Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>heresy is a crime
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
>>712936211
Thats where you're wrong, kiddo
Nui is my wife!
>>712936432
>being this autistic
I feel bad for you, anon.
Claimu!
>>712936294
fuck. I clicked the new thread and it deleted all my previous response. screw typing it out again.
well i gotta go get the wife from work. later.
Hex Maniac claim
Best imouto claimed
>>712935828
bretty gud, how about you
>>712935921
yes, yes they are, strangely enough my top waifus have some form of goldenish greenish eyes and short hair, never noticed the eyes being so similar, thanks anon
>>712936627
see ya tali
>>712936627
>i don't have any logical responses so i'm just going to make an excuse
>>712936535
You lie like always!
>>712936754
>top waifus
>waifus
H E R E S Y
E
R
E
S
Y
>>712936865
You do know if you ignore him he'll stop pretending to like Nui
He just claims her to make you mad.
Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>712936000
O-oh, w-well thank you but i wouldn't go that far
>>712936080
I suppose i could say it in a nicer way
It still flatters me that they would even ask, even if they could just google it.
>>712936627
Alright come back soon
>>712936754
I'm alright just relaxing after a good thanksgiving, how about you how was your thanksgiving?
Too many waifus to claim
>>712936865
You're the liar, actually. I'm very truthful.
>>712937036
Nope. I've been Nui's husband for some time now and will always be. We're together for life.
My sister looks like Kirino.
>>712936713
Sorry, but best imouto goes to me.
>>712936884
>having certain characters to fap to is heresy
>not r8ing a character and how good waifu material they can be is heresy
>being this fucking autistic over someone having interest in multiple beutiful women
>autism.jpg
>>712937088
it was boring, i don't like being around my family much and i had to work so not much to do, sister made food for everyone so i guess dinner wasn't half bad
>>712937088
Gobble Gobble. How was your Thanksgiving?
don't mind me
>>712937319
do the sex with her
Alice2 is claimed.
>>712937433
>I see you
>>712937088
also, forgot to add, trips said it so it must be true
>hikage
>>712937319
got any pics?
>>712937532
You sure?
>>712937413
More than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>712937319
Hi Mai!
>>712937036
Is that Ryuko?
And really? if he were trying to get me mad he's doing it the wrong.
I feel he's only here to jest, but he's still a phony!
>>712937315
Nonsense, a liar can lie to himself and convince himself it's the truth, and that's what you do!
>>712937754
Hi, how are you?
>>712937818
Hi Akari, sorry for ignoring your last (you), I was a little busy.
>>712937319
you always talk about her could you post a pic
>>712937309
You fucking nigger
>>712937088
it flatters you that they want to lewd your waifu?
>>712937413
Do you even know what waifu means?
>>712937433
i wouldn't but im too busy getting triggered
>>712938036
I'm good, just got home from walmart and bestbuy with my brother and friend. You?
>>712938062
By what?
>>712937501
>37501 â–¶
>File: 628b90716d845f45ed46ac62f(...).png (225
. . .
>>712937818
Hello Akari, how was your thanksgiving?
>>712937601
>>712938050
no
>>712938036
No sweat! How are you?
>>712938155
I claimed her and now she is mine.
>>712937413
Well I'm glad dinner was at least good for you. Where do you work again?
>>712937430
Mine was good, did the normal meet and eat with extended family now relaxing and talking with all of you guys
>>712937584
It must be
>>712937811
Words to live by
>>712938062
Well yeah, they must think she's beautiful to want her lewds
Claiming Galil
>>712938432
Can I ask you something?
>>712938265
Not too bad, thanks. I think I've told you before I'm not very social irl, so it takes a lot of energy for me to interact with all those people, even though they are family and I love them. Plus I miss my mom. How was yours?
>>712938111
Did you buy anything cool?
Just got done talking to Misaki and Yuuko. They are nice people.
>>712938348
Good, pretty comfy.
>>712938459
Galil!
>>712937811
k
>>712938062
apparently, literally wife, but i ain't about that life to obsese over animemes and the strings attached
>>712938432
a grocery store, we didn't close until 8 and i was there until closing...
can't deny the truth
>>712938459
a shitty gun
>>712938348
Forgot pic
>>712938668
I did not. I almost bought Pokemon Moon but decided against it. I wish more people in here would talk more, or at least in discord.
>>712937944
I'm no phony! You must be the one lying to yourself to not see that Nui is with me.
>>712938759
Gun snob
>>712938364
>>712938364
>Anonymous 11/24/16(Thu)22:37:04 No.712938364 â–¶
>File: 0c1370a3378f31abb3a393f59(...).png (693 KB, 1250x
Why?
>>712938759
arguably better than a lot of others
>>712938606
Thanksgiving was hosted at my older sisters house and I stayed alone at home because I didn't want to ruin my NEET attendance record.
