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Look at the salandit
It is cute.
Anon it's 8 in the morning
>>713461928
See I can't do that. I always have at least my phone. Thinking about the universe mostly makes me want to die so I take all available precautions to avoid it.
>>713462016
YEAH AND I AIN'T LEAVING FOR AN HOUR SO POST SOME CUTE HOMOS, CUNT
>>713462001
edgy lycanroc is so fucking silly looking
>>713462066
I have a kindle for work and school, but walkin and stuff is my thinking/daydreaming time
also I live in a shitty area and walking around with a phone out is probably not the brightest idea
>>713462207
if I'm actually out I'm always listening to music but looking around the outside world since I assume one of philadelphia's infinite niggers will fuck with me, it has happened before
also I actually went to pixiv for a lot of this folder, it's been awhile since I enjoyed the catharsis of avatar buildan
>>713462313
I check Pixiv once in a while, but they did not have that many Salazzle/ndits for me
I sadly got most of mine from e621, google images, deviantart and fucking tumblr
God damn tumblr is like the worst fucking site for this bullshit. Who the fuck thought reblogging should count as a real damn post. You get like 20 copies of the same thing pop up
>>713462420
I went to DA for a bunch of this too, which was miserable. I hate DA. And tumblr is worse, so I'm probably gonna not. Nothing makes me angrier than browsing tumblr for 15 seconds.
>>713462546
I actually gave up on checking tumblr for Pitou pics, which is the first time I called it quits on any site for that
Fucking DA has some dude making a comic using screencaps of series, where fat Buu from Dragonball Z goes around turning people into cookies and Pitou's all like "oh fuck yeah I want to be a cookie"
Jesus Christ.
>>713462811
Some of the fetishes on DA are really out of control. There was a bunch of fat gladion that I was too repulsed by to save.
You don't like forever tied up delitized? I like forever tied up delitized. I think it's one of the most original and awe inspiring bodies of work created in the 21st century.
>>713462902
Yup. Awful fetishes drawn as poorly as possible
>>713463012
Oh god that fucking guy
It's just so bizarre. The man is either a comedic genius who understands surrealist comedy or completely insane.
I'm not sure which he is, I'm not sure I even care. It makes me laugh every single time.
>>713463055
Some of it was drawn well, which was annoying since there was a really obese fucking gladion but drawn next to a beautiful silvally that I couldn't save for obvious reasons.
>>713463081
I unironically agree with this. It's poe's law par excellence.
Correction, it's Foreverial Tiedup Delitized.
What have I stumbled upon? Am I still on /b/?
I think part of the sheer joy for me in it is the angry confusion that people often show when they're confronted with it. Like, people just stumble upon it, can't process it because it is so strange, and they just lose it and get upset.
Threads never die.
haha that post makes sense to me since I've played overwatch for 15 seconds now
i'm still at zero seconds
>>713464034
I know because dank memes.
Crippling depression makes sense to me since I've played Overwatch for more than 15 seconds.
>>713464109
overwatch memes are all over my facebook feed all the time man
>>713464083
look at you being special and shit
>>713464120
I mean, yeah, it's high on the list of games that make me want to kms
>>713464167
yeah totally dude, 105% special right here my man
how are you
>>713464167
I feel like I should dedicate myself to something like only playing DPS heroes for a majority of the winter break in order to switch things up.
>>713464204
sober, and holding myself awake with sheer force of will
>>713464242
do it, I'll pocket you continually
you can git gud and I'll git acceptable
>>713464293
Just be sure not to play any skill-based heroes like Ana.
>>713464293
you've been up a while then, i'm assuming
>>713464379
I became decidedly nocturnal over break, as I tend to, and I need to reset rather dramatically now
>>713464372
right, I didn't plan on playing a skill based character since I have literally no skill
mccree is fucking impossible
>>713464167
Yeah, I see them on the sites I browse. Which is why I know dva a cutie and mei is an abomination
>>713464462
God just made you very special.
I think you should be a tank main.
But that's just me.
>>713464519
well at least we know which type of azn you're into
>>713464541
I did well with reinhardt exactly one game. That playstyle literally makes me want to kill myself. My tracer is consistently much better, as is my reaper to a slightly reduced extent.
>>713464613
the 2D ones with attractive figures in tight bodysuits, yeah
>>713464462
makes sense, whenever my sleep schedule gets messed up, staying awake until like 5PM or later usually does me good
i don't want to go to class but there's free food so i kind of do and it's tearing me apart
>>713464695
I meant koreans over chinks but yeah that works too
>>713464711
nigga, there's free food. That should've made the argument for your dumb ass already. That's the one time class is worth it, like, ever.
