Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt4
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Secret / Advice / Vent thread pt4
Heres a pretty open secret. You weren't expecting me to rise to the occasion with this living alone stuff did you
>>713572139
moms friend fongered me in the bakc of my moms car
>>713572236
>rise to the occasion
No dick jokes
I am the 4chan killer and I killed question guy but someone keeps postings these shitty confessions thread and they will die next.
>>713572274
>>713572274
Bot, you're quick.
I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it
>>713572139
We ha sec all ve rets?
>>713572390
M or F? Started as rape and ended as a new kink?
>>713572390
Did he suck you too?
>>713572460
f, it did started with him being quite forceful and me trying to stay quiet and not get other people to notice what he was doing
>>713572495
i assume ^that^ should answer your question
>>713572390
new developments? last time you said something about a party right before thread died
>>713572139
My friend and his wife have a shaky marriage, recently a female friend came down for vacation and she clearly has a thing for him. The wife is irritated and jealous but rains cordial at face value but talks mad shit behind their backs.
The wife irritates me some times but get along 90% of the time, she has an adorable face, slight stomach chub but a booty to kill for and a great rack.
I fantasize about her separating from him and using me for comfort, I'd love to bury deep in her and grind that fat ass.
>>713572577
>being quite forceful
Was it rappy or just rougher then you were ready for? Rappy to kink is my bag. Just a new found kink is not bad either.
>get other people
Was this in public? Shit is getting more fappable by the second.
>no gf
>no diploma or ged
>no money atm (startup was dissolved due to cuck partner)
>no license and definietly no car
>living with parents
>lost most friends this year (fucked me over)
>very succesful year financially but didnt save a damn thing
>feeling lost as far as my goal goes
working on new startup as we speak (funded already), going to write the GED coming up here, and get my license and a vehicle hopefully. other than that I am doing good. hopefully after I get my shit together this weird emptiness feeling will go away. not sure what i am chasing but will find out when i get the essentials out of the way. any /b/ros relate? AMA
>>713572719
Pics or you're a fag.
>>713572749
it was my first time doing anything so i wasn't expecting it to be rough at all as a first time, it was kind of in public, the movie theater was pretty empty though
>>713572719
>fantasizing about being put in the friendzone
Only on /b/
>>713572835
You're first bj was in a theater and it was a facefuck?
Fuck, I forgot. Pic w/ timestamp or some pussy shot or ass/pussy shot. whatever.
>>713572828
I know people who browse /b/, they'd recognize so no. I'm not here to feed you fap material
I used to be an internet prostitute... I used to have cyber sex and phone sex with people for in game secondlife money.
I am in a relationship now, one that doesn't let me do it anymore.
But I miss it, I miss being a gross internet slut, I miss fucking around with tons of random guys, in an avatar that is basically the body I wish I had.
>>713572918
>when friend zone now includes getting to fuck the girl
Only on /b/
>>713573024
need some extra cash? we can make that happen for you.
>>713572971
i.. well.. i wouldn't put it in those word but i guess that explains it pretty well yes
i sucked cock for money when i was student ...
bi dude here ...
>>713573024
Were you in that secondlife movie?
>>713573143
As long as you didn't get the herps, what's the harm? Green text?
>>713573191
No... which is odd because I was pretty well known and was in the pockets of a lot of big store owners.
>>713573119
>POST
>UPDATE
>PLEASE
some of us are hanging out to find out if you've been facefucked again
>>713572139
I'm transgender and fucking despise transgender people. The vast majority are attention seeking fags with no goal other than to be a nuisance. They make the rest of us look bad and I quite honestly wish they'd fall off the face of the earth
God I just wish something interesting would happen. I want something to hit me out of left field.
Set off a bomb at my school or something jesus fuck
>>713572139
There's no secret that you must be retarded to write something in a book
>>713573119
Did this experience just happen to you?
I'm gay.
My dad is not pleased with this fact. Completely homophobic.
Half the time his homophobia doesn't even make sense.
>Fishing show on TV in the living room
>Watching it with mom and dad
>Mom: "I don't have the patience for that kind of stuff"
>Me:"It doesn't feel like too long when you're out there"
>Dad:"Time flies when you're a faggot."
>Go to my room
It's getting ridiculous. He goes out of his way to respond to everything I do by calling me a fag.
What do I do?