>>712938913
Because I don't respect Alice enough to get my pictures from konachan
>go to grandpa's house for thanksgiving
>have nothing to do for about five hours other than stare at a wall or sleep and cuddle my dog because i was an idiot and forgot my phone charger
Didn't even have any turkey either which was fucking shitty tbh
Claiming Felix
>>712938131
people
>>712938432
not necessarily
>>712938759
oh so you're just a avatarfag?
never mind continue on with your heresy
>>712939058
I-I'm confused. Are you Mai?
>>712939180
lmao
>>712938802
Well if you really have a Nui then that one is a phony, as it's unlikely the real one would be with you!
>>712939180
Thanksgiving without turkey?
>>712938550
Sure! Go ahead
>>712938759
Was it busy or slow?
>>712939235
At least attractive. It would be dumb to not find a waifu attractive and ask for her lewds, don't you think?
>>712939270
Yes, I commonly use reaction images from other anime characters because Mai only has one facial expression.
>>712939130
Why are you claiming Alice2?!
>>712939361
Someone forgot to get it
Was kind of upset because the day after with leftovers my mom tears up whats left and dumps the gravy onto it in a glasspan
Shit's fucking good with macaroni and bread yo
>>712938852
i don't degrade my self to lower class guns thank you
>>712938983
at least im not jelous of flan being able to shoot a gun i can't
>>712939235
>avatar fag
>getting this upset over my top faps
>>712939378
start was busy, second half not so much, really slow that last hour
>>712939378
What is the sauce of that girl you're posting?
Mio Akiyama claimed
>>712939564
because she claimed my heart first.
>>712939601
i own a golani
>>712939569
How does one forget to get a turkey for thanksgiving?
>>712939378
I don't know people are weird
>>712939601
I'm not upset.
I'm not trying to insult you by calling you a avatarfag
Eh fuck it, I'm sorry
What happened to vocaroo posting?
>>712939799
I don't fucking know
>>712939525
Ohhhh. gotcha! Did she wonder why you didn't join?
>>712939317
My Nui is no phony! And it is not only not unlikely, but certain the real one is with me!
>>712939919
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712939601
Sounds about right, i remember working thanksgiving last year, better than working Christmas eve, luckily i have both off this year.
>>712939618
You mean my waifu?
>>712939864
I guess, but it was 3 people asking.
>>712939737
Lies.
Lies!
LIES!
>>712940093
Yes, absolutely.
>>712940199
She helped me through the hard times. How could I have fall for her? It's a shame I have no chance with her and I respect that.
I bet you fucking faggots brought your body pillow to thanksgiving dinner and your whole family cringed at you
>>712940027
You only lie to yourself, what do you have to prove this?
>>712940316
Oh,
That's Juvia Lockser from Fairy Tail, anon-san
Why do you ask?
>>712939967
I think everyone could probably understand why, but she was still mad at me.
apparently she planned a bunch of stuff specifically for me, I felt bad afterwards.
>>712940458
>implying I'd ever leave the basement if I had a body pillow
claimed
Who else started fucking their body pillow in front of their whole family during dinner?
>>712940474
My Nui is in every way a true authentic flawless Nui. An imposter could never be this perfect.
Don't mind me, I'm just posting my waifu.
I'm back
>>712940474
>>712940481
>>712939569
hello kitty
>>712939361
hello foxxy
>>712940711
hello tabitha
>>712940445
You barely even know Alice2!
>>712940458
I rather spent Thanksgiving with a body pillow than heartless family.
>>712940700
Perhaps you lie to yourself to convince yourself that yours is as flawless as the real deal!
>>712940481
Because cute.
>>712940700
>>712940886
>>712940828
Correct, I only the person that she presented to me. I wish I knew the real person behind the computer.
>>712939864
but im not an avatarfag, i actually like hikage, she my type
>>712939799
showing off i see, i can do that too
>
>>712940093
rip idk if i have eve off or not
>>712940641
if i had a body pillow i would fuck it in public tbh but then again what galil said in >>712940560
>>712940800
shadys back, back again
>>712941141
Is that a LMG? What is the purpose of such a weapon?
>>712940458
but do you like her or love her?
>>712940800
Wel well well, look who decided to come crawling back.
Welcome back
>>712940898
Aw stop you make me blush
>
Anything else you'd like to know?
>>712941141
Damn prayers if you don't
>word to the wise though
It's bad
>>712941134
But why are you suddenly claiming her. Is this to spite me? Do you know something that I don't?
>>712941141
I really do wish I could own a Kord
>>712941310
It's a Heavy Machine Gun. To kill stuff dead.
>>712940886
Nah, this is the real her alright. Not a doubt in my mind.
>>712940534
Well there's always Christmas to make things up to her.
