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Faces of /b/ and ratings, continued
Baby face/10
>>712303605
Tired?
get your taylor lautner looking ass out of here
** YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY LE PELICAN! *** post this in 3 threads or you will be killed
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>>712303755
Kill yourself.
>>712303748
Came here to say this.
You beat me to it.
I took this last night. I haven't slept properly in a week cause I have the flu
>>712303873
You're using your powers too much, 11
>>712303605
Op, this picture is legit me. Not even kidding. Why do you have it?
ey b0ss
>>712303964
Cute
>>712303947
Post time stamp then faggot
>>712303605
>>712303605
You Russian?
>>712303755
>>712303996
KEK
>>712303963
T O G
>>712303605
Reroll, because why the hell not
>>712304055
>Reroll
wat?
>>712303996
10/10
Rate me, /b/.
>>712304194
Takbir/10.
Me + cat
R8 or roast.
>>712304194
You should go for a guy fieri look
>>712304194
Dad bod/10
I've been told my nose is gigantic.
Ok.
>>712304055
put some sleeves on faggot
Why not.
>>712304310
>>712304310
That and you're shit at pictures.
>>712304285
Not u again , gingers have no souls
>>712303947
Timestamp?
>>712304375
What do you use on your skin?
>>712304310
They were not lying! Jesus Christ....
>>712304413
Plenty
>>712304429
I'm not fucking denying that ya cumstain!
>>712304500
photoshop
>>712304586
Yep, old phone had this automatic smoothing feature I never turned off.
>>712303993
>>712304476
didnt wanna show face but i threw on the tank top
>>712304533
holy fuck youre cute
also checked
>>712304605
caveman/10
rate please, from columbia.
>>712304000
cool dude
Would have a cigarrete with
>>712304658
congrats, you've proven nothing other than that you have a similar shirt faggot
>>712304285
is that the japanese symbol for faggot tattooed on your chicken-chest?
>>712304706
Give me cocaine
>>712304693
Thanks doll, you're a solid 8/10.
>>712304285
I hope that's not a real tattoo
>>712304799
How did you get this picture of me?
>>712304285
Let's go to the pub and wait for all of this to blow over
>>712304693
Refer to and apply rules 30 and 31. Until then, STFU!
>pic related: you got some reading to do
>>712304799
grown up jimmy neutron
>>712304799
Gotta blast
>>712304510
pull out those boobies
>>712304934
Fuck you. At least I have a girlfriend faggot.
>>712304702
kek
R8 me.
>>712304826
Nope
>>712304729
Pic, I'm all the way to the right faggot
>>712304890
Not sure if troll or newfag...
>>712304993
Cindy?
>>712305046
You all three look like the type I would bully and beat the shit out of in HS. Fucking betas
>>712305046
Ok. guessing that you're a foreskin-free 'murrican then?
>>712305064
>newfag
The irony......... and more periods....... and more......
>>712304706
I'd buy drugs off you/10
>>712304693
Damn. 8-9/10
>>712304605
7-8/10
>>712304533
We'd probably be friends/10 Mess tho.
>>712304510
Prob 6-7/10
>>712304375
HAhah Starbucks sucks ballz. 8/10
>>712304350
V nice, friendly face. 7-8/10
R8 or roast plz
>>712304285
>>712305215
Yep
>>712304799
>>712305224
Try harder.
>>712305272
>>712305272
fix your ears and you would be okay
>>712304890
i thought winter ws coming
get out summerfag
>>712305272
Who u trying to kid?
>>712305261
Nice. But then are you happy to be snipped? And were you also left with a thin brown/tan ring from it?
>>712305304
Falsely assume more.
>>712305272
Tits or fuck off
>>712303605
Justin?
>>712305046
you looked better in the first pic, though here at least you didn't cut off the top of your head. giving you a 6.5, but could easily go up. feel free to post another decent pic if you got one
>>712305435
Give me a sec
>>712305390
>thought winter was coming
>summer
>summerfag
10/10 for originality.
>>712305229
Thats fair, my life is a mess.
>>712305304
>>712305423
two newfags arguing about who is the newer newfag
>>712304275
That picture so old the cat's had three litters by now.
>>712305529
Faggot/10
>>712304161
rate pls
>>712304741
No it's actually ancient chinese for "fuck off you little weaboo bitch". I like being skinny, I used to work construction and was a tank at that time. I like looking skinny better. I could still beat the shit out of you
>>712304839
It is. I'm pretty happy with it. I had the idea coming home stoned on the bus. Two thumbs up.
>>712304869
In my top 5 fav movies of all time.
>>712305571
don't you have to be helping Dr. Frankenstein right now?
>>712305608
Tits or gtfo
>>712305529
what is your snapchat friend
Trying to grow out mustache.
just be honest, am i ugly? why do people look at me funny?
>>712305691
>>712305571
You look like a cool dude
>>712304285
Gingers are the hottest things walking, but there's some weird writing shit on your chest.
