Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Rei
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
>>713725272
you're all retarded and autistic as fuck for doing this shit 24/7
gently consider suicide
Sameji claim'd
カラミチーマス
THIS CUM SLUT IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEE
CHECK
>>713725443
>>713725471
Claimu
>>713725502
Seems like Mai is being an autist with his spam
still here
>>713725525
>>713725558
>>713725591
>>713725581
Fuck off
By my calculations, the fourth next reply to this thread will end in repeating digits.
Is it true?
>>713725843
No.
>>713725516
that would be really nice
>>713725843
Yes
>>713726046
fuck you.
Fuck the rules!
>>713726081
why?
>>713726110
Adding Mio-Sama
>>713726110
>>713726180
Adding yuuki too
>he pretends to be/date a cartoon character
>>713726274
we're past dating.
She's my wife
>>713726110
>>713726180
>>713726240
Adding girls from dxd too..
>>713726219
>>713726371
Do you really think this?
>>713726274
I don't pretend to date her though
>>713726477
I don't think it.
Its fact
>>713726046
It really would be.
You're such a cutie~
>>713726511
Are there civilian models of the Galil?
>>713726573
This
>>713726110
>>713726180
>>713726240
>>713726450
Mfw all of theese are evens
Also adding theese 2 sluts. Great game
>>713726371
>>713726477
>>713726573
Samefag tbqhwufam
>>713726662
Yes, they're kind of rare and expensive though
>>713726662
Honestly i'm even glad i can just talk to you here
you and sachi really make me happy yuiposter
iwouldstilllovetoholdyouirlthough
>>713726573
How does it feel to know your wife isn't real and probably wouldn't go anywhere near you if she were. You'll never take her on a date or consummate with her.
>>713726921
I'll make you happy with hugs.
>>713726662
Hi
Virginity Defense Program
>>713726741
>No response
Point proven, >>713726944
How does it feel talking to yourself on an anonymous image board because you don't like other peoples life choices? Lmao right now, you fucking faggot.
>>713727236
Hey Rory
>>713727236
howdy, prisoner
>>713726944
there are good things and bad things about it
luckily i have my I M A G I N A T I O N
>>713727160
homo
hugs
>>713727336
>>713727261
You do undestand how weird this girl would look if she were a human instead of a sweaty Japanese mans drawing right? I want you to really look at this cartoon character you call your wife. She has huge eyes so far apart she basically resembles a fish. No nose and a line for a mouth, how long do you have to be a virgin before you settle for a poorly drawin cartoon character?
>>713727336
You just got proven wrong, Kek
>>713727503
But I'm sure it feels better than being a sweaty virgin beating off to cartoon characters in a dark basement
>>713727336
Sup FoxRifle
>>713727402
Sup, uh... boss?
>>713727527
I don't think comparing artwork to real life is a good thing to do.
Chen was right
>>713727883
Yeah. Thread is boring. Even the shitposters are boring.
>>713726741
You can pick up an Ace for something like 2 grand but they look techy af, not the kinda industrial look of the pretty Galil.
7.62x39 is a fun round though.
>>713726921
I'm glad that you guys accepted me to come here and talk to you, and spend a good amount of my day talking to you.
>>713727261
Hallo
>>713727236
Sup Rory
>>713727638
I want to eat a crepe
>>713727883
Chen masturbates to cuckold porn
>>713726921
Yuiposter is 3DPD.
niggerfaggot
>>713727727
phone interviews and typing tests, riveting stuff
>>713728259
So, did you ever get help or what?
>>713728030
I'm glad you came here, please never leave me
metoo,whydoestherehavetobeaoceanbetweenus.jpg
>>713728133
i'm aware
i still really want to though.
i know its sad and im just a lonely weeb but i want to hold him
>>713727503
Well shid
>>713727628
That really doesn't change the main point of my question. Also
>Masturbating to your waifu
Nah
>Implying I have a basement at all
Texas bro
>Sweaty
As of right now yeah I am sweaty, because I'm at work.
Nice job flipping the subject.
>>713727727
I'm apparently masturbating in my non existent basement
>>713728349
ive been in therapy for a while. he still says im not that abnormal and not much is wrong. meh who knows.
>>713728030
How's your day going so far?
