Nimmt dies: Roll.
>>714207796
>I can read,
>but I am stupid
Apparently you're stupid. Just admit to being a weak pussy summore
>>714207971
>roll
und wie verbringst du so deine abende?
>>714207848
Like you're being bullied now?
>>714205999
Nicely done
>>714208185
who are you?
>>714208139
fuck off man fucking meanie piece of shit
>>714207971
The one who isn't Homu. This is only for the roll.
>>714208321
Your liberator
>>714208415
>pantsu
>>714208176
Ich schau mir 42"TVs an und frage mich was in meinem Leben falsch gelaufen ist.
>roll
>>714208187
Thanks, mate. I'm getting really close to... erm... wait, I can't win anything here!
Best case scenario I lose nothing. This game is rigged!
>>714208415
It's pantsuhomu! Post more!
>>714208414
So you super macho guys just sit around and repost the same anime pictures you've seen a million times?
Like until this is the only genuine human interaction you get?
>>714208488
what did he mean by this??
>>714207220
Helloo
>>714208684
must be the only one you get
and the only place where you can shit on others because irl life you'd get your shit handed to you
pussy
>>714208758
ohh forgot my pic
Why am I so tired, I slept for 10 hours last night
>>714208899
No, no not really. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't do anything just like now.
You'd finally have sometime to post and bitch about next to these anime pictures you have no real connection with
Good job
I swear you are my heart's desire.
>>714208758
Shup up pussy
>>714207144
What do you mean
>>714209070
Too little or too much sleep does that.
>>714209277
10 hours isn't too much though
It's a lot but not too much
Everyone knows you're a bunch of guys posting anime pictures trying to have an anime girl adittude at each other, day after day.
Fucking amazing
>>714209457
You only need 8 hours of sleep
>>714208683
Instead of shooting where I was, you should have been shooting where I was going to be!
>>714208684
I mix it up with fucking with coworkers and weekly / fortnightly gatherings.
>>714209178
nigger how fucking pathetic do you have to be to come over every day and try to talk shit to the shitties thread you dislike? and on top of that try so hard to get their attention
fucking sad I pity you cocksucker
>>714208683
Roll more.
pew pew boom boom
>stellar claim
>>714209078
I was kidding about the bullying stuff
>>714208683
>was in meinem Leben falsch gelaufen ist.
Deine Eltern sind unnormal.
Deine Erziehung war inkonsistent und von den Problemen deiner Eltern geprägt.
Du bist jetzt selbst zu kaputt um auf normalem Wege Glück zu finden.
Du flüchtest dich in verschiedenem Maße in Umgebungen die überraschende Ähnlichkeiten aufweisen und gehst so allen Problemen effektiv aus dem Weg, wirst diese also nie lösen.
Du hast einen Ansatz von Ruhe in dieser Stagnation entdeckt, die zwar nicht "gut" ist, aber wenigstens weit genug vom vergangenen "Schlecht" entfernt ist.
Und am aller schlimmsten: Anime.
>roll
>>714209070
>Why am I so tired, I slept for 10 hours last night
A symptom (or was it just a side effect?) of depression.
>>714209528
Well yea, but 10 isn't way too much
>>714209533
You mean you shoot the breeze with coworkers, then come home to post pictures of anime girls and pretend to be like them.
Ftfy.
>>714209721
1 hour more can still make you tired
>atago
>>714209745
unless you are interested?
>>714209754
No, I post anime girls while shooting the breeze with coworkers. I dont do the RP at all. You sound like you have your mind set, so ill leave you to it.
>>714209885
It's the internet. I can just close it if it's bothering me
>>714209577
This is my first time taking it to you waste of space faggots. And apparently it's really easy since someone does it once a day.
>try to talk shit
My trying was just stating the most obvious observations everyone that browses can assess.
>try so hard
A post without an image is hard?
You come here every day and take this as how you want to interact with people, and you pity me?
Fucking kek
>>714209705
I honestly should've thought of that, I knew this. I was told.
>>714209799
I didn't know it was so precise
How are you?
