Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713152879
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claim
Claimed
Haruhi Claimed
(Where is my Kurome????)
ill stay misaka after all that spam tho... for now
Gathering of the virgins
Kurome is now claimed.
>>713158900
So it's okay to roleplay now?
>>713159278
You're not going to assassinated, right?
>>713159320
Oh that may be problematic then, I don't want him to think I'm trying to replace his friend.
Doesn't seem very lively around here at this point
>>713159492
You're here too, you know
Mine.
>>713159492
fuckin watch it bud
Claim
>>713159303
Think of a good name
>>713159489
there are no snacks around here
カラミチーマス
>>713158900
I name my files after yours to deal with filename filters. It's pretty easy.
>>713159628
But honey, you won't even give your lover a snack?
>>713159628
You are a snack though
>>713159701
I filter by comment, so I keep having to make more
>>713159610
-claim-
No you.
>>713159785
And so the text mutates. It's a wonderful cycle is it not?
>>713159785
Cute
>>713159546
Well apparently it's ok to claim waifu's that have been claimed, post oversexualised content, have unoriginal insults, lurk while posting pics, have a 3d waifu, not post pics, and not have fun since everyone does those anyway
>>713159718
My sister made them and I cherish her snacks!
>>713159785
W-what!? no i'm not
>>713159908
I don't like Tomoyo anyway
>>713159718
>this post
Virginity confirmed
>>713159785
Goodness. You must be really butt blasted to have to keep filtering your big bad bullies.
>>713159983
C-can I watch you eat them. I like watching you eat...
>>713160091
>this post
Man baby spotted
>>713159927
Well when you put it that way...
>>713159912
Lewd boat
Damage control the big bad bully
>>713159701
I know but could you just pick someone elses waifu. Spammers seem to use my waifu or her name a lot for spamming and i don't know why -_-
>>713159803
I can't, that's why i'm asking you
>>713160148
Now you realise that everyone here is the problem? If we all just leave, /waifu/ would be great again
>>713160259
You should get some new pictures to post, keep the shit fresh
>>713159908
It's an analogy to medicine
Anti-biotics are created, Bacteria mutate to resist it and it cycles eternally
>>713159983
Sure you are, you just don't know it yet
>>713160039
>0
You must be really but-blasted to go out of your way to say you hate something to people who enjoy it
>>713159927
Good point. Not gonna lie.
>>713160148
Cam i fug u o:
>>713159561
Its a pretty quiet time of day
Watch this guys, he'll pretend he doesn't care at all and is just an emotionally devoid bored and hyperintelligent sociopath. You know, an anime villain.
>Delusion level 11 selected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWqiG2G8D1s
>tfw you will never know the sweet taste of your waifu's lips, nor the comfort of her warmth in the middle of the night as she's holding on to you, you will never know how it feels to embrace her except in your most perfect of dreams
>>713160305
Where exactly did I say I hate it? I mean, I do, but whee exactly in my post did I say that? Such a 10 year old mentality.
>>713160751
FeelsBadMan
>>713160751
Virgin confirmed. Quit being a fucking loser and get a girlfriend, you're missing out
>>713160757
Because you're here calling us autistic virgins
There's a thing called subtext, you don't have to directly state something to get the point across
>>713160294
Because a lot of people converse with you and obviously they don't want to also filter you, so taking your filenames makes it impossible to filter those files. This is generally what trips are for.
>>713160305
Kinda like nature desu senpai
Do you like flowers?
>>713160816
Fuck off woman you can't have my wallet.
>>713160998
>convincing yourself every woman is like this to justify your virginity
This is actually sad as fuck
>>713160577
Speaking from personal experience?
>>713161062
Stop trying, your not draining my mana vagina monster.
>>713160975
Okay, but, in that text where is Anything about anime mentioned? You're trying to sound smart but you're clearly dumb as bricks
>>713161097
I did have that phase once. Aren't you getting a little too old for it though?
>>713161062
Many are anon. Especially most that give socially awkward folks (dare I say like most of us) a chance
I hate women
They're all self entitled brats
>>713160294
I don't know, sorry..
I'm useless.
>>713161238
Don't you dare talk down on my dear Kurome!