>>713573327
sorry :S i was able to get in a room with him like i said last time but i was way too shy to make the first move so we talked about stupid thing for a good 10-15 minutes at first
>>713573382
im not sure i understand your question
>>713573453
>We talked about stupid thing for a good 10-15 minutes at first
and what happened after that 15 minutes anon
>>713573453
How long ago was your first time/first face fuck?
also: pic w/ timestamp or whatever.
>>713573192
> Be me student 17 to 22 yo
> Need money
> Started in 2000, ended in 2005
> Discovered caramail and people selling sex services to get money
> tried it
> found this first guy, 40yo, earn something like 40$
> found several other ones, then got a kind of network
> didnt have to use caramail anymore
> they just called me when they needed a blow
> could suck for 100 $ of dick each week at least, 200 on best weeks
> one day, one man wanted to fuck me in the ass, said no, he insisted, said no, he really insisted, said no, told me he will pay 600$, said yes and he fucked me
> didnt like it and it was the last time i did that
> drop the whoring phone number
> still occasionnally suck it until the end of my studies, but only with people found on the net, no phone anymore
>>713573503
during a silence in the conversation he just asked at what point i was going to get to work since he knew why i was here, to which i just shut up, blushed and said now if he didnt mind
>>713573560
it happend about 2 months ago now i think or something something like 50-60 days
i want to have sex with mari.
I am trans, but am ugly so I am not going to transition
>>713573675
you're going to need to go into the next bit in plenty of detail for us anon.
>>713573425
>time Flys when you're a faggot
Top kek
>>713573425
Tell him to respect you . Make it clear that you deserve to be treated equally , constitutionally.
i had a 12 year old gf when i was 25.
1) Nobody in my family knows i eat glass and breath fire in my spare time.
2) i hate only 1 of my bosses purely because she is a god damn moron
3) i steal even if i have the money for an item
4) sometimes i steal womens underwear from cloths lines or their house
5) if i need a little extra help studying i abused sudafed
>>713573749
i dont think im really that great at green texting or telling that kind of story but i'll do my best.
he told me that i only had to kneel down and pull down his pants, to which i complied since i was already getting excited and worried about the whole thing
>>713573831
How did you cook her? Was it a BBQ or like a slow cooker type prep?
my mom's car tried to father me when i was sitting in the back of my friend's mom.
>>713573907
its okay, we know its all made up anyway. I'm just along for the ride.
just do your best anon.
>>713573938
slow and gentle.
>>713573425
you could start by not fucking copypasta others greentext you little faggot fairy.
>>713573425
pretty sure thats from a movie or sumthin...
>>713573907
he mostly just leaned back while sitting at the edge of the bed while i was on my knees between in legs, his pants at his ankles while i was fiddling in his underwear to pull his dick out to stroke it
I killed a man in '88
>>713573336
I relate to this anon. I've met many trans people who were only attention-seeking fags.
>>713573824
Gay, treated equally? Constitutionally?
>hahahahahahahahahahahahzhahahaha
I hope your dad fucks you
>>713573907
Anon, how old are you?
Who is this dude to you?
>>713574110
>I killed a man in '88
That man was you. Is this how you come out to everyone?
>>713574129
he's a pretty close friend of mine and im totally of legal age
>>713574113
They're so god damn self-absorbed! All I want to do is live my life in peace, and yet these asshats have to have their fucking parades and their drag shows. They prance around making sure everyone knows their different and then complain when people take offense at it!
>>713572139
I collect pissjugs
I've done it now for over 20 years
I've been cheating on my wife of nearly ten years with a girl in college.
Spoiler alert.
We've fallen in love.
one of this is actually true:
1- i hate my gf and im gonna brake up with her soon.
2- i am a homosexual.
3- i fucked my youngest sister when she was 12 and fucked her until she was 19.
>ah, feels good to get that out.
>>713574080
Do you intend to get into a relationship with him anon?
>>713574165
>he's a pretty close friend of mine
A john
>and im totally of legal age
Underage prostitute.
Gotcha!
>>713574260
>i hate my gf
I didn't know dogs have girlfriends. I thought they had bitches.
I was my secondary school cumslut. By 15 I had the reputation that I would suck any guys cock, because I would. I loved feeling a cock pulse and throb as it came in my mouth. Most of the other girls hated me, I wasn't one of the popular girls, but found my niche as a cocksucker.