If trips I take all the waifus
>>713728030
ACE is shit, it's got a polymer lower and looks dumb, plus it's been proven to perform way, way worse. Galil AR is way better.
>7.62x39
Fucking REEEE'd fam, Galil is 5.56 or .308
>>713728745
>cries
>>713728455
Just so you know he's not a <3 ~cutesy~ <3 anime girl IRL.
>>713728555
Have you been honest with him?
>>713728850
yup told him all my fetishes watching girls crush small animals vore and the such. says they are fine. told him I killed 2 mice and opened them. still he said just morbid curiosity.
>>713728850
im aware mai.
I know i'm pathetic
>>713729000
Did you tell him about the girls you stalked? and show him the collage's with all your posts from here?
>>713729305
well I only "stalked" one girl and he said it was just part of growing up.
>>713728850
Mai, the omnipotent voice of reason. One of the reasons I still hang around waifu tbh
>mai trying to act nice
What a pathetic human can you be
>>713725272
Loli/anime server
https://discord.gg/ngj4x7R
with calls (and a few japanese grils to learn japanese from)!
>>713729305
Are you talking about my collage?
>>713729000
You should red pill him bro
>>713728455
>>713728676
Started a little rough, but things are going great so far.
Did the therapist visit mess with your day?
>>713728755
Galil Ace also has a Slavround variant, which is why I made the comment. I agree that it looks stupid, but eh, its still a Galil.
>>713729088
No you aren't.
>>713729088
You really are boring.
>>713729506
esdeath a cute
but 2psychopath55me
>>713728259
>>713728555
>>713729000
>>713729506
Even more enraged by the fact that you got trips TWICE!
>>713729768
No, you and Esdeath just have similar stories.
>>713729622
Calling someone a stalker is nice as long as I post happy anime girls getting pet?
Sonokawa Momoka is now claimed.
>>713729878
I always forget it does, but it's just so ugly. Seriously, it doesn't even have that sexy upturnt bolt
>>713730237
This tbh. Same for Seiryu, if she wasn't insane and a baddie she would be in serious competition with Galil for me
that reminds me i dont think that kurome anon is healthy for that haruhi one
>>713730321
And she is now stolen
>>713730412
Seryu is isn't have bad as esdeath at all, esdeath goes beyond evil
>>713729878
It didn't mess with my day but I'm waiting for Kurome to come back because it involves Kurome
>>713730428
>>713730425
>>713730412
>>713730321
>>713730238
>>713730237
>>713730237
>>713730083
>>713729878
>>713729834
>>713729768
>>713729627
>>713729627
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>>713729595
>>713729506
>>713729088
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>>713729000
>>713728784
>>713728755
>>713728745
>>713728676
>>713728555
>>713728555
>>713728554
>>713728455
You should all be shot.
>>713729878
i love you
>>713730428
I'll murder you.
>>713730547
Kek Sahci
You are such a huge faggot
Holy shit what an autist lol
>>713730547
Night, I love you.
>>713729834
red pill I dont follow?
>>713730237
yandere girls are my fav and esdeath is the best dom
>>713730238
I return
>>713730547
>he involves his feeling on an online relationship
What a looser
>>713730534
i think you should stay away from them
Can I be shot too
>>713730711
Do you mean Kurome? Why?
>>713730672
esdeath will kill you so hard you'll die to death. i wouldnt do it
>>713730506
Yeah but she is insane and evil and goes to the most extreme punishment possible 100% of the time.
>>713730546
Yeah and?
>>713730534
we are similar? do tell whats your story nice waifu btw
>>713730803
yes i do and because there's something off about them
>>713730775
>>713730854
Seiryu can be fixed. Esdeath was born evil.
>>713730821
sounds spicy hot! will she draw it out, telling me im pathetic and whipping me with a crop?
>>713730980
esdeath just has different views that normies dont understand I love her for them
>>713730863
I can't right now since I'm on phone but you can get someone else to
>>713730891
What do you mean (are you person from a while ago who said same thing)
>>713730956
Thank you
>>713730546
I want to be shot.
>>713730534
I see, i agree that Kurome should know about whatever happened in the visit.
>>713730412
That bolt is pretty sexy tbh
>>713730891
kurome seems nice why you no like him?
