Shota and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
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Shota and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
more like gay paedophile thread??
>>712106336
your name always makes me think of Roller-coaster Tycoon 2
>>712106445
y
>>712106535
KCT/2
RCT2
>>712106236
>Shota and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
JESUS and the Kingdom of Heaven.
JESUS wants your semen for breakfast
>over a week into daddy Trump's rise
>Still no word of catboy bf tech
Why life?
Here's the cap of contents.
>>712106706
>america yet again trailing behind on being great
>>712106720
SELL SELL SELL
next thread will be called High Frequency Shota Trading, i swear.
>>712106663
That explains a lot, actually.
>>712106818
Cash out the 10c profit
oh shit dawg 35c profit
>>712107027
ANY PROFIT IS PROFIT
>>712106731
i want the osochoro folder.
and the choro, oso folders as well.
please.
>>712107093
the lord giveth and the lord taketh, demos. what are you giving?
Yay for legal gambling
>>712107164
idunno.
i could post my folders as well
>>712107270
post butt instead :^)
oop nevermind, down $3 now
rip
>>712107354
I TOLD YOU TO SELL, MAN!
>>712107301
i wouldn't count on it
>mfw impending bowl dump
>>712107432
and yet here i am, counting on it.
>>712107410
muh greed
>>712107517
you will go home empty handed.
nobody here may have my butt.
>>712107661
we will take it by force
>>712107692
you cannot
>>712107772
wanna bet
>>712107855
sure
i bet my ass
>>712107093
Ok!
I'll try to grab all the lewds too and put them with the other contents.
I also bought and scanned doujin. (I'm sure as you can see.)
Not that most of them didn't get put on panda.
>>712107898
oh well i have nothing to bet so you win i guess
we back in da green baby
>>712107902
thank you for your service
>>712107949
take that
does anyone have any forced/rape things?
>>712107901
>>712108037
artist? im bad at reading signatures
>>712108211
aogami
>>712108148
That's wrong anon, this is for cute
>>712108247
thank you
>>712108353
im sorry i should learn to appreciate the cute
>>712108613
yes, you should.
>>712108613
That's ok, just don't let it happen again.
>>712108986
this is like one of the only images i've seen of osomatsu where the art style is bearable
>>712109003
ill try not too
>>712109066
>>712109201
too yaoi-y, not shota-y enough.
Now you've done it.
>>712109289
smd my dick
>>712109352
AW NOW YOU FUCKED UP NIGGER
>>712109410
demos do you ever actually jerk off to this stuff
>>712109501
there are a select few that i've jerked off to
>>712109609
in general i mean, to shota, or whatever. not specifically osotrashu
>>712108075
It's np, if you wanted a link to one of those specific doujin I don't mind to share it.
(I'm really happy to meet another Matsu fan, I've got tons of stuff.)
>>712109683
>osotrashu
Rude.
>>712109708
i don't think i've seen the one titled oso choro jushi choro
>>712109683
oh
yeah i do.
Why are matsufags so loud?
>>712109873
interesting
>>712109962
they're compensating. what they're compensating for i don't know, but it's something.
>>712109962
i just got a lot of personality
>>712110190
how
>>712110465
i just like asking people in these threads if they actually jerk off to it
apparently i'm in the minority that doesn't
we in dis
>>712110574
riding those bega cheese stocks to the skies
>>712110549
I just go to whatever source draws the best expressions, dicks, and cum when i want drawn porn.
>>712110662
the cheese is only up 0.08%
but theyre my highest profit stock atm
>>712110772
i just jerk off to my imagination. boys in blue can't arrest me for thought crimes :^)
>>712110858
thank you fontera
>>712110908
i haven't done it to purely my imagination in a long time
how long do you usually J/O for?
>>712111059
i mean i just do it to cum so like 20 minutes maximum
>>712110908
$18 profit
we eatin' big
>>712111170
buy me some red rooster
fuck i haven't had red rooster in like, 5 years.
>>712111249
i had red rooster when I had to get my car's airbags fixed on a recall
It was fairly nice tbh because I hadnt had fast food in years
>>712111155
that's probably the reason why
>>712111338
yea u don't wanna fuck with airbags. i honestly don't even know what red rooster is like. that's how little i remember of it. is it like kfc?
>>712111350
the reason why what
>>712111506
why i don't use my imagination
lately my fap sessions haven't gone under an hour and thirty minutes.
>>712111640
i think the only time i've jerked off for that long was when i was sexting someone
and had something in my butt
surely it gets boring if it's just to images?
>>712111506
idk I havent had kfc in even longer
The redrooster was right beside the service place
Pretty big redneck area lol
>>712111883
>redneck
unaustralian tbh
>>712111799
i know a lot of good erotic literature
>>712109873
Here you go anon,
>http://imgur.com/a/4BbyK
It's pretty vanilla but the art is cute.
