Celebrities you fucked before they made it big.
I fucked Olivia Wilde 12 years ago when she was shooting for The OC(she was 20)
No condom. I came on her back.
Post yours
Must be true, he posted it on 4chan!
>>712173815
Why would i lie? We're anonymous here
i fucked Obama once
>>712173938
I'm sure your fantasy was very realistic.
>>712174139
Right...
>>712173938
Why shouldn't you lie? We're anonymous here
>>712173647
Why didnt you cum inside her pussy? once in a lifetime oportunity
>>712174175
Dude looks like Sean Astin mixed with Heath Ledger.
>>712174295
Believe it or not, it happened
>>712174355
Prove it
>>712173647
shortest. thread. ever.
>>712173647
Fucked emma watson when they were recording first harry p. She licked my dick
>>712173647
I made out with Bryce Dallas Howard in HS; she was really awkward, but let me suck her tits before she ran off
>>712173938
Because no one believes your bs irl either
>>712173938
I banged Trailer Swift, Olivia Munn and Bryce Dallas Howard!
>>712174355
no one on this site or in real life believes you. just fuck off.
>>712174444
Yeah sure buddy
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>712174666
Same
>>712174444
Fuckin quads must be true.
>>712173647
got a drunken blowie from her at film school
>ITT: We Lie About Sexual Experiences We've Only Ever Fantasized About
>>712174405
I cant
>>712174139
which of her songs is about you then, faggot
>>712174744
high five bro, we're wiener cousins!
>>712174444
Chris Columbus?
>>712174444
nizzzze quads
Who's a fan of Lia Marie Johnson's new chub?
>>712174820
No way.
>>712174898
Now the question is who was first
>>712174139
That's a dude faggot
Fucked Mother Theresa. Shit was so cash /b/. Trust me.
>>712174962
Still bang
>>712173647
Did u know that her original last name is Cockburn?
>>712174125
Trump detected. Reamed Obama right up the ass while laughing. It was a threesome with Hillary on election night.
>>712175003
Imagine fucking her and watching her tits and new little gut jiggle
Arielle Kebbel before she moved to LA. She's not super famous, but closest I'll ever get.
I was taking an acting class in Tampa and I banged her and two other girls in that same class.
Not at the same time unfortunately.
She was a great fuck though, very enthusiastic and was open to everything but anal.
>>712174898
You mean eskimo brothers.
>>712174820
Details!
>>712173647
Yeah, she fucked you right after getting married.
From imdb "Alex Kelly comes in during season two. She manages the Bait Shop"
>Bait shop
/hollyposter/ here
Anyone interested?
>>712174970
we both graduated HS early and were in film school togehter and went to a party. She is really funny, too,. We had a few too many and made out a little then - blowie.
She was in AfF&T, I was in WfF&T and we didn't see a lot of each other, and the program is short. I tried to stay in touch but she got famous *fast*, so....
>>712175615
Ha!
Busted
they had already made it big back then but I think you guys might be interested anyway:
>be 26
>high-profile male prostitute, make tons of money
>sometimes the job is shitty (having to fuck some fat old rich guy)
>sometimes it's heaven
>my agency sends me for an orgy in a fancy hotel
>the clients are Maisie Williams and Sophie Turner
>two other hunks are there
>we drink and get comfortable... and naked
>they're both absolutely gorgeous, both have a nice bush, one blonde, one jet black, perfect firm tits, toned legs, everything...
>they make us sign an NDA
>then Maisie explains what she wants exactly
>it's very specific, you'll see
>she gets on all fours and offers her holes to us
>Sophie watches, masturbating
>one guy underneath her, his dick in her pussy
>one guy behind her, fucking her ass
>I get the mouth (meaning no condom)
>we fuck her like this slowly for a long moment
>she abandons her little body in our strong arms
>her moans of pleasure are absolutely incredible, the hottest and sincerest I've ever heard, especially coming from a girl this young
>Sophie comes to tease her tits and her clit from time to time
>I look at her fingering her pussy but she's ignoring me
>finally Maisie asks us to turn it up a notch
>the slow lovemaking turns into mild pounding
>as specified the guys are alternating in her, when one is sliding in the other is sliding out
>she's yelping on my cock
>finally she screams "now! now!" as her very intense orgasm is starting
>we all cum in her at the same time in one final pounding
>as professionals we can cum on cue and that's exactly what she wanted
>if it wasn't for the condoms she'd be taking a load in her ass and in her pussy, simultaneously
>I can hear her swallowing mine as it's spurting in her mouth
>we collapse on the couch
>Sophie comes and shoos us off the couch
>they're cuddling, whispering to each other, visibly in love
>Sophie is still touching herself
>she cums very quietly while holding her friend
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>712173647
I dated Catherine Mangan in HS.
