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Has /b/ ever fucked a prostitute?
Let's share stories/experiences
>>712459852
I'm curious. How do you spot a narc? How do you set up something with an escort knowing it's legit?
>>712459852
i did, it was just outside of clark county and legal.
cute asian with D fake tits and a pussy that was snug.
30min of fucking and $500 later and i didn't even cum
Went to Colombia with some friends and fucked a 7/10 thick hooker
It was ok
>>712459852
I've done the Craig's Listnthing a couple of times they prefer it if you can go to where they are, but it's better and smarter to meet them in a hotel parking lot where you;ve gotten a room. Cops should be the least of your worries. Getting mugged by boyfriends is much more of a problem.
>>712461340
I hear that lots of guys use backpage and craigslist but arent they huge honeypots for this type of shit?
How do you know whats legit?
>>712459852
My gf and I went to a brothel in Las Vegas and got one. Definitely the best part of the trip.
That's the only time and I'm too cautious to use backpage or other sites
Many times. He's right that Colombia is a good place for prostitutes. Totally legal, pretty safe.
>>712459852
I did once. Found a prostitues number on an escort website. I was bored one evening while visiting another town, so i called her from my hotel room. Well it wasn't exactly the same girl on her profile pictures, but she wasn't that bad. Average asian girl i would say. Paid her to give me a massage and fuck after. I still have mixed opinions about the experience, but all in all it was ok i guess.
>>712462004
Have you fucked prostitutes in other south American countries?
Do you just go to brothels or pick them off the streets?
I go to Thailand for hookers, It's fucking amazing and they really seem to enjoy there job. Nothing against Americans in general but your hookers are terrible. They are overly priced and literally do nothing but lay there. Then have the never to act like they just did you a favor. SEA girls are cheaper, more fun, and generally just nicer to be around.
>InB4 lady boys, yes i know I hear that all the time. Yes I've had sex with lady boys, no I don't have any STD/STI.
>>712462657
how were the ladyboys? did the room smell like ass after fucking them? I have a weak stomach. Did you bareback anyone? did they swallow?
honestly I think ladyboys are better than GGs in a lot of ways
>>712460702
Make her regret her life choices, or just vanilla sex?
>>712462657
>overly priced
That the only thing stopping me from fucking american prostitutes. Max im willing to pay is $150
>>712462808
Not him but I went to Thailand as well and fucked a 30 year old. I used condom but towards the end she let me take it off and cum in her. All for $70 it was great
In South America I go to websites. Most of the time I don't bother with hookers since you can have a full night of sex for taking a girl out to dinner. Anyone who picks up a street girl is asking for an STD. I had a friend who offered a girl the equivalent of 70 USD for the entire night. It included anal.
fucked a god tier bulgarian blonde prostitute in amsterdam. walked around for over an hour in the red light district before i settled on the perfect ass (amazing face and tits too). was pretty drunk so i didn't think i'd get hard but she gave me an unbelievable blowjob to start off- put the condom on with her mouth them got me hard as fuck. i have an ass fetish so i got her to do a 69 with me (initially she declined but after riding me and not getting anywhere for any of us she accepted) and i ate her pussy and asshole out... then she grinded her asshole over my nose which was incredible. it was a 10/10 30 minutes and i still fap to it even though it was 6 years ago and i get laid semi regularly, it was the best i've ever had. a true professional like you'll find in a reputable place like amsterdam is worth it... i wouldn't trust a craigslist whore..
also i was paranoid as fuck the next couple of months after eating her ass out thinking i'd catch something, but it ended up fine. they get checked regularly. probably not the best idea but after a few drinks i'm sure i'd do it again.
gf's family is takingme to aruba where its legal and im thinking about getting one when we go for christmas
>>712463128
you creampied her? hot. I've been thinking about going to pattaya next month
>>712461611
You get a feel for it. As far as cops go in most places if it's a cop they try real hard to get you to which specific sexual act you want and sometimes make an offer of payment. They make an audio recording of this so you can't claim you were just flirting. So if you insist on meeting before 'talking business' unless they want to 'make the offer' they will ususally get that you're legit, and end up opening the negotiations.
>>712462808
You know the term Go Go girls so that makes me assume you have been to Thailand before. Honestly they give better BJ then the Thai girls (like stupid good). The down side to LB is that everything they do is for show and the play the part of woman so well that they can become a massive hand full. If you are just banging then and leaving then you will be fine but I would not recommend having them stay for the night because they are crazy as shit to deal with long term.
>Did you bareback anyone?
I didn't with lady boys but I did with 2 girls. It was amazing but I should not have done it since it goes against my better intuition. I usually try to wear a condom. Ashamed to say I came to one girl in under 4 mins, she was super tight (I know it's weird to hear when talking about hookers) and cute as hell. I went back to her like 3 more times.
>did they swallow?
No girl I was with ever swallowed, all of them just held it in there mouth until they got to the bath room.
>>712463464
Seriously. Stop being such a hot bratwurst about this.
going to amsterdam next year, planning on doing this. any tips?
>>712463128
>That the only thing stopping me from fucking american prostitutes.
Dude I wouldn't even go with an American, they suck at sex. I'm convinced they have no idea what they are doing. They think laying motionless is sex, they are pampered morons who think sex is evil. This has been my experience with 5 Americans.
>All for $70 it was great
You over paid a tad bit there, how hot was she and do you have pics?
I've fucked 2000ish prostitutes. From low low end, to Gianna Michaels, to Bollywood actresses.
What's up fellow hobbyists and mongers
>>712463262
how old were you when you did that? i currently live in amsterdam and ive been thinking about it for some time. its about 50eu right?
>>712463773
kek
duly noted
>>712463718
>they are crazy as shit to deal with long term.
That's what I've heard, like some hotels won't allow them because they're trouble. I had some try to pick pocket me in costa rica one time.
So you'd go back for more? Yeah the condom thing is great at the moment, but a regret while Im waiting for symptoms to develop. I'm sure I'm not the first guy.
I should go. Sounds like a lot of fun.
>>712463964
take your time when choosing, you can find some gems. back then it was 50 euros per 15 minutes but thats plenty if you're sober and you can literally fuck a 10/10 for that who knows what shes doing and all you need to do is lay back and let her do the work if thats what you want. this is me:
>>712463718
>>712464188
i was 21 when i went there. yeah 50 eu per 15 minutes when i was there. i heard there are girls working in the boats for cheaper but 100 euros (what i spent for 30) was totally worth it. the girls you see in the windows are incredible and true professionals.
>>712464111
trips of truth
so...where's the best place to monger outside the US? Did you bareback the grills? How were the porn stars? Do you do traps/ladyboys? Any cool stories?
>>712464348
will they do anal?
>>712459852
You can fuck a lot in Berlin. Its like another Amsterdam. I once went to a flat rate brothel and paid 100 Euros. I got an open bar and could stay there and fuck as many women as I wanted. I fucked 5 women over 3 hours and then went home exhausted and happy. Its bizarre standing in an open room and just going up to a whore, snapping your fingers and fucking them a second later.
