Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>713032559
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713036849
I came to take last image. You should tell it to my claim message.
>but I'll cuddle
カラミチーマス
Claimed.
Claimu
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
QOTT:
If you had to fuck any anon who was from /waifu/ in order to make your waifu real would you do it ?and who would you fuck if yes?
TERROR
>>713036912
Which Alice are you?
>>713036903
It said 151 for me :( I've been duped into being a filthy baker
>>713037018
Yes, and you
so who here actually goes to a gym?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4qCbiCxBd2M
Early bake.
>>713037018
yes and chara :o
>>713037040
The only Alice you need to worry about Lululululu
ur waifu a slut
and so r u
>>713037071
>>713037040
my alice
>>713037102
It's making me want to delete
>>713037071
>he doesn't know how to post over the image limit
>>713037018
Now I love my waifu as much as the next anon, but idk exactly how old she is, bit I'm guessing it's not old enough for me to openly have a relationship with
>>713037232
DO IT.
>>713037018
You, so yes.
>>713037160
Love you too
>>713037072
Metabolism's fast enough. Plus I have weekly practice of Asian stuff.
>>713036857
Cover me.
>>713037072
*slowly raises hand*
>>713037018
I would go with Chara.
>>713037102
Ye
>>713037144
Sounds good to me.
>>713037160
thanks, she tries.
>>713037102
My
>>713037340
asian stuff? :o
*cuddles*
>>713037375
#nofat
>>713037375
>>713037375
Flan!~
>>713037355
How many times are you going to switch waifus?
Claim
>>713037018
I would do it with anyone who would want to do it with me
>>713037072
I used to but now i don't
>>713037336
But it might cause discord :(
>>713037376
How is space girl tonight?
>>713037419
But do you try?
>>713036574
Banzai meme is pretty good.
I don't know what I'd do because I haven't been in that scenario so I can't really say. Best case scenario would be to somehow do both.
Nice get.
I know it was a mediocre game but Watch Dogs 1 had some good ost. Especially this one once you realize the nature of the scene
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CS_Ph129vrw
>>713037037
If it's a slow dance, just shuffle a bit and sway from side to side. Good luck!
>>713037447
Just no.
>>713037473
Mothe! I wonder if I got it right this time..
>>713037232
>>713037102
Wasn't early, this guy just deleted his post to post another pic
>>713037545
Hey Akame.
>>713037340
I love your tits
>>713037419
do you envy the cock she gets?
>>713037503
-hugs-
>>713037545
I started watching akame ga kill today
>>713037650
He deleted before the thread was made.
>>713037503
so me? :o
you should go back
>>713037636
it's a good hashtag
>>713037505
She great I'm sore from nothing in particular right now for no reason
>>713037667
*Hugs back*
>>713037636
Nope!
I'm none of your little buddies, just so you know.
>>713037503
If i had to tomoyo would be easiest
then i would happily live with Sachi until i died :and never have to see anyone from here again :3
>>713037503
:o
would you?
>>713037744
Nice dub dubs.
-hugs lewdly-
>>713037650
I feel slightly less disgusted by myself. Only slightly though, the regular disgust is still there
>>713037733
>double dubs
That sounds like my every day, though pre-existing back injury could be an easy culprit
>>713037744
>two double dubs in a row
>>713037768
>almost 3
>>713037744
>44
> can I get a hug???
>>713037018
Yes and Megu/Kong/Nico. God knows we both probably need it.
>>713037018
Sachii what the actual fuck.
Yes, I would fuck anyone from here to make Miku here. Yes, even Esdeath.
Of course I'd have some preferences too, those already know who they are.
>>713037480
Never did. Looking forward to keep it that way.
>>713037707
It FITS me.
kill me please...
>>713037768
Well who the hell are you then?.. ≖へ≖
>>713037429
Akari
SotC came in the mail today.
>>713037938
>tfw Miku-anon wouldn't pick me
>>713037877
Holy sore
Try aerobics
>>713037707
Maybe
I don't like talking to the people there though. They always seem to want to talk to everyone
>>713037810
Maybe
>>713037822
Nice dubs. How does one "hug lewdly"?
>>713037877
Nice dubs
>>713037884
Sure
*Hugs*
>>713037447
You know. Asian stuff.
>sorta relevant but not really relevant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vXUyRSPg19E
*headpat*
>>713037665
>
>>713037938
it's just a question :^)
>>713038017
I'm a random anon
You'll never find out my true identity!
No, but seriously. I'm nobody.
I only come here to see if you're posting.
>>713037505
yes but im happy for her.
>>713037659
hello anon
>>713037685
hi muffin. how do you like it so far?
