Ask a guy who's cooking Spaghetti anything
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Ask a guy who's cooking Spaghetti anything
>>712077291
Can you fit your whole hand in your ass?
>>712077291
that's meat, you liar
What are you cooking?
>>712077291
Are you going to put it in your pocket?
>using a wooden spoon while frying minced meat.
Does your mother know that you like drinking horse sperm?
>>712077291
Are you too poor to afford the sauce?
>>712077514
ye
>>712077413
No it's spaghetti
>>712077291
Why are you making that marinara sauce in the wrong order?
You're supposed to brown the onions before adding the meat.
>>712077602
I'm browning the meat you troglodyte
what are you cooking
>>712077291
Is that tin foil under your burner?
>>712077587
Doesn't everyone do this?
>>712077626
My method is brown the meat, add the sauce and veggies, let it simmer while boiling pasta
>>712077291
What kind of faggot uses an electric stove?
>>712077654
after you brown the meat you drain the grease and then you squat over it and you drop a nice log of tomato over it
>>712077691
Yeah, so cleaning the drippan isnt a bitch.
>>712077748
Are you planning on adding onions?
if trips u shove all that meat up yo'ass till you cook the spaghetti and than mix with it
>>712077691
Yeah. It's an old oven
>>712077654
You seem a little brown yourself, nigger.
>>712077798
Nah
>I'm cooking spaghetti
>Posts picture of meat berries
>>712077291
Are you too poor to afford spaghetti noodles or are they in your pocket?
>>712077291
>starting with meat, not onions and garlic in oil
pleb
>>712077291
Das some SHITTI SPAGHETTI lad.
Are you making enough for two? Can I come over? I need companionship and food, but mostly food.
>>712077291
what type of pasta are you using?
>tfw only you know there are 26 different type of "spaghetti"
>>712077918
>never having meat in spaghetti sauce
You live a sad existence
>>712077900
Then you're good I guess. If you added them raw later, the bitter taste of the sulphur in them would ruin the taste.
Did you take such a daring venture before?
What is the budget?
>>712077918
>meat berries
Gonna order that next time at Olive Garden.
How big is your dick?
>claims to be cooking spaghetti
>no pictures of said spaghetti
OP is a fucking liar.
>>712077291
send a video of you whipping the pot
>>712078003
Garlic imparts better taste if it is added while the sauce simmers though, you're right about the onions though.
>>712077774
nice quads
also QUADS DEMAND AN ANSWER!
>>712078231
nigger
>>712078309
>ISHYGDSDT
>>712078320
no u.
>>712078231
Going to argue with you two on garlic.
Carmelize in butter before adding to the sauce. Sweetens it.
about to make pasta myself. Garlic/cheese sausage & pleb style jarred sauce. I forget what kinds I have.
Not sure what pasta either. Depends on what's here.
>>712078391
>>712077626
>criticizing OP on method
>calling it marinara
If you're going to claim to know what you're talking about, you might want to use the right fucking sauce.
>>712078080
Angel hair
>>712078309
That's not quads you degenerate.
>>712078405
Well sure that is also good, I just think there is too much of a risk of the garlic burning if you cook it in oil with the onions.
>>712078495
nioce
>>712078523
LITERALLY HOW
>>712078461
Meh I'm danish, to me it's just meat sauce, I dunno what name you give it in english besides marinara.
Are you secretly Moot?
>>712078580
same
>>712078550
Once your garlic goes clear it's done. Also you should only be sweating the onions.
>>712078550
That's because you're using a fucking electric range.
>>712078639
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>no
Sauce is added
>>712078713
NICE.
>>712078663
That's what I usually do though.
I add the garlic later to avoid overcooking.
>ITT fat, uneducated Americans use Spaghetti as a collective term for a dish
>>712078713
If that isn't menstrual blood, then it will taste terrible.
>>712078550
>too much of a risk of the garlic burning if you cook it in oil with the onions
only if you're a pleb
>>712078713
send a video of you whipping the pot
>>712078783
>bitches about things yet says nothing that actually poses as an argument.
>>712078713
How do we know that's actually tomato sauce and not the blended remains of that prostitute you murdered last saturday?
>>712078713
store bought shit
>>712078943
Shhhhh
>>712078635
I'm fucking american and even I know its a bolognese sauce which is italian.
>>712078713
A good bolognese takes all fucking day to make. It'll be edible but not great.
>>712078964
mfw OP doesn't even have his own tomato garden. Fucking casuals these days.
>>712078943
Because that went into the ravioli you tard.
>>712078964
Well no shit, I'm not a fucking chef
>>712078713
messy guy
>>712078635
>I dunno what name you give in english
>in english
You've heard of Italy, right? The place where these recipes originate? Generally, a sauce like ragu bolognese is used in what Americans simply call, "spaghetti."
>>712078059
Are you a fuckable Latina with nice tits and loose morals?
>>712079068
you're not even a cook.
>>712078713
Add a boot.
>>712079134
Yes.
>>712079113
Yeah kinda. I always make a mess while cooking but obviously clean up
>>712079068
>thinks you have to be a chef for homemade sketti
>doesn't even need to make a roux
>>712078713
Add some pubes
>>712078783
See my post here >>712079014
Good, now kill yourself.
>>712079206
pics?
>>712078704
Then you are W.T Snakes, correct?
>>712079134
why do you want her molars to be loose? how will she chew her spaghettis?
>>712079158
Well, technically I am
Wana see mah weiner?
>>712079324
are you single?
do you wear glasses?