>>712459852
I put my dick in, she came
>>712464348
yeah they looked really hot. i can get there in literally 5 min so i check them out a lot. seen a lot of potential choices. dont know why but i would feel sort of awkward about approaching a window
I go to AMPs in Manhattan
>>712464111
How much did you pay for gianna michaels?
i know some pornstars escort but they're crazy expensive
pic related is someone I really wanted to fuck
>>712464444
some will but thats extra (coming from my friend who lives there)
they normally won't let you eat them out so i got pretty lucky with the one i had.... especially since she let me eat out her asshole too.
it probably helped that i was 21 and a decent looking american and not a fat fuck old fuck from london like most of the guys wondering around down there....
Anyone tried the whole massage parlor thing?
There's a load of them around my area with names like 'amazing Asian massage'.
How do you know which ones offer extras, and how to you approach it?
>>712464197
If you go to Thailand then you should bring your own condoms. For real this isn't a big dick joke, Thailand has super small condoms compared to the West. If you use there condoms its going to be very uncomfortable for you.
>>712464351
Too many stories. Fucked everything, including ladyboys, some really bad experiences and some good ones. I'm not drunk enough yet for the stories to flow
I bare back selectively, but I'm a bad chooser. I've ended up with chlamydia on three separate occasions, gonorrhea twice, herpes... Got a super strain of chalmydia that required intravenous injections for five days straight from a Disgraced Harvard surgeon in Cambodia, who had to use the largest, fattest needle I had ever seen and still dug around in my wrists for tens of seconds before he could latch on. That was a fucker. I thought the girl would be okay who gave it to me because she was a waitress at a non foreigner place and spoke no English, but nope... Also, the fucking tits on her. All time.
No HIV. Married now. I always bag up with cooz now.
What about you? What's your flavor?
>>712464628
I was there for a week visiting a friend and checking out all the other stuff in amsterdam... told myself i'd never pay for a prostitute. but my last night there i was really drunk and decided why not? it ended up being totally worth it and they are really professional about it and make it not awkward at all. next time i find myself in europe i'm definitely going back to amsterdam and doing it again. I wouldn't think twice about it if i were you, just have a couple drinks and go late so theres not a lot of people on the street which makes it less awkward (i couldnt imagine going into one of those place in the middle of the day when theres 1000s of tourists starting at you lol)
I normally would not, but I think prostitution should be legal, so I wanted to see what it was like.
Website in Japan. 20 y.o. girl looked cute in pic
She was dropped off at love hotel. Fatter than pic, chub for a jap chick, not awful face. 4/10
After I finished in her mouth the first time I didn't feel like fucking her bc I just was not attracted to her.
We talked for a while about random shit. Then she was like, "well we have a lot of time left. Want me to do it again?"
~$250 for 2 subpar cim bjs and some shower play. (It was by time and I had selected 80 minutes. Wish I had done 30.)
Overall not a terrible experience. Her technique was shit, but I came, so could have been worse.
Would do again with skinny chick.
Back when I was smuggling on the us/mexico border, the mexican strip club owned by my employers had girls who would do all kinds of crazy shit for $200 USD. One I favored was down for raw doggin after a while, creampied her too.
>>712464653
Gianna Michaels I spent 1500 for.
I fucked Ava Devine in Vegas years back, she was 1000.
Both great lays. Gianna about broke my dick. Some girls like to ride cowgirl and make it their personal mission to break your dick in two. It was a painful, great experience.
Pornstars are about all I allow myself these days. Every month or two I find a new pornstar and set it up.
If you have the cash, I would go for it. You only live once, man.
>>712464805
holy cow. you are a monger's monger! Hats off to you. I've mostly wrapped up and not caught anything, but I've always been paranoid like that.
I have fucked ladyboys and regular girls...I have to say that lately ladyboys are more interesting to me...not that I want to get fucked or anything, it's just the energy is different. The only time I fucked a pornstar was on a set when I was a mope in a gangbang.
I'm looking to take a holiday. Any place that you'd suggest? I was thinking Thailand/cambodia, but who knows, Cuba sounds mongeriffic too.
Also, does it ever get old fucking whores?
>>712463576
>You get a feel for it. As far as cops go
The absolute best way to flush out cops is to straight up, first out. ask to take a picture of their tits and pussy. Do not discuss anything else first. Tell them just the good stuff, no face involved. Cops will walk everytime.
>>712464934
you know i was just this close to actually doing it. think this has pulled me over the line. thanks
>>712462004
Kek colombian here, not legal at all and absolutely not safe either
Source on OP's pic? Looks kinda like a younger Lily Thai, but I'd rather have a confirmation.
>>712465311
To be honest, it gets old at times. I've gone through periods where I wanted to fuck three new girls a day for months. I've always come back around. I find that moving myself around, keeping the excitement of the area up, the newness up, really pushes me into wanting to fuck the whole population. SE Asia is my favorite, and I felt burned out heavily at a time, but went to Kenya and everything flooded right the fuck back as good as ever.
Holiday wherever you want. If you want just a fucking holiday, budget matters, and being totally honest about what you want to fuck. You can find anything, you just have to look in the right places.
I always recommend Angeles City, Philippines for first timers, though. Westernized, lots of English speakers, inexpensive, with just about every interest and kink on offer.
>>712465135
How do you even go about doing that?
>>712465413
>The absolute best way to flush out cops is to straight up, first out. ask to take a picture of their tits and pussy. Do not discuss anything else first. Tell them just the good stuff, no face involved. Cops will walk everytime.
this
>>712465679
I've been to Colombia four times. Totally safe, never had a problem.
Fucking great place for mongering as a foreigner.
You're getting the wrong info, man. Local scenes often don't want local men to be a part or aware of it. Might be worth making friends with an expat and tagging along. Your eyes will bug, man.
Asia is too far for me
What are some great places in south America?
Was thinking of traveling to either costa rica, Peru or Colombia some time next year
>>712465883
Kenya? No shit, how was that?!?
I just got back from E. Europe-Serbia, montenegro, croatia, would not recommend for mongering.
>>712465523
you absolutely should. i thought it would be really awkward. it was my first (and only) prostitute experience. like i said, it was really late at night so the girls were on their last call so most were standing at the door and would call out as i walked passed, some were still in the window but most werent. i found the one i wanted and talked to her about price on the street and she was super cool. then i went into her place and went down some stairs to her room which had a bed and a sink, towels, chair and a bunch of mirrors. she told me to undress and lay down then did all the work. it was really professional. we chatted just a bit so i learned her name and where she was from and how she got there---- bulgarian girl who moved there to get a better life. her medical papers were hanging on the wall too- i think they have to get tested weekly to keep their licence? like i said, i thought it was gonna be awkward but she made it so comfortable it was just like a normal business transaction. i can't reccomend it enough. wish they'd legalize it here in the US... would solve a lot of problems i think. I'd go see one every weekend instead of wasting my time getting drunk in a bar trying to find a slut or something, its safer, cheaper and a much better fuck with no feeling of commitment. i envy where you are bud lol.