Yeah.... You have to look her up
>>712175977
Nice fantasy anon. I can tell you've been tweaking it for years
This thread is better. >>712175978
>>712175977
i wish this was real
>>712175978
>being so lonely that you depend on replies to threads you create on /b/ to validate your existence on earth and when someone creates a thread similar to yours you feel like they are stealing attention from you.
Pathetic. Kys.
I had sex with Taissa Farmiga during shooting of the Bling Ring
You mean you came on the back of her photo...
>>712175977
>they're both absolutely gorgeous
Stopped reading right there
ITT: LIES
I fucked Mary Kate and Ashley in a threeway before they were on Full House..
I fucked one of these guys. Won't say which.
>inb4 they're all fags
One wasn't.
>>712174139
If you fucked her, she would have written a song about it.
>>712174846
Then it didn't happen.
have not been on /b/ in a very long time
came on looking for a good rip of justice league dark,
anyways i fucked paris hilton 15 years ago in the white room in miami. she was 20
>>712173647
Yeah i fucked her too but she came on my back
>>712177149
She give you the herps?
>>712174734
more like autistic works of fiction amirite
I expect absolutely no one to believe me, but that's ok.
The movie Winter's Bone was filmed close to where I live. I was in an acting workshop and a lot (all) of us auditioned for it. One girl actually got one of the leads. She ended up becoming really good friends with Jennifer Lawrence.
I ended up getting to do some work as an extra. Several of us from class ended up hanging out after shooting at night. Filming was in pretty boring places, so a few times we would just end up drinking and sometimes smoking some weed. Nothing too crazy.
So one night, I'm not exactly sober and am out in the back of a house in the trees taking a piss. Walk back up to the back porch of the house and J Law is smoking a cig by herself. Bum one off her, we just chat for a bit. No one really knew who she was at this point, so it was just like hanging out with a normal person.
End up going inside, go lay on a bed to get my head straight because I was buzzing pretty hard. See someone walk in and close the door, get in bed next to me. Yup, it's Jennifer Lawrence.
We laid there for a few minutes, did typical small talk bullshit. Ended up going in to kiss her, made out for a bit. I didn't fuck her, but I did finger her. Honestly when it happened it wasn't anything crazy, she was in tv but not like she is now.
There you go /b/, my claim to fame.
>>712177267
used a condom, the white room was a coke whore hangout, every whore there has something
>>712177454
for some weird reason I believe this
I fucked john travolta in a massage parlor
>>712176921
I love how you expect us all to know who that is.
>being that gay
>>712173647
eey this is somewhat believeable.
>>712173647
Prove it...
>>712177814
Sorry. New Kids on the Block. Boy band from 80's and 90's.
In Chicago they were a shit opening band in a small club.
>>712176921
Old fag detected.
>>712176921
you know the rules.
you're a dude unless you wanna post tits and a timestamp. otherwise you're assumed to be a male committing a homosexual act. so yes, that guy would very much be a fag
I was living in NYC in the early 2000s and working at this bar. I ended up hooking up with this hot blonde that worked there also. Apparently she was a poly swinger and she would attend pretty upscale parties on the Upper East Side. Of course I was down for it since she was pretty much a FWB of mine. Thankfully I was young and in pretty good shape at the time. So we go to this party and this guy pretty much makes a beeline to my FWB and we get chatting and his wife comes in. She seemed kinda reluctant. However she states soft swap only. So yeah the whole time her husband keeps trying to make it full swap so I only got a blowjob out of it. Pic related.
>>712177454
Was she tight or loose?
