Waifu claiming thread.
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>>712511299
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
THERES A SNEK IN MY THREAD
Ohaio
>>712527089
>>712527169
How are you?
>>712527232
Like a pickle.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
They key to having a good thread is to limit when the threads are created.
If you have a thread 24/7, you make the thread turn stale and monotonous.
>>712527288
That's nice.
>>712527316
Hi Sachi.
Caim
カラミチーマス
Autists enjoy repetition.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAxHlLK3Oyk
>>712527419
see >>712527316
>>712527426
hi
>>712527419
Nice meme.
>
best waifu coming through
>712527619
see
>>712527594
why am i a puppet? :o
Shiro claimed.
He who would trade liberty for some temporary quality, deserves neither liberty nor quality.
>>712527699
>>712527744 (You) (You)
Na wieder unterwegs?
>>712527779
That is just rood.
Describe how your waifu makes you feel when you hug her at night?
https://youtu.be/1Q3RyvQLqes
>>712527819
who's that goof?
>>712527779
Mai I love your posts sometimes.
Always so intelligent. So cute.
EVERYDAY IT'S LITERALLY WAIFU CLAIMING WITH YOU FUCKTARDS. WHEN WILL YOU FILTH EVER LEARN THAT TAIGA IS BEST GIRL
>>712527902
Empty because she isn't the real
>>712527779
If I go to bed, I lose the liberty of moving freely during the night, but I gain sweet dreams and energy.
>>712527860 (A)(Hoy)
Im Gegenteil, wieder zuhause! Wie geht's?
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>712528041
Ich spreche Deutsch nicht so gut.
Wie geht's?
>>712528041
>Im Gegenteil, wieder zuhause!
Aber den rest des Tages warst du es nicht, also wieder unterwegs?
>Wie geht's?
Kann nicht klagen. Hab aber wieder keine Schokolade...
Such is life
>>712528093 (267)
>>712528228
Grüß Gott, Kamerad!
>spreche nicht so gut
Na immerhin schreiben kannst du.
Ordentlich geht's, und selbst?
>>712528430
>wieder unterwegs
Ja gut, wenn man es so sieht dann ja, ich bin wieder unterwegs.
>wieder keine Schokolade
Du könntest nächstesmal mehr kaufen. Oder nicht fressen wie eine Feministin.
>>712528289
>>712529149
get to class
>>712529309
I am in class
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>712528430
>>712528430
>>712528825
>ITT:
Two faggots use google translate to speak to each other.
>>712529390
Do your work then
>>712527902
Just like that song....hold me senpai
>>712528825
>Ja gut, wenn man es so sieht dann ja, ich bin wieder unterwegs.
Ein trauriger Tag für /waifu/
Viel Spaß weiterhin in deinem 'reallife'
>Du könntest nächstesmal mehr kaufen
Plan A, sollte ich mich trauen mit 10 Tafeln 300g Schokolade an die Kasse zu gehen
>Oder nicht fressen wie eine Feministin.
Jo da sollte ich auch mal drüber nachdenken...
Du bist immer so Einfallsreich, echt erstaunlich.
Und was geht bei dir so?
>>712529424 (pievilcīgs)
>>712529470
ikr
Penner
>>712528825
Na, schreibe ich nicht so gut auch. Ich bin ziemlich neu zu Duestch.
>Grüß Gott
Kommst du aus Suddendeustchland?
>>712529470
Idk their German is pretty accurate.
>>712529653
What if I don't want to
![Syndra [196].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4mf77cd.jpg "Syndra [196].jpg")
>>712529755
>>712529762
where are you from? Sounds like Dutch or something North Germanic?
How far off am I?
>>712529785
then don't
>>712530072
Alright then
>>712529994
I am from Missouri. But I am learning a bit if German. The other two are likely either German or Austrian. My guess is German based on their choice of words. But hey my German teacher was a little out of the times anyways so I might be entirely wrong.
