Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>712422098
I'm also pretty sure that your tripcode says Sachi[i], and that it's still your dick, Konata.
Yuuko claimed.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712422951
this is my dick ya dingus :o
A refresher
I broke something.
Someone please help!
>>712423099
:o
>>712423068
*kisses dearly*
>>712423151
I recall there being a second one, Literally commit sudoku or something
>>712423279
that was my dick after I came :o
>>712423055
Good evening.
>>712423149
God why?
>>712423279
Claim
>>712423433
did you really fap to it? :o
>>712423366
I was bored
>>712423351
Why did you post it...just why?
>>712423516
colon o
>>712423578
I was bored and horny
>>712423433
hey I see me
>>712423642
o
>>712423520
Surely there has to be a better way to kill time. A way that doesn't involve the posting of one's genital's preferably.
>>712423149
Yeah, pic #3. That other one was just clean shaven.
>>712423068
See, now here's the real Sachii.
カラミチーマス
>>712423877
yeah because it wasn't my dick ya dingus :o
>>712423783
can I buy you lingerie? c:
>>712423851
that's when I shitpost then
![Syndra [341].png](https://i.imgur.com/vNtYLCv.png "Syndra [341].png")
>>712424360
hey ahri
>>712423433
no...not this again
>>712424502
poppy :o
>>712424322
I assure that there are bountiful activities that don't involve posting anything at all.
>>712424676
so you can wear it silly :o
>>712424704
may I have some examples? :o
>>712424676
that pic is glorious tbh
>>712422900
>>712422951
>>712423055
>>712423055
>>712423058
>>712423099
>>712423164
>>712423190
>>712423279
>>712423366
>>712423475
>>712423578
>>712423783
>>712423851
>>712424360
>>712424502
Show me your vagina.
>>712424735
I don't want to
>>712424809
Show me a decent waifu
>>712424832
would you like to me to wear some for you then? :o
https://youtu.be/i5X3w4g3e-M
>>712424592
YES I AM POPPY OMG HOW DID YOU KNOW?!? eeerggh
>>712424809
riighhht
>>712424795
Watching anime, playing video games, making dinner, paying bills etc. etc.
>>712425016
what is your fetish? :o
I just want to please you ;-;
>>712425115
I haven't seen you in a while poppy how you been cutie?
>>712425127
anime sucks, games suck, I eat ramen and my mom pays bills LOL
>>712424801
yes it is
>>712425279
I don't want to be pleased
>>712425422
so you want to be the pleaser? :o
>>712425279
>poppy
I've been well, been doing stuff like the rest. Und u?
VAGINA
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>>712425584
wasting my life on the thread :o
and playing with my cat
>>712425625
V A G O O
A
G
O
O
>>712425500
I don't want to do anything
>>712424809
I don't have one
>>712425279
That's a predicament then. Surely you can think of something that you enjoy without the need for my help. I don't do much of anything else.
Squid reporting in
>>712424904
>>712425782
Don't argue with me
>>712425804
fuck me
>>712425796
I enjoy the thread :o
>>712425776
such a tease
do you have a boyfriend?
>>712425625
What's with you? Are you alright
BERGINER
>>712425752
If it's time well spent, it's not time wasted boi. Your cat sounds chill
>>712425893
I'm just saying the truth
>>712426033
he's cute, I'm sure you've seen him when I posted pics before :o
>>712426033
I just generally like starting a giant commotion. I don't really think before I talk or act
>>712426163
It's been a while, remind me!
>>712426278
That's what you call a commotion? C'mon man, you're aiming too low :^)
>>712426278
Your waifu is absolute garbage
>>712425953
Just limiting yourself to one thread would be boring though. And you kind of need to be into the board or thread topic to even begin to start conversation anywhere else. I'm not sure how content someoen would be with smalltalk all day everyday.
>>712426471
:o
>>712426393
do you want one?
>>712426471
hi trist
>>712426525
Nice fox you have there faggot
>>712426641
Stop being a slut konata :o
>>712426604
these people are my friends
>>712426728
I'm not a slut :o
>>712426741
why not?
>>712426641
Coot cat
>>712426704
EEYYYYYYYYYY
>>712426885
thank you, how is your dog? :o
>>712426836
why would I
>>712427107
dating is fun :o
>>712426972
I have a cat and she's doing well
>>712426722
Nice blood sucking daughter of Adam Sandler
>>712426836
I'd struggle to call anyone I meet online a friend, but that's me.
>>712427138
I'm fine with being alone
>>712426885
How are you?
>>712427326
post a pic? :o
>>712427386
why? people you enjoy talking with regularly are friends to me
>>712427404
forever? :(
>>712427539
Taking into account the fact that I would still know next to nothing about them, apart from what they choose me to be able to know, I'd be reluctant at best.
>>712427474
I'm doing fine. I've mostly been studying. Can't wait for thanksgiving, imma go all out in ping pong
>>712427539
Aqui esta la foto, paisano ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBWLqTzSpqE
What character was this guy spamming?