>>712177814
>being that young
newfag
>>712176670
details
>>712175777
DAMN OBI
Not really famous, but after the movie "Victoria", with the whole movie being 1 shot, being a small masterpiece.
Laia Costa in 2011.
>Met her on the beach.
>Talk a little, offer her a drink.
>More talking, getting dark and touch her shoulder, she accepts it.
>While going for a walk, she slips her foot and luckily I catch her.
>Grabbed her boob while catching her. A smile from her.
>Lean in for the kiss. It was a good kiss.
>I go to her appartment and it's almost 100% like the ending of Before Sunset (2004), because she is funny, little drunk and dances a bit, while I was sitting in a chair.
>She drops her dress, nice boobs and a little beat up pussy, but fuck it.
>Kiss, oral (good tonguework, but not too much eyecontact), lick her soft sensitive nipples.
>Little wet down there, so stick it in. She says no, put condom on. Bummer.
>Put condom on and fuck like rabbits.
>Done it two times in a few hours. First I came on her belly, then on her tits.
Between the two sexy times, she talked about college and stuff.
When I saw her in Victoria, my mouth fell open.
once in 5th grade Newt Gingrinch came to my school for whatever reason to talk to the kids.....long story short he used urinal next to me in the bathroom and i saw his dick....so if that counts?
>>712178204
fuck your rules
I fucked this hunk on the set of Lucas. We just went between two trailers during lunch.
>>712173647
no, you didnt
>>712178686
Fuck off iron man.
>>712178300
I'm 42 and I had no idea they were the back street boys. When they were popular, no straight male listened to them.
He made me drink Baileys from a shoe.
I played with his downstairs mix-up.
>>712173647
i fucked OP s mom 12 years ago whil that stupid retard was fucking olivia
but i came in her ass
I got a blowjob from Katy Perry. She was Katy Hudson at the time. Just an up start Christian singer at the time. Fingered her too. Miss those days
she was sucking dudes off in a bathroom stall so I just pulled out a 20 and got in line.
Anyone got some chubby Ariels?
>>712175148
Haha oldschool 91210! Dope
I snacked once a daughter of an well known actor
Also consider the fact I'm born into German royalty and that my family is rich af
>>712179825
Prove it
Bank account screenshot
>>712179825
How do you feel about Merkel?
angela merkel in '79
>>712173647
I fucked Miley before the switch
>>712173647
you know what? i belive you. why not? you are human, just like me, and there must be a reason for you to post this here, and if it helps you, i will believe in you. somebody has to. fell hugged, my friend.
>>712174962
Her and Chloe. Hit a certain point in puberty and - BOOOM! They look like fucking linebackers.
YOU WANT A TRUE STORY YOU FUCKS.
Saw this semen demon walking around our local walmart late one night...
Followed here around for as long as I felt comfortable doing. Beat my cock mercilessly. In walmart bathroom.
>>712173647
me too I came on her fivehead
>>712176863
lol
Julianne Moore
About twenty-ish years ago (yes, I am an oldfag). Right before she got married to her current husband.
Had a reason to be at a certain festival (nameless), and she was there doing the rounds there for one of her first films. I wound up hanging with mutual friends the entire week. Eventually, it just came down to being in close proximity for a while. She wound up staying at my place there after a party, and we talked for a while. Then that moment came when I realized "I'm getting ready to fuck her", and I was completely zoned in. LIke I'm going to remember every moment...
We fucked twice. That night, it was the fast and furious kind. She even kept her shirt on (but without a bra, and she has great nipples, so it was almost better.) She smelled great. I didn't come inside her, just because I usually don't with any chick first time, though I wish now that I had. Bed/sleep/wake up.
The next morning was the best/longest. Morning light, and she has this great pale skin and freckles. Lots of making out, etc. The most vivid memories were that she doesn't have much of an ass, and my cock is kinda thick at the head, so when I was fucking her from behind and she was really bent over, I could see the head of my cock pressing up inside of her ass. Like making it push out a little. (Total spank-bank memory...)
The other part was after I came, I stayed completely, diamonds hard (I was younger then...) She was getting dressed and both of us were standing there naked and looking at my cock and laughing. She grabbed it by the head, and said "Jesus..." (another total memory).
Really fun. Smart.Cool. Unreal body. Made her sexy as hell. Never saw her again.