>>712465887
I have personal emails, and I'm pretty well known as a monger in the community. How you would go about it is different than me--you'll need to get vetted . I think there is a site up that a number of the girls are using now.
A Google search will help you find it. If you can't, I'll look, and if you and I can't then I'll give you a phone number (assuming you are serious and have the ability and cash). Let me know.
>>712465135
how would one go about contacting porn stars for their services?
>>712466212
I thought Costa Rica was really overrated. I haven't been there in a long time though.
>>712464503
For reals? This sounds hard to believe. A prostitute smorgasbord? With an open bar?? How does one find one of these????
>>712466304
Do you have a TER ID?
>>712465135
Why would someone spend $1500 on sex?
>>712459852
I want to fuck an asian prostitute but I cant tell which ads on backpage are bullshit and which ones are real.
>>712460606
what the actual fuck. like 500 real dollars??
ripped the fuck off. sorry.
>>712466230
Man, if you thought that wasn't good for mongering... The phone escort services there are off the hook. I never did Montenegro, but I know for a fact that it is excellent in Croatia and Serbia, because I knocked that whole area out for a year back in 2012. Bummer man. Also, good bar scenes, easy to pick up girls at discos. What were you doing there? Specifically mongering, or other things as well?
Kenya was great. Still a good, solid scene from what I've heard. Not much kink, but lots of ability to pull there, and not very expensive. But that is one area where everything is available without much danger.
What's next for you?
>>712466666
quints speak the truth. backpage is a sham
>>712459852
>Be me Hanging out Pattaya Thailand right now
>Had a 3.14qt rim my ass and and lick my balls last night
>Feels good man
>On my way to soapy massage in one hour
>Living the dream
>>712466666
holy shit check em
I found a super hot girl on backpage advertising under the body rubs section. Texted her to ask her rate and availability. She replied soon after, said her massage rate is $200, and that she could see me that day. She sent the address a few hours before my appointment, and I called once i was parked out front as she had asked. She told me to walk a few houses down, to a different address. It was a small house with a nice veggie garden and potted flowers on the porch. She opened the door but was standing behind it and I couldnt see her. I stepped inside, and she closed the door behind me. To my surprise, she was actually BETTER looking in person! And thats saying a lot cause her pics are gorgeous. She was wearing sexy lingerie which is why she hid behind the door when she opened it. Her house is cute and cozy on the inside, and smells like cookies. Potted plants everywhere. There was a little dog sleeping on the couch and 2 cockatiels in a big cage in her living room. She led me through the kitchen into a bedroom that she had set up to do massage. There was a massage table and a bed, which she says is for nuru. There's a dish on the nightstand with a sign that says "thank you for your donation", so i pay her and then she asks me to shower, and if i would like for her to join me. Showering with her was pretty fucking hot, then she has me lay down on the massage table and starts rubbing my back. I flipped over and asked if she offers any extra services. She says "covered bj for an extra $200 and $300 extra for full service" I paid the extra $300 and that was literally the best bj ive ever had. Could not even tell there was a condom. After I came she massaged me a little more. She was very polite, wiped my dick off with a steamed towel and offered me some water with cucumber slices. I took another shower and chatted with her a bit while I got dressed.
10/10 looks
10/10 service
and her place was nice and clean too. would absolutely see her again.
>Not having much luck on Tinder
>Find someone on an escort site
>Go to her apartment
>Ask her to do everything I've ever seen in porn and thought "That could be fun"
>Drank all the beer she had in the fridge
>Get showered
>Leave after my hour is up
>>712462618
holy christ I'd pay top dollar for that. goddam
>>712466288
ahah yeah its pretty great here. thanks for the words
>>712466523
>A prostitute smorgasbord? With an open bar?? How does one find one of these????
Google: Flat rate brothel Berlin and you will get a bunch with photos of the girls you can smash.
Its very real and pretty fun. Most chicks are average but there are plenty of women that will make your cock hard. You can drink as much hard liquor as you want and fuck as often as you want.
Would kill for someone to write up a guide for people wanting to get into the hobby. Specifically for North America.
>>712465311
Go to Costa Rica !
>>712466536
Of course.
Also fuck around with TNA, ECCIE, USASG, troothsayerz way back when, nightshift... Lots of important tools depending on region when I'm home and was interested in fucking every state.
>>712464059
>$70, overpaid
where the fuck are you from? poland?
Fucked a hooker in the red light district in Amsterdam last summer. can share if anyone wants. was a decent time she was hot as fuck
>>712467061
Awesome. Sorry if my first posted sounded like I was calling BS, I wasn't; I just can't believe that there existed such an establishment, because it seems too perfect for me, lol. Thanks for the tip!
>>712466745
you're kidding me...phone escorts?!?
the only stuff I found on the web were overpriced 40 y/o in Belgrade.....
that said, I was there with a girlfriend, so I wasn't actively looking....but hell I should have found more than I did online...I'm embarassed
I'll be damned, I'm genuinely surprised. Hmm come think of it I did run into an expensive russian hooker at porto montenegro....go figure
I'm not sure, I think I"m going to SEA because I'd like to go diving, etc....
>>712461611
use theeroticreview.com
if the reviews support the backpage ad, you're good.
>>712462657
>>712465883
Are the loli prostitutes real or is it just a meme?
Hypothetically speaking which country would be best?
>>712466625
To fuck Gianna Michaels.
I have money. I want experiences.
>>712466304
Was just curious. I'm only 24 so I don't have that kind of cash to blow at the moment
>>712467061
>Google: Flat rate brothel Berlin
Jesus H Christ there are some absolute pigs at these places. Jesus Christ.
Only once, myself and 2 friends took a vacation to mexico and in our drug and alcohol induced state we decided it would be a good idea. It was. And she was definitely 18+, no way was she 12 or anything like that ;)
>be me
>be 23
>have girlfriend
>love of my life, shes great
>something has been bothering me since I discovered porn
>Into shemale porn
>Like jerk off to it every time I dont have sex
>GF doesn't know
>Decide to take the plunge one day
>My horny level is so much that cheating is something that I feel bad for but don't care
>Hire a shemale hooker
>9/10 blonde bombshell
>total top
>about 8 inch dick, thick as fuck
>Nervous as fuck
>Foreplay
>I'm sucking her dick but shes a total dominant cunt
>I'm regretting this now
>She face fucks me so hard it hurts
>I sorta just take it
>She fucks me and cums inside of me
>payed extra for bareback
>I literally sit there for while she leaves
>I almost start to cry
>It's not what I suspected
>Could not look at my gf the same again
>Relationship starts to deteriorate
>end up leaving her
>literally just keep binge fucking shemales on backpage
>Nothing helps at all
>>712467457
Its flat rate after all. You can find some good looking girls to bang and the booze helps. You don't go to one of these places to sleep with 10/10s. You go there to be a filthy degenerate and let loose whilst banging 4-7/10s
You need to come to Germany. You can Fuck 15mins for 30€
>>712467394
Man, this is a long conversation. The countries that you have heard are the places to do it are NOT, I repeat NOT, the place to go looking. Especially not if you don't have an in.