>>714210031
I don't intent to do that
>>714210105
Enjoying whatever time I have left til I leave for work and dread the rest of the day
>>714209950
>I post anime girls while shooting the breeze with coworkers
Being the manliest man you could be I see, I bet they think it's so cool how you post another one
>>714210078
>i-ts n-no-not m-me i-I swear on me m-mum
have another (you) since you crave them so much in a place you dislike
>weebs come to an image board to post about anime
color me surprised
pathetic
use a fucking filter next time and lrn2 extensions
>>714209533
I was shooting for them pantsu, so I guess I won.
>>714209589
k, take these!
>>714209705
>Deine Eltern sind unnormal.
Nein, die sind so normal wies nur geht.
>Deine Erziehung war inkonsistent und von den Problemen deiner Eltern geprägt.
Nein, war konsistent. Mutti erzieht, Vati bringt Geld.
>Du bist jetzt selbst zu kaputt um auf normalem Wege Glück zu finden.
Das könnte stimmen, aber wir suchen noch die Ursache.
>Du flüchtest dich in verschiedenem Maße in Umgebungen die überraschende Ähnlichkeiten aufweisen und gehst so allen Problemen effektiv aus dem Weg, wirst diese also nie lösen.
Ich kann nicht alle Probleme der Welt lösen, nicht mal einen geringen Teil. Allerdings fällt es mir leicht einem Großteil aus dem Weg zu gehen. Folglich ist es nur logisch, dass auszuweichen besser ist als blocken.
>Du hast einen Ansatz von Ruhe in dieser Stagnation entdeckt, die zwar nicht "gut" ist, aber wenigstens weit genug vom vergangenen "Schlecht" entfernt ist.
Too real, boi!
>Und am aller schlimmsten: Anime.
Hab seit wochen nichts geschaut... reizt mich derzeit weniger.
War das deine eigene Lebensgeschichte?
>roll
Fucking normal faggots.
>>714209950
funny how he spergs and gets triggered by our threads trying to give out advices on how to live
kek
>>714210370
10/10
>>714210343
If your aim is pantsu, then you will always win
>>714210484
Triggering intensifies
>>714210324
>>714210188
How much longer untill your demise starts?
>>714210594
poor fellow he must be bright red
>>714210594
Unless you are fat and ugly.
Well, you could still buy some, so unless you are fat, ugly and poor. And even then you have the mindset of a winner.
>>714210683
15 minutes.. probably more early cuase I need to refuel my car
>>714210777
Nice trips!
Edit that gif so that the blood is white.
>>714210321
Around here they call that being triggered
Good job! You didn't even have anything for the point I made, ya just took it again. The only thing you said back was
>weebs come to an image board to post about anime
Waifu threads?
No one posts about anime here, they just bitch about how sad they are and how more vague they can try to be.
Way to be wrong about what you're talking about
Goood jooob!
>>714210611
pantyhose are the best
>>714210484
>takes advice from someone who spends all day posting anime girls
Model person with sound advice for sure
>>714210886
/b/ random
nice job getting triggered by a thread you don't have to be part of and have the tools to filter them
you are beyond autistic
>>714210886
>not triggered
>writes a paragraph about how hes not triggered
Mario Sunshine at 60FPS and 1080p is gorgeous
>>714210777
Well shit
Hope you have a good day nontheless
>checked
Lucky trips, hope they help
>>714211054
>>714210370
lmaoing at ur life
>>714211152
I'm lmaoing at urs
>>714211111
checked
kekd and rekt
I like more kurisu from vn but anime its ok
Beta ass man children who have never seen a vagina in person
>>714210343
>>Deine Eltern sind unnormal.
>Nein, die sind so normal wies nur geht.
+
>Das könnte stimmen, aber wir suchen noch die Ursache.
Wenn die Urasche nicht in der Erziehung liegt dann in den Genen, ergo immernoch deine Eltern nur ein wenig indirekter.
>Ich kann nicht alle Probleme der Welt lösen
Deshalb solche zu ignorieren die dir das Leben versauen ist wohl eine schlechte Einstellung.