>>713574308
i honestly have no idea, i dont really know what im hoping from it but i guess im happy with how its going for now
>>713574316
not sure what a john is and im not a prostitute but.. sure.. totally that
>>713573660
Thanks for sharing man, tall about a porn fantasy, more so for the guys receiving, especially the guy who took your black cherry
>>713574433
she threatened to throw away my pissjugs so I smashed her Granny's dolls and scalped the wigs to keep my jugs warm on long winter nights
>>713574466
>>713574475
one of you kids is going to have to post a tit
>>713574208
Well I'm fine with the parades and drag shows. I meant more the ones that constantly scream about their dysphoria and act as if being trans is the only aspect of their lives and like theres nothing else to worry about. I literally can't even afford to think about being trans most of the time because I don't even have a fucking house to live in.
>>713574535
What the hell is going on
>>713574558
Not a kid anymore, 24 now.
My secret would be that I sometimes dream or fantasize about kidnapping my best friend and keeping him to myself forever, so that no one not even his girlfriend can stop us from being together forever. I'd make him love me back and show him nothing but love and pleasure.
I feel guilty for possibly screwing up someones life because i was feeling spiteful that day towards them for what they had said/done to me.
>>713574697
of course, that is why you are going to post tits legally
>>713574692
I collect pissjugs
all shapes and sizes
sometimes I decorate them
wut?
>>713572788
How old are you? Suicide might be your only option dude.
>>713574466
>>713574475
w/ timestamp
>>713574765
I'm sure they/she/he has forgiven/forgotten/holds onto it.
>>713574892
just saying but you sound desperate as fuck
>>713574765
guilty of this. i am pretty sadistic when it comes to shit like that. you fuck me over i hit the whiteboard on how to ruin your life. whats wrong with me
>>713572139
I have anxiety saying hi/ bye to people. I usually almost never say it first, I'll only say it if someone says it to me. I don't know why I get so anxious about it but whatever.
There's this girl who's cute as all fuck and I really like her a lot. We're just on friendly acquaintance terms, we talk on rare occasions. Today, I saw her, felt the drop in my stomach of nervousness but swallowed it, and said "Hey, femanon!" She replied, "Oh hey anon!" kind of taken off guard.
I was proud of myself, I actually said hi to the girl I like.
Later, I go on twitter, she posts (reworded so that it's unsearchable through google) "I don't know I have a limit. If you stop saying hi and ignore me every time, I'm not gonna say hi when you suddenly decide to acknowledge me."
I just... I don't have any words for this.
>>713574475
Just want to make sure you know what type of guy before you continue sucking his dick. Could be an asshole and tell everyone how much of a slut you are, may even try to take pics of you in the act and share them. Be careful anon.
>>713575085
>obviously new to this thread
thats what she was worried about in the first place and was so nervous about taking it this far you autistic faglord
>>713575005
Tits are fantastic. I will not be ashamed of loving them.
>>713575139
>>713575085
don't have to be so mean to him, he might have just not heard what happend before and i kind of expect that kind of comment on here
>>713575030
Underage detected
>>713575139
I'm with other anon, this story has no lead in for no neckbeards. So, if you're wizardly ass could fill in a few details then everyone could be on the same page with her story.
>>713575162
Anyone who says tits or gtfo is often nothing more than a thirsty autistic faggot.
>>713575034
But she did say hi?
>>713575231
and what makes you think that
>>713574892
If I was still that school cumslut I would likely have been a complete camwhore with todays tech, but that part of my life is left behind (though I still remember it fondly) so no pics from me. Sorry
>>713575209
>>713575250
no, if I have to lurk 12 hours a day to know whats going on you faggots do too
>>713572139
I fantasize about convincing straight guys into giving up their ass to me, and slowly penetrating them and after several minutes of pounding them, they begin moaning out in pleasure. I fill them, they cum from prostate stimulation and they keep cummin back for more.
>>713575391
how would you plan on convincing a straight guy to do that?
>>713575373
>>713575438
There are a lot of ways, it would depend on the situation presented really.
>>713575312
She did say hi back, with a confused-ish tone. She's nice in person but speaks blatantly when she's on twitter. It could be she's just sorta saying that, even though she did actually say hi, she doesn't think I could've read her tweet anyways.
Or maybe it really was meant for someone else. It just adds up every time I place myself in her tweet. She even tweeted it around the time I said hi to her.