>>712527961
Yes she is.
https://youtu.be/7JVcbVeMnt8
>>712530320
L-LEWD
>>712530274
I'm also in Missouri!
Just moved here.
>>712530399
Ah! Where at? East west? Near St. Louis?
>>712530274
>>712529994
was also me i just don't like flooding a slow thread with needless image bumps
it is German, Chara is the Austria guy...
>Missouri
German ancestry? Or just doing it bc Spanish classes suck?
>But hey my German teacher was a little out of the times anyways
Sieg Heil?
Heil Borussia?
>>712527699
Nice dubs
>>712530399
Misery
>>712530488
Mid south area. Not on the boarder but not in the center. Close to springfield. By close I mean like 2 hours.
>>712530334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6Dfo4zDduI
>>712530527
ty. nice caim by the way
https://youtu.be/2YGZ-_aD888
>>712530515
Ya, my family is majority German. With my grandparents being off-boat. Funny how the naming system works though, because I inherited an Italian name over a German one, despite being only like 15 percent.
Nah, he just left Germany in the 80s and bases the things he teaches us about Germany now off of what he knew of it back then.
>>712530678
I am closer to St. Charles.
>>712530665
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>>712530718
https://youtu.be/TpzNZQN7hwE
>>712530730
https://youtu.be/OrJsgdjOqGY
>>712530884
Yeah you're a bit away then, like 3-4 hours.
I don't know, new to this state.
>>712530718
I didn't even notice
>>712531041
Here for college?
>>712531233
Nah, couldn't stay in VA, was getting kicked out and no place near me was cheap, I also didn't qualify for poverty housing. Made a dollar over minimum wage, guess that means I'm rich.
Moved in with my mom here in MO.
>>712531405
Post oh no's.
>>712529755
>'reallife'
Keine Sorge, das ist nur für ein paar Stunden am Tag.
>trauen
Es gibt auch Internetversandhandel!
>was geht bei dir so?
Nicht viel. Ich ärgere mich ob meiner Unfähigkeit Pokemon zu spielen, obwohl GameStop sie schon herausgibt.
>>712529762
*Ich schreibe auch nicht so gut.
*zu!? I don't even know.
*Deutsch
(This one actually triggered me)
>Suddendeustchland
If you meant to say Sudetendeutschland then no, if you meant Süddeutschland then yes.
But seriously.... 'duestch' - how would you even say that.
>>712531566
>>712531405
>>712530923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqNFAU0tOw
>>712531178
It's alright I'm here to remind you
>and make fun of you a bit
>>712531636
Goes as far as to prove how knew I am to it.
sorry.
>>712531811
>how knew I am
How knew are you zu Englisch?
>>712531686
>>712530923
You seem to like that band.
>>712531786
https://youtu.be/b9lxXGS8B8o
Just try and ignore that snare for me.
>>712531686
Yasssss...
>>712531947
As new as any American
>>712531636
what's the deutsch word for dutch?
>>712532148
>>712532275
Which one? Yes or Metallica?
>Id pick Yes over Metallica
>Rory-sama
>>712532464
>>712531233
>If you don't want this picture spread to your school, you'll send lewds!
>>712532331
heh that's st anger for ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXWq3f01e2U
>>712532478
Both are a good choice.
https://youtu.be/pfBd7J75L9c
>>712530884
>majority German
>15% Italian
If you put a cup of manure in a barrel of wine, the result will be a barrel of manure.
>>712532405
As new as the dundus?
>>712532464
Niederländisch.
>>712532574
Lewd!
>>712531636
>Keine Sorge, das ist nur für ein paar Stunden am Tag.
Scon was für die Zeit um Neujahr geplant? Oder steht vorher nochw as wichtigeres an?
>Es gibt auch Internetversandhandel!
Die dürfen aber keine Lebensmittel verkaufen afaik...
>ob meiner Unfähigkeit Pokemon zu spielen obwohl GameStop sie schon herausgibt.
mein Beileid
und das ist schon sehr kleinlich, wie du den armen amerikaner auseinander nimmst
>>712532464
Niederländisch, Holländisch (only used colloquially)
>>712532574
nice pic
>>712531786
Mean
Ok this is it. Who wants to fuck?