>Allerdings fällt es mir leicht einem Großteil aus dem Weg zu gehen.
Einfach != Richtig.
>Folglich ist es nur logisch, dass auszuweichen besser ist als blocken.
Es ist faul. Und rein logisch ist die bessere Lösung die, die auch zur Lösung führt. Problem ignorieren führt niemals zur Lösung ist also unendlich schlechter.
>Hab seit wochen nichts geschaut... reizt mich derzeit weniger.
geht mir ähnlich
>War das deine eigene Lebensgeschichte?
so ziemlich
>>roll
>roll
>>714211111
Got the you you wanted right here!
>>714211124
Thanks, I pray I don't lose my sanity
>>714211112
Lucky cunt, I have work soon
Time to get ready, farewell
>>714210752
You're the best! Ah-roooound! Nothing ever gonna bring you down!
>>714210697
I imagine him as that downy in a lobster outfit that shouts 'bweakfatht!'
https://youtu.be/MV-mzj0k0mI
>>714211111
autism speaks
>>714204394
your waifu is dead
>>714211272
auf wiedersehen
>>714211111
fucking chekt
>>714211081
Nice job getting your feels hurt over my obvious posts
>>714211111
seriously, now everyone is just gonna ignore this god tier shit right here?
>>714204394
Hey, Yuuki!
>>714204520
>pic
>>714204928
Why is /trash/ not even listed in the boards list..?
I literally thought that board didn't exist for like 2 years...
>>714205055
Hey Rembot Live
>>714205817
Savved pic.
>>714205999
Nice STRONGET
>>714206205
hawt
Ok, y'all, gimme (You)'s. I gave you guys some
XD XD
Cirno claimu, btw, bakas~!
>>714211381
It's a waifu thread, nothing here is god tier
>>714211226
Fucking kek
>>714211111
NORMIE BTFO
>>714211537
>3D women
The moto for every waifu thread goer for sure
Good job.
>>714211620
damage control
>>714211620
>posting on /waifu/
>bad
guess what thread you are on kiddo
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now officially claimed ^^
>>714209276
Hey Haruhi how are ya holding up?
>>714205817
it hurt me to read this so confusing
>>714211866
tihnk of hpapy tiem
>>714211671
>doesn't know how to use the phrase "damage control"
Good job! And without an anime girl!
>>714211746
No shit, congrats for looking stupid. You guys really didn't like that one huh?
>>714211642
>>714211982
you will never be this triggered
>>714211982
you seem to care an awful lot
>>714211111
Kootra
>>714211215
Hey Kurisu! Wanna join the Discord? We got a custom Spam Bot I made!
@gsfordham#8222
Message me, and I'll let you in. You'd be real cool to have there, and I ain't seen you in a while!
>>714210697
Hey, you gonna send me a message so I can link you?
>>714212093
But you are
>>714211249
>immernoch deine Eltern
Verdammte Eltern, wenns die nie gegeben hätte wär ich besser dran!
>ignorieren schlecht
Nicht ignorieren, ausweichen!
>Einfach != Richtig
Korrekt, aber einfach = einfach.
>Es ist faul.
Ich kenne genug Leute die sich beim Blocken den Arm gebrochen haben. Ausweichen ist besser. Ignorieren wäre rumstehen wie ein grenzdebiles Wombat und warten bis der Angriff kommt.
>roll
>>714211299
>History repeats itself
>Try and you'll succeed
4th Reich it is!
>>714212077
so what do you do around here if I may ask
>>714212119
As much as you do about posting anime girls
>NOOOO! Stop enjoying things!
>>714212324
dude, it's just a random person, hes not even a regular, stop trying to get people to join, if they want to join they'll ask
>>714205619
FUCK. I always miss the best ones
>>714212394
This is pretty much it
>>714212394
Nothing, like the rest of you weak males with no girlfriends
Probably trying to flirt with one of you hoping it'll finally be a girl
>>714212364
yea I open random threads I hate and shitpost with my high horse
>>714211111
>>>714206222
worthy quints. i salute you
>>714212535
Those hurt feels will reply to me again~
>>714212415
>spiderman tried
>drawfagss tried
>hg fags tried
>normies still try
laffn
>>714212451
>dude, it's just a random person
Not the Programmer Kurisu?