Fuck, just thinking about it makes me anxious and depressed. I just wanted to start becoming close friends with her, but she thinks I'm some guy who doesn't give a shit about her but just pretends to
>>713575555
what if you are just 2 guys hanging out at his appartment? (or yours)
>>713575391
I'm straight, try to convince me anon. I'm interested.
>>713574524
> He phoned me and told me he wanted to be sucked
> We meet at his home, as usual (i sucked him each month since 3 years)
> I knew he wanted to assfuck me, he asked me once before but i said no and he never came back on this
> This time, as i m sucking him, he asked it again
> I said no, i'm not interested, i dont want to do it ...
> blablabla long discussion
> told me 600 $
> said OK eventually
> he removed my clothes
> he was so excited he was leaking precum like a fucking firehose
> put condom and lube on
> made me lie on the back
> finger fuck me
> fuck me
> the fingers were quite pleasant as he was playing with my prostate
> but i felt like the dick ripped me apart during 3 minutes ...
> then the pain got away
> but i still didnt find this interesting, no good sensation indeed ...
> he was slow, not because of the pain, but because his level of excitation, he was just trying to last more than 30 seconds ...
> at the end, he ass rammed me like a bull for 10 seconds until he came
> he removed his condom and made me blow him again for 10 minutes as usual
>>713575391
Try Craigslist - plenty of straight but curious guys on there.
>>713576023
>>713576064
>>713575597
>>713575597
Again, loads of scenarios, but a few would be;
Shady AF: drunk and talk him into it, or just force myself onto him (rape obv), blackmail him into it
Less shady: convince him with "don't know till you try" logic, guilt trip him, or just ask straight up, maybe he's open minded.
>>713576081
>>713576116
Years ago when I was 15 and my sister 6, I would have to babysit her sometimes, and we always took a shower together and washed each other thoroughly.
>>713576160
>>713576166
Does she still wash you?
>>713576252
>>713575738
Seriously risky in my area, plus I'm only attracted to certain males, I'm bi btw
>>713576084
blackmail him? sorry if im really curious about it, i just feel like a straight guy wouldn't get convinced so you would need something else to start the whole thing off
>>713575667
That's a shame, dude was a shit fuck, if he was any good he could have turned you onto it.
>>713576286
No, she's 27 now, though I still think about her blowing me now, and have been tempted to bring our showers up again to see if I could convince her to shower with me again.
Our dog has been fucking me almost daily for the last 6 years. And my husband and 2 kids have no clue.
>>713576595
yikes
>>713576595
>>713576334
Humans aren't that black and white, anything can happen in the right circumstances. Sexuality is a gradient, not an on/off switch.
>>713576461
>I still think about her blowing me
Do tell.
>>713576720
yeah.. no.. of course, sorry for bothering you, i was just a bit too curious
>>713576879
>>713576906
>>713576906
>>713576931
>>713576064
Still here ben? <3
>>713576749
She would suck my cock in the shower, and I'd lick her pussy. I still think about it.
>>713576956
>>713576969
Yep,
>>713576998
>>713573797
Upkek
>>713576868
Its a discussion man, don't be sorry, talk away.
>>713576970
Did you drop your load into the shower, on her, or did she swallow?
>>713572139
theres more to life than the fisical part of it that you are aware of. And there is a way to get to the knowledge of this forgotten world.
>>713577070
In her mouth. She spat it out the first couple of times but then swallowed every time thereafter.
I'm scared shitless of taking an std test.
>>713577030
what made you think about it the first time? and would you want to turn the guy gay? or just have you way with him once and not really care what happen afterward6
>>713573425
change his mind by sucking his cock, while he is drunk or something while wearing a wig that looks like your mom's hair.
>>713577161
I see why you cant forget it. How long did the whole thing last for?
>>713576969
Do you have a plan on how to get out of your situation? Or even a slight idea?
>>713577193
Well, the argent can be made that if he does it then he's already gay, but again I don't think sexuality is black and white like that.
What made me start thinking? Started with porn of women, inevitably looked at other types of guy on girl, developed a fetish for domination/(not bdsm stuff), and over the last few years became increasingly aware of my attraction to certain kinds of guys. Two and two male four, now when I'm in the mood for guys I play it into the domination thing, and something about "turning" a straight guy just gets it for me.
No, I'm very receptive emotionally, honestly I'd probabl y try to drag it out into some sort of relationship, ultimately whether its male PR female I'd like to have a stable and loving relationship with some one. I definitely wouldn't just ditch the guy though
>>713577193
>>713577448
My Kik is wheezerx if you want
>>713577023
>>713572788
Why do you think everyone fucked you over? Have you ever considered that maybe it was your fault?