>>712427595
that doesn't sound fun to me
I don't wanna be alone :(
>>712427928
here is the photo! :o
cute dog :3
>>712427786
how does knowing someone in person mean you know everything about them?
people can let you know what they want to let you know online or in person
>>712427928
man I haven't played ping pong in ages. Is your semester going well?
>>712428154
Certainly having a face, a voice and the fact that your communication is not restricted to text does help.
>>712428345
I've talked to the waifus on skype before tho :o
>>712428154
It doesn't bother me
>>712428401
I did say that it's just me, and I'd also refrain from communication of that kind.
>>712428728
why? :o
it's literally all the things you said are important
voice and seeing the other's face
>>712428669
oh well then
sad times :(
>tfw your voice actor senpai replies to your comment on youtube
>>712428171
It's going well. I want it to end so I can sleep well
>>712428154
Si quieres prácticar español con migo, pasa la voz
>>712428933
what did he say? :o
>>712428898
There's good reason for that. I'm not really one for communicating with others like that. That's why I gravitate to here.
>>712428933
Notch once replied to me on twitter
>>712429068
spread what word? to whom? :o
>>712429185
do you like minecraft too?
>>712429182
maybe you should practice? :o
>>712429092
It was a she
>>712429227
It's a saying like let me know
>>712429068
Glad to hear it's going well. How long of a break will you have once it's done?
>>712429305
I did back in 2011. But it was about him buying 4chan
>>712429312
what did she say? :o
>>712429318
I didn't know you were mexican
and I used to have a spanish app so I could talk to my grandma but it didnt help much
>>712429517
wait he bought 4chan? :o
>>712429688
No he was going to but then someone said he would do a bad job so he didn't
>>712429514
Two days. Yep
>>712429539
I'm not Mexican. Peruuu
>>712429305
That would take conviction, resolve and a base-line of social presence all of which I am lacking.
>>712429716
I'm always here if you change your mind :o
how's your day been cutie?
>>712429801
maybe we could combine minecraft into 4chan
>>712429805
just like miku!
are peru and spanish the same then?
>>712429910
what's the difference between texting and talking?
just say what you would text :o
>>712429919
Yes let's desu
Reply to this post to get your waifu in the raffle for waifu of the week!
There are 4 categories.
Best Loli
Thiccest Waifu
Best Neko/Kitsune
Best waifu
>>712430109
>>712430114
Reply
>>712429919
Notch doesn't make minecraft anymore
>>712429919
>>712429805
Wait are you talking about the short Thanksgiving break? Or do you really have only two days between semesters?
>>712430114
All 4 but thiccest
>>712430114
ok :o
>>712430275
WHAT?!!
>>712429919
Whaa Miku is from there too? Never got to talk to them. What do you mean by spanish and peru being the same? We got rekt by the Spanish but other than that, idk
>>712428059
Filename says Izana Shinatose.
>>712430302
Thanksgiving break
>>712430348
i mean the language :o
do you speak spanish in peru?
>>712429919
I am tired
>>712430114
Neat
)
>>712430056
I've already said what the difference is previously though.
>>712430347
Microsoft bought it and then ruined it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BjYPhY9H8hI
>>712430399
ah that's what I thought. Are you seeing some family this weekend?
>>712430635
:(
>>712430594
interesting
>>712430557
get some rest ;-;
>>712430407
Si : )
>>712430764
Nah, just studying
>>712430114
Best fox waifu right here
Best overall waifu also right here
>>712430862
how cool
do you speak anything besides english and spanish? :o
>>712430816
You do know that I am on the spectrum, right?
>>712430114
Reply to dumbest baka
>>712431065
what spectrum? :o
>>712430816
-_-
>>712431216
The autism one.
>>712431016
True
>>712430114
I'm bored enough to pay attention, so sure.
>>712430862
I see. Keep it up you're almost done~
>>712431356
Kek
>>712431360
bby
>>712431356
I had to go through over 600 pictures to find this but
>
>>712431422
Who is this
>>712431353
For real?
Never knew we had a resident autist.
>>712430816
I will later
me and my girlfriend are going out for pizza
later gators!
>>712431861
Just order it, baka.
>>712431659
You should get a namesync
last replys
>>712431767
please do cutie
>>712431234
^-^
>>712431353
oh no!
>>712431987
its funnier if he doesnt
>>712431972
no :o
Hello, this is Avilio speaking.
>>712431861
You have a girlfriend?
>>712431987
What is that
>>712432040
Stop bullying me
>>712432067
Flan*
>>712430389
Sauce on the girl
>>712432067
Oh. Its you.
>>712431360
Specific may not be the best word to use in that context.
>>712431659
Apparently there is one more from what I know, and yeah it's true.
>>712431861
Goodbye then
>>712432164
Try me bitch.
>>712430114
Sure.
>>712432215
But is it really me tho?
>>712425115
poppy is my bae
>>712432040
-_-
>>712432040
Maybe
>>712432164
Search 4chanx and download it, then search namesync 4chanx and download it. Basically you can set a name so other people who have a namesync can see and you can see everyones names if they have one
By the way, I'm going to get all the names for it I can and then announce who wins
>Cirno
>>712432228
It's intentional.