Not a meme, but definitely a massive honeypot.
For example, stay the fuck out of Cambodia if you're looking for that.
>>712467191
kek
you're taking me back with those websites. I forgot all about troothsayerz
I was asking if you had a TER ID so I could check out your reviews. I'm a paid member.
>>712467727
I'm talking about some eddddgggy stuff here. Let's just keep it all anonymous.
But, well met man.
Give me one of your better stories while I go and pull out the sapphire.
>>712467703
>You need to come to Germany. You can Fuck 15mins for 30€
Where do you live and where do you fuck?
>>712467629
My sides
>>712467449
Amen man. If you have the cash, there are women looking to take it from you with their cunt. Saving up to fuck exactly who you want is an experience, also.
I was 24 once. Great year. Things may look different in ten years, where I'm at. Good chatting, man.
>>712467857
>some eddddgggy stuff here
random anon here. Could you elaborate? I have no idea what you're talking about
>>712467629
is this copypasta or a variation of that one where the guy paid to be raped by a shemale?
it's a kek either way
>>712467888
>Where do you live and where do you fuck?
Germany
Type in in google: Laufhaus Karlsruhe
>>712467990
Mostly loli anon's questions above.
>>712467720
I heard the NGOs were all over Cambodia now trying to bust people going to svay pak
>why the fuck do I remember that name
>>712468032
>Germany
Welche statt du homofürst? Und fickst du im sexkino, bordell?
paid to fuck a pornstar that was "escorting". paid more than i wish to admit, but i had a wonderful time
>Has /b/ ever fucked a prostitute?
Once.
She was a birthday present.
Wasn't impressed.
Probably won't again.
>>712460117
Just go somewhere where it's legal.
Totally legal and above board in Australia.
>>712467666
Satanic trips tells it like it is. OK, so I'm the guy who asked the original question
>>712466523
And now I've googled it and still can't believe this kind of establishment exists. Yes, some of these girls are "homely" (to say the least), but shit, for ~100 Euros, I can sit around drinking until I feel like busting a nut, and do it all day?? Damn, I gotta get to Berlin!
>>712468297
Which pornstar? I've fucked a good handful myself, and paid good, full amounts.
>>712468154
K11 has been Dead, dead dead for a long, long time. Anyone going in country looking for that is going to end up in a bad way.
Jesus man, you aren't wrong.
>>712467457
ignore the germans, best place for sex in europe is barcelona.
google "la vie en rose, barcelona" or "top damas barcelona"
>>712467857
oh, fair enough. There are cunts out there who will fuck you off for banging shemales or wahtever, totally understand.
best stories...hmmmm....this asian tgirl I saw on craigslist....asian, big fake tits, but slightly high strung if you said something she didn't like.....anyway she gives me a massage, after the flip, puts her big cock in my face so I give it a go. THat's not really my thing but I wanted to be polite :) Next thing I know, she's gonig up and down with my cock between her ass cheeks as she tells me I'm a naughty boy.....I was like what are you talking about? why am I naughty? that's when she tells me she put me in her ass bareback...and fuck it was good. Then she grabs my cock, and pulls it out and puts just the head inside, does that a few times....almost made me cum in 2 seconds like that.....I think I finished titty fucking her....
wish I'd saved her number though, she was fun
>>712467518
Need greentext
>>712468833
Sounds like one hell of an experience. Fuck yeah, man.
>>712468752
>Damn, I gotta get to Berlin!
You also don't have to go to that establishment. You can go to all sorts of brothels, call girls, sex parties etc. Usually more expensive = better looking girl but you can find smoking hot girls in cheaper places. You can basically find whatever you want whilst having fun in Berlin. Still cheaper than the US when it comes to women.
>>712468811
I was there this past summer too. Damnit.
>>712466212
I live in Ecuador right now. Brothels are legal and regulated. 20 dollars for 15 minutes with an 8/10
>>712469183
>>Sounds like one hell of an experience. Fuck yeah, man.
every once in a while you get lucky and have a really fun time. Like this time I met a 20 y/o couple for a $50 massage, and I was making out with the girl and eating her pussy while her boyfriend blew me .....just way more than I expected.
That kinda stuff is rare, in my experience.
>>712465679
Cállese hijueputa, nunca ha pasado por la Piscina?
If you want to find a prostitute in your area a great place to start are strip clubs. Check out online reviews for the strip club first most people will mention weather of not the stripper have offed sex in exchange for money. Most strippers at the clubs do it one on the side or more likely will do you in the back room of the club as long as you willing to pay, can tell your not a cop and that you don't act to creepy. Normally the most aggressive girls the ones who come and sit right down next to you as soon as you get your first drink are DTF but they are also normally the oldest ones at the club and most likely not the hottest. But hey you still can get off for about $300.00 pulse tip so not bad. Any questions?
>>712464111
Names of Bollywood actress?
>>712460117
They will be really insistent on discussing money and what you will do. Any legit girl already knows why you are there and will start grabbing at your dick or being sexual in some way before discussing anything.
Many many times. Ive been overseas mainly SE asia and pretty much all girls you see in bars are whores, if not straight up.
I was sitting on a park bench in Phomn Pehn just minding my own business when a girl comes up to me and asks if I wanted to fuck. 5 dollars later for the room and 15 dollar laters I drop a load deep inside her cunt and laid there until my time was up for the room
>>712464059
lol wtf im european and i live in the states, and i cant tell u girls from big cities are freaks, actually southern girls too, and not to mention black girls. america is a way better place for sex (unpaid) than Europe i feel like. only thing i like more about europeans is that the women generally know what they want, so if you treat them well and are attractive you could easily fuck a 9/10 if she knows youre just visiting as a tourist. American girls require less courting but are generally far more picky (job, college, looks, friends, area code, uncut/cut, political affiliations) and dating is basically dead in america. but its crazy how many american girls will let you fuck them in the ass on a first date, and how many are totally down for bdsm shit.
This guy knows whats up. and yeah they will be a bit aggressive rub on you and squeeze the dick a bit over the pants.
>Be engineering support worker
>working on location, living at motel.
>Mates are talking about going to whore house
>Locals told them about it, it's legit
>They ask me I'm like lolno brb gf
>They're all lol pussy
>next day they're all hurr was bestes enf
>ignore them
>Suddenly A Herd of Cops
>Several arrests, cops have pictures of everyone
>Whore house security cams whaaat
>Guys charged with soliciting released on bail.
>Months go by
>Wild FBI appears
>Have you seen guy?
>Nope, why
>He's wanted for human trafficking, prostitute was trafficked and he paid money so guilty.
>Guy skipped bail and now missing
>mfw I was just tired that night.