>>713577191
Slutting it up too much?
There is this girl at work, who seems to be somewhat into me.
Overly friendly, mildly flirty, ask family and friends about me
But, she has a BF, and is like 25. (i'm 20)
I know that I should try to keep my distance to a degree, but she is just too tempting. Being the good kinda chubby and all.
>>713577292
3 years till I went to uni at 18, when she was 9. Still did it for a couple of years when I visited and we got the opportunity.
>>713577448
If you were to somehow make this all work and you got a relationship out of it, would you want to make the guy your submissive slave or something? And what type of guys are you attracted to?
>>713577525
Not even.
Got a few unprotected back and forth but not with big sluts....just scared shitless of discovering something wrong.
>>713577482
>>713577672
I dream of being the centre of a blowbang with dozens of 12-15 yo schoolboys.
Well, I probably fucked up. I sent her
>Hey. I realized that even though we have spoken a fair bit, we don't actually know much about each other.
and now I am starting to think it was a dumb thing to do. I guess I should probably just wait it out? Probably won't have a lasting affect, but still
Hoping that maybe she looked at it quickly, but put of the response until she had time, then slipped her mind
It is possible knowing that she is a bit too busy, (2 Jobs, 7 Classes and FD Duty) for a 20 year old.
How long should I wait until I say something? What should I say?
>>713577585
I'd want him to be submissive for sure, I'm really turned on by be seen as a dominant figure in the bed room. Slave? Eh, maybe occasionally as roleplay.
>>713577715
Please someone tell me what I may be seeing in this kinda unattractive girl? (Left one)
Could it be that I am just into that awkward lookong kinda girl?
>>713573425
Post more examples!
>>713577754
>>713572139
i gotta go to the gym for the first time but im too ashamed to cause im fat, wat do
>>713577965
>>713577866
You're in high school. You are a faggot.
>>713577971
>wat do
Post timestamped nudes here and let us compliment you. Get a little boost before you change your life for the better.
>>713578039
Nope both college. That's just a few year old picture from when she was in HS
>>713578003
>>713577746
Nice. I'm sort of curious, never been with a guy though. Live in cali? let's meet up ;)
>>713578135
>>713578156
>>713578080
too fat for good nudes sry
>>713578195
You know that can't be true. You've seen all the chubby (and bigger) threads on /b/ lately. At least half of /b/ loves folks on the padded side. If you do, i promise loads of compliments. If you don't, you don't.
>>713578151
Nah, Va, east coast. Kik me though, wheezerx, I'm open to just talk
>>713578186
>>713578318
>>713578302
Seconded, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
>>713578342
>>713572139
>be me 19 + homosexual
>lives with my parents cuz reasons
>they dont know that im gay and they (at least my mom is) are one of those homophobes who think they can pray the gayness away
>really want to move outta this shit town or this country even to start new
>but my bank account would let me
>gotta deal with them for at least for 3 more years till i graduate from uni
>also got a crush on one of my mates wants to die
>>713578346
True. I saw a beauty earlier tonight. <3
>>713578302
i know it is, though. haven't been on 4chink in months, no idea. compliments would be bad though, it'd mean i'm good as is and it sure wont help with the gym thing.
>>713573425
More examples!
>>713573347
Then go outside
>>713578515
>compliments would be bad though
You know you best. I would need the complements myself because I need to be in a good place to do life changing things. If you need to be in a different place then that's you.
>>713578730
>>713573425
tell her ur not faggot bcause u like feminine penis'
>>713578844
*him
>>713578748
>>713578955
>>713574240
Look at all that jarate. Now become a new zealander, and move to Australia
>>713578978
>>713579055
>>713579075
>>713579093
>>713579118
>>713579143
>>713579177
>>713579206
>>713577421
I have no clue tbh... It makes me anxious AF And I just end up bating more or eating like a pig.
>>713579279
>>713579298
lol those are two of my favorite this. Do you fap to anything specific? The fingers makes this hot as fuck.
>>713579304
>>713579519
>>713579298
It's been a 14 year struggle for you, right? Sorry that I can't recall all the details.
>>713579547
>>713579620
>>713579298
Is this you?
>>713580011
>>713580037
>>713579498
Yeah~ I enjoy bating while reading from pervs/catgrills/handpics/Elonmusk/My WoWtoon and also Dick pics from a 19 yo dude I met one of these days.