>>713161143
Neckbeard interpretation of women and relationships, implying you have any money for her to take in the first place. It's obviously a shield you man babies hold up to reject women before they reject you, and to justify your lonliness. You guys need a group counselor to come on here because I know you won't leave the basement, but y'all are sad as fucking shit
>>713161238
>He says as he posts a picture of a woman
You're a fucking reatard.
>>713161151
You hate waifu threads, it's clear because you make fun of them, anime has nothing to do with it other than being directly related to waifus
>>713160982
>a lot of people want to converse with you
I hope you mean "you" as everyone here, because most people don't want to talk to me. Though they probably wouldn't want to filter me, if they did they wouldn't miss much
>>713161250
I've been trying to think of one since yesterday, the best one i could use is "moe lester" which shiro thought of
>>713161187
Meh, I'm still young, with plenty of time to do whatever. I got time before I get too old.
>>713161234
>implying you're experienced enough with women to make this judgment
Kek
>>713161238
>using this as a shield to justify your eternal virginity
Kek
>implying it's even true
Top Kek
>>713161301
Get a load of this guy.
>>713161301
Bla blah blah, I'm getting all I need from my pocket pussy + body pillow combo, I don't need your hoe tricks.
>>713161301
Having seen 90% of my friends relationships turn out like that...
I have a solid opinion.
>>713161301
But what does that say about you? You're using your time to condescendingly lecture and harass us. Don't you have anything better to do?
>>713161417
>>713160062
Cute glasses.
>>713160091
I don't know, I'm kind of self conscious.
>>713160294
What about yourself? You're breaking the rules too.
>>713160305
You'll be one of my puppets before I'm your dinner.
>>713160341
Sure.
>>713161238
/thread
>>713161394
Make as many cringeworthy regrets as you can, while you can. Good motto.
>>713161384
well that was the case at the time, I tend to change based on who's here personally. they were alice earlier, then nui's filenames prior, etc.
>>713161384
Tomoyo, I need a hand.
Can you give me a HAND?
>>713161541
Yukko
>>713161585
>>713161401
I've been in numerous relationships, believe it or not.
Just saying I make over double what my girlfriend makes, she doesn't even let me pay when we go out most of the time. When I was in high school, she has already graudated so she worked and paid for shit all the time, then I got out of school and got a better job than her and she still pays. You're all just lonely neckbeards who haven't been in a relationship so you shield yourself off from women to reject them before they can do that to you, it's really fucking sad and it's not surprising that you've limited yourself to cartoon characters to avoid a danger that isn't there. Makes me actually feel bad for y'all
![Guren[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2AuRFnO.jpg "Guren[1].jpg")
Claim
>>713161596
Oh is that so, let me remind you of guns
>>713161742
>you depend on a woman
>he lets her pay for everything instead of being the man she deserves
>he doesnt provide for his girl
Get a load of this guy
>>713161596
That's why i said "we" and not "you". I am part of the problem here but i'm just one of many
>>713161641
Ok
>>713161644
What?
I only just found out how bad my headphones are when i plugged them directly into my laptop and not my hifi
>>713161326
>taking the bait
>>713161299
We both can love Kurome~
>>713161401
>taking the bait
>>713161596
<3
>>713161629
You mentioned regrets. Based on what you said before, I can assume it was about your anime phase. Must have been some pretty serious shit to make you so bitter.
>>713161921
Other faggot didn't even answer me. Do you like flowers? I keep a few pots around my place.
>>713161906
Kek, you're an idiot. She doesn't let me pay, she insists on paying, even knowing that my pay checks are double what hers are. She doesn't want me to feel like I have to pay for everything, because she isn't a like the women you neckbeards generalize them as. I'm more than able to pay, but she doesn't let most of the time. I'm taking her on a trip to New York City for Christmas and pay our bills, I'm talking about when we go out to eat you autist. It's a nice gesture that shows she isn't a leech.
>>713162020
Oh you replied to me
It fell under a filter
I'm indifferent to flowers
>>713161596
Do you want a Kurome poster?
>>713162179
Why are you so fucking obsessed with some guy you barely know from 4chan holy shit
>>713161764
Hello again, can you tell me a little about the Kurome before me?
>>713161867
That's my favorite episode. Now I want to see it again lol.
>>713161921
Then why don't you stop? You can lead us to victory!
>>713161926
<3
>>713162179
Like a real one? Absolutely.
