panda breeding program thread
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panda breeding program thread
>>714168348
It doesn't work well. They're too lazy
>>714168421
I know right? stupid pandas don't even realize they're going extinct
everyone is gone?
>>714168500
not everyone.
not yet.
>>714168500
not everyone
why do I make you feel unsafe :(
>>714168528
I've never seen you before.
>>714168531
Because no one would just volunteer to do that for me. There are motives.
>>714168593
heroism is dead
（ナイロビ）― 南スーダン南部の街イェイの内部と周辺ではこの数ヶ月間、南スーダン政府軍と反政府勢力による民間人への深刻な人権侵害が起きていると、ヒューマン・ライツ・ウォッチは本日述べた。具体的には、政府軍による殺害やレイプ、恣意的拘禁、また反政府軍による拉致などだ。ヒューマン・ライツ・ウォッチが今回イェイで確認した人権侵害は、現在の紛争で両勢力が行ってきた一連の民間人攻撃の最も最近の事件といえる。
スーダン人民解放軍（SPLA）と反政府勢力との戦闘、および両勢力による民間人攻撃が同国南部で激しくなったのは、2016年7月初めの首都ジュバでの一連の衝突後。民間人数十万人が南部のエクアトリア地域（Greater Equatoria）から逃れている。
「国連による武器禁輸措置の提案がようやく協議される。これまで南スーダンでは、ほぼ3年にわたり武装組織による民間人への残虐行為があった」と、ヒューマン・ライツ・ウォッチのアフリカ・アドボカシー上級ディレクターのダニエル・ベケレは述べた。「国連安全保障理事会メンバーは、民間人攻撃の停止の一助となりうるこの措置をただちに支持すべきである。」
>>714168593
surprising honestly, i've been here a while.
tiger had a similar reaction. which also, had me similarly surprised.
>>714168631
I knew it.
>>714168665
Do you know me?
イェイの町に駐在しているが、人権侵害の報告があってから国連PKO部隊が哨戒を実施できたのはわずか2回。主な原因は、国連側のジュバの出入りに政府が制限を加えているからだ。
8月23日の殺害事例では、正体不明の襲撃者たちが家に押し入り、母親と娘（4）を手斧で殺し、遺体を川に捨てたと伝えられる。幼児（4ヶ月）は首を切りつけられたが生き残った。殺害は政府軍支配地域で起きたが、この事例やその他の事例でも、ヒューマン・ライツ・ウォッチは襲撃犯が政府軍か反政府勢力のどちらかであるかを確認できなかった。
ヒューマン・ライツ・ウォッチは、政府軍兵士が民間人男性をイェイの軍事施設に恣意的に拘禁した事例を多数明らかにした。またジュバ、ヤンビオ、ワウでの軍による恣意的拘禁について、現在の典型的なタイプも示
>>714168665
perhaps i just don't come to enough threads.
>>714168715
not personally of course.
>>714168650
someone translate it could be japanese moot making an announcement !
Yuki makes me feel unsafe.
They're terrifying
>>714168650
>>714168748
and a ching chong nip nong to you too, young lady
I will refrain from saving you anymore yuki
>>714168793
It's just OP is a fag over and over. Trust me.
>>714168767
I mean have you seen me in a thread. I've never seen you so you probably haven't seen me which means it shouldn't be surprising that I don't know you
>>714168898
i guess im easily surprised then.
i have seen you before. multiple times.
>>714168898
I should remember more from my highschool japanese classes
though when I close my eyes watching subbed anime sometimes I barely follow whats going on. kind of a weird feeling
Qreen is officially an oldfag
>>714169007
darn. i've been had.
>officially
>>714168811
I'm one person though.
>>714168856
Nibi will save me out of kindness I'm sure.
>>714169096
You can't prove that
i really don't know what you would expect me to say that doesn't warrant a sarcastic answer/comment. but alright.
hell i've been in and out of "relationships" with people on here.
نكتب إليكم، نحن المنظمات غير الحكومية الموقعة أدناه، لنحثكم على دعم دعوة المفوض السامي إلى تحقيق دولي مستقل في الوفيات والإصابات المدنية في اليمن. هذه الدعوة قامت بها مرارا منظمات المجتمع المدني المحلية والإقليمية والدولية.