>>712174125
same
>>712180633
Now this is something I can believe.
>tfw ur so pathetic u lie on 4chan
>>712174444
absolute madman
>>712181217
Unlike OP, you tell a convincing tale my friend.
>>712181217
If this is true, you are my hero. I'd fucked her 20 years ago and I'd fuck her now.
>>712173647
If that is true, you are the luckiest wanker on earth.
Either way, someone fucked her when she was 20 and absolutely perfect and fuck whoever that guy is for not being me.
>>712181217
wait you did anal the second time or no?
I slept with Donald trump once
>>712175175
Who is this?
>>712179825
just as "as fuck"
>>712178097
new kids on the block had alot of hits
>>712177454
I believe this story 85-90% but i have some questions.
>How was her pussy? Shaved/landing strip,trimmed bush etc?
>Did you ask her number (she prolly changed it now)
>Were you surprised after seeing her leaked pix?
>>712173647
I'm an Australian from Melbourne who worked on the Long running soap ''Neighbours''. I used to be a marketing director for Southern Star Endemol and I met Margot Robbie when she was 19 and played Donna. There was a staff party at the Crown Casino in Melbourne and her room was next to mine. She was into Motorcross when she was a kid and I used to race with her cousin. We got pretty hammered at the party, ended up getting a bottle of Jack and drinking in my room, fucked for 3 hours and came in her mouth. Woke up the next morning, she was gone, haven't spoke to her since.
>>712175718
Sure, I would like to hear your made up story fucking that goddess
>>712177149
>anyways i fucked paris hilton 15 years ago in the white room in miami. she was 20
Honestly I'm not sure I fucked Paris Hilton or not
>party in NYC
>I'm a bartender, not a guest
>she's there with a bunch of other people
>party winds down
>there's her, two other women, me and my manager (we're cleaning up but still serving)
>manager closes the bar
>one of the women says they should all go up to her room and ask if I can get some sort of booze for them
>best I can do is a couple of bottles of wine
>bring them up and they are just sitting around talking
>they start talking to me. nice stuff. where from? in school? married? girlfriend?
>seems like I'm the only one drinking
>we all do coke. my first time
>after that everything is blank
>wake up in one of the bedrooms naked
>no one else around
>used condom still on my cock
>get dressed and leave
still have no clue who I fucked
>>712181861
only if you were a teenage girl. never saw guys hanging at their concert
>>712181982
>Was it bareback?
>Didn't you lick her? (Pussy or ass)
>Was she tight?
Your personal opinion- Do u think she fucks around now? (With producers/actors) How come she has never been linked to any other celeb except Cara Delevingne (Famous pussy eater)? Either she really loves someone or bangs just regular guys.
>>712182176
You're lying. You said it was in the White room in Miami.
>>712182176
your manager
Met Miranda Hart in my local club in London. She said she and her friends were just looking at different scenes. Ended up making out and then going back to my place for a shag. I was surprised to see she was completely shaved, but she told me that she loves oral. Ate her out and fucked several times. No condom, she likes it raw. Did not exchange numbers and she just left in a cab when she woke up.
>>712182339
Bareback yes. Ate her pussy,not her ass though I would nowadays. And yeah, she was as tight as you can imagine 19 year old Margot Robbie to be.
>>712182302
chinese food makes me sick
Didn't fuck, but maybe a year or so before "Call Me Maybe" I made out and danced with Carly Rae Jepsen at a club / private party in San Francisco. She was a cool chick too, would have tried to go further but she left for another party with her friends shortly after.
I didn't know who she was until a Canadian friend pointed out she was on Canadian Idol.
>>712182342
I'm not the White Room guy.
>>712182354
I guess that's possible but he didn't come up to the room. He's an old guy and went home since it was past his bedtime.
>>712182477
My bad, I must have read it wrong. It's 8am I just woke up
>>712182447
>chinese food makes me sick
and that relates how?
>>712182414
Ewwww, must have been like fucking a horse, gross!
>>712173647
When i was younger i found out that trump's hands are not in proportion
>>712182414
this one i actually believe. who would make this up
Met this dumb bitch at a bar, she was married but IDGAF. Got here drunk and banged all night. Even blew my splooge in her. I sobered up and sneaked out through the window. Thanks for raising my kid Joe.
