Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Yuuko Aioi claimed.
Claimed.
>>712842357
>akiko
Well, I'm not like that.
I do have sisters, they're just not really sociable to me, they're busy with their own things so it's whatever.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>712842514(no pic)(not cute)
Claimu!
>>712842296
I think half the stuff I've drank has been at work.
Ohhh, right. That does sound pretty shit.
Now imagine grocery retail, or working at a walmart.
>>712842435
That's wonderful! Wish I could say the same. I got 1 hour.
Yep, I'm not sure if I open the building today or leave it closed though. I'll probably open it just to be safe.
Guys i need qt3.14 catgirl name for my FF14 Retainer. I'm at a don't know where else to go.
Best imouto claimed
>>712842695
You should tell them that you love them. Even if you don't love them in the same way I love my imouto.
>>712842872
Tofee
Lionelle
>>712842872
I honest to fuck can't remember what I named my retainers...
>>712842872
Katt
>>712843034
>>712843010
>>712842936
All taken
>>712843202
Bitchkitten
>>712843202
Pussydestroyer
>>712843202
Killer Queen?
>>712842879
Holy crap, it's Akiko
>>712842763 (tsundra)
meanie
>>712842769
Evening.
>>712842774
I don't drink anything fancy at my work, sometimes I do and people look at a drinks in amusement. It's usually some organic juice.
It's pretty much is. I keep that part running, which something you'd expect to be good, but it's not. Just more work.
No, talking to strangers on the phone was hard enough, face to face, heck nope. One thing I didn't like there was when they did reviews of your phone calls and you hear voice through speakers. I did not enjoy a single second of it.
>>712842879
If I told them that, they'll look at me weird. I do care for them just, I leave them be.
Also, I'm assuming you're a new claimer here?
>>712842879
Are you the Flandern-akiko?
>>712843396
Nah, it's a new one.
>>712843493
Fuck
>>712842572
Anime girls are unattractive because they have no nose, they have small ass mouths, and their eyebrows go through their hair.
All waifus are ugly and not real
>>712843202
I'd name it after a Kirby track like Moonstruck Blossom or Nutty Noon.
>>712843425
Greetings, how are you?
>>712843582
rude
>>712843425
Not even fancy. $3 for a half gallon, and I normally buy 4 at a time.
Still, 10F ANYTHING is just no. I wouldn't be able to do that job for long.
Oh, not only do you have to deal with like, 100 customers an hour. You STILL have to get all your normal work done as well! And that work is doubled due to it being holidays.So, 95% more people asking you for stuff, on top of double the workload, with no extra staff. Overworked is one hell of an understatement.
>>712843582
You're not real!
>>712843617
I may do something like that, Been sitting here for quite awhile now.
>>712843801
Are you the c@, or the potato?
>>712843902
C@
>>712843425
You don't tell your sis that you love them? Not even love as a family
You could say that I'm new
Well new posting as Akiko
>>712842572
>>712844083
Nice Taste
>>712843801
Oh, well i hope i was of help then!
>>712844041
C@s4lyf
Unfortunately, can't help you much for a name without seeing the retainer first.
>Funny thing, my characters appearance is actually my first retainers look that I just liked too much, and ended up using my free fantasia on
>The only thing that's changed is I switch up the haircut when the expac hit
>>712843617
On brink of offing myself. Extremely exhausted. Yourself?
>>712843679
Huh, I wonder if there's any organic eggnog.
I love the cold, just feeling tired and that at the same time. Equals trying to not fall asleep on the job.
Ach mein gott......That's not right, at all.
So, you had fun with that? When you were involved in it. :v)
>>712843777
Lucky sevens!
You're Winner!
Also morning.
>>712844077
Dubs.
Not really, we're not the type to show too much emotions, it's how we grew up. Well, I'm not like that anymore. The others are still, I presume.
Huh, welcome aboard then!
>>712842572
Waifu Claimed!
Anri of Astora
DS3
"Urspuration of Fire" Ending
>>712844557
dubs
end my suffering.
>>712844469
How would that even be made?
I can't do the cold. High heat I can generally handle. About 95F. Anything colder than 65F and I just can't.
No. I fucking hated it, and every holiday I just wanted to burn the building down... or at least sucker punch the managers that thought we were skipping through a field of fucking daisies.
Why is FFX so easy now? I just beat the unholy hell out of Evrae without a single character hitting yellow.
>>712844469
Oh, hope you jest when you say that, hope you get better though.
I'm fine, just listening to Kirby music, might watch Rwby or something later.