>>71246011Just don't discuss pricing for services. If you have sex with another adult and decide to forget a sum of money upon your departure there is no proof you intentionally left it there for what you guys did before hand.
>>712459852
I'm a 24 yo hhv and deseperate enough to go to a prostitute, maybe even just one of those massage centers I know where is one
but is it worth it tho I've read it doesn't really improve your selfsteem or confidence with girls or anything but might open insight for more sex?
>>712459852
you fucking degenerate, i'm a fucking won
man
>>712471430
>no mr. Judge, I was not aware I was having sex with a known prostitute
>yes, I accidentally left 300 dollars on the night stand. happens to the best of us.
>no, I do not know why she immediately admitted that she was a prostitute and that I paid her for sex immediately after you arrested her. women are a mystery
Lemme know how that one turns out
>>712459852
Massage Parlor downtown Honolulu. She showered me, washed and soaped up my entire body. Periodically during the shower she'd give my winky some tugs, we made small talk.
After the shower she dried me off, took me to a room, put a condom on my winky, gave me a phenomenal blowwy-j, then we had vanilla sex for around 40 minutes. I didn't nut. Zoloft + Alcohol = Sexual problems
Tijuana on 5 different occasions. A couple of the girls were ok, but I never felt comfortable. Last time was about 9-10 years ago, and for $60 the girl blew me bareback and swallowed my leche
>>712471861
fuck judge, i'm afucking woman
>>712472032
fuckl b, underage retards
>>712472032
Welcome to equality my new LGBTQRTBBQ friend.
> 23 yrold, virgin , ... should I go with a prostitute ????
>>712472336
srsly, your underage stuff shitting me up
>>712460702
Had a whore that looks just like your pic except she had smaller boobs
>MFW Latina whore wanted to pay me to marry her and take to the U.S
>Woman you're insane that was a great fuck but no not marrying you
>"I'll double it"
>No
>"TRIPLE?!?!?"
>No!!
>"Please!!"
>ok 3 conditions
>"ANYTHING"
>One, have my babies for at least 5 years and two cook and clean and 3 get a real fucking career
>"I can 2 out of 3?"
>Which is?
>"I'll have your babies and get a real career?"
>Why not cook and clean?
>"I'm not your fucking bitch"
>Yeah but you'll breed like one
>Slaps me
>"You Americans are fucking assholes"
>Says the Latina whore who only wants to marry me to gain U.S citizenship
>"Who knows, maybe I could fall in love?"
>Go find yourself a rich oldman from the U.S
>"No! you're young and I'm young we make cute couple?"
>MFW ended up helping her try and gain citizenship anyways just because her desperation was pathetic
Shes got her green card though. Hard to believe she picked dental hygienist as a profession.
>>712472468
so simple, go overage stuff
>>712471861
After reading this, I sort of want to commit a very obvious and provable crime and then spend my entire court hearing blithely denying everything with half assed explanations. Thanks for inspiring me
>>712467303
Thailand dude, $70 is expensive for a hooker. Have you been to Thailand?
>>712459852
Fucked a hooker off of backpage when I was 17, it was less than spectacular since she didnt look like her photos. She was much bigger so I told her Id do it cheaper or she could go home. 100 dollars for shitty sex.
Fucked a hooker in Amsterdam when I was 21, much better experience she was pretty hot and she fucked like a pornstar. Still best sex ive had to this day. clearly she knew what she was doing
>>712472624
you tease you
>>712470510
where did you move from and where in the us to? how d were you?
>>712459852
source on this pic OP? Please tell me some hooker somewhere I can marry
>>712472837
you fuck obssessed with sex
>>712459852
Everytime I buy sex I usually just yell at them and remind them how shitty their life is. The way I see it, that's the only reason you should have to pay for sex.
>>712472472
did she dump you? also what country?
>>712473122
Oh I thought I included the country, shes Colombian. We still talk here and now, she occasionally shows her gratitude towards me helping her.
>>712468620
wut its legal in Australia?
>>712473122
srlsly, why you devenan ong if?
>>712463155
which websites and which countries Anon?
>>712468811
Mother fucker literally just got back.
>>712467720
>>712468154
>>712468800
So hypothetically which country would be best?
Phillipines? What about in s. America?
>>712463262
my nigga eat that asshole
>>712473351
they are really beautifull woman, you fucks just amateurs
>>712473351
was that english?
>>712467303
It's 30€ bj+sex in germany(in a ceaper brothel)so 70$ in thailand is pretty overpriced i guess.
>>712472908
balkans, but family rich AF so i travel Europe all the time, been to every major city and have friends of all social groups to take me around them so ive met women of all kinds. Balkan/eastern european girls are my favorite just cause they are so down to earth about sex and life, and most of them will give u the best time of ur life. I moved to DC area, again ive been all over the US, just got back from NY where i fucked a cool fashion tgirl (first time with same sex, no regrets but will prob not do it again) most of my exposure is East Coast cities in the US, but ive seen a lot of midwest and a bit of West coast. came here when i was 13 and im 22 now
>>712459852
Personally, I'll scan through Backpage, find some girls I like, then save their phone number. A few months down the road, I'll text them asking who it is. You know, something like, "Hey, I was going through my phone and I had this number in here. Just trying to figure out who it is." Something nonaccusatory and innocuous. If it was in some way a cop, then most likely, the number won't be getting used to catch people a couple months down the road. If it goes to someone who is or was a prostitute, they'll slowly pick up on it. Optimistically, you get lucky and she's down to hook up but isn't prostituting anymore and free pussy.
It's not a perfect system. But it's unique enough to work.
>>712465679
>>712469991
sisas bobo
>>712473691
how's your dutch, fuck face
>>712473576
>god-tier
>bulgarian
im surprised she didnt scratch your dick with all three of her teeth.
>>712469393
ya but I dot speak german my nigher
>>712472336
fuck off, overage gun player
>>712474721
>ya but I dot speak german my nigher
Then speak english to everyone. They may sound funny but they'll understand you. Also most Eastern euro babes you'll fuck prefer to speak english
>>712475182
lol ngiger
>>712474216
fite me rite now pussy
US here, fucked 4 prostitutes, one was fucking amazing but i dont remember her number, still have the home address though. Went to an asian massage parlor, 250 for massage and sex (70 for massage fee + 180 for sex), is this normal for a massage parlor or did i get ripped off? Whats normal for a massage parlor?
>>712476354
what city?
>>712476518
San Diego, CA, asian massage parlor
>>712476354
In southern ca, it's about 100-140 for fs, not including what goes to the house.
>>712474069
damn dude. also from the balkans (i guess). your life sounds fun.
>>712476591
Damn, so thats normal mostly. What are some better ways?
>Be me and 24
>Split from 4 year intense relationship
>spend the next 6 months banging escorts
>doing one or two every weekend on my days off from work
>Best i had was a brazillian chick who literally fucked me into oblivion.