>>712079387
No thanks. This is a Spaghetti thread
>>712079281
don't need to chew spaghetti. just need to SUCC
>>712079423
I'm single but no glasses
>>712077291
Will you please share your spaghetti recipe with me?
>>712079324
Dude you just put a big X cut on the top of the tomato and put it in the broiler. The skin comes right off faggot.
>>712079520
ingredients:
1 spaghetti
>>712079068
you were bitching about properly browning your meat before, which means that you have at least a fundamental understanding of cooking. how hard is it to just sweat some onions and garlic before adding your meat and then and chopped tomatoes and spices yourself? please tell me you have some parmesan to grate over at least.
>>712079520
No it's a sekrit
>>712077291
Why do you suck at cooking?
>>712078793
>If it ISN'T menstrual blood
I don't know about the taste of period juice, but sources outside your comment tells me it does not taste nice. Have I been lied to all along? Or are you a perverted vampire?
>>712079614
I hate cheese
>>712079481
do you know how to cook anything else thats not spaghetti?
how tall are you?
>>712079438
If you look closely youll notice a small amount of feces below it. Youre welcome!
Post finished product already. how fucking long can this take.
>>712079754
both tbh
How bad is the heartburn going to be from that terrible acidic mess of a sugo?
>>712079775
I can cook many things and I'm 6 feet tall
>>712079885
can you cook a pb&j?
>>712079813
Spaghetti making is a delicate process
>>712078940
>Makes a post about my post
>Doesn't use capital letters
>>712079813
ALL FUCKING DAY IF YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. A good bolognese takes a lot of fucking time.
>>712079948
Microwaved is the best
>>712079817
Noice! How is it like?
>>712079770
Get the fuck out
>>712079983
>Nigger.
>>712080137
Ok
>>712079770
i instantly lose every bit of respect for someones taste if they tell me they dont like parmesan.
its the perfect combination of every taste.
>>712077291
>Spaghetti sucks
4-minute Capellini rules!
>>712080053
It's fantastic.
Fuck you all.
Ragù is not something for you clearly. First, you make the soffritto, onion carrot and celery, then you start cooking the minced meat (fat one, maybe half pork half cow), you add some red wine, and when it dries you finally add sauce, let it simmer for 1h at least, add a small amount of milk to reduce acidity and you have what we call a ragù, non stammerda porcordio
>>712079770
This is blaspemy on every level
>>712080339
Or you can not give a fuck and cook spaghetti just to fukkin eat it.
>>712077291
on a scale from 1 to 10 how much of a degenerate would you consider yourself?
>>712078087
>Calling the sauce spaghetti
Get out you fucknugget.
>>712080339
Italy blesses you. You have honored the food gods.
>>712080573
You know, that's why people like you don't know how to eat. That's really bad
>>712079991
He's adding a jar of sauce to minced beef not making the ragu from Goodfellas, six hours simmering not necessary
>>712077291
That Aldi's "Mama Cozi's" Meat-Flavored Spaghetti sauce is the best jar stuff for a Dollar.
>>712080339
go back to israel dumb nigger i eat spaghetti
>>712080339
Dad?
>you're alive again???
Not liquifying the garlic first.
What are you a fucking heathen?
>>712080668
>Put food in your mouth. Chew.
muy facil
>>712080760
Hey! "Goodfellas"!!
>>712079068
you're selling yourself short
you could get a pan. throw in some meat, garlic, onions, some seasoning(read Italian mixed herbs) then brown
then add a tin of chopped tomatos, some mushrooms and peppers. a bit of Tomato paste to thicken it up.
and simmer till the spaghetti's done.
bonus points: grating some hard cheese on top
>>712080573
well that other anon sounded a little pretentious, but as someone who only had spaghetti bolognese in the form of (boiled grey) minced meat, tomato ketchup and spices, making my first original version of this dish was an epiphany
It's finished
>>712080339
Nah man.
You dice an onion and a garlic. You fry that shit in sunflower oil.
Then you add meat, salt, pepper and stir that shit until it's cooked. Then you add ketchup and parsley and simmer for 5 minutes. Then you serve it on top of macaroni and cover it with grated cheese and microwave until the cheese is melted.
>>712080339
This is how to cook, garlic once the other veg is soft so it doesn't burn
Reply to the post or your moms spaghetti will be made in her sleep tonight
>>712079991
THANK YOU. Why are you having bolognese as a midweek meal? It's something to be respected. Take some time making it and enjoy the beautiful final product.
>>712080944
Nice meme
>>712077691
no it's alluminum foil. they dont make tin foil.
>>712080948
Yeah sry didn't mentioned garlic because not everyone loves it, but of course you are right.
>>712077291
Are you haruki murakami?
>>712080760
Are you fucking dense, who liquefies garlic
>>712080945
>macaroni
>microwave
![2qNqF2Y[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0luvK1B.png "2qNqF2Y[1].png")
>>712080944
basic as fuck. next time add vegetables
>>712080945
>Then you add ketchup
triggerd
>>712081513
I was hungry as fuck. No time for additionals
>>712078713
Why the fuck would you take the time to wrap the drip pans in aluminum foil?
If they get dirty beyond cleaning just buy new drip pans.
The cost of new drip pans is certainly less than the effort it takes to wrap them in aluminum foil.
>>712077291
Are your knees weak, or arms heavy?
>>712081666
Don't believe Satan's lies.
>thosetripsthoe
>>712081666
Nice knowin' you, dude
>>712077291
That's not spaghetti, looks like hamburg to me
>>712081288
Heyfogetaboutit
>>712083248
Nah I'm fuckin triggered now