>tfw I have been trying to buy Yuno merch for 2 months now but everytime there is something wrong with the shipment and I get my money back
>>714212519
post the same image over and over?
>>714212690
you can tell from filenames
>>714212697
(I think your packages hate Europe. It's a damn shame if so.)
>>714212739
Sometimes
>>714212667
>we picked fights with threads and lost
>T-THEY TRIED
I'm criing..
>>714212741
Actually, I only met the guy like 2 or 3 times. I didn't memorize that guy's file-naming scheme yet
>>714211469
I didn't notice this reply. How have you been?
>>714212788
All the time, everyday like it improves or something
>>714212667
Dont forget
>/a/ tried
>>714212390
Do it! But accept brown hair and brown eyes into your Herrenvolk pretty please
>Im skin color from being a shitskin
>>714212800
>we
typical normie outsider
>>714212856
I'm ok.
Gonna go do some reading now, though
for another of my classes.
>>714212788
how about some chit chat or gaming?
>>714212772
That's probably it
This is the 5th canceled package and I am running out of websites
Some of you are grown men who have never touched a girl so you settle for cartoon characters who couldn't even go near you if they were real, the rest of you are 15 year old band kids one bully away from the next columbine
>>714213021
>typical weak waifu poster response
Your pretending waifu didn't try to annoy other threads. Good job!
>>714213073
Sometimes both. Depends if anyone wants to talk with me
>>714213109
>I-i d-don't like t-thing
>here I made an image y'see
>>714212390
>ausweichen
Argument trifft immernoch zu. Nicht lösen < lösen.
>Blocken
Versuchen ist besser als der Sache aus dem Weg zu gehen. Bin ich zwar selbst nicht so von überzeugt aber es klingt richtiger als: Keine Löpsung ist auch eine Lösung.
Wir schweifen sowieso ab. Du wolltest das Problem nie lösen also zurück zur Ursachenermittlung...
Kindheitstrauma vermute ich mal gabs keine? Vergewaltigt? Böser Onkel? Schlechte Grundschulzeit?
>>714213200
>didnt try to annoy other threads
you're mad.
you're actually mad about a thread on 4chan
holy shit.
I awaken from a terrible nightmare around 8pm, the usual hour in which my slumber comes to a halt, albeit somewhat earlier. I obviously have a productive time ahead of me, being up at this hour. I turn myself over and kiss my Waifu pillow, landing my lips on a spot deprived of my dried-up ejaculate. As per usual, I begin to whine and scream for my mother. I require a nurtrituous meal of Tyson brand frozen chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew, and based on the smell emanating from my size 42 adult diaper, I will also need a change. I use what little energy I have to push my buzz lightyear bedsheets off, and roll myself out of bed, crushing several piss bottles in the process. Luckily, I can kill two birds with one stone by taking my biweekly shower tonight, so I can wash off the piss and also gain 10 big boy points from mommy. I waddle over to the bulletin board, and a smirk begins to form on my face as I realize I have acquired 100 big boy points, enough for a new anime body pillow. I plop 320 pound ass on to my computer chair, causing the shit in my adult diaper to spill out on the basement floor beneath me. I brush the roaches off of my LED lit mechanical keyboard and load up 4chan. As soon as I load up the latest "waitu claiming thread", mother walks down to the basement
Part 1
>>714213311
>being this triggered
>>714213377