>>712532951
Why are we only posting Metallica?
https://youtu.be/8mkmUdUYgH0
>>712532960
Im not one for drone songs. They grate on my need for decent musicianship.
https://youtu.be/Oe-g8knTzfI
>>712533069
>Schon was für die Zeit um Neujahr geplant?
Vielleicht geh ich Kinder mit Böllern bewerfen.
Selber schuld, dass die so spät noch wach sind.
>Oder steht vorher noch was wichtigeres an?
Naja, da wäre noch Weihnachten.
>Die dürfen aber keine Lebensmittel verkaufen afaik
Was ist ein Amazon?
>Americans are equal and they deserve respect
Es tut mir Leid, aber die machen es so einfach... Und sie mischen ihre Rassen.
Nächstes mal bin ich freundlicher, nur für dich!
>>712533612
My standards reached 'has a heartbeat'.
>>712532534
>>712533032
>>712533069
danke
>>712533612
blyat
The best girl
>>712533612
I always do.
>>712533612
want to erp?
>>712533777
YOU MEAN THE BEST DIGITS
>>712533649
Ok it's on then!
>>712533669
Haha! no u..
>>712533787
HAHA!!!! YES! GANGBANG!
>>712533797
no, I want to fuck.
>>712533904
wanna hug?
>>712533904
What is "hug"?
Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser
See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you, and that's the only way
Shake, shake yourself
Your every move you make
So the story goes
Claiming Yuuko.
papi.
>>712533612
Different music for a different crowd.
https://youtu.be/cIH5QLjGCf0
>>712533612
I'm not really interested in sexual contact.
>>712534081
hug
verb
squeeze (someone) tightly in one's arms, typically to express affection.
>>712534087
Owner of a lonely heart
>>712534094
Wanna fuck?
>
>>712534194
Oh well. I will find someone else then Rei.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2S1I_ien6A
>>712533117
aw don't take it that way muffin
>>712533632
why not? I haven't listened to them in a while. It's a shame they do lack diversity drum-wise, I'll give you that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X_3yOUKSOc
>>712534227
You're a nice person.
You got it!
>>712534343
Not really, desu.
>>712533669
Immer gerne.
>>712533904
*unzips dick*
So whur u at?
>>712534343
Be wary of stds and other such related risks.
>>712533649
>Vielleicht geh ich Kinder mit Böllern bewerfen.
Selber schuld, dass die so spät noch wach sind.
Grandios, anders kann man das nicht beschreiben. Habe mich amüsiert.
>Was ist ein Amazon?
Genau der. Und der darf kein Essen verscheuern weil man das nicht in nen ungekühlten Transporter stecken darf soweit ich weiß.
>nur für dich!
Ist denke ich ziemlich irrelevant wenn deine Güte nur mir zu liebe existiert. Dann kannst du auch weiter Untermenschen mit Scheiße bewerfen und zusehen wie sie sich daran noch ergötzen.
>My standards reached 'has a heartbeat'.
>3D
Shiro was ist da los?
>>712533612
but no holding hands!
>>712534194
>I'm not really interested in sexual contact.
Edgy or actually Autistic? You did say you were on the spectrum, didn't you?
>>712534213
> typically to express affection
it's been what, 7 years? At least...
Bleach seems like a decent option at this point
cut me yuno
>>712534343
Degenerate.
>>712534661
-cuts-
>>712534760
Is this a thing now?
>>712534359
How should i take it then?
Counting the ones that wanted to do the dirty we got: Shiro, Mizore, Jibril and muffin.
>>712534566
Latitude 28.499893
Longitude 34.519769
>>712534575
:^)
>>712534618
ok none of that.
>>712534751
Welcome to the party!
heh
>>712534618
I am.