>now 10 years later i'm married with kids and still bang the odd escort here and there when i can get away with it
>>712459852
Several times. I'm deeply neurotic about consent and don't want to fuck anyone who doesn't actually want to fuck me, so I'll always talk a bit with them before anything happens and sense the mood. I only go through with it if they seem willing and enthusiastic and not totally drugged-out. If you treat prostitutes like they're actual people who are providing a service for you but still deserve fundamental respect, you get much better results.
Most recently I arranged a half hour with this girl (pic related). I went to her hotel room, chatted with her a bit to be sure I wasn't going to rape her and she wasn't being trafficked or high, and she seemed sincerely willing. She stripped off her clothes, took off my shirt, and gave me a massage. She wanted to use some lotion, but got the bottle of shampoo from the hotel instead, and was all embarrassed, having to wipe it up. After a bit of that, she pulled down my pants, jerked me off for a bit, and let me grope her tits and kiss her body, then put a condom on my cock and started sucking. She climbed on top of me and let me lick her cunt while she sucked me off. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had. I came in her mouth, thanked her, and went on my way.
The next day, I told my girlfriend about it while I fucked her. It's a kink we have ;-)
>>712476739
You can try rubmaps or aampmaps. A lot of it is behind a sub, but you can still glean some info off of it.
I go to las vegas a couple times a year, usually get one or two. Where I live it's 90% white so I do it to add some variety. Mostly asians, non-mexican latinos, a couple niggers, but I dont rule anything out as long as she is/wasnt a he. A white girl once in a while if she has a different speaking accent than generic american bitches.
>>712477204
Should i even keep trying with asian massage places?
>>712471861
Well I have yet to be arrested, so lemme go out an catch an arrest right quick. I think theres some girls working down the block
>>712471889
Honolulu is ripe with those
>>712462657
That's cool as hell though. Want to go to Thailand so bad now. Fuck....
>>712477736
at $250, I won't be doing it again
>>712477510
Depends on how much you want to do this, and how much you want to spend. The better girls won't even consider seeing you if you don't have anyone that can vouch for you. I wouldn't bother unless you plan on being a regular.
>>712471430
protip: if the other adult is an undercover cop, you are going to jail.
>>712477142
I hope she gave you herpes on your mouth
>>712459852
>MFW Asian countries with prosititute legal or Illegal is extremely brutal and fucked up
>Literally employing prostitutes from age 6 all the way to their 40s.
Lot of those little girls end up growing up to own their own brothels.
Asians are fucking despicable.
>>712464444
When you roll quads they do.
Fucking prostitutes is such a convenience. I usually go for broke college girls. Very easy to spot in grocery stores or clubs.
bmp
>>712479942
Greentext story?
Going to Costa Rica for a month this summer. Anyone have any experience there?
>>712480161
Sure.
>Be in the grocery store near a campus
>See a girl buying the cheap stuff and with pennies.
>Chat up with her if she is new in the area
>Says yeah and she's from out of the country
>Jackpot.gif
>Exchange phone numbers
>Few days later she complains she has no money to go out with
>Proposition her
>She gets mad and shit doesn't talk to me for 3 days
>Eventually get a text with "what are the prices?"
It doesn't always work but damn when it does, it's so worth it.
>>712460117
If she tells you to bring condoms she's probably a narc. All escorts should have there own rubbers.
>>712459852
I fuck hookers occasionally mostly just to do degrading shit I don't want to do to my wife.
For instance, I have a big enough dick that it hurts a lot of short chicks if I'm not gentle. So I like to bend a hookers legs back and fuck her hard and deep, I really get off on the pain in their eyes. Some try and suggest a different position but I tell them that's not why I am here and to just do their fucking job.
Semi beginners guide:
Highest risk of LEO is streetwalkers followed by unknown back page ads.
by unknown I mean a new ad that pops up with no searchable review history or activity. Usually you will be able to google a phone number and come up with months of a girls reviews and business travels.
I tend to not partake in either of these as they are too risky.
I started with AMP's and at least where I am 90% of them will at least do a handjob. If nervous you can check on rubmaps, even without a sub the more in the open places will be obvious to spot on the site. less places do full on sex, but still a shit ton. This is pretty low risk, as you can only really get caught in a raid, which is infrequent and allows some time get decent.
a good way to make you and the girl more comfortable with eachother non-afiliation with a LEO is to place your hands on her legs when she walks behind your head to massage your back. If she moves away, apologies and place your hands back on the table(this has never happened to me) if shes cool with it gradually move up to her butt. This is how I signal and has worked great for me. At amp's hJ's are 40-60, bj's 60-100 and sex 80-140+ depending on the girl/place. Once they know you're not a cop they will try to hagle a high price, especially if they can tell you are new.
Strip clubs are also safe as fuck but expensive. You're also WAY more likely to get ripped off by the girl. I.E I payed for a BJ once and she covered the action with her huge permed hair while doing some kind of handjob technique that felt pretty believable. I just went with it at the time as causing a scene at a stip club is generally a nono and it felt pretty good regardless. Not all stip clubs have extras, there are site to figure this out though and most clubs that do full contact lap dances will have some girls who will do extras on or off campus.
I'm going to Hanoi in two days. Any /b/ros have tips? Last time I went motorcycle girls would approach me and ask if I wanted a tour guide or to hang out. Are these legit whores or will they only chill for cheap?
>>712480826
>Eventually later that day she comes over
>We work out a deal
>BJ no condom and a rimjob for €150 since it's her first time
>She goes to town for 30 minutes.
>Her spit all over my dick and asshole.
>She went in deep wither her tongue in my ass.
>Say i throw in an extra €25 if she deepthroats
>She does her best but keeps gagging
>Get her on her knees and she sucks my balls
>Cum over her tits
>Give her the money and she smiles
>"Never made so much money so quick"
We regularly hook up now. Prices are lower now, because not a first timer anymore.
>>712460606
>>712460606
Dude you got ripped off hard
Going rate is around 250 an hour lol
>>712481705
>AMP's
what that stand for?
>>712482343
asian massage parlor
>>712482343
Asian massage parlors. Most citys have lots of them in strip malls with oddly late hours and prices around 40$ an hour.
>>712481808
If she was poor, why didn't you take her out for drinks and fuck her instead?
>>712465135
I remember you. You said to be careful because porn stars try to suck you in to 'helping them' by hiring them when they're low on cash.
They try to make a regular/ addict out of you.
>>712482778
Not looking for a date. I was looking for a college girl who regularly pleases me for some cash. Then leaves. I have other things to do.
Anyone have experience in Krabi . Currently here
>>712459852
>be 21
>i'm helping a buddy with his math homework
>it's pretty beta, but I love math so it doesn't matter
>he says thank you, and asks if I want to go to a whorehouse with him
>told him i'm broke, but he said he'll spot me
>During this time, I had an alibi that I haven't had sex since I broke with my ex
>I was actually a virgin at the time
>Skip an hour later and my buddy tells me that every girl in the bar is a prostitute, and to let him know which one I want
>On the other side of the bar there's this thick, short hispanic woman
>She looks like the pic related
continue?