She strategically maneuvers herself through the maze of piss bottles and shit jugs until she makes it to my desk. I am her precious son, earning so many big boy points I could be on the NASDAQ. She bows before me and presents tonights meal. It isn't what I was expecting, on the tray sits a great value paper plate, adorned with Tostitos Pizza rolls and a red solo cup of Dr. Pepper. Anger swells within me, causing my face to turn red. I twist my cheeto stained neckbeard hair and ponder what her consequence will be for this disappointment. I decide to drop it, as the meal will suffice. I brush a group of roaches off of my monitor and browse the latest Waifu claiming thread, and remind her to leave her credit card so I can order another body pillow to spray my seed upon. I turn around and see her grabbing my beloved Miku pillow, I become overwhelmed with rage, I stand up from my computer chair and begin to approach her. Suddenly, I trip over 2 liter of Mountain Dew that I filled with piss last year, and my fat, unshowered body crashes into the basement floor beneath me. It seemed to happen in slow motion. I hear the "crunch" roaches crushed under my man boobs. I happened to fall in a particular spot where I keep most of my shit jugs and piss bottles. I am completely soaked in old piss and shit
Pt 2
>>714213109
Praise this dude
>>714213427
I gaze down upon my body. I am completely naked expect for my adult diaper, the content of which has been emptied onto my thighs and back. My stomach extends forward so much I cannot see my feet, and my man tits so far I can barely see my stomach. I see the layer of shit, piss, and dead roaches as armor, and imagine myself as a hero in one of my favorite animes. I am trying to save my princess, my Miku body pillow mother is trying to capture. I must save her, she is my only instrument to combat my eternal virginity. I charge at mother, and collide with her, sending her crumbling down onto my mattress. She vomits immediately, because she knows she's lying upon millions of her unborn grand children, in the form of my semen absorbed into my buzz lightyear bedsheets. I lay on top of her, burying her face between my shit-covered man breasts. I pull myself away, and laugh as notice some of the dead roaches have stuck to the shit on her face. I reclaim my previous body pillow and kiss her up and down. I then proceed to expose my tiny Phallus and masturbate onto her, as a display of my power should her or my mother rebel against me once more
Pt 3, I'm writing these as I go
>>714213265
what kind of games do you play?
>>714213483
Mother retreats upstairs. I squint my eyes and hiss at the sliver of light creeping in from the basement door. I haven't been to the other parts of the house since last Christmas, when mom told me I had to socialize with the family or get my computer taken away. I imagine my house as a video game map, and think the rest of my house as The Unknown Lands. I also like to imagine my room a castle. I haven't been outside since I was 16, which was about 6 years ago. I live in complete darkness, except for my computer screen, which is always displaying the current Waifu claiming thread. Thinking of last Christmas makes me sweat and feel anxious, I never want to leave my castle. I remember walking up the steps. And trying to adjust my eyes to light. Mother made me wear a red Christmas sweater and some sweat pants. I walked into the living room where my normie family members were talking and doing things on their iPhones. I tried to convince them that computers are superior technology and only normies use phones, but they wouldn't listen. My little cousin asked my why I had so many stains on my sweat pants, and I realized these were the ones I masturbated on before mommy bough my first body pillow. I waddled back down to my castle and haven't left since.
Pt 4
>>714213436
Read my pastas. I'm committing to dismantling these Virginity Festivals
>>714213365
>You're mad
No, I think you just want to imagine that I am.
>You're mad
Nuh, I think you want there to be a reason it's so easy to trigger a whole waifu thread. Holy shit!
Be more triggered nao~
>>714212739
he's not shitting the thread actively so it's still better than some of the anons who actually try
>he actually wrote all this
>>714213551
Depends on my mood. Right now World of Warcraft.
Who are you exactly?