>>713038119
-it's lewd because we're both naked-
-moves away-
>>713037593
thank you
I love you
>>713038157
Aww... That is cute.. How are you today then?
>>713038102
That would involve me actively caring enough about myself to make my situation better
>>713038119
Thank you
>>713038159
All we can do is try our best, I suppose. Hopefully she's proud of you
>>713038295
Dry them tears anime
>>713037659
Whoops, forgot my pic. How's tonight treating you?
>>713038305
I'm very sad because my online relationship didn't work out!
Other than that, I'm happy, because I got to eat thanksgiving left overs!
What about you, Flan-chan?
I just found out my mother is sleeping with another woman, my dad locked himself in his room, with alcohol and guns, and I'm scared shitless.
Right up until that fuckin moment I didn't understand why my dad was so upset. Then he put his shoulder through the fucking door and I saw my fucking own mother with some coked up, deranged whore in the room with her in our family condo.
My own fucking mother then proceeded to say to my father, "shame on you" and try to tell me everything was fine. Now everything's fucked and I want to kill my mother.
So how's your guy's day?
I'm gonna go hang with some friends
later gators
>>713038603
this reminds of that post I saw on Reddit earlier
>>713037593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6h-iPr6l94
>>713037665
of course but at least she is happy.
>>713038362
im sure she is.
>>713037582
>never put in that situation
Wow what a boring life you must have.
I also got a Kumano, guess if I had a slightly better RNG it would be a Suzuya which is another one of my favourite botes.
She is also one of the reasons I regret resetting my account, I got her from an event node where she dropped back and forth.
I didn't play it but that soundtrack does sound good and engaging, I like it.
>>713038075
Are you even gay?
>>713038140
You should answer it too.
>>713038756
What a normie.
>>713038295
>Salute intensifies
Thank you for your service, your final paycheck will arrive in the mail in 2 weeks.
>>713038807
Good question
>>713037018
Yes
Miku/Eli/Umi would be my preferences
>>713038567
Oh that is sad and neat. I haven't had any change in life recently tbh, went to work as usual, ate the same food as usual, and sat on 4chan and YT as usual. Right now sat in bed for like 6 hours straight and drank like 5-6 cups of hot coco. Really warm and neat stuff~
But since it is morning already and I've sat through basically all night, I am not gonna sleep today and sleep sometime later.
>>713038446
oh hi houkie. tonight is alright, it can only be better than today.
>>713038603
hi misaki. you should let them sort this out, don't put yourself in danger
>>713038603
I'm just saying I'm better having never grown up with my mother in my life
>>713038167
It's good. I only saw like 3-4 eps though
>>713038244
*Moves closer*
>>713038362
Your welcome
>>713038756
You don't have friends
I got banned on /a/ for no reason. I didn't post a get or anything
>>713038362
Yeah I understand
>>713038807
Oh shush you :^)
Sad days
It's really good when you consider why the song was played. Let's say the heart beat is there for a very good reason
rate my waifu
>>713039337
Fucking kabob / 10
>>713038603
Very sorry to hear that, I guess this is what was giving you that uneasy feeling yesterday. Did all this happen earlier?
>>713039056
Crappy day? Or more of the same? Good to see you though.
>>713038807
i did
>>713037810
>>713038975
all heretics :thinking:
>>713039337
That...is a face of death. Treasure her before the expiration date.
>>713039096
-stretches out on the bed, staying still-
Show post.
>>713039555
YOU MEAN SHOW THOSE DIGITS?
>>713038907
Guess you need someone to help you find out.
>>713039096
You did roll on that waifu roulette thing multiple times.
>>713039281
Is... Is someone dying? Speaking of heartbeat the one they put on KC3 when a ship is critical is annoying as hell, really glad you can turn it off.
>>713039485
I missed it, gonna blame it on my sleepiness.
>>713038975
>Miku
Why tho?
>>713039670
Too bad I don't like people
>>713038136
>gropes
>>713039096
I'm glad you're enjoying it. who is your favorite character?
>>713039456
good to see you too. I had a depressive morning followed by a very stressful afternoon.
>>713039485
Shush
>>713039670
Yeah that'd annoying
Because Miku a qt
>>713039048
Do you have anyone that's special to you, Flan-Chan?
I dream of having someone who will snuggle me by the fire, their arms wrapped tightly around me as I drift off into a deep slumber.
Is it wrong to have fantasies like that?
>>713039670
go sleep then
>>713039867
who are you?
~
>>713039555
*Lies down on bed with you*
I closed it
>>713039670
Oh yeah, i forgot. That's not really a get though
>>713039850
I think you can probably guess
>>713039892
Not at all. Those are pure dreams that you need to chase. I had a person a long time ago but that bitch was heartless toward me and didn't even try dating me even though she said that I am the best guy she had ever seen. Now I just have an empty heart that seeks no one. I do not have those dreams anymore and have accepted my life as a single man. You still have those dreams and hopes. I hope you find someone.