>>713464613
>my tracer is consistently much better
I just exhaled quite sharply. Kidding.
Nah, I can see you want to be Mr. DPS guy.
Shame, the world needs more instalock Reinhardts.
>>713464787
the last time I mained a tank in any context was in an mmo I played 7 years ago and it remains the least pleasant experience of my gaming life
I think I'm traumatized
>>713464771
I don't give a flying shit where they're from. If they're cute, they're cute. If they ain't they ain't.
>>713464771
i want to, but i don't want to because on tuesdays nothing really happens in class and it's like a 40 minute walk
>>713464855
Oh well.
If we don't have the even more rare instalock Lucio, I can't even nano boost Rein anymore effectively.
You do you, fam. We'll play again sometime after finals, preferably.
>>713464895
the problem with chinese girls though is they leave and you wanna fuck again in an hour
>>713464984
AND you have an opportunity to get your fatass some exercise? GO TO CLASS
>>713464996
Lucio's a healer, I'll play that guy. I actually don't think I have for a single moment yet.
>>713465129
But they usually come with free prawn crackers.
>>713465129
I've almost reached the skill ceiling for Lucio after all the hours I've put in. The only room for improvement is better sensing opportunities for environmental kills. Wallriding is awesome.
I've stayed alive for like minutes on a payload in overtime because the fucker can be hard to hit if you do it right.
>>713465129
i don't have the energy this early in the morning for a walk like that in -3'C weather while it's windy as fuck
>>713465220
Still not worth it man they always leave you feeling sick.
>>713465299
Oh yeah I forgot he could do that. I'll have to give him a spin later, movement shit is my jam.
>>713465313
Nigga I'm done with this conversation you 100% should go to class and I'm not hearing anything else.
>>713465382
Meanwhile Korean chicks come with a hundred little interesting things on the side
Neat.
>>713465382
>tfw you can't wavedash with Lucio
Man I just love Ana so much. I need to stop talking about all this or I'll want to play, and I really need to get to fucking work. I'm a fucking slacker and finals are around the corner.
>>713465382
well you CAN hear other things, you just don't want to.
i'll probably go in like half an hour.
>>713465436
korean food is generally great but holy shit are the korean food trucks on campus some of the lowest tier garbage you can get, I have no idea why either
makes me angry with the entire country tbh
>>713465509
Dude I finally did homework for the first time in a week and a half today and it felt like such a relief to have accomplished literally anything.
To be fair it was almost nothing but still.
anyone else think the blond twink looking ace trainer is adorable?
>>713465541
Cause they need proper preparation or something I don't know
>>713465541
>holy shit are the korean food trucks on campus some of the lowest tier garbage you can get
wat
>>713465541
This is a stressful time.
My stomach has just been in a giant knot for the past day, but that won't stop me from eating.
I'm cracking under the pressure, mang.
>>713465536
good boy
>>713465578
Yeah, he's actually the qtest. I'm so glad they have two of them at the entrance of the pokemon league so I get to look at them before level grinding.
Honestly sun and moon might be a series best for boys.
>>713465619
I like korean food in general but food trucks at my campus set a reasonably high standard and they do not meet it.
>>713465603
I don't know WHAT it is, I guess at some point they realized they could make money with low standards anyway.
>>713465645
I've actually felt like absolute physical garbage since saturday night and I'm 90% sure it's (self inflicted) stress
>>713465697
Yeah probably
I get a good meal for less than $10 at the place in the city I love to go to after school (you know, when I have it). Proper restaurant style as well. Sitting down, have a waitress, everything
>>713465697
It's amazing how we can make ourselves feel physically like shit by sheer willpower alone.
All of my limits are fabricated and self-imposed, and that will bother me to the end of days. Need to stop holding myself back.
As if that's possible.
>>713465697
don't patronize me
it's really RUDE
>>713465832
I hate paying more than 7 dollars for any meal, ever, but sitting down at a restaurant for 10 bucks seems vaguely unreal.
>>713465855
Right? I think I produce illness in myself as a defense mechanism against actually being productive. Thank god for the human body.
>>713465869
Yes dear.
>>713465971
thank you, honey
>>713465971
Well shits more expensive in Aus.
10 bucks is like 20 minutes at work for me.
10 if it's a Sunday
>>713466047
Right your 10 dollar meal is my 7 dollar meal, more or less. That's still stupid cheap.