>>714213380
>>714212415
>>714211111
>>714210370
boi he dun it again 'n he be goindoit morrow s'well
>>714213577
I despise my family of normies, in fact I hate everyone who isn't part of the Waifu community. The only person free of my hatred is my mother. She's taken care of me for the past 22 years, and supplies me with food and diaper changes. It is now 10 pm, and I'm still soaked in my own shit and piss. Whatever, I've smelled worse than this before. I sit down at me desk, brush some roaches away from my mousepad, and refresh the current Waifu thread. Just as i begin to select my image of Miku to claim, I feel something move between my ankles. I see a big rat crawling beneath me. This will make an exquisite gift for my Waifu body pillow. I grab him by the tail, and suffocate him between my man breasts. I then throw him on to my bed, to appease Miku. I can hear mother yelling upstairs, in between sobs and crying. Probably on her normie iPhone talking to one of her newfag friends about me. All of this excitement makes my bowels loose, so I grab the nearest empty 2 liter of soda, remove my size 42 adult diaper, and like my asshole up with the opening. I squeeze out enough pizza roll liquid shit to fill up 1/4 of the container. I place it next to a pile of dead roaches and look back at my computer screen
Pt 5
>>714213637
>It's copied and pasted
>you look this stupid
>>714213610
you care too much about what people think
>>714213720
To be fair I did write it all and I copy and paste it from my Notes on my phone
As a wise man once said
Autists enjoy repetition
>>714213720
hur durr no shit.
he'd have to write it first to copy it
>>714213753
What do you mean? No one has even said what they think, they just keep being triggered and tell me I'm triggered
>>714213649
just another waifu poster .that game sounds expensive in a long run
>>714213814
>there isn't endless script to copy off the Internet
Pls, try before you post
>>714213863
You can buy game time with gold
Be back later
>>714213787
Explain waifu threads
>>714213787
imagine being so insecure and shit at everything you find something you hate and repeat it every day until you get full attention
>>714213960
thats the fucking joke you newfaggot.
>>714212920
>shitskin
No thanks.
>>714213322
Nicht lösen wenn lösen nicht nötig > unnötiger Aufwand
Wieso ist es so schwer zu begreifen, dass Ausweichen nicht nichts tun ist? Wenn ein auto auf mich zukommt muss ich keinen Schutzbunker bauen, ich kann auch einen Schritt nach rechts machen.
>Kindheitstrauma, Böser Onkel
Nicht das ich wüsste. Ich glaub das weis man normalerweise, wenn man eins hat.
>Schlechte Grundschulzeit
Ich hatte mal Ärger weil ich so einen Lauch mit einem Brett verschlagen hab, aber ansonsten lief's gut. Nichts was Jungs nicht normal auch tun würden.
Vielleicht bin ich ja auch nur ein normaler, netter Typ, der einfach best waifu liebt?
>Roll
>>714213960
explain why you post in a place you dislike
>>714213841
>no one has even said what they think
nice backpedal my man my buddy my chum pal friend
why are you trying to damage control this much
>>714213925
doubt a new account could reach the amount they ask
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>11111
>>714214071
Y r u so triggered by him?
>>714214114
Nah, my skin is white. Im a good spectrum from being shitskin.
>>714214196
Because it's easy and rewarding you anime girl pussy
>>714214498
>y r u
stop
>>714214498
10/10 samefagg
come back when you learn a thing or two about 4chan kiddo
Alice2 claimed.
>>714214250
Again how is that damage control?
What I said wasn't wrong or even proved wrong. You just wanted to use the word back pedal like you were winning or something, n that's all
Good job!
>>714214593
Or u can just be more triggered
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It's this thread again.
>>714214062
You mean the spammers?
>>714213109
I've probably had quite a bit more sex than anyone else on here to be honest.
Every day it's an orgy for me.
>>714213041
I'm going back to school for nursing I think. In a year. Any tips for someone who hasn't been in college for years?
>>714214569
autism
>>714214753
buddy, i am winning, i always am winning arguments on the internet because i obviously care what people think
o boi look @1 butthrut billy ovr hear LMFAO mayb if your're didn't tak so maney DIQKS UP YO'RE ASS u wuoldn't be so ASSAGRITATED u homo jizzjocky buttespelunker
NEWFLASH, KID: u r mad but hwo wuldn't be aftr bing shitrshocked & assblasted "oh no i gt str8 pooperpwnd so hrd im bleddin cum and i'm coming blud" - U [r a fagt lmao] your so asbroken ur kids, 20 yers l8er born with CBD (cronik butowned disese) o w8 ur not gona hav kidz cuz your love weeiner so much u FAGANGERY VIRGIN go gt laid kif kid lol how made do u have 2 b to even gt owned this hard ROFL holy crackers u r so analfurious ROFL "I ETA M OWN POO"- ur dad i cld cook a egg in ur but "I luv 23 lic d cum of ur dik" - u ur dad lieks men holy fuckign crackers "i wil hav secks wit bums" - ur mom olol and ur mon liks animals lmao XD "i luv gey porm"- u i put mu dik in ur faec n u lk it cuz u r mad gay " I M AUTIMST AND I LEK MEN"- u now tht i tytaly pwn3d u oit of ur mind ur hella analmad
>>714214584
Stop me
>>714214861
>spams own thread
Good job!