/sadlife I know...
I started sucking my 2 uncles cocks when I was 9 and swallowed all their cum. Was years ago and could do it in public places for people to watch me. I loved every minute of it.
>>713580088
Sadlife maybe but not because of your bate material. Unless the 19yo is homely. That might be a sad choice. How is your day to day life with your husband?
>>713580088
Link/or post some of your better bate material.
>>713580062
>>713580345
>>713580161
Green text?
>>713580567
Would take me a week to type up and the mods would just delete it anyway
>>713580689
Spoil sport
>>713580689
M or F?
What public places had folks see a 9 year old blowing a grown man and did nothing about it? It was good for you I guess.
>>713573425
You beat his fucking ass and put him in his place. You talk back to him and show him you're not a fucking pussy. That's when respect will be learned the hard way.
>>713580689
Seriously, give up some details
>>713573824
Ahhh that shit won't work on a stubborn mind. He said gotta fight for his respect unfortunately. It's a dog eat dog world anon, words are meaninglessly.
>>713580227
My husband is a coder and so he doesnt give me much attention. The only times he reminds of my existence is when he's hungry or wanting me to do something for him. And most of the times isnt something sexual. He was also my first and only BF and thats why its so hard to finish our relationship... And the 19 yo just wanna fap/talk. Hes virgin and even that he wanted anything else Idk If I would cause Im very loyal to my H.
>>713580884
Male. Upstairs on an empty bus when it pulled up beside a busy bus I'd jump up and suck his cock so everyone on the other bus could watch me. Play-parks that weren't too busy and no men. Beside primary school playground fences so loads of children could watch me. I loved people watching me suck his cock.
>>713581090
And what about having another nonvirgin penpal that can actually make you wet as à puddle?
>>713581090
Sadly, loyalty has bit you in the ass. I mean obviously keep that trait but you can't improve your life if you keep letting loyalty to your husband keep you anchored. First loves are often the hardest to loose. How many years have you two been together?
>>713581198
Cmon, you gotta green text for us!
>>713581090
If people are lining up. >>713581267
just remember good old <3
>>713581340
I would love to, but it would be massive, take a week to type up, and mods would just delete it anyway.
>>713581453
Kik it at me: wheezerx
Why do I take her for granate? I'm so at a loss, she's the sweetest thing alive and I just can't seem to like her. What's wrong with me?
>>713574254
Kawaiiiiiiiiiii desu senpai!
>>713581576
cat? dog? fish? bird? snake? lizard? what and who is she?
>>713581677
My girlfriend, she tries so hard yo give me what I want but I just can't like her anymore. Is it time to leave? I deginitely won't get another one like her.
>>713581758
It's only fair. The ladies have to do it.
w/ timestamp then we'll talk
I've been sucking my (noy 14 yo) nephews cock for a year. He now makes excuses to drop by just for me to give him a blowjob.
>>713581948
Green text?
>>713581825
thats not how this works.
gtfo stupid cunt
>>713575250
Im already feeling more intelligent, but my stomach hurts a bit and bleach has an really bitter. Nearly had to vomit
>>713582022
I've got a pole not a hole mate. it does work this way. you ask for maturity and honest advice from be the you first give to /b/
now sack up and do it already.
>>713581327
I appreciate your offer very much, but As I said before I get easily attached and I know You would humiliate me later for sharing my thingys...
>>713581327
When we met I was 14 and he was 19. We have been together since then... And Married for almost 10 years.
>>713577744
But theoretically it could be possible that she is nervous because the guy she is interested in is trying to get to know her more. So she kinda pushed it off for now until either she works up the nerve or something else?
That could explain the EMT stuff as well. As she is comfortable talking about that, and knows that I have a real interest there as well
>>713582209
>I appreciate your offer very much
I'm not sure what you mean?
>but As I said before I get easily attached
That's amazing, enjoy that.
>I know You would humiliate me later for sharing my thingys...
That's a shame you think that (expected though because we are on /b/). You've been chill to me this whole time. You may not believe it buy I wouldn't humiliate you.
>>713582454
I mean this offer >>713581267 ><
Sorry! I was a bit nervous about sharing those ridiculous details of my life.
>>713582595
Ah, that was another anon. this >>713581366
was me with a similar offer. On the off chance you were looking for that too.
