If dubs, UK is not a country anymore.
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
If dubs, UK is not a country anymore.
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>>712332009
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>>712332009
If 5 the Empire will rise again.
>>712332009
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>>712332994
>>712332994
FUCK
>>712332825
>>712332009
>>712332009
OP
>>712333064
>>712333097
>>712333192
>>712332009
>>712333290
UK = Glorious
OP = Faggot
>>712333469
>>712332009
That's like taking something out of a big trashcan and putting it into a little one.
>>712333515
>>712333563
it isn't a country in the first place you fucking retard
it's a sovereign state of 4 countries
I assume you are someone who uses the phrase "british accents" and assumes everyone in every area of these countries sounds like harry potter?
fucking muggle scum
>>712333610
>>712332009
Nigger wishes he had blond hair, never will nigger.
>>712333799
>>712333799
I would smash the girl on the right so hard
>>712333717
Well looks like someone beat me to it. Good work anon, educate these plebs
>>712332009
Silence Nigger Brexit has freed the world.
>>712333876
>>712333946
>>712333949
the other day I was speaking to an american who didn't know London was in England
>>712333717
>>712333949
It's only that way because we are being weak and not bringing the boot down upon the lesser peoples of this island.
>>712334094
once again that girl on the right would receive so much cum in her arse
who is she and why is she in this thread so much, did I miss something?
>>712334009
and sunk the £ to what it was in the 80s.
Fuck nigger now their shitting currency is worth more and oil is traded globally in $.
>>712334249
>>712334157
Just.....please no....wut.
How do these mouth breathers put pants on in the morning?
Then again I was talking to a group of people at uni once and after this girl says she's from Belfast this guy says "oh I've never been to Scotland".
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>>712333440
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>>712334774
Could you explain? I've seen this guy face in the years but I don't really remember who he is supposed to be
>>712335189
phwoar that is painful.
I also get really pissed off at them not realising their cities were names after English places, like I am from the original Jersey and they are surprised it exists?
WHY ELSE WOULD NEW JERSEY BE "NEW"?!
>>712335256
His name is Travis. He has two knives.
>>712335189
(but ofc your point also shows stupid people everywhere, but experienced so, so much more from Americans)
>>712335496
FUCK now i remember this pic, back when "cringe" and "edgy" weren't words used on the internet yet. But why Travis-the-Keeper-of-two-knives is shown molesting a kid?
>>712335482
I think most people want to forget Jersey exists.
>>712332911
Nice jihad's
>>712335667
That's Travis Jr.
>>712335756
Jersey is alright, Guernsey is the bad Channel Island
>>712333587
fukkinn lost
>>712335756
hahaha nice
be careful they might hear about this when the post barge arrives, in 12 years.
>>712335574
Yeah it does we have tbh about it. Still there's a highly concentrated population of idiots in America.
Self proclaimed idiots too
>>712336062
>>712332009
U.K. isn't a country anyway, but a union of many.
OP = fgt
>>712335482
I know right, they think they're the hot shit of the world.
It's weird to me that in the south in Alabama there's a city named after Birmingham.
I just imagine them butchering the word
Burr-ming-haaam
>>712336357
U.K. = country
England = state
Prove me wrong, faggot.
>>712336357
has been brought up but OP has too much fat and autism and lard in his brain to know anything about the world outside his bedroom other than directions to walmart
>>712335482
long shot here, but did you sell a 19" cymbal recently?
>>712336640
The way they say the ending to places like Oxfordshire or Leicestershire is the most painful, and there's some places in America named after them too:(
>>712336650
UK = collection of countries.
They each have their own parliament, language
>>712336795
nah, I don't do drums, but knowing Jersey, it wouldn't be a long shot that I probably know whoever you're talking about
>>712336650
most obvious bait
>>712336079
Don't worry they all speak French anyway so they wont understand.
>>712336039
I guess you are right. Jersey my have French as an official language but at least their post and phone boxes aren't blue.
>>712332009
WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! You know Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
>>712336650
The United Kingdom consists of four countries (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland), whilst Great Britain consists of three of these (England, Scotland and Wales). Technically, Wales is also a principality.