>>712844469
Hey there, Mamae?
I guess this is a pretty good sign for today, or maybe that I wasted all my luck for it in something meaningless.
>>712844424
Welp got one and i guess i'll keep it
>>712844880
Likely the latter :/
Hiya! Who's better, Rem or Ram?
>>712844930
That looks oddly similar to an ex-friends character...
>>712845190
Well let's see, Rem a cute, but RAM makes my computer faster.... hmmmm....
Also, hi Nonononon!
>>712845190
Ram, but don't take my opinion I'm a retarded contrarian hipster.
>>712844962
I think so too, I'm not being particularly lucky in KC right now.
>>712844763
I'm not sure, I also say that about organic soda...
Cali weather has gotten you all too sensitive to temperature. So any other place besides Florida is a no go.
Arson is illegal, but I wouldn't blame you.
There lots of people there that think that way where my department is, it's annoying.
>>712844867
I hope so, thanks.
How do you listen to music? Headphones or speakers?
Going to eat turkey later at least?
>>712844880
Yup, that's me.
I'd say it's luck for the whole day. What have you been up to?
>>712845190
R.E.M is better. Ram is just a truck.
>>712845190
As far as I can tell, they're the same character with different colored hair.
>>712845442
No one gets lucky with KC though. It's programmed into it too fuck people over
Fucking hipster :^)
>>712845190
Rem has better personality, I like Ram's measurements though ;)
>>712845190
Greetings, Anonon!
>>712845565
Headphones, can't really get much out of speakers.
Indeed i will, likely won't have much of it though.
>>712845359
Hullo thar! Preparing for a family TG?
>>712845787
You like flat?
>>712845866
Mm'helloooo~
>>712845442
I like pink....
>>712845231
Y tho?
>>712845968
>look! a faggot!
Because her personality is better.
>>712845565
Okay, organic soda has to be made up.
I mean, I can probably do down to 50F if I have jacket. On the upside, I can deal with heat super well!
Sucks. A good manager can make stress like that bearable. A bad one can make you want to commit crimes far worse than that. There was only one good manager at that job, out of like, 5.
>>712845968
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No. I got work again tonight, so I'll be sleeping, waking up, having a bit of dinner, going to the other families house, have some dinner there, then it's off to work after that.
>>712845359
My character or the retainer?\
Pic is my chacter
Yoshikage Kira claimed.
>>712845968
#DFC4LYFE
Oh God I forgot how bad tge Bevelle trials are
>>712846384
Alice is 2 cute.
>>712845968
How are you?
>>712846341
What a beautiful duwang.
>>712845565
There isn't really anything new in my life, listening to music, saving pics, watching pretentious anime.
How about you?
>>712845787
Unless you're Shikifag.
>>712845968
Same.
Ram is a little bit of a cunt but that's part of why I like her more.
Fuck off faggos
I already climbed all the waifus, I might let you have slopy seconds though
>>712845866
Headphones are a great to listen to music, just don't listen to it on high volumes.
It should be good, turkey is best this time of year.
>>712846047
I think the same way. I just contemplate on it, thinking on how they label it like that.
You'll do fine in southern states then. Than again it gets cold here too.
I have a good supervisor just some bad co-workers.
>>712846019
Don't make fun of me >:^(
>>712846047
Aww, can't ask for a night off? At least your family is throwing one right?
>>712846384
Any chest is fine, but cowtits are a no no. The best chest is a treasure chest.
>>712846476
I'm pretty good, watching Re:Zero and anticipating the delicious mashed potatoes today. And apple pie.
>>712846507
They're both cunts tbh, murderous and jealous one too. Most of my personalized tech has a bit of pink and black.
>>712846254
Have a great day, see you later.
>>712846507
Nothing really new on my end. Might get headphones on Friday, a new tablet and maybe a new computer monitor too. Depends on budget. Have a good day, I got to sleep now.
>>712846508
o rly?
>>712846795
Oh no, I just missed you
Hope you rest well
Sweet dreams
I finally feel a bit relaxed as I dift into the abyss.
Goodnight y'all.
>>712846310
Ya, your retainer looks eerily similar to them.
>>712846518
It's organic. They picked it fresh from the soda trees on Candy Mountain.
JACKETS JACKETS AND MORE JACKETS! Or I can just stay in my car with the heater on.
Lucky. I have bad both. There was like, 3 other co workers that actually worked. If the stars aligned, we had all 3 of those coworkers, AND the good manager, we could literally make the store perfect by closing time. But that rarely ever happened.