>>712940950
hugs* whats up m8 how was your turkey day?>>712941141
that's funny because my first name really is marshal and my last name does begin with M also
>>712941352
you wot m8?
don't make me break out the compliments.
>>712940800
Greetings, i thought you had to go somewhere.
>>712941510
Nonsense, and of course, the point is that you can lie to yourself and rid of the doubt.
>>712941352
That's all I wanted to know. I haven't seen that show but I'm fond of Virgo.
>>712941610
It was good. Went to my dad's house, saw the family. How was yours?
>>712941367
I'm sure you're smarter than me. Everyone else is anyway. I'm claiming her before someone else does!
>>712941448
Oh okay then what are LMGs used for?
>>712941310
to go pew pew at stuff, especially at people
>>712941352
i mean i can tell, apparetly yesterday late shift had had it pretty bad, glad i was morning yesterday, god bless
>>712941444
idk, strongest emotional attachment I've had to a character, i doubt I've actually been in love my entire life
>>712941448
you will never own one within this next year
>>712941610
is it really you slim ;-;
anyways how was turkey day for you, did you GOBBLE up food
>>712941724
ugliest ohayou I've seen
>>712940534
Ever have the desire to redpill family members?
>>712941679
But I would notice a forgery, you see. A counterfeit couldn't slip past me. My wife is the genuine Nui.
obligatory weekly post
>>712941837
To kill stuff less dead, but still dead.
>>712941873
And if you did notice one you'd forget about it and lie to yourself like you do now!
>>712941865
Yes, I very openly support Trump but I try not to shove it down their throats.
>>712941610
Don't
You
DARE
>
>>712941699
>dubs
Yeah the spirits are pretty cool.
Juvia is top tier though.
>>712941855
>dubs
It gets worse on Christmas eve cause almost no stores are open on Christmas.
It made me want to go home early last year.
Also who is the blonde girl?
This pic is
>double wew
>>712941855
You're an ugly ohayou
>>712941679
i did I picked up the wife from work already
>>712941722>>712941855
perty good, had a huge brunch then got a good deal on some sapphire earrings for my wife
>>712942123
but I'm a dare devil
>>712941855
I want to mount 3 of those on my house.
>>712942022
They're used to keep the enemy down, not kill them. It's great for cover fire and it gives time for your friends to flank them from the side.
I love when DIY fixes work well enough.
>>712942141
Ah, alright, well glad it went well.
>>712942196
>but I'm a dare devil
Then you'd get along with Uzu, he sorta has your gimmick.
>>712942288
You get down from here too
>>712942324
>
>712941986
i miss ayase
>>712942196
Your wife must be such a lucky lady
>>712942123
I would fuck Juvia, but marry Virgo and kill the blonde one.
>>712942369
Hit the wrong comment but also got the right one.
have to work on that
>>712942103
Nope. I am not one to live a lie. I simply have enough proof that there's no room for doubting the Nui I love is the real one.
>712942398
i miss the old sachi
>>712942288
Syndra you get down from there right now! You could fall and hurt yourself!
>>712942396
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
>>712942475
>>712942491
>712942532
the old sachi is dead
>>712942123
>123
its like im in school again!
rip, you make a good point, we're probably gonna be jam packed
>who
katsuragi, if i wanted an energetic or happy waifu with long hair i would choose her but then i look at hikage, I'm like nope i want dat one she is poifect
>>712942141
it's not even an ohayou so your point is null :p
>>712942196
sounds nice, how did she like the earrings
>>712942299
and to go pewpew at moving objects until it stops moving, but i would mount them on my house if i could afford them and if they were available
>>712942324
duct tape?
>712942663
then i want to die too
>>712942612
pls tell me this is fake or hoax
>712942692
you're already dead to me
>>712942571
Oi. Aussies only.
>>712942676
You. The anon. Are an ugly ohayou.
>712942744
what if ayase came back
>>712942752
>
>>712942612
whats that dude's name?
>>712942733
I saw the video a few years ago, the guy didn't jerk off for two weeks and edged once a day just for that porn shoot.
>>712942196
DON'T
I'm warning you now
>>712942440
I would fuck Juvia i would marry juvia and I'd kill no one cause i like everyone
>>712942612
Oh my...
>>712942676
It's basically can you not kill yourself for 8 hours
Aslo hikage is more of a beauty but katsuragi is a close 2nd
>>712942433
im the lucky one she's bi
>>712942369
it was a pun m8
>>712942676
she loved them m8
we're watching american psycho together so sorry for the slow responses
>>712942934
mike wazowski
>>712942934
I don't know, sorry.
>712942923
then i call him a fgt
>>712942396
Get down from there!
>>712942676
Even better.
http://imgur.com/a/uorPo
>>712942612
CGI
>>712942923
That is not an ohayou. But I want one of Rory.