>>713162152
>still not insisting its your privilege
>only taking her to a place within the country
>not thanking your parents for the job that daddy gave you
Justify the fact that you are the leech harder you beta.
>>713162308
The episode when a guy was killed on screen
And more importantly Kurumi saved a kitten
>>713162010
Not anime. Acting like a stereotypical anime villain while trolling anime threads on the internet. That was the phase. I'm not bitter about it, but I'd cringe hard if I ever saw any of my old posts.
>>713162172
>Filtering conversation partners
>Taking all this bait through the thread
You must be a wonderful human being
>>713161926
>taking the reverse bait
>>713162308
Ok so how do I get it to you?
>>713162020
No not really, but i don't dislike them either
>>713162308
Because i have nothing better to do. /Waifu/ is dead anyway, there is no victory. Only a slow and painful death
![Guren[22].png](https://i.imgur.com/krXe9j9.png "Guren[22].png")
>>713162308
Why do you care so much about this?
>>713162438
>
>>713162353
It's kinda her dream to go to New York City we live in a very rural area, she talk about it non stop and can't contain her excitement, also was expensive af. I'm not gonna rogue with her in a restaurant, she likes to pay so I let her, and I pay for the more expensive things. Dude you're probably older than me and still a virgin who has a cartoon wife, and I bet everything you have comes from mommys credit card. At least I fuckinf work. I can't be talked down to by someone who doesn't know what a pussy feels like Kek. Everything you say is null until you consummate with a living breathing female instead of a body pillow
Cirno claimu
>>713162454
Dammit I had this whole thing planned out. It was gonna be motivational and shit.
But yeah. Sounds pretty cringey.
>>713162469
Not my fault is filters everything with Desu and not just spam
>>713162621
Oh.. Really? They liven the place, even if they spread around a little allergen from time to time. At least for me.
>>713162739
The thing is, when they're in the phase, they think they're being the coolest motherfucker on the planet, so you can't convince them otherwise. Only life can do that.
>>713162308
og kurome killed a racoon in the name of his waifu
>>713162438
I laughed when they were turtouring that poor kitty.
>>713162612
I don't know, I've never ordered anything online before.
>>713162621
Didn't /waifu/ just start? Usually it take 4 years for a community to get good.
>>713162635
Because I don't want to make a mistake and ruin my first impression with General EdgyDeath
>>713162890
I think I'm going to stop posting Kurome now.
>>713162927
careful, you might cut yourself with all that edge
>>713162890
Sexual EXPLOSION
He has no response because he's a man child leeching off his mom, probably begging her for her credit card as she changes his adult diaper
>>713162683
I love you.
If I roll dubs, I will kill myself and stream it live on xvideos.
>>713162786
I guess so, but i wouldn't want to have to look after anything living as i can only barely look after myself
>>713162927
I know some community's that were good after 1 year and less. From experience this is about the time where they would fall apart and not exist anymore, at least not the same as before. Also 4chan probably won't be around in 4 years
>>713163244
Weren't you supposed to do it a while ago?
nobody claimed Karen yet? Sweet...
>>713162985
Do you have another method to contact you so we can do the poster?
>>713163041
Its only a cartoon lol.
>>713163130
I live next to the mall so I never really had to ask her for her CC.
>>713163244
Hurry up and post link.
>>713163247
What communities were you in before?
>when someone smashes your argument so to retreat to the dark confines of your moms basement
>>713163244
I don't think xvideos has streaming, you need to use chaturbate
![Guren[44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oEBRRq0.jpg "Guren[44].jpg")
>>713162927
Well, the ''og kurome'' I know of, did nothing but say lies to get Esdeath all excited. It was clearly someone from the thread who knew all about his weird fetishes and habits and who wanted to take advantage of him for some reason. That person didn't stay around for long anyway.
>>713163244
Please don't do that
>>713163244
One less weeb
>>713163440
I was shitposting as kurome
>>713163489
If I roll dubs, YOU will do what he just said BEFORE he gets a chance, so we get to watch you give up the right to watch his sudoku
CAPTCHA: Argyle St
Where's Felix at, yo?
>>713163247
If that's how you see it anon, maybe you should. The practice is always nice, and it's just a plant if worst goes to worst. And feelsgoodman if you keep it alive.