>>712846674
Yep. And nah, even if I could, I wouldn't. Bonus holiday pay is worth it right now.
>>712846795
Night Mami.
>>712846507
Does he have insane luck on it?
>>712846428
Isn't she? Love this girl ;_;
>>712846674
>best chest is a treasure chest
I chuckled at this. But I agree, cow tits are disgusting
>>712846795
Alright alright, good night!
>>712846674
>They're both cunts tbh
This. A lot of people fail to see that Rem is a massive cunt too before Subaru figures out how to get past the first days in the mansion.
not claimed
>>712846518
True, but it differs for most songs to be fair, some are very quiet so it's a good idea to do that.
I suppose so, in my opinion though Halloween is the best.
>>712846674
Oh, that's nice, i should check that out.
>>712846935
Better view for you.
I can assure you i'm not your ex-friend though. This is my first time playing FF14.
>>712847161
I browse memebase, not reddit.
>>712847161
And fortune is shit because I can't watch anime through it
>>712847036
At least with drops, yea, he does.
But he also put a lot of effort into the game and learned it faster than anyone else I know.
>>712847036
She needs a bit more meat on those bones.
Other than that, she's adorable.
>>712846935
Oh, just like my friend who works for Amazon and another for costco. I told them when you get older, you're gonna be begging for a day off.
>>712847036
They are, like those things look like they might fall off at any moment. Or burst open with a couple of ayys inside.
>>712847046
I'm very puzzled about how I feel about this show so far.
>>712847156
Got any plans for today?
https://youtu.be/qUnQ3F2Rwq4
>>712847247
I know you're not, there's no way they'd get out of their safety space long enough to know what other human contact other than my ex even is. Double so they'd never go on 4chan!
>>712847829
I wouldn't be working so hard if I didn't have quite some debt to pay off. Besides, I work nights, so there's really no reason for me to ask for it off as long as I get to have dinner with the fam for a few hours, ya?
>>712847829
It's not bad but could have been way better. Character designs are really good but wasted as not all characters have a decent amount of screen time.
Action sequences are really good and you will have a lot of it on the last episodes.
What I disliked the most is how they force Rem into best girl by giving her so much screen time and making her the ultimate cuck that will not leave Subaru no matter what.
Episode 18 is skip worthy if you dislike Rem.
jim profit
>>712847829
I don't know, i might rest and watch something later.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wPyTlLL9Apk
>>712848056
I usually never leave my house other than to go to work but that's primarily because I don't like dealing with people face to face.
>>712848297
Cute boi.
>>712842572
Hey why the hell are you not in bed right now.
>>712847617
I feel I figured it out pretty quickly, KC3 helps a while heck of a lot
>>712847688
No, she's perfect just the way she is
>>712847829
Ran would be a 10/10 if not for her disgusting mammaries
>>712848615
>Work
Not even that. Mooches off their mother and brother. I don't they've turned their computer off in a fucking whole year straight because they like to go to bed with my ex in one of those houses in game. It's just.... strange man.
>>712848056
Aah, I see. I won't pry into your debts, don't worry. At least you can spend some family time then that's good.
>>712848079
The first few episodes made it seem like the scope was gonna be huge. But now, it seems very limited. I don't mind Rem,she's alright. Although, I do think the way everyone is drawn is very generic.
>>712848238
Any TG family dinners?
>>712848747
Rem? I don't think they're that big tho.
Don't remember if I already claimed ITT
>>712848827
Yeah that's pretty creepy. Also this is my first time posting in one of these threads. It's nice to see people on /b/ actually having a conversation like normal people rather than just telling faggot at one another.
>>712848982
Well just the family i live with.
I think my older sister is coming over though.
>>712842879
>>712849040
Yes, but you didn't do it for the last million threads.
>>712848747
I guess, but he sort of no lifed it in his first weeks and quickly surpassed what I got in months.
Then again I don't like this game.
>>712848982
There's a lot of wasted opportunities in this show, that feel will never go away.
>I do think the way everyone is drawn is very generic
What do you mean by this? I feel like character designs is one of the strengths of the show.
>>712848982
Eh, $2k for a friend, $1k on my credit card, although I'm slapping that down real fast. And $3k for my motorcycle. Not too bad, but it'll keep me busy.
>>712849122
It is. The more I'm seeing what that relationship has become, the happier I am that I got out of it, even if it was tough on me for a while.
Ya, outside of shitposters, these threads are pretty comfy. Just don't get caught up in any drama, it ain't worth it.
>>712849040
You did.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ubEPWNSKnO0
>>712849327
Fugitive.