>>712305682
>>712305570
>>712305682
>>712305570
>samefag
>>712305626
>was a tank
>>712305712
Teeth are fucked even from this angle.
>>712305529
Mine too brother!
>>712305691
what's yours?
>>712305435
>>712305691
How do I know you're not a sexual predator?
>>712304161
>>712305608
Meh, cheap, amateur porn is in your future. Nothing special. Just another average cute girl who will in all probability look ugly as fuck in a few years.
>>712305781
:) yep you have no idea.
>>712305712
I feel like it's the teeth
>>712305788
Timestamp or please escort yourself out of the thread
>>712304310
Nose is irrelevant unless it's an indicator of dick size.
>>712305272
This is an old pic for newfags...
>>712305903
This
>>712305684
>>712305871
thanks, but I'm not a grill
>>712305682
>>712305631
Maybe? He's on break right now though
>>712305736
Thanks anon I bet you do too
>>712305712
>>712305783
>>712305898
really?
>>712305046
Not asking to troll you btw, hopefully the subject isn't a sensitive one for you...
>>712303605
Team Edward/10
>>712304510
Would hit on if drunk
>>712304706
Pablo Escobar if he was a shoe salesman
>>712304799
Some sort of amish hipster? Wtf am I looking at?
>>712305046
I'm sure you three gentlemen will grow up to be very successful date rapists
>>712305272
8/10 very nice
>>712304350
Hair looks red, face looks friendly.
9/10
Would bang and make sandwich.
>>712305691
It's aquadee bb
>>712304741
>>712305626
The lower symbol is Zi (child), can't read the top one. Just started learning Mandarin.
>>712305608
get on cam.
> icanhaz<DELETETHIS>chat. com/tog
puffin browser if you're on your phone, otherwise computer works best
>>712306151
Are u jay? Out of jay and silent bob?
>NOT CUTFAG
>>712304361
No, fuck you, I'm too lazy to change out of my gym shit
>>712304158
To get dubs, obviously
>>712304658
>>712304729
Weird, I have a similar shirt as well
>>712306255
>that last look in the mirror before you hit the club
>>712306227
I wish bruh
>>712306235
not even you
>>712306325
Post pic like this w/ full face? You could be decent but hard to say here
>>712306201
My laptop is dead but I'll try my phone.
>>712304533
9/10
Would grab a fistful of that hair and peg you til you can't walk.
>>712306189
>child
the shoe fits .. the upper probably means ginger
>>712306325
latino/10, I'm guessing. also, this: >>712306371
>>712304605
You got a perty mouth.
>>712304658
Dude used face swap smh
>>712306340
Why so?
>>712306450
hello mr potatoe head
>>712306450
Future drill sergeant reporting for duty
>>712306396
Plot twist
I am a paraplegic and cannot walk already
>>712305895
Too much enthusiasm/10
>>712305712
Not that bad, you get a nice body and you'll go far. Currently 4/10
>>712305710
So where are you from then?
>>712305608
The hat and messy hair arn't helping you. Cute eyes. Maybe 4-5/10?
>>712305571
How do you do?
Roast or rate fags
>>712304285
Thanks
>>712306189
SO far wrong. I'd be impressed if anybody here can figure it out.
>>712306406
:) you're a little bitch
>>712304706
Columbia the country?
Columbia the university?
Columbia the crummy hick town?
Evening.
>>712305759
So what's your rate? Quantify that shit!
>>712304658
>>712304658
you still lurking?
trying to pull in CL ppl with this pic atm
>>712306641
I'm doing pretty good how bout yourself?
>>712306947
>>712306855
hard to make out here
>>712307026
>>712306481
native genes
>>712306201
Yeah it's not working. Sorry dude.
>>712307092
>>712307119
>>712306947
Yeah not too bad. I haven't gotten a single rating yet ha I don't think I care. What do you do? (If you don't mind me askin)
>>712305710
5/10
>>712305712
4.5/10
>>712305895
6/10
>>712306062
6/10
>>712306235
4/10 but better if you cut your hair.
>>712306267
7.5/10
>>712306841
7/10
>>712307190
>>712306616
I'll make you a sandwich to keep you occupied.
>>712307243
>>712303605
>>712307358
>>712307391
>>712307179
Ah I see well you'll get some or might just depends but I'm just a simple cashier, how bout yourself anon?
>>712307164
that's gay
>>712307586
Ah I'm just a college student for now. Doing math and econ. Over the years I've worked as a barista, waiter, dishwasher, chef, concrete finisher and general carpentry shit. It's hard to go back to being poor.
R I P M e
>>712307190
why thank you m'lady *dips fedora*
>>712307761
Well damn, I mean atleast you've got experience in places, and hopefully debt doesn't catch up with you too much. But math and econ huh, what are you planning to do after you get your degrees and such?
y
>>712307633
>>712308005
>>712308333
WTF is up with the 2010 Beiber hair. I'll pay for your fucking haircut.
