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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a rusted ice pick. Unless you post in this thread.
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Teddy can go suck a donkey's donkey dick
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>>712327605
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how is of teddy do the dead when he
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>>712327678
>a donkey's donkey dick
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>>712327605
oi
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>>712327605
>OP
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Teddy can suck my dick sticking that ice pick into my asshole mm
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Teddy is for social retards who don't have anything to do besides post random shit of 4chan
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>>712327605
Why do you do this?
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nah m8
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a proper fuck you mate
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>>712327605

it's not funny you stupid fagtard
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>>712327965

Fellow Britfag detected
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>>712327605
what are you, gay?
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>>712327605
k m8
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N E T
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i'm not scared
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no
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gotten 15min remaining to post before it's 3.30amm
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pls no
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>>712327605
k
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plz no
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>>712327605
ser
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>>712327605
immunity cat
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god i hope he does it
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Oh shit its 3:20 am here
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>>712327605
i'm tired of this punk bitch Teddy
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>>712327605
Meh, why not post.
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>>712328557
go to bed
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>>712327605
teddy looks like a raging faggot
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>>712327605
OP is a faggot
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>>712327605
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>>712327605
yissssss
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>>712327605
this is the reason i avoid /b/ know a days.
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>>712327605
Shit
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Yet
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>>712327605
allahu ackbar
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>>712327605
ok
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>>712327605
k
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>>712327605
Spooky stuff
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dick poop
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ugh
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>>712327605
Pls no
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kys
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>>712327605
kys
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fuck off teddy.
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doubt
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>>712327605
nothankyouandbye
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>>712327605
nope
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>>712327605
cc
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>>712327605
eat my fat ass
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>>712327605
Fucking retard
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ok
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>>712327605
hey
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Boner
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>>712327605
damn nigga that's gay
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lol
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>>712327605
kys
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Save
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OP is an asshole
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>>712327605
fuk u teddy
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nibba
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Kys
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love yoy
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>>712327605
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weda
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>>712327605
Nigger
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>>712327605
No chances
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>>712328907
Pussy
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>>712327605
But why?
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I'm safe now right OP
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>>712327605
Op why
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>Mfw it's 3:38 in my country and didn't happen anything
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uhuh
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Safe I am now OP
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gay
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3.40 in my country.
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ech
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fuck
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>>712327605

ily Teddy cuck me hard pls
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post.
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>>712327605
Teddy can try. I have many eyes, I will have digested teddy by the time I consider the loss of a few.
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fuck of Teddy
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oh shit its that boi
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>>712327605
Farts
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>>712330123
The inside of a hoof?
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>>712327605
ok
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dont wanna die fam
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That's that lil bitch from Gravedancers tho
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uck
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Shiet nig
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k
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Ur muder wil dye in her slep 2nite if u dont resonp 2 dis thred.
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>>712327605
stop with this
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>>712327605
fuk
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>>712330753
U a fukin spider m80?
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No plz dad
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A rusty ice pick?! Is he like in like his late eighties early nineties?
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wow
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Fuck you teddy and go die in a hole OP
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Op fag
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Fug
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kill yourself
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>>712327605
dab
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>>712327605
too bad teddy is dead.
its gonna be pretty hard to fucking stab my eyes out in that kind of state you fucknut
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Fug
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lol
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>>712327605
It's 3:50 AM over here. Teddy must have fallen and broken a leg, I suppose.
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Fuck you
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>>712327605
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uuu
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>>712327605
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Better safe than sorry
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OP, I hope you outlive your firstborn, and I hope they die of a combination of cancer and ALS. If I get dubs, my hopes will become a reality. If I get trips+, your mother will laugh while looking into your eyes as your dead child is lowered into their grave. That is all.
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>>mfw studio apartment
>>mfw I can see every part of my apartment from my desk
>>mfw no teddy
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FUCK off
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>>712327605
oh fuck
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fucking hate you
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Maaaaan...i really dont like this nigga teddy
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gay.
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>>712327605
spare me
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>>712327605
Nice meme
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>>712327605
what's this guy so happy about
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Yo
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hehe xd
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>>712327605
k
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fuck off
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>>712327605
Too many of these posts, fuck you faggot.
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dont do it teddy
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Plz nu
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>>712327605
Only posting here to tell Teddy he can suck my cock.
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>>712327605
beep off
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I'm not staying at home tonight though..
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god damnit i hate you
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Plz no
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>>712327605
oh fug :DDDDD not again
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>>712327605
well fuck
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>>712327605
Too bad i read that when it's already 3:57 faggot
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>>712327605
Teddy's a little bitch and I could punt that little 10 y/o cunt across my room with the slightest kick
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Kys
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>>712327605
oh fuk
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>>712327605
ok
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fuck
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Hi
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Naaa
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FUCK YOU TEDDY!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
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>>712327605
oh shit
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>>712327605
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K
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meme
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fug
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>>712327605
At 3:36 I'll be rage fucking OP's mom in the ass, a minute later I'll gouge her fucking eyes out and skull fuck her with my rusty cock.
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>>712327605
why are there so many of therse
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>>712327605
Come on teddy, you don't have to be this bad to call attention
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dubs
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k
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>>712327605
Stop it.
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no
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>>712327605
uuu
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>>712327605
fuck off op
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fuck
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Please die
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>>712327605
get fucked op
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Inb4 immunity cat
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ok
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>>712327755
as opposed to a Donkey's giraffe dick
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Just here for the dubs.
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please do not do that teddy
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>>712327605
I know a guy named teddy, he lives in my basement, he's pretty cool.
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cmon teddy SNL is on tonight can you calm the fuck down
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Pls no feddo
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k
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Posted
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>>712327605
ok
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>>712327605
How is he hiding? He's dead.