I go to massage parlors in Manhattan after midnight and usually fuck the women. Can answer questions
>>712461958
Your gf rocks.
>>712483517
Do you go there often?
>>712483668
Like twice a month
>>712483351
go on
>>712483751
Was there a particular girl you would see? There was this one whore I would always ask for. I dont know what it was, but I liked her for some reason, I would buy her things, flirt with her, if she wasn't a whore, I would've married her. You know? Did you ever get that feeling?
>>712483351
Will I like the ending?
I've fucked a person who was a prostitute, but I wasn't actually soliciting her for sex.
Does that count?
>>712484072
interesting, tell us
Got a bj from an escort once. Nice, clean and professional.
8/10, would visit her again
Hey guys, ive been to HJ massage, and I was just checking out backpage
How do I know they aren't cops?
And what does incall and outcall mean?
>>712471107
They bag johns for trafficking just for paying? wow.
>>712483940
Well the one parlor I favorited for half a year had this one girl, Michelle. Tiny little thing that would walk on my back and suck my dick like a champion. She gave me her number by the third visit so that I could always make sure that she was in. I use to talk to her during the day and always tipped her more. Something about the way she fucked had me hooked
Get to 21, had a few gf's but some were frigid some were loco never got more then a handy and an unfinished bj.
Start getting desperate, considering hookers ( legal in Australia and I had money)
When I met an amazing girl i've been with for 10 years now.
regret never fucking other women, even tho shes great in bed and I'm satisfied I still wonder what I missed out on.
The girl I lost my virginity to was a 9/10 Russian girl who had moved to my country about 2 years before. She didn't have the best English but we ended up getting pretty close. The sex was fucking insane, like she never wanted to stop riding or sucking my dick and we would regularly stay up all night fucking. We ended up properly dating for a while but it just didn't work out. A few weeks later, found out she was an escort that got flown around the country by men 30 years older than her to fuck them
>>712483351
>so we're at the bar, and I tell my friend that the girl over there looks amazing
>he gave me $75 and told me to go up to her
>I was too beta. I couldn't even say a word to the girl
>my friend, signals her to come over
>she does. almost robotically, maybe thats how girls are under the presence of authority. I learned later in my life that this is basically what girls like
>he tells her that I'm the customer
>like an autist I hand her the money out in public.
>she turns it down, and tells me to wait until we go out back
>The rule in this bar was that if you hire a working girl. You only pay her when you get to your designated room. There were some rooms out back of the bar. Pretty shitty, concrete floor, meat and potatoes, room.
>I pay her the money and we fuck
>It was nothing special, it wasn't the most spectacular sex I ever had, but it was how I lost my v-card
>to this day, my wife still believes i lost my virginity to an ex of mine
>>712484194
really?
incall= you go to theirs.
outcall= they come to yours.
>>712484402
russian girls are so fucking hot, jealous.
I'd love to fuck my way through russia if I wasn't so worried about getting robbed/ hostel'ed
>>712484342
Would you say had a thing for her? This sounds pretty fucking beta, but because I consider /b/ my friend Ill tell you that the girl stopped seeing me because she felt sorry for me, and she didn't want to "lead me on". Being friendzoned by a whore is lowest point in my life.
>>712484490
thanks, thats what I thought
>>712484601
I was definitely addicted to fucking her but I wasn't looking for any type of relationship. I threw a lot of money at her for sure. As far as sounding beta who gives a shit, this is /b/ lol
>>712484601
I wouldn't take it too badly, it wasn't because she felt sorry for you but probably more about her own safety. Guys who pay hookers sometimes think they own the girls and act as such.
>>712484191
How did she do it?
>>712484870
With her mouth
>>712484749
Haha, I understand that, bud. I was just trying to tell a joke at my expense because I love you motherfuckers. It's not like it hurts me anyway. I grew into my own. I dont care anymore.
>>712484802
No, it was definitely because she didn't want for us to catch feelings. You know how working girls give you aliases for safety reasons. Well, we were so passed that Monica, the name of the girl I would always visit, actually broke down crying in front of me. Some of the numerous times we had sex, it was so passionate that it was almost like I loved her.
>>712485078
I stopped going to that parlor which is a shame because I really liked it. But that's the beautiful thing about Manhattan these things just keep popping up
>>712485287
It is what it is. I've stopped going to the whorehouse at the end of the summer because school kicked in, and I met my future wife. I hope the girl is doing well, and staying out of that place, but then again it's not like most prostitutes don't choose to stay there. I think on a slow night they would still make around 200/hour
>>712485545
I still go to other ones even tho I have a girlfriend. My job puts me in Manhattan at night so who cares
Literally fucked my first prostitute last night.
Local brothel had ads up on Backpage, mentioned they were having an all night special. It's 3am but I figure what the hell. Text them. They set it up.
Railed a little tiny blonde thing. 7/10 face, 8.5/10 body. 11/10 attitude - super fun, laughing and chatting the whole time. I loved it. Best $100 I ever spent. Gonna do it again this weekend.
So i live in Canada quebec and they pretty much charge 150-200. Once found some older asian friends willing to do a threesome for 150. Missed out on that one but its not too late. Should i go back?
>>712486298
Yes
>>712459852
No, but I pimped out my gf's best friend at one point. Didn't make a lot of money but I got to fuck her and made enough to buy some beer.
>>712460606
>500
nigga what
>>712467629
holy shit anon
>Degeneracy, not even once
>>712467629
Stale as a 5 year old spongecake. Haven't read it in a while though so 5/10 for effort.
>>712484120
Just a person who used to live in my old apartment building. When she moved in I figured I'd try and score an easy lay so I went over with a few bottles of wine and offered to cook her dinner (I'm a chef).
Throughout the course of the night, as we were drinking, she revealed to me that she was a prostitute who would regularly fly out to spend weekends with high-paying customers who were looking for the "girlfriend experience".
She told me that she found the overall experience empowering and that she'd never dealt with a better class of men than when she was being bought and paid for.
Some time after I ended up fucking her over her washing machine. Good times. I didn't come though. I never can when I'm drunk.
>>712467629
I can relate to this guy. I also have a gf.
I have hired streetwalkers for 30USD twice. While drunk, high on cannabis and horney as fuck.
First time I got robbed at knifepoint after I returned to drop her.
Second time, shemale got pissed that I didnt even cum, I had major whisky dick, she robbed my phone and about 20 more dollars.