>>714214853
>these threads
>>714214942
you speak like it matters. pissing in a sea of piss
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>>714210370
sure thing kid come back again to the place you have to sperg
>>714214845
Spend cheap on food. Drink many coffees.
>>714214549
Just for the record: Italian does NOT count as white. You have failed us once too often!
Except Südtirol maybe.
>>714215068
Oh I remember the 36 hour coffee binges a month before finals.
Cheap food hurts you in the long run though.
>>714215037
>Speak
It's type. Get off your computer and go outside.
>>714215070
>Italian
Grandmother is Austrian. Grandfather is Serbian. They just assimilated into the Italian quarter.
>>714215211
>triggered by a word
ez
>>714215043
Have the you ur looking for
>>714215205
You can live for a surprisingly long time on flavoured meat pie varieties and flavoured milk. All your missing is Vit C and exercise.
>Rory-sama
>>714215291
>gets called out
>Oh no
>hurr I triggered you
Ya ok
>>714215230
Oh boy, I actually guessed right.
>half austrian, half kebab-removal
You are good. Welcome to the reich.
>>714215211
laughing at how fragile you are
>doesn't know how to respond
>lets just point out a flaw in his post
>3 images before image limit
to claim or not to claim
that is the question
ah fuck it, Chara claimed
>>714215454
so ez its like being on /r9k/
>>714215521
That's funny. I'm laughing at how fragile all of you are
Good job showing it moar
>>714215521
b-but y-you w-wa-waifu
N-n-no u-U
>>714215558
>needing a you this bad
>>714215598
oh no he got me guys
what do we do now
>>714215611
n-no... a-anon kun its... its my first t-time doing t-this..
Whoo another thread full of weak males showing themselves again and again
>fucking image limit
>>714215398
I'm used to organic food so that shit would hit me pretty hard if I started doing it again.
Also been dumpster diving and I have more food than I know what to do with so no need to save money on food. I end up throwing a lot of it out. Simply can't eat 25 bags of apples or 4 cases of bread.
I still have to spend over $1200/month on organic dog food though. Can't find that in a dumpster.
College might be fun but I want to spend as little time away from home as possible. I hop nurse practitioners have at least some work-life balance into their careers. I just want to do it a few years until I get a business revenue going. Maybe rent out some property who knows.
>>714215753
b-but y-you h-have to -to -t--togo outside an-anon
plz- no -p-post more plz
>>714215753
Oooooh ooh wat a good one guys, he's acting like this now whooaa
>>714215839
a-a-anon p-please... jjust k-kill y-y-ourself
>>714215889
woahaaah taking the internet seriously is pretty autistic
>>714215958
Two words:
Pizza Gate
>>714215958
>your taking Internet seriously
You seem to take it more seriously whooaa guy
>>714215958
shit son watch out you're going to bite your tongue
hurry up with dat new thread
>>714215999
what about it
>>714216045
>gets upset by a thread on 4chan
nice
>>714216160
thanks dad <3
>>714215958
YOU CAN'T BE THIS RETARDED
RIGHT???/
>>714215814
Knowing a nurse practitioner, no, its mostly work. As far as the food goes, thats a lot of effort. Though that kind of spending just on dog food is a bit obscene.
>>714216300
please delete this im offended
>>714216294
>Ur upset
Again, no I'm actually having a good day, just had lunch
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