>>712849295
>>712849252
Okay I'm a bit tired and I've been watching anime with my flatmate so I wasn't sure if this was a new one.
>>712849365
Hatsune miku means fox district
can i be someone's waifu
please im lonely and sad
>>712849389
Threads dead, by this time it's safe to assume that a thread will last 3 hours or something.
>>712849462
You can do that by rearranging the letters, interesting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yt-SIFarwXQ
>>712849500
claimed
>>712849735
uwu
>>712848982
No, Ran. The touhou fox girl
>>712849252
I kind of stopped playing. I want taking it supper seriously anyway
>>712849228
Older sister? Is she cute? Are you cute? Of course you are!
>>712849252
No no no, the character design is fine. I meant the art style. Like how some people can tell who is a jojo character due to the way they're drawn.
>>712849295
That's a lot of money makoto! Don't let too much interest build up. Wait, you're paying a friend's outstandong debt?
>>712849873
Ohh, they're big, but not cowtit Rangiku/Tsunade big .
>>712849750
wanna go on a date, waifu-sama?
>>712849873
Glad you escaped that hell, the game is absolute garbage.
>I made a new account yesterday
>>712849991
Ah I see, I kinda like it but I do have to admit it's generic as hell.
The eyes look pretty though.
>>712849873
I saw a pic of Ran giving a guy a rimjob
>>712849991
I know. Credit card is first since interest.
The friend lent me $2k to get my car. I gotta pay him back, but he said no rush, and no interest.
The $3k is my motorcycle loan, which once it gets low enough, I'm either selling it to my cousin, or back to the dealer.
>>712849991
She is kinda, and certainly i am!
>>712849228
>older sister
Better tell her how much you love her and give her a big hug.
>>712848747
>>712849873
>hating on tits
>tits that aren't even that big
Pls
Boiii
>>712849991
Those are even worse. Ran tits are still too big though
>>712850105
It wasn't that bad. I just got doing other things and forgot about it until yesterday
>you've been wrangled in again
>>712850110
I don't look for stuff like that
>>712850371
They're too large, won't convince me otherwise
>>712850739
I was browsing /h/ and that was the OP for a thread
>>712850739
I felt like this was the appropriate punishment for letting Yuudachi and Shigure sink back then. Making a new account is also the only possible way to change your name so I went with it.
I better get bored of it fast.
>>712850739
>>712850829
>>>/h/4395567
>>712850330
I will if she doesn't mind that.
But what makes you say that?
>>712850939
Imoutos are a international treasure. I love mine so much that we live together and often do lewd things.
>>712850739
You don't know what large is, I'll admit Ran has a pretty nice size but there's plenty bigger.
>>712850105
>>712850161
Ohhh. Wow, that's a really really good friend then. I haven't seen someone do that in a long time.
>>712850314
I assume you're gonna rest? Oh btw, in Skullgirls there's a lot of palette swaps for characters that reference klk. Among them are a Squigly recolor that references Nui.
>>712850739
So what is the maximum limit for you?
>>712851040
>often do lewd things
Expand on this.
It honestly feels like I'm going to have a heart attack or a kidney failure. My heart beating is sending pains down my spine. Any ideas?
>>712851163
I live in France where you can fuck your sister
Lets just say that her sisterly love is strong towards me
>>712851231
Hospital?
Happy Thanksgiving
>>712851051
>Yfw we've only known each other for about 4 months, give or take
>And he lives in Australia
>If I wanted to, I could dip and not pay it back
But that would be the most cunt thing ever. So I don't plan on doing that. I told him that credit card took priority and he agreed. Although if it take too long, Ima use my tax refund to pay him back, since I'll be getting like, $1.5k or so from it.
>>712851326
It doesn't seem severe enough, it's probably heart burn but I don't know. That's why I'm asking.
>>712851304
Prove it
>>712851448
I second this. For science.
>>712851340
Happy Thanksgiving!
>>712851040
That'd be very odd.
>>712851051
Sometime soon.
Didn't know they had a Nui palette, link?
>>712850829
What was
>>712850912
What was your name before that you need to change it?
You may. It's something to do while bored anyway
>>712851042
I do, and I know there are. I dislike those even more, and generally dislike the characters as a result, since they're generally bimbos and contribute little to nothing to the series as a whole
>>712851051
Hmmm, are we talking actual size or do you want me to use an example
Miku it's around the upper limit though
>A person who supports their body weight on one hand or elbow over long periods may transfer the weight across the costal cartilage and thereby strain the joint possibly leading to inflammation or sublaxation.