>>712459852
>be me
>horny but too faggoty to get a gf or laid at the bar
>go on backpage
>look at all the escorts and shit available on there
>see massage parlour ive actually seen in person before
>decide to try that
>really fucking nervous, showered and shaved and got the cash with me
>read up on how to safely enter/exit these establishments
>know not to bring wallet, phone, any of that shit
>only bring in the cash and car keys
>$200 is apparently the rate a beginner should bring in
>call 15 minutes before intended appointment
>girl hardly speaks english, sounds chinese or something
>whatever pussy's pussy
>she says "10 minute u be here"
>already there, parked in a different area
>start walking towards parlour
>get to door and go in
>looks like any other normal business
>looks very clean
>stand there for a minute
>lady comes out in robe
>looks about 35
>not sure how to feels
>she comes over and hugs me
>leads me to massage room
>tells me "take off all clothes"
>at this point i figure this shit is legit
>lay on massage bed thing naked with towel over me
>lady comes in
>she's not wearing robe anymore
>got really tight ass red dress on
>fucking body on this whore
>asks me if ive ever done this before
>say no, kind of nervous
>she giggles tells me my body is very hot
>she cant wait to get started with such a young man she said
>she ask how much time
>I said 45 minutes (which equals about 35 minute massage and 10 minute fucc or succ or wahtever you wanna get
>she massages, has sensual music playing
>she is sitting on my back and massaging me
>eventually massage ends
>she tells me to turn around
>dick flops out
>she asks "do you want more"
>"yes. I have $200. Can I have full service?"
>you dont pay that much. your body is so hot
>totally alright with that
>end up paying $100
cont?
>>712487652
Please tell me you typed this shit out before hand, but continue.
The prostitute looked a bit like the picture. She was blonde and about 1.70m in heigh. She had tiny tits.
I was 19 at that time, I went to amsterdam with 2 friends for stoner vacation. We were into the prostitute area in amsterdam city. They knew that I have a dirty mind and I was still a virgin at that time. They said if ill visit a prostitute they would call me "Dad" in the future. I refused because I'm very scared about sexual contracted diseases. They asked me over and over again and after a few hours and a few joints I agreed but just under one condition. I said if they pay her ill do it. So they did and I picked the blond lady, she was about 22-25. I was her first client of the day. I was in her room for about 45 minutes, came twice. They payed for the whore and now they call me dad. Feels good man.
>>712487652
>In b4 dinosaur.
>>712487958
nah lol pretty much how i remember it
>agree on price for full service $100
>she takes off the red dress
>fucking gorgeous body, DD's and round ass
>ask her if i can touch her
>she says yes
>start playing with her clit and cupping her nipples
>she lets out a loud moan and flips herself over onto the massage bed
>grabs me by the waist and brings my dick close to her face
>starts sucking me off like a champ
(gonna try and find pic related to how she looked)
>I'm still playing with her clit and using another hand to play with her tits
>she just stops sucking me and says "mmm okay"
>then she props her self up and opens her legs
>lets me know to gets inside her
>Prop myself up, this massage bench thing isn't that big
>only asian woman i've ever been with, she wasn't fragile, had a very valump body but nowhere near chubby
>next thing i know I'm fucking her
>in and out
>she's clawing at my arms and smacking my back
>realized at this moment how hollow my back is because her smacking it is making this huge thumping noise that i think is getting her off
>pounding her really fucking good, massage bench is sliding across the floor
>she's being loud as fuck, I'm wondering if there's other clients in other rooms
>She's asking me to cum
>ask her to ride me because it'll get me there
>need to see those tits bounce and be controlled a bit
>I pull out so we can switch positions
>Look down and see half my dick is covered in blood
>"oh shit.. are you okay?"
>thought i hurt her or something
>she says "no you do it for me"
>guessing she got her period or something
>she replaces the rubber and goes back to it
>her knees are cracking and stuff as she rides but she doesnt stop for two minutes
>just watching her bounce up and down, trying to let myself cum
>she's letting out these light "ooohhhh's" and it's making me want to fucking impregnate her
>dick is getting hard right now typing this
>>712459852
Why do most ads say no AA or No black men?
>>712459852
Does it count if she was not a prostitute yet?
>>712488391
>She's getting me
>I'm just watching her gracefully bounce up and down, her black hair is bouncing, that always got me off for some reason seeing a girls hair move while she rides
>Start to cum, she knows it and starts grinding really softly, fucking perfect
>I cum and she lets off, stands up and goes to get warm towels
>Starts rubbing me down with the hot towels
>fuck that was awesome.bmp
>She invites me to shower with her, washes me down in there too
>It's in a different room
>Go back into other room after cleaning up and get dressed
>She is watching me dress and smiling
>Get $200 from pocket of my pants and walk up to her
>Pass her that and she holds my hands
>Brings me in for a hug, kisses my neck and cheek
>I kiss her cheek back
>She tells me she had a great time, I say the same
>Tells me I am very handsome, she enjoys when young men come in to see her
>Tell her I will be back to see her
>She says she will give me specials with her but i must request her
>Says her names "Donna"
>like the fuck, she's as chinese as the great wall
>Figure I'd give her a fake name too "Dave"
>She tells me to ask for her when I come back
>She squeezes me again goodbye and sees me to the lobby
>Smiles and waves goodbye
Shit was great, anons. Very warm and comfortable experience. I went back three times, but I stopped going because I was afraid I'd get hooked on it. That and I started to like this whore. I had to remind myself that her job is sex and it's only business.
I'd recommend trying it.
Pic sorta related. The girl I was with was hotter and better body, though.
>>712488739
To clarify, I paid her the full $200 anyways even though she said $100. Figured she'd be good to me next time, too.
>>712488739
fuck no pic im retarded
>>712462657
This.
I fucked a really thick black girl in Hawaii for $200 because I was already too drunk to make good choices. She wasn't that hot but had a nice body. She was really pushy tought and when it came to sex, it was like 30 min's and she just laid there while two Australian dudes in the bedroom at her hotel were fucking three hot white hookers. So much regret.
I also went to a place in Phucket, Thailand where you choose from a lineup of women. I just the most attractive and tiniest chick there. She had small boobs but a nice ass. She cleaned me, gave me a soapie, gave me a ride, blew me, and let me power drive her for 200baht which was like 30 bucks I think.
Other than that, I've gone to a couple of "massage parlors" in the US. You can get a handy for maybe 60 bucks from a middle aged Asian woman with bad breath. Not too bad though, all things considered.
>>712459852
yeah I did once in Japan. she was stingy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN_DXzAr9Lk&feature=youtu.be
>be me 60 year old virgin
>never seen a naked girl before
>walking down the street at night
>meet a very kind lady telling me i am a handsome fellow
>i politely thank her and shakes her hand
>my hand is covered with my snot as i was piking my nose 5 minutes ago
>she don't seem to mind it
>she tells me i should follow her home and play
>get exited af. i usually never played with anybody but my brother when i was little
>ask if she knows Pokemon
>she does. ask if she wants me to sqirtle her pikachus
>i tell her i don't want to trade only play
>i tell her i also have a very good beyblade collection
>girls love beyblades
>she tells me to shut up and then start kissing me
>she starts groping me
>tell her "no! what are you doing?! stop! i'm a virgin!"
>she tickles my Johnny Bravo
>she put's poor Johnny up the dark cave of cooties
>mfw i lost my rank as a wizard
>mfw i am not a virgin and i'm filthy and old
>mfw i got cooties