I live less than 200 miles from the place, this shit is taught to us before we're 8 years old, fgt.
>>712336651
Agreed. My autism detector is off the charts dealing with this level of idiocy.
>>712332009
The UK isn't a country dumbass.
>>712337116
Only for stuff in court and on passports.. so weird
I'd understand more if Jèrriais was used, to try and cling onto that heritage, French just seems odd
>>712336974
haha fair enough I have no reference point but I took a shot
>>712332009
WARNING! Carry on reading or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Teddy is real. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. Tomorrow at exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will cut your throat and watch you bleed out. His face will be the last thing you see unless you post this in three other threads. Teddy cannot be stopped.
>>712337544
It's probably some dumb rule from the old times or people being awkward.
>>712337629
this gave me a bonner
>>712337629
this pleases me
>>712334157
Maybe not england specifically but most americans will at least know that london is in europe. not eveyone knows where every city is you guys.
>>712334353
>Lowest the pound has been in 40 years
>Still worth more than Clapistan Monopoly Bucks
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>>712333097
Who is this fag that everyone photoshops unto this shit?
>>712338036
That's painful, do they not teach Geography at all in America?
In England capital cities of countries is just common knowledge, I don't think people here wouldn't know which states American cities are in either
>>712336640
Brummies butcher the word, let alone yanks.
>>712338036
Wait so is London in England or the UK?
>>712338258
Tony two forks
>>712338036
London being in Europe is like Tokyo is in Asia, if I was that stupid I'd rather just kill myself
>>712338036
That's at least on the list of cities that can be identified more specifically than by continent.
What's all this generalization about Europe anyway. Like "I'm going to Europe". Where nigger?
Europe is the most diverse continent in the world. Not me, but there are people here that would rather die than be associated with one another.
>>712338470
London is in England, and England is in the UK
It's like Oslo is in Norway, which is in Scandinavia, but you wouldn't say "Oslo, Scandinavia", you'd say Norway
>>712338251
But it's not.
>>712332009
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>712338602
American's generalisation of Europe is just painful
are you going to Slough or Madrid? big fucking difference
>>712338036
IT IS AN EARTHLING CITY ON THE EARTH PLANET WHICH IS WHAT I AM. AN EARTHLING. ON EARTH. A NATIVE NOT MARTIAN. NOT FROM MARS.
>>712338425
true that, they are an unruly bunch
>>712336845
they really put emphasis on the shire bit
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>>712338895
Simply because Slough is a fucking soulless shithole near enough to London...and Madrid is a decent city!
>>712339097
Those Holiday Inn adverts crack me up. Straight up going in on Slough.
Such a fucking shit hole.
>>712333717
I came here to say this.
>>712338794
dude they don't even know there are countries that don't speak English. Your analogy will only cause his head to explode
>>712339276
I know the realistic response from children when you tell them they're going to slough is just pure horror
>>712339036
They say it like The Shire from Middle Earth
Then again though, English people often call places like Beaulieu Park "bew-lee" when it is "bow-lee-uh"
Also, Americans say Parmesan closer (but not 100%) to the Italian way, which is really strange of them, considering they butcher everything else
>>712339058
well that's good news for us so I don't care.
>>712339276
Hah yeah, they're so full of shit.The only good thing about Slough is that it's a prime site to be nuked from orbit. That and Nottingham.
>>712339464
That would depend on how chavvy your kids are. It's either abject horror or sharpening their butter knives.
It's essentially a play area for scum.
>>712339621
Fuck me. Lived in Nottingham for a time. I do not miss it one bit.
>>712339347
hahaha, fucking muggles
>>712339492
they are confusing.
By far the most fucked up is the way they say oregano.
And why do they straight up just call coriander cilantro. fuck sake
>>712339637
I've only ever seen it on the train, never got off there and hopefully never will
>>712339856
Aubergines being "eggplants" hurts
Oregano I agree is a terrifying pronunciation of theirs, same with Basil
>>712339917
It's a shit city, filled with shit people with fuck all to do. Literally the only good reason to be there is the Uni.