>>713465971
We're addicted to the path of least resistance with laziness / procrastination.
We can get addicted to our own sadness and depression.
There's no way to succeed but to overcome both the difficult external and internal obstacles.
Hard to say which of the two is more difficult at times, but I'd wager that life is a battle against ourselves, at least in my opinion.
>>713466110
Yeah
I sorta wonder how they stay in business. They do get utterly packed at peak hours though
>>713466126
I'm not even that depressed, but I'm so, so, so damn lazy. It manifests as a sort of paralysis whenever I attempt to take any productive action in the world - that action just doesn't happen.
>>713466180
Family business with under/unpaid employees, maybe?
>>713466222
Yeah I'm guessing it's either a family business or it gets a fuckin great deal on rent.
>>713466222
I can't even say anymore if I am or ever have been depressed, because the mood shifts happen all too sudden and all too often from blind pessimism to blind optimism.
I definitely experience a paralysis too. I avoid looking at exams that are handed back to me, and I'll avoid looking at some emails for example, as if they'll just disappear. I avoid confrontation.
>>713466289
I forget, are you in a major city?
>>713466376
I got an email with comments on a paper I turned in last week and didn't touch it all week until I had to go to blackboard for an unrelated reason, saw that I got an A, and finally let out a breath I'd been holding for 7 days. I know these feels.
>>713466442
I'm in suburbia within 20 minutes drive from the capital city of my state
>>713466442
I just hardly feel any sort of drive anymore.
I don't know what to look forward to.
>>713466528
Arguably the optimal circumstance. Cities are full of minorities, but also necessities and functions.
>>713466572
I haven't felt any drive for 7 years, so really this is all old hat to me.
>>713466597
Actually, scratch that. I'll find some scrap of determination inside of myself today or tomorrow, only to hungrily devour it before it has any chance to grow so that I can barely survive the current day.
>>713466679
I don't think drive really counts unless it's vaguely persistent. My intermittent, vain dalliances don't count as determination.
>>713466597
I'll be going to a town when I move to America. I don't mind a bit of a drive
>>713466742
I can't stand small town america but I don't think there's anything objectively wrong with it, I'm just a product of the city.
>>713466786
As long as I have my low crime and good internet, I don't care. Nothing else matters.
>>713466726
Even if it's a scrap, it's something. Size isn't everything.
No, I deserve everything that will come to me from this semester. It might even be a second genesis for me if I fail miserably enough. But that's vague.
>>713466857
Fortunately, most of middle america is cheap white and wired.
>>713466872
It's not the size as much as the tenacity. If you're only intermittently productive you accomplish nothing. Even if your determination is merely a constant low hum in the background of your life, it is working well for you. If it only spikes in spurts and moments, it's useless.
I doubt you'll fail THAT badly.
>>713467030
I mean really good internet though
fibre or nothing
>>713467030
There's hardly any constancy in life. I feel that to achieve something as significant as that low hum, you'd have to be something great. My inconsistency is consistent; isn't that enough?
Failure for me is as simple as a B.
Fucking furry shit posts
>>713467078
Believe me, it really shouldn't be hard.
>>713467160
Well, no, since that is an oxymoron.
>Failure for me is as simple as a B.
Good to know I've been failing for years with no signs of stopping.
>>713467225
Which is why I'll probably be moving if we have currency parity.
anyway im gonna nap
>>713467225
I'd consider it more of a positive spin on a bad situation.
Nigga I don't give a fuck what it is for you. As if you don't know that people are different.
My failure is the admittance of anything but perfection onto the permanent record of my life, I guess. Whether I gain a few pounds here or slack off a bit doesn't matter as long as I reach my goals eventually and don't let my grades drop.
>>713467325
Never gonna happen of course since trump is gonna make the USD great again.
>>713467359
Hey, whichever self inflicted delusion works for you.
The level of your perfectionism is actually staggering to me. You know they don't write your GPA on your tombstone, right?
>>713467473
If I ever reach a point in life where confidence and determination never waver, I won't need to reach any further. Until that day, I may as well try to make the most of a rotten situation.
You say "they." I don't care what "their" standards are. What everyone and their brother expects of themselves isn't necessarily what I expect of myself.
>>713467628
They aren't relevant. Your self inflicted standards are clearly unhealthy, that's why I bring it up.
apparently using a VPN means that you're expressing mens rea, according to the US DoJ
this is a sad time
>>713467756
I don't think sloth is healthy either.