خلال فترة النزاع، فوّت المجلس فرصا حاسمة لمعاجلة الانتهاكات المزعومة للقانون الدولي لحقوق الإنسان والقانون الإنساني الدولي في اليمن. في 2 أكتوبر/تشرين الأول 2015، تبنى مجلس حقوق الإنسان القرار 30/18. إنه قرار تشوبه عيوب كبيرة، صاغته السعودية التي هي طرف في النزاع. تجاهل هذا القرار دعوات سابقة إلى إجراء تحقيق دولي، وأيد بدلا من ذلك إنشاء لجنة وطنية يمنية. بعد ذلك بعام، خلص المفوض السامي لحقوق الإنسان إلى أن اللجنة الوطنية "غير
okay
>>714169133
Everyone is one person for the most part.
>>714169221
You poor thing
نكتب إليكم، نحن المنظمات غير الحكومية الموقعة أدناه، لنحثكم على دعم دعوة المفوض السامي إلى تحقيق دولي مستقل في الوفيات والإصابات المدنية في اليمن. هذه الدعوة قامت بها مرارا منظمات المجتمع المدني المحلية والإقليمية والدولية.
>>714169273
Get out isis
>>714169302
hello
>>714169133
>>714169302
>>714168811
>>714168421
What is this creature you keep posting? Ive been seeing it around for the past month so im guessing its relatively new...
And why does it always look suggestive???
i should start taking my sertraline again.
>>714169582
suggestion is in the eyes of the beholder.
baby.
>>714169582
Starts with a S ends with a T
>>714169582
It's a pokemon from the new games
Salandit and Salazzle.
The females can make pheromones which attract males of all species, including humans. They can control their lured in victims with the pheromone too. Only female Salandits evolve, and Salazzles build a harem out of male Salandits
Yeah thats right. Pokemon added a canon mind-control orgy Pokemon
you dont realize how often you swallow your own spittle until every movement of your throat is agony
>>714169716
except that's pretty close to what actual lizards do
>>714169924
aw, sorry, I just got over a pretty harsh cold. i feel you on that.
>>714169978
Actual lizards build mind control harems?
Hell, they probably lure in males of other species to eat, since they can control those too and it specifies the harem is made of Salandit.
>>714170112
saved just to post at katia
>>714170015
I'm a whiny bitch when I'm sick
>>714170322
He's seen it before. The idea of being eaten and just not caring scared him.
Here, have a Salandit who is totally not controlling the world economy from behind the scenes.
vore is terrifiying this is true
>>714170712
Well at least you don't mind when the lizard eats you. I'm sure other pokemon aren't so kind.
>>714171161
uh yeah I would mind
>>714171183
Not if your brain is toasted with mind-control pheromones.
Look at the Vaporeon, he's totally okay with the situation
>>714171252
>>714171281
yes, exactly
>>714171358
Do it ya fag
>>714170653
Kekd
>>714171252
remember when pokemon was wholesome and we just craved that sweet Arcanine knotting
>>714171510
>remember when pokemon was wholesome
No. Pokemon has always been a bit messed up.
It's no wonder they hate me.
IT'S A WONDER THEY DON'T HATE ME MORE
I HATE ME MORE
I REALLY HATE ME
>>714171920
>>714171920
Calm down grayfox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0XzMOW0wgI
>ywn travel across China
>ywn milk pandas cum to use in breeding programs
>>714171920
para are you okay?
Eh, I'll draw stuff if people want a doodle. Anyone want something smutty? Nothing too crazy.
>>714171701
this is true some of the old RBY pokedex entries are pretty disturbing
>>714173023
draw a cute st bernard wagging his tail happy and drooling
>>714173078
What body type?
>>714173038
Yeah, things like a pokemon that literally wears its mothers skull.
>>714173152
well they're giant breed dogs so I'd imagine either really hefty or muscular or both
>>714173166
"It remembers every dream it eats. It rarely eats the dreams of adults because children's are much tastier." - Drowsee
I was kicked out of sunday school multiple times for bringing pokemon cards
>>714172987
haha no
>>714173366
I'm here if you want to talk, you can add me on steam or discord if you'd prefer to keep private
>>714173351
Ah yes, the pedo pokemon.
Pokemon at my school was banned during school hours. This was bad for the kids because my mother got addicted to anime. She fell for Pokemon cards hard. So when she came to pick us up at the end of the day she'd trade cards with all the kids.
Thing is, she is an intelligent adult and they were dumb kids. She ripped them off incredibly badly and left them feeling like they'd had a good trade.
Even now, she has a full set of every card from the first three sets (both shiny and normal). She also has a stack of shiny cards as big as your hand left over.