>>712111993
Literally what
Rednecks in a car district is where they want to live
>>712112031
thanks
>>712112005
yeah but that's boring cause you just read what someone else wrote. if you have a non-shit imagination it's good cause you can actually change the scenario and shit
>>712112080
i've never heard anyone here call an australian a redneck. bogan yes, redneck no. to my knowledge redneck only applies to americans.
>>712112204
Redneck are car fanatic idiots
>>712112204
but why would i want to do that
>>712112277
even wikipedia agrees that redneck is only for americans. where are you getting this weird definition from?
>>712112326
idk, more interesting?
>>712112425
lets just agree to disagree
>>712112425
but if you're reading something just to change the story then why would you even bother reading it in the first place?
>>712112502
oh yeah i said >americans think jeeps are utes in a thread earlier today and some fucking american say "but they" are
how dense can they get?
>>712112574
i didn't say anything about reading stories tho
all in my mind my man
>>712112190
Sorry I'm a fucking idiot.
My internet is moving so fucking slow now.
Should be visible now.
>>712112574
To train your imagination, of course.
Or scoff at the writer for not making it exactly how you want it, like I do.
>>712112633
oh i thought you were building off of what i was saying
fuck your opinion if i wanted to use my imagination i;d just have sex.
>>712112783
my imagination needs no training
>>712112783
stop agreeing with me, i come into these threads fully expecting and hoping people to be contrarian.
>>712112875
anything's possible in ur imagination tho
>>712112875
I figured.
Can't train what's not there.
>>712112725
>no detailed bepis or butt
how do people jerk off to this stuff
>>712112951
A superior being such as myself can agree with an inferior one about some things.
Doesn't change anything.
>>712113041
don't talk to me if you're just gonna talk shit
>>712112951
alright dude
>>712113292
i'd rather you didn't agree with me on anything
>>712113310
i don't think u watched enough sesame street to learn the power of your imagination
>>712113310
You're a tad too thin-skinned for someone who seems so full of himself.
>>712113169
Yeah, I said it was pretty tame.
Sorry, I just think it's cute.
>>712113310
>just talk shit
Almost like this is all Australians do
>>712113575
lamo my witty bantz xd
>>712113444
Sky'd be purple and sun would be green if it were like that.
>>712113667
Yupp, pretty much
>>712113519
bible pages thin
>>712113444
nope
>>712113535
it was cute, and so is that image.
>>712113667
>australians are so many layers of ironic shitposting above americans that it just seems like meaningless banter
truly a sad day for the undeveloped non-australian world
reminder that jeeps are NOT utes
C U N T
U
N
T
do stock markets trade on the weekend?
>>712113989
BANTER
TOP
CUNT
>>712114091
seems like the kind of thing u probably should have researched beforehand tbh
http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2014/04/05/why-dont-stocks-trade-on-weekends.aspx
BANTER
AWORST
NOCUNT
TRU
ESN
RTT
>>712113765
>bible pages thin
Don't seem like it though.
T
H
O
N
G
S
>why they dont
Because theyre all kikes
>>712114145
Simple question :^)
M A N G N U M
D
O
N
G
S
>>712114218
you better believe it
Here are lines of thread-kun and what I imagine him to look like based off his answers.
I'm most likely just going to leave as is and move on to PJ smooches.
>>712114194
You ok, anon?
>>712114397
What matters is you do, champ.
who the fuck is thread-kun
>>712114525
i'm seeing like 6 therapists about it
>>712114480
Hey, thats pretty good
>>712114480
wow well done
>>712114672
did you ever doubt drawfag anon's skills?
>>712114507
no
>>712114480
Ohhhhh
>>712114480
Adequate.
Can we have a girly shota/crossdressing shota thread?
$25 profit
P J S M O O T C H E S
J S M O O T C H E S P
S M O O T C H E S P J
O O T C H E S P J S M
O T C H E S P J S M O
T C H E S P J S M O O
C H E S P J S M O O T
H E S P J S M O O T C
E S P J S M O O T C H
S P J S M O O T C H E
>>712115146
could make more money walking around picking up gold coins lmao
>>712115059
And what if there was one?
huh, i've been up for 24 hours and not even tired
>>712115232
I didn't see it
just wait
sock full of ground beef
>>712115478
no
>>712115327
My insomniac brethren, unite to stomp untermensch in their sleep.
>happen across these threads a couple months ago
>started spider spamming but sometimes saved some pics
>now have 18 gigs of assorted shota
>I've stolen my step brothers underwater from the Hamer to jack off into
>unusually warm fall so he's walking around the house in a tank and short shorts barefoot
>I'm drunk as often as I can because it helps kill libido
>grades have slipped because of said drinking and guilt
>he's worried and noticed the change though I try to hide it
>bad thoughts won't go away and are getting worse
>can't kill myself because I'm not worth the funeral expense my parents will be stuck with
>thinking of dropping out and running off somewhere
You fucks ruined my life.