I wouldn't be surprised if my normally good cholesterol levels have shot up after all the shit I've done.
And I've been in one of the worst mental states of my life this semester.
The "unhealthiness" you mention is because of a conflict between my standards / long-term desires and my immediate desires, but what, would you rather I laid down and ate food all day, refusing to study or even move?
>>713467888
they did what
>>713468022
No, sloth isn't good for you either. I think, paradoxically, as much as I complain about my own behaviors and my own life, my approach to academics is actually remarkably germane to a healthy mental life. I do get everything done on time.
>>713468035
using anything to make you anonymous online apparently now constitutes for a guilty mind according to the Department of Justice, regardless of where you are in the world
>>713468184
yeah I got the meaning, I'm just unclear on what they actually did
is there a statement somewhere?
>>713468146
I don't know what I need to do.
I don't really think enough anymore. I just lazily continue on in life with whatever feels good.
Sometimes I've thought too much, but now, I think I just need to wake up and sit down for 10 minutes and think about what each day will become, and maybe another 10 minutes of reflection before bed.
>>713468263
there's a bill that was quietly passed in a hearing to let the government treat anyone in the world as a criminal in the US for using anonymity tools, it's not in effect but it could be on December 1st from what I heard and read
>>713468315
I'm honestly not sure how productive reflection is depending on the trajectory of your brain. I know it doesn't do me well terribly often.
>>713468372
Link me.
>>713468409
i'm too lazy to find the one i read so here's one i found on reddit
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20161122/10381536112/bill-introduced-to-push-back-approval-dojs-proposed-rule-41-changes.shtml
>>713468409
I can have a vague idea of what I'll do in the day naturally, but those 10 minutes would really solidify it in my mind and calm me down.
The second 10 minutes obviously would be to reflect upon mistakes and how I could improve them.
Glancing at issues isn't enough for me. I need to actually contemplate them for more than a few seconds, or else I miss the mark a lot of the time.
it's the lobbyists
why can't trump just be president NOW?
>>713468485
Man, this is massive and unjustified overreach, but since America de facto controls and protects the entire civilized world nothing will be done about it. Sorry.
>>713468590
My worry is that you overrun thinking about practical things and begin reflecting on purposelessness and misery.
>>713468638
Trump would not undo this I don't think.
>>713468663
There's a vast difference between a few seconds and ten minutes and >30 minutes.
The first doesn't address issues, the second just may be enough to address them without devolving, and anything beyond the third results in misery and retreat.
I don't think a Trump administration full of people against net neutrality are going to give a shit about what the DoJ thinks of VPN users.
>>713468663
it's unfortunate that it's come to this
i was trying to make a joke but i guess being pretty bad at social shit can make that pretty hard to see and vice-versa
>>713468817
Clearly your thought process goes from 0 to 60 more slowly than mine does.
>>713468834
Especially given that they're exclusively foreigners.
>>713468854
Hey, this is why countries like yours get to spend money on socialist goody bags instead of maintaining a real defense architecture. Tradeoffs.
>>713468905
at this point i'm just going to China or some shit
maybe Mars.
>>713468905
I really need time to form things in my mind.
It's been so long since I've spent any time building anything up.
I've just been letting everything decay, so it's really no wonder that I am where I am.
I need to do something, but I don't know what it is, or if I can do it.
>>713468969
>hates overarching police superstates
>going to China
hmmmm
>>713469020
I've heard meditation is effective, but I don't do it since it sounds like hippy bullshit to me.
>>713469081
again, an attempt at joking
this conversation isn't really going that well
>>713469081
I'd really be a hippy to you, then.
I've gotten into various shit related to it over the years, to varying degrees.
>>713469147
I think your humor is more toothsome in closer proximity.
>>713469165
Yeah but your hair isn't as long as mine and you shave so we're good.
>>713469245
people around here are too liberal to find my humour humourous
it's probably a big contribution to why i don't have many friends and a lot of them stopped wanting anything to do with me
>>713469245
Alright I think I'm out because I can't stand this uncomfortable feeling that I need to do something.
>>713469415
Yeah, my friends seem to humor my hideous bigotry and racism and what have you since I play melee better than most of them do.
I swear to god that's the only reason.
>>713469416
I've gotta dip too, it's about time I left. Goodbye cait-sama, bye zaryss.
>>713469518
i don't even have people to humour me, really
bye
what type of humor are you using that exudes "liberals" from finding it funny?
test
NS is down?
Misleading thread title, goddamnit.
>>713470301
well hey theres at least that one anon test.
>>713469906