>>714173591
wtf you have a coolass mom
>>714173437
I'm currently out of antidepressants and I think I have bronchitis. So I'm feeling terrible both mentally and physically
my mother played legend of zelda but for some reason she was unable to really grasp 3D gaming and when Ocarina of Time came out she instead was obsessed about watching me play and giving me hints
I tried so many damn times to make her play it but she just insisted she couldn't grasp it even though she 100%'d the second quest in the original.
>>714173729
depending on the anti-depressant, that's a serious medical emergency Para. What prevents you?
Gonna go have dinner. Back later.
>>714173617
She had a manga collection worth about $20k
>>714173776
I'm waiting for them to be delivered
>>714173809
you must have had a very interesting childhood
>>714173848
How long have you been off them?
How long do you have to wait?
>>714173960
Since like last week. I need to wait a week or more to receive new ones.
strange medical system but okay
would you consider calling emergency services if you felt it was too much?
>>714173960
my neighbor has a stupid loud squeaky engine in his car, and he just went out and started it. I legitimately thought my GPU was about to pop every single capacitor on it.
stunt or die
>>714175806
what's good nigga
>>714175938
Not much. Eating dinner and watching dumb shit
Worked the last two days, called in sick today. Just making do with weekends
>>714176031
thank god 4 being gainfully employed in this exploitative capitalist system
im finna buy a new gun, something subcompact for summer n shit, idk if u got thoughts since australia but im taking suggestions
>>714176099
buy one that goes "bang" when you pull the trigger
hmm
Get a Hi-Point, obviously.
>>714176202
ngl I was gonna buy one that moaned like a slut every time you shot it instead but that's good advice too
>>714176257
im not nearly broke or black enough
also does hi point even have subcompacts? all the guns is fucking obese
>>714176214
HMMMMMMMMMMM
>>714173286
The first and last time I try to draw hefty people.
I cannot stand it lol.
>>714176214
Wait a minute, Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.
>>714176288
Don't you have finals soon?
Mine start today.
wait they killed akraptor and prince in the same comic
and the panel after hoaqin says he ate prince koon brings baam something to eat
that's some dark shit siu what the fuck fam
>>714176409
yeah eventually idk when
>>714176373
oh wait, are you the one that was doin' the fox and whatever else?
>>714176435
Man you should probably know that.
What if they start today and you don't even know?
>>714176435
If I hadn't already read it I would be pissed about you spoiling it like a cunt
>>714176288
You're the one moaning like a slut every time you shoot it, not the gun
>>714176440
yeh.
>>714176507
I know they don't start today since I know what we are doing today
I'll know when we have finals because whatever we'll be doing will be something else
finals are scheduled differently so if I have a normal schedule finals didn't start yet
>>714176509
I actually figured you would've read it already, I was like 900% sure of that. Seriously, what the fuck though. They haven't killed off any important characters since like part 1.
>>714176541
I can't remember what else I had said, just wondering. You ever get any more progress on it?
>>714176595
the footjob picture? I got bored and went on to draw other crap.
>>714176573
If Rachel doesn't meet her cunt quota she withers away to nothing
Need to balance out Androssi being maximum waifu
>I actually figured you would've read it already,
Never assume
I often wake up late or forget cause I'm busy
>>714176647
I don't blame you
>>714176573
Well, my finals start today, and that's all that really matters.
Time for hell.
>>714176724
good luck friend.
>>714176678
I'll be careful next time, but you're usually reliable about reading comics, especially when you're broken and shit.
I'm still tryna figure out what the fuck rachel actually DOES. Like baam is badass af and shit but rachel just seems to coast through without having any actual skills. Also, what was that weapon she murdered akraptor with?
>>714176724
I feel bad for you son, 99 problems, etc
>>714176373
yeah thats kinda obvious
but thank you anyway
>>714176779
>'m still tryna figure out what the fuck rachel actually DOES. Like baam is badass af and shit but rachel just seems to coast through without having any actual skills
No that's her thing. She completely relies on everyone else.
Baam has a knack for learning things extremely quickly. He's a "natural genius" in manga/manwha terms.
Rachel has a knack for finding people who can help her, and convincing them to do so.
Pretty sure Rachel is also an Irregular like Baam, so there is probably a lot of people interested in her.
>what was that weapon she murdered akraptor with?
She killed him with his own weapon, the one that looks like a lance or folded up umbrella.
>>714177036
Yeah, they're definitely both irregulars, that's confirmed, and her ability to persuade is self evident. It's just that we never really see her doing it. It's very opaque, that's all.