Ted's dead baby. Ted's dead.
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Fuck you Teddy!
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>>712327605
Teddy is a liar
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No
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no
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>>712327605
Immunity cat
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>>712327605
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asddads
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>>712327605

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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k
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>>712327605
teddy can't fuck with these dubs
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>>712327605
Ok
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>>712327605
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>>712327605
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>>712334199
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>>712327605
ajsfna
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Badonkadonk
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>>712327605
Post
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>>712334199
Checked
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stop
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As long as he gives some bomb ass head first
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Why
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>>712327605
Plot twist, it's already 4:00 am
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>>712327605
Post
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>>712331526
shut the fuck up you stupid fucking shitface
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>>712327605
nice
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>>712327605
fuck off Teddy
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adsdafsdfadsf
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>>712327605
You guys ever heard of 4chan?
Me neither.
Pic only related to crippling depression and edginess.
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>>712327605
Ok
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>>712327605
oh shit nigga
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>>712327605
This is my thread now
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>>712334444
Oh lord
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What if im homeless. What now nigga
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>>712327605
SHARK BAIT BRUHAHAHA
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>>712327605
is he Gary Busey?
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>>712327605
Worth it
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Kill yourself nigger
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what if i wanna die?
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>>712327605
oh shit
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How he gonna stab me if he dead
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Tddy pls don't kil mee
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Well fuck
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>>712335449
>Heart healthy California walnuts
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Deedle dee
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>>712327605
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>>712327605
Fuq
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>>712327605
Sauce?
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>>712327605
hi teddy, pls dont kill me
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Spoot
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Teddy pls no
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>>712327605
Disregard this reply teddy, come at me bitch i'll be waiting with rope & petroleum jelly.
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>>712327605
Spare me teddy
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nice
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j
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Dammit Teddy I need restful sleeps, not this nonsense.
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>>712327605
Thanks Mr Skeletal
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>>712327605
>3:37 AM

Oh, an amerifat.
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sounds legit
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>>712327605
pls dont shoot poopies in my shower again
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>>712327605
i don't want that to happen to me.
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>>712327605
I don't own a rusted ice pick so I'm good.. But.. He coulda brought his own so fuck U OP.
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>>712327605
too spoopy for me
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It's 03:37 here
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>>712327605
edgy
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Spooped
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>>712327605
Tell him to make it quick
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im safe
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Don't you see you have given him want he wants
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>>712327605
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