>>713040166
-give me a blowjob-
not even going to acknowledge my trips?
>>713039056
>>713039066
>>713039456
Maybe it was. Who knows.
You know how Napoleon once said "every woman is a whore, except for my mother, but my mother is also a woman"?
Guess we know why he included that caveat.
>>713040406
*Gives me a blowjob*
I didn't notice. Nice trips
>>713040669
-wait, you're a guy?-
-oh, no-
Thanks.
>>713040883
:ok_hand:
Night.
>>713039792
same
>>713039867
Well sure, you could say that my likes attracts you then but QOTT was about anons and not waifus.
>>713039984
That's a good idea and it's exactly what I'm going to do.
>jugs Sachii one last time for today
>>713040166
hmm?
>>713040425
is this something you want to talk about?
>>713040742
*Everyone here is a guy*
Your welcome.
Who are you?
>>713039850
Slow start to the day, or stuff that happened? Today was pretty pedestrian for me, aside from the quarterly shopping spree at a local Asian market.
>>713040425
This is one of those times where everyone is gonna need space so nothing final happens. At least it's easy to kill some time here, or it might be a good chance to blow some steam off at the gym or elsewhere.
>>713040960
Good night
>>713040982
-That's good-
Thanks.
I'm me.
>>713040958
o bb~
,
>>713041068
But how can you be me if i'm me?
>>713040947
what
are you from SC
>>713041154
Hm?~
/
>>713041251
Wew
>>713041184
I'm you.
>>713040960
why jug me
have good dreams of miku
>>713041251
nc
>>713041259
luv u bb~
\
>>713041317
But you can't be you since i'm you
>>713040960
goodnight
>>713041012
oh so you got caught up in the black friday frienzy a bit?
>>713041065
L
>>713041281
>>713041251
Shit didn't mean to qoute you sorry.
>>713041432
You were supposed to say K
>>713041068
You got some merch! Nice!
>>713041350
Do you know who I am?~
'
>>713041429
I am all.
>>713041544
Thanks, Flan-Chan~
>>713041575
no
‘
>>713041709
forgot my tilde
~
>>713041537
hey I'm just trying to guess here
>>713041631
A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i3_VuRyGEg
>>713041709
>>713041780
And that's where I end this conversation~
>>713041836
alright~
>>713041453
Did you survive the dance?
>>713041432
Thankfully, no. I usually make a big grocery run there every few months to stock up on sauces and ingredients I use during different times of the year. Now that the weather's changing, so is the menu around here.
>>713041682
Your not me though
>>713041795
Guess then
>>713040968
I'll keep in touch with you as always if I need to talk about it. Right now the situation is a bit urgent.
>>713041012
I hope you're right, because he's locked in his dark room with whiskey and loaded firearms.
>>713041954
I think so. This isn't hell is it?
She was cute, too cute to be dancing with me. She hugges me at the end and my heart stopped. She did that whole "i love you" girl thing. I couldn't breathe
My heart is beating like a drum.
>>713041971
O
>>713041954
ah it's fun to cook different things throughout the year. What ingredients do you use most around this time of the year?
>>713042157
hmm.. Tatsumi?
>>713042306
I'll need to know how this situation unfolds, but right now make sure you stay safe okay. Houkie's right, maybe you should leave your home for a while, if you feel like it.
where are the big tit anime sluts?
>>713042636
No, but i had to look him up because i forgot who it was and i just got spoilers
>>713042704
B-b-but flat is justice
>>713042704
In the R34 breads
>>713042879
-_-
>>713042899
space
>>713042704
ass
>>713043191
_-_
>>713043332
U
>>713043485
what did you see?
>>713042306
Keep me in touch as well. Knowing that firearms and alcohol are involved always makes me feel uneasy. I dealt with some of that growing up with my dad. There's no 'right' thing to do here unfortunately, but if you have to go elsewhere and get help, then do it discreetly.
>>713042535
It's a push then- you had to face terror head on, but with a cute girl in tow. Better than expected? Plus you were on the clock too, no?
>>713042636
When the weather cools down I start leaning more towards soups/stews, wild game, root vegetables, and spicier food. As far as actual cuisines, Nordic food and Chinese dishes. Most of what I got today was some root vegetables, various spices, and sauces that I'll be using throughout the winter.
I'm on dessert duty again for the Christmas family gathering, but I already have everything I need for that.
>>713043191
>>713043332
>LLABOM CU
What are you trying to spell?
>>713043672
https://www.google.co.uk/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=akame%20ga%20kill%20tatsumi
>>713043857
Is this some sort of character in Welsh/Celtic mythology?