Weapon design in ToG is also very bizarre.
>>714177141
Well, we saw her convince Hoaquin
Most of the time she probably doesn't really need it, because it's obvious someone higher up is helping her for their own needs.
It'll be funny if they turn her into a Thorn like they wanted to do with Baam.
>>714177256
I don't think they're fucking with rachel for a long while. Apparently siu considers her the female protagonist.
>>714177308
Oh no, not any time soon. She's like the major antagonist. FUG and Rachel are the source of all of Baams woes
Oh also Androssi being ultra-thirsty tsundere but that is neither here nor there.
>>714177420
fug isn't exclusively antagonistic to baam, ha jinsung seems like he's sincerely on his side
rachel's goal is too arcane and not explicitly selfish enough that if I had to bet she's either going to actually succeed by the end of the story, or she's going to be redeemed at some point if she dies
>>714176779
At least I can get the most important one over with on the first day.
>>714177601
really, that's all that matters
let me know how it goes
later lads
fare thee well subby
>>714177718
Hopefully I'll be in the mood to talk about it.
Same.
>>714177531
>ha jinsung seems like he's sincerely on his side
One good apple in a basket of rotting fruit isn't great.
Hwa Ryun is pretty gud too. Her and Androssi can build a harem for Baam. No Rachels allowed.
>rachel's goal is too arcane and not explicitly selfish enough
Her goal was never selfish, it was entirely her methods to reach it. She wanted to reach the top, like every other Regular.
But unlike most of them she has an uncontrollable fetish for placing knives in backs and being a general cunt for the sole purpose of being a cunt.
Gotta say though, the best line in the entire series so far is from the end of the first part, when she tells Hwa Ryun that she is afraid of the night.
That's right bitch be afraid
>>714178004
hi badj
>>714178031
hyello, sup?
>>714178078
posting crap feeling terrible
you?
>>714178223
Listening to old playlists, playing Magic Duels. Contemplating smoking some weed.
>>714178304
yay weed I was about to load up a bowl myself
>>714178340
Nice, you do that and I'll roll myself a phat one.
>>714178377
never figured out how to roll worth a shit
>>714178423
I'm only rolling cause I have no other method.
>>714178551
vaporizers man
I cannot tell you just how worth the investment they are. even if you're just a casual smoker, the savings, taste, and experience of something like the Arizer Solo or DaBuddha are irreplaceable
>>714168598
would love having a horse fucking wife
>>714178847
I just realized that bear is stoned as fuck and laughed
bupkis
>>714178622
Well, rolling has worked well so far for me.
>>714179475
hey there how are you?
>>714179657
i'm okay, a little sick but otherwise fine i guess, got some green and i'm deciding whether I want to stay home today and get baked this morning or go to school and get baked later today, how about yourself?
>>714179790
huller, how you doing?
how are you?
quick reply bugged out
>>714179871
schooling is important, but if you're sick take that into account
I am also horribly sick for some stupid reason
I can't tell if it would be a good idea to smoke while having a sore throat and cough.
What a strange fucking thread
I'm kinda bummed out guys
It's the season to be sick and depressed.
>>714180036
Why not just not smoke?
>>714180036
I did with cigarettes and it seemed to actually help. Just hard to get the first few breaths down.
(Thanks burnt nerve endings.)
>>714180036
its generally a bad idea if you do do it lightly
vaporizing though hardly a problem so third bowl of the night here I go
>>714179938
i know it is, but my class pretty much lets you work at your own pace so i think a day wouldn't be a problem
a lot of factors can play into why or how you're sick
>>714180090
what's on your mind, friend?
>>714180327
Lonely Christmas again, John.
>>714180239
I'm like 80% sure I've got strep because some stupid nigger bitch at work had it and she's literally the most gross bitch I've ever seen in my life
>>714180381
Never fun.
>>714180154
Because apparently some freeloading microorganisms decided it would be a fun prank to infect my respiratory tract.
>>714180212
I don't smoke much though.
>>714180214
Yeah, well, ya see.. I don't have a vaporizer.
>>714180416
that's pretty lame, hopefully it doesn't last too long.
What do you guys do when you're bored?
>>714180979
think, nothing, drink coffee in a desperate attempt to become un-bored.
>>714179871
Pretty good, I guess. Just a little confused about the weekend I had. Also stoned. What about you?
>>714180090
pls go
>>714180576
maybe santa will bring you one for christmas
>>714180979
enjoy my pleasant family life with my loving wife and children