I wouldn't jump at the opportunitty and I certainly wouldn't pursue it, but I wouldn't refuse, in the unlikely scenario that I am faced with it.
>>712534194
First response for me then?
https://youtu.be/Oxq5M8AVEh0
>>712534359
God Genesis takes me back.
https://youtu.be/o-R8gHj_7v8
>>712534469
Resident old man reporting in, I guess.
>>712534925
Country?
>>712535191
Egypt.
All hail King Buzzo
>>712534618
>der darf kein Essen verscheuern weil man das nicht in nen ungekühlten Transporter stecken darf
Sehr richtig für frisches Essen.
Schokolade ist nicht leicht verderblich. Faustregel: Wenn es eine Woche in einer Kiste überlebt, kann man es bestellen. (Gilt nicht für die Katzen von Physikern.)
>Ist denke ich ziemlich irrelevant wenn deine Güte nur mir zu liebe existiert. Dann kannst du auch weiter Untermenschen mit Scheiße bewerfen und zusehen wie sie sich daran noch ergötzen.
Na gut, dann mach ich eben das. Nut für dich :-* ~
>3D
>Shiro was ist da los?
I-Ich meinte... ich meinte 2D Herzschlag! So in 8-bit! Ja, genau!
>>712534925
Egypt?
Lighthouse Rd, Qesm Saint Katrin, South Sinai Governorate?
>>712535275
Did you just dox yourself?
>>712535378
Exactly.
>>712535415
Not my house. I am in a cafe. lel.
>>712534877
take it sideways
nice dubs by the way
>>712535177
these are the first groups I've ever listened too. They shaped my taste in music I guess, even if it degenerated a bit recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH2w6Oxx0kQ
>>712535177
First responce?
Sorry that's just what I usually listen to.
https://youtu.be/IYbQMCWEAsk
>>712534925
Nice fangs
I'm not here to ERP though
>>712535176
so a more normal reaction...
>>712535378
>Na gut, dann mach ich eben das. Nur für dich :-* ~
Wie nennt der Fachkundige das? "MIxed Signals".
Bitte Shiro wenn das so weitergeht fange ich eventuell noch an fast 1/100 fick zu geben was hier so abgeht. Und das will ich nicht riskieren.
>I-Ich meinte... ich meinte 2D Herzschlag! So in 8-bit! Ja, genau!
Dann ist ja gut. Ich bin aber immernoch nicht überzeugt. Das werde ich die nächsten Wochen weiter beobachten müssen.
>>712536076
Yeah I know. You don't seem like a person to like that. I will actually stop now. I've had my giggles.
>>712536076
Normal? For being autistic or compared to my earlier responce?
>>712535934
Both the responses in >>712534194 were to Flan. So I guessed that the music was a response to me.
https://youtu.be/zNK_r2QAXAo
>>712535843
Yeah, the older bands had so much more talent. I see it occasionally in newer bands but rarely on their level.
https://youtu.be/aLVVFfJntHU
>>712536072
-_-
>>712535843
So i have to tilt my head sideways?
>>712536574
Don't look at me like that muffin. You know I get a boner when you do this.
>>712536224
>I will actually stop now
Dissapoint.jpeg
>>712536740
Should i look at you like this? _-_
>>712536768
>bad attempt tbh
>>712536376
Normal compared to your earlier comment.
>>712536768
What? You don't want me to stop? You want me to furiously grind you? You want me to do it so hard that your dick will fall off or be wiped out of existence?
>>712536847
*MASSIVE BONER*
>>712536470
Ah, yes, sorry about that.
https://youtu.be/t0dJqlvOSq4
>>712536942
To be expected, that was just a hyperbolic statement.
>>712537006
I don't think this will work but here
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>>712535536
This may be an elaborate attempt to lure me in and behead me.
>>712536076
>wenn das so weitergeht fange ich eventuell noch an fast 1/100 fick zu geben
Kein Problem, übersetze 'fuck' in diesem Fall einfach etwas anders und gib einen Scheiß drauf.