>>713043696
Yeah, I was on the clock, I guess I got paid to dance with a college age qt. It reminiscence it was pretty fun, still terrifying, but fun. Like a roller-coaster.
Thank you.
>>713043696
oh, so you're gonna be baking lots of sweet stuff for christmas huh?
>>713043855
T
>I was hoping for a T from you, come on
>>713043857
nothing to see here, move along
>>713043951
what am I looking at here?
>>713041802
How are you?
>>713044515
fullstop
>i don't need cut yet
>>713044515
Search "akame ga kill tatsumi"
Laptop came in. Screen was DOA. Yaaaaay to sending it back.
>>713044683
okay then~
>allabom cunt
>>713044770
oh god :o Well I did get that spoiled too back when I first watched it..
Hello all! Please respond.
>>713044412
I just realized I'm far too old to be on /waifu/. Congrats though, Yui.
>>713045112
Have a (you)
>>713045112
My name is not all but alright
>>713045112
Hi Mavis.
>>713044551
Hi Nui. I'm doing okay. Football team I root for ended the regular season in a pretty bad way, losing by 30 points to a team they should've beat.
How about you?
>>713044412
>dancing with females other than your waifu
>
You should be ashamed of yourself!
>>713044412
I still get mortified at the prospect of having to dance, and I don't care for roller coasters, but you went and did it. Nicely done.
>>713044515
Yep, I usually go with something more familiar, and then something else totally new. For the most part my family is normal about trying new things, but over time they've grown to like desserts from abroad. I finally landed some haskap preserves this year, so I'll be using them for a cheesecake and for a cookie filling.
What sort of food do you enjoy?
>>713045112
Hello there, have another (you)
>>713045067
I think next time i start watching an anime series i just won't go on anything else until i finish it. A few times now i saw spoilers while i was watching an anime
I'm going to bed now anyway
>>713045112
>>713045200
>>713045587
I'll be taking those (you)s, thank you.
If trips I get your waifu, too. Hehehehehe
>>713045808
No don't go
>>713045519
Oh, sorry to hear that, better luck next time though right?
I'm decent, just listening to music.
>>713045519
I was, and am. But at the same time having warm arms around me makes me shiver.
>>713045587
Thank you, really without you and pretty much what amount of /waifu/ that told me to do it, I would've pussied out.
>>713045139
There's no such thing as too old to be on /waifu/
>>713045881
What will you do with all those shekels?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsP_P9Mn2qE
>>713045139
How old are you?
>>713045587
sounds good. I can't enjoy many types of food. I'm very limited because I have a lot of allergies. I just eat the same basic stuff over and over again
>>713045808
goodnight muffin
>>713046367
>>713046498
Purchase your waifus of course. Or someone to confiscate then for me. Watch this. 1000 shekels to the anon who can bring me nui
>>713046986
Whoops, meant for
>>713046291
>>713046172
>>713046498
I'm 28
>>713046144
Yep. We still got one more game left. Should be a good bowl game too.
>>713044551
Stolen
>>713047182
Psssht thats not even close to being too old.
>>713044551
Got her! Here merchant. Where are my shekels?
Just fuck my shit right up fams
>>713044551
Gotcha!
>>713047287
>>713047392
>>713046986
>>713047525
Why do you want her so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrJzZ21hLKo
>>713047244
Alright, well i hope it goes well.
>>713047485
test :3
>>713045519
What the hell was Iowa on today? I wasn't expecting that either. On another note, Texas went out with a whimper, but Michigan/OSU should be entertaining tomorrow.
>>713046172
Anytime, glad it was a good experience in the end.
>>713046522
Yeah, that's tough. I have to cook around those for others, but looking back on it, it was a good thing for me. It made me more resourceful with things and I had to broaden my horizons. Giving up mushrooms was hard though. If I want them, I'm stuck making them separately or having to divvy up the recipe to set a portion aside for myself.
Gotta find you someone who knows what they're doing so you can enjoy some of the nicer things out there.
>>713047607
The merchant claims she'll fetch 1000 shekels. Stolen
>>713045200
>>713045235
>>713045519
>>713045587
>>713045881
C-claiming Alice2!
>>713047663
?
>>713047815
It's certainly a scam, and you'll never find the real Nui
>>713047991
Fu fu fu~
>>713047968
Heyo Alice!
>>713047699
It wasn't what Iowa was on, it's what fucking Tommy and our defense was on. Tommy overthrew at least 10 passes, and our defense let up so many stupid, shitty big plays it looked like last year's defense. Oh yea, did I tell you that our fucking defense still doesn't know how to tackle?
I'm getting up early for Michigan/OSU.