I've already got assumed that my English is just horrible.
Is this the same Rei that used to post in March/April?
>>712431422
Mysterious person <3
>>712432524
Names for what? Who wins? What the fuck are you on about?
>>712432574
Ok. How is the day so far?
>>712432395
THAT'S COOL FAM
>>712432524
How does it work?
>>712432395
caps, mb
>>712432698
See
>>712430114
>>712432698
Waifu of the Week awards
>>712432761
Kinda like a computer program that pulls names from a virtual hat
>>712432857
So it's random and nobody votes?
>>712430114
add me
>>712432841
Thx mate.
>>712432857
Sounds gay, I will still participate.
>>712432933
Its unbiased and fair tbh
>>712433030
Fine
>>712433098
Ok. Add my waifu
>>712432259
Why would I try you Pete?
>>712432470
Why would I need or want this? Am I missing something here? What's going on?
>>712432857
>Random
That's completely unfair, Galil is very obviously the best.
>>712433098
Add Mai please.
>>712433030
No problem.
>>712432641
:o
>>712432574
Drunk Rory
>>712433098
Don't fine me. In Egypt there are no fines.
>>712433253
Oh boy you say big things with that small mouth of yours.
>>712433369
Yuuko a qt.
>>712433410
Drinking Rory
>>712432524
Just an aside. The Hotler thumb is me.
>>712432641
Ah, okay then, that's fine.
Sorry to disappoint, if I did, but I don't know him and I certainly am not him. I posted maybe yesterday and was bombarded with questions by someone, maybe he had the same idea.
>>712433253
4chanX because it improves usability, namesync because it gives you the ability to see who someone is, if indeed they are using it.
>>712433253
When you said who are you to that person they were using a name. It just makes it easier to see who's who. And sometimes people post funny names so you might miss a meme
*Cough* >>712431356 *Cough*
>>712433546
Oops, I accidentally added hitler to the list.
>>712422900
>>712423055
>>712423164
>>712427251
>>712430389
>>712433380
acceptable
>>712422951
>>712423068
>>712423099
>>712423279
>>712423475
>>712424230
>>712424360
>>712425093
>>712425804
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>>712433030
>>712433343
bad
>>712423058
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>>712426704
>>712428057
>>712430708
actual trash
>>712424809
didn't think it could get worse than actual trash
>>712433511
Absolutely!
>>712433840
don't
bully
>>712433511
And you take big dicks with that small mouth of yours
:::^^^)))
>>712433571
>>712433588
I don't know man, having a 4chan app on my phone doesn't sound like the best idea
>>712433840
Well you know what fuck you your opinion is literally wrong Galil is at the very least acceptable tier you fuckin cunt.
>>712433098
Ay. Add Yui. I want in on this shit.
>>712433840
Inevitable trash reporting in
>>712433840
Both my waifu and husbando are in the "bad" category, and considering everyone descent is in there I am fine with this.
>>712434075
Tell me how was your day. Mine was fine, watched the latest Occultic;Nine episode and I want the next one so fucking bad. This is just like watching Re:Zero again.
>>712434178
That is just stupid.
>>712434178
I'm not sure about how it performs on mobile or if it does at all, but desktop performance is more than fine.
>>712434178
>app
As far as I know 4chanX is just a chrome and FireFox extension
>>712434257
I believe I was supposed to speak to you, per your request last night.
>>712434178
I don't know if it works on phone
Galil is the best , don't listen to him
>>712433840
Hey, I'm in the acceptable ones.
>>712434290
Oh, I didn't do much. Woke up late, watched some Netflix with my sister, and then /waifu/.
Sounds neat. What's it about?
>>712434413
Ah yes, hello nice to see you. How are you this evening?
>when the autistic kids pretend to be married to cartoon characters
>>712433840
Aw.
>>712427251
Sneaking in I see. Or I just pay no real attention to thread.
>>712433840
Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion man
>>712434569
Occults and shit. From the makers of Steins;Gate so it has a lot of neat plot-twists. I would recommend. If I say more about it, I might spoil.
>>712434492
I like what you doing there.
>autistic virgins so desperate for pussy they pretend to marry a drawing
>greasy man children who have never even come close to having sex pretend to be/date Chinese drawings
>>712434571
I'm doing okay. Being a boring person like usual. Watching some YouTube.
How about you?
Also, welcome to the waifu threads, please do enjoy your stay. I should've sent you that message last night, but whatever.
>>712433840
>acceptable
>mostly entry level/seasonal waifus
>bad
>some seasonal/entry level but mostly non-seasonal
>actual trash
>i agree with all of it except klonata
>didn't think it could get worst than actual trash
>disgusting shitty vampire waifu
>>712434837
I pretend to marry a video game character
>>712434290
You're stupid
>>712434404
>>712434405
I still don't have a computer guys.
>>712434492
Fuck you
>cringey autists twist their neckbeard hair with cheeto stained fingers claiming a drawing as their wife
>>712435009
Wow, rude.
>Galil
>>712435053
no u
>>712435009
I'm not entry level ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