>>713581993
>Nephew gets drunk with friends a year ago
>Didn't want to go home so came to his uncles
>Passes out on couch
>I'm feeling horny and start stroking his cock through his jeans as I stroke my own
>Nephews cock is getting hard and I'm like diamonds
>Can't resist anymore
>Unzip nephews jeans, reach inside and pull his hard cock out
>Start sucking his cock, gently at first but getting harder and faster
>Nephew wakes up and starts grinding his hips, pushing his cock into my mouth
>I look up and he's looking right at me
>I keep sucking and he keeps thrusting
>He cums in my mouth in about 2 minutes
>Keep sucking and squeezing his cock
>Show him his cum in my mouth and swallow it.
>>713582783
>Next evening nephew drops by to apologize for turning up drunk
>I asked him if he had fun?
>Yes
>I ask if he remembers what we did?
>Yes
>I ask if he liked me sucking his cock and swallowing his cum?
>Yes
>I asked if he'd like to do it again?
>Yes
>Right now?
>Yes
>Undo nephews jeans and pull them down
>Semi-hard cock springs out
>Take his cock in my mouth and start sucking
>Cums in my mouth in about a minute
>Show him his cum and swallow it
>Nephew would drop by once or twice a week for a blowjob
>Now I suck his cock 4-5 times a week.
>>713582793
I can't stop watching this
>>713582856
>Update
It's like a candle and I'm the moth.
>>713583037
>>713583053
>>713583327
When is storms I like to go outside and fire ice cubes and rocks with a sling shot at my neighbors houses.break windows and fuck up siding it's pretty fun.
>>713583478
>>713583037
>>713582793
Do go on ....
>>713583327
That's incredibly satisfying to watch
I have been cumming in my girlfriends cousin shampoo bottle for months. pic sorta related looks like her
>>713584187
Get a syringe and inject your cum into her toothpaste.
I dream of being used for a blowbang where a couple of dozen guys will all use my mouth as a cumbucket.
>>713572390
did he cum straight down your throat?
>>713572139
We ha sec
all ve rets?
What the hell is this supposed to mean???
>>713573425
bolognase
>>713574475
are you in 408/650?
because I really want to fuck your mouth hard and deep
>>713574466
good girl. are you in 408/650?
When I was 13 younger friend
wanted to see older boy cum
Ran home
both stripped
He sat in my lap
Stroked me off
Never came so hard b4
Loved doing it
Did it anytime we could find time
Jacked him too
Stroked him to first wet cum
Jackoff buddies at the best time in life
>>713585557
Nope, UK. I was a bad girl but a good cocksucker and cum swallower. Most loads in a day was 21. Most guys sucked at once was 6. Felt odd when I was 6th year (17) and sucking off first years (12), but they loved it it.
>>713575391
>still not gay
>>713585968
Wish I had known you when I was 12
>>713576595
woof
>>713576595
need details. type of dog. does he cum in you? do you suck him? do you cum? what about the knot? how do you manage to do it and no one knows?
>details
>>713577744
full house checked
>>713578748
now that's interesting. that's fucking interesting man.
>>713577866
You see obtainable pussy. Duh
>>713581453
since when do faggot mods delete faggot greentext?
I wouldn't even consider myself xenofobic, not against poland, japanese, whatever, but I hate all americans with all my might.
I fucking hate americans. They are as bad as mexicans, maybe even worse. I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns, those hamburger eating fuckers. They are the cancer killing the modern world. Not only are they straight ugly and fat, they are stupid. They may run tech centers and shit, but they're so stupid it's rage enticing. Every time I see an american woman I want to throw up all over the fucking place. On top of this, they smell terrible. Every time an american turns to talk to me, the mixture of their BO and breathe makes me want to shoot myself to get rid of the pain. It's like they never bathe. I could take my hairy ass and rub shit all over it, not only would it be smarter and prettier than an american, it would smell many times better. Their food is disgusting too. I could mix sewage in with vomit and make better cuisine.
Their country is shit too. It's over crowded and smelly as a pair of old dudes balls. They're the cancer killing this world, they're like mexicans except they aren't as good at sports and they aren't quite as violent. Just as ugly, stupid fat and smelly.
>>713581453
>take a week to type up,
phonefag
>phones still not gay
>>713586108
The thing about 12 year old boys is they cum quick. I sucked off 10 one lunchtime. I sometimes let the boys waiting feel and suck my tits, they really loved that. I sometimes went into the first years boys toilet, sat in a stall and got topless, and let any boys feel and suck my tits as long as they let me suck their cocks. Clearly I had issues, but I loved every day of secondary school.