>>712181861
>new kids on the block sucked alot of dick
ftfy
Meet this guy in a bar. Wanted to buy him a drink you know some buddy buddy with famous actor.
>>712182731
you're going to hell my friend
>>712182744
one didn't
>>712182566
I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
(for the summer)
>>712179675
Yeah, she's done a lot but she's not really that famous. Fun girl though.
>>712180633
It feel true. But who is this and does she have nudes?
>>712175718
the fucks with her hand ?
fucked some half-armenian big-butted slut 13 years ago while filming it
>>712175783
More importantly, how was the BJ?
>>712182435
How did she taste? Do u remember? Was it spontaneous fuck or you knew if u flirted her a bit you can fuck her?
i did a cleveland steamer on oprah winfrey before she made it big. i was all like damn this bitch is a freak! then she got famous and im all like oh shit i member
>>712180633
>>712181368
>>712183379
It's it raining at your house too?
I banged a girl who ended up on a television show and in a couple of straight to DVD films. She always wanted me to cum directly on her right nipple after fucking her, and it would get her off.
For a couple of years she was almost famous.
And that is probably the only true story in this thread.
>>712183702
>
says the man, with no proof and a flimsy story with no actual name or picture. Please tell me more about these liars?
>>712181368
>>712182569
>>712182682
top kek boys.
>>712181217
I fucking loved the lost world
>>712174562
>>712174646
>>712174849
This fucking thread
>>712184061
isn't that the one where the little girl does a retarded karate kick on the raptors or some thing? literally the most retarded scene in movie history
I was a groupie for Taylor Swift when she was touring through Europe. After that I even followed her to a second concert. We never fucked though, she asked me to lick her on the second night and I did. She didn't fuck any of the guys, even the really good looking ones, just made us service her, like bringing coffee etc. Afterparties were fucking lame too, she'd mostly be really exhausted and didn't even really talk to us.
not a fan ever since I saw her real side :(
>>712184166
this, makes me angry each time I see that shit
>>712183702
Name names, you need to name names!
>>712181861
chinese food makes me sick
>>712181572
Totally true. I think she's better looking now, too!
![vikki-blows-23[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MINLfwB.jpg "vikki-blows-23[1].jpg")
>>712173647
Vikki Blows around about 2003ish
we were bored shitless at a party in Redding, everyone else was drunk
She blew me in a toilet and then we fucked on her friends bed.
both of which she was terrible at, then again we were both young, was weird when i seen her in a magazine at work.
>>712181714
Haha. No!
>>712173647
Fucked Oona Chaplain 9 years ago in London(I was a little younger than her).Came in her cunt. She didn't even care just rubbed herself and licked it. Only woman other than my wife and first girlfriend that I've cum inside. Everyone else has been condom.
I nearly had a heart attack when I saw her a few years back in GoT as I hadn't seen her since about November/December 2007.
I hooked up with mindy Kaling at Dartmouth years ago I'm not really proud about it
>>712173647
I didn't fuck him but I met him while he was on vacation with his family, right before the first Independence Day came out. Recognized him from Space Balls. Real nice, wife seemed like a bitch. Or maybe it was his sister idk.
>>712174332
more like Sean william scott + Chris pratt
Not celebs but i banged danniel colby cushman and her sister tara from american pickers before she did that show
>>712185686
Tara on bottom ..danni on right
>>712185686
>danniel colby cushman
thats cool, idk if real or not. I met the skinny guy from the show in a coffee shop in Portland when they were filming there or whatever. Recognized his voice, looked up right at him and there he was. He could tell I knew he was and gave me a big smile, starting chatting with me. Nice dude.
>>712185933
Mikes always been a nice guy. Frank can be kind of an ass
>>712185904
>tara
Danni take it in the ass? She seems like the type?
not celeb but i banged chumlee from pawn stars before he did that show
>>712184108
Why is it so hard to believe?
>>712183127
drunk, so some teeth, but it was a blowie, so - great!
>she spits
I had sex with the back of Laura Prepon's mother's son's nephew's cousin's next door neighbor's niece's sister's ex best friend's ear lobe because she had gauges and I wanted to see if I put my dick through her ear, could she hear the ocean.