Then again, I'm a Southern cunt through and through, so I'm pretty biased against most places north of Oxford.
>>712339856
Cilantro is based on the Mexican Spanish word for it. Brought it with them during the 1800's to the Southwest states as the population increased greatly due to the gold rush.
>>712339998
Calling fillet steaks a "Fil-lay" always grinds my fucking gears. You're not French, shut the fuck up.
>>712338895
I know right if you want tapas, paella and bull fights go to slough
>>712340106
Oxford is further north than Slough though?
>>712340158
good to know we've got a herbs & spices expert in this thread
>>712340106
That's just what I expected from such a horrid name for a city
>>712340256
also lets go to the colluseum and vatican in wivelsfield
>>712340414
Shit, thought you were replying to a different comment. I was talking about Nottingham.
Slough on the other hand. I often have to work in fucking Slough and it's fucking shit. I, funnily enough, can't fucking wait to move to the midlands to be rid of the cunting place.
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>>712340511
I'm against the American pronunciations but I liked this fact, thankyou herbs & spiceman
do you know the reasoning behind the disgusting way of saying Oregano and Basil?
>>712339726
Anything other than St. Anne's wasn't too bad for Shottingham!
>>712340106
>Southern cunt
Yet doesn't know an area that is literally touching the m25.
>>712340712
I lived in the city centre. Fucking chavs everywhere.
>>712340857
see
>>712340648
I corrected myself.
>>712340511
>>712340700
Cheers!
The pronunciation of basil and oregano is most likely due to regional dialects and sheer distance from how they're pronounced using the Queen's English.
>>712340648
It only gets worse the further you go up. I'm quite happy to stick where I am, everyone is pretty much white.
>>712340955
fair play. Tbf slough is a name so shitty it instantly makes you think of some far off grey northern shithole
According to the news, Scotland's towns and cities are part of england.
>>712341174
I'm moving to Leamington Spa, which seems pretty decent. I'll keep my pasty white arse away from Walsall though. I don't need Ahbed breathing down my neck every time I go and get fucking milk.
>>712341174
As someone not from England, I need something explained
How come Brighton is the LGBT capital and stuff but it's also really racist there? Those two don't normally go together
>>712341255
Like Hull or Grimsby. Fuck. Why do we have so many shit place names?
>>712341316
Leamington is nice, as are Rugby and Warwick.
>>712341352
tbf London is probably better for the gays. But, I never understood why it was co opted by them.
It is a very liberal place though. They elected the only green party mp in Parliament
I have a map of "the most peculiar names of towns and cities in great Britain"
>>712341395
why is no one bringing up fucking Cucksfield or Cockfosters?
>>712341352
My understanding is that it isn't. Brighton is Liberal Cuck Land.
>>712341460
I'll be working in Rugby, which will be a nice change of pace from Reading, Slough and fucking Bracknell.
>>712341633
Because those are literally the greatest names in history. Period.
>>712341352
Just because you are a poof doesn't mean you cant hate pakis.
What about Whittington, nob end and fingeringhoe?
>>712341811 *shittington
>>712341790
Something to unite us all.
>>712339726
>Nottingham
>only hooters in the country
>redeemed
lol joke it's shit
>>712341687
At least you'll be in one of the decent spots to live around the county. Most of the others just exist for shits & giggles, and for housing people working in JLR etc.
>>712341687
I'm living in Brighton currently and it's really liberal other than the racism.. I guess it's probably due to it being mostly just students and senior citizens, with no inbetween, the former being very progressive and latter not so much, but I thought it was historically always liberal?
>>712341783
as someone not native to London, trying not to laugh when the tube says "This line terminates at Cockfosters" is so incredibly hard
>>712342136
Yeah.
We need our entertainment from somewhere.
>>712342164
That was my understanding of it. I imagine you're right though. Literally every student there seems to be the same.
My partners best mate lives in Brighton, and she's an uber liberal cuck lord feminazi. I've been banned from visiting.
>>712342794
how can a woman be a cuckold?
