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S/fur thread!
fuuuuckkk yoooooouuuuuu!!!
>>713011045
Autism
>>713010830
Miss you bb, here's a drawing for you
>>713010937
>A furged passpurrt doeskn't make you an US citizen
lel
>>713011085
I think you like to fuck cats
>>713010889
>co2
Thx, will be submitting the name to Substance Control
Should be illegal by tomorrow
>my government forcing my isp to keep a list of domains i visit
Ya heard about smth like that earlier today. I was surprised they already werekn't doing that
>yeah rite
More pee!!
>>713011085
y>>713010937es and>>713010937
>>713010904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxN7F0JhIiE
>>713011456
>that third post there
>>713011360
sounds like our drug policies
i'm sure they were already doing that shit, but now they've given a larger list of organisations access
i hope theresa may has shits herself in public, then slips in it and has to resign from her position as unelected prime minister / dictator
4chan Furry Discord
https://discordapp.com/invite/0ws5bqe0Ne0g8TNG
>>713010904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjcYfJuLiXY
>>713011834
omg there's an escaped `has` on the loose
>>713010904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULt6uB9mSKw
>>713011834
I like they how they pawle the things in Fillypeens
>i'm sure they were already doing that shit, but now they've given a larger list of organisations access
Or now they just made that public
>i hope theresa may has shits herself in public, then slips in it and has to resign
She wat now
>>713012057
>`
Wish you'd use apostrophes, like a normal purson 3:
>>713012414
as in i wish she's publicly humiliate herself and quit, the fearmongering cunt
hate her with every hate gland i have
I can't believe I spent an hour polishing shoes instead of coming to s/fur
Although to be fair this blowtorch rocks
out of pee related stuff
>>713012681
hello
>>713012681
Hi Alex
>>713012614
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what's wrong with backticks?
>>713010904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TmFYUKO_uw
>>713012669
Idk ppl tend to prefur a non-working gov instead of no gov at all
>>713012681
Why arekn't you being made do that back at the barrakcs?
Also, how are you allowed home every weekend?
>>713013082
i'm not even sure at this point
she's malicious
>>713012852
They're meant fur accenting charcters
>>713013232
Polishing boots is somewhat of an optional activity. We don't get yelled at for unpolished boots here, as long as everyone keeps their boots black. And as long as you don't abuse your boots (which I do), they won't look crappy.
Some guys in my platoon gather in my bunk to polish shoes together. They mostly use the traditional polishing methods, occasionally Kiwi Express Shine. Chat with each other as they brush their boots and such.
I use the "half a can of Kiwi per boot and then blowtorch the hell out of it" method.
I need to be off, see you!
>>713013435
òkáŷ :(
>>713013347
Oh that's just humans fur u
>>713013606
Bless papa Alex
dangit these threads always make me feel so sexually frustrated
>>713013613
lel I'm probably better at that shitty game than you are
>>713013639
later
>>713013639
G'niteynite
>>713013815
1v1 brah
Stronk!
>>713013883
what champions do you like to play?
>>713010904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqERTCZsr4g
>>713013984
Eve, anivia, annie, syndra, kindred, sivir, tristana, poppy, xerath, morgana, braum, ahri, zyra , and karma
I main ap
>>713013606
We were given a toothbrush and a tube of some black stuff butt I waskn't there long enough to have to use it
>gather in my bunk to polish shoes together
I wonder how your superiours would like any black smudges on your bedsheets
>blowtorch the hell out of it
What how and why
>>713013712
its this kind of shit that drives me mad
but oh well, only a few more decades of the same shit every day and then i'll die anyway
>>713013706
u a cheeky cunt i'll give ya that
Distraction boobs!
>>713014170
I'm sad that kindred got nerfed so hard, playing her feels bad now
I mostly play khazix, elise, leblanc, zac and ahri
>>713014299
Nobody polishes their boots on the beds, dumbass. On the floor.
And yes there's a million black lines and smudges on that part of the floor. I plan to bring some scrub-sponges so those idiots can clean that shit out.
The way shoe polish works is that it's a wax of sorts. You apply a stupid amount of it on the boot and let it sit and harden so it won't come off easily. Then blowtorch it to melt the surface. Once it freezes again it'll be shiny once you wipe off the excess.
>>713013815
Maybe you shouldn't have split the weiner
Most of ur kind dokn't, and that's prolly why
>>713014299
>I waskn't there long enough to have to use it
this is what we call chao keng kia
>>713014549
its a habit because github flavoured markdown :|
>>713014336
It could end as soon as today ;3
>>713014170
>>713014759
Used to play almost exclusively Kindred, been playing more Hecarim and Skarner lately.