>>713163244
Oh shit
>>713162353
Where'd you go? Aww you got demolished in the argument so you called mommy down to the basement? Finally have enough good boy points to order that new body pillow so you're wrestling her for her credit card? So fucking sad lol
>>713163634
Are you a shitposter? Or are you claiming Sui?
Sui is pretty cute. Definitely Top 3 Maidens.
Sou >= Sui > Shinku
Not sure whether Sui/Sou is better
>>713163354
So how do you want to do it?
>call someone a leech for making their own money
>save up good boy points by showering twice a month
What a fucking delusional faggot
>>713162647
>talking to the person who mainly posts from work
Im 25. I earn my own way. No debts, no credit card to get debt on. My own transport, owned by me. Id say Im doing well enough for myself.
You should take her to a good place in Europe. Berlin, London or Rome. NYC is a shithole. Save her dream for later, like a honeymoon or an important occasion.
Well, its time for me to spend time with the family for my neices 2nd.
![Guren[13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NECNYld.jpg "Guren[13].jpg")
>>713163562
Thank you for confirming this.
I couldn't care less who who are though.
>>713163826
I've claimed sui multiple times before (See: Dollfucker poster) and don't see why I'd stop.
But like a lot of other posters here, take time to shitpost, because it is /b/. The fact other posters occasionally take that seriously is pretty amusing, but.
>>713164029
Such a fucking liar lmfao. You're 6 years older than me and I've gotten more pussy than you.
>>713163756
Had to carry an esky full of drinks. Kinda cant post with a left hand while holding steady.
>Rory-sama
>>713162683
>worked for about fifteen minutes on some kanji
>written down from phone to paper and back to phone
>薔薇色に染まる超サイヤ人
>tfw I only know one of those kanji
>>713163244
Damn bro
>>713163756
>thrown tendies intensify
>>713163354
Some other forums, websites and video games. Basically between 1-2 years of being up they all closed
>>713163634
Maybe i should then
>>713163330
She's been claimed already
>>713163244
reroll
>>713162855
So let life do it's job. If it's inevitable that we collapse under the weight of our ego, then at least let us enjoy the ride there.
Sorry for the late reply. I was doing stuff
>Hex Maniac
not claiming the best waifu
pfff...cashuls
>>713164207
Forgot pic
>>713164260
She's my waifu now
25 year old virgin telling me to take my girlfriend to a pussified SJW country full of Muslims where there are terrorists attacks every month, instead of a city she's been dreaming to go to. Implying you could even afford to go overseas using your good boy points. Just kills yourself dude
>>713164484
Hello newfriend
Yo faggots desu~
>>713164090
>See: Dollfucker poster
That's cool. I ain't got no beef with dollfuckers. I have a bit of doll porn in addition to my hentai. >Would show you a Cirno doll fingering one of those sex-doll type things that's only the body, but it's too big file...
>>713164178
I recognized THREE! :-)
色、超、and 人
(Saved the rest on GT, tho)
>>713162927
Do you actually want a poster though?
>>713164588
You should move back into the laifu group, boatfucker.
>>713164846
I actually own one of sui, but don't actually do anything to it. Kinda just sits in an out of the way spot tbh. Also churno is small enough it wouldn't matter either way.
Shit poster here. Ask me anything
>>713161659
let them have their fun, the real world can spare a minute.
>>713165172
fix your phone screen
>>713165272
I did. That's why I'm posting on my phone now and didn't bring my girlfriends phone to work just to shit post
>>713165336
Thats my boy
>>713164846
Well I forgot about 人 because I see it so often that I forget it's kanji, but with 超 I already know what it is but should tell it to myself anyways
>saved rest to GT?
>>713165172
A vape, well that's certainly seasonal
>>713165057
Ruri!
>>713165057
Hi Ruri
>>713165057
Whatever desu
>>713165074
>I actually own one of sui, but don't actually do anything to it. Kinda just sits in an out of the way spot tbh
Well, if you don't wanna get it dirtied up, you could always finger it while pretending it's actually her, while wanking with the other hand or something.
Just saying.
>Also churno is small enough it wouldn't matter either way.
Wait, huh?
>>713165403
Fair enough. Does make sense. One of the most common.
(I almost forgot to include it in my post, too. I originally said 'TWO')
>>saved rest to GT?
Saved a copy to Google Translate. I stay logged in, so it saves my translations.