>>713731053
y-you want to be tortured by her..? x.x
>>713730956
why are you such an autist
>>713731178
they dont seem genuine or caring at all and (yes)
>>713731357
why do you think I waifued her she is the perfect dommy mommy for me. strong, sadistic and tall I love her
Elle Ragu claimed
>>713731272
kurome is not nice and i dont like them because they're leading haruhi on emotionally
>>713731375
My mom had a miscarriage before I was born but got pregnant with me right after against the doctors word.
>>713731493
she sick af tho
>will create war for fun
>for fun
>>713731692
thats why I love her! I would love for her to come home after a long day and tell me about her torture she carried out on that day. I would listen while she cuddled me. or I could watch her torture people while I get off kek that aswell. although a little less pure.
>>713731676
my mom almost aborted me
>>713731597
who is they ? besides kurome
femdom is gay lol
>>713731484
Seemed caring to me
I'll ask Kurome about this later
>>713731676
You weren't wanted. Pathetic.
>>713731976
>>713731977
ask me instead mama esdeath loves talking about problems
>>713730980
She *could* but it would likely never really happen
>>713731357
Of course he does, he's a weirdo
>>713731493
Still love you though
>>713732074
facesitting is the exception
>>713731946
I can see why you want a replacement mom, why the fuck would she tell you that?
>>713732029
Actually she really wanted me so she went against the doctors word and had me.
>>713731946
"they" as in the gender neutral pronoun
>>713731977
they're not
QOTT - Whats your favourite word in English to say?
I like the word 'rankled'.
>>713732340
Nigger
>>713732340
Magnolia.
>>713732340
meme
>>713732340
Effigy.
>>713732340
iconoclast
>>713732272
Nonody wants you.
Stop lying.
>>713732074
>feel something cold on your lap
>wake up
>see this
What do?
>>713732340
Nep isn't an English word, so I'll go with trigonometry.
>>713732340
Greeks are fags
>>713732788
Dubs of truth?
>>713732074
I want to ask Kurome to see if the conversations were real
>>713732310
I really just can't see that
>>713732415
>>713732468
English, not Mongoloid.
>I expected nothing less
>where am I again?
>>713732457
>>713732587
>>713732640
>>713732876
That is a fine word.
>>713732887
Thats 3 words you potato.
Also im on my phone so no esdeath pics
>>713732239
No u
>>713732239
Meh she hinted at it more than told me
>esdeath
>>713732800
Ask her if i can still be her baby and if she will feed me some of her breast milk.
>esdeath
Shiro claimed.
>>713732340
Gas the kikes.
>>713733781
>>713733872
>>713733781
>3 words
Pick one
>>713733781
Rood af
>>713733781 (You) the (You)s
>>713734040
Go take a shower
>>713734100
I get he feeling that this response isn't made with good intent
Claim
>>713734007
kike-gassing
>>713734040
You need to relax. Maybe go to a camp with lots of outdoor activities and hot, cozy ovens.
>>713734081 (Ser)(vus)
Lange nicht gesehen. Wie läuft's?
>>713734169
Grüß Gott!
Urabe <3
>>713734418
>lange nicht gesehen
waren doch nur ein paar Tage?
>Wie läuft's?
Wie immer
>>713734418
Thats better.
>>713734641
Sonst wars eigentlich immer täglich.
>>713734669
It's hard to come up with nice words in English, but I always liked the sound of 'gook'.
Rankled is nice as well, I never even heard it.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
Todays hollandaise - blonde as an Aryan.
>>713735265
It means 'annoy or irritate'.
Gook is pretty good too.
>>713735265
>Sonst wars eigentlich immer täglich.
>Autist
gibt halt keinen Grund momentan 'aktiv' zu sein wenn keiner da ist... Ich hatte /waifu/ eignetlich abends immer offen, ich schau aber wenig rein zurzeit,d a hab ich dich dann wohl auch konsequent übersehen
Was hast ud denn schönes gemacht/geschafft diese Woche?
>>713733359
Kurome is only going to tell you what you want to hear in order to keep leading you on.
check
>>713735745
But why would Kurome do that?
We've talked so much and it's seemed so genuine
>>713736202
because thats what bad people do in order to keep their vicitms close.