Yeah I may have fucked up my sternum.
>>712850829
Oh, I get what you mean now. I'm half asleep today
Welp. Im demolishing the bosses real damn hard.
>>712851694
You don't have to be lewd with yours but tell her how much you love her.
>>712851603
>>712851448
What do you want my to prove?
That incest is legal in France?
That I live in France?
That my imouto is in love with me?
>>712851357
Wow. That's very honest of you makoto, good to hear that. I hope you can pay it all off soon with your paychecks.
>>712851694
http://skullgirls.wikia.com/wiki/Squigly
Palette number 25
Filia has a Ryuko Palette, Fukua has a possessed Ryuko swap, Eliza has a Ragyo swap that makes her henchmen into Hoomaru color swaps. Cerebella has a Gamagori swap. There are more but I can't remember right now.
>>712851695
Just a rough estimate. Hatsune Miku? That's like a B cup at max depending on which Miku it is.
>>712851695
Random moonrunes, I don't remember what they meant but I think it was something edgy.
>>712851304
I thought you lived in Belgium, where in France do you live? I had the chance to go there one or two months ago.
>>712852035
What about all of those?
>>712852114
I've seen her with g cups before
>>712852035
Think that last one hits it closest.
>>712852114
Hey, as much as I like to speed and drive "dangerously", I do still have morals! Besides, we both love cars. I wouldn't want to lose a car friend when I have so little of them!
>>712852199
You're thinking of the other akiko
I can't prove it right now, I'm busy.
>>712852268
She does!
>Akiko
>>712852316
That explains. Funny how your personalities don't differ too much from each other.
>>712852035
Sure then.
>>712852114
Oh, that's very cool.
Sounds like the Ragyo one is the biggest one though.
>>712852316
C'mon Akiko 2.0, this is a claim we need proof of!
>>712852571
We sleep in the same bed.
When we wake up she says "je t'aime"
She gives me kisses on the lips
She makes out with me
>>712852739
also she calls me "amour" and "mon amour"
>akiko
>>712852114
This one >>712849585
B sounds about right though, I could live with C though
>>712852199
>random moonrunes
I.. what have you done Miku
>>712852739
Oh boy
>>712852739
>>712852814
Now give the proof of that!
>>712845190
I am.
カラミチーマス
I got platinum 4 out of placements.
Finally back, time to climb for diamond
>>712853070
Give proof that you're not a cute!
>>712853429
IM NOT! REEEEEEEE!
>>712853491
Hah! I've got you by your cute little tail!
That is a claim you need to back up with evidence!
>>712853327
Haha, are you at the skill CEILING?
>>712853698
I've posted pictures! That's proof enough that I'm not!
>>712853950
KEK, nice one but no I have a lot more to learn
>>712853986
Post them again, then!
>>712854144
Eh?! Why would you wanna see something that uncute?!
>>712854071
Well things are still LOOKING UP.
>>712854071
I think my brother would play a game with you. He said something about being in high elo leagues.
>>712854215
Because I know you're cute!
>>712854378
the memes are on point today
>>712854397
That'd be cool but I play on EUW so that's not going to happen
>>712854912
It's not that hard, yu no?
>>712854493
Except I'm not! How could you come to such an incorrect conclusion?!
>>712851657
Go to bed.
>>712855028
I'm always impressed with good puns
Goodnight oniis, I'm taking a nap!
>>712855298
Later Akiko 2.0!
>>712855262
Never ever.
>>712855565
You will, even if I have to come up there and make you.
>>712855796
It's almost 7 AM, so I'm just going to stay up until I pass out on my laptop~.
>>712855894
No, you will go to bed and you will sleep to a reasonable time, then you will start going to bed at a reasonable time after the sun has gone down and you will wake up around the time the sun comes back up.
>>712856161
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>712856161
That's an interesting theory.
I'm convinced, and tired, but mostly convinced!
Goodnight~.
>>712856371
Goodnight.
>>712856281
Obligations, life.
>>712856527
Sounds painful.
>>712856644
It is, I have to wake up before the sun everyday.
>>712853327
Halo 5?
>>712857099
No, Infinite Warfare.
Tomo-chan claimed
Hex Maniac claim
>>712858669
nice
>>712858669
Spooky
nice thread does it come in alive?
>>712859688
Nope
>>712859768
Oh_no.jpg
happy thanksgiving, waifu.
>>712859944
Wo?
>>712860062
There's no underscore
>>712860320
Happy thanksgiving