>>712308473
>>712308010
6/10 -- get some sun or get better at applying makeup. I'm also 90% sure you'd look better with your natural hair color
>>712307633
12 years old/10
>>712307358
4/10 -- Sorry I'm not into homeless guys
>>712307350
7/10 - that Rasputin stare
>>712307190
6/10 pretty enough to fuck, not pretty enough to call back
>>712306855
thumbnail/10
>>712304000
Nice trips
>>712304375
Cutie
>>712304605
Handsome
>>712308333
4/10 get a real haircut FFS, you look like you're in middle school
>>712308679
>>712308333
ayy whaddup. You go to UL? I'm at lsu
>>712308054
Thanks my guy
>>712308640
Fuck the sun, i like being white. Also makeup is superficial so no. Natural hair color is fucking boring on anyone
Also REEEE FUCKING NORMIE GET OFF MY BOARD
xd
>>712308366
guise r8 me
>>712309121
oh god its you again
Rate me. But be gentle I have lots of scar tissue
>>712308946
i TOLD YOU GET OUT ...................
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
guise ples
>>712309121
On ecstasy/10 would fuck while listening to 90 techno
>>712309276
YOU FUCKING NORMAAAAL FAAAAAGS
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>712309037
Age?
Hey
>>712309439
You look like a young ego raptor. 10/10
>>712309688
back to 9gag with you
>>712309688
>>712307190
Not terrible but if I was at a bar with more than two girls, id prolly not go for you.
here
eh fuck it
>>712310009
Post D plz
>>712310251
mcjugger???? is dat u????
>>712310269
nah sorry :s
>>712307633
Cringe/10
>>712304533
Kurt Cobain reincarnate
>>712309037
Timestamp that shit, fam. I saw this pic yesterday.
>>712309270
David Haye/10
>>712308110
Lol I was in teh other thread I thought this one was dead... I'm in a country where college is only like 3k so I'm lucky. Something easy and boring.
>>712310914
well its me ;P
>>712309121
I unsure of your gender but I'd fuck you anyway. 8/10
>>712310621
Just tried to watch one of his videos. Couldn't do it.
>>712307127
I dont get it , me just beaner.
>>712311252
Still, dawg. Timestamp that shit cause i find you hella cute #nohomo
>>712311252
Anotha 1
>>712304028
Immunity Cat doesn't have any toughness and dies to state based actions.
Cancer has spread
>>712310697
No worries. Is it at least snipped though?
>>712304533
Fuck me/10
What's good niggas?
hi
sorry for shit quality
>>712304706
Power stash/10
>>712311860
im uncut if thats the question.
>>712311774
Holy shit, an Asian nigger!!!
>>712312142
9/10 can we see some titties?
hey dawgs
>>712312142
rip/10
hi rate me... i'm tanisha from nigeria... my boyfriend's name is Nathan Bastos Parente... search him up on FB he will give my address so we can fuck
>>712309856
Interesting... What's the stroy behind this?
>>712312249
Do you have a small dick?
>>712311973
Let's see what you look like then
pls bully this burrito
>>712305272
8.5
>>712312417
>>712312417
>>712312142
>>712312062
>>712311774
>>712311651
>>712311637
>>712311493
>>712310251
>>712310149
>>712309907
>>712309856
>>712309688
>>712309605
>>712309121
>>712309037
>>712308010
>>712307633
>>712307358
>>712307350
>>712306855
>>712306841
>>712306768
>>712306450
>>712306337
>>712306325
>>712306267
>>712306255
>>712306235
>>712306151
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>>712306041
>>712305895
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>>712305710
beautiful, would smoke pot and fuck with/10
>>712305710
Carlton/10
>>712312708
your face dont belong to your head
>>712310740
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>>712305571
You seem like a nice guy, I don't rate other dudes
>>712311131
Haha it's ok and damn 3k really? But something boring? There's gotta be something fun you can do with a math and econ degree
>>712312887
looking good
>>712305712
You look look like a redneck vampire
>>712305608
Your cute
>>712306337
MArvelous pic.
>>712312968
Yeah I need to talk to the career counselor to figure out what kind of jobs I can get into. You're in America? I know tuition there is insane.
Boa noite, my name is Michel Temer and i'm Brazil's current dictator. My main goal is to fuck communists but i also like to fuck pussy, rate me!
>>712313265
Oh that's understandable, and you made a very good assumption Anon. Hopefully in the long run it should get better though
>>712309439
Nice face/10
+1 for the tongue
11/10
Rate me, /b/.
>>712312670
I'd rather treat the burrito a hot beverage.
Like chocolate or tea
Rate me /b/
>>712313126
KJUUT
>>712312584
6,5 inches idk if thats considered small or not, no complains so far tho
>>712312062
Hey daddy
>>712303755
that's a toucan you fucking retard
>>712314412
Hahahaha
Fuck it
>>712308010
7/10. Love the cleavage
>>712314520
Fresh look.
Uneven beard though
I'm sick.
Sick of this cold season atleast.
>>712315005
>i'm sick
you probably contracted aids you flaming homo