>Das werde ich die nächsten Wochen weiter beobachten müssen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbdoR9--z90
Das sind meine wahren Gefühle!
>>712536470
these bands really were pioneers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G501Ii0X0NE
>>712536574
-:
>>712537348
Oh... not at all habibi. You can come over anytime for some Kouran magic and shit.
>>712537342
*NUT*
>>712537348
>gib einen Scheiß drauf.
ist fast mein derzeitiger Standpunkt
>Das sind meine wahren Gefühle!
wenn ich dir nur glauben könnte
erst muss ich mir anhören, dass du kein MLP magst
dann nichtmal Zooporn
und jetzt jetzt wird sogar loli unglaubwürdig
wenn du noch mehr Normie wirst muss ich dir leider sagen, dass ich mich nicht mehr mit dir treffen darf.
>>712537157
No need to apologize. You did nothing wrong.
https://youtu.be/5l337PIKMKo
>>712537493
Sad that not many recognise their impact
https://youtu.be/xfWPqRtozh0
>>712537532
You can forget about more beeni with that previous display
>>712538202
I WOT D:<
THIS IS BLACKMAIL!
>>712537348
Retard from earlier. My phone had died.
Sorry for fucking up my German that bad. I will make sure to get much better before I try talking to actual speakers next time.
Thanks for emphasizing what I needed to work on though.
Also someone said lewds, so, here's a semi-lewd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyeJFTVSAU0
>>712537493
-_-
>>712537532
It was supposed to be a -_- sideways
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>>712537006
>furiously grind you
>>712538712
I know. That is why I nutted. I imagined it.
>>712538770
If we ignore it, it might go away
>>712538770
Ora Muda Kotawaru. Memes amirite?!
I am going home from the cafe now.
Fuck yall. I wanted that DDoS.
>>712538319
Beeni cares not that it is. You gotta beehave for the beeni.
>>712538202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS6-vI70oc0
I wonder if some of today's bands will be able to have a similar influence in the long run
>>712538712
_---_
>>712538986
ok. *behaves*
>>712538329
>>712531518
Miss my post?
>>712538792
Ok
>>712538989
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>>712538894
hug me aliceu
>>712539078
No I saw it, just didn't know how to respond.
Cool that you are in Missouri of all places though, after living in Virginia. Any reason why your Mom lives here and not over there?
>>712537532
>habibi
This does sound like the talk of the heathens.
>Kouran magic
Do you use the blood of goats for that or is sexing them sufficient?
>>712537924
>kein MLP
>kein Zooporn
>noch mehr Normiezeug
Ernste Anschuldigungen. Macht es die Sache besser, dass ich ein handgefertigtes Pony Plüshie habe?
>loli unglaubwürdig
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ICH WERDE DIR DEIN DRECKIGES LÜGENMAUL STOPFEN, SO WIE EINST DER JUDENPRESSE!
Aber zuvor vertilge ich meine Chicken Tendies.
>>712538329
>Sorry for fucking up my German that bad. I will make sure to get much better before I try talking to actual speakers next time.
No, don't be! It's always great to see someone attempting to learn and improve, and I'd love to help if I can. I know it's a whole lot harder than English. It just triggered me that you misspelled Deutsch. Seriously though, how did you manage to do that, and twice even!?
>semi-lewd
That's how I like my lewd. Without the filthy squalor and turpitude.
>>712539389
Ah sorry.
She moved here because it's cheaper than VA.
Anything cool over your side of the state? I don't know anything beside St louis.
>>712538989
Im sure one of them has to step up to the plate.
https://youtu.be/tXJ4TZSXtzc
>>712539442
Join the musics
https://youtu.be/LgUTKxcC5dA
>>712538202
It was a mild inconvience, and one that could have been avoided.
It's been a somewhat long time since I really enjoyed listening to music is a confession I have to make, which is why I'm kind of struggling.
https://youtu.be/BEJLOGW8tC8
>>712538620
Good evening.
>>712539142
why the long face now?