>>713014902
I don't really understand what you're saying here
split the wiener?
what do you mean 'my kind'?
>>713014759
Sexy kindred and true
>>713015055
sometimes i wish i wasn't alive but i don't intend to kill myself
>>713015058
same
hecarim and skarner are really good, never played them much though
I'll add you on one of my alts if I feel like playing a game sometime soon
>>713015168
I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
>>713015240
Summoner name's Bojack Hecarim. You?
>>713015407
the sunshiniest
>>713015596
Accepted :)
>>713014889
Maybe you should learn ur prepositions then
>I plan to bring some scrub-sponges
okie what kind of yiffing army is ur cuntry running? On a regular basis we'd have this thing where literally every single purson in the barracks gets given some sort of a cleaning tool and gets assigned to clean out a spot in the building
Never heard of such a method of shoe polishing
>>713014977
>nip nong
Cool
>>713015407
what were cadbury thinking???
>>713015759
Happy thoughts
>>713015027
>github flavoured
>sweat and mixed body fluids
>>713015946
Any rule 34 on reksai, i playing with a rek sai and I busting a boner right now
>>713015068
Vaginalize the penis
Trannies
>>713016142
>>713016091
wat
ew, i use that at work
>>713016323
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nice
>>713016199
If I had a penis I wouldn't get rid of it
they look like fun
>>713015168
You could give in to chance
Just take and walk into traffic. Maybe you get run over, maybe there's just horns blaring and shame
>>713016424
WOuld you suck a girls penis
>>713015741
This is the type of army where they give you $6mill tanks and $3k one-time-use weapons but $0 worth of cleaning supplies.
And you work for $1.2 an hour.
Why? Because tanks and guns look better when you spend more money on them. But the soldiers don't, so spend as little on them as you can.
>>713016563
i already cross a lot of roads, so maybe
>>713016621
nahhh
they look fun to have
not to suck
that's gross
>>713016386
GitHub users
Sounds like a whole lot of work just setting up the damn thing and then you have your actual work
oink
Yay I tried getting one of these going earlier and it got kicked in the nuts / couldn't be bumped.
>>713016846
I could give my penis, imma chop it off soon
>>713016424
So what was it, a moment of bad discretion?
Idk pawing produces a smaller mess and it doeskn't cum urine
>>713017005
THis niggers me
oink oink
>>713017091
starting the thread with certain variations of 'furry' autosages the thread I think
>>713017192
I think I'll manage without one, thanks
>>713017235
A little mess can be fun
>>713017005
its not bad, we use it for the hosting + the issue tracker
i'm not a huge fan of github myself, but it works well enough for, well, work
>>713016658
>Because tanks and guns look better when you spend more money on them. But the soldiers don't, so spend as little on them as you can.
Basically you ppl will never be psychologically trained into warfare
>>713017468
>starting the thread with certain variations of 'furry'
I did wonder that - thought I was being sensible, guess not.
Also limit.
>>713016707
Yeah butt you gotta do it somewhere they dokn't expect
when you get ulted by brand and ally get close to you
fucking idiots
Ima go do stuff
catch y'all later
>>713017671
some poor driver would end up traumatised though
>>713017521
We have our own forms of psychological tekan.
>>713017254
You're already mexican so cakn't see what harm could that do to ya
>>713017835
Also getting killed by a car is pretty iffy - better chance of surviving and then being even worse off because injuries / bills.
>>713017468
Urine, never
>>713017988
better urine than semen imo
>>713016658
>but $0 worth of cleaning supplies
That's just because your logistics sucks. Either that cleaning stuff exists but is in a warehouse in buttfuck nowhere, or they just plain forgot because they're bad at their jobs.
>>713017479
Iskn't GitHub all public tho
Ppl gon fork ur code
>>713018347
nah, the company pays for private repositories
>>713017703
l8r
>>713017835
Or love the excuse to take some time off work
>>713017873
Butt it misses an impurtant part
>>713018181
That's fucking gross, semen is about 9,001 times more easier to clean and it wokn't smell fur the eternity
>>713018688
Oh, didkn't know they did such
>yfw GH jews themselves have full access to the src of the next faecesbook
Also, baykers?
New bread if anyone wants
>>713019025
>>713019025
>>713019025
>>713019025
>>713019005
yeah, i doubt they'd abuse that for fear of the giant shitstorm but i wouldn't use them for my own private stuff anyway because i just dont think i like them