>>713165444
I had to stop smoking weed so I vape CBD oil
>>713165912
DFC is best
>>713165642
churno is an old translation of it, mb. I just immediately go to that instead of cirno every time.
Nah it's more the maker didn't actually put any lewd parts on the actual doll. Which is technically correct, I doubt Roze would put lewd parts on them, but who knows. French dudes are fucking weird.
>>713163334
I have no methods, only these threads.
>>713163440
Does EdgyDeath hate Kurome now?
And exited how?
>>713163562
Really?
>>713163830
I really don't know, I don't want to give my home address out.
>>713164207
Do you miss any of them? I'm sorry to hear you lost so many friends.
>>713164268
It's a cute picture so it's okay!
>>713164938
Absolutely! The only anime related thing I have is an Elfen Lied keychain.
>>713165642
>pic reminded me of this
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GmX0wRODV1A
So much kanji and so many of them so simple
>>713166038
if you can think of a way to do it tell me because ill do anything for my baby
>>713165756
I don't see the appeal of smoking anything
but maybe I'm just strange for not wanting things that shouldn't be in my lungs in there
>>713165977
I'll take things that are false for 100
![Guren[39].png](https://i.imgur.com/22wxKRi.jpg "Guren[39].png")
>>713166038
probably not
>>713166261
Well that's just like, your opinion, man
>>713165977
>>713166261
Smoking weed is one of the most fun things I've ever done. I used to do it every day since I was like 13. If I didn't have responsibilities or drug tests, I would definitely smoke. It's better to make money and have a job though, when I'm an old man and retire im going to smoke every day until I die
>>713166238
I don't understand what I did to deserve such treatment.
>>713166357
Do you think I should change avatars before talking to him?
Shinoa claimed ',:)
Snyg
>>713166511
Here>>713166544
>>713165444
WHAT SHE ORDER?
>>713166641
FISH FILET.
>>713166031
>churno is an old translation of it, mb. I just immediately go to that instead of cirno every time.
No, I figured you meant Cirno/Chiruno, but what was the statement supposed to mean?
Cirno is small (which is correct under a number of interpretations), but
>small enough it wouldn't matter either way
I don't get what wouldn't matter?
Having a doll of Cirno?
If Cirno was real, she'd be able to hide if someone came along?
[something else entirely]
I'm saying I don't know how to interpret the statement as a whole.
>>713166195
:-P
>>713166400
I love these pics. Is there an archive of them? Also, why do they do it for her only?
Pic related is me.
>>713166666
>>713166501
Youre yesterday kurome right?
>>713166666
>>713166667
DAMMIT!!!!!!
I GOT SHITTED BY A SHITPOSTER!
THE ONE FUCKING TIME I WAS LIKELY TO GET!!!
Heck you, homo!
>>713166666
>6s intensify
>>713166490
To each his own I guess
though to be fair i'd probably drink until my liver gives out when I'm old
>>713166666
https://youtu.be/70utG1L5bfU
![Guren[58].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/imD4BRN.jpg "Guren[58].jpg")
>>713166501
Not at all.
>>713166666
Demonic quints.
>>713166782
He deserved it now than your cancerous ass
>>713166667
Rip you, but may we always remember your greatest gets. I didn't save any screen caps but I assume you have them.
>>713166698
Forgot to add my signature
>tsuklasa/tomoko
>>713166666
Holy shit
>>713166666
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtAjR4mDon8
>>713166667
I love them too. I'm just leeching them off a bot on twitter.
>>713166544
>>713166589
Need
>>713166666
Get
They're just numbers, no big deal, heh.
>>713166667
Oh, well yeah, she's basically already doll sized, is what I meant. nice offbyone
Claiming my cute cat!
>>713167009
Oh yeah... like I keep a screencap of all my GETs and near-GETs, because I so totally don't have a life and use GETs to give my time here meaning...
I'm not that pathetic!
...
Yeah... I am...
>>713167124
Oh ok
>>713167429
>Oh, well yeah, she's basically already doll sized
Ah, ok.
>nice offbyone
It happens... every time...
>>713167584
I only had one or two gets... Sad.
>>713167584
here's the account, if you feel like having a few random moments of happiness throughout the day
>twitter.com/itdoesnteggs
>>713166774
Maybe.
>>713166932
Oh okay, I hope EdgyDeath likes me.