>>712186250
shit i just now realized "pawn stars" is a play on "porn stars". took me 7 years to realize
>>712186196
Both separate times. Dannie does anal. She is big into it. Also handy with a strapon
>Celebrities you fucked before they made it big.
>posted on 4chun
>mfw
>>712186472
i actually banged el risitas before he told that story on that tv show
>>712176921
>One wasn't
Until you fucked him. Then he became a fag. Because you are a man and fuck other men.
>>712182883
Ha you believe in Hell.
It wasn't before he was big, but I'm telling my story anyway
>Be me
>Be freshfaced fuckable 17 year old girl
>Go to Interpol concert
>Go early so I'm close to the front
>Lock eyes with lead singer Paul Banks
>"omg he wants me holy shit"
>Get invited back stage by the stage personel
>Meet the Paul in green room, desperately trying to hold my little 17 year old self together
>small talk, the usual "I noticed you and you're beautiful banter"
>Start to makeout
>Make our way to the couch
>I suck him off while he fingers me
>Then we fuck
>>712187933
Did you let him Interpol your ass?
>>712187933
who the fuck names their band interpol
anyway, do you have more groupie stories?
OP's mom, well I didn't fuck her and she's more of an internet celeb. She jumped out a dumpster, knocked me out, gave me hand job, stoled my sperm and the only way I thought I could get it back was to buy it back. Unfortunately she's also a liar.OP, I mean son, I have news for you.
Pic related. It's your mother.
>>712188971
[spoiler]So fucking edgy[/spoiler]
>>712173647 Margot Robbie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LjgWtbNkcs
I fucked the queen in a Taco Bell bathroom once.
This was before she was famous.
>>712184166
she does a gymnastics move on a raptor. Gymnastics, you ape.
>>712189972
much better
>>712176206
"Artistic" is probably a stretch.
>>712179016
Im old Gregggggggg mother licker.
>>712190411
He accidentally misspelled "autistic" Swapped the U for an R.
>>712174175
>>712174332
>>712185636
I see Kirk Cameron and only Kirk Cameron
>>712173647
>eyebrows
dude she needs to learn how to do eyebrows holy fuck, 2/10
>>712187933
why do girls always like this weak mole faced motherfucker i never understood
>>712191044
>Swapped the U for an R
thanks for clarifying
fucking autist
>>712192395
is not that they "like" him becasue of what he looks , they "like" him for what he does, which is to stand infront of a crowd and sing.
women are like that, if you dont understand that then you are never going to be good with them
>>712184580
I also think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer
>>712173647
New photo but I did it when before she was famous.
>>712193897
she's been famous since she was like 8 or some shit.
>>712192873
but they always focus on this dude in particular. There's plenty of guys who stand up on a stage and sing
>>712194389
You don't miss much, do you?
>>712173647
Dude, everyone on 4chan has fucked her, just ask them.
I fucked your mom before she became famous for being the mother of the most stupid OP today.
>>712194389
>she's been famous since she was like 8 or some shit.
That's the joke.
>>712182414
what were her tits like?
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>>712186250
AAAHHHHHAAAAAHAAAAHAA
did you find his dick
>>712194998
Hell. Lumberg fucked her.
this is a true story but likely won't be heard or believed...
I banged Kate Middleton in high school, I was her first and she was mine,
Couldn't believe when I saw her in the papers for dating the Prince but she was always very classy and, sort of perfect
>>712196258
I just pulled his asscheeks apart and started pounding
>>712197243
sureee lemme guess... you and the queen played ball in the Palace courts whilst you waited on her for lunch... come on kid get real
>>712197388
I'm married now but we do keep in touch actually
>>712174125
Obama fucked me a buncha times.
>>712175977
>Some guy opened the door
>Everyone got on the floor
>Walk the dinosaur?
Was expecting that to be the conclusion.
>>712197243
>high school,
And not secondary school.
Not true. NEXT.
>>712185239
How did you meet?
>>712173647
ITT: Lies.
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/absokPU.png "latest[1].png")
Back in the mid 00's, she just wrapped up filming a tv show, met her at the after party.