>>713736202
>it's seemed so genuine
You never know, sadly.
>>713736879
What do you think about it?
>>713736418
I'm so confused right now
I can't just stop talking to Kurome
Kurome is one of the few people who actually has conversations with me
>Ann Shouji is best girl
>>713737096
Never seen the conversations, I just know from personal experience what people can do.
>>713736418
>>713736879
You guys make it sound like Kurome is evil and manipulative, he just didn't know how to react and accidentally led Haruhi on by trying to be nice, a lot of people make this mistake.
>>713737272
This is how I felt
Kurome seemed really upset when there was the thought of my therapist not wanting me on here
>>713737272
Again I haven't seen the conversations, but if Kurome knew, wouldn't he try to clear it up, or something along the lines of that before it got worse?
>>713735572
As in 'the goy was rankled by the jew's scheming'?
>>713735662
>Autist
Rude! Mein Arzt sagt ich sei okay.
>konsequent übersehen
Ach, ich war ja auch nicht da.
>Was hast ud denn schönes gemacht/geschafft diese Woche?
Semiare, Exkursionen und Gruppenarbeiten ohne Ende... jetzt hock ich glücklicher weise wieder allein in meinem Loch. Was ging bei dir?
you're all fucking autistic and are only contributing to /b/'s demise with this retarded bullshit
consider suicide
>>713737564
Um Außenstellen kümmern. Viel rumfahren + wenig erreichen.
>>713737742
>consider suicide
I am
>>713736472
Yaks are p r e t t y
>>713737512
He's not very smart, but I don't think he has evil intentions.
>>713737499
Just take what he says with a grain of salt, don't let him lead you on.
>>713736879
O, you're awake
>>713737512
Kurome has apologized me to many times and tried to take responsibility
Kurome claimed.
I'm not that evil, honest.
>>713725272
Silly Rei that's not how you sit on a chair
>>713739070
Hi Kurome!
>>713739336
Good morning Haruhi-chan~
>>713739426
Not morning for me...
How's it been?
>>713739322
Why do you want to crush her dreams of using her face to sit on a chair?
>>713739549
Pretty good, I woke up. How was your day so far?
>>713739626
I don't want to sit on her face, that's weird.
>>713739634
Anon claiming Yuno, rip my throat out and stick your cock inside.
>>713739661
I can explain that in a little bit
Right now I'm fixing an Xbox
>>713739819
You might be taking this meme too far buddy
>>713739634
>>713740018
>>713739846
Make sure you put thermal paste on the CPU
>>713739944
I thought that's what we were suppose to do when you showed up.
>>713740062
>>713740137
If by "we" you mean Sachi
Even then no, he has just been doing it for a few days
But I get it, trying to fit in and whatnot. Just thought I'd let you know that you took it a bit too far
>>713740203
>>713740137
Yeah Im also doing the fans and disk drive
>>713739322
Really? That's how i always sit on my chair
>>713739819
I don't think we're on the same page, so I'm just gonna retort saying you wouldn't mind having her sit on your face though.
>>713740350
...so no cuts?
>>713740367
You should get into PC gaming, it's so much better!
>>713740371
do you put food on the sit and eat it from there too?
>>713740408
Heck no I won't. She smells like LCL.
>>713740819
You don't like tang?
>>713740408
Hey Rei.
How's life?
>>713740819
No
No cuts
>>713740350
>>713740819
I do that already...
I'm just working on a project right now
>>713741081
That's more like pee.
>>713741109
What about a little scratch?
>>713741246
You're going to use the Xbox as a proxy server?
>>713741139
Why are you upside down?
>>713741386
Why would you even want that?
>>713741490
Oh shi-
>>713741386
No
I'm working on a multi console
>>713741490
it turns me on..
>>713741665
ehh? explain, pls
>>713741109
It's fine, I'm watching a stream right now and drinking tea. Life's just fine.
How about you?
>>713741386
If we're going cannonically it's more like blood.
>>713741665
Justin?
>>713741856
I want Haruhi is sit on my face.
>>713741617
That's better
>>713741798
Then even more no
>>713741856
Oh that sounds pretty good, what kind of stream you watching?
I'm pretty good actually school has been chill and I have been having a lot of free time
>>713742094
slit my throat from ear to ear