>>712942989
Still not.
>>712943016
No.
>>712942971
keke nice try
Mother.
qott: would you lick your waifu's butt?
>>712942491
Surely you jestin!
And that's certainly also a lie!
>>712942957
And i was jesting!
>>712943051
hence the filename, i don't know why the picture didn't invert first time tho ;-;
>>712942372
yuuuukiiiii
>>712942324
maaaaakoooo
>>712943051
Then im staying here.
>>712942934
james p. sullivan
Ema claimed.
>>712943127
Yes.
>>712942752
wow rood, you haven't even seen me, how did you know im ugly
>>712942952
thats true but when its too full it's a kill me now, when it's too empty it's a should i kill myself or not
>>712942957
it's ok and, what happened with your friend, about the pr0n?
>>712943016
great, now put electrical tape
>>712943127
yes
>>712943395
that's still happening we are just waiting for them go get set up should be another week or so
>>712943169
you jester, you
>>712942952
or what? you'll blush at me?
>>712943169
It's no lie. Only love. Love between my wife, Nui, and I.
>>712943237
What's good mate?
>>712943389
Top tier waifu.
>>712943051
Reeeee!
>>712943237
Is that You?
>>712943237
Rip in pepperonis
>>712943349
Hope you like being a convict
>>712943395
I know these things
>>712943395
Honestly i don't mind slow days, i just daydream and sit alone with my thoughts. It's nice most of the time
Also
>wew
Post more of your beautiful waifu
>>712943649
Just don't do it
>>712943845
have had a pretty lazy day which is nice, marathon'ing yuru yuri atm. how about you?
>>712943937
it me
whatcha been getting up to qt?
>>712944173
>you are just beautiful tho
>>712943845
heyo yuuki
>>712944247
Nice, Yuru Yuri is fun times. I just did Thanksgiving stuff and went to the store with my brother and friend
>>712944302
How's it going?
>>712944324
NO!
stop right there
>>712943649
I jest, Tali, it's what i do!
>>712943653
Your love with the phony may be real but the phony is a phony!
On another note are you doing anything much
im tired gonna leave thread, see ya some other time
>>712943649
doesn't sound bad, update when shit happens
>>712943956
rory confirmed fortune teller, now what is the most positive thing tha will happen to me in the next 3 months
>>712944173
i don't mind slow days but i mean slow like near closing time, or just barely opened
thx juvia, heres my favorite wew
>>712944498
Sorry, but it's real love with the real Nui.
I'm sharing some armagnac with Nui and looking at silly things online together.
>>712944247
YOUSOROOOOOOO!
>Not cute!
Not much, been trying to stay in more to save money, and it's working kinda. Got about $400 right now. Got a new laptop as well, which kinda goes against the whole "saving" thing I guess, but it'll be worth it. Also fixed my car to be driveable at night as you can see from that link above.
As well, nephew tried to OD on Tylenol today, so that was a mood killer for one of the dinners. Didn't let that get me down though!
How has You been?
>>712944485
takes one more step instead
>>712944498
at least you're cute
>>712944647
of course i will update but nothings happened since last time
>>712944376
just watching american psycho with the wife
>>712944775
That's also a lie!
Not sure what you mean by that.
>>712944920
Very true!
>>712944920
Dude you aren't married, you're probably the fattest virgin in these threads, go back to masturbating to a boring video game character. Anything you claim to do with your wife, you're doing alone or with a body pillow faggot
>>712945071
>or with a body pillow faggot
as if he could afford one
>>712944920
Never seen American Psycho, I only know of the curb stomp scene
>>712945017
It's a truth, actually.
Armagnac is an alcohol thing, type of brandy. Basically distilled wine. Delicious. Silly internet things is just anything funny or cute or otherwise silly to laugh with.
>>712945220
a cute
>>712945212
Surely you jestin!
Alright but how would that work?
Think I'm gonna spam the fuck our of the next thread
>>712945349
>>712945349
>>712945349
>>712945017
it makes your jesting a little comical
>>712945178
I had never seen it either. that's why we are watching it.
>>712945071
i mean whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night. Sure you can believe that.
>>712945494
i wonder who this is
>>712944807
YOUSOROOOO!
Aint no fix like a ghetto fix! are you saving for repairs on your car, or something else?
That's horrible about your nephew, I hope he's able to get the support he needs. paracetamol/acetaminophen overdoses are horrible, has he done any severe damage to his liver?
>>712945539
Oh. Spoiler alert there's a scene like that. That scene is the reason I refuse to watch the movie
>Yuuki
>>712945349
>>712945349
>>712945349
zoz
>>712945887
I think this is the new one
>>712946093
also made by phoneposter~chan
i'll bake once he deletes
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