>>712539442
a shi-ro
>>712539792
only time will tell us I guess..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRuj2_czzw
>>712539651
>ich ein handgefertigtes Pony Plüshie habe
Hast du echt eins? WTF.
Bitte sag mir du versuchst nur deinen guten Ruf zu retten.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ja gut, aber kleine Mädchen mag jeder. Bleiben immernoch deine vermehrten 3D > 2D Ausrutscher...
>>712539792
Okay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS1Ii77n8iA
>>712539651
Other Shiro.
>>712539389
Hi Yui.
How's everyone's day going?
>>712540076
An Ak-me. How're you doing?
>>712540201
Bad because I made the dumb decision to stay up again.
>>712540201
I bought groceries, I slept and I cleaned my flat. Pretty standard. You?
>>712539651
I am just autistic and sometimes missplace 'e's when dealing with foreign words. Idk.
You also don't need to be nice just because Jibril said to be.
>>712539712
Nah no reason to be sorry.
Yeah, there is much out here other than St Louis. And most people outside of St Louis hate it.
>>712540181
Hi Shiro
>>712540076
So funny -_-
>>712540645
Lewd image!
How're you doing?
>>712540201
Bad
>>712540645
I wish I was a bit closer to any place with a bit of life, or at least a game shop that isn't Walmart.
>>712540510
I feel like posting some dress could make your day better
>>712540589
Went down to my brothers and we player some Black Ops 2 Zombies, his disc is scratched so the Olympia doesn't make any noise and I got the Galil three times. So overall, my day has been pretty good.
>>712540645
Wew
>>712540854
Why?
>>712540955
Everyday is bad for me
>>712540481
I'm alright, you?
>>712540773
nice picture
>>712540955
pedik
>>712540146
>Hast du echt eins? WTF.
Vielleicht sind es auch zwei. Und von den Hintergrundponies, die nur echte Fans kennen.
>vermehrten 3D > 2D Ausrutscher
Aber da treibe ich doch nur meinen Schabernack mit den anderen Spaßvögeln und frivolen Jecken hier.
Es ist ja so offenkundig dass ich das unmöglich ernst meinen kann, wenn ich meine knuffige Shiro habe!
>>712540181
Lowercaseshiro!
>>712540645
But you didn't missplace the 'e', you but a 't' in the sch. The sch stays together, if you want to add a 't' you wouldn't need the ch anymore.
>You also don't need to be nice just because Jibril said to be.
Well fuck you then! But I really liked the semi lewd.
>>712539651
Habibi means "dear" or "baby" as in partner or bro. Like you would hear the closest friends call each other habibi. And yes we use the blood of the goats during Ramadan to summon Allah and let him give us some of the latest bombs.
And back home.
>>712541151
>lowercase
The genre of music? What about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd6tmwa01tQ
>>712541142
I have a headache. Watching some YouTube and think I'll play New Vegas later.
>>712541151
>Vielleicht sind es auch zwei.
Du bist ja ekelhaft. Ich glaub es kaum.
mal ohne schmarn meinst du das ernst?
und wenn ja, wie kommts?
>Es ist ja so offenkundig dass ich das unmöglich ernst meinen kann
Man trifft so einige Gestalten im Netz, da kann man sich nie sicher sein.
>>712540848
Pretty good, just got home.
How was your day?
>>712540932
Luckily I live close to several places, a slackers is down the highway a bit, a walmart around the bend, and my job at the corner. So I don't even have a car.
>>712541151
Ah, wow am I retarded! I missplaced both. Sorry. Wew I need to focus on spelling.
>>712542042
Lucky, I need and don't have a car to get anywhere.
If I was in walking distance to a job that would be amazing.
>Mizore
>>712540012
Again, nothing to apologise for. No harm was done.
https://youtu.be/nElIA_ry-0s
>>712540076
https://youtu.be/Ffn6bMhaJe4
>>712540181
Wew
https://youtu.be/vOoiQjyfIno
>Rory-sama