>>713585518
>>713585557
Are you desperate? Jesus just go get a whore already, your spaghetti is showing
>be depressive fag
>probably 7.5/10 on a good day
>little bit manletish but I've dated tall chicks
>musically talented, decent bod, anyways...
>saved up money to move to another country >start fresh and really had no concrete plan
>about to go through with plan
>meet norweigan gurl
>cutie3.14
>we click and she asks me for my number and fb
>go out
>most fun I've ever had in my life
>bettr than the first chick i spilled my spaghetti 4
>decide to stay and see what happens
>motivated, happy and excited
>enroll back in uni because I can't be lazy faggot
>feeling very guuuud
>I've always lifted weights but not too serious
>start powerlifting, make gains, it's all Gucci fam
>find out she is trying to find a job to stay here
>if she fails she goes back to her country
>we grow distant because we're in too deep
>and she can't seem to find job.
>she leaves
>even though I should have been devastated
>it was too early & I've been a heartbrokenfag b4
>i talked it out with close friends
>made sure I wasn't going to be toxic about this
>weeks pass, still happy.
>hit a minor low
>keep lifting and hobbies to distract myself
>talk with close friends just to make sure
>I don't have any pent up feelings/frustrations
>mid way of November up until the present
>feeling like shit
>dropped uni, sleeping irregularly AF, etc...
>look like shit, feel like shit, I am shit
>I've been a depressivefag since senior year HS
>I'm a junior in uni but i can't continue this way
>my parents didn't want to let me take meds
>you're gonna turn into a zombie blah blah blah
>this time the depression has been so bad...
>mom is taking me to my aunts in Mexico
>she's a prestigious doctor down there
>has all the medical firepower at her disposal
>mom agrees to hav me see a psych & take meds
>I feel like shit because
> I have everything
> I am thankful
>but 4 long periods of time my mind shuts down
>start feeling down blah blah
>I'm tired of disappointing my mother
>all she wishes she could have is a son who she can be proud of for going to school and all that parent shit.
>I want to be that for her but...
>I can't
>I'm not yur typical I wanna kill myself 4chan fag
>I don't wanna be a basement dweller
>some nasty fat shit wizard overlord
>but this shit is getting in the way
>and now I'm becoming a bit suicidal...
> since the first bout of depression I've fought
>I've tried everything
>kept going to school kept trying to better myself
>but it always comes back
>I kno we arent supposd to feel happy all da time
>no butterflies comin out of my ass type of shit
>i know humans are meant to feel content, sad, etc.
>but literally I hadn't felt as happy as I did...
>I prayed every night hoping that I could feel this for a while
>and I'm not very religious
>but in the end it came back to get me
>dis weekend I start making my weekend trips down to my aunts
>and although it could work I'm still scared
>because if it doesn't, I don't want to live.
>I don't want to live on this Rollercoaster ride.
>I've had good times here
>been lurking & occasionally posting for 7yrs
>I hope all you faggots are well out there.
>and sorry but I just had to vent
>I hate you faggots
>Fin
>>713572139
I was killed a guy for a busfare. And then walked.
>>713573425
L O L
>>713586973
What part of the UK you from.
>>713589352
Edinburgh
>>713572139
Weha Sec allverets?
>>713589568
Aberdeen anon here edinburgh is a cool place
I miss you most in the mornings... and it's the little things. Sure, the damp air, the rain, the clouds, the natural beauty of it all make me wish I was back, but really it's you I long for. The look on your face when you first wake up, but throw your head back down to the pillow so you can take a few minutes to check your phone before you crawl out of the sheets. I miss purposefully slowing my stride as I walked into the kitchen, stealing an extra few moments to watch you make our coffee. I miss us standing together in front of the stove, you cracking eggs and chopping vegetables while I cooked everything together. "Use the lower temperatures," I told you "things cook more evenly, don't burn, and really keep in their flavor." You laughed and joked that you are always in too much of a rush to eat to cook slowly.
I posted my ex gf so much on 4chan you can find her nudes on Google ... I thought I liked it but I hate it
>>713590895
Lol
>>713572788
No diploma or GED and you want to run a startup? I hate to break it to ya, dude.....
the mother of my first gf stole my virginity on the same day i had sex for the first time with that gf