Minced
>>712115638
sounds like you might need some psychiatric help, anon.
>>712115632
not even insomnia, i'm just not a pussy.
>>712115638
That's what you get, Spidey.
That's what you get.
>>712115638
You could just stop being a little bitch. Unless you think you'd really go out there and rape someone, it's just a fantasy. That's what i always think. It's just a fetish, i'd never actually go out there and act on it.
>>712115638
Get help?
I want to be tied up and fucked.
>>712116164
nice call me
>>712116164
Why?
can you guys spell gullible
>>712116164
There's a line.
>>712116296
gimmie ur number bb
>>712116297
Why not?
>>712116336
idk demos, there are some fucked up people that post in these threads.
>>712116336
S H O T A T O.
>>712116377
#1 bb ;)
>>712116336
I don't know your name so sadly I can't.
>>712116381
i don't buy it for a second
>>712116438
no
>>712116573
>>712116377
Still, why?
>>712116574
i buy it for like, 5 minutes max.
>>712115782
Let me just tell a shrink I collect drawn porn of little boys and have a desperate need to fuck my stepbrother. That'll work out great.
>>712115925
I would never hurt him but the thought and temptation is there, do people here just live with it and think it's normal?
>>712116703
i'll buy it on sale and then return it to a different store that isn't participating in the sale of that item
>>712116717
That face seems familiar.
>>712116351
i'm going to kiss the boy in front of me in line
>>712116686
It's good.
>>712116767
no, just tell the shrink that you have intrusive thoughts and think you may be a harm to people around you. don't say any more than that.
>>712116782
*under breath*: holy shit
>>712116868
i hope faggotry is taking notes
THIS is how you make money
>>712115638
just fuck him and have cute incest
>>712116164
are you cute?
>>712116949
i think he makes the majority of his money working the streets
>>712106663
If you made one like this with Mohammed instead, you'd get fucking shot or beheaded.
>>712116851
So you're telling me you already had someone tie you up and fuck you?
>>712117071
>shotafags
>cute
>>712116782
Wow, can you jew any fucking harder, rabbi?
>>712117088
succ dicc for a living
>>712117071
No, of course not.
>>712117100
No, but that doesn't make it not good.
>>712117117
hey there are a few cute ones. the issue is the ones that are cute are also fucking insane.
>>712117117
>3d
>cute
Ftfy
>>712116767
It's not normal, like statistically speaking, but i dont think of it as something to beat myself up over since it never crosses the fantasy line. Actually going out and raping anyone, that's just messed up, even the rough porn and shit makes it obvious you can tell it's just to play up a fetish. The actual reality of it isnt arousing at all, to me anyway. In 2D or your own thoughts everything is fine and good, it's not even close to being a real representation.
>>712117234
How do you know then?
>>712117240
well that's interesting
>>712117198
tell cheap textbooks to university bookstores
i bought one for $30 and sold it for $75
>>712117287
i know a 3d boy that's super duper cute
>>712114652
Just a boy that was posting some cute pictures the other night.
Not sure what I should refer to him as.
and thanks guys, I'll colour him later.
>>712117676
>i know a 3d boy that's super duper cute
tell us more
>>712117777
>that sketch
>those quads
drawfriend proves yet again that she's a god
>>712117446
Tieing people up and fucking them is pretty great. Getting tied up and fucked is okay, for faggots like u
>>712117777
wut coot pictures?
>>712117676
Of what age exactly?
>>712117869
>for faggots like u
Speak for yourself, faglord, you're the one with the experience, not me.
>>712117853
he's a dork, has an amazing voice, listens to great music, and is just cute. he has the kinda smile that make you wanna melt.
i'm like an impatient paleontologist, cus i wanna date him so badly.
>>712117897
legal age
>>712118244
and uh, is he a fag? if so when are you two gonna start dating?
>>712118324
he's bi. and i dunno, i'm too timid to bring it up, and we're really too busy to seriously date
>>712118462
now demos, it seems to me like you have a very big crush on him. i think you need to ask him out sooner rather than later.
>>712118244
I call bullshit.
Could believe it if you were to say he's 15 or draw the line at 17 but unless he's been aging like Kianu Rivz he can't possibly be it.
>>712118569
i'm just a lil scared 'cause i don't want to lose the friendship we've built over the years and stuff
>>712118675
19
>>712118910
yeah true losing a good friend would be gay as fuck
you know what'd be even gayer though? cuddling with him. so i say it's worth the risk.
>>712117853
I don't think I've ever gotten quads before. I'm pretty happy. Referring to the sketch, I'm having a fun time working on it.
>>712117869
>coot pictures
Um, legs with knee socks on then a pose or two for me with and without underpants. Butt pic too. One other but I can't remember.