>>712342164
Every single time I go up the M40 and pass Gaydon I giggle like a fucking child. Best place, for sure.
>>712342921
Well she's a lezzer for a start. She literally just watches her partner get shagged without getting in on the action. I'd imagine that counts for being a cuck.
>>712342794
Half the people here are definitely feminazis. It's a bit painful, so I pretend to be bi and then they never say a bad word to me
>>712342945
Once you keep on going by, and definitely don't stop anywhere fucking near Coventry, your day will turn out okay!
>>712343274
>It's a bit painful, so I pretend to be bi and then they never say a bad word to me
You weak fucking cuck.
>>712343441
I just can't be bothered to argue everyday, it gets boring
>>712343228
Closer to the correct definition than I was expecting, but is it true.
Anyway cuckold does specifically refer to man having an unfaithful partner.
I don't object to hating on the "feminazis", but over using these terms causes them to become cliches and lose meaning.
>>712343274
I wear it with a badge of honour. My partner and I went down there for her mates birthday and I just shit on everyones world view.
I had a great time. My gf, not so much.
>>712343650
how does pretending to be bi discourage these people
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
>>712343650
Then just ignore them or tell them to fuck off. Don't say you like sucking dick just because some jumped up tart is crying at you.
>>712343727
Agree with you. It's pretty irrelevant regardless of whether they are or not.
I think the female term is cuckquean, so I think cuck fits however.
>>712343870
unless you were having an actual debate and not just throwing your opinion in their face you're literally just as bad as them. Two sides of the same coin.
And anyway you sound fun at parties.
>>712343903
well, if you're anything that isn't a straight white male, you pretty much have social protection and can do nothing wrong in their eyes, you could rape a kid and they'd say it was the patriarchy pressuring you
>>712344054
yeah fuck em anyway
someone must have gotten dubs by now (just got here), but the uk was never a country, right? it is england, wales, scotland, and that bit of Ireland that doesn't want to watch the rest die in a fire..?
>>712344303
southern ireland is a third world country
>>712344134
It wasn't really a party, but I have stopped myself from discussing politics at gatherings since. I would like to say it was a debate but it was more, I disagreed with their point, they called me sexist, I decided to rant at them for 5 or 10 minutes. Left not long after that because I'm clearly not going to be able to enjoy myself with that sort of crowd.
Needless to say, my gf wasn't happy in the slightest and argued the toss with me when we got home.
>>712332009
dub
>>712344150
I thought so.
The question is then why stop there. Why have you not transitioned to a woman, converted to Islam, progressed on to ISIS only to become a disabled amputee, swam the Mediterranean in arm bands to have plastic surgery to be the first gay black dolphin.
You will be hailed as their god.
>>712332009
/b is too degenerate to summon Keks meme magic
>>712344594
I don't even wanna take the piss as this was too close to home.
I despised my ex's friends at least you got to blow of some steam at the cunts
>>712345292
That sucks man. It wasn't quite as good as you'd think it was though. Long story short you're still arguing with a brick wall, and there's more of them than there are me. The majority's right, amirite.
>>712344385
I disagree. I visited Ireland a while back, partied from Dublin to Galway Took only and afternon and was good fun
>>712344303
Ages ago, we explained to op that they are indeed an fgt, and how geography actually works.
>>712344385
Don't be jealous of us, we built half of your fucking cities (then some cunts up North decided to blow some bits away) but we're not all that bad.
>>712346054
pretty good at building walls
fernando go to sleep
>>712345618
Yeah it's like smashing your shit up in rage then realizing your shit's all smashed up.
Mate even if there's one of them it's a brick wall situation. They can't be reached. Everything you do reinforces their presumptions
>>712346955
Was kinda hoping from the thumbnail that there was at least a cool strat in the background.
But no.
Autism Hero Controller
>>712347170
It does look real from far away.
>>712332009
UK, Germany and Sweden are the top cuck nations for Islam
>>712334009
>Civilisation
>Takes the bait
But still...
Jesus fucking Christ desu....
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the -government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now post this in another thread, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't.
This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to three threadsin the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or I'm sorry
